Off The Map s01e03 Episode Script
A Doctor Time Out
(indistinct conversations in spanish) Look at this line.
All the good candy's gonna be gone.
Come on.
Taking candy from babies now, eh? Hey, hey.
I'm eight months clean.
If that's what it takes What's this festival about anyway? Drinking.
Oh, I thought it was to honor the patron saint of, um Drinking.
(laughs) Thought they'd cancel it this year with all the rain.
You believe that storm last night? I slept right through it.
Ryan sleep through it? I wouldn't know.
How about zee? How'd she do? Maybe the patron saint of mind your own business, huh? Yeah, sounds about right.
All right.
(electricity crackles) aah! Oh! Whoa.
ÿestás bien? SÃ, bien.
Gracias.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, mocosos.
Hey, no-- no cutting in line.
I've gotta go get supplies.
You're on your own, man.
Pata de vaca.
Cow's ho.
Lowers blood sugar in diabetics.
Without the risk of what, doctores? Hypoglycemia, A side effect of all western diabetes medications.
Very good, dr.
Brenner.
Then why hasn't it caught on? What american is gonna walk into a pharmacy and ask for A 30-day prescription of cow's foot? Muira puama.
"potency wood.
" A very potent male aphrodisiac Dr.
Clark.
'sup.
Used to treat erectile dysfunction.
(spits) I don't-- I don't need that.
Can you ask your boyfriend where all the sick people are? 'cause I'm dying.
He is not my I already asked him, And he said the clinic would be pretty dead during the festival.
Well, how long does the festival last? Three days.
Ladies, amor seco.
Natural antihistamine.
Didn't you use that on the farmer Having an allergy attack? You read my book, dr.
Brenner.
Twice, actually.
(chuckles) I don't know how you read it once.
It was boring as hell.
Are you kidding? The part about using army ants to close a wound-- that was I taught you the ant trick.
Funny you didn't put that in your little book.
Car crash way up in the mountains.
Ohh! Oh, thank you, god! Yeah, probably the road's flooded.
They say how many injured? Didn't say.
Fuller, brenner,et's pack up.
I'll go get ryan.
(woman) ohh! Ohh.
(man) don't-- don't worry about me.
I'm fine.
Look, breathe it out, mi amor.
Okay.
How far apart are the contractions? Sweet mother of (gasps) Okay.
Not far.
This is not happening.
This cannot be happening.
We were on our way to the airport.
We were gonna fly out sooner, but we're in the peace corps.
We had to finish rotation.
Supposed to be having the baby with my family in new york.
I'm afraid that's not gonna happen.
Ohh.
(panting) Even minor accidents can jump-start labor, and you're Well on your way.
We've gottage.
All right, change of birth plan.
I can roll with it.
You? (chuckles) okay.
(chuckles) Ohh.
(chuckles) Ay, dios mÃo! Baby, it hurts.
Oh, wait, wait.
Your ipod.
It's in the truck.
No, roberto, leave it.
It's fine.
No, it's got all your birthing music.
Worked my ass off making that mix.
(rumbling, branches cracking) wait! Roberto! Wait, wait! Stop! (crash) Aah! Robbie! (woman) robbie! Robbie! (grunts) I'm okay.
I'm okay! Robbie.
Okay, I need you to wiggle your toes for me.
Distal neurocirc intact.
(grunts) Okay.
Breathe.
Breathe.
(screams) Femur's broken.
Okay, that's a massive tree.
There's no way we're gonna move that without a pulley.
She's in active labor.
Three minutes apart.
We can't wait.
We gotta get her back now.
Go, please.
Just don't worry about me.
Just take care of syd and the baby.
Okay, then push 4 of morphine and a liter of saline.
I'm gonna send out a rescue team as soon as we're back.
(gasps) no, no, no, no, no! I'm not leaving without him.
Oh, my god.
Baby, I'll be right behind you, baby.
Just remember what the baby books said.
I never read the baby books! Okay, okay.
Forget 'em.
Look, you can do this, syd.
Look, don't worry, okay? We'll get him back to you.
Let's do this.
(pants) okay.
Look, it's our first kid, and she's nervous, And she apparently didn't read the baby books, so if you like Your colleagues, better get me outta here fast.
(chuckles) (sighs) what are you doing? You guys don't have a filing system, So I'm setting one up.
You know, most hospital error Is caused by inaccessible medical records.
(sighs) we had a system.
It was my system.
(chuckles) okay.
So then why is, um, ruiz before peña? Because there are over a hundred patients here By the name of peña.
It's not alphabetical.
It's by village.
Oh.
Yeah.
Smart.
(clears throat) why don't you just go take the night off? Just hit the festival, connect with the community.
That's half of what practicing medicine here is, anyway.
Partying isn't gonna make me a better doctor.
It's-- No, but it just might get that stick out of your ass.
(file clatters) Oh, my god.
(panting) is that still a contraction? (monitor beeping steadily) (chuckles) okay.
I was, uh, gonna read the books.
(chuckles) I was.
I-I-I just figured That since I thought roberto would be here with me That he could give me, like, a- a cliffsnotes version of them.
It's just what we do, you know? I impulsively get things Like babies and electronics, and he reads the instructions.
He's the prepared one.
He, uh, set up this whole amazing birth plan The baby looks good.
Normal cephalic lie.
Music and aromatherapy Ay, americans and their birth plans.
The plan around here is to squat in a bush and get back to work.
(whooshing) (laughs) (machine beeps) Baby's heart rate's dropping.
Late decels.
Let's get her on her side.
5 liters of oxygen.
What's going on? Your baby's heart rate is decelerating after you contract.
He's not tolerating labor.
It means that we're gonna have to do an emergency c-section.
Okay? (panting) I'll tell him.
Thanks, lily.
Good news.
Your rescue team is on its way.
They're battling muddy roads, but they'll be here.
Wait.
How-- how's sydney? Um (clears throat) The, um, baby's heart rate is dropping.
So sydney is gonna need a c-section.
Oh, d.
She must be freaking out.
You gotta get this thing off me.
No.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Look, when the rescue team Gets here, they're gonna have this big pulley system.
(leaves rustle) They're gonna get this thing-- screw that.
Let's rescue ourselves.
What, did you just cut a tree down with a machete? What tree? It's a lever.
Help me out.
All right, let's do this.
Okay.
All right.
(grunts) Lever time.
(grunts) You have to, uh, take off your shirt To Move a tree? It's really hot here.
You push down on the lever.
I'll get roberto.
(ryan) okay.
Okay.
Ready? Hold on.
Easy.
Y.
On three, ready? Ready.
One, two, three.
(grunts) (branches snapping) Aah! (ryan grunting) (screaming) Oh! Got him.
(sighs) Splint the femur.
All right.
All right.
(grunts) there you go.
All right.
Get what you want.
I guess we're gonna make it out, sÃ? Well, I didn't want to say anything, But (grunts) missing your wife give birth Is, like, years of free back rubs.
(laughs) (coughs) Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pulmonary hemorrhage.
(coughing) get suction.
(thunder rumbl) Looks like you took a blow to the chest On your way down the hill.
That why it hu-- it hurts when I breathe? Yeah.
It's called a pulmonary contusion.
The trauma you took to your chest Is causing bleeding in your lungs.
We need to get you back to the clinic And put you on oxygen.
I'm gonna go call the rescue team.
You-- you like her.
What? No, I I- I like a lot of girls.
You must be cleaning up down here.
This place is kind of awesome.
There's hot doctor chicks, Hot tourists coming in almost every single day.
It's kinda great.
Like an all-you-can-eat international buffet.
(chuckles) exactly.
I used to be like you, hermano.
I was a lawyer in mexico city.
Made some money, came down here.
All I did for a year was Surf and screw.
Sounds awesome.
See, uh, I was free.
But I-I was I was aimless.
I- I used to be terrified of being tied down.
W- what I got in return Is so much better.
It's-- it's amazing-- Finding that person you want to give your whole life to.
Sydney-- sydney saved me, Gave me purpose, And I never even saw her coming.
You were at the buffet.
Hey, that's my wife you're talking about.
She was on the special sorry.
Arte menu, you know? (coughing) (grunts) (dog barking in distance) Um, question Okay, english is not my first language, But I'm sure that was a statement.
And which one of your weird-ass plants Will make a sorority chick's hangover even worse tomorrow? Festival casualty.
You know, I was thinking that maybe we could stop by later Or tomorrow, if you-- if you want.
Like a real date? Are you getting serious on me? Ay, call it whatever you want.
I just like to dance.
Yeah, see, uh, parties full of debauchery and drinking Aren't exactly the best environment for me But you go and rumba your little ass off.
With all the lobos you can find.
(kisses) I'm not the jealous type.
No more questions.
I've got surgery.
(thunder rumbles, rainfall) (monitor beeping steadily) Have we heard from the rescue team yet? I just-- I feel like roberto should be here by now.
Well, the roads are still flooded, mi vida.
It's slow going.
It'll take hi.
I just can't believe he's missing this.
You know that he even prepared for a c-section? He said that it wouldn't happen, but if it did, That he would talk me through it every step of the way.
You know what? Fear of surgery is a lot like fear of flying.
If you know what t pilot's doing-- That the turbulence isormal-- then it's much easier To sit back and order a cocktail, right? I'm gonna tell you everything we're doing, okay? Every step of the way.
(lowered voice) uh, brenner, this is not a football game-- Running commentary while the patient's on the table.
Well, I really think it would help her.
Your patient, your call.
(indistinct conversations, salsa music playing) Hey, blondie.
'sup? Ugh, you're sounding like tommy now.
(chuckles) yeah? Cool.
Not a compliment.
Want some cuy? Oh, no.
It's a delicacy.
No, it's full of parasites.
No.
You know, I really thought americans loved to travel And eat weird stuff.
No, this american likes to work, But I've been placed on a time-out.
(chuckles) doctor time-out.
Yeah.
Ohwatch it.
Perdón.
You must be the life of the party back home, sÃ? No, I don't really go to parties.
Pork sandwiches.
Oh, I hope they're using a meat thermometer.
I just had one.
Well, you just had a brain cyst on a bun, chuck.
Okay, I need a time-out.
Adiós.
(man) ay! (electricity hums and crackles) Aah! (groans) (coughs) Time in.
(electricirackles) (squishing) (zee) suction.
Noisy eltric band-aid.
(chuckles) (machine beeps, electricity powers down) D - dr.
Brenner, what's going on now? The grid must have blown.
Zee, tamponade.
Brenner, get in here.
I'm trying.
I can't-- I have an open wound here.
I need you to apply pressure to the incision.
I can barely see anything.
Get in there and squeeze! Come on.
Come on.
Ow! You piece of (mina) cole! Cole, I need your help! Lord, grant me the serenity (weakly) la he perdido He's saying he lost something.
Yeah, it probably his wallet.
He's got bigger things to worry about.
He got hit by a high-powered d.
C.
Current entering the leg And exiting the chest.
Explains the power outage.
The exit wound causes shirt to set on fire.
He's got third-degree burns, increasing respiratory distress.
What's that smell? Is that the burn? No, that's the taco meat.
Hey, you said get a stretcher.
It was the best I could do.
(heartbeat whooshing) Festival blew the grid, fried our generator.
We should be going again soon.
(zee) fetal heart rate is 140.
We're good to continue.
Any news on roberto? The rescue team radioed in while I was out there.
Unfortunately, they never made it.
The truck got stuck a couple of miles t.
So he's still out there? We've two excellent, capable doctors with him.
He'll be fine.
They just might take a while.
It's-- it's cold and it's dark, And he He-- he's hurt, And-- and he's just laying out there On the Side of the Road.
(panting) oh, my god.
This is crazy.
B.
P.
's way up, 150 over 95.
Sydney, it's not safe to operate, if you don't calm down.
Please, I I don't even know if he's okay.
Sydney, sydney.
What if we tried to get him on the radio? You could at least hear his voice.
It could calm her down.
Please Then we gotta move.
We gotta get this baby out.
It's okay.
It's okay.
(man grunting) he's barely breathing.
The burns have scarred his skin.
His chest can't rise.
He needs an escharotomy.
What's that? It's wre we cut through the burned skin To relieve the pressure.
Get betadine, a cut-down tray, and two scalpels.
Charlie, get out of here.
You don't want to see this.
Yeah, I do.
All right, fine, but face the wall and don't peek.
Now listen, You're gonna go lateral and inferior.
Ready? Will it hurt? He won't feel a thing.
He's burned off all his nerve endings.
Did I say "turn around," charlie? (gasping) He took a jolt big enough to blow the town generator? I can't believe it didn't kill him.
It's crazy it didn't kill him.
Instead of wondering why it didn't kill him, Let's make sure it doesn't, okay? No encuentro Encuentro No encuentro He's still saying he lost something.
No se preocupe, senor.
Encontraremos (grunts) Pulse ox is 78.
He's drowning on his own secretions.
Where the hell is the rescue truck? It's not coming.
They're coming.
They went off the road.
It's gonna be a while.
He's gonna pass out soon.
We're gonna have to bag him.
I know.
(weakly) is the truck here? No.
I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen.
It's gonna get a little harder to breathe, And then you're gonna pass out, but that's-- that's okay, Because we're gonna breathe for you.
And when you wake up, you're gonna be at the clinic With your wife and your son.
Max.
Hmm? His name's gonna be max.
That's a great name.
No, it's not.
I like diego.
But since I'm missing the whole thing, name.
I guess The woman should probably get her way.
(chuckles) (wheezes) (inhales sharply) (groans) There it is.
All right, I'm in.
(radio rings) (ring) (beep) yeah? Clark.
How's the patient? His wife wants to talk to him.
That's not gonna happen.
He's in respiratory failure from pulmonary contusions.
We took his airway.
ÃÂgreat.
It's all we could do, ben.
Look, until the rescue team gets here with the truck, It doesn't look good.
(monitor beeping rhythmically) Hey, listen, did-- did he say anything? Something that I can pass on to sydney? Uh Max-- he-- he said sydney could name the baby max.
Why? (beep) Hey.
D-did you-- did you reach them? He did want to talk to you, but we lost the signal.
(sydney) is roberto okay? Well, he's not the happiest camper right now.
It's pretty chilly out there, and he's got one broken leg.
But he did say you could name the baby max.
He did? He's been fighting me on that one for nine months.
What do you say we get this show on the road then, eh? So your husband can meet max.
Thank you.
(lowered voice) so everything's Mm, fine, yeah.
Everything's fine.
Let's do this.
Say g'day to max.
Hi, baby.
Hi, max.
You have a beautiful baby boy, sydney.
What's wrong with his skin? Bilirubin's got to be over 30.
I'm starting an umbilical line.
What's wrong with him? He's severely jaundiced.
He may need a transfusion, sydney.
You take over.
Your baby's gonna be okay, sydney.
We just Sydney? She's losing consciousness.
Oh, my god.
She's bleeding out.
Okay, massage the uterus, use 20 of pit.
We don't have suction without electricity.
Okay, we'll use lap pads then.
Will that beugh? It has to be.
We don't have a choice.
(otis) pulse ox is up to 94.
The kid's exhausted, but he's getting air.
There's gotta be something going on with this guy.
Anybody else would be a fried chicken right now.
I'm gonna run a differential and then-- You didn't shock him just so you could go back to work, did you? Hey, had to ask.
(clank) Oh.
(laughs) All right.
(otis) all right.
Tengo que regresar.
He wants to go back to the festival.
I lost He perdido mi amor allà The love of my life.
Okay, sir, you're very sick.
Just try and relax.
ÿqué pasó? I have seen her every year At the festival.
She's Linda.
Beautiful Always wearing Blue Pero m-muy torpe.
Como peter parker Pero sin los poderes de una araña.
He says he's like peter parker with no spider powers.
I think he's delirious.
Mm.
Yep.
He's running a fever, And he's got a crazy low heart rate.
Have you talked to her? El año pasado por fin tuve el valor de hablar con ella.
Last year, he finally got up the courage to talk to her.
Hablamos por horas de los cómics.
Nos enamoramos.
They talked for hours about comic books.
They fell in love.
Pero cuando la fui a comprar una bebida But when he went to go buy her a drink Perdà en la muchedumbre.
He lost her in the crowd.
W- what's her name? ÿcómo se llama? No sé.
I never ask.
Pfft.
Well, that was dumb.
I'm more concerned about your fever And your low heart rate, so I'm gonna run an e.
K.
G.
, okay? Okay.
That one Doesn't have a single romantic bone in her body.
(chuckles) (monitor beeping steadily) B- lynch sutures in place.
Well, it looks dry.
Yeah, I think we got it all.
How's the baby? Not good.
He's headed for brain injury or death Without an exchange transfusion.
He's b-positive.
So is sydney, sÃ? Well, yeah, but she just lt half her blood volume.
She needs a transfusion herself.
We have any b-pos? Not enough.
We need a live donor.
The father.
If sydney and max are both b-positive, Then he should be compatible.
TsÃ,fand since he's a relative, the baby's less likely To have a transfusion reaction.
Sounds like our best shot.
It's our only shot.
(grunts) absent doll's eye sign.
Try a corneal.
Pulse ox is 55.
He's brain-dead.
This was all we could do.
(sighs) Time of death (gloves snap) (radio rings) (ring) (beep) Yeah.
Clark, how is he? We called it.
Damn it.
How long ago? Less than a minute.
Hey, does he still have a pulse? What? I Pulse! Does he still have a pulse? What? Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
Start bagging again.
You bring him back here, okay? You keep his heart beating.
Don't wait for the truck.
You carry him if you have to.
Ben, we're miles away.
That'll take all night.
Look, just get him back here! Why? His wife and kid-- they need his blood.
(beep) bag him.
What? Bag him.
He's dead.
Yeah, respiratory failure a few hours ago.
He never had a chanc But they've got his heart pumping, So the blood should be usable.
A few hours ag you mean, before surgery? Mm-hmm.
You said he was fine, that he just had a broken leg, That-- that he would be here to meet his baby.
I told her what she needed to hear to get through surgery.
Oh, well, what do we tell her now? "I'm sorry, but your husband's dead, And you and your baby both need his blood to survive"? (sighs) that sounds about right.
(sighs) oh, my god.
(whispers) poor sydney.
Look, if it had to happen, It's good that it happened like this, okay? (normal voice) how is it good? The guy's brain-dead, all right? There's no gray area here.
There's no hooking him up to a machine And hoping he recovers.
She can move on with her life, put it away.
Now I'm gonna go see if she's up.
Are you coming? I can't believe you.
I thought I Fine.
I'll go ll her myself.
No! No.
(sighs) I'm gonna tell her.
My patient, my call.
Hey.
(sighs) Are you sure this is the right road? I- I can't even see a damn thing.
It's almost dawn, and (grunts) We've only got about 10 more miles to go.
Didn't need to know that.
(engine rumbling) Whoa.
Hey.
Hey! Hey! (grunts) Stop! I don't think they're gonna stop.
Hey! I don't think they're gonna (men singing in spanish) hey! (brakes squeal) (sighs) there.
They stopped.
(exhales deeply) I feel you, hermano.
There's this girl-- Smart, beautiful, Nice to everyone.
I don't even think she knows my name.
Trust me.
You ha to tell her.
Splenomegaly.
Enlarged spleen.
Write that down.
(monitor beeping rapidly) What's going on? Heart rate's 49.
B.
P.
's only 60 palp.
Push atropine.
(breathes heavily) (monitor beeping steadily) (click) Man.
His pupils are normal.
(clicks) What the hell is going on with this guy? Enlarged spleen, fever, bradycardia What causes that? Mosquitoes, sand flies, parasites He-- he says he sometimes by the river, Watching the water taxis go by, looking for the girl.
Enough with the romance novel.
I'm trying to save his life.
Aren't there more mosquitoes by the river? Don't they spread diseases? Hold this.
What are you doing? I told you.
Saving his life.
(breathing erratically) (monitor beeping steadily) What happened? How's the baby? Max is sick, sydney.
He needs a blood transfusion.
And so do you.
You've lost a lot of blood.
Where's roberto? Is he here? Roberto suffered chest trauma.
His lungs filled with fluid.
What? They did everything they could.
His brain couldn't get enough oxygen, And last night he had a stroke.
And The thing is They kept his heart beating Because his blood is a match for you and max, And you both nit very badly.
I'm sorry.
I I don't What are you t-telling me? Are Is my husband dead? Yes.
An.
.
You want to put his blood Inside me? Yes.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I know I promised you That I would tell you everything, And I didn't, But now I am.
You and your baby-- You both will die without this transfusion.
Save the baby then.
Let me die.
I can't do it.
I won't let you.
Get out.
Sydney-- I said get out.
Please-- get out! Get out.
Go.
Get the hell out of here! Get out! Get out! Great news, jorge.
I looked at your blood work.
You've got malaria.
I don't think he gets it.
He gets it.
I get it, but how is that great? Because it's a unique strain called vivax, And a small percentaget Develop a low heart rate.
So low, in fact, Thathe electric current that hit you Hit between heartbeats, and it didn't stop your heart.
Now it also causes an enlarged spleen, Which could've exploded and could've killed you.
So, as I see it, You were meant to die twice over and didn't.
(laughs) you lucky man! Forget the blue dress.
This is your money story.
He's not lucky.
What? He's 22 years old.
He's had three broken arms, four broken toes.
Yesterday, he missed finding the love of his life Because he got electrocuted, and today he has malaria! He is not lucky! Sorry.
Perhaps "lucky" was the wrong choice of words, But I'm gonna fix you.
Gracias.
Just promise me that at the next party, You're gonna get the chick's name.
(chuckles) How is she? Well, we gave her iron to bring up her counts, But she still won't consent to the transfusion.
Sydney.
I'm, uh, I'm dr.
Fuller.
I was in the field with your husband.
I remember.
You said that you'd bring him back to me.
Oh, uh, I've been trying, And she's just not ready, okay? (whispers) so you should go.
Uh I-I did.
What? I did bring your husband back to you.
All he wanted was to come back to you, And now he's here, and it doesn't have to be for nothing.
Tommy, stop.
No, look, that guy loved you so much that it was crazy.
The way he talked about you-- I- I don't even know What it's like to feel that way about a person.
And the last thing he would want right now Is for you to give up, Because that would mean you're giving up on him.
I am so sorry That I could not save robeo.
I am so sorry that he's never gonna get to meet his son, Because he was so psyched to be a dad, But what he's doing right now for max-- That is being a dad.
(lowered voice) he told me that you saved him.
(crying) Let him save you.
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how-- How to live without him.
I know.
It's not easy.
But you just Do.
(crying) (fussing) Hi.
Hi.
You know my name, right? Yeah.
Charlie.
SÃ, sÃ.
Just checking.
Okay.
(chuckles) (under breath) yes! Vivax malaria.
Finally found your infectious disease.
(chuckles) yeah.
I guess I did.
But you acted like an addict doing it.
What? You had a few hours yesterday with nothing to do, And you couldn't handle it.
Your mind starts spinning, your palms get sweaty, Your skin starts itching.
Am I close? No.
No, actually, I just like to work.
That's not work.
It's penance.
What was his name? The kid you misdiagnosed back in the states.
We all got one.
Eric.
P.
F.
C.
Marcus o'grady.
Yeah, I was a medic when I startedsing, And, um The-- the work doesn't help.
Doesn't make you forget.
So what does? Come on.
Why? Where are we going? To that stupid party.
Even the damned deserve a night off.
(indistinct conversations) (speaks indistinctly) (laughs) Wow.
See ya.
I thought you weren't coming.
Come on, loca.
Show me what you got.
(indistinct conversations in spanish) Wait, wait, wait! So then this guy stops (mina) oh, my god! Right in front of her face! (laughs) She's a superhero, this chick.
(laugh yeah, well-- oh! Whoops.
Buy a round.
Oh.
(laughs) What? Oh (laughs) yeah.
Well, I have my kryptonite.
Whatever.
This is officially the festival of ryan's giant balls.
(laughter) thanks.
Don't worry.
No one else is gonna drop dead.
The pork's cooked.
Lots of girls wear blue, blondie.
Mm, señorita? Señorita? Um Yeah, okay.
Ask her if she knows jorge.
ÿsabe quién es jorge? No! Wait.
If he didn't know her name, then she doesn't know his.
Ask her if she's waiting for her Peter parker.
Yeah, I know.
Just do it.
ÿesta usted esperando a su peter parker? SÃ.
(laughs) ÿlo conoce? ÿdónde está? He's waiting for you.
Here.
Uh, la clÃnica.
See? And tell her that he's a real superhero.
He escaped death twice.
Es un superhéroe.
Escapó a la muerte dos veces.
Gracias.
Gracias.
(laughs) See? I mean, I listen to some stuff.
(laughs) (indistinct conversations) Hola.
Oh.
Come on.
Please.
Give me a break.
I'm trying to be good here, and Oh, you work-- you work here.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were trying to hit on me, and I'm-- Uh, no Inglés.
Oh.
Well, no Español.
Except, um, Except Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
(laughs) (laughs) hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
(laughs) hola.
(giggles) It was a rough one today.
Yeah.
How was keeton? With the patient-- was he okay? Well, he was Not who I thought he was.
He lost his wife and kid a few years back.
The accident last night hit pretty close to home, So Easy.
(the national's "green gloves" playing) falling out of touch with all my friends are somewhere getting wasted hope they're staying glued together I have arms for them take another sip of them it floats around and takes me over like a little drop of ink in a glass of water get inside their clothes with my green gloves watch their videos in their chairs get inside their beds with my green gloves Oh, abby.
get inside their heads love their loves
All the good candy's gonna be gone.
Come on.
Taking candy from babies now, eh? Hey, hey.
I'm eight months clean.
If that's what it takes What's this festival about anyway? Drinking.
Oh, I thought it was to honor the patron saint of, um Drinking.
(laughs) Thought they'd cancel it this year with all the rain.
You believe that storm last night? I slept right through it.
Ryan sleep through it? I wouldn't know.
How about zee? How'd she do? Maybe the patron saint of mind your own business, huh? Yeah, sounds about right.
All right.
(electricity crackles) aah! Oh! Whoa.
ÿestás bien? SÃ, bien.
Gracias.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, mocosos.
Hey, no-- no cutting in line.
I've gotta go get supplies.
You're on your own, man.
Pata de vaca.
Cow's ho.
Lowers blood sugar in diabetics.
Without the risk of what, doctores? Hypoglycemia, A side effect of all western diabetes medications.
Very good, dr.
Brenner.
Then why hasn't it caught on? What american is gonna walk into a pharmacy and ask for A 30-day prescription of cow's foot? Muira puama.
"potency wood.
" A very potent male aphrodisiac Dr.
Clark.
'sup.
Used to treat erectile dysfunction.
(spits) I don't-- I don't need that.
Can you ask your boyfriend where all the sick people are? 'cause I'm dying.
He is not my I already asked him, And he said the clinic would be pretty dead during the festival.
Well, how long does the festival last? Three days.
Ladies, amor seco.
Natural antihistamine.
Didn't you use that on the farmer Having an allergy attack? You read my book, dr.
Brenner.
Twice, actually.
(chuckles) I don't know how you read it once.
It was boring as hell.
Are you kidding? The part about using army ants to close a wound-- that was I taught you the ant trick.
Funny you didn't put that in your little book.
Car crash way up in the mountains.
Ohh! Oh, thank you, god! Yeah, probably the road's flooded.
They say how many injured? Didn't say.
Fuller, brenner,et's pack up.
I'll go get ryan.
(woman) ohh! Ohh.
(man) don't-- don't worry about me.
I'm fine.
Look, breathe it out, mi amor.
Okay.
How far apart are the contractions? Sweet mother of (gasps) Okay.
Not far.
This is not happening.
This cannot be happening.
We were on our way to the airport.
We were gonna fly out sooner, but we're in the peace corps.
We had to finish rotation.
Supposed to be having the baby with my family in new york.
I'm afraid that's not gonna happen.
Ohh.
(panting) Even minor accidents can jump-start labor, and you're Well on your way.
We've gottage.
All right, change of birth plan.
I can roll with it.
You? (chuckles) okay.
(chuckles) Ohh.
(chuckles) Ay, dios mÃo! Baby, it hurts.
Oh, wait, wait.
Your ipod.
It's in the truck.
No, roberto, leave it.
It's fine.
No, it's got all your birthing music.
Worked my ass off making that mix.
(rumbling, branches cracking) wait! Roberto! Wait, wait! Stop! (crash) Aah! Robbie! (woman) robbie! Robbie! (grunts) I'm okay.
I'm okay! Robbie.
Okay, I need you to wiggle your toes for me.
Distal neurocirc intact.
(grunts) Okay.
Breathe.
Breathe.
(screams) Femur's broken.
Okay, that's a massive tree.
There's no way we're gonna move that without a pulley.
She's in active labor.
Three minutes apart.
We can't wait.
We gotta get her back now.
Go, please.
Just don't worry about me.
Just take care of syd and the baby.
Okay, then push 4 of morphine and a liter of saline.
I'm gonna send out a rescue team as soon as we're back.
(gasps) no, no, no, no, no! I'm not leaving without him.
Oh, my god.
Baby, I'll be right behind you, baby.
Just remember what the baby books said.
I never read the baby books! Okay, okay.
Forget 'em.
Look, you can do this, syd.
Look, don't worry, okay? We'll get him back to you.
Let's do this.
(pants) okay.
Look, it's our first kid, and she's nervous, And she apparently didn't read the baby books, so if you like Your colleagues, better get me outta here fast.
(chuckles) (sighs) what are you doing? You guys don't have a filing system, So I'm setting one up.
You know, most hospital error Is caused by inaccessible medical records.
(sighs) we had a system.
It was my system.
(chuckles) okay.
So then why is, um, ruiz before peña? Because there are over a hundred patients here By the name of peña.
It's not alphabetical.
It's by village.
Oh.
Yeah.
Smart.
(clears throat) why don't you just go take the night off? Just hit the festival, connect with the community.
That's half of what practicing medicine here is, anyway.
Partying isn't gonna make me a better doctor.
It's-- No, but it just might get that stick out of your ass.
(file clatters) Oh, my god.
(panting) is that still a contraction? (monitor beeping steadily) (chuckles) okay.
I was, uh, gonna read the books.
(chuckles) I was.
I-I-I just figured That since I thought roberto would be here with me That he could give me, like, a- a cliffsnotes version of them.
It's just what we do, you know? I impulsively get things Like babies and electronics, and he reads the instructions.
He's the prepared one.
He, uh, set up this whole amazing birth plan The baby looks good.
Normal cephalic lie.
Music and aromatherapy Ay, americans and their birth plans.
The plan around here is to squat in a bush and get back to work.
(whooshing) (laughs) (machine beeps) Baby's heart rate's dropping.
Late decels.
Let's get her on her side.
5 liters of oxygen.
What's going on? Your baby's heart rate is decelerating after you contract.
He's not tolerating labor.
It means that we're gonna have to do an emergency c-section.
Okay? (panting) I'll tell him.
Thanks, lily.
Good news.
Your rescue team is on its way.
They're battling muddy roads, but they'll be here.
Wait.
How-- how's sydney? Um (clears throat) The, um, baby's heart rate is dropping.
So sydney is gonna need a c-section.
Oh, d.
She must be freaking out.
You gotta get this thing off me.
No.
Hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Look, when the rescue team Gets here, they're gonna have this big pulley system.
(leaves rustle) They're gonna get this thing-- screw that.
Let's rescue ourselves.
What, did you just cut a tree down with a machete? What tree? It's a lever.
Help me out.
All right, let's do this.
Okay.
All right.
(grunts) Lever time.
(grunts) You have to, uh, take off your shirt To Move a tree? It's really hot here.
You push down on the lever.
I'll get roberto.
(ryan) okay.
Okay.
Ready? Hold on.
Easy.
Y.
On three, ready? Ready.
One, two, three.
(grunts) (branches snapping) Aah! (ryan grunting) (screaming) Oh! Got him.
(sighs) Splint the femur.
All right.
All right.
(grunts) there you go.
All right.
Get what you want.
I guess we're gonna make it out, sÃ? Well, I didn't want to say anything, But (grunts) missing your wife give birth Is, like, years of free back rubs.
(laughs) (coughs) Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Pulmonary hemorrhage.
(coughing) get suction.
(thunder rumbl) Looks like you took a blow to the chest On your way down the hill.
That why it hu-- it hurts when I breathe? Yeah.
It's called a pulmonary contusion.
The trauma you took to your chest Is causing bleeding in your lungs.
We need to get you back to the clinic And put you on oxygen.
I'm gonna go call the rescue team.
You-- you like her.
What? No, I I- I like a lot of girls.
You must be cleaning up down here.
This place is kind of awesome.
There's hot doctor chicks, Hot tourists coming in almost every single day.
It's kinda great.
Like an all-you-can-eat international buffet.
(chuckles) exactly.
I used to be like you, hermano.
I was a lawyer in mexico city.
Made some money, came down here.
All I did for a year was Surf and screw.
Sounds awesome.
See, uh, I was free.
But I-I was I was aimless.
I- I used to be terrified of being tied down.
W- what I got in return Is so much better.
It's-- it's amazing-- Finding that person you want to give your whole life to.
Sydney-- sydney saved me, Gave me purpose, And I never even saw her coming.
You were at the buffet.
Hey, that's my wife you're talking about.
She was on the special sorry.
Arte menu, you know? (coughing) (grunts) (dog barking in distance) Um, question Okay, english is not my first language, But I'm sure that was a statement.
And which one of your weird-ass plants Will make a sorority chick's hangover even worse tomorrow? Festival casualty.
You know, I was thinking that maybe we could stop by later Or tomorrow, if you-- if you want.
Like a real date? Are you getting serious on me? Ay, call it whatever you want.
I just like to dance.
Yeah, see, uh, parties full of debauchery and drinking Aren't exactly the best environment for me But you go and rumba your little ass off.
With all the lobos you can find.
(kisses) I'm not the jealous type.
No more questions.
I've got surgery.
(thunder rumbles, rainfall) (monitor beeping steadily) Have we heard from the rescue team yet? I just-- I feel like roberto should be here by now.
Well, the roads are still flooded, mi vida.
It's slow going.
It'll take hi.
I just can't believe he's missing this.
You know that he even prepared for a c-section? He said that it wouldn't happen, but if it did, That he would talk me through it every step of the way.
You know what? Fear of surgery is a lot like fear of flying.
If you know what t pilot's doing-- That the turbulence isormal-- then it's much easier To sit back and order a cocktail, right? I'm gonna tell you everything we're doing, okay? Every step of the way.
(lowered voice) uh, brenner, this is not a football game-- Running commentary while the patient's on the table.
Well, I really think it would help her.
Your patient, your call.
(indistinct conversations, salsa music playing) Hey, blondie.
'sup? Ugh, you're sounding like tommy now.
(chuckles) yeah? Cool.
Not a compliment.
Want some cuy? Oh, no.
It's a delicacy.
No, it's full of parasites.
No.
You know, I really thought americans loved to travel And eat weird stuff.
No, this american likes to work, But I've been placed on a time-out.
(chuckles) doctor time-out.
Yeah.
Ohwatch it.
Perdón.
You must be the life of the party back home, sÃ? No, I don't really go to parties.
Pork sandwiches.
Oh, I hope they're using a meat thermometer.
I just had one.
Well, you just had a brain cyst on a bun, chuck.
Okay, I need a time-out.
Adiós.
(man) ay! (electricity hums and crackles) Aah! (groans) (coughs) Time in.
(electricirackles) (squishing) (zee) suction.
Noisy eltric band-aid.
(chuckles) (machine beeps, electricity powers down) D - dr.
Brenner, what's going on now? The grid must have blown.
Zee, tamponade.
Brenner, get in here.
I'm trying.
I can't-- I have an open wound here.
I need you to apply pressure to the incision.
I can barely see anything.
Get in there and squeeze! Come on.
Come on.
Ow! You piece of (mina) cole! Cole, I need your help! Lord, grant me the serenity (weakly) la he perdido He's saying he lost something.
Yeah, it probably his wallet.
He's got bigger things to worry about.
He got hit by a high-powered d.
C.
Current entering the leg And exiting the chest.
Explains the power outage.
The exit wound causes shirt to set on fire.
He's got third-degree burns, increasing respiratory distress.
What's that smell? Is that the burn? No, that's the taco meat.
Hey, you said get a stretcher.
It was the best I could do.
(heartbeat whooshing) Festival blew the grid, fried our generator.
We should be going again soon.
(zee) fetal heart rate is 140.
We're good to continue.
Any news on roberto? The rescue team radioed in while I was out there.
Unfortunately, they never made it.
The truck got stuck a couple of miles t.
So he's still out there? We've two excellent, capable doctors with him.
He'll be fine.
They just might take a while.
It's-- it's cold and it's dark, And he He-- he's hurt, And-- and he's just laying out there On the Side of the Road.
(panting) oh, my god.
This is crazy.
B.
P.
's way up, 150 over 95.
Sydney, it's not safe to operate, if you don't calm down.
Please, I I don't even know if he's okay.
Sydney, sydney.
What if we tried to get him on the radio? You could at least hear his voice.
It could calm her down.
Please Then we gotta move.
We gotta get this baby out.
It's okay.
It's okay.
(man grunting) he's barely breathing.
The burns have scarred his skin.
His chest can't rise.
He needs an escharotomy.
What's that? It's wre we cut through the burned skin To relieve the pressure.
Get betadine, a cut-down tray, and two scalpels.
Charlie, get out of here.
You don't want to see this.
Yeah, I do.
All right, fine, but face the wall and don't peek.
Now listen, You're gonna go lateral and inferior.
Ready? Will it hurt? He won't feel a thing.
He's burned off all his nerve endings.
Did I say "turn around," charlie? (gasping) He took a jolt big enough to blow the town generator? I can't believe it didn't kill him.
It's crazy it didn't kill him.
Instead of wondering why it didn't kill him, Let's make sure it doesn't, okay? No encuentro Encuentro No encuentro He's still saying he lost something.
No se preocupe, senor.
Encontraremos (grunts) Pulse ox is 78.
He's drowning on his own secretions.
Where the hell is the rescue truck? It's not coming.
They're coming.
They went off the road.
It's gonna be a while.
He's gonna pass out soon.
We're gonna have to bag him.
I know.
(weakly) is the truck here? No.
I'm gonna tell you what's gonna happen.
It's gonna get a little harder to breathe, And then you're gonna pass out, but that's-- that's okay, Because we're gonna breathe for you.
And when you wake up, you're gonna be at the clinic With your wife and your son.
Max.
Hmm? His name's gonna be max.
That's a great name.
No, it's not.
I like diego.
But since I'm missing the whole thing, name.
I guess The woman should probably get her way.
(chuckles) (wheezes) (inhales sharply) (groans) There it is.
All right, I'm in.
(radio rings) (ring) (beep) yeah? Clark.
How's the patient? His wife wants to talk to him.
That's not gonna happen.
He's in respiratory failure from pulmonary contusions.
We took his airway.
ÃÂgreat.
It's all we could do, ben.
Look, until the rescue team gets here with the truck, It doesn't look good.
(monitor beeping rhythmically) Hey, listen, did-- did he say anything? Something that I can pass on to sydney? Uh Max-- he-- he said sydney could name the baby max.
Why? (beep) Hey.
D-did you-- did you reach them? He did want to talk to you, but we lost the signal.
(sydney) is roberto okay? Well, he's not the happiest camper right now.
It's pretty chilly out there, and he's got one broken leg.
But he did say you could name the baby max.
He did? He's been fighting me on that one for nine months.
What do you say we get this show on the road then, eh? So your husband can meet max.
Thank you.
(lowered voice) so everything's Mm, fine, yeah.
Everything's fine.
Let's do this.
Say g'day to max.
Hi, baby.
Hi, max.
You have a beautiful baby boy, sydney.
What's wrong with his skin? Bilirubin's got to be over 30.
I'm starting an umbilical line.
What's wrong with him? He's severely jaundiced.
He may need a transfusion, sydney.
You take over.
Your baby's gonna be okay, sydney.
We just Sydney? She's losing consciousness.
Oh, my god.
She's bleeding out.
Okay, massage the uterus, use 20 of pit.
We don't have suction without electricity.
Okay, we'll use lap pads then.
Will that beugh? It has to be.
We don't have a choice.
(otis) pulse ox is up to 94.
The kid's exhausted, but he's getting air.
There's gotta be something going on with this guy.
Anybody else would be a fried chicken right now.
I'm gonna run a differential and then-- You didn't shock him just so you could go back to work, did you? Hey, had to ask.
(clank) Oh.
(laughs) All right.
(otis) all right.
Tengo que regresar.
He wants to go back to the festival.
I lost He perdido mi amor allà The love of my life.
Okay, sir, you're very sick.
Just try and relax.
ÿqué pasó? I have seen her every year At the festival.
She's Linda.
Beautiful Always wearing Blue Pero m-muy torpe.
Como peter parker Pero sin los poderes de una araña.
He says he's like peter parker with no spider powers.
I think he's delirious.
Mm.
Yep.
He's running a fever, And he's got a crazy low heart rate.
Have you talked to her? El año pasado por fin tuve el valor de hablar con ella.
Last year, he finally got up the courage to talk to her.
Hablamos por horas de los cómics.
Nos enamoramos.
They talked for hours about comic books.
They fell in love.
Pero cuando la fui a comprar una bebida But when he went to go buy her a drink Perdà en la muchedumbre.
He lost her in the crowd.
W- what's her name? ÿcómo se llama? No sé.
I never ask.
Pfft.
Well, that was dumb.
I'm more concerned about your fever And your low heart rate, so I'm gonna run an e.
K.
G.
, okay? Okay.
That one Doesn't have a single romantic bone in her body.
(chuckles) (monitor beeping steadily) B- lynch sutures in place.
Well, it looks dry.
Yeah, I think we got it all.
How's the baby? Not good.
He's headed for brain injury or death Without an exchange transfusion.
He's b-positive.
So is sydney, sÃ? Well, yeah, but she just lt half her blood volume.
She needs a transfusion herself.
We have any b-pos? Not enough.
We need a live donor.
The father.
If sydney and max are both b-positive, Then he should be compatible.
TsÃ,fand since he's a relative, the baby's less likely To have a transfusion reaction.
Sounds like our best shot.
It's our only shot.
(grunts) absent doll's eye sign.
Try a corneal.
Pulse ox is 55.
He's brain-dead.
This was all we could do.
(sighs) Time of death (gloves snap) (radio rings) (ring) (beep) Yeah.
Clark, how is he? We called it.
Damn it.
How long ago? Less than a minute.
Hey, does he still have a pulse? What? I Pulse! Does he still have a pulse? What? Yeah.
Yes.
Okay.
Start bagging again.
You bring him back here, okay? You keep his heart beating.
Don't wait for the truck.
You carry him if you have to.
Ben, we're miles away.
That'll take all night.
Look, just get him back here! Why? His wife and kid-- they need his blood.
(beep) bag him.
What? Bag him.
He's dead.
Yeah, respiratory failure a few hours ago.
He never had a chanc But they've got his heart pumping, So the blood should be usable.
A few hours ag you mean, before surgery? Mm-hmm.
You said he was fine, that he just had a broken leg, That-- that he would be here to meet his baby.
I told her what she needed to hear to get through surgery.
Oh, well, what do we tell her now? "I'm sorry, but your husband's dead, And you and your baby both need his blood to survive"? (sighs) that sounds about right.
(sighs) oh, my god.
(whispers) poor sydney.
Look, if it had to happen, It's good that it happened like this, okay? (normal voice) how is it good? The guy's brain-dead, all right? There's no gray area here.
There's no hooking him up to a machine And hoping he recovers.
She can move on with her life, put it away.
Now I'm gonna go see if she's up.
Are you coming? I can't believe you.
I thought I Fine.
I'll go ll her myself.
No! No.
(sighs) I'm gonna tell her.
My patient, my call.
Hey.
(sighs) Are you sure this is the right road? I- I can't even see a damn thing.
It's almost dawn, and (grunts) We've only got about 10 more miles to go.
Didn't need to know that.
(engine rumbling) Whoa.
Hey.
Hey! Hey! (grunts) Stop! I don't think they're gonna stop.
Hey! I don't think they're gonna (men singing in spanish) hey! (brakes squeal) (sighs) there.
They stopped.
(exhales deeply) I feel you, hermano.
There's this girl-- Smart, beautiful, Nice to everyone.
I don't even think she knows my name.
Trust me.
You ha to tell her.
Splenomegaly.
Enlarged spleen.
Write that down.
(monitor beeping rapidly) What's going on? Heart rate's 49.
B.
P.
's only 60 palp.
Push atropine.
(breathes heavily) (monitor beeping steadily) (click) Man.
His pupils are normal.
(clicks) What the hell is going on with this guy? Enlarged spleen, fever, bradycardia What causes that? Mosquitoes, sand flies, parasites He-- he says he sometimes by the river, Watching the water taxis go by, looking for the girl.
Enough with the romance novel.
I'm trying to save his life.
Aren't there more mosquitoes by the river? Don't they spread diseases? Hold this.
What are you doing? I told you.
Saving his life.
(breathing erratically) (monitor beeping steadily) What happened? How's the baby? Max is sick, sydney.
He needs a blood transfusion.
And so do you.
You've lost a lot of blood.
Where's roberto? Is he here? Roberto suffered chest trauma.
His lungs filled with fluid.
What? They did everything they could.
His brain couldn't get enough oxygen, And last night he had a stroke.
And The thing is They kept his heart beating Because his blood is a match for you and max, And you both nit very badly.
I'm sorry.
I I don't What are you t-telling me? Are Is my husband dead? Yes.
An.
.
You want to put his blood Inside me? Yes.
Oh, my god.
Oh, my god.
I know I promised you That I would tell you everything, And I didn't, But now I am.
You and your baby-- You both will die without this transfusion.
Save the baby then.
Let me die.
I can't do it.
I won't let you.
Get out.
Sydney-- I said get out.
Please-- get out! Get out.
Go.
Get the hell out of here! Get out! Get out! Great news, jorge.
I looked at your blood work.
You've got malaria.
I don't think he gets it.
He gets it.
I get it, but how is that great? Because it's a unique strain called vivax, And a small percentaget Develop a low heart rate.
So low, in fact, Thathe electric current that hit you Hit between heartbeats, and it didn't stop your heart.
Now it also causes an enlarged spleen, Which could've exploded and could've killed you.
So, as I see it, You were meant to die twice over and didn't.
(laughs) you lucky man! Forget the blue dress.
This is your money story.
He's not lucky.
What? He's 22 years old.
He's had three broken arms, four broken toes.
Yesterday, he missed finding the love of his life Because he got electrocuted, and today he has malaria! He is not lucky! Sorry.
Perhaps "lucky" was the wrong choice of words, But I'm gonna fix you.
Gracias.
Just promise me that at the next party, You're gonna get the chick's name.
(chuckles) How is she? Well, we gave her iron to bring up her counts, But she still won't consent to the transfusion.
Sydney.
I'm, uh, I'm dr.
Fuller.
I was in the field with your husband.
I remember.
You said that you'd bring him back to me.
Oh, uh, I've been trying, And she's just not ready, okay? (whispers) so you should go.
Uh I-I did.
What? I did bring your husband back to you.
All he wanted was to come back to you, And now he's here, and it doesn't have to be for nothing.
Tommy, stop.
No, look, that guy loved you so much that it was crazy.
The way he talked about you-- I- I don't even know What it's like to feel that way about a person.
And the last thing he would want right now Is for you to give up, Because that would mean you're giving up on him.
I am so sorry That I could not save robeo.
I am so sorry that he's never gonna get to meet his son, Because he was so psyched to be a dad, But what he's doing right now for max-- That is being a dad.
(lowered voice) he told me that you saved him.
(crying) Let him save you.
I don't know how to do it.
I don't know how-- How to live without him.
I know.
It's not easy.
But you just Do.
(crying) (fussing) Hi.
Hi.
You know my name, right? Yeah.
Charlie.
SÃ, sÃ.
Just checking.
Okay.
(chuckles) (under breath) yes! Vivax malaria.
Finally found your infectious disease.
(chuckles) yeah.
I guess I did.
But you acted like an addict doing it.
What? You had a few hours yesterday with nothing to do, And you couldn't handle it.
Your mind starts spinning, your palms get sweaty, Your skin starts itching.
Am I close? No.
No, actually, I just like to work.
That's not work.
It's penance.
What was his name? The kid you misdiagnosed back in the states.
We all got one.
Eric.
P.
F.
C.
Marcus o'grady.
Yeah, I was a medic when I startedsing, And, um The-- the work doesn't help.
Doesn't make you forget.
So what does? Come on.
Why? Where are we going? To that stupid party.
Even the damned deserve a night off.
(indistinct conversations) (speaks indistinctly) (laughs) Wow.
See ya.
I thought you weren't coming.
Come on, loca.
Show me what you got.
(indistinct conversations in spanish) Wait, wait, wait! So then this guy stops (mina) oh, my god! Right in front of her face! (laughs) She's a superhero, this chick.
(laugh yeah, well-- oh! Whoops.
Buy a round.
Oh.
(laughs) What? Oh (laughs) yeah.
Well, I have my kryptonite.
Whatever.
This is officially the festival of ryan's giant balls.
(laughter) thanks.
Don't worry.
No one else is gonna drop dead.
The pork's cooked.
Lots of girls wear blue, blondie.
Mm, señorita? Señorita? Um Yeah, okay.
Ask her if she knows jorge.
ÿsabe quién es jorge? No! Wait.
If he didn't know her name, then she doesn't know his.
Ask her if she's waiting for her Peter parker.
Yeah, I know.
Just do it.
ÿesta usted esperando a su peter parker? SÃ.
(laughs) ÿlo conoce? ÿdónde está? He's waiting for you.
Here.
Uh, la clÃnica.
See? And tell her that he's a real superhero.
He escaped death twice.
Es un superhéroe.
Escapó a la muerte dos veces.
Gracias.
Gracias.
(laughs) See? I mean, I listen to some stuff.
(laughs) (indistinct conversations) Hola.
Oh.
Come on.
Please.
Give me a break.
I'm trying to be good here, and Oh, you work-- you work here.
I'm sorry.
I thought you were trying to hit on me, and I'm-- Uh, no Inglés.
Oh.
Well, no Español.
Except, um, Except Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
(laughs) (laughs) hola.
Hola.
Hola.
Hola.
(laughs) hola.
(giggles) It was a rough one today.
Yeah.
How was keeton? With the patient-- was he okay? Well, he was Not who I thought he was.
He lost his wife and kid a few years back.
The accident last night hit pretty close to home, So Easy.
(the national's "green gloves" playing) falling out of touch with all my friends are somewhere getting wasted hope they're staying glued together I have arms for them take another sip of them it floats around and takes me over like a little drop of ink in a glass of water get inside their clothes with my green gloves watch their videos in their chairs get inside their beds with my green gloves Oh, abby.
get inside their heads love their loves