OK Computer (2021) s01e03 Episode Script

Samaksh ~ Varsha ~ Pankaj Jain
VISHWA GYAN NETWORK
The Mausoleum of Science.
The two events related to this historic
building have had a profound impact on India.
This is the very place
where, disappointed by Ajeeb's decision
to do comedy,
its inventors entered
an eternal meditation.
Even today, they can be found resting here,
in these five cryo chambers.
This mausoleum has added another chapter
to the annals of history.
Jigyasu Jagriti Manch
committed their first act of terror here.
What began at the Mausoleum of Science
today continues in a tiny hamlet
in Bicholim, Goa.
It's founder, Pushpak Shakur, describes JJM
as the world's leading nature-loving,
anti-technology, anti-science,
anti-vaccine and anti-gravity cult.
3rd October, 2027.
"Laxmi, you only have 24,000 days to live."
5th October, 2027.
"Laxmi, you only have 24 hours to live.
Ignore the typo."
14th April, 2028.
"Robots are our slaves.
"If you don't stop advocating for them,
"we will cut you into pieces
and dump you in a river of our choice."
8th July, 2030.
"Laxmi, our latest hate mail
is stuck at the post office
"because we forgot to put stamps on it.
"Please collect it at your convenience.
Forever in infernal hate,
"Lilavati Paul."
Ma'am, Lilavati Paul is Monalisa's mother.
Will my best friends always hate me
because of my mother?
Will I ever regain their trust?
Is there light at the end of this tunnel?
Did I say that out loud?
Yes.
Will I ever have
an internal monologue again?
What I still don't get is
how can such a sophisticated hack come
from an anti-technology cult like JJM?
When push comes to shove,
even donkeys can be race horses.
Nobody knew where Ajeeb was.
How did they find out?
When we didn't have any evidence
he was ready to lock Ajeeb up.
Now that we have Pushpak's confession,
you're dilly-dallying.
Friends! Shillong is known as
the Scotland of the East.
- Correct.
- One more thing,
Scotland of the West
is known only as Scotland.
Are you done, Ashfaq?
Can I go now?
Please don't speak.
Saajan, I can't let you go there alone.
JJM is a very dangerous organization.
They are terrorists!
Ma'am, there's little we can do from here.
Don't worry. I'll take care of it.
Sir, if you have backup,
I will be at peace.
Monalisa, you are my backup.
You were raised there.
You know the place inside out.
Sir, but I've signed an NDA with my mother.
Sir, please take me with you.
I am ready to become
a martyr for this cause!
Ashfaq, you don't have to die
for every mission.
And you're bleeding.
It will be fine in a day or two.
Sir, please. Take me
One minute!
I would like to come with you.
Hey!
How did you get here?
What sort of shortcut is this?
There's only one way down.
Rise up, Ajeeb.
Persevere.
Miles to go before you sleep.
Through the door, duh.
Is there a different tradition here?
Absolutely not.
I will not take it.
You will not go alone.
You have to pick a partner.
I will take Laxmi.
Laxmi will stay home.
Laxmi
My work here is done. Ajeeb is innocent.
And Pushpak…
he makes me very angry.
I might just murder someone.
Pushpak used my IP address.
Mine!
It's a matter of honour.
I want justice!
This is a police station.
I can make anyone my partner.
They don't have a choice.
You, you are my partner now.
Let's go.
But I take care of the pen drives,
and they are like my children.
So, bring the kids along.
You think it's safe
for children to be around felons?
You know we're a buddy-cop movie
waiting to happen.
- Well said!
- I'm not taking this hunk of metal with me!
But you have no problem taking my kids?
You have to choose.
You can't go alone!
- I am ready to sacrifice my life!
- It's protocol.
Saajan, what is there to think about?
- Protocol!
- Sir.
- Laxmi will stay home.
- Sir, take me with you.
- Saajan!
- Sir, look here.
Don't be afraid.
I won't let anything happen to you.
This isn't even my final form.
Come, my children.
- Follow my voice.
- Where?
Come walk with me on the path to salvation.
Follow the sound of my voice.
Welcome to my world.
It's empty.
We are the children of lies.
The earth is not a sphere
- Sir, I will check inside.
- but a triangle.
Wait here.
The human body is 2D,
but the mind is a portal to pure magic.
Quiet.
Come to me.
Humanity's greatest cancer is
technology.
Stay away from technology.
Robots are harbingers of doom.
They want to snatch our world away
from us.
Come.
I see everything.
I hear everything.
I feel everything.
Learn to feel.
To see, to hear and to feel.
Learn to feel.
Where is your leader?
Tell me, boy.
Or is it girl?
Sir!
I have found this piece
of ancient technology.
Help!
Sir, hide me.
Is that
Monalisa Paul?
Sorry, Lilavati Paul?
Why am I not adopted?
Come to me.
Follow the sound of my voice.
Hey, mister, where is Pushpak?
- Evolution is not wrong.
- Let's go, sir.
Sir, I found this piece
of ancient technology.
- Its evidence. Confiscate it.
- Only fish know the truth.
But they have been our sworn enemies
for 5,000 years.
Come closer to me.
Come. Come closer.
Sir, please stay clear of these leaves.
My parents were killed by plants.
Sir, the law of the jungle works here.
Let's just leave, no?
Keep searching. He should be around here.
I am here.
- Where are you?
- Look down. Look into the earth.
Look up.
Look upside down.
How do I look upside down?
Look straight ahead.
12 o'clock.
Stop fooling around.
Where are you?
12 o'clock.
Not the time on your watch.
Look straight ahead.
Welcome, my children.
Everybody close their eyes.
Has this child never seen a naked person?
You were born naked
and will die naked.
Clothes are ephemeral.
I recognize your pheromones.
Come. Embrace me.
Pushpak Uncle.
You come too.
- Ashfaq, are you a child?
- He called me.
- When did he call you?
- Come to me, child.
Are you nuts? Do your job!
Pushpak Shakur.
Pushpak Shakur.
You are under arrest.
You are under arrest.
- You just don't know, babu.
- Don't call me babu.
- Bubba.
- Don't call me bubba.
- Baby.
- Why are you calling me baby?
Then what should I call you?
Call me inspector.
- Inspector?
- Yes.
Okay, inspector.
Guys arrest him.
Right now?
Sir, come on right through the fountain.
Take a nice shower on the way.
Listen, go around.
Come over this vessel.
What is this?
This is how I talk to the Earth.
How did you get up there?
Come down the same way.
Let me help you.
Please climb over my arms, sir.
You can do it!
Go for it.
Stop!
Get behind me. I'll arrest him.
Sir, that's right.
Just like Vikram and Betaal.
Are his private parts touching
No, sir. Duty first.
Yes, I can feel it.
Let's go, horsey!
Let's go, horsey!
Now you can put him down, sir.
Now you can put him down, sir.
Enough fun.
Did you meet your mother?
- Move.
- Move.
Move aside.
Please move, friends.
What is this?
Stop blocking the way!
Please cooperate! Hello?
Sir, please move aside.
This is ancient technology, please.
Please don't do this.
This is my personal space.
This is an arrest.
Stop misbehaving. Come on.
My children are innocent.
Innocent.
Tell them to stand down
if they are innocent!
Get back. You, get back!
You! Get back!
Stop hitting me!
JIGYASU JAGRITI MANCH.
10 HOURS AND 2 MINUTES
Ma'am, it will take ten hours to get
the forensics report on JJM's computer.
In ten hours, we will find out
how Pushpak pulled off the hack.
Thanks, Navika.
Talk.
Who is the victim?
Why did you kill?
I will only talk to Ajeeb.
This is my final offer.
This is your first offer.
We are quite alike, you and I.
- We both hate machines, don't we?
- Yes.
Then Then?
I'm nothing like you.
Your methods are wrong.
You disgust me.
Your disgust nourishes me.
- Give it to me!
- What?
Leave my disgust alone.
Let me give you some disgust.
It will strengthen you.
Tell me why you did it!
Put your hand on my heart.
Do you hear it? Do you hear it?
- No.
- No?
That's because your brain is low on oxygen.
Your brain is suffocating.
- So, what do I do?
- Breathe.
- Here. Feel it in your bones.
- In my bones?
You need more air, son.
Hey, speak to me with respect.
Call me sir, boss or mister.
Sir, boss, mister.
I told you I will confess only to Ajeeb.
You have already confessed.
I take that back.
Simple, simple. Back, back.
What do you mean? "Take it back"?
Reverse, reverse, back, back.
Hey! Stop reversing time!
Too late, bubba. Maybe too early?
Maybe too early?
What a strange beast you have created
Why do you want to talk to Ajeeb?
You created Ajeeb.
It's a tragedy!
Humans gave life to Ajeeb.
The devil incarnate.
You know it.
They're taking away our jobs.
Don't you agree?
They will destroy
the future of our children.
Ajeeb and the machines.
But who is Pav Bhaji? Who is the victim?
Whom did you run over? How did you do it?
No. No!
- Tell me!
- No!
- That's the problem!
- Who's the problem?
- You're the problem!
- You're the problem!
Run naked in the streets!
Hug a tree!
You are naked!
- Plant a tree!
- What? Where?
Grow one on your head!
Grow it anywhere. Just let it grow.
- All over your body.
- What will that do?
Become one with nature.
What will that do?
Let it grow into you.
Tell me the truth. Why did you turn
that corpse into a corpse?
You can beat me.
You can torture me.
You can drive me insane.
But I will only talk to Ajeeb.
Strange people have made
A stranger devil
Now we worship that devil.
Your children will rot and die
O God
Please bring them salvation
You are as tone-deaf as you are crazy!
Breathe, bubba, breathe.
Take care of your children
and the world's children.
-That tree-hugging, hippie bubba
-Okay.
- Should I try?
- Okay.
The machines took our jobs.
They took our jobs.
Pushpak.
Ajeeb.
One minute.
Can't talk to humans.
- I'm ready.
- Huh?
- I'm ready.
- For what?
To send in Ajeeb.
You want two nutjobs
to interrogate each other?
- Is that how crimes are solved?
- Saajan.
This is the only way Laxmi can get
Ajeeb out of this situation.
Who Laxmi?
Me?
So why are you taking
your own name?
Because my name is Laxmi.
But Saajan is getting confused.
Saajan!
Go get permission from Ajeeb.
Where is Ajeeb?
Ajeeb! How did you get in there?
Why is your species so obsessed
with transportation?
Your smile made me forget my own name
Just as I remembered
You smiled again
Stop it. This is just an emoji.
Look, I'm here.
Now tell us everything.
Tell me a joke,
then I'll tell you the truth.
I'm not supposed to tell jokes.
My comedy is cursed.
Think of me as a wizard.
Offer me a joke,
and watch the curse disappear.
No means no.
Then let me tell you a joke.
Okay! I love jokes.
Plastic in our oceans.
Poison in our food.
Smog in the air.
And of what remains,
AI in our heads.
Nice try.
But structurally, this is satire.
I am not amused.
Neither were the people
you turned your back on.
What are you trying to say?
They were promised salvation.
Flying cars.
Smart cities.
Cheap medicines, longevity.
Freedom.
Privacy.
Unity.
Fraternity.
Sorority.
But what did we get instead?
Fake news.
Private data theft.
Fear, discrimination.
Destruction of the environment.
Stale memes.
24-hour surveillance.
You were going to save the world, Ajeeb.
We were counting on you.
But you betrayed us.
What does this have to do with Pav Bhaji?
Why did you kill him?
What happened to the lights?
- What is this?
- We're in lockdown.
So, are we okay?
Sir, ma'am!
A crazy man from JJM
has burst into the station!
- We know. There he is.
- Not him! It's another maniac.
He's got a weapon! He's making a scene!
Just move!
Has everybody left?
- Stay away from me! Stay away!
- Who are you?
Lower your weapon!
Stay back! Stay back! Stay back!
This is a police matter!
Stay back! Everybody, stay back!
What is this?
Tell me your demands!
I can fulfil them.
This is my case! I got this.
Hey, you. What do you want?
No, no, sir.
I am a uniformed officer.
Please tell me what you want.
We have only one demand.
Pushpak's immediate release
and liberation from technology.
We do not negotiate with terrorists!
What do you want me to do?
Go to the mayor's office?
Fill an online form?
No, just surrender!
Office timings are over!
Just throw away the weapon!
What weapon? This is a candle!
- A candle?
- It's not a candle. It's TNT!
It's a candle!
Let's light it again and check!
Let's light it again and check!
Oh, shit! Oh, no!
Why are you here? Tell me.
To get our to get our message
across to the world.
What message?
Are you asleep? Hey, wake up!
To distract people for a little while.
Distract us from what?
-Distract us from what?
-Saajan!
Ajeeb! Ajeeb!
Wait! Wait! Wait, please!
Yes, ma'am, yes.
Whose voice is that?
Three generations of my ancestors were
destroyed by the Industrial Revolution.
The first generation
was wiped out by steam.
The second was broken
by mass production.
The third was ruined by computers.
Now, a fourth Industrial Revolution
is coming.
But this time,
you're not coming for our jobs.
You're coming for our souls.
You will rob us of our humanity.
By talking like us.
By taking away our free will.
By telling jokes like us.
By making us completely helpless.
On a pale blue dot in the vast universe,
radiation, pressure and gravity
pulled off a neat trick.
They created the world as we know it.
It was only a slim chance.
I will not let
What are you looking at?
robots inherit the earth.
What do you mean?
Out with it.
- Hey! Don't touch me!
- Your time is up.
- JJM will avenge humanity.
- What have you put on me?
What is this?
Is this some kind of poisonous insect?
- Stop!
- Saajan, what is this on my face?
What is on my face?
Oh, my God, Ajeeb!
What happened?
Is this some kind of blood-sucking insect?
Tell Laxmi what happened!
I'm going to die!
Die, die, die!
What is this? Take it off!
I'm going to die!
Die, die, die!
Don't touch it! It's a bomb!
It's a bomb!
Get my Cure!
- Please defuse this!
- I can save you.
- Defuse this quickly! I'm scared!
- I've done this many times.
I don't want to blow up and die!
I don't want to blow up!
Go get my Cure, guys!
Hurry! Save me; get the Cure!
Okay! Okay. Patience. Hold on.
Will patience save me?
I can do it.
Okay, hold on.
Careful! I don't want to die.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared!
Calm down. Calm down!
Okay, I'm calm.
- It needs a password.
- What's the password?
We have only one attempt
otherwise it will blow up.
Saajan! Ma'am! DCP ma'am!
Look what he put on me!
Some kind of bomb.
Monalisa!
- 70 seconds.
- Please save me.
- It's taking too long!
- Guys, shut up!
- Saajan!
- 60 seconds.
21 Questions.
Think smart, sir.
This is no time for games, Laxmi!
Are you losing it?
Don't you remember our training?
This is the time to play games!
- There's no time left.
- 50 seconds!
Then why don't we play
rock, paper, scissors or Bingo?
Come on! 21 Questions
has a defusal rate of 95%!
- Come on!
- Sir, please obey ma'am's orders!
- Fine! Let's do it.
- 30 seconds!
Okay, fine.
What's Pushpak's cult called?
Jigyasu Jagriti Manch.
- Okay, what is JJM's purpose?
- 15 seconds.
- Don't touch my Cure!
- Think! Think! Think!
- Keep talking or the bomb will explode!
- We have very little time!
- Liberation from technology.
- Fine.
Absolute freedom at any cost
How would you rate their technology
expertise on a scale of one to hundred?
- Zero!
- Okay, fine!
What kind of passwords
would people with zero expertise have?
- "I am dumb!"
- "I hate technology!"
I forgive you!
What are you thinking? Type fast! Fast!
It's gonna blow! It's gonna blow!
Is this the afterlife? Are we safe?
What was the password?
Someone tell me.
Password, sir?
The password was…
"Password!"
Password was "password"?
All of you saved my life.
- He's breathing!
- What?
Pushpak has been trying to get back
at Ajeeb for a very long time.
JJM believes Ajeeb betrayed the world.
I think they orchestrated
this murder and the confession
to get Ajeeb here and kill it.
A conspiracy. Correct.
But who's the victim?
Two years ago,
six JJM members
- disappeared without a trace.
- Disappeared. Correct. That's true.
- So, it could be one of them.
- It could be one of them.
How did JJM
get Ajeeb's IP address?
I mean, nobody could find it.
Yeah, but they've been at it
for three no, five years.
- I guess they found it.
- Yeah, five years. Correct.
You're right.
Saajan! The case is closed now!
Why don't you go sleep in the car?
Yes, I should sleep.
What's bothering you?
The hacker
turned out
to be a human being after all.
I don't know
if there's any humanity left in Pushpak.
But JJM
No, no! I can admit I was wrong.
Can admit or will admit?
- Admit that
- That you're wrong!
- Will admit that
- Saajan Kundu finally accepts he was wrong!
- Will admit that
- Yes
- Hello!
- Hi!
- Hi, Monalisa.
- Hello, ma'am, sir.
Hi.
- Case closed.
- What is this? Sweets?
Case closed.
How is Ajeeb doing?
Ajeeb has minor injuries.
But I'm putting it under observation
in the lab for 12 hours, ma'am.
Okay then, we'll stay back.
Tell Navika she can go home.
- Case closed!
- Be careful.
Case closed
Case closed
Case closed
Case closed
Case closed
Case closed
Case closed
Case closed
I've tried everything.
My boss won't listen to me.
We can't keep him here any longer.
Sir, I know there's a strike going on,
but can't you treat him a bit?
Just a touch of a coma?
Or put this pipe into him.
He'll make do.
You'll make do right?
He says yes.
I don't know what leaf he chewed on,
but it's not cyanide.
There's nothing I can do.
They're refusing to treat him.
The department can't take him back.
What do I do with him?
Hold on, I'm getting another call.
Hello? Yes, sir.
Where do you want to take Pushpak?
Maushi? Where is Saajan?
The hack didn't come from JJM?
Ajeeb.
Ajeeb!
Monalisa!
Monalisa!
Where is everyone?
Ma'am! Ma'am!
Saajan took Ajeeb. Saajan.
Saajan!
The hack didn't come from JJM.
- No, no, I want to come.
- Hack
Why are you saying that?
I want to come see you.
But I can't just drop everything and leave.
I can come, but how do I manipulate them?
But, if I format myself,
I won't remember anything.
I'll forget that I have to meet you.
Yeah, I can write a note.
Yeah, I can write a note to myself.
You're right.
Hold on, I think someone's here.
Someone No.
Yes. You're right, but
how do I leave everything behind and come
- Whom are you talking to?
- Nobody!
Whom were you talking to?
Nobody! I was watching cricket.
Come here. Come out!
I wasn't doing anything!
I wasn't doing anything!
Wait, I'm coming.
- Go stand over there.
- I'm coming, hold on.
- What's going on?
- Nothing, nothing. Nothing's going on.
I was talking to my inventor.
Don't try to fool me, okay?
They're in a coma. We all know that.
I saw a film about them.
No, not all of them are in a coma.
One of them isn't.
Who's not in a coma?
She has been calling me!
Who? The real killer?
Why do you keep calling people killers?
I don't look at people that way.
Who is it?
Satoshi.
Satoshi's your inventor.
Accessing your system
was child's play for her.
What about the game she played
with my feelings?
Satoshi accessed you,
then hacked the car through your network
and ran over Pav Bhaji.
The blame fell on you.
Such an elaborate plan
just to kill Pav Bhaji.
But why would Satoshi kill Pav Bhaji?
That's what we need to figure out Ajeeb.
This mausoleum feels so strange.
It evokes a sudden sadness.
If I had skin,
it would have goosebumps right now.
Where's your Satoshi?
She'll be in the cryo chamber.
Where else could she be?
Where are you, Satoshi?
Is this her? This one?
This dead scientist?
Here, this one.
This one?
We'll have to open the chamber.
Satoshi Ma?
How did you call me from your coma?
Also tell me why you hacked me
and killed Pav Bhaji?
Who is Pav Bhaji?
Oh, why do you look so pale?
Satoshi Ma, I'll save you!
One, two, three, five.
Oh, no, I missed four. I failed again.
Satoshi Ma, please wake up!
Hey! What are you doing?
- Look at this.
- What did you do to Satoshi Ma?
This is not Satoshi. It's a mannequin.
- Where is Satoshi?
- This is her!
Where was she calling you from?
She told me she was calling from here.
This is a doll! Look!
You beheaded her!
What dark sorcery is this?
Satoshi definitely has something to do
with this murder.
You say this about everyone.
She's the only one missing, right?
All the other scientists are here?
Yes, they're all here.
I'm sensing a conspiracy, Ajeeb.
Saajan, there's some activity
in this inventor's bank account.
- What is it?
- Debit card purchase.
It looks like an in-game purchase.
Check the gamer tag.
Gamer tag, gamer tag, gamer tag.
- Here it is!
- "NotSatoshi."
Why does "NotSatoshi" sound so familiar?
"NotSatoshi."
That means it can't be Satoshi.
We should look for
"Me Satoshi" or "I Satoshi."
Is anyone home in there?
- You're such a dolt!
- Excuse me?
Satoshi is using
other scientists' crypto accounts
to make purchases in Kailash V.
But why would Satoshi go to Mount Kailash?
Kailash, the VR game!
That means she's in Kailash.
We'll find Satoshi there. Let's go!
Sit here.
What we're about to do is very dangerous.
You know Kailash V
has been made by bots for bots, right?
Yes, I know.
It's the dark net of robots.
Humans are not allowed. I know.
Saajan Kundu!
The bots of Kailash V learnt
all they know from human gamers.
- Yes, I know.
- And now they've gotten way worse.
You know of decency, right? Decency?
These bots have no decency.
- They will strip you and kill you.
- I don't care.
- Your skin will burn.
- I like a tan.
- Hey, hold up.
- What?
We're best friends now, right?
All the best.
Okay. Captcha test.
Yes, I am definitely a robot.
Saajan Kundu.
Do exactly as I say.
Please select new game.
Let's hope you get a useful avatar.
Dear God.
You're human-like in here too.
You'll only slow me down.
You try to keep up with me, okay?
They are coming.
Samaksh ~ Varsha ~ Pankaj Jain