OMG! Vampire (2024) s01e03 Episode Script

Crash Course in Humanity 101

1
Blood..please. I need blood.
Alright alright
I will take you
to have it.
Blood
Blood
Drink blood..
You
You will let me drink your blood?
Yes, of course.
Ah!
We
have to learn about the bodies
and live in them
as good as we can
One more important thing
We must not forget to drink blood
every 15 days
So that we can
walk under the daylight
Stay well hiding ok?
Don't get caught
This body
Heartbroken
Resigned from work
Canceled the rental contract
Isn't life too rugh?
Are you looking for someone?
Kiw..
15 days already
I haven't drunk blood
Damn it
I finally come back to human word
and I didn't even know that I slept with someone?
It's like loosing my virginity!
Noooo!
What are you complaining?
Oh!
Ouch!
The hell?
What is wrong with you?
Last night..
Didn't you die last night?
What?
What do you mean?
Well..
Last night..
I..
You? You what?
Why don't you
put some clothes on first?
There. Happy now?
Tell me, I am what last night
I..
I..
I can't remember it anymore
I would be surprised if you able to
You were so drunk last night
and asking for blood from other people
What?
I did that?
Yes
I had to
drag you to the bar counter
And what happened after that?
You asked for more
Blood
I need blood
I have to drink blood
I need blood
Hey
Calm down
Blood
I have to drink blood.
I need blood.
I need it.
Ok Ok.
Stay here.
Don't go anywhere.
I need blood.
Please blood.
Blood.
I need blood.
Hey slow down for a bit.
Handsome
and so kind.
So cute.
So I am handsome
or cute?
Well..
Both handsome
and cute.
The hell!
Chin.
Chin!
Yes?
Close the bar for me.
Alright alright bro.
By the way
tonight
you taking him back to your place?
Stop being a pervert for once.
Look at me damn it.
Take care of this place.
Ok Ok. I will.
About what you said that I vomitted
I believe it.
But about me compliment you
Did you add it up yourself?
Are you saying that I lie to you?
Well..
Yes.
Why would I call you handsome in the first place?
Take a look again and tell me
Am I handsome?
You.
What are you doing?
I will go take a shower then.
Doesn't he afraid that I would steal something?
Blood
God I haven't drunk it.
If I expose to the sunlight now
I'm dead
But I can't stay in his room all day either
His blood..
No
He saved my life.
God!
What's wrong?
Go take a shower.
I umm
Can I borrow
your clothes first?
Yeah.
Which one do you want?
Pick it yourself.
Thank you.
I will umm wash it and hand it back to you later.
You.
Can you turn aroud first?
Hello.
Hi.
My car fixing isn't done today?
Hoe many more days will it take?
Oh right.
Alright
Thank you so much.
Ok.
The hell?
What's wrong with you?
What are you wearing?
My skin is sensitive especially to the sun.
Just slightly exposing to it
is enough to burn my skin.
Sensitive skin?
What is that?
And why would you use the umbrella?
Well, my skin is sensitive to the sun.
I told you.
Just a bit of sunlight my skin can get burnt.
Come on take a look.
There is no sunlight
See?
We are walking under the shade.
Give it to me.
NO.
Give it to me.
I'm embarrassed enough.
No.
You dressing like this is bad enough.
Give it to me.
Hey you!
The hell?
Damn it.
Are you carzy?
Do you even know how to drive?
Are you blind?
You!
Hey! You!
What is wrong with you?
What are you screaming for?!
Oh?
Nothing happened
Not dead
Can't believe it.
You are really crazy.
You
let's go get change.
I'm begging you.
Let's go.
Hey
How many layers did you put on?
Don't worry.
I will clean it and hand it back later.
It not that.
I'm not worry about my clothes.
I just don't understand why you are so scare of the sun.
You aren't in my shoes.
You don't understan.
Of couse I do.
Really?
You do?
Yes, I do.
I do understand that you are crazy.
You..
turn around please.
This is the last piece.
What are you shy?
Last night I saw all of you already.
Just turn around.
Do not peek.
Who peek?
I didn't.
Finished?
Hmm
Just a moment.
Are you done yet?
Yeah finished.
Oh
Last night
You didn't really give me blood right?
Are you crazy?
Where could I even find blood for you?
And..
What did you get for me?
Red wine.
Juat normal red wine?
Normal red wine?
That's the special wine of our bar.
Hey
Why are you taking me out to eat?
Well
You won't treat me with a meal?
As a thank you?
Oh well I can.
By the way
What do you want to eat?
Well
Can be a nearby restaurant.
Right.
Oh
You umm
Well, you live in a luxurious condo
but you don't have a car?
Oh
My car is-
Ohh I see.
I understand now.
A waiter like you
Hmmm
Might spend most money on the condo rental fee.
A waiter?
Why, yes.
Oh
Being a waiter
you earn a lot of money?
How are you able to live in such an expensive condo?
Stop now!
Hell no!
I've come this far.
Why are you guys so fast?
Come on look at you.
Why?
Being fat
is wrong?
Hey!
You barely escape us here. Shut up.
Go!
Don't move!
Stop resisting!
Let me go!
Wait..
Let me go!
What the hell?
What?
Where did he go?
He can vanish? How?
Stay away from me!
Don't touch me!
Stay away from me!
Go away!
Hey you calm down.
Mick?
Stay away from me!
Please calm down.
Stay away from me!
Mick!
God!
Poom!
Poom!
Poom!
How did you get here?
I don't know!
I woke up and these people already captured me!
We didn't capture you Sir.
He suddenly collapsed
convulsing
and then
stop moving.
We just tried to help.
After he woke up
he start screaming like this.
I'm so sorry about my friend.
And
thanks everyone for helping.
Thank you so much.
How are you feeling?
Poom.
I'm so glad
that you helped me.
Do you know that
now
in Vamp-
What?
in Vamp-
Mick!
Umm Mr.Waiter
About buying you a meal
let's do it later.
I just met my friend.
I umm
I will
take my friend
to run an errand first.
The vampire land-
Hey!
Hey! You!
Hey!
Where are you taking me to?
I can remember your face!
God what the hell
Bad luck this early?
Let me go!
Calm down.
Don't say it yet.
Why did you cover my mouth?
I almost got suffocated.
I'm sorry.
Well back there
You almost said that you were vampire.
Don't forget that
this is human land.
And you must not let anyone knows
that we are
vampires.
Really?
Yes.
I'm so sorry.
I was so excited.
Do you know?
When I was in the vampire land
my life was so difficult.
I miss you all of you.
One more thing
Before I ran away from the policeman-
Right right that's enough for now.
Let's talk about it later
when all of us
are together.
Ok?
For now
You come stay with me at my house first.
And in the evening
I will take you to meet the rest of us.
Really?
Yes.
You guys live together?
Oh my.
Then quickly take me there.
I miss you guys.
I'm dying to meet all of you.
Hey, Mick
Your horns.
Horns what?
Your horns are gone.
My horns.
Horns
Where did my horns go?
Where did it go?!
My horns gone?
It's ok.
No horns
But still have me.
Thank you so much.
Poom.
What the hell?
I'm just kidding.
Come let's go.
But my horns.
Will it grow back?
Only a young vampire
you still let he escape?
What about the other in human land?
What is their status?
I already sent out my men to find their trace.
I will tell them to hurry up.
One more thing.
I've heard that
There's a group gathering the names to change
the city regulations.
I've heard of that as well.
But I'm not sure what the facts are.
Then go investigate.
When you know who is behind it, get rid of them.
Are you sure about that?
I think
everyone has the right to-
They don't have any right!
Even if they can gather the names
and hand them to the high council.
They can't change anything.
Because the final person who has to sigh the
approving
is the governor
If it's like what you say
we really don't have to do anything.
I give you a command. Do what I said.
I don't need your opinion.
If we don't handle them,
soon someone will do it again.
It will cause a mess.
Keep your mouth shut.
And follow my command.
GO.
Yes sir.
How are you guys doing?
I able to gather just a few names.
Most vampires
are afraid of General Lux authority.
That's why they don't sign the names.
I think
we should try to convince them again.
Just in case someone is still scared
we can explain the reasons to them again.
Hmm. That's a good idea.
However,
we still need a lot more of names
till it's enough to hand to the high conncil.
I think our hope
it getting low.
Come on.
Les't not be discouraged.
At least we have tried.
We still have a change to accomplish it.
But if we don't do anything
the change to success is zero percen.
In my opinion
even we can gather enough names
and the council approves it.
The final person who has to sigh the
approving
is
the governor.
I think, would it be better if we hand in the names straight to the governor?
Yes.
Let's hand it to the governor.
Don't wait for the high council to vote.
But the governor is on the vacation time.
We don't know when he will come back.
This is strange.
the governor.
normally he wouldn't be away this long.
But this is a few months already.
There's gonna be somthing
involve with General Lux.
Then
it may not be save for us right now.
If
General Lux knows this.
Hmm
How about
all of us
come stay at my home for awhile?
Just in case something happen, we would be able
to help each other.
What do you think?
Come on.
But the sunlight at your house is so strong.
It's ok.
I will tell the workers
to make the shade
the whole yard.
How about that?
Yes, don't worry.
I've never seen something like this before.
Yeah.
Come inside.
This is human world?
Yes.
Hey!
Zen!
Ran!
Jolie!
I miss you guys!
Hey!
You guys abbandoned me.
Wait.
Why are you wearing this outfit?
I don't know either.
At first,
I was chased by the vampire police
and suddenly appeared in this body.
Police
Yes
Mick
Mick
How did you come to be here son?
Son?
Yes
Son
Well,
I broke up with my husband.
And then
my husband took him to raise when he was so small.
And he wouldn't let me see him at all.
Poor Mick!
Son
Mick
Are you a security guard?
Why?
Why did your father say he would take good care of you?
he said he scraped up child support!
So why is end up like this?
Hmmm, pretending to be a good show off.
I'll call and scold him.
I'll blame him!
There's no need to do that.
Mom
Dad..
He's gone
Huhh?
Huhh?
Is he dead?
Yes, mom
I don't know what kind of disease he is.
Suddenly his tongue was stuck in his mouth.
Mick!
And I had to make a living for myself, Mom.
I'm struggling
wandering
living from hand to mouth
Poor boy!
Anything else?
There's nothing else, right?
It's hard enough, son.
Wait!
By the way,
how did you come to know him?
Umm
Well…
Mick has helped me a long time ago.
That's right!
Yes
That's right!
Today I met him outside
so I brought him to the shop.
Really?
So I invited him
to work at our shop.
Come work at the shop.
Oh, thank you very much.
If that's the case,
I'll excuse me for a moment.
I'll go make a place for him to sleep first.
Or you can sleep in the same room as me.
Well, I can't.
Why not?
Umm Well!
I'm all grown up now!
and my voice is cracked now.
Huh?
But Mick
Auntie Kaew
I'll let Mick sleep in another room.
There's a spare room.
Yes!
Can not!
Auntie Kaew
As a teenager, we'd like to have some personal space.
Yes
I'm a full-fledged man.
If you say so
Oh, I have to thank you once again.
Then I'll go make Mick's bed first.
There's space next to the trash can
I'll clear it up for you.
Thank you
Love it!
Mick
Son
Next to the trash can
Oh, Mom, that's enough.
I'm so happy
Ouch!
Suddenly, I got a Mom.
How?
Yeah!
Leave about your mom for later.
What about the police?
Right!
Right!
You guys
General Luke
He sent his men to capture us and punish us.
Your parents
asked me to tell you
to be careful.
Now
they are looking for ways to help us.
So, Will we survive?
Don't survive
Hey!
If you don't survive, you have to survive.
We've arrived in the human city.
We can retreat now.
Well
One more thing,
You guys
haven't eaten any blood yet, right?
Yes
right!
We didn't go out anywhere.
At first,
I thought I was going to drink Auntie Kaew's blood.
That was a good idea!
Are you crazy?
Can not!
That's my mom.
Hey!
Why are you getting too emotional?
Mom of the body owner
not your mom!
Well, but it's not a good idea.
You look at her.
When she's breathing, she's still tired.
So what should we do?
Why are you so overacting?
I have a place to take you guys.
From now on,
we don't have to drink blood.
So what do we drink?
Whatever!
Just hurry and take us there!
Hurry!
But you're going to let me go with this outfit.
Stop my friend
You're not going anywhere.
You need to stay and talk to your mom first.
Otherwise our secret will surely be revealed.
Hey! It's not fair!
When you came to the human city, you came before me.
Now, are you going to leave me again?
Come on!
We have a lot of time to live in the human world.
Well
It's just the first day you're here.
You can drink blood after.
Guys! Let's go!
I'll take you next time.
Go
Oh!
That's awesome.
Is this a human city bar
like this?
You talk like
you're in a vampire city
and you've never been to a pub.
You guys
contain yourself!
Our secret will soon be busted!
Hello!
Hi
Do you have table yet?
Table
Do we have to bring a table?
Well, that is
We don't have it.
Will there be an available table?
Sure!
Then customers, please come this way.
Please follow me.
Yes
What kind of crazy table is this?
Oh
Well, I just don't know it.
Excuse me!
Isn't the other waiter coming?
Oh! There he is!
Excuse me!
Waiter
Come here quickly.
Sorry!
This person isn't a waiter.
But he's a bar owner.
Go! Go take care of other customers.
Hello Sir!
Is there anything this waiter
can do for you?
I need to say sorry.
I misunderstood
Well
I'd like
a bottle of the wine
you gave me last night.
Last night's red wine
We sell it by the glass.
Then
give me 4 glasses.
Sure!
Please give me a moment.
Bar owner?
He's acting like a waiter.
Here is
your red wine.
Chin!
Contain yourself!
Chin!
I think
he likes you.
Umm
Whh What?
Are you crazy?
Like me?
Nonsense!
t's better to drink wine.
Come!
Cheer!
There's no need to hurry, guys.
Just walk slowly
Catch!
Okay
Will this be good?
Good!
Believe me!
Are you ready?
If it doesn't work,
your skin will definitely get burned.
True
Come!
Why are you screaming?
It's nothing!
You guys stepped on my feet!!
Oh! I think what is wrong with you?
But it's okay to be nothing!
Yeah!
Mick!
How can you act so close to them like this?
But
Mom
No! But
Mom, I
Don't speak.
Come help mom in the house now.
But
Mom!
Mom
Ouch! It's twisted like a motorcycle!
Go!!
Mick! Sorry!
Hey!
I told you
it worked.
You keep doing it, Mick.
Poom
What are you going to do
with your life right now?
You're the worst.
Umm
No job
No place for living
Or you can come live with us.
Right!
No!!
I'm the one who invited you guys to come.
Do I still have to relied on you guys?
I'll make my life better.
Why are you so proud of your dignity?
I'm not arrogant.
But you try to think about it first.
I came here
so I could become human again.
I'll make my life better.
I've already thought
about what I'm going to do.
Please!!
Please take me to work.
Please!
But my bar is small
and all staffed.
I don't take a lot of money.
I can take half
of your waiter
But I'd like some red wine
every 15 days. Is that possible?
Did you hear what I said?
I'm not hiring any more waiter.
There are no more vacant positions.
But!
I'm
very good at serving,
come to work every day
without leave
no slack off
no shirk
Please hire me.
Please!!
Please
Please
Don't you believe me?
You'd better watch out!
Come on!
I'll serve it.
Which table?
Table 3
Where is table 3?
Well, I think
I'd better go serve myself.
I just
don't know the table.
When I knew that
I was very good at serving.
If I know
Rapidly!!
Customers won't wait long at all.
Please!
I beg you
Please take me to work.
Please!!
Please
Peek-a-boo
How did you get in here?
How did I get in doesn't matter.
The matter thing is
will you hire me to work or not?
No!
Yes
No!
Yes
No!
Please say yes!
I really want to work in your bar.
Please!!
I said no!
Please!
Please say yes!
Hey you!
Please say yes!
Hey Bro!
I don't see anyone.
Damn!
You think you can escape me?
Who are you hiding from?
I hid that perverted man who asked for a job.
Oh, really?
Yes
What kind of person
doesn't know how to be so stubborn?
Said I didn't hire him and still wanted to work.
So why don't you hire it?
There are no more vacant positions.
Hey!
Please hire me!
Please hire me!
Listen!
No!
Yes!
No!
Noooo!!!
Yes!
Please!!
Hey! Wait!
So you still don't have a job
or a new place to live?
What are you doing? I'm really asking.
In a few days you'll have to move out.
Do you think you'd be a little eager for me?
You stop complaining me first.
I'm trying.
Trying?
How do you try?
I see you going to bar every day.
What are you going to do?
Come on!
I have my own way.
And if you still don't have a job
or a place to live?
What am I going to do with your life?
You can't go to my house.
There's no room for you anymore.
Hey!
I knew it!
you go to stay at the temple.
Go live with monk
and eat rice from the alms bowl to survive.
I think this way will
work!
Stop it!
Can you stop
thinking about it for now?
If the heart is tired
Fingers crossed!
In 2 more days you have to move out.
You asked him to postpone it for a week.
Don't you remember?
What about your money? It's run out, right?
I won't lend it to you.
Don't look at me like that.
Or do you like this one more?
No
I've got snacks now.
What are you guys doing?
I choose souvenirs
souvenirs?
What is the souvenirs?
It's a wedding souvenirs!
Wedding
Whose wedding is it?
So who will get married?
You really don't know?
Haven't you noticed anything?
Notice?
Oh!
Is it my mom?
Or the body owner's mom
is about to remarry?
I just got a new mom.
So I have to get a new father too?
Stop!
You're about to get married.
Silently!
Are the two of you getting married?
When are you going to make love?
Or since
he came down to the human city?
You're just starting to play overacting, right?
You're as irritable as ever.
keep calm!
I told you
the owner of the body that
they were in a relationship,
so we had to get along together.
really
I don't think
both of you
who secretly have feelings for each other.
No!
I think that's right.
I think you'd better hurry and get to work.
Then I'll call your mom to take care of it.
That's it.
Both of you are embarrassed.
See!
You're embarrassed.
And you're embarrassed too.
Hey!
Are the both of you embarrassed?
Auntie Kaew
Tom doesn't work, Auntie Kaew.
Auntie Kaew
My mom!
Auntie Kaew
Are you shy?
I knew it!
I think
better to go choose something.
Umm
What?
Come on!
You acted like
you were shocked last night.
What?
What was it last night?
Do I still have to say it?
Here
I'm yours now.
You're responsible for me.
What are you responsible for?
Hey
This is the first time
since I came to the city.
City
Come to the city,
left the farm, left the rice field to find the dream.
Enough!
How will you be responsible?
You must take me as a waiter
and give me red wine
every 15 days.
Huh?
You don't have to say Huh!
Agreed to that.
Let's disperse and bring those children back.
If they resist, you can have them take you back.
Yes, Sir!
GO
Separate!
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