One of Us Is Lying (2021) s01e03 Episode Script

Uh, Cooper?
Hi, welcome to Bayview.
I'm Keely, your designated tour guide.
Nice to meet you.
Um, but I thought someone named Walt
was supposed to show me around.
Oh, nobody told you?
Walt's home sick.
Pneumonia, I think.
But the officer said
that he was on his way.
Yeah, um
Walt's in Bio, and I'm a terrible liar.
I asked if I could trade tours with him
because I'm sort of a fan, but
So you're into baseball?
Well, I have a lot of interests.
On your left, you will
see our beautiful lockers,
and to your right
Oh.
My bad, man. Sorry.
Didn't' see you there.
No worries, Cooper.
Wait, have we met?
Your reputation precedes you.
Everyone's talking about the
baseball messiah from Mississippi.
Okay. Who is that?
That was Simon Kelleher,
the mayor's son and Bayview's
resident tech genius
slash anti-hero weirdo.
He's like a walking burn book.
Steer clear.
He has a way of knowing everything.
Hey, bro, have you seen
the post about Addy?
Does Simon know about you?
Simon knew everything.
Mom!
- I'm gonna fix it.
- How?
Look, all I'm saying is,
if you really wanted him to listen,
you could have at least spent
some time on your makeup.
Wow, Mom.
I'm telling you 'cause I love you.
You can't put the genie back
in the bottle with just words.
Okay.
Definitely not with that eyeliner.
Can you guys believe it about Addy?
I'm honestly worried about her.
I mean, he's obviously
gonna break up with her.
And Addy's like one of
those little barnacle things
that dies without its host.
Aren't you worried you'll be next?
No, I'm good. I've got nothing to hide.
Excuse me, please.
Addie, babe, how are you?
Okay, did that cheating little bitch
seriously just blow me off
when I was trying to offer my sympathy?
Rude.
Addy, are you okay?
You're joking, right?
You expect me to believe
it's a coincidence
that you basically forced
me to confess my deepest,
most shameful secret, and it got posted
like, what, an hour later?
You don't really think
that we posted it.
I don't have time for
this. I have to find Jake.
Addy. Addy.
I swear I swear I never told anybody.
Stop lying.
I know you told Simon.
Why else was your name not in the post?
I would never do that. Never.
Look, that night at the beach,
do you know how long I've wanted that?
- Since ninth grade.
- What are you talking about?
Do you remember when we went
to Tony Murphy's one night,
and we ended up
watching bad telenovelas?
Yeah. So?
You laughed so hard,
soda came out of your nose
and went all over Tony's carpet.
That was humiliating.
No, it was awesome.
You were so free, you know?
And ever since then, I've just wanted
to see you like that again.
To make you laugh so hard that
soda comes out of your nose.
You fell for me when I was
vomiting Dr. Pepper out of my nose,
and you just now have the guts
to tell me three years later?
Well, I didn't think
I had a chance, dude.
I mean, you were with Jake.
You guys had your whole
lives planned you know,
the house, the kids, the dog.
I mean, but then that night
at the beach happened, and
Look, Addy, I might not
have my whole life planned
But I-I would definitely
get a dog with you.
Motherfucker.
- Jake.
- It was you?
Jake! Jake!
Jake, stop!
- Oh, my God!
- Jake, no!
- Stop, please!
- What are you guys even doing?
No, Jake!
Oh!
Hey, hey! Hey, hey, Jake!
Come on, get off of him!
Ahh!
Jake, stop!
Hey, hey, babe.
- Are you hurt?
- Are you okay?
Don't.
- No, you're bleeding.
- Addy, don't! Get don't.
Jake
Is it true?
Fuck, Addy.
- God damn it.
- No, please let me explain.
What, explain how you lied to my face,
or how you fucked my best friend?
- Jake, I love you.
- No, you don't.
No, you don't.
If you loved me, you
wouldn't have done it.
- You bitch.
- What?
With my boyfriend?
You guys weren't even together.
Oh, but you knew I liked him.
You like a lot of guys.
Are you seriously calling
me a slut right now?
- No, no, I just
- You know what, Addy?
Good luck with the rest
of your life, honestly.
The principal's coming!
- Vanessa
- Oh, definitely not.
Mr. Forrester, come with me.
"It's your lucky day, Bayview.
Spilling Addy's secret was so fun,
I think I'll give you another one."
"We all know Bayview's resident bad boy,
Nate Macauley, deals drugs,
but did you know he almost
dealt a death blow this summer
when he sold to a junior who OD'd?
Don't blame the victim, though.
Nate saw she was drunk on
cheap liquor and bad ideas
and still sold her the
pills that almost killed her.
Is this what will
finally land him in jail?"
Oh, fuck this.
First Addy, and now Nate?
What if I'm next?
What could he possibly
have on you anyway?
Oh, she's not that perfect.
I mean, this morning, I saw her
recycle a milk carton
without rinsing it first.
No scandalous.
He could've made something up.
That wasn't Simon's style.
Since when are you an
expert on all things Simon?
I know more than you think.
Look, even if something did drop,
it's not like anybody will believe
anything bad about you anyway.
You saw how quickly everyone
believed this post about Nate.
Yes, because he's a drug dealer.
And if you think about it,
overdosing and poisoning
aren't that different.
Like, don't you think that
maybe he could have done it?
No.
Well, what I mean is,
whoever poisoned Simon
had an elaborate plan,
and I don't think Nate can be bothered
to know what he's
having for lunch today.
Yeah.
- You're early.
- Yeah.
- Not much else to do.
- Yeah.
You look like you could use this.
I could literally kill whoever
is posting on About That.
Another thing you might
want to keep to yourself.
I think it's Bronwyn.
I know you have a thing for her.
I think the weed's going to your head.
It happens.
Okay, first of all, rude.
Not my first joint.
Second, you should wear sunglasses,
'cause the way you
look at her obvious.
Third, she's so smart,
she's the only one capable of
pulling this whole thing off.
And fourth, she knows my secret.
- She knows you, and
- She wouldn't do that.
How do you know?
I know.
Get a room.
Seriously?
It's just weed, man.
"It's just weed"?
Is that what you told
the girl who overdosed?
No, because I sold her pills.
Oh, so it's true?
- She's fine now.
- That's not the point.
Who was it, anyway?
I think she'd rather I
didn't tell you guys that.
Oh, sure. You're a regular Boy Scout.
I was once, actually. Sixth grade.
Oh, my God! Who cares?
We have to figure out
who's posting the secrets.
Well, we know it's not me or Nate.
So that leaves the two of you,
and one of you seems like
she'd be a little better at computers.
No offense, Cooper.
Why are you assuming it's one of us?
It could literally be
anyone with the password.
Who would have the password?
What about Janae?
She was Simon's best friend.
Maybe she's taken over as some sort
of, I don't know, twisted tribute.
Why are you always pointing
the finger at other people?
First Ms. Avery, now Janae.
Do you want me to point
the finger at someone here?
Because I could.
I could especially point the finger
at the mysterious guy who's
only been here for a year,
who went to the nurse's office alone
and didn't find Simon's EpiPens
and who is surprisingly happy
to point the finger at me.
You wanna play that game?
I just think it's likely
that whoever is doing it
is posting from Simon's
laptop, and since the laptop
was in detention with the four of us,
I know I didn't take it, and these two
are the only ones who've
gotten screwed over.
Night's still young.
I'm just warning you guys
in case somebody posts
some story about me on the app to
Do not worry, honey.
We know that you have nothing to hide.
Maeve?
No, nothing.
Just, obviously, your teenage daughter
doesn't have any secrets.
What's that supposed to mean?
Maeve, please.
Are you okay?
- Mija!
- I'll grab her bag.
- I'm fine. It's not a relapse.
- All right, sit back down
- and put your head forward.
- You don't know that.
I'm calling Dr. Jacobs.
Bronwyn! We have to go, now!
I didn't sleep last night,
and it wasn't just the hospital chair.
You think Maeve is posting our secrets?
I don't know what to
think. She has the laptop.
She's been lying to me about it.
But she doesn't have it right now.
So let's go get it, see
what she's been up to.
Now? But I have a physics
test fourth period.
Seriously?
Plus, it just feels really shitty
to be snooping on my sister
while she's in the hospital.
Which is exactly why you came to me,
because you knew I would tell you
to do the shitty thing,
so I'm telling you,
if you want to know if
Maeve is behind this,
and if we can stop her,
we gotta do the shitty thing.
Hey, guys.
How you feeling?
I've been better.
No.
Don't even.
She better not even think about
coming back to cheer, ever.
So bad for morale.
- What morale?
- My morale, Keely.
Don't worry.
- Wasn't thinking about it.
- Oh, my God.
Are you guys hearing some
sort of really annoying, like,
loud buzzing in your ear?
- Like, nonstop
- Vanessa! Please. God. Is it really necessary?
Dude, why are you taking her side?
I'm not taking anyone's side.
- I'm just saying.
- Okay, so if Keely fucked TJ,
you'd be fine with me
staying friends with her?
Oh, okay. Jake, irrelevant.
I would never fuck TJ.
- Keely!
- No offense.
Keely, I I really wanted
to be able to do this.
Cooper
we've been hanging out for months.
Look, I I thought
I could play the part.
I thought I could be your boyfriend,
but I don't want to be
another shitty guy to you.
Sorry. Uh, yeah, I feel so stupid.
Um
But at least I get it now.
I'm sorry I lied to you.
I-I was scared that
someone would suspect me
or Simon would figure me out and then
God, it's my baseball career.
It's my family's entire future, and I
Yeah.
I didn't want to jeopardize
everything I've ever worked
Keely.
What if we could help each other?
How?
Well, my crazy ex hasn't shown
up since we started dating.
No more phone calls
at night or creepy DMs.
And my parents trust you.
They've actually let me
have a social life again.
Maybe we can just keep doing this.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
What is it this time?
"Breaking news on
Bayview's baseball MVP.
Turns out Cooper Clay isn't the
natural talent everybody thinks he is.
OJ isn't the only juice
fueling those fastballs."
This is actually good news.
This proves Simon didn't know about you.
Good news? The showcase is tomorrow.
Hey, look at me.
You're going to destroy that showcase
and then take a drug test
to prove you did it fair and square.
It's all going to be okay.
Oh, so Cooper does drugs.
First time I ever liked him.
And the post came out while
Maeve doesn't have the laptop.
So maybe she doesn't have
anything to do with this.
It's not here.
What do you mean, it's not here?
I left it right there. It's not there.
- Are you sure?
- Yes. I'm sure.
- I'm not seeing it.
- Fuck, fuck.
No, no, no, no.
- Hey, Mom.
- Hi, sweetheart.
We're still waiting on the test results.
Well, I'm on lunch, and I was wondering
if I could swing by the house
and get anything for Maeve.
Unless you or Dad
have already been home.
Holy shit.
That's so sweet of you, honey,
but your father was there earlier
to get some clothes and her laptop.
- Her laptop?
- I know.
She insisted on doing her homework.
- Hey.
- I forgot which daughter
I was talking to for a minute.
Sorry, Mom. One sec.
- Thi this is Simon.
- Yeah.
Okay, dumb question, but
did you know your sister
was friends with Simon
and then well, not?
Bronwyn?
Uh, sorry, Mom. I'm here.
Anyway, we don't need
you to bring anything.
Your father brought the laptop,
but then he forgot everything else,
so he's on his way back now.
He's what?
I think we're in the clear.
Bronwyn.
What are you doing here?
What is he doing here?
- Uh, we were just
- Studying for the test, sir.
- Physics.
- Oh, really?
That's not the kind of
help I've heard you provide.
I would never sell to Bronwyn.
How nice of you.
Maybe you should tell that to the
parents of the girl who overdosed.
- Dad.
- You have their number?
Nate!
You're grounded, and no phone.
Don't we have enough
problems as it is, Bronwyn?
What the
- Addy Prentiss
- Fuck!
- Please report to the principal's office immediately.
- Fuck!
Thank you for joining us.
I am so sorry to bring you into this.
I know it's been an exceptionally
difficult few days for you.
Are you doing okay?
- Yeah.
- Good.
Now, I'm hoping you
can help me understand
what happened between
these two yesterday
so that I can take the
necessary disciplinary action
and we can all move on
from this unfortunate event.
I've talked to other witnesses
and heard from Mr.
Riordan and Mr. Forrester,
but there is a disagreement
about who started the fight.
Are you seriously gonna
put her through this?
I'm not. You are.
I was hoping to avoid
it, but unfortunately,
the only thing you two can agree on
is that she saw the whole thing.
Miss Prentiss.
- Uh
- I need you to be honest.
I would hate to punish the wrong person.
Yeah.
Um
It it just all
happened so quick that
Um
It was TJ.
TJ started the fight.
- Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.
That'll be all.
TJ. TJ, I'm really sorry.
I didn't know they
were gonna suspend you.
Whatever.
Three weeks of surf and smoke, right?
You know what? I actually probably
didn't even want to go to college,
so really, it's totally cool
that you lied to protect
your ex-boyfriend.
- What did you expect me to do?
- What?
He had a pretty good reason to hit you.
I mean, what we did hurt
him worse than he hurt you.
And I need to make it up to him.
I just wish you could see
yourself like I see you
Instead of thinking
Jake's the best you can do.
I really did try to keep
our secret from coming out
In all the ways.
Some of them I'm not really cool with.
TJ, what do you mean?
See you in three weeks, Addy.
Perception matters, right?
Sometimes being accused of a thing
is almost as bad as doing the thing.
Every time a athlete
is suspected of doping,
people scrutinize everything about 'em.
We don't need that.
They can look all they want.
There ain't nothing they gonna find.
They could drug test me
today, tomorrow, the next day,
every day till these people
get sick and tired of hearing about it.
You sure you wanna do that?
Why wouldn't I?
You think I'm doping?
I didn't say that.
You know I would never do anything
to risk everything that
we've worked so hard for.
- Listen. Listen!
- How can you even suggest
- that I
- You already did once.
Didn't you?
Mississippi.
Can you blame me for
feeling like sometimes
I don't know you?
Yeah, I guess not.
Pull yourself together.
We're almost there.
You make me proud tomorrow.
Okay?
Oh.
Ah.
Seriously?
- Jesus.
- Oh, brilliant.
You know, we should
stop meeting like this.
What are you even doing here?
Well, I'm having fun
and looking for Janae.
She should be around here somewhere,
looking pissed.
Hmm, well, look, Jake
wouldn't want you here,
so you should leave.
Well, you should tell your
girlfriend you suck dick,
but here we are.
It's cool with me, man.
I'm just not so sure about your
rock 'em, sock 'em jock pals.
Most of 'em have been calling me
a faggot since the third grade.
I think I got too many
As for their taste.
Doubt it was just the As.
And guys like you
stood on the sidelines and watched
or egged them on, maybe even joined in,
because, you know, you
kinda seem like the type.
Relax. I do have a moral code.
I have never outed anyone.
Yet.
Oh, sorry. Does that hurt?
No. It helps.
But anytime you wanna go lower
Okay. Nice try.
- Oh.
- Are you expecting someone?
Yeah. Just my shrooms guy.
- Yo! Kris.
- Yo, Nate!
- How's it going?
- Good, man. You?
Good, dude. Come on, come in.
Hey, so listen.
Uh, this is my last sale for a while.
Gotta lay low for a bit.
Yeah, no, no. That's,
um that's cool, dude.
Um
Yeah, here. Uh, it's it's cool.
I have enough to last
me for a while, anyway,
so here it goes.
Hey, man. Sweet.
Yeah. All right. Well,
thanks for coming, dude.
- Okay.
- I really appreciate it.
All right. Of course, man.
- Get home safe.
- All right.
Peace.
You in the closet, seriously?
I know that guy, okay?
Oh, my God.
Okay, you're, like,
really in the closet.
Gay and baseball they don't mix.
But is it worth it?
There's other things
to do with your life.
No.
Not for me.
Baseball's the thing
that makes me feel alive.
Like
Like I was put on this
Earth for a reason.
Jesus. Okay. Um
But if baseball is so important to you
then what are you gonna
do about your shoulder?
Dr. Yang, blood donor services.
Dr. Yang, blood donor services.
Hey, I didn't know you were coming.
I know you stole Simon's laptop.
You stole it first.
Just, whatever you're
doing, you gotta stop now.
I'm not doing anything.
Do you think posting on
About That is, what, funny?
Do you think it's not are
you gonna post about me too?
- Do you have any idea
- Do you actually think
I would do that? I was
trying to help you, asshole.
- How?
- By hacking into the app
to stop your secret from dropping.
Well, why didn't you
just say something, Maeve?
Oh, I don't know,
Bronwyn, because I knew
that you'd freak and
not even let me try.
And for the record, I really tried.
And I failed.
I'm sorry.
What do you mean you failed?
B, have you not seen it?
Dad took my phone.
"First time this app has ever featured
good girl Bronwyn Rojas.
She's top of her class,
but about to take a mighty fall.
She didn't get that A in chemistry
through plain old hard work.
Unless that's how you
define stealing exams
from Mr. C's filing cabinet.
Someone call Yale."
Hey. Are you okay? I tried to call you.
I turned my phone off.
I just couldn't deal.
I got really worried.
I thought you'd at least check in.
I know. I'm sorry. I
Are gonna ask if it's true?
Oh, you think I'm
worried about the post?
No, no, no, I already
know that that's bullshit.
I was gonna ask you if Maeve is okay.
Oh, God. I'm an asshole.
Um
She's she's fine, actually.
It was just a false alarm,
so she'll be home today.
Okay. Sorry. I just I got scared.
I thought the only
reason you'd miss an exam
was if somebody had actually died.
I mean, that is why you left, right?
To go to the hospital?
Yeah.
Cool.
Well, I'm just relieved
that Maeve is okay.
I'll see you for debate prep.
See you later.
We can't talk here or anywhere.
Yeah. About that
This is the phone that I
I've been using one for work
long before anyone put one in your bag.
I just thought if you
ever wanted to talk,
my number's in there.
Aren't we in enough
trouble as it is, Nate?
Hey. You okay?
Could be better.
So do you still think
I'm posting the secrets?
No.
I just thought you were
the only one smart enough
to pull the whole thing off.
It's actually a compliment.
Well, thanks, but I'm not really sure
people are gonna think
I'm smart after this.
And, you know, being
smart was my whole thing.
I guess it's a bad moment to say
you were wrong about Janae too.
- What do you mean?
- I stole her phone.
I wanted to see if
your theory was right.
I thought maybe she was using
her phone to post on About That.
Didn't find anything, though.
Maybe she's not posting from her phone.
Okay, thing is, I read some
of her messages to Simon.
Turns out, she hated About That.
She thought he was going too far
and wanted him to shut
the whole thing down.
I really don't think
she posted our secrets.
So what do you want?
- I need a favor.
- Sorry, man.
I don't do steroids.
Neither do I.
Look, I need painkillers.
Okay. I definitely don't do those.
Listen.
I've got a huge game tonight.
Scouts are gonna be there,
and my shoulder's fucked.
All right, and with
these steroid rumors,
- I really can't cancel.
- Damn, man.
Sounds like a tough spot to be in.
Glad I'm not a coddled athlete
angling for an eight-figure deal.
Whoa, whoa, you don't get it.
Look, man. I need to do well.
Okay. We moved here. We can't afford it.
All so that I can play
ball and get noticed.
If I don't make that
happen, my family's screwed.
I don't do painkillers.
Thanks a lot, Boy Scout.
Aw, there she is again.
She is literally so obsessed with me.
I mean, I get it.
I have literally no idea
how she ended up with Jake.
And for me personally,
I just wanted a puppy
when I was younger
and my parents said no.
So I adopted this bitch and
- Vanessa, that's enough.
- Jake!
That was live.
Jake.
Jake, I'm really glad
you didn't get suspended.
And now we're even.
What?
You think what you did in the
principal's office changes anything?
You lied.
Again.
I mean, I guess that's
what you do now, right?
You break hearts, and you lie.
- We're done.
- Jake, no.
- Please
- No, we're done. We're done.
How am I ever supposed
to trust you again?
Did you know that Simon
was gonna expose you?
Is that why you were acting so weird?
Did
Did you kill him?
How could you ask me that?
Did you?
Janae?
Janae, is that you?
Well, I mean, I know it's you.
It's Addy, by the way.
- Do you need anything?
- Fuck off!
Okay. Well, um
I've basically been crying
for the past 48 hours straight.
So if you need any
tissue, I have plenty.
It's softer than toilet paper.
Kay. I'm gonna leave.
But I-I did wanna say
I'm really sorry about Simon.
For what it's worth.
You must really miss him.
Yeah, you're right.
The toilet paper sucks.
Simon would find this
really ironic, by the way,
that his death would make
you deign to talk to me.
Literally never said
two words to me before.
Did that bother you?
You actually don't realize
what a bitch you are, do you?
I guess not.
I'm sorry.
- Thanks for these.
- Yeah.
Hey, um
if you ever need to talk or something
I'm suddenly pretty free.
For what it's worth, you're
better off without him.
You suck, like, 20% less.
Hi.
Um
I'm sorry, but I-I found these
when I was looking for Simon's computer.
You scratched out his face.
Why would you do that?
You wouldn't understand.
Well
Why don't you try me?
Because I was in love with him.
Or I just
really liked him.
I'm sorry. What? You
I told you you wouldn't understand.
No. I'm so sorry.
I just I-I had no idea.
I thought he was
Just tell me what happened.
We had a thing over the summer.
I thought that he really liked me too.
Then he just
ghosted.
I'm I'm so sorry, Maeve.
It's my fault.
I don't know why I trusted
him in the first place.
But yeah, I was pissed, so
I scratched out his face,
and I took the laptop
because I thought that he
might have something on me
that I don't want people to see,
and maybe part of me wanted
to understand why he ghosted.
Mostly I was just trying to help you.
My turn.
Why did you take the laptop?
We're not talking about that.
It's because it's true, right?
Simon's post?
You would never understand,
Maeve, about this
Yeah, you're doing it
again. Not telling me shit.
Because you're my little sister,
and it's my job to protect you.
No, you just don't want anyone to know
that you could possibly
do something wrong
because then they know
that you aren't perfect.
I mean, aren't you tired of pretending
to be perfect all the time?
Because I'm exhausted
just by looking at you.
You got it?
Thank you. Seriously.
I will pay you back tomorrow.
Hey, um, why'd you change your mind?
Oh, uh, a little business
is better than none.
Come on.
I know what it's like to
have people relying on you.
This was a one-time thing, though.
- Yeah.
- I don't do painkillers.
They fucked up my dad's life.
Even worse than my mom being gone.
- Your mom left?
- My mom's dead.
I'm sorry. I didn't know.
How old were you?
Old enough to remember.
I wasn't.
Lucky. Some people do have it all.
Hey, don't you have to pass a drug test?
I don't think they're checking for this.
I'll take my chances.
Unless
You wanna pee in a cup for me?
Let's take it slow.
Hey, good luck with whatever this is.
Here we are,
the 2021 high school
baseball California showcase.
The best against the best.
What everyone has been waiting for.
Coming in to pitch for the Jaguars,
ESPN top ten high school
pitching prospect Cooper Clay.
Let's go, Coop! Come on, baby!
Let's go!
Focus, Coop.
Focus.
Relax. I do have a moral code.
I've never outed anyone
yet.
You know, I know your type too.
You're just another
privileged Bayview punk
with too much time on your hands.
You think you're some vigilante hero?
You are a sad, pathetic bully.
But you're not gonna bully me.
No.
I've got too much on the line.
Strike one.
91 miles per hour.
The scouts have got to
be impressed with that.
Coop, let's go!
It's libel.
There's gotta be a way
to get it taken down.
Javier.
False accusations have
very real consequences.
I don't want all of her hard work
destroyed by idle gossip.
I did it.
I cheated.
You're right, Dad.
I've worked so hard.
Chemistry just wasn't clicking
no matter how hard I studied.
I was stuck at a 78.
And I knew what a 78 would
look like in my junior year.
I wouldn't be valedictorian.
I wouldn't get into Yale.
I would fail.
And that just wasn't an option.
So I stole the exam questions
for the midterm and the final.
I messed up.
Bad.
I didn't kill Simon.
I'm just not the perfect
girl you think I am.
What?
We spoke with Robyn
about this possibility
that the post might be true.
We didn't wanna believe it.
Not our Bronwyn.
And the thing is, she
said that you're going to
have to continue to deny it.
We can't let it look
like you have a motive.
So if anyone asks, it never happened.
There's no proof,
and like she said, your reputation
is the best thing you
have going for you.
- But she was
- No. No buts.
This is the last time we speak of this.
Understood?
Tied, runner on third.
Two outs, two strikes, game on the line.
Strike three.
That's the ballgame,
ladies and gentlemen.
What an amazing
performance by Cooper Clay.
Baby bro!
Whoo! Love you, bro.
You get it, bro.
- Ahh!
- Yes, man.
- You fuckin' brought it.
- Thank you, bro.
- Ahh!
- Keely!
- That was amazing!
- Aww! Thank you!
Wait, I saw you talking
with the detective.
What'd she want?
She was asking me about your post.
The steroids.
And I told her you're
taking a test after this.
So don't even worry about it.
Hey, Cooper, can I get a picture?
Cooper. Over here.
Whoo!
Kris!
Kris, wait.
Why'd you come?
Because you made such a
big deal about this thing.
I wanted to come and support you.
I even came in straight cosplay for you.
I'm wearing plaid.
I have a plan, remember?
No, you have a girlfriend.
Yeah, and she's in on it too.
Look, she helps me, and I help her.
I scared away her crazy ex.
And your dad knows too?
What? No. No, he doesn't.
You said you were only in
the closet for baseball.
You lied.
Hey
Cooper, you're better at lying
and pretending than you
are at throwing a ball.
You're great at being different people,
and I don't know what to do with that.
I'm always me.
I only know how to be myself.
I'm sorry. This is so stupid.
I always fall for the wrong guys.
Hey.
Does that mean that you're falling?
Goodbye, Cooper.
Wait.
Wait, can we talk, please?
I'm sorry.
Kris. Kris, please.
She's probably right, Stan.
We shouldn't.
So you want more trouble, Rojas?