Penelope (2024) s01e03 Episode Script
Three
1
[birds chirping]
- [frogs croaking]
- [Penelope shrieks]
[water splashing]
My gosh! Okay! [shrieks]
Oh! Okay.
[frogs croaking]
[munches]
[sniffs]
[munches]
[birds continue chirping]
[sniffs, munches]
[munches]
Hmm.
[sighs]
[frogs croaking]
[insects buzzing]
- [fire crackling]
- [birds chirping]
[sighs softly]
[sniffles]
- [branch snapping in distance]
- [ominous music playing]
[breathes heavily]
[exhales sharply]
[pot clangs]
- [branch snapping]
- [gasps]
Hello?
[music turns ethereal]
[sighs softly]
[music intensifies]
[Penelope groans]
- [music fades]
- [birds chirping]
[grunts] No.
Oh, no.
- [stone thuds]
- Damn it.
[grunts] You're kidding!
God frickin' dammit!
Son of [grunts]
[shrieks]
[sighs]
[chuckles] I did it! [inhales deeply]
Let's see you get into that!
[soft music playing]
[owl hooting]
[leaves rustling]
[ominous music playing]
[leaves rustling]
Hey!
Go away!
[leaves rustling]
I said get away!
Get away from my food!
[music intensifies]
[breathes heavily]
[bird trilling]
- [crickets chirping]
- [music fades]
[sighs]
- [sighs]
- [pee trickling]
[leaves rustling]
- [eerie music playing]
- Hey!
Stay away from here!
[leaves rustling]
[Penelope breathing heavily]
[birds chirping]
- [music fades]
- [fire crackling]
[water burbling]
- [gasps]
- [pot clangs]
[bear grunting softly]
Go away.
[shouts] Go away!
Dude, come on.
[bear grunts]
I fed you. Now go.
[grunts]
I can't have you here.
[sighs]
Leave me alone, okay?
This is my site. I built it.
It took a lot of work. I'm not leaving.
[sighs softly]
[sighs]
- [bear growling softly]
- Sorry, but I have to do this.
- [clanging]
- [bear whimpers]
[sighs]
[sighs deeply]
- [bee buzzing]
- [bear growls softly]
Here.
Come on, little bear.
Come on. Here you go.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Oh!
Come on, bear. Yeah, come on.
There we go.
Come on, bear.
- [bear grunting]
- Yeah, come on.
Oh. Come on. Come on!
Come on. Yeah.
Yep This Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Oh. Okay, come on. Okay.
[bear grunts]
[Penelope sighing]
No bears allowed.
- [sighs]
- [owl hooting]
[chuckles softly]
[birds chirping]
[zipper unzipping]
Come on, dude, really?
[sighs]
Fine. Okay, come on. [chuckles]
[mystical music playing]
Come on. Come on.
[music fades]
[Penelope] You know,
I'm doing this for you too.
This is not just, like, for me.
We both have to figure out
how to get protein at some point, so
[scoffs]
You know, it'd be nice if you could,
like, get the fish for me.
Because you are a bear.
Did you ever learn that? [chuckles]
[frog croaking]
I read somewhere
that if you put algae on it,
it disguises the net.
And that, like, phytoplankton
is something that the fish eat,
so that you don't have to bait them.
Then they just creep on up
looking for nibble, and then
- [grunts] you yank them out.
- [bear groans]
Yes, I know, easier said than done, but
- [bear growls softly]
- [soft music playing]
[music fades]
- [shushes]
- [bear growls softly]
Really?
- [bear growls softly]
- It's okay. It's all right.
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain ♪
A bear went over the mountain ♪
To see what she could see
And all that she could see ♪
And all that she could see
Was the other side of the mountain ♪
The other side of the mountain
The other side of the mountain ♪
[gasps] Yes!
- [bear growls softly]
- [Penelope] We did it!
We caught one!
Kind of. [chuckles]
[fire crackling]
[owl hooting]
[Penelope] I hope you're enjoying that.
'Cause I'm not. [chuckles]
What happened to you anyway?
Did your mom die?
Hmm.
Did you get lost?
Or run away? [chuckles softly]
If you did run away
do you feel like a real asshole?
[chuckles softly]
It's okay though.
If you do feel like an asshole or
you don't know what you're doing,
or why you're here.
That's okay.
I mean, you could always stay with me.
If you want.
I mean, I can't promise you
that I'll ever learn how to fish,
and I don't have many oats left,
but we can keep foraging
for berries until winter.
We'll last together till winter.
- Right?
- [bear growls softly]
[soft music playing]
- [bear groaning softly]
- [Penelope exhales]
- [ominous music playing]
- [bear continues groaning]
Are you okay?
[music turns intense]
- [roars loudly]
- [Penelope gasps, pants]
- [breathes heavily]
- [bear roars]
- [music fades]
- [eerie music playing]
[music fades]
[birds chirping]
- [frogs croaking]
- [Penelope shrieks]
[water splashing]
My gosh! Okay! [shrieks]
Oh! Okay.
[frogs croaking]
[munches]
[sniffs]
[munches]
[birds continue chirping]
[sniffs, munches]
[munches]
Hmm.
[sighs]
[frogs croaking]
[insects buzzing]
- [fire crackling]
- [birds chirping]
[sighs softly]
[sniffles]
- [branch snapping in distance]
- [ominous music playing]
[breathes heavily]
[exhales sharply]
[pot clangs]
- [branch snapping]
- [gasps]
Hello?
[music turns ethereal]
[sighs softly]
[music intensifies]
[Penelope groans]
- [music fades]
- [birds chirping]
[grunts] No.
Oh, no.
- [stone thuds]
- Damn it.
[grunts] You're kidding!
God frickin' dammit!
Son of [grunts]
[shrieks]
[sighs]
[chuckles] I did it! [inhales deeply]
Let's see you get into that!
[soft music playing]
[owl hooting]
[leaves rustling]
[ominous music playing]
[leaves rustling]
Hey!
Go away!
[leaves rustling]
I said get away!
Get away from my food!
[music intensifies]
[breathes heavily]
[bird trilling]
- [crickets chirping]
- [music fades]
[sighs]
- [sighs]
- [pee trickling]
[leaves rustling]
- [eerie music playing]
- Hey!
Stay away from here!
[leaves rustling]
[Penelope breathing heavily]
[birds chirping]
- [music fades]
- [fire crackling]
[water burbling]
- [gasps]
- [pot clangs]
[bear grunting softly]
Go away.
[shouts] Go away!
Dude, come on.
[bear grunts]
I fed you. Now go.
[grunts]
I can't have you here.
[sighs]
Leave me alone, okay?
This is my site. I built it.
It took a lot of work. I'm not leaving.
[sighs softly]
[sighs]
- [bear growling softly]
- Sorry, but I have to do this.
- [clanging]
- [bear whimpers]
[sighs]
[sighs deeply]
- [bee buzzing]
- [bear growls softly]
Here.
Come on, little bear.
Come on. Here you go.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Oh!
Come on, bear. Yeah, come on.
There we go.
Come on, bear.
- [bear grunting]
- Yeah, come on.
Oh. Come on. Come on!
Come on. Yeah.
Yep This Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Oh. Okay, come on. Okay.
[bear grunts]
[Penelope sighing]
No bears allowed.
- [sighs]
- [owl hooting]
[chuckles softly]
[birds chirping]
[zipper unzipping]
Come on, dude, really?
[sighs]
Fine. Okay, come on. [chuckles]
[mystical music playing]
Come on. Come on.
[music fades]
[Penelope] You know,
I'm doing this for you too.
This is not just, like, for me.
We both have to figure out
how to get protein at some point, so
[scoffs]
You know, it'd be nice if you could,
like, get the fish for me.
Because you are a bear.
Did you ever learn that? [chuckles]
[frog croaking]
I read somewhere
that if you put algae on it,
it disguises the net.
And that, like, phytoplankton
is something that the fish eat,
so that you don't have to bait them.
Then they just creep on up
looking for nibble, and then
- [grunts] you yank them out.
- [bear groans]
Yes, I know, easier said than done, but
- [bear growls softly]
- [soft music playing]
[music fades]
- [shushes]
- [bear growls softly]
Really?
- [bear growls softly]
- It's okay. It's all right.
The bear went over the mountain
The bear went over the mountain ♪
A bear went over the mountain ♪
To see what she could see
And all that she could see ♪
And all that she could see
Was the other side of the mountain ♪
The other side of the mountain
The other side of the mountain ♪
[gasps] Yes!
- [bear growls softly]
- [Penelope] We did it!
We caught one!
Kind of. [chuckles]
[fire crackling]
[owl hooting]
[Penelope] I hope you're enjoying that.
'Cause I'm not. [chuckles]
What happened to you anyway?
Did your mom die?
Hmm.
Did you get lost?
Or run away? [chuckles softly]
If you did run away
do you feel like a real asshole?
[chuckles softly]
It's okay though.
If you do feel like an asshole or
you don't know what you're doing,
or why you're here.
That's okay.
I mean, you could always stay with me.
If you want.
I mean, I can't promise you
that I'll ever learn how to fish,
and I don't have many oats left,
but we can keep foraging
for berries until winter.
We'll last together till winter.
- Right?
- [bear growls softly]
[soft music playing]
- [bear groaning softly]
- [Penelope exhales]
- [ominous music playing]
- [bear continues groaning]
Are you okay?
[music turns intense]
- [roars loudly]
- [Penelope gasps, pants]
- [breathes heavily]
- [bear roars]
- [music fades]
- [eerie music playing]
[music fades]