Pop Team Epic (2018) s01e03 Episode Script

The Documentary

1
Poptepipic.
Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
Oh, come on!
If I sleep now, I'm in trouble
Poptepipic.
PEER GYNT - MORNING
Ah, I slept so well.
Oh my
You! You! You!
You! You! You!
EPISODE 3
"THE DOCUMENTARY"
THE DOCUMENTARY
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF AN IDOL'S DREAM
X DAY OF X MONTH
A CERTAIN LIVE MUSIC CLUB IN TOKYO
Idol Producer PipiP.
PipiP has sent numerous performers
out into the world.
The focus of her efforts right now
is her newest discovery,
Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
Hey! Not you again!
-Give us a break!
-Enough! Get off the stage!
Hey!
POP-CHIN WITH THE TAME MONKEYS
Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
We're idols! Don't you know that?!
Tell her too, Producer!
Pop-chin, I think
you should lose the cigarettes.
Oh, good girl! You're special, after all.
Err
A light! Give her a light!
-Yes!
-Right!
Huh? Who are you shooting?
I'm not on display here.
Pop-chan, it's for television.
They're doing a story.
I'm going to do my best again today!
We asked PipiP.
WE ASKED PIPIP
Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?
She's a vessel
who will reach the pinnacle.
If you wanna get it, come at me now!
You two are holding Pop-chin back.
In her search to find
the best counterbalance for her star,
she kept switching the members
of the Tame Monkeys.
However, try as she might,
PipiP was not satisfied with any of them.
Finally,
PipiP came to a certain conclusion.
THE PLAN TO CLONE LOTS OF POP-CHINS
What is the plan to clone
lots of Pop-chins?
And the plan was put into action.
Pop-chins were manufactured
with unceasing speed in a factory.
In time, there were so many,
they threatened man's existence.
WE ASKED PIPIP
Is this the ideal world
that you envisioned?
I guess you could say that.
THE END -THE DOCUMENTARY
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF AN IDOL'S DREAM
Poptepipic.
It's over. Throw in the towel!
Sorry, a reggae fan took the towel.
Poptepipic.
How do you like it?
Isn't the color red so cool?
Yeah, it'll camouflage the color of blood.
I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
Poptepipic.
Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
-I know a cool job.
-Oh, tell me! Tell me!
Okay, you get paid in advance.
Yay!
Poptepipic.
-Here's the list.
-For what?
-Do it.
-Do what?
Do it.
Poptepipic.
French baguettes are so popular in Japan.
They're even better in France.
Here, Popuko discovers baguettes.
French baguettes are so good!
Let's buy some for later.
So many! It's awesome!
I can't live without these!
Aren't you overdoing it a bit?
THE END
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
How cute!
What?
It was bigger than I thought.
Poptepipic.
What are you doing?
Listen to what happened.
I was walking along the road when
the ground fell out from under me.
How could that happen?
It did!
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
I love the samba!
Oh, mambo!
Hey.
SAMBA MASTER
My casual mambo hurt the samba master.
Ole!
FLAMENCO MASTER
My casual ole hurt the flamenco master.
And this bonded the two wounded masters!
Poptepipic.
A letter came today.
"Pop Team Epic has way
too many lame parodies.
Please challenge yourselves
with more original content."
That really hit me, right here.
Gotcha!
Poptepipic.
Oh, how cute!
Nah, on closer inspection
It's really irritating!
Your life will end in 30 minutes.
PREVIEW
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
I'm in an audition against Devil Volcano!
Daichi and I are going
to rehearse all alone?!
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
"Devil Volcano Appears!
A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
Fall in love again next week!
Poptepipic.
Hey, Blankie, I'm going to school.
Oh, come on!
If I sleep now, I'm in trouble
Poptepipic.
PEER GYNT - MORNING
Ah, I slept so well.
Oh my
You! You! You!
You! You! You!
EPISODE 3
"THE DOCUMENTARY"
THE DOCUMENTARY
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF AN IDOL'S DREAM
X DAY OF X MONTH
A CERTAIN LIVE MUSIC CLUB IN THE CITY
Idol Producer PipiP.
PipiP has sent numerous performers
out into the world.
The focus of his efforts right now
is his newest discovery,
Pop-chin with the Tame Monkeys.
Hey! Not you again!
-Give us a break!
-Enough! Get off the stage!
Hey!
POP-CHIN WITH THE TAME MONKEYS
Listen, Pop-chin, will you shape up?!
We're idols! Don't you know that?!
Tell him too, Producer!
Pop-chin,
I think you should lose the cigarettes.
Oh, good boy! You're special, after all.
Err
A light! Give him a light!
-Yes!
-Right!
Huh? Who are you shooting?
I'm not on display here.
Pop-chan, it's for television.
They're doing a story.
I'm going to do my best again today!
We asked PipiP.
ASKED PIPIP
Why don't you lecture Pop-chin?
He's an essel-v
who will reach the innacle-p.
If you wanna get it, come at me now!
You two are holding Pop-chin back.
In his search to find
the best counterbalance for his star,
he kept switching the members
of the Tame Monkeys.
However, try as he might,
he was not satisfied.
Finally, PipiP found a solution.
THE PLAN TO CLONE LOTS OF POP-CHINS
What is the plan to clone
lots of Pop-chins?
And the plan was put into action.
Pop-chins were manufactured
with unceasing speed in a factory.
In time, there were so many,
they threatened man's existence.
WE ASKED PIPIP
Is this the ideal world
that you envisioned?
I guess you could say that.
THE END -THE DOCUMENTARY
ON THE OTHER SIDE OF AN IDOL'S DREAM
Poptepipic.
It's over. Throw in the towel!
Sorry, a reggae fan took the towel.
Poptepipic.
How do you like it?
Isn't the color red so cool?
Yeah, it'll camouflage the color of blood.
I-It's a hybrid and very quiet.
Yeah? Then I can kill without a sound.
Oh man, I feel like working a side job.
I know a cool job.
Oh, tell me! Tell me!
Okay, you get paid in advance.
Yay!
Poptepipic.
-Here's the list.
-For what?
-Do it.
-Do what?
Do it.
Poptepipic.
French baguettes are so popular in Japan.
They're even better in France.
Here, Popuko discovers baguettes.
French baguettes are so good!
Let's buy some for later.
So many! It's awesome!
I can't live without these!
Aren't you overdoing it a bit?
THE END
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
Oh, a lesser panda! How cute!
Oh, it's trying to intimidate me.
How cute!
What?
It was bigger than I thought.
Poptepipic.
What are you doing?
Listen to what happened.
I was walking along the road when
the ground fell out from under me.
How could that happen?
It did!
Poptepipic.
Bob Epic Team.
I love the samba!
Oh, mambo!
Hey.
SAMBA MASTER
My casual mambo hurt the samba master.
Ole!
FLAMENCO MASTER
My casual ole hurt the master teacher.
And this bonded the two wounded masters!
Poptepipic.
A letter came today.
Pop Team Epic has way
too many lame parodies.
Please challenge yourselves
with more original content.
That really hit me, right here.
Gotcha!
Poptepipic.
Oh, how cute!
Nah, on closer inspection
It's really irritating!
Your life will end in 30 minutes.
PREVIEW
I'm Sosogu Hoshifuri.
I'm in an audition against Devil Volcano!
Daichi and I are going
to rehearse all alone?!
Hoshiiro Girldrop - Episode 4
"Devil Volcano Appears!
A Live Performance, Just the Two of Us!"
Fall in love again next week!
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