Pretty Freekin Scary (2023) s01e03 Episode Script

1
Hey, Frankie.
How's school been ever since you
You know, came back
from the dead.
Did you notice I didn't even
faint once when I said those words?
Proud of you, Mom.
Now, enough with the chitchat.
Tell us everything.
- Well
- It's going great.
If you like train wrecks.
Okay, here's the real.
It's definitely different
than it was before,
and some of my friends
have been less than great.
But I have a plan
to smooth things over with Layla.
With this muffin.
I'm confused.
Can you buy friendship with pastries?
No clue. But I prefer cash.
Focus.
Here's how it's going to go down.
I bring Layla her favorite
banana chocolate chip muffin,
it breaks the ice,
we start chatting again.
It's awkward at first,
but it's the beginning
of a new and improved friendship.
Stronger than before.
Just one thing,
Layla likes lemon poppy seed.
Remy, please.
I think I know my BFF
a little better than you.
Well, my BFF WASTWBBIWHBWTM.
"Best Friend Forever
With a Slight Two-Week Break
"But I'm Winning Her Back
With This Muffin."
Okay, SID.
"Sister In Denial."
- Breakfast incoming.
- Arms up.
Oh, waffles again?
They're Frankie's favorite.
I missed her, too, but at some point,
we have to move on
to other breakfast foods.
Aw, you put powdered sugar on mine.
It looks like dandruff.
You know, you don't
have to say everything
that pops into your head.
Thanks, Dad.
Sure thing, sweetie.
And there you are.
You know, I've been
cutting and chewing
my own food since I was three.
We just don't want
to see you get hurt again.
From a waffle?
There's always a first.
Ow! I bit my tongue.
Guys, you've got to
stop worrying so much.
And stop eating my waffle.
A baby gate? Seriously?
I'll order a taller gate.
What's with the life jacket?
My parents said
we're in a tsunami zone.
They're a little
overprotective these days.
Very fashion forward.
You wanna meet for lunch later?
Might not have time.
I have to break into my tuna melt.
- Wow.
- I know, right?
I tell my parents
everything was fine at school.
But the truth is, people have been
acting super weird around me.
Really?
Every morning, Eugene?
I have a reflection.
Yeah, she's not a vampire.
Get your genres straight, people.
Just wish everyone
would stop treating me so strangely.
I'm the same old Frankie
I've always been.
Well, except for the fact that I died,
came back and have a white streak
I can't seem to get rid of.
You and my mom, both.
Oh, there's Layla.
I'll catch up with you later.
Good luck.
Hey, Layla.
Oh. Hey, Frankie.
I got something for you.
It was more muffin shaped
before I dropped my backpack.
Anyway, here, it's your favorite.
Banana chocolate chip.
Uh, that's not my favorite.
That's your favorite.
I like lemon poppy seed.
In my defense, my brother told me that,
but I ignored him.
Yeah, not a great defense.
Uh, well,
here's your weirdly-shaped muffin.
I'll see you around.
How is this not everyone's favorite?
Anybody hear how Frankie's day went?
We want the muffin report.
Frankie had a terrible day.
Hey, are you guys talking about
what happened with Frankie and Layla?
We heard some chatter about it
over in the sixth grade hallway.
Doesn't reach us unless it's juicy.
And it was juicy.
Oh, no. She wanted
to make things right with Layla.
She must be devastated.
We have to do something
to lift her spirits.
Why don't we throw her
a welcome back surprise party?
Great idea, hon.
I love parties.
Afraid I'm gonna have to pass.
Not really a party person.
Or a people person.
But, Scary,
you have to do it. For Frankie.
- I do?
- Yeah.
She lets you sleep in her room,
use your computer
and wear her slippers.
Fine. I'm in.
But I would like my own slippers.
Your house is colder
than the Underworld.
Underworld?
It's a big store
where they sell underwear.
Awesome.
Okay. We don't have a lot of time,
which means
everyone needs to help out.
Pretty, Scary,
you're in Frankie's grade,
so you're in charge
of inviting everyone.
And make sure
you get that RSVP count.
On it. I'm a greeter.
Miss talking to people.
He can talk people to death.
But it hasn't happened yet.
Here, use this.
I will treasure it
for the rest of my life.
He knows it's just a clipboard, right?
I'll take charge
of the food and bake a cake.
And I'll make a playlist.
DJ Dad in the house.
No, absolutely not.
Serious cringe.
Oh, please. That was just a joke.
I've never dreamed of being a DJ.
Can Carson
and I set up a table at the party
and sell S.W.E.A.T.I. merch?
Absolutely not. Serious cringe.
Doesn't feel so good now, does it?
Come on, Dad.
It'll help raise our profile
and build our client base.
Where'd you get your money
for the merch?
We pooled our funds.
Checks from Grandma, tooth fairy.
A little day trading.
So what do you say? Please.
Fine. You can set up your table.
But just remember, this isn't about you.
It's a surprise party for Frankie.
What's going on?
Nothing.
Frankie, you're gonna be so surprised
at your surprise party.
Surprise.
Hang on. You're throwing me a party?
We just thought it'd be a great way
for you to reconnect with your friends.
I don't know.
We'll make sure there are plenty
lemon poppy seed muffins for Layla.
Layla does love parties.
We could play our song
and do our special dance.
And then we're back into the plan.
Like you always say,
you never give up on friendship.
Did we say that?
I'm going to say we said it.
I'm in.
Let's do this party.
Whoo!
- Yes!
- Not right now.
Will there be a DJ at Frankie's party?
Of course there will.
Will mega
superstars BTS be there?
Huh. You know it.
Will there be jugglers, dancers,
and a special visit from the mayor?
Yes, yes!
And yes!
Dude, will there be
unlimited hot wings?
I don't know
what those are, but yes.
Sweet.
Nope.
Will the party have a black light,
doom-core music and axe throwing?
I hope so.
Then yes.
Count me in.
Hey, Erlic Snickering.
You know, people just call me Erlic.
Okay, Erlic Snickering.
Are you coming to the party?
Definitely. Can I bring anything?
So many things. Let's see.
Chips, dip, jugglers, BTS.
Do you know the mayor?
Uh, I was just being polite.
But I can bring some chips.
Great. Thanks, Erlic Snickering.
Layla, not sure you heard,
but we're having a party for Frankie.
I think I heard something.
Can we put you down as a yes?
Um
Can I get back to you on that?
Mmm. It smells so good in here.
I'm making your favorite three-layered
red velvet cake for the party.
Ooh. I'm gonna do a quick lick test.
Touch it, and you're toast.
So, are you excited
for your party tomorrow?
Yeah. Check it.
I've been practicing the dance
Layla and I used to do.
Oh! Yeah,
I remember that. It was like
Do you, though?
Mom, it's kind of Layla and my thing.
- Yeah.
- She's coming, right?
Well, so far, we have 27 "yeses",
no "noes", and a "maybe".
Is Layla the maybe? Don't tell me.
No, tell me. She is, isn't she?
Maybe.
Well, if Layla isn't coming,
then put me down as a maybe,
or just call it off.
Then you could all
go back to doing things you normally do.
We don't know that Layla isn't coming.
A maybe is still a maybe.
Mom, everyone knows
a maybe is a polite no.
Mmm.
Can I lick the spoon?
Maybe.
Jonathan!
Everyone knows that
a maybe is a polite no.
Look alive, people.
It's T-minus ten to party time.
Okay, who's the genius
who gave him a whistle?
It came with the clipboard.
Carson, my man.
We are in a primo location
to move product.
Close to the food
and far from the bathroom.
Now, hit me with the sales pitch.
Hello, sir, and, or ma'am.
You know what
would look good with those chips?
A S.W.E.A.T.I. sweatband.
And with our poly blend,
you're guaranteed
to be a sweaty S.W.E.A.T.I.
I swear, it sells itself.
This is awkward, Mr. Mayor,
but I've received
numerous complaints about the music.
From who?
The party hasn't even started yet.
Sorry, but smooth jazz
isn't going to sell swag.
You get it, right?
Jazz was just the opener.
Fine.
Okay. This is the moment
we've been planning for.
Places, everyone.
Who's in charge
of answering the door?
Oh, that would be me. Coming.
Scary, are you having fun?
Because I need to make sure
everyone's having fun
at Frankie's party.
Put on your fun face.
How's this?
So fun.
Erlic Snickering, welcome.
Is the party meeting
all your expectations?
Well, I just walked in,
so, I guess.
Great feedback.
I'm putting you down
as "very satisfied".
Okay.
Thanks, Erlic Snickering.
Please enjoy yourself.
Make sure to take pictures
of mega superstars BTS.
That's not BTS.
Sure it is.
That's Brett, Tilly
and Sadie from the donut shop.
They're not mega superstars.
Have you tried
their cinnamon buns?
We also have unlimited hot wings.
Limit one per person.
What's going on, honey?
Why you sitting by yourself?
Just doodling in my ranch.
Oh, I see you made
a cute little smiley face.
It's a frown.
Honey, I know you're upset,
but you've got
a house full of people who love you.
I'm sorry, Mom.
I know you all put
a lot of work into this party,
but if Layla isn't coming,
this is the best I can do.
Remember, a maybe
can still be a yes.
I sunk all my molar money into this.
Maybe it was a bad idea.
No, it was a good idea.
And trust me, once people get
a couple slices of cake in them
things will pick up.
Things have not picked up.
They're picking up on the dance floor.
This playlist is fire.
S.W.E.A.T.I.?
I think you're spelling it wrong.
It's not that kind of S.W.E.A.T.I.
It stands for
Snickering Willows Eerie,
and, or Alien Twin Investigators.
Wow. Rolls right off the tongue.
Uh, so how have sales been?
Bad. We've actually lost money.
I had to use a hoodie
to wipe up a juice spill.
Well, I wish
I could help, but I only have
black nail polish
and a hot sauce packet.
Hey, Frankie.
So the party is going great.
Lots of positive feedback.
Anyway, you are on deck
to make a speech in about five minutes.
What? No, not happening.
Super. See you in five.
Girl, go. Be the center of attention.
Make that speech.
Grim?
No, no, no. Now is not a good time
for me to do a task.
Oh, relax, darling.
I'm here to party.
Now, swirl this punch.
I want some motion in this ocean.
Does Frankie always talk
to her beverages?
No, that's new.
Weird.
I dig it.
Look, GR, no disrespect,
but I'm not in the mood.
You're gonna have to swirl yourself.
Well, that's big talk coming from
someone covered in nacho crumbs.
Oh, man.
Frankie, awesome party, right?
Who sent you? Mom?
Oh, I'm just checking on my little girl.
Yes, she sent me over.
But I'm glad I caught you.
Did you know that
53% of all accidents occur in the home?
What? A sippy cup?
Dad, I'm not a baby.
But you're my baby.
Layla, wow. You made it.
- Yeah, we did.
- Is that a sippy cup?
Ow!
Nope.
So, what's up? How's it going?
Will you take a pic of me with BTS?
I've always wanted to meet them.
Frankie, we'll catch up later, okay?
Okay.
Huh.
Maybe can still be a yes.
Oh!
Scary, you enjoying the party?
I'm a little peopled out.
So, what's it like being an exit usher
who sits in front of an elevator
that determines people's fates?
Honestly, it's fine
as long as you don't mind the screaming.
Screams of joy?
If that makes you feel better.
It's cake time!
Your clipboard is upside down.
It's not cake time.
How many selfies
can someone take?
I'm never gonna get to talk to Layla.
You know what, Pretty,
I will make that speech.
Ooh! Whistle time!
Attention, everyone.
Now, a word from our once dead,
now living guest of honor.
Some of you know her as Frankie
and some you know her as Freekin.
But whatever
you call her to her face,
or behind her back,
please put your hands together
for our friend, Frankie Ripp.
Uh, hi, everyone.
Welcome to my party.
Oh, Pretty tells me that people
have been extremely satisfied
with their evening, so that's good.
Anyway, look,
I know it's been a weird few weeks.
What's weird is
that skunk stripe in her hair, right?
Okay, so moving on.
So much has happened.
And honestly, not all of it fun.
But I promise
I'm the same Frankie I've always been.
Minus my white streak.
I'm just saying,
can't we go back
to the way things were?
Did someone leave the door open again?
Stop!
What just happened?
Did you stop time?
Pretty cool, right?
This is crazy.
Everyone is just frozen in place.
You must have hurt your arm in the fall.
Here, let me.
Hold up.
Did you just make
my boo-boo go bye-bye?
I did.
So you're saying
you both have powers?
Yes, I can freeze time,
and Pretty has the ability to heal.
I'm like a doctor, but with no training.
But how are we able to move
when everyone else is frozen?
Because we came from the Underworld.
Get ready to catch the cake.
I can't hold this freeze much longer.
Wait, that one thing I just did,
do I have powers, too?
I guess so.
Welcome to the club.
Guys, my freeze is fading.
Stop the chitchat. Time's up.
Wow!
Nice save, Frankie.
Thanks, Dad.
Uh, so in summation,
life is weird, but I'm not weird.
Just the same
not weird girl I've always been.
Okay. Who wants cake?
Layla, they're playing our song.
Our best friend song.
Yeah. Yeah, totally.
Remember the dance we used to do?
I don't really remember it.
Sure you do.
Even my mom remembers it.
Come on, dance with me.
I'm not really feeling it.
Sorry.
Layla, what's going on? I don't get it.
Why'd you come
if you don't want to dance with me,
or even talk to me?
Look, I didn't wanna say this,
but I'm only here
because your mom called my mom.
Ooh!
No. No "ooh."
Ooh.
Jonathan!
Sorry, I got swept up in the moment.
Frankie, I'm not trying
to hurt your feelings.
Can we talk on the porch?
Should we go check on her?
There are some things
we just aren't going to be able
to protect her from.
Layla, is this about
our misunderstanding?
I didn't mean to upset you
when I posted that pic without asking.
No, I'm over that.
Good. Because you looked super cute.
Thanks.
So, what's really going on?
Nothing.
Okay, a lot.
At first,
I was mad at you for posting the pic,
and you fell in a manhole,
and I felt guilty for being mad at you
for posting the pic.
Then I started hanging with Dio,
which made me feel better.
And then you came back.
But then I felt guilty all over again.
It's so confusing.
I think I just need some time
to figure stuff out.
Trust me, I get it.
Me dying
and coming back to life is confusing.
But now that I'm here,
I feel like I have a second chance,
and it sounds like
you have one, too.
Huh.
I guess I do.
Also, I'm really sorry
about the whole Dio thing.
Thanks.
But seeing you together,
I'm happy for you guys.
To be honest,
it's been fun getting to know people
I thought I knew but didn't at all.
Okay.
So I'll see ya when I see ya.
You know we still share a locker?
Oh. Right.
Then I'll see you at school.
Bye.
Gentlemen, I have news.
Let me guess, another juice spill.
No.
An anonymous donor
has offered to buy
all of your merchandise at full price.
- We're rich.
- Rich.
Yes.
Hey, where's Frankie?
I don't know.
Carson, grab that
T-shirt cannon.
It's time to spread
some S.W.E.A.T.I. love.
Oh, there you are.
Everything okay?
I just wish everything
could go back to normal.
Or, like,
Snickering Willows normal.
What's so great about normal?
Life's way more interesting
since you came back,
and I'd take interesting
over normal any day.
Thanks, Nyx.
I guess it's time
to say goodbye to the old Frankie.
Good. I like the new Frankie.
Incoming!
We better get out of here
before they launch the water bottles.
Hey, Erlic.
What are you still doing here?
I wanted to see how you were.
A lot better now. Nyx really helped.
Don't tell anyone.
Can't have people thinking
I've gone soft.
There you are, honey.
You guys want a piece of cake?
- Yes.
- Please.
You know I never miss
your famous red velvet cake.
Dad, here.
Don't you want to cut it up into
toddler-sized pieces?
We're good. I don't think we need
to worry about you anymore.
Really? Thanks.
Now, this one,
he's going to need my full attention.
Whoa, Remy.
Who gave you all that cash?
Some fool named Anonymous.
Nice hat, Anonymous.