Pretty Hard Cases (2021) s01e03 Episode Script
Nuts
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Jackie Sullivan knows how to find Rafi,
and I know how to find Jackie Sullivan.
It's hard to wrangle an 18-year-old.
I know what it's like.
I have a 17-year-old son, so That Wazowski one's got a son she can't control.
- Name's Elliot.
Look him up.
- (DOORBELL RINGING) I am looking for comradery, and companionship, and the intercourse is also on my list.
How about I keep it running for you? Just tell the guys in Buffalo it's status quo.
When they do finally give me my job back, you can't abandon me, okay? Buffalo is going to give you a try, but you gotta get the Bowens on board.
These are the Bowen brothers: Randy Bowen, Steph Bowen.
You are a guppy.
What I want to know is, who is the shark? (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Hold on! (SIGHING) I said "hold on.
" What are you doing here? Hello! Surprise! Guess what happened? You're never gonna guess what happened.
I met this guy online, his name is Ronaldo and he planned this coffee date right around the corner from you.
Guess what, guess who didn't show? Oh, I don't know, Ronaldo! So, would you like his coffee? You're welcome.
Okay, good story about that: it's just that when he didn't show, and then I realized like, oh, my God, I am around the corner from Kelly, I gotta go over and say 'hi,' because that would be rude if I didn't say 'hi' to you, so here I am, and I am saying 'hello!' Look at us with our coffees! Oh, my gosh! I didn't realize you had sciatica.
- What are you talking about? - It's spinal nerve compression.
I have a bad back, okay? No, you need a foam roller.
Do you have one? I'm guessing no.
Guess what I just did? I Primed you one.
See you in an hour, - you know what I'm saying? - I'm never gonna use it.
Yes, you are.
Holy moley, look at this! This is one fully stocked liquor cabinet.
Do you have a drinking problem? If you do, I want you to know that you can talk to me.
I don't have a drinking problem, alright? A shot of whiskey at the end of a long day isn't a problem, it's a blessing.
And it's something that you should try.
Oh, look at this! Oh! - Whose sweater is this? - Give me to me.
- Give me that.
- Oh, my gosh, that smells nice.
- And it belongs to Nana.
- Nana? Are you dating someone called Nana? Nana who? (SIGHING): None of your business.
Oh, okay, well, that's Oh, look at this! A record collector! I didn't take you for a record collector! - That's a good band! - You're not even trying to hide the fact that you're being nosy.
No, I'm trying to hide something else.
Which is? Which is Listen, there's no Ronaldo.
Ronaldo doesn't exist.
I just I really wanted to come by early to talk to you before work because I wanted to pay you a compliment.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, I'm listening.
I think we work well together.
Really well together.
And having you alongside enhances my already proficient skillset.
It sounds like you're paying yourself a compliment.
- I'm still waiting on mine.
- You're a good cop.
A really good cop.
If we work as a team to go after Randy and Steph Bowen, we could take down the Stockwood Crew.
We could do it, Duff! We could do it together.
Randy and Steph are too protected.
The only way to get them is to find a little guy who's going to talk.
No more little guy.
Big fish only, remember? The only way to catch a big fish is to cast a wide net.
Single-line fishing.
Harpooning.
More sustainable.
- More time-consuming.
- More environmentally-friendly.
We're not really talking about fish, are we? No, we're talking about this.
Who is that man on your fridge? - Alright.
- You have a dentist appointment on the 9th, are you sure? - Because we have a meeting, so you - Can you stop being so nosy - in my apartment? - Is that Italy? You've really travelled! - It's time to go.
- I just brought over the coffee and I thought we could have a coffee - Thank you.
Get out.
- Do you need a drive? I brought my car.
I don't have my shoe! I'll drive you to work! Yo, pretty ladies around the world Got a weird thing to show you So tell all the boys and girls Wave your hands in the air Like you don't care I say we go after Danica.
I bumped into her in a club the other night.
She liked me.
- She'd answer my call.
- Nah, bro, she's a lesbian.
Okay, maybe she didn't like me like me like that, but, you know, we vibed.
That wasn't vibing.
That was pity.
'Cause your game is sad.
You know I'm going through a divorce right now, so I am sad.
And also, I wasn't really trying to pick her up.
I was trying to get her to trust me, so maybe in that sense, - my game is fresh.
- Okay.
Yeah.
Not convinced.
I say we go for Cisco.
Hmm? He's a mid-level ring leader.
And if we catch him, we're likely to pull up on the rest of the Stockwood Crew.
We now know that Rick Gray is the supplier for the Stockwood Crew.
So, this little bit of knowledge opens up a delicious can of worms because all we have to do is follow Rick Gray's movements to find out where he's getting the drugs from.
My theory? Wham! Bam! Bill Miciano! A lieutenant with the Buffalo crime family.
We found security footage of Rick meeting Miciano at Capital Falls casino, just north of the border.
Now, they have a meeting in a private room booked under Rick's name every second Tuesday.
We already caught Rick Gray! So, why does the Rick Gray reservation at Capital Falls still stand? Maybe he bought a season pass.
I did that once.
I lost a buttload of money, you remem No, Hamm, it's because Miciano is still meeting someone to keep that Stockwood pipeline going.
Now I'm not a gambling woman, but I am betting that Steph or Randy Bowen is taking Rick Gray's place.
Cool.
Cisco.
So, what are you gonna do? Just like DM him, or ? Don't have to.
'Cause Keegan's contact Lakyn sent me this.
"Sick duck Cisco, selling out of Mimico Motel.
" - No, just - "No, I mean 'duck', not 'duck'.
Ducking autocorrect.
" Look at the number.
No, I don't want to use one of Keegan's contacts.
- Why not? - Is this Lakyn girl even carted? No, but she's legit.
Look, she gave Keegan tons of info the last few years.
So, why did he keep her off the books? I don't know.
Maybe he wanted to keep her intel to himself.
Okay.
Okay Look, just call him, tell him you're looking for coke.
And please, do not say it's one of your girls, 'cause your pimp game is not You're just not the pimp type.
What What are you talking about? That works like all the time.
Hmmm Does it, though? Wha (SIGHING) Yo, Cisco! Yo, it's your boy Stu.
Yeah, no, we met at the Pole, still You know what I mean? Yeah, greedy times.
Listen, um My shorty, Fay, said that you're holding some good soft.
Nah, you know, because the gal down there, they gotta be out there working.
Oh, no, you know what it is.
Nah? - Nah! - Why are you dissing now? Are you done? Well, if you don't want my money, then then I'll find someone else, obviously.
Tsk! - What did I tell you? - Every second Tuesday, here comes Rick Gray at that Canadian casino.
He is carrying a bunch of chips.
Miciano's leaving.
He is flush with cash.
My theory: Rick Gray paying Miciano in chips and Miciano is delivering drugs Buffalo to Toronto via the trade routes.
Now what I'm thinking is we shut down their pipeline! Yes! Today is the second Tuesday of the month.
- We've got to get on this.
- Yes! (NAZEER): I used to be so good at that.
- I don't know what my problem is.
- Well, I do.
It's because your wife is leaving you.
And let's be real, I know it's a blow to the ole ego, but your wife was kind of an asshole.
You probably never should have married her in the first place, but you clung on, hoping things would change.
I get it.
- Great pep talk.
- But what you need to do is get your mojo back, you know what I'm saying? Get that swag.
Hey, I got it.
Set up a dating profile.
No, I I'm not ready for that.
Prr! Prr! Prr! Why not? (PHONE VIBRATING) Yo, if that's Cisco, I'll eat my arm.
Hello? Yo, Cisco! What it is! What it do? - (LAUGHING) - 1 p.
m.
? You know, I got you.
(LAUGHING IN DISBELIEF) I may not sound like a pimp, I get that, but I definitely don't sound like a cop, - so - Okay.
Do you want to Do you want to eat the arm now? Do you want to eat it later? - Whatever.
- We'll save it for a snack.
Capital Falls security just called.
- Yeah? - Miciano is in the house! - Yes! - No sign of either Bowen brother, though.
What? No, wait, is he meeting someone else? Well, not unless you count the juice bar attendant.
Apparently he's been talking to her about Ayurveda for the last hour.
Well, that seems very specific.
Maybe that's why you still look so damn good, Miciano.
Okay.
Okay, you know what? Let's just presume that the money exchanged hands.
We still need to figure out where the drugs are coming from.
So, listen, I went through Rick's phone records; any calls he made to businesses or vendors in Buffalo that might be crossing the border.
Anything coming into Toronto today? Mm-hmm.
A shipment, A7387, it's mostly textiles.
B9998 is electronics.
And X76544 is pistachios.
Ugh! Ugh! The most annoying of the nuts.
- What? - Well, they're so finicky! You know they have to be refrigerated, right? It's so sad that the peanuts are so maligned.
I mean, that was a nut's nut! That was a real man's nut! Yeah, okay, could you just not say that again? Wait - Say that again.
- Man's No.
Please, not about your nuts.
About pistachios needing to be refrigerated.
- Yeah, what, you live under a rock? - Okay! Oh, my gosh! Refrigeration units, they are the perfect compartment for concealing drugs.
What's the name of the company? Um Pizan's Pistachios.
Okay, okay, okay, and when did they last deliver to Toronto? We have Tuesday the 4th.
Oh, please, please, please Tuesday the 18th.
- Every second Tuesday.
- Yes! Yes! Here it comes Oh, no, you don't.
You do not mess with the master! Yo.
Visitor.
Thank you.
Randy, hey.
It's good to see you again.
Tiggy.
Tiggy Sullivan.
Rick's ex.
Remember Rick? The guy in jail keeping his mouth shut for being your plug? Jesus, lady, watch it! There are four people who can hear me on this thing.
I want to talk to you about Rick's role in your business.
Mmm.
Well, not much now, is it? Poor old Rick's in the clink.
Oh, I see.
This is shakedown, hmm? Women Always wanting some.
I don't want your money, baby.
I want in.
(SNORTING) Yeah, okay.
See, this is how this works, right? First, you want to work for me.
Then you want to move in, and what do you know, your kids are moving in I know you can't use the nut run anymore.
You need a fresh start.
My trucks transport all over North America.
All kinds of goods.
All time of day.
- I'm completely unpredictable.
- Exactly.
Women be crazy.
Tig, wrong time of the month, you'll shoot up a negotiable situation.
You're not an asset, you're a liability.
So I'll tell you what, why don't you just take that money, go get yourself some gel nails and land yourself a new Rick? - Mm? - (VOICE SCREAMING OVER SPEAKER) What's that? My squad awaits.
Close the door on your way out.
(VOICE SCREAMING OVER SPEAKER) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) I can't do that much soft.
You got to talk to Randy.
Well, you got something better to do? (THUDDING) I got to go.
Sorry about that.
Stu, right? - That's right.
- (WOMAN GRUNTING) - Let me out, Cisco! - Somebody in there? No, it's my ex-girlfriend.
Man, she's off her lid, - you know how it is.
- (WOMAN): Cisco, let me out! (GRUNTING) Cisco! Get me out of here now! You massive bitch! Yo! - Hey! Hey! What'd I say? - Let me out! - What'd I say? - You asshole! Hey, hey, hey, guys, come on! Take it easy, relax! What's the matter with you? - Take it easy! - (SCREAMING) Come on, man, she's half your size! - What's wrong with you? - Get off me! Okay, okay.
Take it easy, come on.
(GRUNTING) - (CISCO): Hey, Lakyn! - Duff? What are you doing here? - Lakyn, get the - Hey! No! You guys know each other? Are you a cop? (SCREAMING) (ENGINE STARTING) (TIRE SCREECHING) (BOTH PANTING) The room is clean.
He must have had the coke on him.
- What were you doing here? - Sorting things out with my man.
Did you hear him call me his ex? What? I didn't know you were gonna come here today.
You texted me this morning! Yeah, I was in a bad place, okay? But I got over it, and I lost my phone, so I came here to tell him to get out and before I had the chance, Stewd showed up.
It's Stu.
The point is, he knows I've been talking to the cops.
So now you've got to get out there and arrest him for real.
For what, huh? The invisible drugs he didn't sell us? Well, there's got to be something, 'cause now he thinks I'm a rat! Cisco has people everywhere! They have guns.
Like a house full of guns.
Have you ever been to his place in North Ridge? - (SIGHING) - Look, Duff! Duff! If you're not gonna help me, give me Keegan's new number, he will.
'Cause if Cisco finds me I'm dead and you know it.
(SIGHING) What is it you people do to your face - when you start to look old? - What do you mean, "you people?" Women.
- I don't know, like face cream? - No, no, no, the toxic stuff.
- Oh, Botox.
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Should I get that? Huh, I don't know.
I've never had it done before.
Come on! You're a middle-class woman in your 40s, you've had Botox.
You know what, this is our truck, plates match.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Please, let's move, let's move.
Alright.
Alright.
- (DRIVER): Can I help you? - GTPD, Guns and Gangs.
We have a warrant here to search your vehicle.
Can you open the back for us, sir? (SIGHING): Sure.
Aren't you worried that we're gonna find your "pistash" in these pistachios? Come on, Wazowski, where's the drugs? - It was a trial balloon.
- I don't follow.
They wanted to see if we were on to him after we arrested Rick Gray, so they set us up.
They did everything the same: same truck, same run, no drugs.
It's very clever.
I guess it's safe to say that Stockwood's got a new route.
Yeah.
We're gonna have to start over.
(KICKS CRATE) Come on, my mom's a cop.
Yeah, all the more reason for you to get up here.
You know, she can get us out of trouble if we have to.
Yeah That's That's not how it works.
She's, like, obsessed with following the rules.
You'll see when you meet her.
Dude, I will never meet your mother.
I am from Stockwood.
She's never gonna let you go out with me! (LAUGHING): What? You just said we were going out.
- No, I didn't.
- You did.
I heard it.
Dude, I said she wouldn't let you.
I mean, that means you want to, though, so Maybe I do.
Yeah? Maybe I do, maybe I do.
What's your mama gonna say about that? Maybe she doesn't get a say.
You show me your love And you take it away (GIGGLING) Where's your can? Hey, so, um What am I getting arrested for again? Mischief.
Destruction of property.
Possession of a of a graffiti tool.
Ha! Jelliot.
Jelliot She's pretty as they come Oh, no Layna! I missed you, sister! Oh! I feel bad I made you turn around.
I know you wanted to get down to Miami.
Yeah.
What was the big emergency? Just this last minute work order for these bathroom fixtures.
Contractor couldn't wait.
Paid well.
Honestly, if we were doing better, I'd hire another driver.
Hell, I'd drive.
But I can't leave the kids.
I thought we were doing okay? We will be.
'Cause I got a plan.
(SNORTING) Oh, yeah? What's that? We're gonna run drugs in from Buffalo to supply the Bowens.
Are you mental? Didn't Rick just go to jail for that? Yeah, which is why there's an opening.
He already connected me to the Buffalo guys.
No way! Okay? I'm not driving drugs across the border! Sissy face.
What's the big deal? You already did it.
Across the border with that? Ken.
He let you through without checking, right? Buffalo pays him to look the other way.
It's called a route.
Come on, hold on! Calm down.
Buffalo is good with this.
We just need to get the Bowens on board.
They don't know about this yet? I've done things a little out of order, but it's fine.
I'm on it! - Jesus, Tiggy.
- Hey! The point is, it's up to me now.
We're in charge of the product, we're in charge of everything.
We get those assholes to do things our way.
No violence, no guns.
We make money, not problems.
Once we're in the clear, we get out of the game.
Hey, boss lady! You're creeping.
Creeping means you want something.
Does it have anything to do with Lakyn Pepper? - Who told you about that? - Mama got eyes in the back of her head.
Yeah, okay, cool.
Um So, I just need to put her in a safe house.
Safe houses are for carded informants only.
If I could card her now if I could, but she's already been exposed as a snitch.
Next time, look before you leap.
Anyway, ROPE squad is already using it.
Boss, she's either in there, or she's hanging from a fence with Cisco's initials carved on her forehead.
You want that? What have I told you about graphic descriptions before I eat? Speaking of which, can you read this extremely tiny, - extremely blurry lettering? - (SIGHING) Yeah, just put it on high for a minute.
Okay, you have exactly one minute to convince me why I need to protect somebody that Keegan was either too lazy - or too selfish to card.
- Okay, fine.
Lakyn is a vulnerable, cooperative member of our community, and and she's in trouble.
Look at this.
She took this picture at Cisco's place.
He's got a ton of weapons in there, okay? I just need to keep her hidden so I can bust them on the guns.
Except that's not your department.
If you want to bust them on guns, go see Guns and Gangs.
Oh, please! Do not make me work with her again.
Oh, I thought this was about Lakyn.
Share the sandbox, go see Wazowski.
Because we do not operate by Keegan's playbook, end of story.
For real, though? (SIGHING) (SIGHING) Oh, look at you guys! I heard your pistachio play went sideways.
I blame that nutcase right there.
Oh, well, the bright side is, I just got a tip about a pile of guns at a stash house at 145, Northridge.
Tenant is a dealer named Cisco.
Cisco? Do you mean Chad Payne? One and the same.
Check this out.
Oh, my God.
So, is this "pecan" your curiosity? - Who owns the house? - I don't know.
Some number company.
Okay, if we can confirm there's guns inside, we need a warrant, and that warrant is gonna give us - all the info that we need.
- Exactly what I'm thinking.
Huh? Great minds! So what do you say? Want to go for a ride? No, no, no, no, no, no.
- She's got paperwork to do.
- Nothing you can't handle, eh, Barry? Ho-ho! Ho! Ha-ha! Oh, I guess I'll "cashew" ladies later.
Yes, it's not bad, but Keep on working on those puns while we're gone, okay? Alright, yeah.
Yeah I'll show you I've got nothing but nuts.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (OVERLAPPING VOICES) - Shh.
- Quiet, Duff.
What do you see? Um Ladies Some gentlemen Ah! Cisco.
Do you see drugs? Do you see guns? No, just a bunch of idiots with iPads.
And drugs I don't see - Aah! - (THUDDING) Did you hear something? (DOG BARKING) (GUNS CLICKING) Yo, Cisco fam.
Must have been raccoons still.
- Those things are everywhere.
- Bam! - Hunt that little bandit.
- Yeah, I hate those.
Alright, get inside.
You took the entire bottle? (DOOR CLOSES) (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) (WHISPERING): There's like half of Stockwood in there.
I told you! - Shh! Shh! - Don't tell me to "shh!" Yes, sir, I understand it's late.
But, Judge Novak, this is really important.
We have a suspect that we are moments a Okay.
Um I understand.
I understand.
Yes, we'll give you a call first thing in the m morning.
Good night.
No, it's past his bedtime.
He's probably strapped into his CPAP for the night.
Um Speaking of which Look, I hate to ask you this, and it's pretty late, but do you mind if I spend the night? Of course.
Yes, oh, my God.
This is gonna be This could be fun.
It will be fun.
It's a ladies night.
- Ladies night, ladies night - You're scary.
Ladies night, ladies night Get in town, gonna get down Ladies Guess Guess what's in my fridge.
I'm gonna tell you what's in there.
A melon that is begging to be wrapped in some prosciutto.
This is gonna be really You should have just Don't even feel Elliot, hi! Just letting you know that Mom has a guest over.
An overnight guest.
Hello? Yeah, I'm just watching a movie and going to bed, okay? Yeah, that's great.
Okay! Night, sweetie.
- Who else is down there with her? - I don't know.
That's got to be another cop or something.
She doesn't really have friends like that, so Oh.
(WHISPERING): I've just got to go to the washroom.
Yeah, go.
She's not gonna come up until she goes to bed.
She's like a robot.
It's just down the hall.
Okay.
Well, it has been a long time since I've had a sleepover! Now, listen, you might not like meat-wrapped fruit, but how about some vegetable-wrapped cheese? So, when were you planning on going to bed? Do you want to play a game? Remember this one? - Oh, my God.
- Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
- Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
- You know, I hate to be rude, 'cause this is your place, but can you get off the couch? Oh Yeah.
I mean Yes.
- Because it's a big day tomorrow.
- Sure, yeah.
I think that once we raid Cisco's stash house, it's gonna lead us straight to the Bowens.
(SIGHING): Yeah.
We'll get Cisco, seize whatever he's got, put a big hole in his op and save Lakyn.
And the rest of them yahoos are going down.
(SAMANTHA): I think that once we raid Cisco's stash house, it's gonna lead us straight to the Bowens.
They're raiding the Bowen's stash house? - Where? When? - Don't know.
Jackie said it's that dump on Northridge.
I guess it's a good thing you didn't partner with those guys.
Are you kidding me? This is exactly what we needed to get them to partner with me.
We'll see if Randy is so quick to turn me down now.
God, I hate you.
(NAZEER): This is very interesting.
And No, it's not.
Can we go get something to eat? That's what DoorDash is for.
You stay here, you stay safe.
Well, I'm bored.
And I don't see the point 'cause this isn't even a safe house.
Only boring people get bored, and yes, it is.
You're a bad liar.
That's a Spanish guitar.
Usually, these places are just four walls and a crap couch.
Just don't don't touch anything.
And stop snooping.
(PLAYING GUITAR NOTES) You stop snooping.
I'm not snooping, I'm I'm appreciating.
What's that? Oh! - Duff's house.
Knew it.
- It's just a picture of her.
It's official police business.
Did the official police designer use to decorate the official police safe house? No.
That's the team she and Keegan coached.
Mad Skills Basketball.
I know because I gave Keegan the idea for the name.
What do you mean? That's my son, Milo.
He was on the team.
Oh, yeah? Where's Milo now? (CLICKS TONGUE) Can I use your phone? I just got to sort something out.
You're not calling Cisco.
He'll have calmed down by now.
I don't wanna fight with him anymore.
It will just take a sec.
I'll apologize for yelling and And what? Get locked in a bathroom again? - Or worse? - You don't get it.
Me and him are like a roller coaster.
It's good, it's bad, it's good But that's love.
You know, I do get it, actually.
When somebody is hurting you, you need to move on.
I don't want to.
If I apologize, he'll be cool.
Lakyn.
He's not gonna be cool.
Okay! Yes, okay! ETF is ready, we're on tech channel 5.
- Did you get the warrant? - Yeah, about that, it seems that Judge Novak is at his cottage.
- Ooh, are you kidding me? - No, am I not.
I'm trying to get him on video chat right now.
- Hello? - Hello? Judge Novak, are you there? I think his screen is frozen.
- Or he's having a stroke.
- Shh.
He can hear you.
Hello? Hello? Hi, ladies.
So, where are the detectives? (LAUGHING) I wasn't sure if this was a meeting or if you two were cam girls.
Are you on mute? Because that was supposed to be a joke.
Okay, I'm a little curious as to what he's talking about, - aren't you, detective? - No, I am not, because we're on such a tight schedule.
We emailed you over a warrant.
If we could just get your sign-off.
Ah, good to know you gals have a sense of humour.
I don't want to get me-tooed over workplace banter here.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! How do I move this video chat to get into my email? - Oh, just you-you - Oh, my God.
- You minimize it.
- Just swipe.
- No, no, no, minimize it.
- No, just swipe.
- Just listen to what I'm saying.
- Minimize it.
- Swipe.
- No, you have list Minimize it.
- Oh, my! That's great! - God! (LAUGHING) (KELLY): Oh, that's a very interesting perspective, Judge Novak! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You throwing our entire gender under the bus.
Are you kidding me right now? - No, I'm not kidding you right now.
- I was playing a role.
Do you know what that's like? I think you would - because you're an undercover cop - Oh, you're playing a role.
and you wear costumes all the time.
Every time I see you, - you're somebody different.
- Whoa, whoa.
- What? - Whoa.
- Do not call them costumes ever.
- Costumes.
Ever.
Costumes.
- Watch your movement! - It's a funeral procession! (HONKING) - I am so sorry! - Can you move, please? - You have to stop! Don't do that.
- Why aren't they moving? Maybe you can't drive fast if you're sad! That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
- Who says that? - I don't know.
Speed turns sadness into anger.
Oh, my gosh.
We got us a poetess here.
- Maybe.
Maybe we do.
- Snap-snap! - A real feminist poetess here! - That's right.
Yes, I am.
Right.
Well, maybe not a feminist poetess.
I am a feminist poetess! - I don't buy it.
- I'm a feminist! I'm a feminist! - Really? How did I not know that? - Yes.
- I don't know how.
- You care about women's rights, - Me Too, hashtag Time's Up? - Yes.
- Yes, I do.
- Right.
Are you ever gonna let this judge thing go? No, I'm not.
(POLICE OFFICER): Ready? The house is just past this structure.
What? You guys are sure this is the place? Where the hell did the house go? - Mercedes, baby? - Hey! Wake up.
- What do you want? - A "thank you" for moving your stash house before the cops raided it, like we discussed.
Why did you move the whole thing in the first place? - It's a mobile home.
- I know.
Plus you said it was filled to the rafters with drugs and guns, and questionable DNA.
It is.
I only said that 'cause I wanted you to clean it.
(LAUGHING) Well, I didn't clean it.
I moved it.
And now you don't know where it is.
We pulled all the highway closed-circuit TV footage from the Don Valley, as well as the QEW.
Nothing yet, but on the bright side, we now know who owns the house.
Registered to a Bowen Arrow Holding Company, AKA Randy Bowen.
They probably hauled it away in a flatbed.
There were 8 parallel tire tracks.
How did they even know that we were raiding it? You guys were there yesterday, the house wasn't going anywhere.
Somebody must have warned them.
Where is your girl Lakyn right now? 'Cause obviously she likes to talk.
I don't know.
I'll find her.
I'll find her! But her tip was good.
Whatever was in there was worth carding away, huh? We'll find the house, alright? What? She didn't tell Cisco.
- How do you know? - 'Cause Naz has been sitting on her since we found her at the motel.
What? Where? (SIGHING) - (PHONE RINGING) - (NAZ): Yes? Hey.
Let me talk to Lakyn.
Yeah, sure.
Hey, but later, can we talk about your bath bombs? I did not picture you as a soaker.
Not that I was picturing you in a tub or anything like that.
Okay, stop going through my stuff.
It was in plain view, come on.
Lakyn? Lakyn? - Oh, no! - Naz, what? - Where is she? - I was in the can for 2 minutes, I don't know! I should have known she'd pull one over on you! - What if Cisco finds her? - She's probably looking for him! She didn't have a phone, so I don't know how she would have Did you unplug the landline? I'm sorry, landline? - Who has a landline anymore? - I do.
- I have a landline.
- Oh, I do.
I also have a landline.
I mean, what if the power goes out? What if the grid goes down? All these people trying to make phone calls with their wrist are gonna move at my house to make a phone call with my good old-fashioned Ma Bell.
Like Cisco talking into his headphones and all the tech.
Wait a minute.
That's it.
That's it.
His phone location is turned off, but those headphones have GPS.
We track those, we find Cisco and Lakyn, and maybe the stash house.
Let's go! Why do you think this is a good idea? 'Cause I don't do favours for free.
We'll wipe everything down before we leave.
Disgusting! I lost my virginity in here.
- What a dirt-bag! - Oh! Lay! Ha-ha-ha! Jackpot! Oh, my God! Leave the guns.
But they'll be worth money.
I don't want them, alright? I've got kids in the house.
Plus, if the cops do find this stash, it will get Randy put away for a good long while.
- (TIRES SCREECHING) - Get down! (CISCO): I told you, we got Paulie to follow Tiggy! Who the hell are all these women? You don't get to keep lying to me! Who is Paulie and why Paulie! Paulie, my cousin! My cousin, he's helping us clear the house! What, you think I'm stupid or something, huh? I never should have called you.
You want to call the cops again? Yeah, why don't you call the cops again - and see what happens? - Yeah, maybe I will.
Lakyn! Lakyn! (KELLY): Yes, someone met Cisco for the buy.
He had a ton of gadgets on him.
Smartwatch, earbuds.
I mean, the guy was like half robot, half idiot.
Yeah, and entirely missing, so And you want me to crack his Find My app to find out where his devices are at? Well, I figured you techies in fraud squad have to be good for something.
I can try to figure out where he is.
But how is that gonna help you find his stash house if he's not there? Well, I saw some iPads in there.
Can you track those? I mean, how many iPads do you need - to leave the house with? - Any criminal with half a brain is gonna turn off his location, so I don't know.
It's a good thing he's a half idiot.
Okay.
- What's his date of birth? - 10-22-91.
You smell so good! Amazing.
I don't know why I'm doing you this favour when you haven't returned my text in two days.
What are you talking about? I've been busy.
Plus, I'm not trying to get into this battle of communication with you all the time.
It's not what we're doing.
There's nothing wrong with simple manners, Kell.
Can you keep your voice down? (WHISPERING): Well, I think I left my charger at your place.
I just wanted to know if you'd seen it.
Oh, my God! Hi.
Just I'm sorry, It's just that this is right in front of me.
Is this none of my business? I don't know what you're talking about.
I do.
Hi, I'm Sam.
Really nice to meet you.
You must be Nana.
(TRAIN WHISTLING) Thought you might get some funny ideas after our last little tit-a-tat.
It's tête-à -tête, dumbass.
You're the dumbass, Tig, thinking you can steal from us.
Did you really think Cisco and I wouldn't find you? We know people! You're an idiot.
See? Who needs guns? (SIRENS BLARING) Just like few guns, no drugs.
No Cisco, no Lakyn.
I mean, why would they go through the trouble of moving a whole house if there's barely anything inside? Maybe Randy Bowen got here before we did and cleaned it out.
I found his wallet in a ditch.
Oh, great, just what I always wanted: Randy Bowen's bonus rewards card.
You think you could transfer them onto mine? Get something out of today.
Yeah, get yourself something frilly, Wazowski! (CISCO): Lakyn! Baby, I'm sorry! - Lakyn, open the door! - (METAL DOOR CLANKING) Crazy bitch! Lakyn! - Police! Hands up! - Come out nice and slow! Put your hands on your head! I said, put your hands on your head! - I knew you were a cop.
- Where the hell is Lakyn? I don't know.
That crazy bitch chased me in there, - she head-butted - I'm not a bitch! Yeah, you are.
You're a crazy bitch.
You can't even shoot me.
- That's a bitch move.
- Easy, easy! Hey, hey, hey! Put it down, Lakyn.
Lakyn, put it down.
- Put it down, Lakyn.
- You're a crazy bitch.
You're crazy, Lakyn.
We're done.
She did that to herself.
- We're done.
- Oh, yeah, you're done.
That's the last time you ever touched me, asshole.
It's okay.
It's alright, it's okay.
- (LAKYN CRYING) - Clear.
I got her.
(CISCO): Yo, I dropped my earbuds, man.
Those things are expensive.
(SAM): Yeah, they cost you your freedom.
Mmm! I did not realize how hungry I was.
It's good, right? - Mm-hmm! - Yeah.
Hey, Duff, um I'm really sorry about everything that happened.
- Water under the bridge.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
You're the best.
You take care of yourself, alright? Say "hi" to that kid of yours for me.
Bye, Stooge.
(KELLY): Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? - (KEEGAN): Yeah.
- Bye.
Don't worry, I'm gonna take her right up - to her mother's front door.
- Yeah, before why didn't you card her? Can't you see her? She couldn't handle that.
Any old cop just calling her up and asking her for stuff? - So now I'm any old cop? - Hey, don't put that on me.
You shouldn't have used her.
(SIGHING) Look, I shouldn't have used her either, alright? I'll call you later.
I wanna hear all about today.
How long have you and me been trying to catch these guys for? - Oof Feels like forever.
- Right? You, don't get too comfy with this, you're just a temp.
(LAUGHING) Get off my car! (KELLY SIGHING) - You okay? - Me? I'm fine.
You're the one who was going through my drawers and wallowing in self-pity.
Well, I took your advice.
Got on this dating app over here and, uh it's not going well.
I'm just gonna close my eyes and keep swiping right.
I don't know, is that how it works or ? Nuh-uh.
Keep your eyes open.
Something's been bothering me.
If Lakyn didn't tell Cisco or Randy that we were coming for their stash, who did? Your guess is as good as mine.
- (SIGHING): He's still out.
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, did I kill him? - I think I killed him.
- Calm down.
Would you quit flapping your gums for a minute so I can think, okay? Okay, it was him or us.
Okay? - We didn't have a choice.
- Yeah.
- Do we untie him or - What? No! We can't just keep him tied up forever.
What are we gonna do with him, Tig? Whatever we have to.
(KEYS JINGLING) Mm.
You show me your love and you take it away I've always been one for the push and the change But I've never been one for the taking of pain No, no, no - - She's pretty as they come Oh, no You make it far too easy for me Baby, do you see what I've become Thank you so much for dinner.
Also you cleaned the house.
- What, is it Mother's Day? - No.
- I'm just in a good mood.
- Well, thank you so much.
And, darling, you could fall asleep with me This is my situation Let me see how far you need to go - - Let me hold you closer 'Cause I'm hating getting older And before I have to go Just know I'll become the one you used to know She's pretty as they come - - Oh, no And do you see what I've become Oh, no, no, no
It's hard to wrangle an 18-year-old.
I know what it's like.
I have a 17-year-old son, so That Wazowski one's got a son she can't control.
- Name's Elliot.
Look him up.
- (DOORBELL RINGING) I am looking for comradery, and companionship, and the intercourse is also on my list.
How about I keep it running for you? Just tell the guys in Buffalo it's status quo.
When they do finally give me my job back, you can't abandon me, okay? Buffalo is going to give you a try, but you gotta get the Bowens on board.
These are the Bowen brothers: Randy Bowen, Steph Bowen.
You are a guppy.
What I want to know is, who is the shark? (KNOCKING ON DOOR) Hold on! (SIGHING) I said "hold on.
" What are you doing here? Hello! Surprise! Guess what happened? You're never gonna guess what happened.
I met this guy online, his name is Ronaldo and he planned this coffee date right around the corner from you.
Guess what, guess who didn't show? Oh, I don't know, Ronaldo! So, would you like his coffee? You're welcome.
Okay, good story about that: it's just that when he didn't show, and then I realized like, oh, my God, I am around the corner from Kelly, I gotta go over and say 'hi,' because that would be rude if I didn't say 'hi' to you, so here I am, and I am saying 'hello!' Look at us with our coffees! Oh, my gosh! I didn't realize you had sciatica.
- What are you talking about? - It's spinal nerve compression.
I have a bad back, okay? No, you need a foam roller.
Do you have one? I'm guessing no.
Guess what I just did? I Primed you one.
See you in an hour, - you know what I'm saying? - I'm never gonna use it.
Yes, you are.
Holy moley, look at this! This is one fully stocked liquor cabinet.
Do you have a drinking problem? If you do, I want you to know that you can talk to me.
I don't have a drinking problem, alright? A shot of whiskey at the end of a long day isn't a problem, it's a blessing.
And it's something that you should try.
Oh, look at this! Oh! - Whose sweater is this? - Give me to me.
- Give me that.
- Oh, my gosh, that smells nice.
- And it belongs to Nana.
- Nana? Are you dating someone called Nana? Nana who? (SIGHING): None of your business.
Oh, okay, well, that's Oh, look at this! A record collector! I didn't take you for a record collector! - That's a good band! - You're not even trying to hide the fact that you're being nosy.
No, I'm trying to hide something else.
Which is? Which is Listen, there's no Ronaldo.
Ronaldo doesn't exist.
I just I really wanted to come by early to talk to you before work because I wanted to pay you a compliment.
Oh.
Okay.
Well, I'm listening.
I think we work well together.
Really well together.
And having you alongside enhances my already proficient skillset.
It sounds like you're paying yourself a compliment.
- I'm still waiting on mine.
- You're a good cop.
A really good cop.
If we work as a team to go after Randy and Steph Bowen, we could take down the Stockwood Crew.
We could do it, Duff! We could do it together.
Randy and Steph are too protected.
The only way to get them is to find a little guy who's going to talk.
No more little guy.
Big fish only, remember? The only way to catch a big fish is to cast a wide net.
Single-line fishing.
Harpooning.
More sustainable.
- More time-consuming.
- More environmentally-friendly.
We're not really talking about fish, are we? No, we're talking about this.
Who is that man on your fridge? - Alright.
- You have a dentist appointment on the 9th, are you sure? - Because we have a meeting, so you - Can you stop being so nosy - in my apartment? - Is that Italy? You've really travelled! - It's time to go.
- I just brought over the coffee and I thought we could have a coffee - Thank you.
Get out.
- Do you need a drive? I brought my car.
I don't have my shoe! I'll drive you to work! Yo, pretty ladies around the world Got a weird thing to show you So tell all the boys and girls Wave your hands in the air Like you don't care I say we go after Danica.
I bumped into her in a club the other night.
She liked me.
- She'd answer my call.
- Nah, bro, she's a lesbian.
Okay, maybe she didn't like me like me like that, but, you know, we vibed.
That wasn't vibing.
That was pity.
'Cause your game is sad.
You know I'm going through a divorce right now, so I am sad.
And also, I wasn't really trying to pick her up.
I was trying to get her to trust me, so maybe in that sense, - my game is fresh.
- Okay.
Yeah.
Not convinced.
I say we go for Cisco.
Hmm? He's a mid-level ring leader.
And if we catch him, we're likely to pull up on the rest of the Stockwood Crew.
We now know that Rick Gray is the supplier for the Stockwood Crew.
So, this little bit of knowledge opens up a delicious can of worms because all we have to do is follow Rick Gray's movements to find out where he's getting the drugs from.
My theory? Wham! Bam! Bill Miciano! A lieutenant with the Buffalo crime family.
We found security footage of Rick meeting Miciano at Capital Falls casino, just north of the border.
Now, they have a meeting in a private room booked under Rick's name every second Tuesday.
We already caught Rick Gray! So, why does the Rick Gray reservation at Capital Falls still stand? Maybe he bought a season pass.
I did that once.
I lost a buttload of money, you remem No, Hamm, it's because Miciano is still meeting someone to keep that Stockwood pipeline going.
Now I'm not a gambling woman, but I am betting that Steph or Randy Bowen is taking Rick Gray's place.
Cool.
Cisco.
So, what are you gonna do? Just like DM him, or ? Don't have to.
'Cause Keegan's contact Lakyn sent me this.
"Sick duck Cisco, selling out of Mimico Motel.
" - No, just - "No, I mean 'duck', not 'duck'.
Ducking autocorrect.
" Look at the number.
No, I don't want to use one of Keegan's contacts.
- Why not? - Is this Lakyn girl even carted? No, but she's legit.
Look, she gave Keegan tons of info the last few years.
So, why did he keep her off the books? I don't know.
Maybe he wanted to keep her intel to himself.
Okay.
Okay Look, just call him, tell him you're looking for coke.
And please, do not say it's one of your girls, 'cause your pimp game is not You're just not the pimp type.
What What are you talking about? That works like all the time.
Hmmm Does it, though? Wha (SIGHING) Yo, Cisco! Yo, it's your boy Stu.
Yeah, no, we met at the Pole, still You know what I mean? Yeah, greedy times.
Listen, um My shorty, Fay, said that you're holding some good soft.
Nah, you know, because the gal down there, they gotta be out there working.
Oh, no, you know what it is.
Nah? - Nah! - Why are you dissing now? Are you done? Well, if you don't want my money, then then I'll find someone else, obviously.
Tsk! - What did I tell you? - Every second Tuesday, here comes Rick Gray at that Canadian casino.
He is carrying a bunch of chips.
Miciano's leaving.
He is flush with cash.
My theory: Rick Gray paying Miciano in chips and Miciano is delivering drugs Buffalo to Toronto via the trade routes.
Now what I'm thinking is we shut down their pipeline! Yes! Today is the second Tuesday of the month.
- We've got to get on this.
- Yes! (NAZEER): I used to be so good at that.
- I don't know what my problem is.
- Well, I do.
It's because your wife is leaving you.
And let's be real, I know it's a blow to the ole ego, but your wife was kind of an asshole.
You probably never should have married her in the first place, but you clung on, hoping things would change.
I get it.
- Great pep talk.
- But what you need to do is get your mojo back, you know what I'm saying? Get that swag.
Hey, I got it.
Set up a dating profile.
No, I I'm not ready for that.
Prr! Prr! Prr! Why not? (PHONE VIBRATING) Yo, if that's Cisco, I'll eat my arm.
Hello? Yo, Cisco! What it is! What it do? - (LAUGHING) - 1 p.
m.
? You know, I got you.
(LAUGHING IN DISBELIEF) I may not sound like a pimp, I get that, but I definitely don't sound like a cop, - so - Okay.
Do you want to Do you want to eat the arm now? Do you want to eat it later? - Whatever.
- We'll save it for a snack.
Capital Falls security just called.
- Yeah? - Miciano is in the house! - Yes! - No sign of either Bowen brother, though.
What? No, wait, is he meeting someone else? Well, not unless you count the juice bar attendant.
Apparently he's been talking to her about Ayurveda for the last hour.
Well, that seems very specific.
Maybe that's why you still look so damn good, Miciano.
Okay.
Okay, you know what? Let's just presume that the money exchanged hands.
We still need to figure out where the drugs are coming from.
So, listen, I went through Rick's phone records; any calls he made to businesses or vendors in Buffalo that might be crossing the border.
Anything coming into Toronto today? Mm-hmm.
A shipment, A7387, it's mostly textiles.
B9998 is electronics.
And X76544 is pistachios.
Ugh! Ugh! The most annoying of the nuts.
- What? - Well, they're so finicky! You know they have to be refrigerated, right? It's so sad that the peanuts are so maligned.
I mean, that was a nut's nut! That was a real man's nut! Yeah, okay, could you just not say that again? Wait - Say that again.
- Man's No.
Please, not about your nuts.
About pistachios needing to be refrigerated.
- Yeah, what, you live under a rock? - Okay! Oh, my gosh! Refrigeration units, they are the perfect compartment for concealing drugs.
What's the name of the company? Um Pizan's Pistachios.
Okay, okay, okay, and when did they last deliver to Toronto? We have Tuesday the 4th.
Oh, please, please, please Tuesday the 18th.
- Every second Tuesday.
- Yes! Yes! Here it comes Oh, no, you don't.
You do not mess with the master! Yo.
Visitor.
Thank you.
Randy, hey.
It's good to see you again.
Tiggy.
Tiggy Sullivan.
Rick's ex.
Remember Rick? The guy in jail keeping his mouth shut for being your plug? Jesus, lady, watch it! There are four people who can hear me on this thing.
I want to talk to you about Rick's role in your business.
Mmm.
Well, not much now, is it? Poor old Rick's in the clink.
Oh, I see.
This is shakedown, hmm? Women Always wanting some.
I don't want your money, baby.
I want in.
(SNORTING) Yeah, okay.
See, this is how this works, right? First, you want to work for me.
Then you want to move in, and what do you know, your kids are moving in I know you can't use the nut run anymore.
You need a fresh start.
My trucks transport all over North America.
All kinds of goods.
All time of day.
- I'm completely unpredictable.
- Exactly.
Women be crazy.
Tig, wrong time of the month, you'll shoot up a negotiable situation.
You're not an asset, you're a liability.
So I'll tell you what, why don't you just take that money, go get yourself some gel nails and land yourself a new Rick? - Mm? - (VOICE SCREAMING OVER SPEAKER) What's that? My squad awaits.
Close the door on your way out.
(VOICE SCREAMING OVER SPEAKER) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION) I can't do that much soft.
You got to talk to Randy.
Well, you got something better to do? (THUDDING) I got to go.
Sorry about that.
Stu, right? - That's right.
- (WOMAN GRUNTING) - Let me out, Cisco! - Somebody in there? No, it's my ex-girlfriend.
Man, she's off her lid, - you know how it is.
- (WOMAN): Cisco, let me out! (GRUNTING) Cisco! Get me out of here now! You massive bitch! Yo! - Hey! Hey! What'd I say? - Let me out! - What'd I say? - You asshole! Hey, hey, hey, guys, come on! Take it easy, relax! What's the matter with you? - Take it easy! - (SCREAMING) Come on, man, she's half your size! - What's wrong with you? - Get off me! Okay, okay.
Take it easy, come on.
(GRUNTING) - (CISCO): Hey, Lakyn! - Duff? What are you doing here? - Lakyn, get the - Hey! No! You guys know each other? Are you a cop? (SCREAMING) (ENGINE STARTING) (TIRE SCREECHING) (BOTH PANTING) The room is clean.
He must have had the coke on him.
- What were you doing here? - Sorting things out with my man.
Did you hear him call me his ex? What? I didn't know you were gonna come here today.
You texted me this morning! Yeah, I was in a bad place, okay? But I got over it, and I lost my phone, so I came here to tell him to get out and before I had the chance, Stewd showed up.
It's Stu.
The point is, he knows I've been talking to the cops.
So now you've got to get out there and arrest him for real.
For what, huh? The invisible drugs he didn't sell us? Well, there's got to be something, 'cause now he thinks I'm a rat! Cisco has people everywhere! They have guns.
Like a house full of guns.
Have you ever been to his place in North Ridge? - (SIGHING) - Look, Duff! Duff! If you're not gonna help me, give me Keegan's new number, he will.
'Cause if Cisco finds me I'm dead and you know it.
(SIGHING) What is it you people do to your face - when you start to look old? - What do you mean, "you people?" Women.
- I don't know, like face cream? - No, no, no, the toxic stuff.
- Oh, Botox.
- Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Should I get that? Huh, I don't know.
I've never had it done before.
Come on! You're a middle-class woman in your 40s, you've had Botox.
You know what, this is our truck, plates match.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Please, let's move, let's move.
Alright.
Alright.
- (DRIVER): Can I help you? - GTPD, Guns and Gangs.
We have a warrant here to search your vehicle.
Can you open the back for us, sir? (SIGHING): Sure.
Aren't you worried that we're gonna find your "pistash" in these pistachios? Come on, Wazowski, where's the drugs? - It was a trial balloon.
- I don't follow.
They wanted to see if we were on to him after we arrested Rick Gray, so they set us up.
They did everything the same: same truck, same run, no drugs.
It's very clever.
I guess it's safe to say that Stockwood's got a new route.
Yeah.
We're gonna have to start over.
(KICKS CRATE) Come on, my mom's a cop.
Yeah, all the more reason for you to get up here.
You know, she can get us out of trouble if we have to.
Yeah That's That's not how it works.
She's, like, obsessed with following the rules.
You'll see when you meet her.
Dude, I will never meet your mother.
I am from Stockwood.
She's never gonna let you go out with me! (LAUGHING): What? You just said we were going out.
- No, I didn't.
- You did.
I heard it.
Dude, I said she wouldn't let you.
I mean, that means you want to, though, so Maybe I do.
Yeah? Maybe I do, maybe I do.
What's your mama gonna say about that? Maybe she doesn't get a say.
You show me your love And you take it away (GIGGLING) Where's your can? Hey, so, um What am I getting arrested for again? Mischief.
Destruction of property.
Possession of a of a graffiti tool.
Ha! Jelliot.
Jelliot She's pretty as they come Oh, no Layna! I missed you, sister! Oh! I feel bad I made you turn around.
I know you wanted to get down to Miami.
Yeah.
What was the big emergency? Just this last minute work order for these bathroom fixtures.
Contractor couldn't wait.
Paid well.
Honestly, if we were doing better, I'd hire another driver.
Hell, I'd drive.
But I can't leave the kids.
I thought we were doing okay? We will be.
'Cause I got a plan.
(SNORTING) Oh, yeah? What's that? We're gonna run drugs in from Buffalo to supply the Bowens.
Are you mental? Didn't Rick just go to jail for that? Yeah, which is why there's an opening.
He already connected me to the Buffalo guys.
No way! Okay? I'm not driving drugs across the border! Sissy face.
What's the big deal? You already did it.
Across the border with that? Ken.
He let you through without checking, right? Buffalo pays him to look the other way.
It's called a route.
Come on, hold on! Calm down.
Buffalo is good with this.
We just need to get the Bowens on board.
They don't know about this yet? I've done things a little out of order, but it's fine.
I'm on it! - Jesus, Tiggy.
- Hey! The point is, it's up to me now.
We're in charge of the product, we're in charge of everything.
We get those assholes to do things our way.
No violence, no guns.
We make money, not problems.
Once we're in the clear, we get out of the game.
Hey, boss lady! You're creeping.
Creeping means you want something.
Does it have anything to do with Lakyn Pepper? - Who told you about that? - Mama got eyes in the back of her head.
Yeah, okay, cool.
Um So, I just need to put her in a safe house.
Safe houses are for carded informants only.
If I could card her now if I could, but she's already been exposed as a snitch.
Next time, look before you leap.
Anyway, ROPE squad is already using it.
Boss, she's either in there, or she's hanging from a fence with Cisco's initials carved on her forehead.
You want that? What have I told you about graphic descriptions before I eat? Speaking of which, can you read this extremely tiny, - extremely blurry lettering? - (SIGHING) Yeah, just put it on high for a minute.
Okay, you have exactly one minute to convince me why I need to protect somebody that Keegan was either too lazy - or too selfish to card.
- Okay, fine.
Lakyn is a vulnerable, cooperative member of our community, and and she's in trouble.
Look at this.
She took this picture at Cisco's place.
He's got a ton of weapons in there, okay? I just need to keep her hidden so I can bust them on the guns.
Except that's not your department.
If you want to bust them on guns, go see Guns and Gangs.
Oh, please! Do not make me work with her again.
Oh, I thought this was about Lakyn.
Share the sandbox, go see Wazowski.
Because we do not operate by Keegan's playbook, end of story.
For real, though? (SIGHING) (SIGHING) Oh, look at you guys! I heard your pistachio play went sideways.
I blame that nutcase right there.
Oh, well, the bright side is, I just got a tip about a pile of guns at a stash house at 145, Northridge.
Tenant is a dealer named Cisco.
Cisco? Do you mean Chad Payne? One and the same.
Check this out.
Oh, my God.
So, is this "pecan" your curiosity? - Who owns the house? - I don't know.
Some number company.
Okay, if we can confirm there's guns inside, we need a warrant, and that warrant is gonna give us - all the info that we need.
- Exactly what I'm thinking.
Huh? Great minds! So what do you say? Want to go for a ride? No, no, no, no, no, no.
- She's got paperwork to do.
- Nothing you can't handle, eh, Barry? Ho-ho! Ho! Ha-ha! Oh, I guess I'll "cashew" ladies later.
Yes, it's not bad, but Keep on working on those puns while we're gone, okay? Alright, yeah.
Yeah I'll show you I've got nothing but nuts.
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC) (OVERLAPPING VOICES) - Shh.
- Quiet, Duff.
What do you see? Um Ladies Some gentlemen Ah! Cisco.
Do you see drugs? Do you see guns? No, just a bunch of idiots with iPads.
And drugs I don't see - Aah! - (THUDDING) Did you hear something? (DOG BARKING) (GUNS CLICKING) Yo, Cisco fam.
Must have been raccoons still.
- Those things are everywhere.
- Bam! - Hunt that little bandit.
- Yeah, I hate those.
Alright, get inside.
You took the entire bottle? (DOOR CLOSES) (OVERLAPPING CHATTER) (WHISPERING): There's like half of Stockwood in there.
I told you! - Shh! Shh! - Don't tell me to "shh!" Yes, sir, I understand it's late.
But, Judge Novak, this is really important.
We have a suspect that we are moments a Okay.
Um I understand.
I understand.
Yes, we'll give you a call first thing in the m morning.
Good night.
No, it's past his bedtime.
He's probably strapped into his CPAP for the night.
Um Speaking of which Look, I hate to ask you this, and it's pretty late, but do you mind if I spend the night? Of course.
Yes, oh, my God.
This is gonna be This could be fun.
It will be fun.
It's a ladies night.
- Ladies night, ladies night - You're scary.
Ladies night, ladies night Get in town, gonna get down Ladies Guess Guess what's in my fridge.
I'm gonna tell you what's in there.
A melon that is begging to be wrapped in some prosciutto.
This is gonna be really You should have just Don't even feel Elliot, hi! Just letting you know that Mom has a guest over.
An overnight guest.
Hello? Yeah, I'm just watching a movie and going to bed, okay? Yeah, that's great.
Okay! Night, sweetie.
- Who else is down there with her? - I don't know.
That's got to be another cop or something.
She doesn't really have friends like that, so Oh.
(WHISPERING): I've just got to go to the washroom.
Yeah, go.
She's not gonna come up until she goes to bed.
She's like a robot.
It's just down the hall.
Okay.
Well, it has been a long time since I've had a sleepover! Now, listen, you might not like meat-wrapped fruit, but how about some vegetable-wrapped cheese? So, when were you planning on going to bed? Do you want to play a game? Remember this one? - Oh, my God.
- Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
- Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
- You know, I hate to be rude, 'cause this is your place, but can you get off the couch? Oh Yeah.
I mean Yes.
- Because it's a big day tomorrow.
- Sure, yeah.
I think that once we raid Cisco's stash house, it's gonna lead us straight to the Bowens.
(SIGHING): Yeah.
We'll get Cisco, seize whatever he's got, put a big hole in his op and save Lakyn.
And the rest of them yahoos are going down.
(SAMANTHA): I think that once we raid Cisco's stash house, it's gonna lead us straight to the Bowens.
They're raiding the Bowen's stash house? - Where? When? - Don't know.
Jackie said it's that dump on Northridge.
I guess it's a good thing you didn't partner with those guys.
Are you kidding me? This is exactly what we needed to get them to partner with me.
We'll see if Randy is so quick to turn me down now.
God, I hate you.
(NAZEER): This is very interesting.
And No, it's not.
Can we go get something to eat? That's what DoorDash is for.
You stay here, you stay safe.
Well, I'm bored.
And I don't see the point 'cause this isn't even a safe house.
Only boring people get bored, and yes, it is.
You're a bad liar.
That's a Spanish guitar.
Usually, these places are just four walls and a crap couch.
Just don't don't touch anything.
And stop snooping.
(PLAYING GUITAR NOTES) You stop snooping.
I'm not snooping, I'm I'm appreciating.
What's that? Oh! - Duff's house.
Knew it.
- It's just a picture of her.
It's official police business.
Did the official police designer use to decorate the official police safe house? No.
That's the team she and Keegan coached.
Mad Skills Basketball.
I know because I gave Keegan the idea for the name.
What do you mean? That's my son, Milo.
He was on the team.
Oh, yeah? Where's Milo now? (CLICKS TONGUE) Can I use your phone? I just got to sort something out.
You're not calling Cisco.
He'll have calmed down by now.
I don't wanna fight with him anymore.
It will just take a sec.
I'll apologize for yelling and And what? Get locked in a bathroom again? - Or worse? - You don't get it.
Me and him are like a roller coaster.
It's good, it's bad, it's good But that's love.
You know, I do get it, actually.
When somebody is hurting you, you need to move on.
I don't want to.
If I apologize, he'll be cool.
Lakyn.
He's not gonna be cool.
Okay! Yes, okay! ETF is ready, we're on tech channel 5.
- Did you get the warrant? - Yeah, about that, it seems that Judge Novak is at his cottage.
- Ooh, are you kidding me? - No, am I not.
I'm trying to get him on video chat right now.
- Hello? - Hello? Judge Novak, are you there? I think his screen is frozen.
- Or he's having a stroke.
- Shh.
He can hear you.
Hello? Hello? Hi, ladies.
So, where are the detectives? (LAUGHING) I wasn't sure if this was a meeting or if you two were cam girls.
Are you on mute? Because that was supposed to be a joke.
Okay, I'm a little curious as to what he's talking about, - aren't you, detective? - No, I am not, because we're on such a tight schedule.
We emailed you over a warrant.
If we could just get your sign-off.
Ah, good to know you gals have a sense of humour.
I don't want to get me-tooed over workplace banter here.
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! How do I move this video chat to get into my email? - Oh, just you-you - Oh, my God.
- You minimize it.
- Just swipe.
- No, no, no, minimize it.
- No, just swipe.
- Just listen to what I'm saying.
- Minimize it.
- Swipe.
- No, you have list Minimize it.
- Oh, my! That's great! - God! (LAUGHING) (KELLY): Oh, that's a very interesting perspective, Judge Novak! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You throwing our entire gender under the bus.
Are you kidding me right now? - No, I'm not kidding you right now.
- I was playing a role.
Do you know what that's like? I think you would - because you're an undercover cop - Oh, you're playing a role.
and you wear costumes all the time.
Every time I see you, - you're somebody different.
- Whoa, whoa.
- What? - Whoa.
- Do not call them costumes ever.
- Costumes.
Ever.
Costumes.
- Watch your movement! - It's a funeral procession! (HONKING) - I am so sorry! - Can you move, please? - You have to stop! Don't do that.
- Why aren't they moving? Maybe you can't drive fast if you're sad! That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.
- Who says that? - I don't know.
Speed turns sadness into anger.
Oh, my gosh.
We got us a poetess here.
- Maybe.
Maybe we do.
- Snap-snap! - A real feminist poetess here! - That's right.
Yes, I am.
Right.
Well, maybe not a feminist poetess.
I am a feminist poetess! - I don't buy it.
- I'm a feminist! I'm a feminist! - Really? How did I not know that? - Yes.
- I don't know how.
- You care about women's rights, - Me Too, hashtag Time's Up? - Yes.
- Yes, I do.
- Right.
Are you ever gonna let this judge thing go? No, I'm not.
(POLICE OFFICER): Ready? The house is just past this structure.
What? You guys are sure this is the place? Where the hell did the house go? - Mercedes, baby? - Hey! Wake up.
- What do you want? - A "thank you" for moving your stash house before the cops raided it, like we discussed.
Why did you move the whole thing in the first place? - It's a mobile home.
- I know.
Plus you said it was filled to the rafters with drugs and guns, and questionable DNA.
It is.
I only said that 'cause I wanted you to clean it.
(LAUGHING) Well, I didn't clean it.
I moved it.
And now you don't know where it is.
We pulled all the highway closed-circuit TV footage from the Don Valley, as well as the QEW.
Nothing yet, but on the bright side, we now know who owns the house.
Registered to a Bowen Arrow Holding Company, AKA Randy Bowen.
They probably hauled it away in a flatbed.
There were 8 parallel tire tracks.
How did they even know that we were raiding it? You guys were there yesterday, the house wasn't going anywhere.
Somebody must have warned them.
Where is your girl Lakyn right now? 'Cause obviously she likes to talk.
I don't know.
I'll find her.
I'll find her! But her tip was good.
Whatever was in there was worth carding away, huh? We'll find the house, alright? What? She didn't tell Cisco.
- How do you know? - 'Cause Naz has been sitting on her since we found her at the motel.
What? Where? (SIGHING) - (PHONE RINGING) - (NAZ): Yes? Hey.
Let me talk to Lakyn.
Yeah, sure.
Hey, but later, can we talk about your bath bombs? I did not picture you as a soaker.
Not that I was picturing you in a tub or anything like that.
Okay, stop going through my stuff.
It was in plain view, come on.
Lakyn? Lakyn? - Oh, no! - Naz, what? - Where is she? - I was in the can for 2 minutes, I don't know! I should have known she'd pull one over on you! - What if Cisco finds her? - She's probably looking for him! She didn't have a phone, so I don't know how she would have Did you unplug the landline? I'm sorry, landline? - Who has a landline anymore? - I do.
- I have a landline.
- Oh, I do.
I also have a landline.
I mean, what if the power goes out? What if the grid goes down? All these people trying to make phone calls with their wrist are gonna move at my house to make a phone call with my good old-fashioned Ma Bell.
Like Cisco talking into his headphones and all the tech.
Wait a minute.
That's it.
That's it.
His phone location is turned off, but those headphones have GPS.
We track those, we find Cisco and Lakyn, and maybe the stash house.
Let's go! Why do you think this is a good idea? 'Cause I don't do favours for free.
We'll wipe everything down before we leave.
Disgusting! I lost my virginity in here.
- What a dirt-bag! - Oh! Lay! Ha-ha-ha! Jackpot! Oh, my God! Leave the guns.
But they'll be worth money.
I don't want them, alright? I've got kids in the house.
Plus, if the cops do find this stash, it will get Randy put away for a good long while.
- (TIRES SCREECHING) - Get down! (CISCO): I told you, we got Paulie to follow Tiggy! Who the hell are all these women? You don't get to keep lying to me! Who is Paulie and why Paulie! Paulie, my cousin! My cousin, he's helping us clear the house! What, you think I'm stupid or something, huh? I never should have called you.
You want to call the cops again? Yeah, why don't you call the cops again - and see what happens? - Yeah, maybe I will.
Lakyn! Lakyn! (KELLY): Yes, someone met Cisco for the buy.
He had a ton of gadgets on him.
Smartwatch, earbuds.
I mean, the guy was like half robot, half idiot.
Yeah, and entirely missing, so And you want me to crack his Find My app to find out where his devices are at? Well, I figured you techies in fraud squad have to be good for something.
I can try to figure out where he is.
But how is that gonna help you find his stash house if he's not there? Well, I saw some iPads in there.
Can you track those? I mean, how many iPads do you need - to leave the house with? - Any criminal with half a brain is gonna turn off his location, so I don't know.
It's a good thing he's a half idiot.
Okay.
- What's his date of birth? - 10-22-91.
You smell so good! Amazing.
I don't know why I'm doing you this favour when you haven't returned my text in two days.
What are you talking about? I've been busy.
Plus, I'm not trying to get into this battle of communication with you all the time.
It's not what we're doing.
There's nothing wrong with simple manners, Kell.
Can you keep your voice down? (WHISPERING): Well, I think I left my charger at your place.
I just wanted to know if you'd seen it.
Oh, my God! Hi.
Just I'm sorry, It's just that this is right in front of me.
Is this none of my business? I don't know what you're talking about.
I do.
Hi, I'm Sam.
Really nice to meet you.
You must be Nana.
(TRAIN WHISTLING) Thought you might get some funny ideas after our last little tit-a-tat.
It's tête-à -tête, dumbass.
You're the dumbass, Tig, thinking you can steal from us.
Did you really think Cisco and I wouldn't find you? We know people! You're an idiot.
See? Who needs guns? (SIRENS BLARING) Just like few guns, no drugs.
No Cisco, no Lakyn.
I mean, why would they go through the trouble of moving a whole house if there's barely anything inside? Maybe Randy Bowen got here before we did and cleaned it out.
I found his wallet in a ditch.
Oh, great, just what I always wanted: Randy Bowen's bonus rewards card.
You think you could transfer them onto mine? Get something out of today.
Yeah, get yourself something frilly, Wazowski! (CISCO): Lakyn! Baby, I'm sorry! - Lakyn, open the door! - (METAL DOOR CLANKING) Crazy bitch! Lakyn! - Police! Hands up! - Come out nice and slow! Put your hands on your head! I said, put your hands on your head! - I knew you were a cop.
- Where the hell is Lakyn? I don't know.
That crazy bitch chased me in there, - she head-butted - I'm not a bitch! Yeah, you are.
You're a crazy bitch.
You can't even shoot me.
- That's a bitch move.
- Easy, easy! Hey, hey, hey! Put it down, Lakyn.
Lakyn, put it down.
- Put it down, Lakyn.
- You're a crazy bitch.
You're crazy, Lakyn.
We're done.
She did that to herself.
- We're done.
- Oh, yeah, you're done.
That's the last time you ever touched me, asshole.
It's okay.
It's alright, it's okay.
- (LAKYN CRYING) - Clear.
I got her.
(CISCO): Yo, I dropped my earbuds, man.
Those things are expensive.
(SAM): Yeah, they cost you your freedom.
Mmm! I did not realize how hungry I was.
It's good, right? - Mm-hmm! - Yeah.
Hey, Duff, um I'm really sorry about everything that happened.
- Water under the bridge.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
You're the best.
You take care of yourself, alright? Say "hi" to that kid of yours for me.
Bye, Stooge.
(KELLY): Hey, can I talk to you for a minute? - (KEEGAN): Yeah.
- Bye.
Don't worry, I'm gonna take her right up - to her mother's front door.
- Yeah, before why didn't you card her? Can't you see her? She couldn't handle that.
Any old cop just calling her up and asking her for stuff? - So now I'm any old cop? - Hey, don't put that on me.
You shouldn't have used her.
(SIGHING) Look, I shouldn't have used her either, alright? I'll call you later.
I wanna hear all about today.
How long have you and me been trying to catch these guys for? - Oof Feels like forever.
- Right? You, don't get too comfy with this, you're just a temp.
(LAUGHING) Get off my car! (KELLY SIGHING) - You okay? - Me? I'm fine.
You're the one who was going through my drawers and wallowing in self-pity.
Well, I took your advice.
Got on this dating app over here and, uh it's not going well.
I'm just gonna close my eyes and keep swiping right.
I don't know, is that how it works or ? Nuh-uh.
Keep your eyes open.
Something's been bothering me.
If Lakyn didn't tell Cisco or Randy that we were coming for their stash, who did? Your guess is as good as mine.
- (SIGHING): He's still out.
- Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, did I kill him? - I think I killed him.
- Calm down.
Would you quit flapping your gums for a minute so I can think, okay? Okay, it was him or us.
Okay? - We didn't have a choice.
- Yeah.
- Do we untie him or - What? No! We can't just keep him tied up forever.
What are we gonna do with him, Tig? Whatever we have to.
(KEYS JINGLING) Mm.
You show me your love and you take it away I've always been one for the push and the change But I've never been one for the taking of pain No, no, no - - She's pretty as they come Oh, no You make it far too easy for me Baby, do you see what I've become Thank you so much for dinner.
Also you cleaned the house.
- What, is it Mother's Day? - No.
- I'm just in a good mood.
- Well, thank you so much.
And, darling, you could fall asleep with me This is my situation Let me see how far you need to go - - Let me hold you closer 'Cause I'm hating getting older And before I have to go Just know I'll become the one you used to know She's pretty as they come - - Oh, no And do you see what I've become Oh, no, no, no