Psych Webisodes (2006) s01e03 Episode Script

Psych Webisode
"Psychmobile"
I'm not doing it, Shawn.
- Come on.
- No, I'm not naming my car.
- Why not?
- For one, my car already has a name.
- It's called company car.
- Dude.
All the cool detective teams
had cool cars.
The red Torino, the white Stripe,
the black Daytona Spider, the Testarossa.
Shawn, I have a blue Subcompact
with a sample case in the trunk.
Precisely, which is why we have to give it
a cool name, so at least it sounds cool.
Look, you named all your other cars,
what's the problem here?
Remember the Toyota?
- The Rock'Corolla.
- Yes!
- And what about the Buick?
- All right, yeah.
- Street Regal.
- Don't forget the Vet.
Oh, yeah. That was the Chevet.
- I did shorten it.
- Yeah, you did.
But that's what I'm talking about.
See? Those are cool names.
- We are cool guys.
- Well, yeah.
Detectives.
So, come on.
Let's think about this.
- I got it.
- What?
The Psychmobile.
Right. That's original.
Dude, it's classic.
Classicly lame.
What about
Oh, I got it.
Good Vibrations.
I'm sorry. It sounded like you just said,
"Good Vibrations".
I did.
Can you imagine sliding
across the hood of the Good Vibrations?
Okay.
How about the Blue Shadow?
To the Blue Shadow!
Oh, I got it. I got it. Right, yes. Yeah.
- Psychmobile.
- What about
- Psychmobile.
- How about
- Psychmobile. What?
- Shawn.
How about
Psychmobile.
Good. So, now the question is,
will your company let us paint a stripe
along the side?
Racing style.
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