Puppy Dog Pals (2017) s01e03 Episode Script

(theme music playing)
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Bingo and Rolly,
couple of puppies
-They bark
and chase at you
-Both: Bark! Bark!
And there's a guy named Bob
who makes up inventions
A couple puppies can use
-But when Bob's away
-See you later, pups!
The pups
will play-ay-ay
On a mission
'round the world
Tryin' to save the day
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
(record scratching)
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Pup pup pup
Puppy Dog Pals
Both:
Bark! Bark! Bark!
(barking)
(Bingo/Rolly speak)
Ah. I've been hoping
it would rain,
so I could try out
these pet-perfect
rain hats I invented!
The pyramid shape
works great.
The rain goes "swoosh"
right off all four sides.
(barking)
What do you think
of yours, Hissy?
(meows complainingly)
I'm guessing
that meow means,
"Dry me off."
That meow did mean,
"Dry me off."
(dramatic music playing on TV)
(barks)
(howls)
(barks)
Both:
Yay!
Now that I've fixed the bridge,
the dog show can go on
as planned,
bringing furriness, cuteness,
and bark-bark-barks to all.
Remember, Captain Dog
is always just a bone-call away
Arf, arf and away!
We interrupt
this program to bring you
some important news.
Ooh, this sounds important.
The Great Pyramids of Egypt
have mysteriously disappeared!
-Oh, no!
-The pyramids, shown here
before they disappeared,
were admired for being old,
triangular and pointy.
But now they can't be admired
at all because, they're gone!
How could giant pyramids
have just disappeared?
No one has any idea
how the pyramids
disappeared.
But until they are found,
the entire world will continue
to wonder,
"Hey, where'd those things go?"
This is terrible!
I've always wanted to see
those pyramids up close,
but now they're not
even there to see!
-(whimpers)
-Ah. Try to stay dry today.
I'll see you when I get home
from work. (sighs)
Rolly, did you see
how sad Bob was
about those pyramids
being missing?
Yeah. It was like
an upside-down smile
landed right on his face.
Well, we're gonna make sure
an upside-up smile
lands there instead.
Hissy, Rolly and I
are going on a mission
to find the pyramids for Bob.
-Wanna come?
-Uh, no thanks.
I really just wanna sit here
in this warm house and stay dry.
(thunder rumbles)
On second thought,
what's the weather like
in Egypt?
Welcome to sunny and dry Egypt,
home of the pyramids!
I mean, home where
the pyramids used to be!
I guess we'll have
to change that on all
the posters and brochures.
You can see here the kinds
of drawings that ancient
Egyptians drew
inside the pyramids
and on the walls
in the underground passages.
Those ancient Egyptians
knew how to treat a kitty right.
And in some
of those underground passages,
you might find a mummy
like this one!
Looks like the guy
has ouchies all over
his body.
Like when Bob wrapped my foot
after I stepped on that bee.
Except you kept going
(growling) tryin' to pull
the bandage off!
Oh, yeah? Well, I--
I-- (grunting) Whoa!
So where do you think
we should start our mission?
Maybe we should go
to where the pyramids
disappeared from.
Might find some clues there
about where they disappeared to.
Is this the bus that takes us
where the pyramids used to be?
Yes, it is.
All aboard!
I'm gonna wanna sing,
"The wheels on the bus
go 'round and 'round"
-on the way.
-Because they do
go 'round and 'round!
You comin' with us, Hissy?
Nah, you can go on
without me
while I'm napping here
without you.
Catch you later, kitty cat!
(wheels screeching)
(yawns, sighs)
This beats sitting
on a rainy windowsill any day.
(sighs)
Boy (sing-songy):
We get to ride a camel!
Whee-hee!
Please don't make
any loud noises,
as these animals
are easily spooked,
and keep your arms and legs
on top of your camel
at all times,
'cause away we go!
(camels bellowing)
"The Great Sphinx is a marvel
to behold. Some say
this giant statue
was built to stand guard
over the pyramids.
Well, she didn't
do a very good job.
They're nowhere in sight.
-(camel bellows)
-Oh, look! A camel!
Here, camel, camel, camel!
Esther would love
one of those scarves.
Rolly:
Looks like this big doggie's
nose fell off.
Maybe it fell in the sand.
You wanna dig down
and get it?
(grunting)
I was gonna say,
"See if we can find the nose,"
but I guess all I needed to say
was, "You wanna dig?"
That's all you ever
have to say.
Sure is, windy here. (grunts)
-Whoa! Ooh!
-(clatters)
Esther!
Esther!
Hey, look what I found!
It's a secret stairway!
Maybe the pyramids
are hidden down there!
Wanna run down and see--
I guess all I needed to say
was, "You wanna run?"
Where are you, Esther?
Whoa!
Ooh!
On your left you can
see sand, and on your right,
more sand.
-(pops)
-(camel bellows)
-Hissy: Huh?
-(grumbling)
I'm on a camel,
in the middle of the desert.
Wait! What? What am I doing
on a camel in the middle
of the desert?
-(yowling)
-(bellowing)
Help!
Runaway camel! Help!
Look at these cool drawings
all over the walls.
I wonder if this is what
they watched instead of TV
before there was TV.
Looks like a pretty good show.
Rolly! Check out my shadow!
I'm a horse! (laughs)
Look at this one!
(mumbling)
I'm an elephant
playing trumpet!
-Esther! Mm!
-(laughing)
That's a good one, Bingo.
You're a mummy!
Who's a what?
-Rolly, that's not me!
-Well, it's not me, either!
Esther!
Both:
It's a mummy!
Esther!
How fast can mummies run?
I don't know, but I hope dogs
can run faster!
Whoooa! Whoa!
(dogs panting)
This way!
Maybe that mummy is looking
for the pyramids, too.
Not if we find them first!
-Both:
Oooh!
-(screeching noise)
There's nowhere to go!
Mmm, mmm! Esther!
What are we gonna do?
There's only one thing
we can do!
Dig, Rolly!
Dig like we've never
dug before!
So it's a good thing
we have dug before!
Both:
One, two, three, dig ♪
Dig, diggin'
in the desert sand ♪
There's a mummy on our tail
And we gotta lose him ♪
Dig, diggin'
everywhere we can ♪
Got claws on our paws
and we better use 'em ♪
-Diggin' up ♪
-Diggin' down ♪
Rolly:
Digging circles underground ♪
Throwing sand everywhere ♪
Oh, I'm a dizzy pup
Which way's up ♪
I don't know, buddy
But I dig it here, woo ♪
Both:
Dig, diggin'
in the desert sand ♪
Keep shovelin' a tunnel
till we're out of trouble ♪
Dig! Dog! Dog! Dig!
-Dig ♪
-We made it!
Yeah, no mummy with ouchies
all over his body is ever
gonna catch us!
But we still haven't
found the missing pyramids
that Bob wants to see someday,
and-- Look out!
Get me off this thing!
-Hissy?
-All I wanted
was a nice, warm nap!
We'll save you, Hissy!
Hang on!
Follow me!
Ohh-- Ooh! Huh?
Hm. Perfect color.
Now I wonder if they
take credit cards?
-Made it!
-Okay! Now that we're up here,
we need to slide down
this sand till we can get
in front of the camel
and save Hissy!
You mean we came all the way
up this mountain just so we
could slide down it?
-Yep!
-This is gonna be so much fun!
What are we gonna
slide down on?
Nothing but our bottoms.
Hey, I got one of those!
-Whoo-hoooo!
-Bottoms away!
Both:
Ooh!
Stop! In the name of the dog!
(bleats)
(meows)
Ooh!
Hello? Cat stuck
in the sand here!
How was your nap?
(spitting)
Sandy.
I'm just glad
you're okay.
It's a good thing
I brought my bottom
with me to help out.
Not sure what that means.
But thanks!
Rolly! You can stop digging.
-We already dug Hissy out.
-Yeah, but there's something
else down here to dig out, too.
Something giant and pointy.
Rolly! You found a pyramid!
I did?
It's the right shape,
just like those hats
Bob made for us,
but bigger,
and in Egypt!
They were here all the time?
Yeah! Buried in the sand!
It'll take us forever
to dig out the rest of 'em.
Rolly:
All done!
Look at me, Bingo!
Look what Rolly found, Hissy!
Hissy?
(spitting)
I should've just stayed
at home.
Experts and tourists
were thrilled with the news
that the Pyramids of Egypt
were found earlier today.
The triangle-y things
were discovered
in the exact spot
they had always been in.
They were just buried
after a sandstorm
and no one was smart enough
to dig in the same place
they already were.
Except my brother
was smart enough.
Ohh, this is fantastic!
Now I'll be able
to go to Egypt someday
and see the pyramids!
Maybe I'll even take you
with me!
I bet Hissy would love
to come along, too!
(thunder rumbles)
Ugh, as long as I don't
have to ride there on a camel.
(laughing)
Bob:
Boy, am I late.
Look at him
go one way,
and then look at him
go the other!
I've never looked at him
go so fast!
I need that, to put this one
right under here, oh!
Go, Bob, go!
I'm almost
ready for work!
I got my bag.
Got my lunch.
Got the new doggy
squeaker toy I designed.
(squeaking)
(laughs)
That's a sound that always
makes me happy.
(gasps)
Oh. I almost forgot!
Tomorrow's Mother's Day,
and if I don't mail this card
today, my mom
won't get it in time.
Oh, Mom's gonna
be so happy when she sees
this envelope in her mailbox!
Orange is her favorite color
and her favorite fruit!
-(dogs panting)
-Here's the envelope
and here's the stamp.
Just gotta stick this stamp on
so the card gets to where
it needs to go,
then write my mom's name
and off I go!
Can't go, don't
have my keys.
Have fun doing
whatever you do
when I'm not here!
That was fun, watching Bob
get ready to leave.
I can't wait until
we get to watch him
come home.
(robotic voice)
Oh, no.
What's wrong, Arf?
Arf sees something
Bob dropped on the floor.
It's orange, but it's not
an orange.
It's the card in the envelope
for Bob's orange-loving mom!
Oh, no! Bob must've
dropped it on his way
out the door!
He was moving so fast,
all pe-yoo pe-yoo
pe-yoo pe-yoo pe-yoo!
He didn't even see
where it went!
Look how happy
Bob's mom is.
If she doesn't
get that card in time,
Bob'll have to put a sad picture
of her up there, instead.
And Arf will be sad, too.
Boo-hoo. Boo-hoo.
No. No one is going to be sad,
because Rolly and I are going
to deliver that card ourselves.
Arf would be happy
if you did that.
Also, Arf's face
would be dryer.
Come on, Rolly.
We're going on
a Mother's Day mission.
Arf is done crying.
But Arf's nose is still
a little runny.
Blow.
-(electronic sound)
-Thanks.
Let's go ♪
(laughing)
On your bark, get ready
Got a lot to do
It's gonna
be an awesome adventure
We're super-duper
extra overly excited
To be goin' on a mission
Goin' on a mission
Five, four, three, two, one
(laughing)
You think you can keep an eye
on this card while we do
our mission?
Sure can!
Oh, no, I already lost it!
-It's on your back!
-I don't see it!
It's right there!
Let's go!
-Okay, but who has the card?
-You do!
Oh, right.
Let's go ♪
Both:
Yeaaaah! Ruff! Ruff!
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're goin' on a mission
Goin' on a mission
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
We're goin' on a mission
Goin' on a mission
(laughing)
How are we gonna
deliver this card
when we don't even know
where Bob's mom lives?
But we do know where she lives.
Bob stuck a flag stamp
on here. Which obviously means
that Bob's mom lives someplace
with a big flag in front.
Is that what the stamp means?
What else could it mean?
So all we have to do
is find a place with a flag
in front of it,
and Bob's mom
will live right there!
Flagless, flag-free
Rolly, look!
(horn honking sound)
There's a flag,
just like the one
Bob put on the envelope!
Then let's deliver the card
and make this the happiest
Mother's Day ever!
Whoa! Bob's mom's car
is shiny!
and you and I look good!
Why, hello, there.
My name's Dallie.
What's yours?
I'm Bingo.
And this is Rolly.
We're looking for Bob's mom.
Sorry, there's no one
named "Bob's mom" here.
This is a fire station.
-Let's roll out, fellas!
-Roll out, everybody!
And it looks like
it's time to go!
Fireman:
Let's move it! Move it!
Hey, you wanna ride with us?
Can we look for a place
with a flag in front of it
while we do?
Sure! Come on!
We get to be firedogs,
Bingo, we get
to be firedogs!
-(engine starts)
-Ah-roo!
Ooh! Ooh!
Roo-roo-roo-roo-roo-roo!
Rolly! The siren
isn't even on!
Doesn't mean mine can't be!
-That's true!
-Ah-roooo!
Fire truck time,
better hop on board
And make your siren sound ♪
Ah-roooo ♪
Fire truck time,
hup-hurry up
Gotta tell everybody in town ♪
Ah-rooo ♪
Tell 'em fire truck's coming
Everybody howl ♪
Ah-ah-ah-rooo ♪
Turn on your siren
Sound it out loud ♪
Ah-rooo ♪
Ah-rooo ♪
-Fire truck time
Gotta make your siren sound ♪
-Ah-ah-ah-rooo ♪
Why are we stopping
at a restaurant?
Is this where the fire is?
We weren't goin' to a fire.
We were goin' to lunch!
This place has two-for-one
corn dogs!
(licking lips)
Okay, we're still looking
for a place with a flag.
Do you see one?
No, but I do see
Cupcake and Rufus.
Aw, man.
Why are they practically
everywhere we go?
Well, if it isn't Bingo
and Rolly.
Actually it is, so, ha!
That thing under your collar
looks like it might be special.
Maybe Rufus should
hold it for you.
No. That's for Bob's mom.
We're taking it somewhere
with a big flag in front,
so she can have
a happy Mother's Day.
And where do you think
you're gonna find some place
with a big flag in front
around here?
Oh. There's one.
Thanks for the help, Cupcake.
Come on, Rolly!
(grumbling)
How come Bob's mom
has school desks,
and schoolbooks,
and school art projects
all over the walls?
Because I don't think
this is Bob's mom's house.
I think it's a school!
-(school bell rings)
Kids:
Recess!
Rolly, if those kids see us,
they're gonna wanna
play with us.
Well, can you blame 'em?
We're kind of adorable.
But we don't have time
to play.
So we'd better get out of here
before these kids see--
Kids:
Puppies!
Run!
Let's tickle them!
Sticky hands! Sticky hands!
(children
all talking at once)
Whooooa!
Come on, Rolly!
We can get away!
Well, you already have,
but I'm not so sure
about me!
Faster, Rolly, come on!
(panting)
Oh, why did I have
to be born so cute
that every kid in the world
wants to play with me?
Jump! You can make it! Jump!
(grunts)
I've got you!
(grunting)
I'm in!
-Ah-rooo!
-Rolly, we're not
on a fire truck.
We're in a bucket.
Doesn't mean we can't
pretend we're on a fire truck.
-That's true.
-Both:
Ah-rooooo!
Are we still looking
for a flag?
-Yeah!
-Cool! I think
I see one!
Right on top of that pole
we're about to run into.
(screaming)
(screaming)
(screaming)
Ooh, I think we're okay.
Yeah. Now let's go
inside this place,
and find Bob's mom.
And when we do,
you can give this right to her.
Special delivery!
Well, this is a strange place
for Bob's mom to live.
I don't think she lives here.
I think this is the place
where they figure out
where envelopes go
by reading what's written
on 'em.
-Rolly, wait!
-Huh?
-I'm waiting.
-Maybe it's not the flag
on the envelope
that says where it goes,
maybe it's the writing!
So if we had the envelope,
we could read where it goes?
What do you mean,
"If we had it"?
I kinda accidentally
dropped it when you yelled,
"Rolly, wait!"
Rolly!
We'll never find that card
in here.
Yeah, it's, just gone.
Wait, there it is!
Follow that card!
There it is! Over there!
Where? I don't see it!
-There! There!
-Where there?
Both:
There it is!
We've got it, Rolly!
Oh, come on!
(both grunting)
-That card is in here somewhere!
We just have to find it!
-(doors slams shut)
Uh, what just happened?
I think they closed us
into the back of this truck.
I didn't even know
we were in the back
of a truck.
I don't know where we're going,
but we better find that card
for Bob's mom
before we get there.
Ooh, a pet store catalog.
Ooh, a dog food catalog!
Ooh, a fire hydrant catalog!
Rolly, none of that
is what we're looking for.
I know, I'm just figuring out
what I should ask for
for my birthday.
I found it!
Great job, Rolly!
Now we just need to wait
for the truck to stop
so we can--
Both:
Whoooa!
(door opening)
-Where are we?
-I don't know.
Maybe we should ask
Bob's mom.
Rolly! We found her!
And she looks as happy
as she does in the picture
at Bob's house.
But our mission
is to get this card
into her mailbox
and make her extra-super-happy.
So here's what we're gonna do.
We'll crawl on our bellies
to that bush,
then climb up the fence
like it's a tree,
then we'll tightrope
across the clothesline,
do a somersault,
bite the end of the rope
and swing through the air,
landing on top
of the mailbox,
which is when you'll
open the door with your teeth,
and I'll drop in the letter.
Or
I did it!
I completed
our mission!
My way would've worked, too!
And then we rode
on a fire engine,
and then we rode
in a bucket,
and then we rode in a truck!
What'd you do
while we were
delivering the mail, Hissy?
Mostly, I wiped
Arf's runny noise.
-(electronic sound)
-Which just wouldn't
stop running.
Thanks.
(rattling ringing tone)
Hello?
Oh! Hi, Mom!
You got the Mother's Day card?
Oh, that's great!
Teeth marks on the envelope?
Well, I don't know
how that happened.
Sure, you wanna talk to them?
Mom asked if she could speak
with the little puppy wuppies.
(dogs barking)
Hi, Bob's mom!
Did you like the card?
We were the ones
who delivered it to you!
(dogs barking)
(laughing)
Aren't they funny?
They just go,
"Ruff, ruff,"
but sometimes it's like
they're actually talking.
(dogs barking)
Happy Mother's Day, Mom.
(theme music playing)
Bark! Bark! Bark! ♪
Both: Bark! Bark! Bark! ♪
(record scratching)
Both: Bark! ♪
Bark! Bark! Bark!♪