Related (2005) s01e03 Episode Script

Previously on Related - Are we over ? - Maybe - Ann, baby "maybe" might be - No, Gennie you had to be there, ok ? It was a big deep meaningful "It's so over maybe" - You and Danny are breaking up ? - No.
But yes Didn't you work at the library last year ? Yeah.
She was the shushuer.
Who's that ? - The guy with the - I know who you're talking about his name is Alex Brody and the best thing you can do right now is avert your eyes.
I never said you were shallow.
Oh right, you said my job was shallow.
She did not say your job was shallow, she said your job was inconsequential.
It's not even a business meeting.
It's a date.
And, you know what ? What the hell, while we're being honest it's not even so much a date.
It's just a couple of drinks followed by 30 to hopefully 45 minutes of just tremendously acrobatic sex ! How do you like your pancakes ? Ann Sorelli, please.
Yeah ok, okay Darlin' Why do you do that in here ? To annoy you, my love.
That's working, great job.
Yeah Oh I did ? I just missed her.
Oh, that's a bummer ! Yeah, no no that's ok, I'm not a patient.
Yeah.
No ! No really I'm fine, I'm Ann's sister.
Why would I make that up ? Apparently, making up pretend sister's a common cry for help.
I don't know where she is and I'm nervous she's not at work, she's not on her cell.
What's the big deal darling ? You left 5,000 messages, she's gonna call back at one point.
I thought we're gonna go watch a movie.
I know, I know, but I'm just I've got this feeling, you know, this sister feeling, that somewhere she's out there and she's sad.
I'm just worried about her.
Hello.
Marjee, yeah Okay, she's with you.
Yes.
Yes, I will be right there.
I knew it ! She's with Marjee at a bar, she's in bad shape.
- I got to go.
- That was a bit freaky wasn't it ? A bit psychic.
What d'you think I'm gonna die of ? Flossing in the living room.
we left behind to one another for the way we were.
- How long ? - Two hours.
Oh yes I've heard Yesterday, All by Myself, Fire and Rain, oh and Who let the dogs out and that one was surprisingly grim.
What's too painful to remember We simply choose to forget - Okay she's all yours.
- What do you mean ? I mean that her shoes are right here, ans here's her tab and I'm out of here.
- Well you're not leaving ! Ginnie I can't take this anymore, okay ? She's so depressing.
I've had three Cosmos, nothing ! What ? You can't just bail on her.
You know that I suck at this, I'm no good at balls break-up counseling and it's not like I didn't try.
Okay, she said she was feeling down, I took her out to got her drunk, which was obviously a huge mistake, and not just for her but for every patron in here.
So basically you made matters worse and now I have to pick up the pieces.
Yes, thank you.
- That was good.
- Okay, here she comes, good luck.
You're gonna need it.
How're you doin' honey ? - Not so good.
- Oookay.
I'm sorry.
- Was Marjee scared of me ? - Yeah, a little bit.
I'm a little scared of me too.
Oh well, I think it's time we get you home.
- I hate going home.
- I know, I know we're gonna pay the tab, and then how about I tuck you in.
Will you sing to me ? I will sing to you as long as you don't sing with me.
- Oh you're welcome.
- She's going through a breakup.
Related 1x03 : Cry Me A Sister I hate you, I love you You know too much about me I have to just kill you But then who'd tell me how to live ? Don't tell me how to live Just tell me I'm alright Just shut up Why do I ask you anyway The Veronicas, Related Theme Song Big thanks to Sulina, Bouliii and Lama for the corrections !!! Good morning.
Oh god, I feel like a family of gerbilles unscrewed the top of my head and took a crap at me.
- I'm not drinking these days.
- Yeah, I don't care.
- I'm doing this 14 days juice fast.
- Don't care I feel great.
A little too much time on the party but no pain, no gain, right ? I need coffee ! You might want this.
What ? Cathy is that more something about Colonics ? New-York magazine Picture of Marjee Sorelli.
Oh this is from that sick kid thing that we did last month, right ? British singer Seal samples the raw bar with unidentified reveler.
- That's me.
- Yeah.
Unidentified reveler.
And you know whose hand that is on my ass trying to push me other way ? - Heidi Klum ! - No ? - Well if it isn't unidentified reveler.
- In the flesh ! All the graphs in a minute, coffee first.
- I just started it.
- Oh bless you and your children until the end of time ! Good, alright.
Stop, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down.
Once again some of you are doing terrific work and some of you just continue to mystify me with your presence.
Ok, for tomorrow I want a real life monologue.
You go somewhere and you observe a real person.
A real person, if you make it up, I will know.
All right ? Okay that's enough wisdom for today, go ! Goodbye, leave.
Leave ! Hey you wanna go to, like Washington Square, Coffee Border and Eavesdrop ? I'm gonna make it up.
Kasnov said he'd know.
Kasnov can suck it.
- Hey Rose.
- Hey Alex.
I really liked what you did.
I mean, how you did it, not the scene that you picked but the scene that you picked was good, you know, to do.
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
You're welcome.
You used to be Pre-med, huh ? Yeah I transferred.
- And you're from Brooklyn, right ? - Uhuh, Bay Ridge.
Where are you from ? Oh, I'm not prepared to tell you that.
Flash ? Hey, Flash, did you tell Alex I was from Brooklyn ? - No.
Are you sure, 'cause he knew I was from Brooklyn ? I don't know you're from Brooklyn.
I told you I was from Brooklyn.
Okay, don't take this the wrong way but I kinda zone out when you talk.
Flash, slow down, I need to ask you a question.
You're a tenacious little thing, aren't you ? - Do you think Alex is messing with me ? - Obviously Alex is messing with you.
Yeah Look, you wanna know if he's messing with you because he likes you or because he's a dick, right ? Yeah.
Why do you care ? What do you mean ? Are you into him ? I don't know.
If you're not into him, what does it matter ? - Can you ask him ? - What ? You know, sort of like just bring it up, you know ? You want me to ask him if he likes you ? Yeah.
- Okay.
- You will ? I'll pass him a note in home room.
Why do you have to make fun of me ? I don't have to make fun of you, I choose to make fun of you.
Hello ! Good morning.
Ann Sweetie did you sleep in here ? I don't wanna sleep on that bed anymore.
Oh honey, this is not good.
Come on, gonna get you up ! How about we don't ? Come on, look I got muffins.
Oh yeah, well I already had breakfast.
Life savers aren't good.
Ann, come on, you have to get up.
- No I don't.
- Yes you do.
Oh boy, you are lousy at this.
You don't just bully a depressed person out of bed.
You have to be kind, and patient and remind them that they're still have responsabilities and people who rely on them.
Ann ? Look, I understand you're going through a difficult time but you still have responsabilities and people who rely on you.
Could you at least change a word or two ? You know what, fine.
Stay on the couch.
Oh reverse psychology, yeah.
Good second tac.
Ann Look, I know this is lousy but honey you have to move on.
You are beautiful and you are smart and you'll meet someone else.
This isn't just someone I broke up with, Ginnie.
- I know.
- We had names for our children.
Really ? Yeah we had these stupid silly names like a boy was gonna be Refrigerator and a girl was gonna be Helicopter.
And then one day, out of the blue, he says "I like Ethan and Lilly" And I said : "So do I.
" - Wow.
- Yeah, so that's the end of all of that.
It's not just the 6 years that we had, it's the 6 years that I don't get.
- I'm sorry, you know.
- I know.
Well, how did you leave things ? We were fighting and then we talked, you know we talked about how bad it had gotten, and how good it used to be and then somehow in the middle of all of that, we slept together.
- You what ? - Yeah and then in the morning he was gone.
- Well you know that could mean that it's not - It is.
Look I don't wanna do this anymore.
This is the first time we got something in New-York right ? - Very good picture of you too.
- I know, but Am I like sort of falling out of my shirt, right ? - Oh yeah but in a nice way.
- In a nice way, thank you I though that too Steps on stairs Oh, her highness descends.
That's right we're downstairs, Yeah, Sherman was upstairs and now she's downstairs.
Yes, does she wants some downstairs water ? - Okay what's up ? - Might wanna see this ? Oh why ? It's our party, in the magazine.
Yeah, how does anyone know that this is our party, uh ? How does it help "Trish Houghton Events" if people don't know it's a "Trish Houghton Event" ? - There's all the stuff about the sick kids.
- She got you a little publicity Trish.
No, what she got is a picture of herself fallin out of a shirt in a magazine.
That's what she got.
I thought I was doing my job.
No, no, actually there's a big difference between Party planning, which is a job and partying, which is not.
Yeah Can we move on now ? Yes.
- Please do ! - Yes ! We have Alan Thornton and his wife for a tasting tomorrow for their spring collection reception.
- Oh great.
- He keeps kosher.
- Alan Thornton is Jewish ? So no shellfish, no pork, no mixing milk with meat.
No raspberries, he doesn't like salontro, he doesn't like hors-d'oeuvres on sticks.
- He doesn't like any - Stop saying things - We do have a design to show him, right ? - Oh yeah.
I had a little trouble fitting everything you wanted into the space but - But you did it and that's what counts, what else ? Cathy's got some fascinating information on Colonics.
They are terrific ! Well let's plan some parties people, shall we ? Who wants to go for a walk, uh ? Who needs to go make a boom-boom, uh ? Who needs it ? Do my lips look lumpy ? Oh they do ! Now let me tell you something, dear, and promise me.
These are words you'll live by ! Never get collagen injections in Belize.
Well, that was unpleasant, which was clearly your intention and you achieved it, so any, come down.
All right, who will be the next person to favor us with a real-life character ? Go ahead, go ! Shhht, quiet, come on, quiet ! This piece is called "My Roommate's diary".
Monday : Today I got my tongue pierced.
It was really scary, but I feel like such a grown-up.
I can't believe what the woman next to me was getting pierced ! Man, it's gonna hurts when shes pees ! Tuesday : I think it's infected.
I can't believe I pierced my tongue.
I feel like such an impostor.
All the other kids around me are so authentic ! And when they look at me, I just I wanna cry.
Wednesday : God not wednesday ! I'm not gonna ask you, so you might as well tell me.
How could you do that ? How could you stand up in front of our class and pretend to be me ? - You pretend to be me all the time.
- No I don't ! When ? The piercings, the hair.
I dyed most of it back.
Yeah, but you didn't write about it in your journal.
What you did was rude ! Get a thicker skin.
Oh, oh I have the problem ? We're artists.
We use our experiences to create art.
We tell the truth about what we see, we hold up a mirror.
This is no place for modesty and inhibition.
This is a show, baby ! Be a part of it, or be out of it ! So what Jason's done here is transform the raw space into an alter garden party.
Right.
Yeah, so your buyers literally sip in the Spring while they view your spring collection.
- Oh that's great ! We're gonna bring greens and vintage garden furniture to give it a great gazebo feel.
Uh, another bad art, let's eat ! - I'm always in favor of eating.
- That a boy.
Okay, we're gonna start with some fast hors-d'oeuvres, but nothing on a stick and, uh, first off we have - Chicken spring-rolls, with amango chutney.
Very Pan-Asian, which we thought reflected a lot of the fabric you used with this collection.
The salad has raspberry vinaigrette ? - So what ? - So I think that I heard that he's allergic to raspberries.
He's kosher, not allergic.
Oh my god ! This is to die for ! Aren't they ? You know what let's move on to the sit-down dinner portion shall we ? - Do you really let him eat the salad ? - Not now ! Look it's here, it's in my notes.
You are embarrassing us.
We will start with a fresh Spring salad, okay ? with the vinaigrette framboise, and you'll notice that the salad is Mesclun, it's got arugula it's got dandelion greens mache candy walnuts and a playful hint of blue cheese Alan, yeah.
My Alan, he loves this blue cheese.
Raspberry vinaigrette.
Oh my god ! What, what ? I could have died ! Oh Alan, spit, Alan spit ! We told you, we told you about the raspberries ! How can you serve this man raspberry ? I It's my fault.
- It's your fault ? - Yes it was my fault, Trish told me to give the dietary information to the chef, I I screwed it up ! I see you did ! Do you understand that you could have killed this man ? In 94 he ate mislabelled preserves, he was in the hospital for a week.
- Uh, Mister and Miss Thornton.
- Lipchits ! I never went for Thornton.
Good to know.
Listen, this is just not representative of the standards here at "Trish Houghton Events".
No, no I'm really very sorry that Well that's just not gonna cut it, is it ? It's not ? "I'm gonna leave now and think about whether or not I have what it takes to be a part of this team".
- Okay.
- Go on ! Go ! Okay, uhm, I'm gonna go leave now, and think about the team thing.
I have never been so humiliated in my entire life.
I hate her.
You know what, maybe this is a sign.
Maybe this is like God's way of saying: "Hey Rose, go back to Pre-med !" Go be Joel's lab partner again.
You know, set the universe right.
I have to move, I have to get a different room.
Okay, we're like a month into this Master.
You're not gonna get a different room ! She wrote my journal out loud ! Oh well then, that is housing rule number 14 so I guess their hands are tied.
Come with me to talk to them.
I have a better idea.
Move in with me and my roommate.
I'm not moving in with you.
Come on, it'll be fun ! We don't have cable but you can watch him and his girlfriend getting on ! I'll think about it.
Hi Danny ! Ginnie, uh, what're you doing here ? Uh, I mean hi uh, how are you ? What what're you doing here ? Do you have a minute ? Sure, uhm, do you mind if I eat ? Oh no, sure you go ahead ! You look a little thin to me.
- Can I get you something ? - No, no, I'm good, I'm good.
I'll just take a piece of bread.
- You sure ? - Yes ! Ann doesn't know I'm here.
Okay.
This whole thing with you and Ann, it's really It's hard, it's sad, awful, heartbreaking, pick one ! Yes ! Yes I mean Are you two you know gonna talk or I don't know You can't just stop seeing someone and not see them.
Yeah, I think that's how it works.
Do you not love her anymore ? Yeah, you know what This is not a conversation that I'm comfortable having.
Do you not love her anymore ? Being break up is sweet in love each other.
- Then you love each other so - What are you doing ? Oh, I'm sorry It's just she was wasn't doing well, and I thought this was a good idea and this was the stupid idea, I'm sorry.
Look, you it wasn't stupid.
There was a time when this would have been the right thing to do.
I know.
No, nothing, I have absolutely nothing ! Oh wait, you don't have a handicap, do you ? No, not really no.
She could fake a limp.
Then I'm sorry, you're stuck where you are.
No, I have to move, it's my roommate.
What about your roommate ? She did something ! - She did something to you ? - Yes ! Something physical ? Oh no, no.
Well, did she threaten you ? Not really, no.
You're going to have to be specific ! She mocked me ! - She mocked you ? - Yes, bad ! I see.
And when she mocked you, did she use irony or sarcasm ? - More uhm - Parody ? Parody ! - She mocked you with parody ! - Yes ! - So I have to move.
- No ! - Please ? - There are absolutely no rooms available.
I can put you on a waiting list.
- Okay.
- Where are you now ? Fritz 221.
Oh yeah, here you are.
Are you Rose Sorelli or Tiffany Lewsinski ? Rose Sorelli Who's Tiffany Lewsinski ? You roommate.
No, my roommate's Flash.
Not according to this.
Tiffany ! Flash is Tiffany.
Flash is Tiffany ! Flash is Tiffany.
That was so great ! You were like an action hero out there ! Well you know Not the first time that I've knocked raspberry vinaigrette out of a man's hands.
I bet Trish totally let you do the world's hunger buffet this year.
Oh, good, both of you ! Listen Marjee, I need you to give to Cathy the Thornton file.
She's gonna need your countdown list and your day-off folder.
Why ? 'Cause you almost killed the client, that's why.
I almost what ? Well I can't have you work in the party right ? Well yeah, obviously I'm not gonna go to the party but I can still do all the prep work and you know Trish, I didn't actually almost killed the client.
You fed the man raspberry vinaigrette.
No, I said I did to protect you.
Oh I'm not going to be into details with you.
Details ? Trish, the details are that you almost killed the client and I did not ! Give Cathy the paperwork now ! Yeah, I'm done with this conversation.
- Anyone I know ? - Oh yes, her Royal Highness.
You know she's got a lot of stuff going on.
Oh I know Jason, and I know she's got work and she's got the dog, and she's really really busy driving me freaking crazy.
She has to be the most unpleasant stupid woman I have ever spent a minute with in my entire life.
I mean seriously, who let somebody take the fault and then punishes them for it ! Satan ! That's who does that.
Satan does that, she's Evil man, I swear she's psychotic ! I realize you guys wanna roll here, but I'm pretty sure that Satan is a guy.
No, Satan can take any form.
And the form that he's chosen to take with me is an Evil pinched-faced eternally pre-menstrual bitch ! Are you done, 'cause I have a thing ? Yes, thank you for listening.
You're welcome.
Hi ! Trish says that if I'm taking over the Thornton party you'll need to do my envelope stuffin'.
Oh where are you going ? I am going to give Satan a piece of my mind ! Oh my God ! Really ? You need my advice ? You never come to me for advice, you go to Ann or Ginnie.
- Well I'm coming to you.
- Cool ! What do you need my advice on ? All right, my boss screwed me over and I hate her.
So I vent it to this guy at work, right ? And then it turns out that he's doing her ! So now it's all screwed up and I'm thinking about quitting.
Well, have you tried talking to her ? No there's no point, I have to quit.
Well, maybe you should just try and tough it out.
I can't tough it out, Rose, I have to quit.
Okay, you don't want my advice.
You're gonna quit, and you want me to tell you it's a good idea.
It is ? Okay, good, thank you ! I can't believe you're gonna quit again ! - What do you mean again ? - What do you mean "what do I mean" ? - You always quit ! - I do not always quit ! Do I always quit ? Uhm, well, I don't know you.
But I'll say no ! Joel this is my sister Marjee, Marjee this is Joel.
- Hi ! - Hi ! You still wanna go for coffee ? Uh, yeah, hang on.
Come on, you can't quit ! You've quit every job you've ever had ! Rose, that's how you get new jobs ! Okay, I don't know what to tell you.
I don't think you should quit.
Well then you're absolutely no help ! But you thank you for trying.
I'm defensless against the charms of a blond ! You're flirting with me ? Is he flirting with me ? Uh, I wouldn't take it too seriously, it's his only mood.
Okay, well, I gotta go to a dog bakery on 18th Street pick up some liver-flavor cupcakes for my Boss's dog.
But you're right, I shouldn't quit.
No ! - Love You.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah Well, try Tiffany Lewsinski's embarrassing secrets.
Okay, that's not the way the Internet works.
Oh, and how does the Internet work, Mr.
Smart guy ? Well, you carefully type in your search parameters and then you get Asian porn ! Oh I know, try Tiffani with an "I" Seriously ? People do that ? They think it's cute.
Okay Tiffani Lewsinski - Wow, 17 hits ! - Yes ! Hey there's a story on her in the Omaha world Herald.
- Oh my god, you gotta be kidding me ? - Oh this is good ! Oh we totally got her, what else ? What else ? Oh oh, that's good too That's good, that's good, what else, what else ? What is she doing there ? That's actually not her anymore, that's the Asian porn that I was telling you about.
Ew, ew, change it ! It's disgusting ! - Thanks for coming on such short notice ! - No problem ! Just swap'em out.
- You're getting rid of this ? - Yep Hey this is a high-quality pillowtop.
The one you did buy isn't half as nice.
Don't care it's cursed, get it out ! Please You know, the work order say this is only delivery.
You didn't pay for a removal.
How do you like a high-quality pillowtop ? Deal ! - Okay, I'll get the phone it's - Excuse me.
You gotta turn it Phone Phone I had a phone Hey it's me, leave a message Oh, do your dishes ! Hey Ann, it's me, Danny.
I guess you knew that.
Okay, I know I probably shouldn't call but Ginnie stopped by and she told me that you weren't doing so well.
- Rose was right.
- How was Rose right ? Everytime you come up against a situation that you don't wanna deal with, - you run away ! - Oh my god, that is so not true ! You didn't like Brownie so you ran away.
That was once, I didn't wanna get my face painted.
You didn't like sunday school so you ran away from church ! When dad said you went on a date with this bookkeeper, you climbed out the window at Lento's.
Look, Ginnie, this is different, okay ? You don't know Trish, she's like this awful idiot Is she any different than the manager at the smoothy place that you worked at for a weekend ? Is it any different than the facist at The Gap who kept making you refold the jeans ? Or how about the lady at the drugstore who kept looking at you funny ? She kept looking at me funny ! Ann Hey Ann, it's me, Danny.
I guess you knew that.
Okay, I know I probably shouldn't call but Ginnie stopped by and she told me that you weren't doing so well.
I mean that's not that's not why she stopped by okay that's all beside the point.
The point of this message is will you give me a call ? I just wanna know you're all right.
What did you tell him ? Oh, uh I can see you're not gonna be happy with what I told him so I'd rather not say, it's between me and him.
No, no, no, no ! It's between me and him ! Ann, I was just trying to help.
What gives you the right to barge into my life like this ? - You're so unhappy ! - Yeah, I'm unhappy ! There's nothing wrong with being unhappy.
When something bad happens to me, that's how I get ! I don't try to fix everything and make it all shiny and pretty like you do, and I don't run away from everything like Marjee does.
I get sad ! Deal with it ! Smooth ! Nice - Oh, hey - Hey.
Listen, I wanna apologize, I'm sorry I was bent out of shape about your monologue.
I shouldn't have snapped.
Oh yeah, you're a real tiger.
Wait a minute ! Why are you apologizing to me ? At the time, I didn't know what you were fighting so hard to overcome.
What the hell are you talking about ? You know I never once thought about it from your point of view.
You know what it was like to grow up in your shoes.
What about my shoes ? I'm just saying you did what any normal former Miss Teen Omaha would do.
Oh god ! You might wanna sit Tiffani.
So, tell me the "I" at the end of Tiffani did you dot it with a regular dot or with a cute little heart ? - Cause I'm thinking heart.
- How does you know about this ? Doesn't matter how I know, it matters that I know.
- Who else knows ? - No one yet.
What do I have to do to keep you from telling ? Probably a bunch of things.
- For starters - What ? Twirl.
- My talent was tap.
- Oh ! Rental people called about the Thornton tables.
- Oh thanks.
- "Thanks".
I'm Cathy, I have real work to do ! - Here are the budgets.
- Fine.
Did I do something to you ? No.
Really ? Because you're being acting kinda weird all day.
Yeah, you know what ? I will tell you since I'm outta here anyway, doesn't even matter.
Next time somebody's doing my job and they start to trash Trish, why don't you tell them that you're sleeping with her before they stick their foot in their mouth ! I'm sorry.
You're right.
She doesn't want anyone to know.
Then don't squeeze her ass at work, Jason.
I know it's hard but if I can resist I'm sure you can too - Marjee.
- Yeah in here Psycho ! What are you doing ? You told me to update the scrapbooks.
Uh, okay you're done with that, I need you to do something important.
- Oh thank God ! - I need you to brush Sherman's teeth.
- Are you kidding ? - Nope, Sherman has bad plaque, doesn't she ? You want me to brush your dog's teeth ! Oh it's not just me, the vet insisted so Does the vet know that my job is party planner and not dog dentist ? Does the vet know that I'm actually pretty damn good at my job if you let me do it instead of making me do crap all day long ? And your point is ? That was it, Trish That was the point.
Ah, I missed it ! Lot of words there, so I don't want to do crap ! Oh you wanna quit ? Well, you are being completely unreasonable here.
- Unreasonable ? - Yes.
- Me ? - Uhuh Oh honey, I'm a piece of cake ! Yeah, unreasonable is a bride at an alter wedding yelling at you to make the rain stop, that's unreasonable.
You know what ? If this is what you wanna do, then dealing with me is the best thing you're gonna get.
Working here is horrible ! Okay, you act like you totally hate me ! - What are you talking about ? - What am I talking about ? Trish, you're acting with some kind of maniacal terror bounty what did I ever do to you ? Oh my God, don't flatter yourself I treat everybody like this ! - Oh you do ? - Yes ! Really ? You don't have some special contempt set aside just for me ? No you treat everybody in the same crappy, rude, awful way ? No actually yeah There are ton of people I don't waste my time with at all.
At the moment, you're not one of them.
That was me trying to give you a compliment.
So what's it gonna be ? - I'll stay.
- Ah, you're smart ! Special attention on that molars, right ? Look at that, uh ! The mean lady smiled at me, right ? She smiled, yeah.
Shhhh You're not smiley.
No you're mad.
Yeah.
All right, we're moving right along.
Who wants to do the next monologue ? Miss Sorelli.
Can you get that for me ? Please, don't.
I'll be right back, I have a monologue to do.
All right, times are wasting, let's go, come on.
My monologue's called : "You owe me one".
Mommy, mommy, it's my birthday, do we have to take the subway ? You said we could take a cab ! Is it because daddy left ? I don't like my birthday anymore.
Can I have a hot-dog ? Hey, just to you know I'm fine, okay ? How you doin' ? - Wow, I wish I'd been there to see it.
- I had her.
I twirled with her and then I let her scary off.
You know, this whole theater thing is starting to sound a lot more interesting than Pre-med.
Maybe, I'll change Majors and I'll join you.
I'd like to see that ! Uh what, you don't think I can be an actor ? You know I used to do magic shows.
Thanks for doing all this for everything, for you know, making the world right.
Yeah, you look like you're feeling pretty good about yourself.
- Finally.
- I'm glad I could help.
- Hey Sorelli.
- Hey.
How you doin' ? Good.
Yeah I'm good too - Wanna get some Indian ? - Sure.
Yeah I gotta go, I got a thing, so I'll see you later.
So now we know her real name, Tiffani Lewsinski, right ? Well that's right, so Oh and it's Tiffani with an "I" so we've Google it okay ? - Buy.
No, I won it.
Okay so, we Google it and it turns out Flash is an impostor.
- She was Miss Teen Omaha - Buy.
so I made her throw a baton, I took her down ! Oh yeah.
This is not a hand, this is a foot.
God, no more of these ! - I'm done.
- Great story Rose, good for you.
Seems like you had a little difficulty fitting-in up first but this seems like a real step for you.
Really, do you think ? - Where are all the spades ? - I don't have any.
Perhaps, you'd like to call my ex-boyfriend and see if he has some.
Oh my God, Ann, I said I was sorry.
- What's going on ? - Nothing.
Just sit back and enjoy the show.
I mean really Ann, what do you want from me ? - I want you not to have done it.
- Well I did it ! Okay ? I did it because I love you and once again I am sorry.
What did she do ? Oh well apparently, my life wasn't screwed up enough so she decided to put the car in reverse and roll over it one more time.
She went to Danny.
- Why ? - Exactly ! Somebody tell me how I'm the bad guy here ? It wasn't any of your business ! She breaks up with Danny, she won't get out of bed she obviously still loves him, and all I did is trying out.
Maybe it was a bad move, maybe it wasn't a right idea but I did it because I love her, and I am the bitch ? Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.
Why did you it ? I mean really Woo, shrinky stuff ! Seriously, why did you go to Danny when I told you it was over ? I don't know, I guess I wasn't just ready to accept it.
Why ? People break up all the time.
I know, but it wasn't just some guy, it was Danny ! - Yeah, you think that I don't know that ? - Of course you do ! I mean did you seriously think I was going to stick my hand in the oven ? No, I just I guess I just wasn't ready to let go.
What do you mean you weren't ready to let go ? Danny wasn't just your boyfriend.
He was part of my life too He was part of our family.
It's true.
He felt like a brother.
Yeah.
I don't know why I'm getting so upset about it but We're gonna miss him ! Wow ! I mean Danny was this guy he was this this beautiful guy who came along and he knew how to cook, and he took care of my little sister, and he loved her, and he made her feel safe.
And I loved him for that.
I just can't believe he's not gonna be around anymore.
My God ! He's not gonna be around anymore ! Danny taught me to shoot hops and he let me win when we played Horse.
I can't even remember how many times he saved my ass.
Do you remember the time that that he drove down on Cherry Hill in the middle of a night because I went there with that stupid Irish guy, he said that he knew Bono.
I didn't know that story but sounds like a good one.
Ann, I'm sorry.
Don't I forgot that you guys all loved him too I know for a fact that he loved me the most.
Is there any way that you two could just you know - No don't, that's how I got in trouble.
Okay, next boyfriend you guys don't meet him until the wedding.
Can Danny come ? You're awful ! What ? She's getting married to somebody else, I don't understand, she's obviously fine, well I can't take it.
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