So Random! (2011) s01e03 Episode Script
Selena Gomez
yeah yeah yeah my time is short, yeah, so let me be blunt I don't like your face, man, and I can't front so you and me are gonna have problems, you see if you keep disrespecting my point of v I hear what you're saying and it ain't cool in fact you're kind of acting the fool I don't like, for one, the smack that you're talking the way that you're walking the fact that you're always c-rying, start squawking hold it up now, one, two, three let's make those subjects and verbs agree and it's "you and I," not "you and me" you sayin' we rhymin' bad? no, you're rhyming badly who is you to be correcting me? I'm the only rapper who rhymes grammatically and it's "who are you," don't you see? I'm m.
C.
Grammar, ph.
D - because if you want to graduate - Who doesn't? you've got to know how to conjugate I'm gonna conjugate my foot up - and if you want to find a mate - Ooh-la-la you've got to know how to punctuate I know he ain't serious "ain't"'s not a word, what you mean is "is not" you're cuckoo like a bird you're straight up trippin' why'd you drop that "g" and replace it with an apostrophe? when you take a verb and add I-n-g that's when it becomes a gerund, baby, like - kickin' - Kicking - punchin' - Punching - we think it's time for you to start runnin' - Running because if you want to graduate you've got to know how to conjugate and if you want to find a mate you've got to know how to punctuate we think you know we don't be liking what you're trying to teach ââ¢Âª let's go over the parts of speech ââ¢Âª ââ¢Âª you've got adjectives, pronouns, verbs and nouns ââ¢Âª I'm gonna wipe that smile off that teaching clown there's also adverbs, articles and prepositions - I'm gonna crush you! - That's an interjection even though he's right about all this grammar he's correcting guys straight up that stammer he just can't leave well enough alone I'm out and you're on your own - Should we beat him bad? - Let's beat him bad-ly.
I like the sound of that.
Oh, wait.
No no, I don't actually.
Grammar is out.
Peace.
"so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to h so let's get random and do our thing come on It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" Give it up for Zora Lancaster! Hey, guys.
Welcome to "so random!" We've got a great show for you tonight.
Whoo! Ha ha! Thank you.
Thank you.
We have a musical performance by I didn't get a chance to tell you Why are you applauding at everything I? Okay, what's going on here? Grady, what are you doing? I need my preshow Pickle.
Oh, come on.
Grady, you keep hitting the applause button.
Gi me that.
Wha? I loosened it.
Keep telling yourself that, Pickle boy.
We've got a great show for you tonight.
Selena Gomez & The Scene are here.
Yeah! So stick around.
"so random!" it's a party, get down - Whoo! - Shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that Okay, guys, so auditions to find our lead singer.
Are about to start.
Now I hear this first guy.
Is really hardcore, which is just what we need.
Rock on! Whatever.
Heath, come in, dude.
Heath! 'sup? So as we discussed before, Our band teen rage Teen rage! Ow! Whoo! Is for kids and against adults.
You know, we're totally about rebelling against grown-ups.
I'm so sick of grown-ups bossing me! Aren't you? Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Look, I hear you guys, but I gotta warn you: My songs are pure adult-bashing, So get ready for the fury! The first song is called "I'll do what I want.
" One, two, three, four.
yeah, I love doing homework and getting good grades I listen to my mom every single day teacher are the best, but principals are better if I misbehave, I'll write an apology letter yeah .
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
"I'll write an apology letter"? Oh yeah.
What, did I just blow your mind? Did I blow your mind? Uh, not exactly the kind of song we were expecting.
Too angry for you, huh? Look, if you want me in the band, I can't hold back! Where's the rage, man? I'm not hearing the rage! Are you? - Whatever.
- Whatever.
- Whatever! Whatever! - All right, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
I'm sure heath here is just, you know, warming up.
Warming up.
Uh, yo heathster, You want to try another song, brosky? Okay.
I gotta warn you though, This one really pushes the envelope.
It's called "don't question me.
" Let's put grown-ups in their place! One, two, three, four! dad's awesome, dad is awesome dad is awesome, he's my hero he's my hero, he's my hero let's play some catch daddy! .
Whoa whoa whoa.
"let's play some catch"? Not exactly feeling the teen rage here.
Teen.
R-r-r-r-r-rage! I don't know what you guys are talking about, okay? I am pure pure rage, all right? Notice I didn't say "please" when I asked my awesome dad to play catch? I just demanded it.
Right? I'm so confused.
Aren't you confused? Whatever.
- Whatever.
Whatever.
- Whatever.
All right, you know what? All right, all right.
This last song didn't work for you that's fine.
But I warn you: This next song.
Is the most vicious attack on adults ever written.
So if you're easily offended, I suggest you leave now.
All right, all right.
It's called "you don't understand.
" hit it! One, two, three, four! you don't understand how lame teens can be I'd rather be a grown-up than be young like me when it comes to helping grown-ups I hope I am picked first adults are the best and the teens are the worst grown-ups rock yeah, Whoo! Yeah, grown-ups rock yeah, oh yeah oh yeah, grown-ups rock yeah yeah - Arghh-hh! So am I in the band? Get out of my garage! Arghh-hh! Argh! shake that, shake that all around Ah, your teen sister and her friends are so cool.
And cool.
They've been texting other people like that for five hours straight.
It's so glamorous.
And glamorous.
I can't wait until we become teens.
So we can ignore each other and text.
We don't have to wait until then.
Come on.
there's lots to do at the beach but these dolls only text lil' texters, yeah, text text text in a club until noon, in outer space, on the moon lil' texters, yeah, text text text lil' texters, yeah, text text lil' texters.
I feel so grown up.
And grown up.
- Val, you're an idiot.
- And an idiot.
lil' texters, yeah, text text lil' texters.
On November 13th oscar gordon Was expelled for extreme class clowning.
Oscar, you have exploded your last pen.
Your pranking days at this school are over.
The expulsion came from his teacher.
- It was a joke.
- Not to my shirt.
Oscar realized there was only one way To return to school and continue his shenanigans.
So he became Olaf glutella, fake foreign exchange student.
Cheleverybody.
All right, students, now that Oscar is gone, Please join me in welcoming.
Our new foreign exchange student.
From glendovia, olaf glutella.
Okay now okay now students, don't laugh at olaf.
Sometimes people from other countries do things differently.
Chello, new class faces.
Or, as we say in my country, Pit fart, pit fart, pit fart.
Oh, we're learning glendovian.
Well, a warm pit fart to you.
Thanks to teacher face.
Oh, olaf, why are you kicking me in the buttocks? How you say? In my country.
It means respect.
And I have so lots respect for you, So lots respect.
Olaf, that is multicultural.
Isn't that interesting, class? Now take your seat.
Chello! Please to call me olaf.
Hello.
Welcome to our country.
My name is Bob.
Why did you do that? In my country "bob" means.
Please to blow air horn in face.
Stop.
Miss Rosenberg, please make him stop.
Oh, we have to respect his culture, Bob.
Oh.
Okay, olaf, olaf, put the horn away.
Let's take out our book.
I know that you're new at this, But feel free to participate.
Is this is this your laundry? No, is my dirty laundry.
In my country dirty laundry is participate.
I love participate.
Participate.
Participate.
- Boow.
Hey, stop it.
- Participate, participate Oh hey.
Oh hey.
No, huh-uh.
- Please - Participate.
Oh.
No.
Why? Why? Why? Please make him stop.
We have to respect his culture, Bob.
You know what? You are worse.
Than that jerk Oscar that used to sit in that seat.
So no.
I have offended your face.
Let me sorry.
Oh.
Oh! Olaf, what are you doing? This is how we say sorry.
- Sorry.
Very sorry.
- No, stop it.
- Let me get that last bit of sorry.
- No, miss Rosenberg, please.
- No no.
- Sorry.
This is new.
My mom bought it for me.
All right, class, That's enough culture for one day.
Okay.
Goodbye, class faces.
Let me spray you with so longs.
So long.
So long.
- So long.
- No, please.
Or as we say in my country, I'm getting away with murder.
More breadsticks, Timmy? Oh, you betcha, mommy.
Timmy like bread.
And I'll have some more of that unlimited salad.
Well, that's what it's there for.
Hey, welcome to the garlic garden.
Here we treat you like family.
I sure would love some more water.
So? You got legs.
Go get it yourself.
What, do I look like a waiter? The thing is, I don't like my family.
Tito, a phone call for you.
It's the girl you should have married.
Get back in the kitchen, ma.
Maggiore andiamo At the garlic garden you can get.
A nice plate of meatballs, delicious carbonara.
Or beautiful lasagna.
Enjoy.
Could I have the chicken zucchini "raviloli," But with no zucchini? What, am I gonna ask my ma.
To make an extra pot of food just for you? I'll do it.
He's a nice boy.
Yes, he's a nice boy.
He reminds me of you.
When you still had respect for your mother.
Get back in the kitchen, ma.
At the garlic garden you'll get.
Authentic American chain Italian food.
At not very reasonable prices.
But hey, you're family.
Everyone, my third wife loretta.
Make room, huh? Hey, give the lady your chair, huh? Get out of here.
Hey, loretta, don't be shy.
Dig in.
They're family.
At the garlic garden everyone's family.
Hey, that's my daughter's dinner.
Lady touchedimmy bread.
I want loretta out of my house.
Get back in the kitchen, ma.
The garlic garden: When you're here, We treat you like family.
Timmy arm hurts.
Yeah, keep scrubbing, kid.
Thanks for walking me to my locker on my first day.
- Of school, Cory.
- Ain't no thing.
- You sure are cool.
- Ain't no thing.
And I sure like your saggy pants.
Ha! Now my pants.
Are a thing.
You call that sagging? Man, those pants are pulled up so high, Even lebron James couldn't dunk on them.
- Oh! Yeah.
- Whoo! Ha! Those pants are so high, You gotta unzip your fly to eat lunch.
- What? - Ha! - What's going on? - See, in this school.
If your pants ain't sagging, you're nobody.
You're barely clearing mount buttsmore.
- Oh snap! - Yow! - Come on, let's go.
- Okay.
Why don't we just run around them? That's not how it's done, girl.
Stop the fronting, buttonflies.
Dag sagger.
That's right.
My pants sag like your grandma's neck.
This is my hall.
Now bounce.
Oh, okay.
Okay, sorry.
Sorry.
Thanks, man.
Don't thank me yet.
Now you have to answer to dag sagger.
In the saggiest pants in this school.
Seriously? Don't you think.
You're taking this sagging thing a little too far? Oh, sag to the no.
The sag makes the man.
And dag sagger rules this school.
Not anymore, Daisy Duke.
Uh-oh.
Okay, really? Who in the name of sag-a-jawea are you? I'm sagmaster Jake.
I'm new in town.
And I gotta say.
You sag like a chump.
No sucker sagger slags dag sagger.
On dag sagger's main drag.
Without going home unslagged.
What? I said.
No sucker sagger slags dag sagger.
On drag sagger's dang dagger Oh, Bob saget dagnabbit! Argh! Argh! Come on, come at me.
It's on.
Let's go.
Come on.
Pull the pants up.
Pull them up.
- Pull the pants up.
- To the stratosphere.
Pull them up.
Oh.
Urrg! I twisted my knee.
This ain't over.
You know, that whole sagging thing.
Is actually pretty stupid.
Yeah, but that walk is cool.
Hey, wait for me.
Give it up for Selena Gomez & The Scene.
you made me insecure told me I wasn't good enough but who are you to judge when you're a diamond in the rough? I'm sure you've got some things you'd like to change about yourself but when it comes to me I wouldn't want to be anybody else na-na na-na na-na na-na na na-na na-na na-na na-na na I'm no beauty queen I'm just beautiful me na-na na-na na-na na-na na na-na na-na na-na na-na na you've got every right to a beautiful life, come on who says, who says you're not perfect? who says you're not worth it? who says you're the only one that's hurting? trust me, that's the price of beauty who says you're not pretty? who says you're not beautiful? who says? it's such a funny thing how nothing's funny when it's you you tell them what you mean but they keep whiting out the truth it's like a work of art that never gets to see the light keep you beneath the stars won let you touch the sky na-na na-na na-na na-na na na-na na-na na-na na-na na I'm no beauty queen I'm just beautiful me na-na na-na na-na na-na na na-na na-na na-na na-na na you've got every right to a beautiful life, come on who says, who says you're not perfect? who says you're not worth it? who says you're the only one that's hurting? trust me, that's the price of beauty who says you're not pretty? who says you're not beautiful? who says you're not star potential? who says you're not presidential? who says you can't be in movies? listen to me, listen to me who says you don't pass a test? who says you can't be the best? who said? Who said? would you tell me who said that? yeah, who said? who says, who says you're not perfect? - yeah - Who says you're not worth it? - who says you're the only one that's hurting? - The only one trust me, that's the price of beauty - beauty - Who says you're not pretty? who says you're not beautiful? - would you tell me who said that? - Who said? who says you're not perfect? who says you're not worth it? who says you're the only one that's hurting? trust me, that's the price of beauty who says you're not pretty? who says you're not beautiful? who says? .
Well, that's our show, everybody.
A big thank you to Selena Gomez & and The Scene.
- Good night! - Good night! - "so random!" it's a party, get down - Good night! - Good night! "so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to h so let's get random and do our thing come on
C.
Grammar, ph.
D - because if you want to graduate - Who doesn't? you've got to know how to conjugate I'm gonna conjugate my foot up - and if you want to find a mate - Ooh-la-la you've got to know how to punctuate I know he ain't serious "ain't"'s not a word, what you mean is "is not" you're cuckoo like a bird you're straight up trippin' why'd you drop that "g" and replace it with an apostrophe? when you take a verb and add I-n-g that's when it becomes a gerund, baby, like - kickin' - Kicking - punchin' - Punching - we think it's time for you to start runnin' - Running because if you want to graduate you've got to know how to conjugate and if you want to find a mate you've got to know how to punctuate we think you know we don't be liking what you're trying to teach ââ¢Âª let's go over the parts of speech ââ¢Âª ââ¢Âª you've got adjectives, pronouns, verbs and nouns ââ¢Âª I'm gonna wipe that smile off that teaching clown there's also adverbs, articles and prepositions - I'm gonna crush you! - That's an interjection even though he's right about all this grammar he's correcting guys straight up that stammer he just can't leave well enough alone I'm out and you're on your own - Should we beat him bad? - Let's beat him bad-ly.
I like the sound of that.
Oh, wait.
No no, I don't actually.
Grammar is out.
Peace.
"so random!" it's a party, get down - "so random!" - It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that you know we gonna chill, might not come back so if you're ready, get set 'cause it's time to roll with "so random!" stuff that's out of control surprises flying 'cause life's a riot so ride with us 'cause you need to try it we're on the way, it's time to h so let's get random and do our thing come on It's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down "so random!" it's a party, get down shake that, shake that all around "so random!" Give it up for Zora Lancaster! Hey, guys.
Welcome to "so random!" We've got a great show for you tonight.
Whoo! Ha ha! Thank you.
Thank you.
We have a musical performance by I didn't get a chance to tell you Why are you applauding at everything I? Okay, what's going on here? Grady, what are you doing? I need my preshow Pickle.
Oh, come on.
Grady, you keep hitting the applause button.
Gi me that.
Wha? I loosened it.
Keep telling yourself that, Pickle boy.
We've got a great show for you tonight.
Selena Gomez & The Scene are here.
Yeah! So stick around.
"so random!" it's a party, get down - Whoo! - Shake that, shake that all around a fantastic journey, a little bit of this and that Okay, guys, so auditions to find our lead singer.
Are about to start.
Now I hear this first guy.
Is really hardcore, which is just what we need.
Rock on! Whatever.
Heath, come in, dude.
Heath! 'sup? So as we discussed before, Our band teen rage Teen rage! Ow! Whoo! Is for kids and against adults.
You know, we're totally about rebelling against grown-ups.
I'm so sick of grown-ups bossing me! Aren't you? Whatever.
Whatever.
Whatever.
Look, I hear you guys, but I gotta warn you: My songs are pure adult-bashing, So get ready for the fury! The first song is called "I'll do what I want.
" One, two, three, four.
yeah, I love doing homework and getting good grades I listen to my mom every single day teacher are the best, but principals are better if I misbehave, I'll write an apology letter yeah .
Whoa whoa whoa whoa.
"I'll write an apology letter"? Oh yeah.
What, did I just blow your mind? Did I blow your mind? Uh, not exactly the kind of song we were expecting.
Too angry for you, huh? Look, if you want me in the band, I can't hold back! Where's the rage, man? I'm not hearing the rage! Are you? - Whatever.
- Whatever.
- Whatever! Whatever! - All right, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
I'm sure heath here is just, you know, warming up.
Warming up.
Uh, yo heathster, You want to try another song, brosky? Okay.
I gotta warn you though, This one really pushes the envelope.
It's called "don't question me.
" Let's put grown-ups in their place! One, two, three, four! dad's awesome, dad is awesome dad is awesome, he's my hero he's my hero, he's my hero let's play some catch daddy! .
Whoa whoa whoa.
"let's play some catch"? Not exactly feeling the teen rage here.
Teen.
R-r-r-r-r-rage! I don't know what you guys are talking about, okay? I am pure pure rage, all right? Notice I didn't say "please" when I asked my awesome dad to play catch? I just demanded it.
Right? I'm so confused.
Aren't you confused? Whatever.
- Whatever.
Whatever.
- Whatever.
All right, you know what? All right, all right.
This last song didn't work for you that's fine.
But I warn you: This next song.
Is the most vicious attack on adults ever written.
So if you're easily offended, I suggest you leave now.
All right, all right.
It's called "you don't understand.
" hit it! One, two, three, four! you don't understand how lame teens can be I'd rather be a grown-up than be young like me when it comes to helping grown-ups I hope I am picked first adults are the best and the teens are the worst grown-ups rock yeah, Whoo! Yeah, grown-ups rock yeah, oh yeah oh yeah, grown-ups rock yeah yeah - Arghh-hh! So am I in the band? Get out of my garage! Arghh-hh! Argh! shake that, shake that all around Ah, your teen sister and her friends are so cool.
And cool.
They've been texting other people like that for five hours straight.
It's so glamorous.
And glamorous.
I can't wait until we become teens.
So we can ignore each other and text.
We don't have to wait until then.
Come on.
there's lots to do at the beach but these dolls only text lil' texters, yeah, text text text in a club until noon, in outer space, on the moon lil' texters, yeah, text text text lil' texters, yeah, text text lil' texters.
I feel so grown up.
And grown up.
- Val, you're an idiot.
- And an idiot.
lil' texters, yeah, text text lil' texters.
On November 13th oscar gordon Was expelled for extreme class clowning.
Oscar, you have exploded your last pen.
Your pranking days at this school are over.
The expulsion came from his teacher.
- It was a joke.
- Not to my shirt.
Oscar realized there was only one way To return to school and continue his shenanigans.
So he became Olaf glutella, fake foreign exchange student.
Cheleverybody.
All right, students, now that Oscar is gone, Please join me in welcoming.
Our new foreign exchange student.
From glendovia, olaf glutella.
Okay now okay now students, don't laugh at olaf.
Sometimes people from other countries do things differently.
Chello, new class faces.
Or, as we say in my country, Pit fart, pit fart, pit fart.
Oh, we're learning glendovian.
Well, a warm pit fart to you.
Thanks to teacher face.
Oh, olaf, why are you kicking me in the buttocks? How you say? In my country.
It means respect.
And I have so lots respect for you, So lots respect.
Olaf, that is multicultural.
Isn't that interesting, class? Now take your seat.
Chello! Please to call me olaf.
Hello.
Welcome to our country.
My name is Bob.
Why did you do that? In my country "bob" means.
Please to blow air horn in face.
Stop.
Miss Rosenberg, please make him stop.
Oh, we have to respect his culture, Bob.
Oh.
Okay, olaf, olaf, put the horn away.
Let's take out our book.
I know that you're new at this, But feel free to participate.
Is this is this your laundry? No, is my dirty laundry.
In my country dirty laundry is participate.
I love participate.
Participate.
Participate.
- Boow.
Hey, stop it.
- Participate, participate Oh hey.
Oh hey.
No, huh-uh.
- Please - Participate.
Oh.
No.
Why? Why? Why? Please make him stop.
We have to respect his culture, Bob.
You know what? You are worse.
Than that jerk Oscar that used to sit in that seat.
So no.
I have offended your face.
Let me sorry.
Oh.
Oh! Olaf, what are you doing? This is how we say sorry.
- Sorry.
Very sorry.
- No, stop it.
- Let me get that last bit of sorry.
- No, miss Rosenberg, please.
- No no.
- Sorry.
This is new.
My mom bought it for me.
All right, class, That's enough culture for one day.
Okay.
Goodbye, class faces.
Let me spray you with so longs.
So long.
So long.
- So long.
- No, please.
Or as we say in my country, I'm getting away with murder.
More breadsticks, Timmy? Oh, you betcha, mommy.
Timmy like bread.
And I'll have some more of that unlimited salad.
Well, that's what it's there for.
Hey, welcome to the garlic garden.
Here we treat you like family.
I sure would love some more water.
So? You got legs.
Go get it yourself.
What, do I look like a waiter? The thing is, I don't like my family.
Tito, a phone call for you.
It's the girl you should have married.
Get back in the kitchen, ma.
Maggiore andiamo At the garlic garden you can get.
A nice plate of meatballs, delicious carbonara.
Or beautiful lasagna.
Enjoy.
Could I have the chicken zucchini "raviloli," But with no zucchini? What, am I gonna ask my ma.
To make an extra pot of food just for you? I'll do it.
He's a nice boy.
Yes, he's a nice boy.
He reminds me of you.
When you still had respect for your mother.
Get back in the kitchen, ma.
At the garlic garden you'll get.
Authentic American chain Italian food.
At not very reasonable prices.
But hey, you're family.
Everyone, my third wife loretta.
Make room, huh? Hey, give the lady your chair, huh? Get out of here.
Hey, loretta, don't be shy.
Dig in.
They're family.
At the garlic garden everyone's family.
Hey, that's my daughter's dinner.
Lady touchedimmy bread.
I want loretta out of my house.
Get back in the kitchen, ma.
The garlic garden: When you're here, We treat you like family.
Timmy arm hurts.
Yeah, keep scrubbing, kid.
Thanks for walking me to my locker on my first day.
- Of school, Cory.
- Ain't no thing.
- You sure are cool.
- Ain't no thing.
And I sure like your saggy pants.
Ha! Now my pants.
Are a thing.
You call that sagging? Man, those pants are pulled up so high, Even lebron James couldn't dunk on them.
- Oh! Yeah.
- Whoo! Ha! Those pants are so high, You gotta unzip your fly to eat lunch.
- What? - Ha! - What's going on? - See, in this school.
If your pants ain't sagging, you're nobody.
You're barely clearing mount buttsmore.
- Oh snap! - Yow! - Come on, let's go.
- Okay.
Why don't we just run around them? That's not how it's done, girl.
Stop the fronting, buttonflies.
Dag sagger.
That's right.
My pants sag like your grandma's neck.
This is my hall.
Now bounce.
Oh, okay.
Okay, sorry.
Sorry.
Thanks, man.
Don't thank me yet.
Now you have to answer to dag sagger.
In the saggiest pants in this school.
Seriously? Don't you think.
You're taking this sagging thing a little too far? Oh, sag to the no.
The sag makes the man.
And dag sagger rules this school.
Not anymore, Daisy Duke.
Uh-oh.
Okay, really? Who in the name of sag-a-jawea are you? I'm sagmaster Jake.
I'm new in town.
And I gotta say.
You sag like a chump.
No sucker sagger slags dag sagger.
On dag sagger's main drag.
Without going home unslagged.
What? I said.
No sucker sagger slags dag sagger.
On drag sagger's dang dagger Oh, Bob saget dagnabbit! Argh! Argh! Come on, come at me.
It's on.
Let's go.
Come on.
Pull the pants up.
Pull them up.
- Pull the pants up.
- To the stratosphere.
Pull them up.
Oh.
Urrg! I twisted my knee.
This ain't over.
You know, that whole sagging thing.
Is actually pretty stupid.
Yeah, but that walk is cool.
Hey, wait for me.
Give it up for Selena Gomez & The Scene.
you made me insecure told me I wasn't good enough but who are you to judge when you're a diamond in the rough? I'm sure you've got some things you'd like to change about yourself but when it comes to me I wouldn't want to be anybody else na-na na-na na-na na-na na na-na na-na na-na na-na na I'm no beauty queen I'm just beautiful me na-na na-na na-na na-na na na-na na-na na-na na-na na you've got every right to a beautiful life, come on who says, who says you're not perfect? who says you're not worth it? who says you're the only one that's hurting? trust me, that's the price of beauty who says you're not pretty? who says you're not beautiful? who says? it's such a funny thing how nothing's funny when it's you you tell them what you mean but they keep whiting out the truth it's like a work of art that never gets to see the light keep you beneath the stars won let you touch the sky na-na na-na na-na na-na na na-na na-na na-na na-na na I'm no beauty queen I'm just beautiful me na-na na-na na-na na-na na na-na na-na na-na na-na na you've got every right to a beautiful life, come on who says, who says you're not perfect? who says you're not worth it? who says you're the only one that's hurting? trust me, that's the price of beauty who says you're not pretty? who says you're not beautiful? who says you're not star potential? who says you're not presidential? who says you can't be in movies? listen to me, listen to me who says you don't pass a test? who says you can't be the best? who said? Who said? would you tell me who said that? yeah, who said? who says, who says you're not perfect? - yeah - Who says you're not worth it? - who says you're the only one that's hurting? - The only one trust me, that's the price of beauty - beauty - Who says you're not pretty? who says you're not beautiful? - would you tell me who said that? - Who said? who says you're not perfect? who says you're not worth it? who says you're the only one that's hurting? trust me, that's the price of beauty who says you're not pretty? who says you're not beautiful? who says? .
Well, that's our show, everybody.
A big thank you to Selena Gomez & and The Scene.
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