Somewhere Boy (2022) s01e03 Episode Script
Episode 3
Daddy!
Hold on.
Whoa. Come on, lad.
Let's go to the toilet.
Go on, mate.
You finished, Joe?
Joe?
- Ah!
- Sorry.
What are you doing in here?
I-I couldn't sleep.
And you thought you'd just
come in here, in the dark?
Come on, Joe.
Back to bed, mate.
Put it down.
Look. We can go and do some drawing.
- Mum!
- Joe!
Hiya, Danny love.
You all right? I was just
gonna make you some breakfast.
- I'm gonna go out, actually.
- Oh, er,
where you going?
Just Just a walk.
Why don't you hold on for an hour
or so, and then we'll take you out?
It's better than walking round
by yourself.
But I-I'll be
- I don't want to go out.
- Listen, can you just put that down
and you two go upstairs
and get your pens. Now.
Look, come and sit here, all right?
You must be starving. Come on.
- I-I'm fine.
- Come on, Danny.
Listen, we will talk about
everything.
I know you must have a lot of
questions.
You know, about your mum.
No. I don't.
OK.
Right.
To me.
Here, Sam, it's yours.
Nice.
Sam.
Come on.
Yours.
Yours.
Jesus! Whose?!
- Muppet! Who's kicked that?
- Aaron.
Nice one, mate.
Wanker.
I'll get it.
- Sorry.
- Don't worry about them lot.
Aaron.
We're going up The Gunner
for the match, if you're up for it.
Oh.
Um
Er, right, well
Cool, yeah. If, if I'm
Yeah, cool.
You all right?
No, just, Sam just asked if I wanna
go to t'pub to watch game later on.
- So I'm
- Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Might just
schwing by.
Well, no harm "schwinging by".
You can borrow my car if you like.
- Yeah?
- Mm.
Yeah, cheers.
Can I come?
Oh, I don't
You wouldn't like it.
Too, er, busy and noisy.
I don't mind.
Mum?
Maybe Maybe it's a
good idea, yeah.
- Do Danny good to get out.
- Mum?
It's just up the road.
Be nice.
Aaron.
All right.
Great. I'll go and get ready.
It's not for, like, two hours.
Can everyone just calm
the fuck down?
I found the monster.
What?
The man that killed my mum.
His name's Mark Denscome.
He lives on a farm.
- Mead Farm.
- How?
I looked on your phone.
Can we go? To the farm?
No, we can't go to the fucking farm.
Don't go on my fucking phone again.
What you having?
Oh, yeah, I'll take a Coke, please.
Get a drink, you can't
just stand there.
Can I have a Martini?
A Martini?
Fucking hell.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, right. You all right?
Oh, shift up.
All right, Sam, this is my
cousin Danny.
You all right?
What's he drinking?
Oh Oh, he just
It's a Martini.
He thinks he's fucking James Bond.
Licence to be a massive dickhole.
There you go, love.
Cheers, babe.
Where's Danny?
Er, he's with Aaron.
Gone to the pub.
What? It's fine. They're not kids.
Yeah, I know. It's just
What?
I've got a spade bit missing.
What's a spade bit?
It goes in a drill.
It's got, like, a blade bit on it,
and a spiker.
I was using it the other day.
It's gone.
- Right, so, what, you lost it?
- Mm, yeah.
Or I was thinking maybe
Danny might have it.
What? Why would Danny have it?
I dunno. It's just
You know, he's a bit You know?
No, I don't know. A bit what?
- Weird.
- You've lost it.
I haven't!
- Well, how big is it?
- I dunno, about three inches.
- How big's a car?
- What?
Yeah, cos can you remember
when you lost the car?
Hey! Yeah, but that was only for,
like, five minutes,
weren't it, babe?
Should we talk to your friends?
Yeah, yeah, course.
Um, d'you reckon he's
gonna put Felipe on?
Hey, babe.
Is everything OK?
- D'you reckon he's gonna play Felipe?
- Jesus.
The Shadow.
What's that?
It's just what we used to call you.
The Shadow, why?
You never said anything, and
you were always just there.
Oh, right.
Cool.
Erm, I'll get 'em in,
anyone wanna drink?
There you go.
I want to go.
I'm not taking you home.
I don't want to go home.
- I want to go to Mead Farm.
- Why?
I want to see the man
that killed my mum.
Fuck's sake. This is why I didn't
want you to come.
I just wanted to
hang out with my pals and
watch the match, and just be normal.
They're not your friends.
What? Course they are.
Why aren't they nice to you then?
Cos
It's It's cos of you, all right?
It's cos I've turned up to t'pub
with a little fucking weirdo.
That's why.
I just wanted to watch the match.
- I'll be back in a minute, all right?
- Mum, where you going?
I'll be back in a minute.
Here, look.
Have a look at that.
That's a wonderful
cross, and a goal!
Get in. Come on, lad.
Let's go!
- Excuse me.
- What's up?
Can you tell me how to
get to Mead Farm?
Ugh! I dunno why they
play this shit.
Yeah, I know, yeah.
Where's your mate?
Er, I think he's gone to the loo.
Shouldn't you go and have a
look for him?
- Make sure he's all right?
- Right.
Well, nah
He'll just be trying to figure out
how to use t'hand dryers or summat.
Why are you such a cunt to him?
- What?
- It's not his fault, is it?
Well, no.
Right, then.
Um, yeah, maybe I will.
I'll just go see.
Fuck!
Fuck off.
Pick up! Pick up, will you?
Fuck's sake.
Dad?
Dad!
Dad?
Danny?
I'm bored.
Let's do something.
Let's brighten this bloody
place up a bit, uh?
Get some life in here, eh?
What d'you reckon?
- OK.
- Yeah, come on!
Come on. Climb aboard!
Let's goooo!
Heavenly Father, You've Been
Good by Johnnie Frierson.
Now, what colour do you want
the clouds, boss?
- Orange.
- Orange!
Coming right up.
Thank you.
Can't reach.
Hold on.
Ow! Ow
Oh, mate.
- Ow!
- All right, Danny. Come on.
Ow. My arm, my arm.
- All right, all right.
- Ow!
Stay there.
My arm!
It's gonna be all right.
- What you doing?
- We have to, Danny.
- Dad!
- Come on.
- No, Dad, please!
- Come on.
- It's all right, Danny.
- No!
Dad, no!
- We can, we
- Please!
Please don't take me out there!
All right.
Danny!
Danny, please get in the car.
Danny.
Danny, come back. Please.
No, I need to see.
Why?
Because I don't know what I'm doing.
I can't understand any of it.
And I need to see the man
who did this to me.
What, you just wanna take
a look at the guy?
And then we can go home?
Yes.
All right.
OK, come on. I'll take you.
Right. Slow down.
I can't see anything.
Go closer.
If I go closer, they'll hear us.
OK.
What you doing?
Danny? Danny!
Nobody's here. Can we go now?
Shh!
Danny
Fuck.
Danny! Come on.
Fuck's sake!
Fuck!
Where is he?
- Turn it off.
- I can't.
- Give me the keys.
- Please!
- What you doing here, boys?
- Nothing!
I'm sorry! We got lost.
What you doing with that?
- It's going to the police.
- Please. No, we've said sorry.
Is sorry gonna fix my gate?
We can fix it.
What do you useless pair of pricks
know about fixing gates?
- Nothing.
- Right.
But we can do, we can
do something else to try and help
out, until we've paid for it.
Monday morning. 7am.
- If you're not here, I'll call the police.
- OK.
Right, get on.
Thank you.
Hello?
Yeah, hiya, yeah, yeah.
No, no,
I've been trying to ring you, Aaron.
You all right?
Is Danny all right?
A Martini?
He's not drunk, is he?
No, I'm fine.
No, all right.
Love?
Fuck's sake.
So?
What?
No, they're fine.
They just I dunno,
they're just having fun in the pub.
It's loud, so
Aaron said he got a Martini,
Danny did.
I do reckon we need to have a proper
think about Well, everything.
We don't even know
what's going on in his head.
He's fine.
He's fine.
Aaron's looking out for him, so
Oh, right, well.
- What?
- Nothing, he's a good kid.
Just
You know, he's not exactly
Mr Capable, is he?
- What?
- I'm just saying.
You know what? He's just
down on himself. All right?
He's finally got himself a mate and
they've gone down the pub,
and they're having a nice normal
time watching football
and drinking bloody Martinis!
I think we need to be a bit
more rational about this, OK?
We need to work out if this
is the best place for him.
We've got two little kids, and I just
D'you know what? I need to do
this for Danny. I need to make it work.
So, you can either help me
or you can fuck off.
Can I have something to eat?
Course you can.
Whatever you want.
I'm sorry, mate,
that it's all turned out like this.
But it's not your fault.
It's the monsters.
What?
He were proper scary, all right?
I know.
But it's OK.
I know what to do.
My dad told me how to
deal with monsters.
Hold on.
Whoa. Come on, lad.
Let's go to the toilet.
Go on, mate.
You finished, Joe?
Joe?
- Ah!
- Sorry.
What are you doing in here?
I-I couldn't sleep.
And you thought you'd just
come in here, in the dark?
Come on, Joe.
Back to bed, mate.
Put it down.
Look. We can go and do some drawing.
- Mum!
- Joe!
Hiya, Danny love.
You all right? I was just
gonna make you some breakfast.
- I'm gonna go out, actually.
- Oh, er,
where you going?
Just Just a walk.
Why don't you hold on for an hour
or so, and then we'll take you out?
It's better than walking round
by yourself.
But I-I'll be
- I don't want to go out.
- Listen, can you just put that down
and you two go upstairs
and get your pens. Now.
Look, come and sit here, all right?
You must be starving. Come on.
- I-I'm fine.
- Come on, Danny.
Listen, we will talk about
everything.
I know you must have a lot of
questions.
You know, about your mum.
No. I don't.
OK.
Right.
To me.
Here, Sam, it's yours.
Nice.
Sam.
Come on.
Yours.
Yours.
Jesus! Whose?!
- Muppet! Who's kicked that?
- Aaron.
Nice one, mate.
Wanker.
I'll get it.
- Sorry.
- Don't worry about them lot.
Aaron.
We're going up The Gunner
for the match, if you're up for it.
Oh.
Um
Er, right, well
Cool, yeah. If, if I'm
Yeah, cool.
You all right?
No, just, Sam just asked if I wanna
go to t'pub to watch game later on.
- So I'm
- Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Might just
schwing by.
Well, no harm "schwinging by".
You can borrow my car if you like.
- Yeah?
- Mm.
Yeah, cheers.
Can I come?
Oh, I don't
You wouldn't like it.
Too, er, busy and noisy.
I don't mind.
Mum?
Maybe Maybe it's a
good idea, yeah.
- Do Danny good to get out.
- Mum?
It's just up the road.
Be nice.
Aaron.
All right.
Great. I'll go and get ready.
It's not for, like, two hours.
Can everyone just calm
the fuck down?
I found the monster.
What?
The man that killed my mum.
His name's Mark Denscome.
He lives on a farm.
- Mead Farm.
- How?
I looked on your phone.
Can we go? To the farm?
No, we can't go to the fucking farm.
Don't go on my fucking phone again.
What you having?
Oh, yeah, I'll take a Coke, please.
Get a drink, you can't
just stand there.
Can I have a Martini?
A Martini?
Fucking hell.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, right. You all right?
Oh, shift up.
All right, Sam, this is my
cousin Danny.
You all right?
What's he drinking?
Oh Oh, he just
It's a Martini.
He thinks he's fucking James Bond.
Licence to be a massive dickhole.
There you go, love.
Cheers, babe.
Where's Danny?
Er, he's with Aaron.
Gone to the pub.
What? It's fine. They're not kids.
Yeah, I know. It's just
What?
I've got a spade bit missing.
What's a spade bit?
It goes in a drill.
It's got, like, a blade bit on it,
and a spiker.
I was using it the other day.
It's gone.
- Right, so, what, you lost it?
- Mm, yeah.
Or I was thinking maybe
Danny might have it.
What? Why would Danny have it?
I dunno. It's just
You know, he's a bit You know?
No, I don't know. A bit what?
- Weird.
- You've lost it.
I haven't!
- Well, how big is it?
- I dunno, about three inches.
- How big's a car?
- What?
Yeah, cos can you remember
when you lost the car?
Hey! Yeah, but that was only for,
like, five minutes,
weren't it, babe?
Should we talk to your friends?
Yeah, yeah, course.
Um, d'you reckon he's
gonna put Felipe on?
Hey, babe.
Is everything OK?
- D'you reckon he's gonna play Felipe?
- Jesus.
The Shadow.
What's that?
It's just what we used to call you.
The Shadow, why?
You never said anything, and
you were always just there.
Oh, right.
Cool.
Erm, I'll get 'em in,
anyone wanna drink?
There you go.
I want to go.
I'm not taking you home.
I don't want to go home.
- I want to go to Mead Farm.
- Why?
I want to see the man
that killed my mum.
Fuck's sake. This is why I didn't
want you to come.
I just wanted to
hang out with my pals and
watch the match, and just be normal.
They're not your friends.
What? Course they are.
Why aren't they nice to you then?
Cos
It's It's cos of you, all right?
It's cos I've turned up to t'pub
with a little fucking weirdo.
That's why.
I just wanted to watch the match.
- I'll be back in a minute, all right?
- Mum, where you going?
I'll be back in a minute.
Here, look.
Have a look at that.
That's a wonderful
cross, and a goal!
Get in. Come on, lad.
Let's go!
- Excuse me.
- What's up?
Can you tell me how to
get to Mead Farm?
Ugh! I dunno why they
play this shit.
Yeah, I know, yeah.
Where's your mate?
Er, I think he's gone to the loo.
Shouldn't you go and have a
look for him?
- Make sure he's all right?
- Right.
Well, nah
He'll just be trying to figure out
how to use t'hand dryers or summat.
Why are you such a cunt to him?
- What?
- It's not his fault, is it?
Well, no.
Right, then.
Um, yeah, maybe I will.
I'll just go see.
Fuck!
Fuck off.
Pick up! Pick up, will you?
Fuck's sake.
Dad?
Dad!
Dad?
Danny?
I'm bored.
Let's do something.
Let's brighten this bloody
place up a bit, uh?
Get some life in here, eh?
What d'you reckon?
- OK.
- Yeah, come on!
Come on. Climb aboard!
Let's goooo!
Heavenly Father, You've Been
Good by Johnnie Frierson.
Now, what colour do you want
the clouds, boss?
- Orange.
- Orange!
Coming right up.
Thank you.
Can't reach.
Hold on.
Ow! Ow
Oh, mate.
- Ow!
- All right, Danny. Come on.
Ow. My arm, my arm.
- All right, all right.
- Ow!
Stay there.
My arm!
It's gonna be all right.
- What you doing?
- We have to, Danny.
- Dad!
- Come on.
- No, Dad, please!
- Come on.
- It's all right, Danny.
- No!
Dad, no!
- We can, we
- Please!
Please don't take me out there!
All right.
Danny!
Danny, please get in the car.
Danny.
Danny, come back. Please.
No, I need to see.
Why?
Because I don't know what I'm doing.
I can't understand any of it.
And I need to see the man
who did this to me.
What, you just wanna take
a look at the guy?
And then we can go home?
Yes.
All right.
OK, come on. I'll take you.
Right. Slow down.
I can't see anything.
Go closer.
If I go closer, they'll hear us.
OK.
What you doing?
Danny? Danny!
Nobody's here. Can we go now?
Shh!
Danny
Fuck.
Danny! Come on.
Fuck's sake!
Fuck!
Where is he?
- Turn it off.
- I can't.
- Give me the keys.
- Please!
- What you doing here, boys?
- Nothing!
I'm sorry! We got lost.
What you doing with that?
- It's going to the police.
- Please. No, we've said sorry.
Is sorry gonna fix my gate?
We can fix it.
What do you useless pair of pricks
know about fixing gates?
- Nothing.
- Right.
But we can do, we can
do something else to try and help
out, until we've paid for it.
Monday morning. 7am.
- If you're not here, I'll call the police.
- OK.
Right, get on.
Thank you.
Hello?
Yeah, hiya, yeah, yeah.
No, no,
I've been trying to ring you, Aaron.
You all right?
Is Danny all right?
A Martini?
He's not drunk, is he?
No, I'm fine.
No, all right.
Love?
Fuck's sake.
So?
What?
No, they're fine.
They just I dunno,
they're just having fun in the pub.
It's loud, so
Aaron said he got a Martini,
Danny did.
I do reckon we need to have a proper
think about Well, everything.
We don't even know
what's going on in his head.
He's fine.
He's fine.
Aaron's looking out for him, so
Oh, right, well.
- What?
- Nothing, he's a good kid.
Just
You know, he's not exactly
Mr Capable, is he?
- What?
- I'm just saying.
You know what? He's just
down on himself. All right?
He's finally got himself a mate and
they've gone down the pub,
and they're having a nice normal
time watching football
and drinking bloody Martinis!
I think we need to be a bit
more rational about this, OK?
We need to work out if this
is the best place for him.
We've got two little kids, and I just
D'you know what? I need to do
this for Danny. I need to make it work.
So, you can either help me
or you can fuck off.
Can I have something to eat?
Course you can.
Whatever you want.
I'm sorry, mate,
that it's all turned out like this.
But it's not your fault.
It's the monsters.
What?
He were proper scary, all right?
I know.
But it's OK.
I know what to do.
My dad told me how to
deal with monsters.