Steven Universe (2013) s01e03 Episode Script

We are the Crystal Gems we'll always save the day and if you think we can't we'll always find a way that's why the people of this world - # believe in # - # Garnet # - # Amethyst # - # and Pearl # And Steven! 1x03 - "Cheeseburger Backpack " Hey, Mr.
Postman, bring me a post bring me the post that I love the most Huh? My song came true! Do you have a package for me today? Hold on.
Let me see what I've got here.
Did you order a loaf of bread with a stamp on it? - No.
- Did you order a jury summons - for R.
J.
Finkle? - That's not me - I'm Steven.
- Oh, right, right, right Steven.
Here it is Steven Universe.
Ha! This thing is gonna help me save the world! Really? It says it's from Wacky Sacks supply company.
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl think I shouldn't go on magic adventures because I don't - know how to use my gem powers.
- That seems reasonable.
But there are other ways I can help.
- With a Wacky Sack? - Exactly! You know how you can save my world? - Sign here, please.
- Ah! Barb yells at me if I don't get signatures.
That's awful.
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl are back! W-wait! Steven! - What is a Wacky Sack? - Huh? - Hello, Steven.
- Amethyst, we do not need that.
- It's not going to fit in the fridge.
- What? I got this.
Hup! Look it fits! Ha! Oh, man, we could make a big omelet or a quiche or big - sunny-side-ups! - We fought a giant bird.
We can bake it That's a thing, right? We're only here for a second.
We've got to go back out.
- What? Why? - We have to place this Moon goddess statue on the top of the lunar sea spire before midnight.
Without it, the whole place will fall apart! Oh, Steven, you should have seen the spire in its heyday.
It was an oasis for gems on Earth.
It's abandoned now, but we can still save it with this statue.
Wha that's perfect! - What? Why? - Because I can help carry it for you in this! Whooosh! Whhhhhmmm! Whhhhhsssw! - Pwing-pwing-pwing-pwing-pwing! - A hamburger? It's a novelty backpack shaped like a cheeseburger! Aw, I blew it.
I was just gonna wear it one day, and you guys would be like, "Dang, Steven, that's so cool!" but this is obviously important - gem business.
- Yes, so you should let - us take care of it.
- What? I'm a gem! But you've still got a lot to learn.
So let him come.
It'll be educational.
Hmm.
All right.
You can carry it in your hamburger.
Mm! Check this out everything's a pocket! Even the cheese is a pocket! I can fit a lot more stuff in here.
Give me a minute.
I'll pack extra supplies.
- Kid, don't shake me! - Mr.
Queasy! Ohh, I got a medical condition.
You're definitely gonna come in handy.
- Ugh! - Steven, let's go! - Uh, coming! - Whoa, Steven, did you - bring your whole room? - Back that thang up.
Let's warp.
Suck it in, Steven! Do you remember how to do this? Oh! Whoo-hoo-hoo! Keep your head in.
Come on! Whoa! The sea spire! Ohh.
It wasn't like this a hundred years ago.
- I'm sensing structural instability.
- Oh, yeah, that's never good.
- Gah! Steven! - What? All right, hold on.
We're taking Steven back! My achin' stomach! - Oh, Mr.
Queasy! - Kid, you're killin' me.
Steven! This place is your heritage! I want you to stay and help, but you've really got to take this Seriously.
Can you do that, Steven? - You got it, dude! - Yes.
Enough.
We have to move.
What's the holdup? We can clear this easily.
No.
The magic that sustains the whirlpool creates a vortex that will pull us below.
So we can't jump? - Oh, wait! - What are those for? They were for keeping warm, but check it out.
- Whoa! - Steven! - Wait! - Whoa! Oh! He's getting sucked down! Steven! Cheesebur-r-r-r-ger! Steven, way to go! Come on, guys! Hyup! Steven-style - Don't ever do that again! - Sorry.
But it was pretty great.
Oh, no, no, no.
This is even worse than the outside.
Ugh! That's oh! Oh, this didn't used to be so oh, and the water damage this pillar oh, and this had a head.
Oh, Steven, once the statue's in place, it'll restore all of this to its former glory What was that goober? - Crystal shrimp.
- You guys, we got a problem.
It's an infestation! And we have to pass through - there to get to the top.
- Can't you just squish 'em? Don't touch that! Their shards are deadly! We need to clear a path.
Amethyst, if you go around to the side and disturb them with a spin attack and, Garnet, if you move to the ceiling and strike this exact spot - then I can advance with my - Bagel sandwich! - Brilliant.
- Oh, hey.
What do you know? Uh, uh.
How did you know that would work? Well, if I were a shrimp, that's what I would do.
- You are a shrimp.
- I just want everyone to know my plan would have also worked.
Watch out! - Whoa! - What are we gonna do? - What me? - What have you got? Cheeseburger backpack! Cheeseburger backpack! Pearl, come on.
- Ohh, all right.
- Cheeseburger backpack! Cheeseburger backpack! A raft! - Whoa! - Ah! - Steven, that's so sensible.
- Whoa! - Good idea, anyway, Steven.
- Yeah, they can't all be winners.
This is it the Moon goddess pedestal.
And the Moon is almost overhead! It's not too late to save this - piece of history! - Steven, the statue.
Uh, I-I, uh Uh, uh, I - What's the holdup? - I don't have it.
What?! I must have left it on the bed! There's there's no time! Wait! I have an idea! - Ugh! - Ah.
- Could that work? - Mm-mnh-mnh.
Ugh! Kid, don't shake me! Wh-o-o-o-o-o-oa! Whoa! Everyone, keep steady! Whoa! Ohh! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! This is all my fault.
I broke it! No, Steven, the spire was falling apart when we got here.
You handled everything well under pressure.
You did great.
Yeah, 2 out of 4 of your ideas worked that's 50%.
Yeah, I guess you're right they can't all be winners.
Whoo! Cheeseburger backpack! Cheeseburger backpack! It's a three-hour paddle home.
Anyone want a wet bagel? 1x04 - "Together Breakfast" Everyone's out.
Guess I'm making us breakfast.
Pearl! Garnet! Amethyst! Is anyone home? Hmm.
One, two, three warp in! Guess they're still out saving the world.
Look at you.
You are out of control.
Pearl! Garnet! It's done! That thing's too good for me to eat alone.
It's a together breakfast.
Ah, Garnet! Perfect.
Check it out.
It's not exactly healthy, but it's in a stack, so I guess you could say it's a balanced breakfast.
You know, like, I made us all breakfast.
I thought we could eat together like - like best buds.
- I can't stay.
There's business to attend to inside the temple.
Aw, business? Like what? I have to burn this.
Cool! - Uh! - I have to burn this, too.
No! My apps! Door! Open door.
Aw, you never work when I need it.
Dumb police! Uh, you're dumb! Nooooooo! Oh, man.
I totally got you.
You should have seen - the look on your face.
- Oh, I knew it was you.
How? 'Cause that's a water gun, and I'm not dumb.
You got something on your shirt.
Duuuuh-umb.
Hey! That's my door.
Oh, Amethyst, there you are.
Care to explain what one of my - swords was doing in your room? - Having a sword party.
- Oh, please! You took it.
- I did not! It's fine.
It's in the past.
I forgive you.
Also, I cleaned up your awful, awful mess.
- You're welcome.
- You did what?! - I have a system! - Amethyst! Wait! - What's the matter, Steven? - I wanted us all to have breakfast together, so I made together breakfast, - but everyone keeps leaving.
- Oh, that's nice.
Oh, no! Not you, too.
I can't let this become together brunch.
Wha? Hmm.
There we go.
Ahh! Hey, Pearl! Steven! What are you doing in here? You know it's dangerous for you - inside the temple.
- We're gonna have a nice together breakfast even if I have to get my shoes wet.
What?! - Get out of there! - I'll swim it over to you.
See? Doggy paddle, forward.
Oh, gosh.
Wait.
Uh, doggy paddle, reverse.
- Reverse! - Steven! What the? Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Keep it together, breakfast! - Better.
- Amethyst! Oh, hey, Steven.
Did you come down the waterfall? Pearl gets so mad that I have her junk, but it's always - falling down here.
- Junk like what? Junk like you! I'm gonna throw you in the junk pile.
Isn't it awful? - Pearl organized everything.
- It still looks messy to me.
Aw, thanks.
I try.
Boom! - Oh, what's that, Steven? - It's a together breakfast.
- All right! Snacks! - No! It's for everyone to eat together.
That's the essence of together breakfast.
Ahh.
Give me! Give me! We have to eat it together! Huh? Whoa! You can't outrun me! We both have short legs.
- Huh? What?! - Steven! I'm hungry! Just hold on! An exit! Whoo! - Skills! - Get back here.
You're completely missing the point of this.
Hey, wait a second.
Steven! There you are.
Pearl! Sweet! Two out of three.
- Oh, oh! Steven, be careful.
- Why? Wha? Whoa.
You really shouldn't be in here.
This is the crystal heart.
Oh! It's connected to the most dangerous areas of the temple.
Hold on tight - and don't look down.
- Huh? Oh! Oh, hey.
This isn't so bad.
Uh, never mind.
Whoa! Aw.
Steven, we're getting you out of here.
- Come on.
- Huh? This is great! We're all together! Huh? We can finally eat.
I mean, we don't have any forks, but we can use our hands.
I'm not gonna judge.
- Steven, go! - Okay.
Want to meet in the kitchen? Whoa! It's trying to escape.
Force it back.
Get back! Steven! Together breakfast? It's taken refuge in organic matter.
Now it has all the power of a breakfast.
- We have to destroy it.
- It's horrible! I didn't want this.
I just wanted to eat together like like best buds.
Steven, you've got to get away.
But my breakfast.
That's enough! I don't care if you are the most important meal of the day.
I made you to bring us together, not to tear us apart! I'm sorry, guys.
I guess I dreamed too big.
It looks great.
It's even more together and even more breakfast.
- I don't think I can eat this.
- Let's order a pizza.
- Pizza's a better idea.
- Yeah.
It's good.
- Definitely.
- It did try to kill us.