Super Mario World (1991) s01e03 Episode Script
Send in the Clown
When I got picked to be Game Master, I
couldn't believe I was really in Video Land.
But ever since I got here, it's been
one exciting adventure after another.
Maybe I'll never go home.
What can I say? I'm hooked.
Super Mario Super Mario World
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blast from your past
It's Super Mario World
You've got to move fast
Mario
Mario and Luigi
are doing what they can
Goshi and a princess
I give a name of her
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blast
from the past
In Super Mario
Mario
World
It's a blast
The World
plant serving machine.
sure was a good idea.
Thank you.
I tried everything.
Even fireflowers.
The fire plant was the
only thing that worked.
Serve.
Yoshi.
Well, I get ball like you say.
After the ball is out of play.
Ball boys don't eat the
balls. They pick them up.
What?
Me to eat ball?
What? You call this fun?
Not here, cootie-pie.
Use your head for
something besides makeup.
Those faucet fixers might see it.
They got eyes everywhere.
They got ears, too.
So keep it quiet.
We don't want them at our circus.
We just want cave people
like Papa Kuba said.
Than the more the better and furthermore.
Come one, come all to the
Kupling brother circus.
The greatest show.
No, in dinosaur land.
You don't know what a circus is?
Then now's the time to find out.
Cave people, free of charge.
Two for the price of none.
Such a deal.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry,
hurry, right this way.
This is easier than talking
cootie pie into a shopping spree.
Right this way, boys.
You are about to enter this war pipe
and leap into a dimension
beyond space and time.
Right into a cave people casserole
for my ravenous dinosaurs.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Give up, Mario. She's whooping your bed.
Yes, forget it, Mario. It's outside.
Oh, um.
Yoshi, what did we just tell you?
Well, outside court means out of play.
Is Yoshi's yes?
No!
Huh?
Hey, where'd all the cave people go?
The place is dessert.
It.
Kupaling Brothers Circus.
Oh, no!
Kupa's at it again!
We'll take the star
path and start looking
for the cave people
at Kupa's neon castle.
This could be a Kupatastrophe!
That one!
We got to stop them!
They're going!
to their doom.
Doom?
What is Doom?
Oh, this Doom thing definitely
more fun than tennis.
Take a seat.
Let's check this out
before we do anything rash.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Come one, come all, to the
greatest circus of them all!
The Coopling brothers.
Circus, greatest show in Dinosaur Land!
Because of me, Bigmouth,
the greatest ringleader of them all.
Master Tamer of dangerous dinosaurs.
Mastermind of the amazing Metcupas.
Lord of all he surveys, purveyor of
Time out on the tongue
department, Bigmouth.
Bring on the clowns!
Oh, big mouth with this motion.
That's something to cheer about.
Bludge, brain clutches!
I am not part of your stupid act.
I am the ringmaster, the
greatest ringmaster of them all,
and the greatest circus of them all.
I am your fearless leader, your
master of pomp and ceremony.
I have to be treated with respect.
I never knew Big Mouth
had a sense of humor.
I don't.
Come back here, you pusillaneous perambulator,
you negligent netnik, you suspect.
What's Kupa up to?
He never does anything
like this without a reason.
Relax!
Enjoy the show!
We'll find out soon enough.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Oh!
Oh!
Not bad, Yoshi!
Oh, not bad.
Eulicious!
Dinosaur!
Dinosaur!
Dinosaur!
It's a trap!
Quick, lock the entrances!
Oh!
Ah!
On to the next act, folks!
There'll be lots of
audience participation.
Fun for all and all for fun?
The time of your life.
The last time of your life.
I I can't hold on!
Ah!
The dinosaurs are having you for dinner.
Have a good time. Have a nice day.
Sayonara, so long, chow!
See you later!
Alligator, Chow, Boisage, Hasda Le Vista,
Be sure to write!
Are my dinosaurs in for a treat?
Kind of high in cholesterol,
but I'm sure they can handle it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No! Stop!
Oof!
Food for the dinosaurs?
We gotta do something!
A circus isn't a circus
without a dinosaur
Taming Act.
Uh, how about a chipmunk taming act
instead?
Big Mouth.
Bring on the dinosaurs!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ooh.
Oh.
Take that, you big luck.
You don't scare me.
I guess no one's invented moutwash yet.
How about saying grace?
A nice long one, maybe.
I know, we'll get big mouth to say it.
Poor Mario!
Poor dinosaur! He doesn't know
the indigestion he's in for.
Hey, you still have that fireflower?
Of course!
Yes!
Quick!
Cut!
Ha ha!
Thanks, princess!
You like hot and spicy?
Try this.
Quick!
Stop that!
Get on Mario!
I'll be back!
soon as I find a feather!
When they raised
Tent Light Delight,
Ringo.
We will see the most amazing sights
Yes!
First of my straw will
strike up the band.
Wow!
Four to find it's everything in the land!
Spotlight shine and people
start to cheer at the sky!
Firebirds light up the sky!
We're gonna see the greatest show
in the world and the circus tonight!
When they raised, Tent Light, Ringo
We will see most amazing sighty yes!
First a Maestro will strike up the band.
Four to find its emphasis in the land!
Spotlight Show!
Get people start!
Chitiers!
Firewords, light up the sky!
We're gonna see the
greatest show at the world
at the circus tonight!
When they raise, kids it
light, delight, we go.
I can stop to cheat up the sky!
We're gonna see you!
Have you out in the back?
I wouldn't do that, plunge your face!
Not if you want to see your
precious princess again!
Watch out, Mario!
You met Cooper's just got a new name!
You met Cooper's just got a new name!
Mass Cupas!
No more clowning around, Cooper!
You're Coupa!
Ah!
Ah!
Yay!
Yay!
Way to go, Mario! You
sure cooked his casserole.
Yeah!
When we get the cave
people back to Dome City,
we'll have a celebration!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh,
a round of applause, folks!
Set in the Clown!
The
Clown! Oh!
Oh,
no. While our
clown
gets his balance, I'll keep you
entertained with my juggling act!
Hey, that's my act you're reading!
Ha-ha-ha-Furt!
Meet our new star!
Yoshin!
couldn't believe I was really in Video Land.
But ever since I got here, it's been
one exciting adventure after another.
Maybe I'll never go home.
What can I say? I'm hooked.
Super Mario Super Mario World
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blast from your past
It's Super Mario World
You've got to move fast
Mario
Mario and Luigi
are doing what they can
Goshi and a princess
I give a name of her
Super Mario World
Super Mario World
It's a blast
from the past
In Super Mario
Mario
World
It's a blast
The World
plant serving machine.
sure was a good idea.
Thank you.
I tried everything.
Even fireflowers.
The fire plant was the
only thing that worked.
Serve.
Yoshi.
Well, I get ball like you say.
After the ball is out of play.
Ball boys don't eat the
balls. They pick them up.
What?
Me to eat ball?
What? You call this fun?
Not here, cootie-pie.
Use your head for
something besides makeup.
Those faucet fixers might see it.
They got eyes everywhere.
They got ears, too.
So keep it quiet.
We don't want them at our circus.
We just want cave people
like Papa Kuba said.
Than the more the better and furthermore.
Come one, come all to the
Kupling brother circus.
The greatest show.
No, in dinosaur land.
You don't know what a circus is?
Then now's the time to find out.
Cave people, free of charge.
Two for the price of none.
Such a deal.
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry,
hurry, right this way.
This is easier than talking
cootie pie into a shopping spree.
Right this way, boys.
You are about to enter this war pipe
and leap into a dimension
beyond space and time.
Right into a cave people casserole
for my ravenous dinosaurs.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Give up, Mario. She's whooping your bed.
Yes, forget it, Mario. It's outside.
Oh, um.
Yoshi, what did we just tell you?
Well, outside court means out of play.
Is Yoshi's yes?
No!
Huh?
Hey, where'd all the cave people go?
The place is dessert.
It.
Kupaling Brothers Circus.
Oh, no!
Kupa's at it again!
We'll take the star
path and start looking
for the cave people
at Kupa's neon castle.
This could be a Kupatastrophe!
That one!
We got to stop them!
They're going!
to their doom.
Doom?
What is Doom?
Oh, this Doom thing definitely
more fun than tennis.
Take a seat.
Let's check this out
before we do anything rash.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Come one, come all, to the
greatest circus of them all!
The Coopling brothers.
Circus, greatest show in Dinosaur Land!
Because of me, Bigmouth,
the greatest ringleader of them all.
Master Tamer of dangerous dinosaurs.
Mastermind of the amazing Metcupas.
Lord of all he surveys, purveyor of
Time out on the tongue
department, Bigmouth.
Bring on the clowns!
Oh, big mouth with this motion.
That's something to cheer about.
Bludge, brain clutches!
I am not part of your stupid act.
I am the ringmaster, the
greatest ringmaster of them all,
and the greatest circus of them all.
I am your fearless leader, your
master of pomp and ceremony.
I have to be treated with respect.
I never knew Big Mouth
had a sense of humor.
I don't.
Come back here, you pusillaneous perambulator,
you negligent netnik, you suspect.
What's Kupa up to?
He never does anything
like this without a reason.
Relax!
Enjoy the show!
We'll find out soon enough.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Oh!
Oh!
Not bad, Yoshi!
Oh, not bad.
Eulicious!
Dinosaur!
Dinosaur!
Dinosaur!
It's a trap!
Quick, lock the entrances!
Oh!
Ah!
On to the next act, folks!
There'll be lots of
audience participation.
Fun for all and all for fun?
The time of your life.
The last time of your life.
I I can't hold on!
Ah!
The dinosaurs are having you for dinner.
Have a good time. Have a nice day.
Sayonara, so long, chow!
See you later!
Alligator, Chow, Boisage, Hasda Le Vista,
Be sure to write!
Are my dinosaurs in for a treat?
Kind of high in cholesterol,
but I'm sure they can handle it.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
No! Stop!
Oof!
Food for the dinosaurs?
We gotta do something!
A circus isn't a circus
without a dinosaur
Taming Act.
Uh, how about a chipmunk taming act
instead?
Big Mouth.
Bring on the dinosaurs!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Ooh.
Oh.
Take that, you big luck.
You don't scare me.
I guess no one's invented moutwash yet.
How about saying grace?
A nice long one, maybe.
I know, we'll get big mouth to say it.
Poor Mario!
Poor dinosaur! He doesn't know
the indigestion he's in for.
Hey, you still have that fireflower?
Of course!
Yes!
Quick!
Cut!
Ha ha!
Thanks, princess!
You like hot and spicy?
Try this.
Quick!
Stop that!
Get on Mario!
I'll be back!
soon as I find a feather!
When they raised
Tent Light Delight,
Ringo.
We will see the most amazing sights
Yes!
First of my straw will
strike up the band.
Wow!
Four to find it's everything in the land!
Spotlight shine and people
start to cheer at the sky!
Firebirds light up the sky!
We're gonna see the greatest show
in the world and the circus tonight!
When they raised, Tent Light, Ringo
We will see most amazing sighty yes!
First a Maestro will strike up the band.
Four to find its emphasis in the land!
Spotlight Show!
Get people start!
Chitiers!
Firewords, light up the sky!
We're gonna see the
greatest show at the world
at the circus tonight!
When they raise, kids it
light, delight, we go.
I can stop to cheat up the sky!
We're gonna see you!
Have you out in the back?
I wouldn't do that, plunge your face!
Not if you want to see your
precious princess again!
Watch out, Mario!
You met Cooper's just got a new name!
You met Cooper's just got a new name!
Mass Cupas!
No more clowning around, Cooper!
You're Coupa!
Ah!
Ah!
Yay!
Yay!
Way to go, Mario! You
sure cooked his casserole.
Yeah!
When we get the cave
people back to Dome City,
we'll have a celebration!
Yay!
Yay!
Yay!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh,
a round of applause, folks!
Set in the Clown!
The
Clown! Oh!
Oh,
no. While our
clown
gets his balance, I'll keep you
entertained with my juggling act!
Hey, that's my act you're reading!
Ha-ha-ha-Furt!
Meet our new star!
Yoshin!