Sym-Bionic Titan (2010) s01e03 Episode Script
Elephant Logic
"Titan friend or foe?" Today on "confrontation.
" We are joined by general Julius Steel, commander of the military forces that attacked the titan phenomenon.
Phenomenon? This thing is an abomination.
But, general, didn't he protect us from that fiery alien thing? Perhaps if he didn't bring that thing here, we wouldn't need his protection.
Well, I think he's a hero.
Hero? A hero is someone who fought his way through three wars, a man whose every medal is a testament to his devotion to his country and its protection.
There's no way I'll let this alien technological freak and his friends endanger our country.
But, general, even if titan is a danger, like you say, do you really think your army can be effective against him? Don't worry about that.
This old dog has a bark or two left.
3 2 1 Low-impact missiles fired for tactical drill.
Sym-bionic sword initiate.
Sword? We need to defend against the missiles.
Sym-bionic shield initiate.
No, I want to attack the missiles.
Sword.
No shield.
Uh, Ilana, Lance, wait.
Sword.
Shield.
Energize sword.
Energize shield.
Wait! Sword.
Shield.
Sword! Shield! Sword! Shield! We can fly? How did this happen? A fluctuation of energy seems to have engaged flight mode.
Let's see how high we can go.
No, wait.
Let's control it first.
Let's see what it can do.
No, slow it down.
No, more! We are losing stabilization.
System overload.
Ow.
Jacob, it's my turn to hold the leash! Nuh-unh, Eva! You've been holding it this whole time.
Hi.
We live right around the block, and you just moved in.
Barb told us all about you.
Have you settled in yet? Oh, yes.
Barb is very you're so mean! No, you are! Now, kids, what do the animal friends say? Mm, well, Ellie says that arguing isn't a way to communicate.
Hey, how about we do teamwork? Yeah! What are these animal friends? Oh, you know.
It's one of those educational TV shows.
There are programs that teach parental skills? Uh, no skills for children.
It wasNice to meet you.
Lance? Uh, we need to work on our oral report for history class tomorrow.
All right.
When I'm done.
No, we need to do it now.
Uh, okay.
I thought you were done.
I am.
Great.
The battle of little big horn.
You know, I'll just do it by myself.
Professor, progress report.
Uh, we have analyzed the specimen, and it is completely foreign to us.
We need more time to understand its chemical composition before we attempt to open it.
Professor, do you remember your first lab project in high school? You cut a frog open, you looked inside it to see its guts and how it ticks.
That's all I want you to do.
I want you to cut this frog to see how it ticks so next time we're faced with a giant alien frog, we'll know how to kill it! Uh, but I engage the X-18! The X-18 is nuclear-powered, sir.
The ramifications of using something like that on unknown matter well, there's no telling what could happen.
I don't care! That's an order! Steel.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Solomon! We've been tracking your rather mysterious maritime geological adventures.
This is a top-secret military exercise.
Get him off that monitor! I'm warning you, general.
You're messing with things beyond your engage.
Do it! Did we get it? Emergency lighting! Not a scratch.
Worthless technology.
I want this place up and running again, stat! But, sir, it'll take all night to reboot the mainframe.
Whatever.
This better be good! Look outside.
What? Sir, the X-18 itit caused Quiet! There's no proof.
But I Shut it! Seal off the perimeter.
Scramble the jets.
We'll blast that thing to kingdom come! When you're fighting and not sharing and nothing seems to work it's time to put your heads together and think of something good What are you doing? I am "pwepawing" a "nutwitious" meal composed of the "thwee" basic food "gwoups" eggs, "daiwy," and meat.
Why are you talking like that? No "weason.
" I mean, no reason.
Hungry? Sure.
What's wrong, Breezy? What's wrong, Lance? Ilana.
Pokey porcupine doesn't like me.
He never wants to play what I want to play.
She's a princess.
She's used to getting whatever she wants whenever she wants it.
Pokey always gots to get her way.
Talk to her.
Talk to her.
Talk to her? There's no talking to her.
She can never understand someone Like me.
People like her never have.
And they never will.
It's easy.
All you have to do is try.
Try.
You can do it, Breezy.
See?! It didn't work, elephanty.
Okay, people, big day today report day.
Come on, now.
Who's ready to go first? Any volunteers? Oh! Wonderful.
Ilana, Lance, you're up.
Read.
Target acquired.
Fox 3.
Fire! You're wasting your time.
You got any better ideas? Well, I was thinking, since you caused this, you would have a clue as to how to stop it.
What?! We need more firepower! "The battle of little big horn was fought in 1876 in Montana.
If it wasn't for the stubborn, pigheaded general Custer, the outcome might have been different"? What? What? Yes.
The self-centered general Custer, full of bravado, decided that he had to do it his way and led his army to a horrible crash! Well, perhaps we should talk about Custer's sister, who is truly responsible for the crash because her selfishness and arrogance made her deaf to Custer's experience.
Well, that's exactly what an overconfident and stubborn general would say.
No, he would say that his sister is a spoiled, know-it-all brat.
All right, you two, enough! It's obvious that there's some brother/sister thing happening, so I'm going to give you one more chance to present your report tomorrow.
But you better get your act together.
All right? I'll meet you in the library after school, okay? Fine.
Fine? Fine.
Fine.
What's wrong, Bree uh, Ilana? Lance.
Everything is always his way.
Talk to him? Talk to him? Believe me, I've tried.
It's like talking to a wall.
All he does is give orders.
He never listens to anyone.
Especially someone like me.
Try.
All I do is try.
It's not fair.
This is strange.
You're telling me.
I'm getting relationship advice from a robot? No.
There's a strange weather anomaly about 90 miles north of here.
What do you mean by strange? Colliding air pressure, violent arcing energy surges all contained in a massive, cylindrical force.
I don't see it.
I must go.
I will continue my analysis after next class.
Prepare to fire the E.
M.
P.
Sir, we don't know what the electromagnetic pulse will do to it.
Fire! Uh-oh.
Lance, Ilana's armor has just been turned on.
What? Where is she? There.
Energy readings are through the roof.
These gas compounds don't appear to be indigenous of earth.
This has Mutradi DNA.
Aah! What do you think you're doing? You shouldn't have come here on your own.
I came here alone because I didn't want to fight with you anymore.
Ilana, we ne Engage sym-bionic titan.
Titan?! - Sword! - Shield! Not again.
Neuron missiles initiate.
No, we have to focus all our energy to defend another blast.
We won't survive another blast.
We have to attack.
It's always your way, isn't it, Lance? No, Ilana, it's not about my way.
It's about the right way.
But the right way is not always your way.
So it's your way? When you're fighting and not sharing and nothing seems to work it's time to put your heads together and think of something good when you're fighting and not sharing and nothing seems to work Now, what is that? It's time to put your heads together Octus? Is that you? Yes, it is an earth children's song about teamwork a joint action of two or more people in which each person subordinates his or her individual interests and opinions to the unity and efficiency of the group.
We know what teamwork means.
Well, if earth children can use this application of life, then why can't you? We are all part of this team.
Another blast is coming.
How do we stop it? Its power is immense.
If there were a way to use it against itself Everyone okay? A few systems are down.
Inner/outer armor will shatter under the strain of another attack.
Wait.
What if we release the armor and let the energy hit our inner core? There is a possibility that we can absorb it.
And then redirect it into the eye of the storm.
Like a lightning rod, but, uh What is it, Octus? We will need to fly into the heart of the storm.
Can we make that happen again? We have to.
It's our only chance.
By the way, Octus, can you shut that music off now? Sorry.
I kind of like it.
We're out of control.
More altitude.
Together! Ilana, initiate sym-bionic shield.
Lance, initiate sym-bionic sword.
Yes, we are a sym-bionic fighting machine.
There's a massive buildup of electrical energy all around.
It is going to unleash its full power.
Opening armor.
Prepping circuitry interface for energy surge.
Ready to redirect energy.
Operational systems beginning to fail.
Fire back! He did it.
Move! No.
No, no, no, no.
Ilana.
Ilana.
Did you do it? We did it.
Let's not do that ever again.
My base is destroyed.
That titan! He did this! I hope you learned your lesson, general.
Yeah.
All I learned is that every dog will have his day.
Well, that was great, guys.
You really turned it around from yesterday's fiasco.
How did you do it? They used teamwork.
We did it, Breezy!
" We are joined by general Julius Steel, commander of the military forces that attacked the titan phenomenon.
Phenomenon? This thing is an abomination.
But, general, didn't he protect us from that fiery alien thing? Perhaps if he didn't bring that thing here, we wouldn't need his protection.
Well, I think he's a hero.
Hero? A hero is someone who fought his way through three wars, a man whose every medal is a testament to his devotion to his country and its protection.
There's no way I'll let this alien technological freak and his friends endanger our country.
But, general, even if titan is a danger, like you say, do you really think your army can be effective against him? Don't worry about that.
This old dog has a bark or two left.
3 2 1 Low-impact missiles fired for tactical drill.
Sym-bionic sword initiate.
Sword? We need to defend against the missiles.
Sym-bionic shield initiate.
No, I want to attack the missiles.
Sword.
No shield.
Uh, Ilana, Lance, wait.
Sword.
Shield.
Energize sword.
Energize shield.
Wait! Sword.
Shield.
Sword! Shield! Sword! Shield! We can fly? How did this happen? A fluctuation of energy seems to have engaged flight mode.
Let's see how high we can go.
No, wait.
Let's control it first.
Let's see what it can do.
No, slow it down.
No, more! We are losing stabilization.
System overload.
Ow.
Jacob, it's my turn to hold the leash! Nuh-unh, Eva! You've been holding it this whole time.
Hi.
We live right around the block, and you just moved in.
Barb told us all about you.
Have you settled in yet? Oh, yes.
Barb is very you're so mean! No, you are! Now, kids, what do the animal friends say? Mm, well, Ellie says that arguing isn't a way to communicate.
Hey, how about we do teamwork? Yeah! What are these animal friends? Oh, you know.
It's one of those educational TV shows.
There are programs that teach parental skills? Uh, no skills for children.
It wasNice to meet you.
Lance? Uh, we need to work on our oral report for history class tomorrow.
All right.
When I'm done.
No, we need to do it now.
Uh, okay.
I thought you were done.
I am.
Great.
The battle of little big horn.
You know, I'll just do it by myself.
Professor, progress report.
Uh, we have analyzed the specimen, and it is completely foreign to us.
We need more time to understand its chemical composition before we attempt to open it.
Professor, do you remember your first lab project in high school? You cut a frog open, you looked inside it to see its guts and how it ticks.
That's all I want you to do.
I want you to cut this frog to see how it ticks so next time we're faced with a giant alien frog, we'll know how to kill it! Uh, but I engage the X-18! The X-18 is nuclear-powered, sir.
The ramifications of using something like that on unknown matter well, there's no telling what could happen.
I don't care! That's an order! Steel.
I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Solomon! We've been tracking your rather mysterious maritime geological adventures.
This is a top-secret military exercise.
Get him off that monitor! I'm warning you, general.
You're messing with things beyond your engage.
Do it! Did we get it? Emergency lighting! Not a scratch.
Worthless technology.
I want this place up and running again, stat! But, sir, it'll take all night to reboot the mainframe.
Whatever.
This better be good! Look outside.
What? Sir, the X-18 itit caused Quiet! There's no proof.
But I Shut it! Seal off the perimeter.
Scramble the jets.
We'll blast that thing to kingdom come! When you're fighting and not sharing and nothing seems to work it's time to put your heads together and think of something good What are you doing? I am "pwepawing" a "nutwitious" meal composed of the "thwee" basic food "gwoups" eggs, "daiwy," and meat.
Why are you talking like that? No "weason.
" I mean, no reason.
Hungry? Sure.
What's wrong, Breezy? What's wrong, Lance? Ilana.
Pokey porcupine doesn't like me.
He never wants to play what I want to play.
She's a princess.
She's used to getting whatever she wants whenever she wants it.
Pokey always gots to get her way.
Talk to her.
Talk to her.
Talk to her? There's no talking to her.
She can never understand someone Like me.
People like her never have.
And they never will.
It's easy.
All you have to do is try.
Try.
You can do it, Breezy.
See?! It didn't work, elephanty.
Okay, people, big day today report day.
Come on, now.
Who's ready to go first? Any volunteers? Oh! Wonderful.
Ilana, Lance, you're up.
Read.
Target acquired.
Fox 3.
Fire! You're wasting your time.
You got any better ideas? Well, I was thinking, since you caused this, you would have a clue as to how to stop it.
What?! We need more firepower! "The battle of little big horn was fought in 1876 in Montana.
If it wasn't for the stubborn, pigheaded general Custer, the outcome might have been different"? What? What? Yes.
The self-centered general Custer, full of bravado, decided that he had to do it his way and led his army to a horrible crash! Well, perhaps we should talk about Custer's sister, who is truly responsible for the crash because her selfishness and arrogance made her deaf to Custer's experience.
Well, that's exactly what an overconfident and stubborn general would say.
No, he would say that his sister is a spoiled, know-it-all brat.
All right, you two, enough! It's obvious that there's some brother/sister thing happening, so I'm going to give you one more chance to present your report tomorrow.
But you better get your act together.
All right? I'll meet you in the library after school, okay? Fine.
Fine? Fine.
Fine.
What's wrong, Bree uh, Ilana? Lance.
Everything is always his way.
Talk to him? Talk to him? Believe me, I've tried.
It's like talking to a wall.
All he does is give orders.
He never listens to anyone.
Especially someone like me.
Try.
All I do is try.
It's not fair.
This is strange.
You're telling me.
I'm getting relationship advice from a robot? No.
There's a strange weather anomaly about 90 miles north of here.
What do you mean by strange? Colliding air pressure, violent arcing energy surges all contained in a massive, cylindrical force.
I don't see it.
I must go.
I will continue my analysis after next class.
Prepare to fire the E.
M.
P.
Sir, we don't know what the electromagnetic pulse will do to it.
Fire! Uh-oh.
Lance, Ilana's armor has just been turned on.
What? Where is she? There.
Energy readings are through the roof.
These gas compounds don't appear to be indigenous of earth.
This has Mutradi DNA.
Aah! What do you think you're doing? You shouldn't have come here on your own.
I came here alone because I didn't want to fight with you anymore.
Ilana, we ne Engage sym-bionic titan.
Titan?! - Sword! - Shield! Not again.
Neuron missiles initiate.
No, we have to focus all our energy to defend another blast.
We won't survive another blast.
We have to attack.
It's always your way, isn't it, Lance? No, Ilana, it's not about my way.
It's about the right way.
But the right way is not always your way.
So it's your way? When you're fighting and not sharing and nothing seems to work it's time to put your heads together and think of something good when you're fighting and not sharing and nothing seems to work Now, what is that? It's time to put your heads together Octus? Is that you? Yes, it is an earth children's song about teamwork a joint action of two or more people in which each person subordinates his or her individual interests and opinions to the unity and efficiency of the group.
We know what teamwork means.
Well, if earth children can use this application of life, then why can't you? We are all part of this team.
Another blast is coming.
How do we stop it? Its power is immense.
If there were a way to use it against itself Everyone okay? A few systems are down.
Inner/outer armor will shatter under the strain of another attack.
Wait.
What if we release the armor and let the energy hit our inner core? There is a possibility that we can absorb it.
And then redirect it into the eye of the storm.
Like a lightning rod, but, uh What is it, Octus? We will need to fly into the heart of the storm.
Can we make that happen again? We have to.
It's our only chance.
By the way, Octus, can you shut that music off now? Sorry.
I kind of like it.
We're out of control.
More altitude.
Together! Ilana, initiate sym-bionic shield.
Lance, initiate sym-bionic sword.
Yes, we are a sym-bionic fighting machine.
There's a massive buildup of electrical energy all around.
It is going to unleash its full power.
Opening armor.
Prepping circuitry interface for energy surge.
Ready to redirect energy.
Operational systems beginning to fail.
Fire back! He did it.
Move! No.
No, no, no, no.
Ilana.
Ilana.
Did you do it? We did it.
Let's not do that ever again.
My base is destroyed.
That titan! He did this! I hope you learned your lesson, general.
Yeah.
All I learned is that every dog will have his day.
Well, that was great, guys.
You really turned it around from yesterday's fiasco.
How did you do it? They used teamwork.
We did it, Breezy!