Thalaivettiyaan Paalayam (2024) s01e03 Episode Script

Bro, there is something called 25/5.
It means if you work for 25 minutes
you should stretch for five.
Hey, if I get up and workout every half hour at work what will everyone think?
You don't get it, Bro.
Sitting is the new smoking.
Why do you think twenty-year-olds are
getting heart attacks, diabetes and BP?
Because of no exercise only.
Hey don't scare me.
Bro, you can avoid a heart attack.
Just sit on the chair and exercise. Video call me, I'll show you.
Hmm okay, I'll call you.
Okay, go on!
Rotate your neck thrice.
Go anti clockwise.
Not that way, this way.
How does it matter which side?
The head is rotating!
Okay bro.
Do you want your back pain to reduce?
Yeah. Tell me.
Stretch out your arms.
Go backwards.
Go higher.
Even higher.
Go back!
Bro?
You there?
That looks like your bike?
I only gave it to them.
His office chair broke
so they went to get a new one.
Boss.
Does your chair have wheels?
This one has a cushion too!
The chair is nice, sir!
You also look like a king on a throne.
Right? It is very comfortable!
Now you don't even have to
walk anymore.
Like Rajini in Basha you can
just roll around everywhere!
It was an expensive chair,
shouldn't do all that so quickly.
Sir, should I rip the cover off?
What?
The plastic, sir.
Let that be. Why?
Why, sir? It will make sounds
when you sit. It's unhealthy too.
Lakshmi, the plastic gives the
feel of a brand new chair.
Answer it, answer it.
Hello?
- Hello!
Secretary sir. They have asked
us to paint that slogan right?
That ladies issue.
It doesn't look like it is done yet.
What happened?
I'm still searching for a painter. No one is available within our budget.
I'll call you as soon as I get one.
Hmm okay okay.
What happened brother?
He is still searching for a painter.
Boss, can I say something?
You need to keep that secretary
under your control.
Why do you say that, Muruga?
Sir is a good boy!
That's okay. But he's is a young boy.
He is an outsider.
We should show him our worth, right?
Am I right?
So you want me to keep the school open for your future in-laws to stay in right?
Okay, it'll be done!
Everytime I ask a favour you stand just like a God and help me out!
Hello! Secretary sir!
Tell me sir.
Its me. Is Lakshmipathy there?
Yes, he's here. Shall I give him the phone?
If I wanted to talk to him I would have called him.
Okay tell me, what do you need?
You know Murugan right? His daughter's wedding is coming up.
I'm sure you got an invite.
His in-laws needs a place to stay. We need to get the school ready.
So please send Lakshmipathy.
Also let him stay there a couple of days
and help out
I'll send him sir.
But two days is a lot.
He has office work too.
Send him now.
We will deal with tomorrow when it comes.
Boss!
You need to control that boy.
He can't talk back to you.
Sir.
Everyone here is like this.
No matter who's house is celebrating we all show up and help out.
You go show up, but if the officer comes and asks for Lakshmipathy
I will speak the truth.
Sir.
you speaking the truth may or may not cause problems with my job.
But if I don't go help out at the wedding, Murugan uncle will be offended.
He'll definitely call you also.
Me?
Yeah! Some work will be there for you also.
I couldn't but you come up with some excuse and get out of it.
What does that mean?
Escape!
Lakshmipathy, put some lights up. They'll cook at night, they'll need light.
Okay, boss!
Boss!
What is it now, Muruga?
The groom is stressing me out!
What does he want now?
He says he won't stay with his parents.
He wants a separate room for him
and his friends!
What do I do?
Where do we go for another room now?
Why is the boy acting like a fool?
I don't know why bad things happen to me!
It's okay. Grooms will try to show their power.
You don't worry, we'll sort it out.
Boss, if you weren't around
When I came to your house,
my mother in law warned me
that her son was not only thuggish
but also a fool.
Hey! Why are you bringing
my mother up now?
You have a daughter at a marriageable age.
You want to bring some random
groom to stay in our house!
How is that okay?
Since 'Sound' will go be hanging out with Murugan's daughter,
I assumed that it won't be an issue.
You assumed alright!
Okay, what should I do then?
If a boy comes to stay in our house, that can only be our son-in-law.
My dear, my goddess.
How should I solve this problem first.
Tell me that!
I gave Murugan my word.
Do whatever!
Why are you acting like you ask me before doing anything at all.
What if!
We get the groom to stay with the secretary at the Panchayat office?
I don't care if you make him
stay at the office or
parade him around town on a donkey
No one can come stay in our house.
That's all!
Here's some chips.
Sir
Sir, boss is here.
Ah, its okay its okay. Ah!
Secretary sir!
- Sir?
Murugan's son-in-law wants a
separate room to stay in.
I told him he can stay with you,
that's okay right?
Here?
Sir there's barely enough room for me. Will he be comfortable here?
Camper table?
What is camper table?
Will he be comfortable sir?
That will be fine! Lakshmipathy will clean the place up and keep it ready.
If you have any reservations, think of this as a favour to me, okay?
Lakshmipathy?
Take sir's things and put it in that room.
Bring a mattress from home and
put it here for sir to sleep.
Bring a few mattresses,
the groom is bringing some friends.
Everyone?
Here?
Boss, tea.
I'll go to the wedding house and
get started on the work.
Brother.
Do you think Murugan is right about secretary's disrespect for us?
No, no, that can't be. He's a very good boy.
He just has a grumpy face but
otherwise he's a nice boy.
Not that. Ever since he got a
chair bigger than mine
his tone towards us has changed.
Keep the meter running and collect the money from me in the evening.
Come Muruga.
Sir, my wife sent me to put serial lights where the groom is staying.
Yes, go ahead!
There, you can get power from that!
Would you like it to be rotating in circles or fall down like rain?
For my wedding,
they made it look like a pigeon flying!
Yes, I remember that! But from one angle they looked like crows.
Then go ahead, just like sir says
make it look like pigeons!
That's old style. Put in temple festivals. Now this is the model.
Is it?
- Yes.
What to do now, sir?
- Do what he says! Make it look like rain.
Oh, wait no!
Make it look like a train.
- Why are you confusing them?
Whatever it is, say it right!
Okay! You go get the secretary,
he will know what to do.
Sir!
- Hey!
Secretary sir!
Why are you screaming from here?
Go there and get him!
Did you call me, sir?
See, he's here right.
Sir. We have a small issue,
you need to solve it.
Tell me sir.
Should we put the serial lights falling down like rain or running like a train?
Is this why you called me, sir?
How does it matter, sir?
Sir
The groom is your age. We don't know what people your age like, right.
Sir, how will I know what the groom likes?
Sir, the new fad is to make it fall like rain.
You do whatever you like, sir. But the power goes at 9 o clock!
And then how does it matter
which way the lights run?
Oh my goodness, we forgot about that!
The groom has asked for AC! If the power goes even the fan won't work.
Then how can he stay here?
When the power goes, he can go sit outside and get some breeze.
Atleast there will be the solar light.
- Yes, you are right brother!
We will start the work, sir.
- Hello?
- Muruga?
The ghee is over and we
need a box to make the laddus!
What, how can you tell me now?
Then when should I tell you?
Fine, I'll get it! Hang up the phone!
What is it, Muruga? What now?
The ghee is over, and they want me to buy it and send it over now.
We have to go to the next town.
Who should I send?
Ah that's not a big deal,
we can send someone and get it.
I would go Muruga,
but the doctor has told me not to travel long distances on the bike.
It will mess with my bowels.
Then
Me? Sir, I have work!
Sir, don't say that.
If we don't send the laddus on time, the groom's side will cause a scene.
Please, help me.
Sir, what is this.
He's asking you as a favour, just go do it.
Sir, atleast you explain to him.
I would go but if it messes with my bowels then --
I'll go.
Where do I get the ghee?
You keep going, I'll call you.
Boss, if you weren't here --
I don't know what I'd do!
Hello?
- Yes, hello!
Thavasupullai has requested pure cow ghee.
Who is Thavasupullai, sir?
The cook!
Have you gone to the third street?
Sir, I have just entered the town now. If you tell me where the shop is I --
I can only tell you where it is
once you go there right?
Okay sir, I'll call you when I'm closer.
Also! Don't tell any of the other shops that you are buying ghee for my house.
They will be sad that
we didn't buy from them.
Sir, why would I tell them that? I won't.
Okay, I shall hang up.
Hello? Secretary sir?
Tell me, sir.
You know our Chinaraasu uncle's mother?
What about her, does she want ghee as well?
Why does she need ghee?
She wants the Kumbakonam betelnut leaf.
So?
That is also available only in town. On your way back can you just pick it up for her?
Where do I get that, sir?
You don't have to roam around for it, it is available right next to the bus stand.
Okay, is one rupee worth of it enough?
One rupee?
Sir! She chews on it like cows with grass.
Buy two packets.
Packets?
Ask the shopkeeper he will give it to you.
Okay.
- You'll get it right?
Okay, sir!
I'll hang up.
Sir! Sir! Where is the ghee shop?
- There.
Is this the ghee shop?
No, not here. Go that side and ask.
It'll be there.
This isn't it?
- No. Check there.
Where is the ghee shop here?
Over there in the corner.
That one?
- Yes.
Brother, where is Murugan?
He left ages ago.
Hey, it is the secretary!
Secretary sir, tell me!
Sir, I brought the ghee to the office.
Where are you?
Why did you take the ghee there? You should bring it to Thavasupullai.
Where is he, sir?
In the cooking area.
- Where is that, sir?!
If you come Southwards from our office, you'll see a wedding hall. That place!
I don't understand. Sir, will it be decorated?
Yes, sir. That one. Will you come?
Yes, I'll figure it out.
- Okay!
Yes, everyone please come in.
Yes, go that way!
Sir!
- Secretary sir! Ghee right?
Thavasupullai is there, give it to him.
There?
- Yes, there. Please go give it.
Sister, please keep the food inside!
Sir, here is the ghee.
Go keep it in the store room.
Hey. Stop.
You bought the leaves for me, why are you taking it with you?
Give!
Why are you giving it in your left hand?
Give it in your right!
Sir, I've handed it over.
Wait, help me take this there.
Wait wait wait!
Why are you blocking the way? Move!
Sir.
We made go around like a train just the way you wanted. How is it?
Sir! Sir!
Just stand there, I'll get a picture.
Me?
Why are you taking my picture?
If I send a picture to Murugan sir,
he'll be happy right.
Is this my wedding,
why would you take my picture?
Go do your job. I'm already pissed off and now you want a picture.
Let him go, I'll stand.
Take my picture.
Brother-in-law.
Didn't bathe?
I had a bath in the night.
Machan You know that new chair that the secretary has bought
How much do you think it costs?
I don't know, brother!
Shall I find out for you?
Are you going to get one too?
No, no.
Then it'll look like I copied him.
Yes, yes. You are right.
When I don't have a chair with wheels
the secretary getting one
feels like a blow to me.
That boy doesn't seem
like that type, brother.
Hmm, you seem to think so. Okay, shall we go see the groom?
This old thing! Get rid of it.
Just wait and see, everyone is going to think you are the groom!
Brother! You are always teasing me.
By the way
how much are you going to do tomorrow?
The money right? That's what your sister is for. The finance minister.
How much Murugan has done for us. What we have done for him.
How much more is left to do.
She'll calculate it all and tell me
and I will give accordingly.
Sound's mom, shall we go?
Coming, dear!
Welcome, son.
Give everyone some drinks.
Welcome, son.
- Sir please take.
Is it cold?
Come, come, come in.
Come, boys. Come along.
Please come in.
Welcome, my groom! Welcome!
Sit please!
All of you, please sit.
Son, this room has been
arranged for you to sleep.
For everyone else,
there are mattresses here.
There. The secretary will
take care of that.
Nicely said!
The wedding is at dawn, I doubt our groom will get any sleep.
Hey, your wedding night is tomorrow. Why are they making this joke now?
They're talking about something else.
Okay, off we go.
We will go by the school and
see your parents as well.
What about dinner?
You all haven't eaten yet, right?
No.
Food Oh, there's biryani here!
Go keep it inside, boy.
Sir will take care of you.
Boys, sir is like a big brother to the bride.
Sir, Lakshmipathy will be here too right?
No no, he's got a lot of work
at home. Come let's go.
Son, we will be off.
Brother. There is biryani.
Can I eat and come?
It'll mess with your bowels.
Just come.
Sir, I'll leave. You take care.
Bro, shall I bring it from the car?
Wait! Let them leave, man.
Shall I serve you some food?
[GANG LAUGHS]
We need to water ourselves before food!
Not now.
Okay I will be in the room,
call me if you need anything.
What the heck, we are sitting here and he's going into the room so disrespectfully?
Let it be, maybe he's busy.
Fine.
Cheers!
Hey Muruga
- What?
This guy's father in law's name
is also Muruganandan!
From now he should call you father as well!
Idiot!
Hey bro, don't come and ask me for my daughter. I can't give her to you!
- What? Daughter?
- Yes?
For you?
- Yeah!
You think that will happen?
Are you guys making fun of me?
I am manly guy!
- Only Gomathi can answer that.
It's all become stale,
isn't there chicken or something?
Go check the bag?
We are all hungry, let us just eat.
Call that guy!
Why do you want chicken now?
Hello?
Dad, can you hear me?
There's a big crowd here for a wedding that's why all the noise.
Causing a ruckus.
This town is like that, dad!
Hello!
Can you give us food?
Can you wait, I'm on the phone.
We have to wait?
Yes, I've eaten. Have you?
Okay okay Yeah the wedding food only.
What happened? What did he say?
Apparently we are a rowdy crowd.
I asked for food and he
arrogantly asked me to wait!
I think you made a mistake.
I'm thinking maybe you agreed
to this wedding too hastily.
Let it be, I'll handle it.
What happened?
We have powercuts often here, sir.
When will it come back?
It goes at 9 PM I don't know when it'll be back. But it won't be long!
Bro, there's light outside. Let's go come.
- Yeah, come let's go.
Bring the chairs outside.
(Incoherent chatter)
Sir, please sit.
Careful!
You're okay right?
I'm okay.
What a town you've found a girl in!
He gave you a broken chair.
Hey. Don't you have any good chairs?
Why did you give me the broken chair?
I'll bring another chair.
Bro!
There's a chair with wheels inside.
I want that.
Please sit.
Bro, nice right?
Now you look like a groom!
He's back.
Give give, I'm dying of hunger!
Shouldn't he give the groom first?
Hey! Wait, wait!
It is vegetarian biryani!
- What the hell?
Isn't there chicken or mutton here?
Call the girl's family and
ask them to come here fast.
How can you insult us like this
with vegetarian biryani?
Wait, wait sir! I will call and
find out about this.
Sir, how will I know that it
was vegetarian biryani?
Yes, they are angry.
You please come.
Me?
Sir, there's no way I can come
there and bring biryani back!
Besides, there's no power here, I don't have a bike. It is dark --
Hey!
Why are you removing the plastic?
It is making an annoying sound!
Sit on it with the sound, sir!
This is my personal chair,
not your wedding chair.
You tear up whatever chair
your father in law gets you!
Asshole!
Hey! What did he say?
What did he say?
He said asshole, bro.
- What does that mean?
What does it mean?
I don't know.
- Check the internet!
Oh my gosh!
What does it say?
The part of the body that
helps you defecate.
What does that mean?
Bro! He called you an anus!
Bro, call my dad and ask him to come.
You liked my son and agreed
to this marriage right?
If you didn't like him you
should have said so then!
How can you bring the groom here and then call him an asshole?
Does my son look like an anus to you?
Sir, asshole doesn't have to mean anus.
Idiot. Fool.
You can scroll down and see.
He must have meant fool!
The groom looks
son, turn this way!
He doesn't look like an anus.
Dad!
What say, machan?
- You are right, brother.
He doesn't look like an anus.
Mom!
Sir must have meant fool!
Yes, the groom looks like a king!
He wouldn't have meant to call him anus.
How can he call the groom a fool?
Will anyone respect him now?
The secretary sometimes talks
without thinking through.
He even called me a fool,
if you can believe it!
When?
What did you do then?
I just called him a fool right back!
That's all.
Son, you also call him a fool!
Yes!
- Yes go for it!
No, I won't call him a fool.
Then?
- What was that?
I'll call him an asshole!
Okay, go for it!
Asshole!
An asshole for an asshole, it is done!
Son, you go get some sleep! You are getting married tomorrow!
No! I want one more thing.
Son, what more do you want?
This chair.
This wheel chair?
Yes.
Hello? Can you hear me?
Hello?
Didn't you go for the wedding?
How can I go to the wedding?
Those guys finished all the water in the tank, and now I have none for a bath.
What is that noise?
The whole town is full of speakers,
that is why its so loud.
Sekar family gave 50 rupees-
write it down!
Shamugam family gave 100 rupees.
Raju family 50 rupees.
(incoherent chatter)