That's So Raven (2003) s01e03 Episode Script
Party Animal
1 Corey have you been using my CD player again? No.
Then why is there bologna in it? Are you mad? You got that right.
Then it's done its job.
Look, toad Hey, hey! That's enough out of you two.
Don't make me turn this kitchen around 'cause I will.
Okay, uh, Corey have you thought about what friends you want to bring to the movies for your birthday tomorrow? Just Steve and Mark.
That's all? You sure you don't want to do something a little bit more special? Why bother? Every year Billy Cochran has his party the day before mine, and everybody likes it better.
Hey, Corey, um, did you ever consider that maybe it's not the party they liked better? Well, how would you like me to make that flower a permanent part of your head? Can you reach it? Okay.
Okay, okay! That's enough, you two.
How come you always have to get in his face like that? You're his big sister.
You should know better.
Dad, this is part of the morning routine, okay? Take a bath, brush my teeth fight with Corey, eat a muffin.
Honey, you remember Lucy Sherman? You two were the best of friends until third grade.
Then for some reason you started picking at each other.
Mom, what does she have to do with anything? We don't even talk anymore.
You don't? Oh, gee, did I just make a point? And you think that's actually going to happen with me and Corey? Mama, please.
He is probably upstairs right now putting hot dogs in my blow dryer.
You're the worst sister.
I hate you.
All we're saying is that one day you're going to push him a little too far.
Yep, that's me.
I've never had a vision like this before, you guys.
Corey said that I was the worst sister and that he hated me.
Rae my brother says he hates me all the time.
I mean, it doesn't mean anything.
Eddie, your brother's two.
Okay, all he can say is "I hate you" and "I have poopy in my pants.
" Rae maybe you're making too big a deal out of this.
But you guys did not see this look on his face.
Okay, I have never seen him so angry at me before.
What if he never talks to me again? Oh, right, and that would be a bad thing? That was funny.
This is not a joke, you guys, okay? This is my little brother.
I just can't have him hate me.
Look who's home.
Looks like someone needs a little pillow fluffing.
There you go.
Can't hate a pillow-fluffer, can you? So, um how was your day? We all went to the aquarium for Billy's birthday and had a great time.
I hated it.
Oh, well, maybe a little candy will make it all better.
You take the first bite.
Well, we won't be gone too long.
We're going to walk down to that new seafood restaurant for dinner.
Okay, you go to bed early, honey.
You've got a big birthday tomorrow.
Oh, and take a bath.
With soap.
And water.
And don't put that same underwear back on.
Don't feel bad, son.
Your mama tells me the same thing.
Wow, Corey, your tenth birthday! And you know what you need? You need a "My party is better than Billy's party" party and I'm going to give it to you.
Really? Mm-hmm.
What's in it for you? Just to know that I am the one who put that beautiful smile on your face.
Well, if that's all you're after you can just move out.
I could, but, um I mean, then you would miss that great party that I'm going to throw for you.
What kind of party? I don't know yet, but whatever it is I promise you, you won't hate me it.
You-you won't hate it.
Hey, y'all.
Welcome to Corey's tenth birthday party.
It's going to be the bomb.
Come on in.
Come on.
I'll take that present, thank you.
Hi.
Sounds cheap, sweetie.
I'll get you something better.
Hey, all right.
Hi, Billy.
There's no way your party's going to be better than mine.
Oh, well actually, my brother's birthday party is going to be tight, thank you very much.
Tell them where we're going.
We're going to the San Francisco Zoo.
The zoo? That's your great idea? Zip it, okay? 'Cause, uh, he's not finished, all right? Finish.
My dad got us VIP passes to the Reptile House.
We get to party with the pythons.
Yeah! Rae, you're the best.
I know I am 'cause I'm your sister and you love me.
Now, keep that thought.
I'm going to go get Mom and Dad so we can go to the zoo.
What are you guys still doing in bed? Get dressed.
We got to go to the zoo.
Your mom and I got food poisoning from the seafood restaurant last night.
You know that leftover linguine with clams we brought home? Throw it out.
Oh, did I say throw? Honey, we're going to have to cancel Corey's party.
Honey! Dad, we cannot cancel Corey's party, okay? He's going to hate me.
No, he won't.
Now, you're a psychic, right, baby? Tell me how long your mama's going to be in there.
Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey Listen to that.
I think I'm the man.
Yeah, but I got some bad news, sweetie.
Mom and Dad have food poisoning so we have to cancel your party.
You're canceling my party? Hey, Corey's party's a wipe.
Who wants to go to my house? They have a big screen TV.
Go, Billy! Go, Billy.
Go, Billy! Go, Billy Great.
Now I'm going to be a big joke.
I knew I should have just gone to the movies.
No, no, no, no, no.
You know what? We can still have fun here, Corey.
I'll tell you what.
If we can't go to the zoo, then, uh the zoo can come to us.
Really? Yes.
You can do that? Go, Billy! Go, Billy! Go, Billy Hey, guys, my sister says the zoo's coming to us! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey.
Okay, they ate all of the animal crackers and now they want the real thing.
So, did you find an animal guy that can come to the house? Well, I've tried Sammy the Snakeman Pythons on Parade, and Lizards of Oz.
They're all booked.
Chelsea, thank you so much.
How did everything go? Great.
My mom had lots of party stuff.
There's, like, hats and balloons and Oh, oh, there's this happy 50th birthday sign.
Oh, great.
Um, here's some scissors.
Cut off 40 years, thank you.
Okay, so, uh, did you try oh, this guy named Reptile Rick? Reptile Rick's coming to my party? He's even more fun than the zoo.
Hey, everybody, Reptile Rick's coming! Yay! I know.
Going through your whole life with a first name like Reptile.
Good day.
Reptile Rick here.
I'm on a bit of a walkabout so leave me a message at the beep.
Rae, just forget it.
He's probably booked.
Okay, you know what? Your problem is, you just don't know how to handle these people, all right? Listen to this.
Oh, good day, mate.
This is Raven from Down Under.
I need you to come to a party at 419 Miranda Place lickety-splitsy, all right? No worries.
Um, I'm in a bit of a wobbly? All right, good day.
What do you think? I wouldn't bet my wobbly on it.
Okay, now, with this hair and, uh, your complexion I definitely say that you're a Let me yes, you're an autumn.
So I'd stay away from the pinks and, and and the peaches, all right? Now don't crowd around.
I will do everybody.
I'm going to go check on the zoo.
Aren't we having such fun? So, did Reptile Rick call back yet? No, he didn't, Rae.
Just face it: he's not coming.
You're just going to have to tell Corey the truth, Rae.
And have him hate me? Have him think that I am the worst sister ever? You're giving makeup advice to ten-year-old boys.
I think that ship has sailed.
Everyone wants to go home.
Is Reptile Rick coming or not? Can I answer that? Reptile Rick.
That's right, mate.
I'm Reptile Rick.
And you must be the birthday boy.
Everyone, Reptile Rick's here! You must be Raven.
Yeah, I Take that.
Oh, okay, Rick.
Well, you know this is not exactly the lizard that I ordered because I thought your name was Reptile Rick not "Big Pig in my Kitchen" Rick.
Hey, easy, Sheila.
I've got all the reptiles you want out in the, uh out in the truck.
Personally, I don't really think that animals should be kept in cages.
Oh, yeah? Neither do I.
Let's let it out, shall we? No! I- I mean, uh, it might scare the kids.
Right.
So, um, is this little guy part of your act? Oh, no.
This is Fanny, my potbellied pig.
Isn't she a beaut? Couldn't leave her in the truck.
Last time I did, she squealed on me.
Squealed on me.
You don't get it.
Anyway, you got anything to eat? I just did four shows with no lunch.
You know, I'm starving.
Rae! Oh, okay, ha That's my mom, so you go get whatever you need.
Just search around.
I need you to check on the kids Well, I go check on my mom and you need to whatever's in there, don't let it out.
And you Okay, you need a tissue.
Okay.
Okay, so are you guys feeling okay? What is all that noise downstairs? Oh, that? You know, that's just Corey and his friends 'cause, Mom, I really didn't have the heart to cancel his party, so you know, I'm just doing a little something for him downstairs.
Nothing big.
Why don't you let him watch some videos or something? Last thing we need is a zoo down there.
Interesting choice of words.
Hey, Rick, no.
You're not supposed to eat that.
My parents got sick from that.
Don't worry about me, Sheila.
I've eaten snakes, I've eaten lizards I've eaten rats on a stick in the noonday sun.
Old Reptile Rick's got a cast-iron What's in Matilda? Where's the dunny? The what-y? The dunny, the loo.
The who? The glu never mind.
Hey, Reptile, can't you just like, get sick in front of the kids? I mean, they love that.
Okay.
Are you all ready for Reptile Rick? Well, uh, he's throwing up so here's Reptile Raven.
Voila.
Iguana.
Do something with it.
Dancing iguana, dancing iguana Dancing iguana, dancing iguana Peeing iguana, peeing iguana Peeing iguana Peeing iguana, peeing iguana Peeing This party stinks.
Where are the snakes? Snakes? You want snakes? Well, I'll get you snakes.
But you hate snakes.
Are you kidding me? Reptile Raven loves snakes.
Oh, I hate snakes.
Not as much as I hate frogs.
Actually, Rae, they're South American bullfrogs.
And they hate being in cages.
They were talking to me.
Unlock it.
Unlock it.
What? I just don't want to step on them.
They're endangered, you know? What is all that noise down there? I don't know, but I'll go find out.
Oh, my goodness.
My dad's going to come downstairs.
We got to get rid of these frogs.
Okay, okay, I got it covered.
Fellas, back in the cage.
Eddie, stop snapping and start grabbing.
Come on.
Rae? You down there? Just came down to see what all this noise is about.
Noise? Oh, Dad, I'm sorry.
I'll be sure to keep it down! How you doing? You know, are you feeling okay? Yeah, well, maybe a little ginger ale will help.
I don't know.
My head's starting to feel a little clammy.
Do I look okay? Dad, you look good.
So, but I think I just need to check your your fever, so let me see your head right Oh, what's that? What? Nothing, nothing.
You're okay.
Is everybody okay? We're just Um, yeah feeling the groove, Mr.
Baxter.
Yeah, can you feel it? Well, um could you kids not move so much because you're making me want to Oh, I got to go.
Okay, everybody's ready for the snakes.
This is going to be so cool.
Anything to make you happy.
Raven Baxter's modeling this year's newest fall fashion-- her new line of boas.
Yes, it's what every girl should have around her neck this year.
And guys, with the holiday seasons coming up what better way to say "I love you" than a new boa? Okay, available in spots and solids up to 25 feet long, mice not included.
Thank you so much.
Bye-bye.
Ah! Get it off! I'm getting it.
I'm getting it off.
Hey, Corey.
Pretty cool snake, huh? Can't hate me for that.
They're laughing out there.
Reptile Rick doesn't model snakes.
He wrestles them.
He does? And now, for the first time in these United States Reptile Raven will attempt to wrestle one of the world's deadliest reptiles.
The Man-eating Anaconda.
All right.
It's a big one.
He's in the box.
He might bite off my arm or maybe a leg.
You never know.
A chance you have to take with anacondas.
I think it's dead.
Oh, crikey, it's got me It's all right.
I think I've got it.
No, wait! It's just a stupid stuffed animal.
It is? I guess that's why it hasn't been eating the mice.
This party reeks.
I'm going home.
Who wants to come? I do.
Corey, wait.
This was the worst party, and you're the Stop.
Okay, I know what you're going to say.
Come here.
Listen.
I know you're going to say I was the worst sister ever and you hate me.
And I don't blame you, okay? I ruined your birthday, I always argue with you and I know I am not the nicest sister.
But I just don't want us to stop talking, you know? I want us to always be friends.
And even though we fight I still love you.
Hey, Baxter.
You got to come see this.
Ah, see that? See his little nose? That's sniffing for milk, aye? Hey, birthday boy, take a closer look.
Fanny just had her babies.
This is so cool.
Great party, Baxter.
Really? So you don't hate me? Well, I kind of thought I did but how many sisters would do all this for their little brother? So we're okay? No, we're great.
Well, I'm all packed up.
I'm glad your party worked out for you, little fella.
Fanny's going to remember it.
That's for sure.
Now, all I need is my snake back.
It's in the cage.
What? That? Oh, no.
That's the baby.
I'm looking for its mama.
The mama? Raven
Then why is there bologna in it? Are you mad? You got that right.
Then it's done its job.
Look, toad Hey, hey! That's enough out of you two.
Don't make me turn this kitchen around 'cause I will.
Okay, uh, Corey have you thought about what friends you want to bring to the movies for your birthday tomorrow? Just Steve and Mark.
That's all? You sure you don't want to do something a little bit more special? Why bother? Every year Billy Cochran has his party the day before mine, and everybody likes it better.
Hey, Corey, um, did you ever consider that maybe it's not the party they liked better? Well, how would you like me to make that flower a permanent part of your head? Can you reach it? Okay.
Okay, okay! That's enough, you two.
How come you always have to get in his face like that? You're his big sister.
You should know better.
Dad, this is part of the morning routine, okay? Take a bath, brush my teeth fight with Corey, eat a muffin.
Honey, you remember Lucy Sherman? You two were the best of friends until third grade.
Then for some reason you started picking at each other.
Mom, what does she have to do with anything? We don't even talk anymore.
You don't? Oh, gee, did I just make a point? And you think that's actually going to happen with me and Corey? Mama, please.
He is probably upstairs right now putting hot dogs in my blow dryer.
You're the worst sister.
I hate you.
All we're saying is that one day you're going to push him a little too far.
Yep, that's me.
I've never had a vision like this before, you guys.
Corey said that I was the worst sister and that he hated me.
Rae my brother says he hates me all the time.
I mean, it doesn't mean anything.
Eddie, your brother's two.
Okay, all he can say is "I hate you" and "I have poopy in my pants.
" Rae maybe you're making too big a deal out of this.
But you guys did not see this look on his face.
Okay, I have never seen him so angry at me before.
What if he never talks to me again? Oh, right, and that would be a bad thing? That was funny.
This is not a joke, you guys, okay? This is my little brother.
I just can't have him hate me.
Look who's home.
Looks like someone needs a little pillow fluffing.
There you go.
Can't hate a pillow-fluffer, can you? So, um how was your day? We all went to the aquarium for Billy's birthday and had a great time.
I hated it.
Oh, well, maybe a little candy will make it all better.
You take the first bite.
Well, we won't be gone too long.
We're going to walk down to that new seafood restaurant for dinner.
Okay, you go to bed early, honey.
You've got a big birthday tomorrow.
Oh, and take a bath.
With soap.
And water.
And don't put that same underwear back on.
Don't feel bad, son.
Your mama tells me the same thing.
Wow, Corey, your tenth birthday! And you know what you need? You need a "My party is better than Billy's party" party and I'm going to give it to you.
Really? Mm-hmm.
What's in it for you? Just to know that I am the one who put that beautiful smile on your face.
Well, if that's all you're after you can just move out.
I could, but, um I mean, then you would miss that great party that I'm going to throw for you.
What kind of party? I don't know yet, but whatever it is I promise you, you won't hate me it.
You-you won't hate it.
Hey, y'all.
Welcome to Corey's tenth birthday party.
It's going to be the bomb.
Come on in.
Come on.
I'll take that present, thank you.
Hi.
Sounds cheap, sweetie.
I'll get you something better.
Hey, all right.
Hi, Billy.
There's no way your party's going to be better than mine.
Oh, well actually, my brother's birthday party is going to be tight, thank you very much.
Tell them where we're going.
We're going to the San Francisco Zoo.
The zoo? That's your great idea? Zip it, okay? 'Cause, uh, he's not finished, all right? Finish.
My dad got us VIP passes to the Reptile House.
We get to party with the pythons.
Yeah! Rae, you're the best.
I know I am 'cause I'm your sister and you love me.
Now, keep that thought.
I'm going to go get Mom and Dad so we can go to the zoo.
What are you guys still doing in bed? Get dressed.
We got to go to the zoo.
Your mom and I got food poisoning from the seafood restaurant last night.
You know that leftover linguine with clams we brought home? Throw it out.
Oh, did I say throw? Honey, we're going to have to cancel Corey's party.
Honey! Dad, we cannot cancel Corey's party, okay? He's going to hate me.
No, he won't.
Now, you're a psychic, right, baby? Tell me how long your mama's going to be in there.
Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey Listen to that.
I think I'm the man.
Yeah, but I got some bad news, sweetie.
Mom and Dad have food poisoning so we have to cancel your party.
You're canceling my party? Hey, Corey's party's a wipe.
Who wants to go to my house? They have a big screen TV.
Go, Billy! Go, Billy.
Go, Billy! Go, Billy Great.
Now I'm going to be a big joke.
I knew I should have just gone to the movies.
No, no, no, no, no.
You know what? We can still have fun here, Corey.
I'll tell you what.
If we can't go to the zoo, then, uh the zoo can come to us.
Really? Yes.
You can do that? Go, Billy! Go, Billy! Go, Billy Hey, guys, my sister says the zoo's coming to us! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey! Go, Corey.
Okay, they ate all of the animal crackers and now they want the real thing.
So, did you find an animal guy that can come to the house? Well, I've tried Sammy the Snakeman Pythons on Parade, and Lizards of Oz.
They're all booked.
Chelsea, thank you so much.
How did everything go? Great.
My mom had lots of party stuff.
There's, like, hats and balloons and Oh, oh, there's this happy 50th birthday sign.
Oh, great.
Um, here's some scissors.
Cut off 40 years, thank you.
Okay, so, uh, did you try oh, this guy named Reptile Rick? Reptile Rick's coming to my party? He's even more fun than the zoo.
Hey, everybody, Reptile Rick's coming! Yay! I know.
Going through your whole life with a first name like Reptile.
Good day.
Reptile Rick here.
I'm on a bit of a walkabout so leave me a message at the beep.
Rae, just forget it.
He's probably booked.
Okay, you know what? Your problem is, you just don't know how to handle these people, all right? Listen to this.
Oh, good day, mate.
This is Raven from Down Under.
I need you to come to a party at 419 Miranda Place lickety-splitsy, all right? No worries.
Um, I'm in a bit of a wobbly? All right, good day.
What do you think? I wouldn't bet my wobbly on it.
Okay, now, with this hair and, uh, your complexion I definitely say that you're a Let me yes, you're an autumn.
So I'd stay away from the pinks and, and and the peaches, all right? Now don't crowd around.
I will do everybody.
I'm going to go check on the zoo.
Aren't we having such fun? So, did Reptile Rick call back yet? No, he didn't, Rae.
Just face it: he's not coming.
You're just going to have to tell Corey the truth, Rae.
And have him hate me? Have him think that I am the worst sister ever? You're giving makeup advice to ten-year-old boys.
I think that ship has sailed.
Everyone wants to go home.
Is Reptile Rick coming or not? Can I answer that? Reptile Rick.
That's right, mate.
I'm Reptile Rick.
And you must be the birthday boy.
Everyone, Reptile Rick's here! You must be Raven.
Yeah, I Take that.
Oh, okay, Rick.
Well, you know this is not exactly the lizard that I ordered because I thought your name was Reptile Rick not "Big Pig in my Kitchen" Rick.
Hey, easy, Sheila.
I've got all the reptiles you want out in the, uh out in the truck.
Personally, I don't really think that animals should be kept in cages.
Oh, yeah? Neither do I.
Let's let it out, shall we? No! I- I mean, uh, it might scare the kids.
Right.
So, um, is this little guy part of your act? Oh, no.
This is Fanny, my potbellied pig.
Isn't she a beaut? Couldn't leave her in the truck.
Last time I did, she squealed on me.
Squealed on me.
You don't get it.
Anyway, you got anything to eat? I just did four shows with no lunch.
You know, I'm starving.
Rae! Oh, okay, ha That's my mom, so you go get whatever you need.
Just search around.
I need you to check on the kids Well, I go check on my mom and you need to whatever's in there, don't let it out.
And you Okay, you need a tissue.
Okay.
Okay, so are you guys feeling okay? What is all that noise downstairs? Oh, that? You know, that's just Corey and his friends 'cause, Mom, I really didn't have the heart to cancel his party, so you know, I'm just doing a little something for him downstairs.
Nothing big.
Why don't you let him watch some videos or something? Last thing we need is a zoo down there.
Interesting choice of words.
Hey, Rick, no.
You're not supposed to eat that.
My parents got sick from that.
Don't worry about me, Sheila.
I've eaten snakes, I've eaten lizards I've eaten rats on a stick in the noonday sun.
Old Reptile Rick's got a cast-iron What's in Matilda? Where's the dunny? The what-y? The dunny, the loo.
The who? The glu never mind.
Hey, Reptile, can't you just like, get sick in front of the kids? I mean, they love that.
Okay.
Are you all ready for Reptile Rick? Well, uh, he's throwing up so here's Reptile Raven.
Voila.
Iguana.
Do something with it.
Dancing iguana, dancing iguana Dancing iguana, dancing iguana Peeing iguana, peeing iguana Peeing iguana Peeing iguana, peeing iguana Peeing This party stinks.
Where are the snakes? Snakes? You want snakes? Well, I'll get you snakes.
But you hate snakes.
Are you kidding me? Reptile Raven loves snakes.
Oh, I hate snakes.
Not as much as I hate frogs.
Actually, Rae, they're South American bullfrogs.
And they hate being in cages.
They were talking to me.
Unlock it.
Unlock it.
What? I just don't want to step on them.
They're endangered, you know? What is all that noise down there? I don't know, but I'll go find out.
Oh, my goodness.
My dad's going to come downstairs.
We got to get rid of these frogs.
Okay, okay, I got it covered.
Fellas, back in the cage.
Eddie, stop snapping and start grabbing.
Come on.
Rae? You down there? Just came down to see what all this noise is about.
Noise? Oh, Dad, I'm sorry.
I'll be sure to keep it down! How you doing? You know, are you feeling okay? Yeah, well, maybe a little ginger ale will help.
I don't know.
My head's starting to feel a little clammy.
Do I look okay? Dad, you look good.
So, but I think I just need to check your your fever, so let me see your head right Oh, what's that? What? Nothing, nothing.
You're okay.
Is everybody okay? We're just Um, yeah feeling the groove, Mr.
Baxter.
Yeah, can you feel it? Well, um could you kids not move so much because you're making me want to Oh, I got to go.
Okay, everybody's ready for the snakes.
This is going to be so cool.
Anything to make you happy.
Raven Baxter's modeling this year's newest fall fashion-- her new line of boas.
Yes, it's what every girl should have around her neck this year.
And guys, with the holiday seasons coming up what better way to say "I love you" than a new boa? Okay, available in spots and solids up to 25 feet long, mice not included.
Thank you so much.
Bye-bye.
Ah! Get it off! I'm getting it.
I'm getting it off.
Hey, Corey.
Pretty cool snake, huh? Can't hate me for that.
They're laughing out there.
Reptile Rick doesn't model snakes.
He wrestles them.
He does? And now, for the first time in these United States Reptile Raven will attempt to wrestle one of the world's deadliest reptiles.
The Man-eating Anaconda.
All right.
It's a big one.
He's in the box.
He might bite off my arm or maybe a leg.
You never know.
A chance you have to take with anacondas.
I think it's dead.
Oh, crikey, it's got me It's all right.
I think I've got it.
No, wait! It's just a stupid stuffed animal.
It is? I guess that's why it hasn't been eating the mice.
This party reeks.
I'm going home.
Who wants to come? I do.
Corey, wait.
This was the worst party, and you're the Stop.
Okay, I know what you're going to say.
Come here.
Listen.
I know you're going to say I was the worst sister ever and you hate me.
And I don't blame you, okay? I ruined your birthday, I always argue with you and I know I am not the nicest sister.
But I just don't want us to stop talking, you know? I want us to always be friends.
And even though we fight I still love you.
Hey, Baxter.
You got to come see this.
Ah, see that? See his little nose? That's sniffing for milk, aye? Hey, birthday boy, take a closer look.
Fanny just had her babies.
This is so cool.
Great party, Baxter.
Really? So you don't hate me? Well, I kind of thought I did but how many sisters would do all this for their little brother? So we're okay? No, we're great.
Well, I'm all packed up.
I'm glad your party worked out for you, little fella.
Fanny's going to remember it.
That's for sure.
Now, all I need is my snake back.
It's in the cage.
What? That? Oh, no.
That's the baby.
I'm looking for its mama.
The mama? Raven