The Class s01e03 Episode Script

If you missed The Class, here's what you missed.
Ethan was dumped by his fiancée Joanne, but his supportive new friend Kat was there to help him through it.
Just so I know, um, how long are you gonna wallow? Holly reunited with her old friend Kyle.
I watch you on TV all the time.
Holly Ellenbogen, Action News.
It's not Action News.
No? Duncan hooked up with the love of his life, Nicole.
I don't know what this is.
And later, when he came to her house, he realized: Yeah, I did a bunch of the drywall in this place! This place is not well built.
But Nicole was determined to make her marriage work.
She and Duncan agreed never to see each other again.
Here's how long that lasted.
I was just telling my husband about all the structural problems you mentioned, and he was wondering if you would be willing to come over and give us an estimate.
Is he standing right there? Uh-huh.
But I told him how busy you are, and so if there's no-- I'll do it.
Okay.
And Richie was so upset about running over Lina That he decided to do something drastic.
Here's how long that lasted.
Don't ask me why, but she wants to see you.
Oh And that's all you need to know.
- 911 dispatch.
- Hi, my name is Richie Velch.
What is the emergency, sir? I need an ambulance, right away.
I just took--hold on, I've got another call.
- Hello.
- Richie? It's Lina.
Oh, my God, hi! Is it okay I'm calling so late? Yes, of course.
I am so sorry.
How are your poor feet? Uh, they're okay.
How are you? Me? Ihold on.
Hi, sorry about that.
Where were we? Uh, sir, is this a real emergency? Uh, yeah, yeah, I took a bunch of pills, you gotta come get me.
I'm sending someone right away.
What kind of pills did you take? Uh hey, what hospital are you guys gonna take me to? Sir, what kind of pills? Sleeping.
Hold on.
Hey.
What is the name of the hospital you're at again? (Lina) Uh, I don't know.
Wait, it's on my wrist band.
Um, Stan's, Stan's Hospital.
Okay, hold on, be right back.
Hi, it's me.
Can they take me to Stan's Hospital? Sir, there is no Stan's Hospital.
- Huh.
Lina? - N-n--St.
Anne's! St.
Anne's! Hold on.
Hi, I wanna go to St.
Anne's.
Well, that happens to be where they're taking you.
Yes! Everything is going my way.
Unless I die.
This is the Special News9, weather alert.
News9's exclusive coverage of Hurricane Fernanda continues now with our own Holly Ellenbogen standing by in Margate, New Jersey.
On any other Saturday, this beach would be teeming with fun seekers.
But clearly, New Jersey residents are heeding the warnings and staying out of Fernanda's path.
What are you watching? It's Holly! There's a hurricane headed for her.
OhI'm rooting for the hurricane.
Come on, she's our friend.
Your friend.
To me, she's just the annoying woman I was forced to have brunch with.
Go, hurricane! While the brunt of the storm won't hit the Delaware Valley until tomorrow, as you can see, the rain's already started and winds are gusting up to 35 miles an hour.
This is Holly Ellenbogen, News9.
That's good TV.
Hey, what are you doing out? Didn't you see the news? Do I look like I saw the news? What's this? It's a thank you for helping last night with my sister and the whole hospital thing.
Oh, muffins.
Mmm.
Moist.
Yeah, they're disgusting.
Bon appétit! Uh, you want a towel? Or perhaps I could borrow something from this box of women's clothing that is not weird at all for you to have.
It's my ex-girlfriend's stuff.
Ah, you mean the bitch who dumped you.
Oh, it's actually pronounced, "Joanne.
" Well, can I borrow? Okay, but I need it back tomorrow.
She's coming by to get it.
Oh, my God, you folded everything? Dude, she publicly humiliated you.
Throw her stuff out a window, burn it, don't fold it up like you work at the Gap.
Hey, this is the woman I was engaged to.
It may not have ended well, but this is what adults do.
Come on.
How can you not be angry at her? I'm angry at her! I mean, can I at least hock a loogie in there? You know what? Fine, do whatever you want.
Uh, can I get you some privacy? What do you care? You're a doctor.
I'm a pediatrician.
So? Just picture everything smaller.
And then I'd open up these walls, reset the studs, and get the electrical up to code.
Damn, this house is messed up.
You know, at night, it makes these creepy sounds like it's moving.
Oh, it's moving.
This is Yonk, yeah.
Gotta take this.
So, us never seeing each other again, that's going well.
Look, I'm sorry.
What are you doing here? I don't know, you called, I heard your voice, I couldn't not come.
No, don't, don't do that.
We said we couldn't handle this.
I know, but not seeing you? I can't do that either.
Oh.
When I hear you say that, I just want you to get the hell out of here! I just--I want-- No, this is crazy, you can't take this job.
I mean, you, here, in my house for God knows how long? Well, you gotta figure with the roof work and the electrical-- Stop it! You gotta get out of this.
The idea of you and me-- and reinforcing the beams, fascinating.
Yes, see the problem is the joists, they can't support the weight of-- Oh, my God, I almost wet myself.
I'm gonna get out of this.
And I apologize if it's difficult to understand me-- There's a lot of water being blown in my mouth! - Hello? - Hi.
Wow, they make the visitors wear gowns too? No, I'm sort of staying here, I, um, got my stomach pumped-- totally my choice.
Yeah, I just like to clear the ducts every now and then.
- How are you? - I'm okay.
And, oh, oh, guess what! It turns out that the way my bones shattered, is--is very unusual.
I get to be in a medical journal.
Yay, you're famous! Look at you.
I-I am so, so sorry.
Stop, it was an accident, it was not your fault.
Uh, it is my fault.
Because of me, you're gonna be in a wheelchair for the next six months.
Six months? Which apparently no one has told you.
That's a long time.
I know, I know, but I'm gonna do everything in my power, to help you get better.
You name it.
I'm gonna be here for you.
I'd like that.
So, can you actually feel the pins? There's pins? Have they told you nothing? Hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Sold.
What have we here? What--oh, no.
Give me that.
Oh, my.
Is this one of the famous notes you used to leave for her? No, it's just a thing That I want you to give me.
What are you, seven? Give it! How long are your arms? I know, I'm like a monkey.
Fine, fine, read it.
This is dirty.
Keep reading.
Whoa.
I was expecting some kind of gooey, mushy stuff, but this is filth! "See other side," I think I will.
Dude.
Well, you didn't think all the notes were "Happy Wednesday," did you? Oh, this would've made for a very happy Wednesday.
Man, I can't believe the guy who wrote this is folding clothes.
It's like you're this giant pervert, and then someone I wouldn't hang out with.
I gotta split.
Apparently, I agreed to appear at some mall opening.
Man, am I a whore.
So, what are we doing? Well, here's the thing, Mr.
Allen.
This is a really big job.
And it's probably gonna cost a fortune, huh? Really is, big fortune.
Huge.
Well, how much we talkin' about? Uh, $100,000.
Are you insane? Get out! Now, hold on, I don't want the place falling down on my baby's head here.
So, when you say 100 grand, how much is it really gonna be? Huh? I know how you guys work.
Come on, what are we really talking? 150? 175? You wish.
I can't do this job for a penny less than $200,000.
Get the crap out of our house! Honey, please, we'll do it.
What? I like the kid's honesty.
How soon can you start? Tomorrow.
Good, done.
- Oh, my God.
- I know.
$200,000! News9 Storm Watch.
Fernanda strikes! If you're just joining us, Hurricane Fernanda has made landfall with winds approaching 80 miles an hour.
We go live to Holly Ellenbogen in South Jersey, which seems to be catching the brunt of it.
Holly, what's it like out there? Well, it's not like you're there Joel.
I can assure you of that! Can you give us some idea of what that wind is like? Why don't you come down here and see for yourself? I think I'll pass, Holly.
We'll check back with you in a little while.
Stay dry.
No way for me to do that, Joel! Oh, she does not like Joe.
Whoa, look who's got a new ride.
I know, it's still got that new chair smell.
So you ready to get out of here? Uh, actually Richie's gonna take me home.
Seriously.
The guy who used you as a speed bump.
He's really nice.
Okay, well, are you two exclusive? Or is he allowed to run over other women? You know, I think he's really sweet.
And I really like him.
And I don't have a lot of great stuff going on at the moment, so if he wants to take me home, he's gonna take me home.
Whoa, who ran over your legs? Okay, so the van is ready, you have an umbrella, and here's a bunch of towels that I stole from a completely different hospital.
You're so sweet to do this for me.
Hey, when I said I was gonna take care of you, I meant it.
Once again, I am so, so sorry.
No, no, it was fun.
I felt like Mary Poppins.
Kinda looked like Mary Poppins until you hit the Prius.
Oh! Whoa! Oh.
Again, so, so sorry.
You know what? Um, maybe I should go.
Why? I'm not sure if this is a good idea.
You and me.
Oh, oh, okay.
Um, well, whenever this happens, I always ask, you know, for my own personal growth, what is it that turned you off to me? Oh, God, no, nothing! No, you're an angel.
Then why are you leaving? Because when I'm around you, horrible, horrible things happen.
That's not true! In three days, I've broken 52 of your bones, lost you in a hurricane, and sent you flying into a hybrid car.
Oh, okay, okay, but-- but even with everything that's happened, I still like you.
You do.
Yeah, so don't run away from me because I can't run after you.
And the wind is unlike anything I have ever felt! We see trees uprooted! And telephone poles knocked down! Mother Nature-- Oh! Oh, no.
Oh, my God.
We have to see that again! Hey, how's the patient? You know, you don't know how much sister you have until you sponge bath her.
Can't she do it? Her arms are fine.
I am gonna kill her.
Perhaps you should hock a loogie at her.
Anyway, you brought the clothes? Oh, yeah, I even folded 'em.
Really? No.
Um, the leather jacket? Oh, thank you, I love it.
Well, no, no, no, no.
It's, uh, it's a $700 jacket.
Seriously? Yeah, I bought it for her.
So, she shouldn't get it, it's ours! No, there is no "ours.
" Give me the jacket.
It's at home.
Great.
And speaking of things I'd like back, where's my note? Oh, you want the note back too.
Mm-hmm.
Hmm, Lina, where'd we put Ethan's note? You showed it to her? Hello, doctor.
You're a very naughty boy! You can't do this.
Remember, we agreed! Yeah, I can't remember anything before the nice man with the checkbook said, "$200,000.
" Oh, my God, you've gotta stop.
$200,000! That could change my life! I live with my mother, and I know to most people that sounds exciting and glamorous.
But it's not all watching her walk around in her bra.
Okay, I hear what you're saying, but something happened between us that can never ever happen again.
I can't take this risk! No amount of money is worth that! One amount comes to mind.
Okay.
I realize it's a lot of money.
Know what, I'm not sure you do.
What is that supposed to mean? You've got a pool.
You got a pizza oven.
You got a walk-in closet with a window in it.
Your pants live better than I do.
Hey, I grew up on the same block as you did, it hasn't always been a picnic for my pants either.
And by the way, that window isn't so great, it sticks! I'll put it on the list.
No! No list.
I'm begging you.
You haven't even started yet, you can still get out.
I don't wanna get out.
Fine, you're fired! Yeah, right.
You prepared to tell your husband why you're firing me? I am not gonna let you do this.
Oh, I'm doing it.
What are you doing with that? I'm gonna start by opening up this wall.
Oh, no, you're not! Oh, yes, I am, I am starting this job! The job is now starting! Job is now begun! He gonna announce everything he does? Okay, I think we're making a big mistake giving her back this jacket.
Why is that? Because I love it, and I'm your new best friend.
What's my last name? No idea.
You're even folding that? Dude, it's a break up, you're never gonna see her again.
You don't know.
Oh, my God.
You're thinking you might get back together.
You're trying to fold your way back into her heart! Look, we were pretty great together.
No, no, no, we cannot let this happen.
Wait, there is no "we!" There is just me-- and now Joanne.
Great.
There's no way I can get you to go into the other-- Oh, I am here.
Sure.
Okay.
- Hi.
- Hey.
Hiya! Um, Joanne, this is Kat.
Kat, Joanne.
I'm his lover.
She's not my lover.
Was I not naked in your apartament yesterday? Briefly.
But, it wasn't Why am I even Isn't it so cute when he gets flustered? I love that about my lover.
Not her lover! Not her lover.
- It's--it's good to see you.
- You too.
And you look good.
Eh.
Anyway, we should probably Right.
Um, I think this is everything.
Thanks, and I've got your stuff here.
Wow, a garbage bag.
Joanne, you shouldn't have.
My toothbrush, a hiking boot Oh, look, my Armani suit.
And it's wrapped around Oh! The other hiking boot.
I was in a rush, so I just threw everything in.
Oh, yeah, that's fine.
Obviously, you did it with care.
The loose Scrabble tiles tell me that.
Please, let's not make this harder.
Actually, you're making it easier.
What? We spent two and a half years together.
We were gonna get married.
I-I gave you my grandmother's ring.
And after all that, I get a cinch sack? I'm sorry.
You know what? I'm not.
I don't think you're getting back together! I don't think so! Ooh, wait! This is for my lover.
Can we please go to bed? One more time? Mother Nature-- She never sees it coming.