The Cuphead Show! (2022) s01e03 Episode Script
Ribby & Croaks
1
Let me get this straight.
You expect me to believe
that you "sleep-ate" an entire container
of ice cream without waking up?
You expect me to believe you did.
And just who sleep-eats with a spoon?
People with manners.
You're nothing but a common thief!
- You're the thief!
- No, you are!
- No, you! No, you!
- No, you! No, you!
Enough!
You boys are family.
No use getting bent out of shape
about little stuff.
Just let it be water under the bridge.
Now, here's five bucks.
And some pocket lint.
Go do something fun together.
You two are brothers.
Why does he always get the five bucks?!
And why does he always get
the pocket lint?
No, you do!
- No, you! No, you!
- No, you! No, you!
Out!
I say we just take the money
and buy some more ice cream.
Look, if we invest it,
we could have as much ice cream
as we want when we're older.
But I want ice cream now!
You don't have to be such a
Head right up, folks. We cast off
in a few minutes. Get on the boat.
Hey, hey! Looks like we got
a couple of VIPs on our hands.
Youse two want
the premium treatment, don't yas?
What's with those gloves?
- Ho-oh, we used to be pro boxers.
- Champions!
But, our dear old ma,
she hated when we pounded each other.
So we opened this club!
We're respectable types now.
Anybody says different, I'll pound 'em!
Ha-ha! Croaks is just kidding!
Check this out!
Want an evening you'll never forget?
We got first-class entertainments,
ballroom dancing,
and fine dining.
Mugsy, look!
"Free ice cream with entry."
Ice cream!
Not so fast!
Cover charge is 20 bucks.
We don't have that much.
Hmm Well, how much you got?
Five bucks and some pocket lint.
You know what $5 gets you?
Ice cream?
A kick in the pants!
Did you see how far
I kicked that little punk?
- You saying you better than me?
- So what if I am?
Oh! Hello, Mr. Mayor., Mrs. Mr. Mayor.
We're respectable types.
Say any different and I'll pound you!
This guy! Always with the jokes!
Please, step right inside.
This is an outrage!
They stole our five bucks.
- They kicked us in the river!
- The lint!
Ice cream.
I smell ice cream!
Ooh It's right under that vent.
Look!
- We're shoving off!
- Let's go!
Oh, hey! How youse doing, huh?
Looking good. Watch out for this guy.
Here comes trouble.
You sure this is right?
Shh, quiet! Someone might hear!
Hey! How'd you bozos get in?
Just kidding
You fine folks are paying customers.
You ain't bozos.
Except for this clown.
But seriously, folks,
we'd like to start
the night off with a song.
- You're stepping on my fingers!
- Watch it!
We miss youse, Ma!
Hey-o! Who's up there?
Come here, firefly.
Oh! Ow!, Hot, hot, hot! Ow!
Ma's on fire!
- You saying it's my fault?
- So what if I am?
All part of the show, folks.
Hey, you. Put out Ma.
Make with the music.
Sherman!
Dorris? What are you doin' here?
You stood me up again!
You're always workin'!
Aw, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
No more excuses!
You missed my parents' "anniversiary."
You missed our "anniversiary!"
Anniversary! It's "anniversary"!
- That's what I said.
- No.
You said "anniversiary."
And you said it twice.
It's the only reason I brought it up.
Here he goes again. Correctin' me!
This is why I don't tell you things.
Like how your meat's escapin'.
Hey! It's right there.
Now's our chance
to grab it and get outta here!
Hey!
Youse two bums didn't pay!
And you stole our five bucks!
Come here!
Get back here, you little creeps!
Hello, Mr. Mayor. Push in your chair?
How about a picture? Cheese!
Cuphead! Cuphead! Cuphead!
Get back here!
Watch it! Come here, you.
Ma!
All part of the show, folks.
All part of the show!
The ice cream!
Let's grab it and get outta here!
Wait.
I need to say something.
I'm sorry, Cuphead.
For sleep-eating my ice cream?
I didn't sleep-eat it.
I awake-ate it!
I'm the worst brother ever!
Hey! No, you're not.
'Cause I awake-ate your ice cream too.
You did?
It's so beautiful how youse two
forgive each other like that. Oh!
We should try to be more like that.
I'm sorry we's always fighting.
Me too.
Youse two are family now.
And with family,
anything in the past is water under the
Our club! It's ruined!
You saying it's my fault?
So what if I am?
Oh! Hello, Mr. Mayor., Mrs. Mr. Mayor.
I trust you had a wonderful evening.
Let me get this straight.
You expect me to believe
that you "sleep-ate" an entire container
of ice cream without waking up?
You expect me to believe you did.
And just who sleep-eats with a spoon?
People with manners.
You're nothing but a common thief!
- You're the thief!
- No, you are!
- No, you! No, you!
- No, you! No, you!
Enough!
You boys are family.
No use getting bent out of shape
about little stuff.
Just let it be water under the bridge.
Now, here's five bucks.
And some pocket lint.
Go do something fun together.
You two are brothers.
Why does he always get the five bucks?!
And why does he always get
the pocket lint?
No, you do!
- No, you! No, you!
- No, you! No, you!
Out!
I say we just take the money
and buy some more ice cream.
Look, if we invest it,
we could have as much ice cream
as we want when we're older.
But I want ice cream now!
You don't have to be such a
Head right up, folks. We cast off
in a few minutes. Get on the boat.
Hey, hey! Looks like we got
a couple of VIPs on our hands.
Youse two want
the premium treatment, don't yas?
What's with those gloves?
- Ho-oh, we used to be pro boxers.
- Champions!
But, our dear old ma,
she hated when we pounded each other.
So we opened this club!
We're respectable types now.
Anybody says different, I'll pound 'em!
Ha-ha! Croaks is just kidding!
Check this out!
Want an evening you'll never forget?
We got first-class entertainments,
ballroom dancing,
and fine dining.
Mugsy, look!
"Free ice cream with entry."
Ice cream!
Not so fast!
Cover charge is 20 bucks.
We don't have that much.
Hmm Well, how much you got?
Five bucks and some pocket lint.
You know what $5 gets you?
Ice cream?
A kick in the pants!
Did you see how far
I kicked that little punk?
- You saying you better than me?
- So what if I am?
Oh! Hello, Mr. Mayor., Mrs. Mr. Mayor.
We're respectable types.
Say any different and I'll pound you!
This guy! Always with the jokes!
Please, step right inside.
This is an outrage!
They stole our five bucks.
- They kicked us in the river!
- The lint!
Ice cream.
I smell ice cream!
Ooh It's right under that vent.
Look!
- We're shoving off!
- Let's go!
Oh, hey! How youse doing, huh?
Looking good. Watch out for this guy.
Here comes trouble.
You sure this is right?
Shh, quiet! Someone might hear!
Hey! How'd you bozos get in?
Just kidding
You fine folks are paying customers.
You ain't bozos.
Except for this clown.
But seriously, folks,
we'd like to start
the night off with a song.
- You're stepping on my fingers!
- Watch it!
We miss youse, Ma!
Hey-o! Who's up there?
Come here, firefly.
Oh! Ow!, Hot, hot, hot! Ow!
Ma's on fire!
- You saying it's my fault?
- So what if I am?
All part of the show, folks.
Hey, you. Put out Ma.
Make with the music.
Sherman!
Dorris? What are you doin' here?
You stood me up again!
You're always workin'!
Aw, sweetheart, I'm sorry.
No more excuses!
You missed my parents' "anniversiary."
You missed our "anniversiary!"
Anniversary! It's "anniversary"!
- That's what I said.
- No.
You said "anniversiary."
And you said it twice.
It's the only reason I brought it up.
Here he goes again. Correctin' me!
This is why I don't tell you things.
Like how your meat's escapin'.
Hey! It's right there.
Now's our chance
to grab it and get outta here!
Hey!
Youse two bums didn't pay!
And you stole our five bucks!
Come here!
Get back here, you little creeps!
Hello, Mr. Mayor. Push in your chair?
How about a picture? Cheese!
Cuphead! Cuphead! Cuphead!
Get back here!
Watch it! Come here, you.
Ma!
All part of the show, folks.
All part of the show!
The ice cream!
Let's grab it and get outta here!
Wait.
I need to say something.
I'm sorry, Cuphead.
For sleep-eating my ice cream?
I didn't sleep-eat it.
I awake-ate it!
I'm the worst brother ever!
Hey! No, you're not.
'Cause I awake-ate your ice cream too.
You did?
It's so beautiful how youse two
forgive each other like that. Oh!
We should try to be more like that.
I'm sorry we's always fighting.
Me too.
Youse two are family now.
And with family,
anything in the past is water under the
Our club! It's ruined!
You saying it's my fault?
So what if I am?
Oh! Hello, Mr. Mayor., Mrs. Mr. Mayor.
I trust you had a wonderful evening.