The O.C. (2003) s01e03 Episode Script
The Gamble
- Previously on The O.
C: - I want you out of my house.
- Mom's kind of a train wreck.
- What kind of mother abandons her child? - She has to come back, right? - What happens if they don't find her? In the morning I'll take him to Child Services.
- Are you running away? - Got a better idea? - Where are we? - One of my mom's housing developments.
- How much do you need? - It's $100,000.
- What are you doing with my girlfriend? - Kill me and quit talking about it.
Dude, this place is on fire.
We gotta go.
- I'm sorry.
- Ryan Atwood? - We got some questions for you.
- It was an accident.
Then we got some questions for you too.
We gotta stop meeting like this.
Some good news.
Kirsten's company has dropped all arson charges.
Which means, pending your probation hearing, you'll be out, no problem.
When's that? Thirty to 60 days.
I could have you out sooner if I could release you into the care of a parent or a guardian.
- He gets to leave? - Who, Luke? According to both of you, the fire was an accident.
He's got no priors.
His record's clean.
And he has someone to take him home.
Ryan, you know, if I could It's gonna be okay.
My mom ditched me, I burned your wife's house down, how is this gonna be okay? - We'll find your mother.
- And what if we don't? - We will do whatever it takes.
- I mean what if I don't want to find her? If only you'd come to me instead of running away.
So I could end up in Child Services and foster care? - You could have died in that fire.
- Look you've done more than enough.
I can take care of myself.
Won't be that different from how it's been.
We'll talk again before your hearing.
Tell your wife thanks.
Already did.
Step back.
Sorry.
You ain't now, but you will be.
Now all we need are the Bellinis.
And can you make mine a double? Wow.
You're all set up for your Newpsie convention.
Hey, when do these vultures land? Soon.
And I'm sure that I have a doily out of place somewhere.
Good.
Gives them something to talk about.
I don't know why you have them over.
You don't like them.
I don't don't like them.
I grew up with them.
They're my oldest friends.
Besides, it's for charity.
What's on the agenda? What are you dragging me to? Casino Night.
This home-from-the-office housewife thing, it's really - Disturbing? - Hot.
Disturbingly hot.
Hey.
What you doing? Nothing.
I'm grounded.
Well, you're handling it well.
You're lucky you're only grounded.
You gonna see him? Ryan? No.
There's nothing I can do for him right now.
Yeah? You think he's okay? There's a reason why I like to try to keep kids out of those places.
You can't get him out? You're just not a good enough lawyer? - My hands are tied until we find his mom.
- So then why can't he stay here? I will not have this conversation again.
Rosa, can you make sure that the scones go inside? If anything happens to Ryan, it's on you, so I hope you can live with that.
What I can't live with is if something was to happen to you because of him.
- Like I meet someone who doesn't suck? - We're not his parents.
- I am not his mother.
- Good thing.
Hey.
Get back here.
Apologize.
- Ladies.
- Sandy, hi, how are you? Are you holding up okay? That poor boy.
- He's locked up, yes? - Yeah, temporarily.
Well, nobody blames you for bringing him into the community.
You're so trusting.
Hey, Julie.
Their house looks good.
I thought you said it burned down.
Not this one, one of Kirsten's developments.
Luckily, she has so many.
Well, I should be off.
Gotta find the next kid to jeopardize the community.
Maybe a black kid.
Or an Asian kid.
Bye, ladies.
- How about a Bellini? - Yes! Look at this food! Who's sorry now? You got a problem? You disrespecting me? As long as you here, you best watch out for me, man.
I think it's an embarrassment that we still don't have a theme for the fundraiser.
- Well, it's Casino Night.
- I thought it was Monte Carlo Night.
- No, it's Vegas Night.
- See, this is a travesty.
It can't be Monte Carlo Night.
Cotillion is coming up.
Don't you remember our amendment? No two black-tie events in the same month.
I'll be right back.
I have to go check on the thing.
She's been through so much.
Her son was friends with that boy.
Where do you think you're going? - What are you doing out here? - I'm taking a break.
Where are you going? - I'm not going anywhere.
- Seth.
I'm going to juvie to visit Ryan.
No.
No, you're not.
No way.
- Okay.
Bye.
- Seth.
I know that I am not the perfect Carol Brady mom but I love you, and I am trying to protect you.
I have dropped all the charges.
I have hired somebody to find his mother.
What more do you want? I would like you to go with me.
Kirsten? Oh, there you are.
We're talking about the bunting.
Is acetate okay? - Sounds great.
- Okay.
Give me 15 minutes to lose the ladies.
Can I try this on? Summer, my dad's home, you know.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh, gross! Your dad's always home these days.
What's up? Hey, Luke, it's me.
I just wanted to talk.
So call me.
Please.
Still hasn't called you back? He was in lockup.
Maybe he's into dudes now.
God, he loves you.
He got in a fight and burnt a house down over you.
That's hot.
What more do you need? - How about talking to me? - He'll get over it.
He can't really think you're into that Chino kid.
So how's your mother? Just married.
Marissa, you've got company.
- Oh, my God.
- Sorry.
Hi, Summer.
I'm I'm I'm Seth Cohen.
I live I live right next door.
What's up? What? Yes, what is up.
I'm going to visit Ryan.
I thought maybe you'd like to come.
He'd love to see you.
What's that, Seth? Did you say you need a ride to a Star Wars convention? Star Wars? I'm sorry, her top was off.
You couldn't have at least said X- Men? I can't go with you.
I can't see Ryan.
I mean, Luke's not talking to me as it is.
So what? Ryan's in jail.
I thought we were all friends.
It's just It's too complicated.
- To visit him? - I can't, okay? Yeah, fine.
Whatever.
Let's just make this quick, okay? Kirsten and Seth Cohen.
Hey.
- What happened to your neck? - It's nothing.
- You okay? - Great.
So I'm sorry the plan didn't work.
I thought I had it figured out.
I thought you were safe.
I was wrong.
What's the matter? Give me a smile.
So Marissa seemed pretty weird when I tried to talk to her.
- What happened between you guys? - You got a nice swerve on you.
You fine.
- Hey, leave her alone.
- Ryan, it's okay.
Are you joking? Is this your honey? Come here, bitch, I wanna get a look at you.
- Seth, let's go, now.
- I only need two minutes.
- Leave her alone.
- Seth, now.
- What you gonna do? - Guards! Guards! I'll kill you, punk! You're dead! You hear me? You're dead! Seth, what did we say? No video games.
I never knew you to be an impulse shopper.
I didn't know what else to do.
- Did you tell him it was permanent? - No, of course not.
We can't jerk him around, pulling him out of juvie, sending him to foster care giving him hope and taking it away.
They were gonna kill him in that place.
He couldn't stay there.
But he can't stay here.
We've got to find his mother.
- He doesn't want to find her.
- He's a kid.
He doesn't know what he wants.
So I guess I won't unpack.
Hey.
Help yourself to a wide assortment of breakfast cereals.
So, Ryan, what? What exactly happened that night with Marissa before Luke showed up? - She came to see me.
- And? - And I told her to leave.
- You asked her to leave? That's it? You two were up there all alone and you expect me? I thought I was taking off in the morning.
- It didn't seem right.
- You're still here.
She's next door.
I don't know.
I said some things.
So now's your chance to take it back.
Hey.
I'm off.
They're waiting for me in the ballroom.
Those ladies can't do anything unless I'm there.
Hey, you should come.
It'll be fun.
Well, not fun, but it's for charity.
No, thanks.
Marissa, honey, enough moping.
It's sweet that you're so concerned about this boy, but he's in the system now.
He's being taken care of.
And he's not your responsibility because he's in love with you.
He's not in love with me.
Why not? He thinks he's too good for you? Actually, he thinks I'm too good for him.
Well, he's right.
But that's the past.
And you need to focus on the future, which means Luke.
You've invested so much with Luke, honey.
Your relationship has too much potential to be squandered by some silly misunderstanding.
So finish your hair, put on a nice top and please come join me at the club.
Okay.
Thanks, Mom.
That's what I'm here for.
I have to make some calls, so if you could finish up, that would be terrific.
Where are you going? I've got an early court date, then I'm in and out of the office.
I have to set up for Casino Night.
What about Ryan? I called the private investigator about his mother.
Yeah, but what am I supposed to do with him? Take him with you.
Spend some time together.
- With all those women there? - Sure.
They'll love him.
- Hi, Julie.
- Kirsten, Seth.
Julie, this is Ryan.
I'm Julie Cooper.
I've heard so much about you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- There he is.
Hey, Mrs.
Cooper.
How you doing? - Hey, Luke.
- Hi, Luke.
Thanks for coming.
You know, anything I can do to help make amends for what happened.
Luke, it's good to see you.
Ryan, I forgot that he was coming.
If you wanna No, I'm here.
How can I help? Well, now that we have our big, strong, strapping men, time for heavy lifting.
Hey.
I was hoping maybe we could talk.
Which one of us did you want to talk to? Luke, come on.
Sorry.
I feel like ever since I've gotten here, I've screwed everything up.
No, I'm sorry.
It's my fault too.
I mean, I never should have left Luke to see you that night.
- And those things you said before - I didn't What I said You were right.
We're from two different worlds.
I'm glad you're okay.
Okay.
What happened up at that house with me and her I don't want to hear about it.
You and I have nothing to say to each other.
I don't know who you are or what you're doing here.
All I know is, you and me, we're done.
Okay, boys.
Ryan, why don't you come with me.
New project.
- Thank you.
- How dare they? This boy is violent.
He's a menace.
They may forgive and forget, but I don't.
Who's to say he won't do it again? You're right.
You are right.
The police are taking criminals off the street and Sandy Cohen is putting them in my back yard.
- How does she put up with it? - Who, Kirsten? She's never home.
She's always working, building her empire.
I feel sorry for her.
Dr.
Phil did a show on mothers who avoid home life by becoming workaholics.
So sad.
I just hope she has a vault and she keeps her jewels locked up.
She has expensive Hey, ladies.
Care if I join you? You mind? So I couldn't help but overhear.
- I Well, I hope that you're not - Mad? Offended? No.
I am disappointed.
And frankly, I'm a little surprised.
This is supposed to be a community that welcomes outsiders.
I mean, me, I'm all the way from the Bronx.
And you're from Riverside, right? Which is not that different from where Ryan's from.
Excuse me a minute.
Hello? Yeah.
Dawn.
That's her.
Good job.
Okay.
Bye.
Thanks for the muffin.
Can I have a napkin? Now? What am I supposed to do with 120,000 pounds of concrete? Get a new mixer.
Just call me when you know.
What do you do exactly? Real estate or construction? Dude, don't ask.
I tried to explain it to Seth once, and he fell asleep halfway through.
Okay.
But Yeah, that's pretty much true.
Try me.
My dad is in real-estate development.
He owns the Newport Group.
Wow.
You guys built the mall? Civic auditorium? Baseball stadium? Stuff like that? I'm in charge of residential development.
So you deal with contractors, architects, planning and zoning commission? - How'd you know? - I worked construction a couple summers.
And I used to want to be an architect.
- And what do you want to be now? - Seventeen.
Me too.
Hey.
I thought you were setting up at You will not believe what Sandy Cohen said to me.
He basically called me white trash.
He said I was from Riverside.
Honey, you are from Riverside.
It was his tone.
Compare me to that boy, and to bring him to our function Kirsten is out of control.
She thinks the rules don't apply to her? I know you were young, but how you ever dated that woman, I can't understand.
- I have half a mind to call and tell her - Leave Kirsten alone.
She's the one paying our bills.
What are you talking about? You know that problem I was having at work? Well she solved it.
You went to Kirsten for a handout? How do you think this makes us look? - I wouldn't really call it a handout.
- Oh, really? What would you call it? A hundred thousand dollars.
That machine ate my change.
Okay, okay.
That one's always broken.
Here you go.
Try the next one over.
Dawn Atwood? Sandy Cohen, Ryan's attorney.
- I'd love to talk to you.
- I can't talk.
- This stupid thing's stuck.
- It'll only take a couple of minutes.
Damn it! How is he? Why don't we grab a cup of coffee and talk about it? There's some historical homes in the area.
We can go on an architectural tour.
- Yeah, those things are awesome.
- Yeah, I'd like that.
Hey, Ry.
Thank you, Rosa.
Thanks.
No, thank you.
So, Dawn, how long you been working at the Laundromat? Not long.
Just a couple weeks.
- What happened to the restaurant? - They were making cutbacks.
You got fired.
Well, it was for the best.
They had rats, cockroaches.
Disgusting.
You seen Trey? I went to visit him at the prison.
He wouldn't see me.
- Where are you living these days? - With friends.
I'm between places now.
- Why don't you stay here tonight? - What about A.
J.
? No.
I broke up with him.
We're through.
No more.
I put up with too much.
He laid his hands on me and Ryan too many times.
- Mom.
- What? I'm just saying he was a bad influence, you know.
- With his drinking - Because A.
J.
Was the problem.
Hey, I haven't touched a drop since I dumped his sorry ass last week.
The scum he used to bring into the house, his whole coke thing - Where you going? - It was bad enough living it the first time.
Ryan.
Wait, sweetie.
Sorry.
- Will you at least talk to me? - What are you even doing here? I came for you.
Why? What do you want from me? You left a note.
- A note.
- Let me explain You abandoned me.
You threw me out.
You just took off.
I know, honey.
I was And A.
J.
And the drinking and It's gonna be different now.
That's what you said when we moved from Fresno after Dad got arrested.
I'm gonna be different now.
We have a chance to start over, babe.
We've never had people like them, you know, who wanted to help us.
Right.
Someone offers you a nice place to stay, suddenly you're all about the mom thing.
I didn't know what I was doing when I married your dad.
I was too young when I had your brother.
But with you You were always the smart one, you know? The good one.
When you got arrested I knew I'd failed, and you were my last hope.
I should go.
Wait.
You ever gonna forgive me, kiddo? Let's just go slow, huh? Okay.
Whatever you want.
I'm not gonna lose you again.
- So where did they go, anyways? - I don't know.
Out.
All right.
So we'll just wait for happy hour to end.
Seth, we need to be supportive.
She seems like she's trying.
Yeah, but how do you know? I mean, this woman abandoned him, and now all she has to do is show up? Come on.
She should be the one that's on probation, not Ryan.
You want me to invite her to stay so we can watch her? Yes, that is exactly what I want you to do.
What a beautiful walk.
The water's so warm.
Not that Ryan would know.
- You used to love going in the water.
- Not with all my clothes on.
I'm an embarrassment to my son.
Welcome to my world.
Well, we should probably head out soon.
Actually, I was thinking.
You just got here, you have nowhere to stay.
We're all just getting to know each other.
- We're having a party tonight.
- Right.
Not for me.
But thanks, though.
- Vegas Night.
- Vegas, huh? It's very kind of you to offer, but I don't have anything to wear.
We'll find something.
Kirsten does the same thing.
Washes the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.
I never know whether they're clean or dirty.
We never had a dishwasher.
- So how's everything going? - Okay, I guess.
We had a good day.
You being with your mother doesn't mean we're not gonna still see each other.
She really likes it here.
She talked about finding someplace small nearby.
In the numbered streets.
So how do I look? All their parties like this? Pretty much.
Well, let's clean them out, kid.
- Kirsten.
- Excuse me.
Another perfect event.
So business is good? Yeah, it's good.
- I love your dress.
- You do? It's yours.
- Hi.
- Hey.
How are you? - Good to see you.
- Yeah.
- Would you like a drink? - I'd love one.
- It's all fabulous.
Just fabulous.
- Thank you.
How much did you get for the hug? Betting kind of big, Mom? It's for charity.
Besides, the count's way positive.
You're counting? It's not a single deck.
Oh, honey, if I teach you anything in this world the count goes way higher with multiple decks.
Blackjack.
See, honey? My luck's turning around already.
Yes! That's beautiful.
I told you we could do it.
I told you too! Excuse me.
Tonic water and lime, please? My boy.
Lucky for him, he's got my brains.
Go.
Have fun with your friend.
I'll be fine.
You don't have to babysit me.
- Hi.
- Hi.
So is that your mom? Yeah.
She came back, so I guess that means you're going home.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, good luck with everything.
You too.
Have a nice life.
You should go.
Hi, Summer.
Seth Cohen.
I'm superstitious.
Blow on these.
- What? - Blow.
We're good! Do it again.
- You're not going anywhere, Syd.
- Seth.
- Whatever.
- Okay.
Blow.
You can't just not talk to me.
Watch me.
It's not like you're innocent in all this.
I mean, you didn't have to attack him.
What was I supposed to do? You left me to go up there for him.
It's not like that.
It was a mistake.
Hell, yeah.
- Hi, Sandy.
- Hey, Julie.
I came to apologize and say thank you.
The check that you guys gave Jimmy.
You never know who your friends are until you're in need.
And we needed that 100 grand.
It was our pleasure.
You can't take it with you.
- Hi.
- What do you want? Nothing happened with Marissa and me.
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Listen.
She chose you.
You're the one she wants.
Can I get a 7 and 7, please? Nerves.
Tough game of poker.
Thank you.
- Want some dessert? - Yeah, we could have a little piece.
Always does the trick.
You rock, Stanley.
Hey.
Let's try again.
Oh, crap.
My damn luck, huh? Well, pony up, honey.
Don't be shy.
My new best friend.
Thank you.
Don't you think you've had enough? You're right.
Just gotta learn to celebrate without the sauce.
Well, no one said it was going to be easy.
Could we talk? It's important.
Of course.
Excuse us.
Sure.
- You want to hear something so funny? - Always.
Sandy Cohen had no idea Kirsten wrote you that check.
Imagine being so rich you don't tell your husband you're giving away $100,000.
Right.
You know what? Who needs chips? You got Kirsten.
What did you say to him? You don't care how this makes me feel, that you went to her.
I had no choice.
You didn't want to talk about it.
I was trying to save us.
Our family was in trouble.
Looks like we're not the only ones.
A hundred thousand dollars! That's more than I make in a year.
It's just a loan of my money.
It's not the money.
It's that you never told me.
I know.
- I don't know why.
- I got a couple of ideas.
Let me take you on a journey through my neuroses for the past hour or so.
Sandy, I promise.
It was just a loan, there's nothing more to it.
He was in trouble, there was no one else he could tell.
So, what's your excuse? Sandy, I don't know what Julie said to you.
I'm trying to have a private conversation with my wife.
Two Mountain Dews, my good man.
Thank you.
Ryan, greatest night ever.
It's like those nights when the stars and the cosmos and the moon align and it's just, like, wow.
Thank you.
How's your mom doing? - High rolling.
She was made for this place.
- Yeah? - Well, then maybe this could work.
- Yeah, maybe.
Rabbit's foot? V Àmonos.
By the end of the night, she might know my first name.
Duty calls.
Look, I'm sorry.
Hold up.
- Oh, God.
- What the hell is your problem? What's my problem? What's your problem? Back off.
Ryan, I must have tripped.
It's these damn shoes.
Hello? Here, good luck.
- Dude, that lady is wasted.
- I bet you could bang her.
Hey, shut up.
Why don't you just quit staring and help me up, okay? Get me up! Help me up! Finally.
Jeez.
Hey, Seth, why don't you go get the car.
- What, maybe you had one too many? - No, I What are you looking at? Where's Ryan? Ryan? Thanks, man.
I'm right here, Mom.
Ryan, honey, I'm so sorry.
I ruined it, huh? - It's okay.
We're almost there.
- No, no, I've ruined everything, huh? - You hate me.
- No, I don't.
I love you, Mom.
It's okay, everyone.
It's just a It's a little accident.
She's with us.
You mind? So You caught me.
- You can't do this.
You're his mother.
- I'm a mess, not a mother.
- You have a responsibility.
- I'm being responsible.
I'm not wired for this.
I can't care for anybody else.
I don't have what you got.
The way your husband looks at you and your kid looks at you.
Even my kid.
Like no matter what, you're gonna make everything okay.
You hold your family together.
I tear mine apart.
You can't walk away.
Why? This will be the first good thing I ever did for him.
This way he ends up with a real mom.
Take care of him, okay? He deserves it.
Thanks.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Where's? - Ryan's gonna stay with us now.
That's awesome.
I mean, that's That's awesome, right? Let's go talk about stuff.
Come on.
I'll unpack later.
Well, there's a no-return policy now, you know that.
I love you.
You know that? Are we okay? Yeah.
Good.
Because we just got in way over our heads.
So then she says, "Blow on these.
" And clearly, she's talking about
C: - I want you out of my house.
- Mom's kind of a train wreck.
- What kind of mother abandons her child? - She has to come back, right? - What happens if they don't find her? In the morning I'll take him to Child Services.
- Are you running away? - Got a better idea? - Where are we? - One of my mom's housing developments.
- How much do you need? - It's $100,000.
- What are you doing with my girlfriend? - Kill me and quit talking about it.
Dude, this place is on fire.
We gotta go.
- I'm sorry.
- Ryan Atwood? - We got some questions for you.
- It was an accident.
Then we got some questions for you too.
We gotta stop meeting like this.
Some good news.
Kirsten's company has dropped all arson charges.
Which means, pending your probation hearing, you'll be out, no problem.
When's that? Thirty to 60 days.
I could have you out sooner if I could release you into the care of a parent or a guardian.
- He gets to leave? - Who, Luke? According to both of you, the fire was an accident.
He's got no priors.
His record's clean.
And he has someone to take him home.
Ryan, you know, if I could It's gonna be okay.
My mom ditched me, I burned your wife's house down, how is this gonna be okay? - We'll find your mother.
- And what if we don't? - We will do whatever it takes.
- I mean what if I don't want to find her? If only you'd come to me instead of running away.
So I could end up in Child Services and foster care? - You could have died in that fire.
- Look you've done more than enough.
I can take care of myself.
Won't be that different from how it's been.
We'll talk again before your hearing.
Tell your wife thanks.
Already did.
Step back.
Sorry.
You ain't now, but you will be.
Now all we need are the Bellinis.
And can you make mine a double? Wow.
You're all set up for your Newpsie convention.
Hey, when do these vultures land? Soon.
And I'm sure that I have a doily out of place somewhere.
Good.
Gives them something to talk about.
I don't know why you have them over.
You don't like them.
I don't don't like them.
I grew up with them.
They're my oldest friends.
Besides, it's for charity.
What's on the agenda? What are you dragging me to? Casino Night.
This home-from-the-office housewife thing, it's really - Disturbing? - Hot.
Disturbingly hot.
Hey.
What you doing? Nothing.
I'm grounded.
Well, you're handling it well.
You're lucky you're only grounded.
You gonna see him? Ryan? No.
There's nothing I can do for him right now.
Yeah? You think he's okay? There's a reason why I like to try to keep kids out of those places.
You can't get him out? You're just not a good enough lawyer? - My hands are tied until we find his mom.
- So then why can't he stay here? I will not have this conversation again.
Rosa, can you make sure that the scones go inside? If anything happens to Ryan, it's on you, so I hope you can live with that.
What I can't live with is if something was to happen to you because of him.
- Like I meet someone who doesn't suck? - We're not his parents.
- I am not his mother.
- Good thing.
Hey.
Get back here.
Apologize.
- Ladies.
- Sandy, hi, how are you? Are you holding up okay? That poor boy.
- He's locked up, yes? - Yeah, temporarily.
Well, nobody blames you for bringing him into the community.
You're so trusting.
Hey, Julie.
Their house looks good.
I thought you said it burned down.
Not this one, one of Kirsten's developments.
Luckily, she has so many.
Well, I should be off.
Gotta find the next kid to jeopardize the community.
Maybe a black kid.
Or an Asian kid.
Bye, ladies.
- How about a Bellini? - Yes! Look at this food! Who's sorry now? You got a problem? You disrespecting me? As long as you here, you best watch out for me, man.
I think it's an embarrassment that we still don't have a theme for the fundraiser.
- Well, it's Casino Night.
- I thought it was Monte Carlo Night.
- No, it's Vegas Night.
- See, this is a travesty.
It can't be Monte Carlo Night.
Cotillion is coming up.
Don't you remember our amendment? No two black-tie events in the same month.
I'll be right back.
I have to go check on the thing.
She's been through so much.
Her son was friends with that boy.
Where do you think you're going? - What are you doing out here? - I'm taking a break.
Where are you going? - I'm not going anywhere.
- Seth.
I'm going to juvie to visit Ryan.
No.
No, you're not.
No way.
- Okay.
Bye.
- Seth.
I know that I am not the perfect Carol Brady mom but I love you, and I am trying to protect you.
I have dropped all the charges.
I have hired somebody to find his mother.
What more do you want? I would like you to go with me.
Kirsten? Oh, there you are.
We're talking about the bunting.
Is acetate okay? - Sounds great.
- Okay.
Give me 15 minutes to lose the ladies.
Can I try this on? Summer, my dad's home, you know.
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Oh, gross! Your dad's always home these days.
What's up? Hey, Luke, it's me.
I just wanted to talk.
So call me.
Please.
Still hasn't called you back? He was in lockup.
Maybe he's into dudes now.
God, he loves you.
He got in a fight and burnt a house down over you.
That's hot.
What more do you need? - How about talking to me? - He'll get over it.
He can't really think you're into that Chino kid.
So how's your mother? Just married.
Marissa, you've got company.
- Oh, my God.
- Sorry.
Hi, Summer.
I'm I'm I'm Seth Cohen.
I live I live right next door.
What's up? What? Yes, what is up.
I'm going to visit Ryan.
I thought maybe you'd like to come.
He'd love to see you.
What's that, Seth? Did you say you need a ride to a Star Wars convention? Star Wars? I'm sorry, her top was off.
You couldn't have at least said X- Men? I can't go with you.
I can't see Ryan.
I mean, Luke's not talking to me as it is.
So what? Ryan's in jail.
I thought we were all friends.
It's just It's too complicated.
- To visit him? - I can't, okay? Yeah, fine.
Whatever.
Let's just make this quick, okay? Kirsten and Seth Cohen.
Hey.
- What happened to your neck? - It's nothing.
- You okay? - Great.
So I'm sorry the plan didn't work.
I thought I had it figured out.
I thought you were safe.
I was wrong.
What's the matter? Give me a smile.
So Marissa seemed pretty weird when I tried to talk to her.
- What happened between you guys? - You got a nice swerve on you.
You fine.
- Hey, leave her alone.
- Ryan, it's okay.
Are you joking? Is this your honey? Come here, bitch, I wanna get a look at you.
- Seth, let's go, now.
- I only need two minutes.
- Leave her alone.
- Seth, now.
- What you gonna do? - Guards! Guards! I'll kill you, punk! You're dead! You hear me? You're dead! Seth, what did we say? No video games.
I never knew you to be an impulse shopper.
I didn't know what else to do.
- Did you tell him it was permanent? - No, of course not.
We can't jerk him around, pulling him out of juvie, sending him to foster care giving him hope and taking it away.
They were gonna kill him in that place.
He couldn't stay there.
But he can't stay here.
We've got to find his mother.
- He doesn't want to find her.
- He's a kid.
He doesn't know what he wants.
So I guess I won't unpack.
Hey.
Help yourself to a wide assortment of breakfast cereals.
So, Ryan, what? What exactly happened that night with Marissa before Luke showed up? - She came to see me.
- And? - And I told her to leave.
- You asked her to leave? That's it? You two were up there all alone and you expect me? I thought I was taking off in the morning.
- It didn't seem right.
- You're still here.
She's next door.
I don't know.
I said some things.
So now's your chance to take it back.
Hey.
I'm off.
They're waiting for me in the ballroom.
Those ladies can't do anything unless I'm there.
Hey, you should come.
It'll be fun.
Well, not fun, but it's for charity.
No, thanks.
Marissa, honey, enough moping.
It's sweet that you're so concerned about this boy, but he's in the system now.
He's being taken care of.
And he's not your responsibility because he's in love with you.
He's not in love with me.
Why not? He thinks he's too good for you? Actually, he thinks I'm too good for him.
Well, he's right.
But that's the past.
And you need to focus on the future, which means Luke.
You've invested so much with Luke, honey.
Your relationship has too much potential to be squandered by some silly misunderstanding.
So finish your hair, put on a nice top and please come join me at the club.
Okay.
Thanks, Mom.
That's what I'm here for.
I have to make some calls, so if you could finish up, that would be terrific.
Where are you going? I've got an early court date, then I'm in and out of the office.
I have to set up for Casino Night.
What about Ryan? I called the private investigator about his mother.
Yeah, but what am I supposed to do with him? Take him with you.
Spend some time together.
- With all those women there? - Sure.
They'll love him.
- Hi, Julie.
- Kirsten, Seth.
Julie, this is Ryan.
I'm Julie Cooper.
I've heard so much about you.
- Nice to meet you too.
- There he is.
Hey, Mrs.
Cooper.
How you doing? - Hey, Luke.
- Hi, Luke.
Thanks for coming.
You know, anything I can do to help make amends for what happened.
Luke, it's good to see you.
Ryan, I forgot that he was coming.
If you wanna No, I'm here.
How can I help? Well, now that we have our big, strong, strapping men, time for heavy lifting.
Hey.
I was hoping maybe we could talk.
Which one of us did you want to talk to? Luke, come on.
Sorry.
I feel like ever since I've gotten here, I've screwed everything up.
No, I'm sorry.
It's my fault too.
I mean, I never should have left Luke to see you that night.
- And those things you said before - I didn't What I said You were right.
We're from two different worlds.
I'm glad you're okay.
Okay.
What happened up at that house with me and her I don't want to hear about it.
You and I have nothing to say to each other.
I don't know who you are or what you're doing here.
All I know is, you and me, we're done.
Okay, boys.
Ryan, why don't you come with me.
New project.
- Thank you.
- How dare they? This boy is violent.
He's a menace.
They may forgive and forget, but I don't.
Who's to say he won't do it again? You're right.
You are right.
The police are taking criminals off the street and Sandy Cohen is putting them in my back yard.
- How does she put up with it? - Who, Kirsten? She's never home.
She's always working, building her empire.
I feel sorry for her.
Dr.
Phil did a show on mothers who avoid home life by becoming workaholics.
So sad.
I just hope she has a vault and she keeps her jewels locked up.
She has expensive Hey, ladies.
Care if I join you? You mind? So I couldn't help but overhear.
- I Well, I hope that you're not - Mad? Offended? No.
I am disappointed.
And frankly, I'm a little surprised.
This is supposed to be a community that welcomes outsiders.
I mean, me, I'm all the way from the Bronx.
And you're from Riverside, right? Which is not that different from where Ryan's from.
Excuse me a minute.
Hello? Yeah.
Dawn.
That's her.
Good job.
Okay.
Bye.
Thanks for the muffin.
Can I have a napkin? Now? What am I supposed to do with 120,000 pounds of concrete? Get a new mixer.
Just call me when you know.
What do you do exactly? Real estate or construction? Dude, don't ask.
I tried to explain it to Seth once, and he fell asleep halfway through.
Okay.
But Yeah, that's pretty much true.
Try me.
My dad is in real-estate development.
He owns the Newport Group.
Wow.
You guys built the mall? Civic auditorium? Baseball stadium? Stuff like that? I'm in charge of residential development.
So you deal with contractors, architects, planning and zoning commission? - How'd you know? - I worked construction a couple summers.
And I used to want to be an architect.
- And what do you want to be now? - Seventeen.
Me too.
Hey.
I thought you were setting up at You will not believe what Sandy Cohen said to me.
He basically called me white trash.
He said I was from Riverside.
Honey, you are from Riverside.
It was his tone.
Compare me to that boy, and to bring him to our function Kirsten is out of control.
She thinks the rules don't apply to her? I know you were young, but how you ever dated that woman, I can't understand.
- I have half a mind to call and tell her - Leave Kirsten alone.
She's the one paying our bills.
What are you talking about? You know that problem I was having at work? Well she solved it.
You went to Kirsten for a handout? How do you think this makes us look? - I wouldn't really call it a handout.
- Oh, really? What would you call it? A hundred thousand dollars.
That machine ate my change.
Okay, okay.
That one's always broken.
Here you go.
Try the next one over.
Dawn Atwood? Sandy Cohen, Ryan's attorney.
- I'd love to talk to you.
- I can't talk.
- This stupid thing's stuck.
- It'll only take a couple of minutes.
Damn it! How is he? Why don't we grab a cup of coffee and talk about it? There's some historical homes in the area.
We can go on an architectural tour.
- Yeah, those things are awesome.
- Yeah, I'd like that.
Hey, Ry.
Thank you, Rosa.
Thanks.
No, thank you.
So, Dawn, how long you been working at the Laundromat? Not long.
Just a couple weeks.
- What happened to the restaurant? - They were making cutbacks.
You got fired.
Well, it was for the best.
They had rats, cockroaches.
Disgusting.
You seen Trey? I went to visit him at the prison.
He wouldn't see me.
- Where are you living these days? - With friends.
I'm between places now.
- Why don't you stay here tonight? - What about A.
J.
? No.
I broke up with him.
We're through.
No more.
I put up with too much.
He laid his hands on me and Ryan too many times.
- Mom.
- What? I'm just saying he was a bad influence, you know.
- With his drinking - Because A.
J.
Was the problem.
Hey, I haven't touched a drop since I dumped his sorry ass last week.
The scum he used to bring into the house, his whole coke thing - Where you going? - It was bad enough living it the first time.
Ryan.
Wait, sweetie.
Sorry.
- Will you at least talk to me? - What are you even doing here? I came for you.
Why? What do you want from me? You left a note.
- A note.
- Let me explain You abandoned me.
You threw me out.
You just took off.
I know, honey.
I was And A.
J.
And the drinking and It's gonna be different now.
That's what you said when we moved from Fresno after Dad got arrested.
I'm gonna be different now.
We have a chance to start over, babe.
We've never had people like them, you know, who wanted to help us.
Right.
Someone offers you a nice place to stay, suddenly you're all about the mom thing.
I didn't know what I was doing when I married your dad.
I was too young when I had your brother.
But with you You were always the smart one, you know? The good one.
When you got arrested I knew I'd failed, and you were my last hope.
I should go.
Wait.
You ever gonna forgive me, kiddo? Let's just go slow, huh? Okay.
Whatever you want.
I'm not gonna lose you again.
- So where did they go, anyways? - I don't know.
Out.
All right.
So we'll just wait for happy hour to end.
Seth, we need to be supportive.
She seems like she's trying.
Yeah, but how do you know? I mean, this woman abandoned him, and now all she has to do is show up? Come on.
She should be the one that's on probation, not Ryan.
You want me to invite her to stay so we can watch her? Yes, that is exactly what I want you to do.
What a beautiful walk.
The water's so warm.
Not that Ryan would know.
- You used to love going in the water.
- Not with all my clothes on.
I'm an embarrassment to my son.
Welcome to my world.
Well, we should probably head out soon.
Actually, I was thinking.
You just got here, you have nowhere to stay.
We're all just getting to know each other.
- We're having a party tonight.
- Right.
Not for me.
But thanks, though.
- Vegas Night.
- Vegas, huh? It's very kind of you to offer, but I don't have anything to wear.
We'll find something.
Kirsten does the same thing.
Washes the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher.
I never know whether they're clean or dirty.
We never had a dishwasher.
- So how's everything going? - Okay, I guess.
We had a good day.
You being with your mother doesn't mean we're not gonna still see each other.
She really likes it here.
She talked about finding someplace small nearby.
In the numbered streets.
So how do I look? All their parties like this? Pretty much.
Well, let's clean them out, kid.
- Kirsten.
- Excuse me.
Another perfect event.
So business is good? Yeah, it's good.
- I love your dress.
- You do? It's yours.
- Hi.
- Hey.
How are you? - Good to see you.
- Yeah.
- Would you like a drink? - I'd love one.
- It's all fabulous.
Just fabulous.
- Thank you.
How much did you get for the hug? Betting kind of big, Mom? It's for charity.
Besides, the count's way positive.
You're counting? It's not a single deck.
Oh, honey, if I teach you anything in this world the count goes way higher with multiple decks.
Blackjack.
See, honey? My luck's turning around already.
Yes! That's beautiful.
I told you we could do it.
I told you too! Excuse me.
Tonic water and lime, please? My boy.
Lucky for him, he's got my brains.
Go.
Have fun with your friend.
I'll be fine.
You don't have to babysit me.
- Hi.
- Hi.
So is that your mom? Yeah.
She came back, so I guess that means you're going home.
Yeah, I guess.
Well, good luck with everything.
You too.
Have a nice life.
You should go.
Hi, Summer.
Seth Cohen.
I'm superstitious.
Blow on these.
- What? - Blow.
We're good! Do it again.
- You're not going anywhere, Syd.
- Seth.
- Whatever.
- Okay.
Blow.
You can't just not talk to me.
Watch me.
It's not like you're innocent in all this.
I mean, you didn't have to attack him.
What was I supposed to do? You left me to go up there for him.
It's not like that.
It was a mistake.
Hell, yeah.
- Hi, Sandy.
- Hey, Julie.
I came to apologize and say thank you.
The check that you guys gave Jimmy.
You never know who your friends are until you're in need.
And we needed that 100 grand.
It was our pleasure.
You can't take it with you.
- Hi.
- What do you want? Nothing happened with Marissa and me.
- I don't want to talk about it.
- Listen.
She chose you.
You're the one she wants.
Can I get a 7 and 7, please? Nerves.
Tough game of poker.
Thank you.
- Want some dessert? - Yeah, we could have a little piece.
Always does the trick.
You rock, Stanley.
Hey.
Let's try again.
Oh, crap.
My damn luck, huh? Well, pony up, honey.
Don't be shy.
My new best friend.
Thank you.
Don't you think you've had enough? You're right.
Just gotta learn to celebrate without the sauce.
Well, no one said it was going to be easy.
Could we talk? It's important.
Of course.
Excuse us.
Sure.
- You want to hear something so funny? - Always.
Sandy Cohen had no idea Kirsten wrote you that check.
Imagine being so rich you don't tell your husband you're giving away $100,000.
Right.
You know what? Who needs chips? You got Kirsten.
What did you say to him? You don't care how this makes me feel, that you went to her.
I had no choice.
You didn't want to talk about it.
I was trying to save us.
Our family was in trouble.
Looks like we're not the only ones.
A hundred thousand dollars! That's more than I make in a year.
It's just a loan of my money.
It's not the money.
It's that you never told me.
I know.
- I don't know why.
- I got a couple of ideas.
Let me take you on a journey through my neuroses for the past hour or so.
Sandy, I promise.
It was just a loan, there's nothing more to it.
He was in trouble, there was no one else he could tell.
So, what's your excuse? Sandy, I don't know what Julie said to you.
I'm trying to have a private conversation with my wife.
Two Mountain Dews, my good man.
Thank you.
Ryan, greatest night ever.
It's like those nights when the stars and the cosmos and the moon align and it's just, like, wow.
Thank you.
How's your mom doing? - High rolling.
She was made for this place.
- Yeah? - Well, then maybe this could work.
- Yeah, maybe.
Rabbit's foot? V Àmonos.
By the end of the night, she might know my first name.
Duty calls.
Look, I'm sorry.
Hold up.
- Oh, God.
- What the hell is your problem? What's my problem? What's your problem? Back off.
Ryan, I must have tripped.
It's these damn shoes.
Hello? Here, good luck.
- Dude, that lady is wasted.
- I bet you could bang her.
Hey, shut up.
Why don't you just quit staring and help me up, okay? Get me up! Help me up! Finally.
Jeez.
Hey, Seth, why don't you go get the car.
- What, maybe you had one too many? - No, I What are you looking at? Where's Ryan? Ryan? Thanks, man.
I'm right here, Mom.
Ryan, honey, I'm so sorry.
I ruined it, huh? - It's okay.
We're almost there.
- No, no, I've ruined everything, huh? - You hate me.
- No, I don't.
I love you, Mom.
It's okay, everyone.
It's just a It's a little accident.
She's with us.
You mind? So You caught me.
- You can't do this.
You're his mother.
- I'm a mess, not a mother.
- You have a responsibility.
- I'm being responsible.
I'm not wired for this.
I can't care for anybody else.
I don't have what you got.
The way your husband looks at you and your kid looks at you.
Even my kid.
Like no matter what, you're gonna make everything okay.
You hold your family together.
I tear mine apart.
You can't walk away.
Why? This will be the first good thing I ever did for him.
This way he ends up with a real mom.
Take care of him, okay? He deserves it.
Thanks.
- Hey.
- Hey.
- Where's? - Ryan's gonna stay with us now.
That's awesome.
I mean, that's That's awesome, right? Let's go talk about stuff.
Come on.
I'll unpack later.
Well, there's a no-return policy now, you know that.
I love you.
You know that? Are we okay? Yeah.
Good.
Because we just got in way over our heads.
So then she says, "Blow on these.
" And clearly, she's talking about