The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (2024) s01e03 Episode Script

The Book of Saints & Sinners

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I could kinda get it,
yeah, life is strange ♪
Your gluten-free special rolls.
Love them. Just, like, hard as a rock.
I think we're just gonna have
to eat 'em right when they come out.
I think you should just throw one at
Whitney when she walks in the door.
You know me.
This is the first time me, Mikayla,
and Whitney are gonna hang out
since Taylor's baby shower.
The fact that Whitney
didn't show up,
think it made this whole thing
more dramatic than it should've been.
So, we definitely wanna
talk to Whitney about it.
- Hello!
- Hi!
Welcome!
- Is it hot?
- It is hot.
Your skin's glowing.
Mwah. Mwah.
I have a
confession to make though.
- You spit in the soup?
- Oh!
I spit in the soup.
No, um, Conner made it.
- Oh.
- Not me. I can't take full credit.
This is my house. Let
me pour your Poppi.
Thanks.
I'll tell you what was
crazy was that baby shower.
Oh yeah. Dude.
Everyone's like, "Where's
Whitney? Where is she?"
That's why my day was
crazy, and I wasn't even there.
'Cause
they were texting you?
Demi was texting
me, Layla was texting me.
- And then Taylor's mom calls me.
- Stop. Stop.
Where's Whitney?
Oh, I don't
know if she's coming.
What do you mean?
- Hey, Whitney?
- Yeah.
This is Liann, Tay's mom.
What is goin' on?
I think that's more of a
conversation between me and Taylor.
Were you shocked
when Liann called you?
Well, I was because I didn't
have her number saved.
- That's what I said!
- So, I didn't know.
I wouldn't have picked up.
I wouldn't have picked up. I
felt like it was a bit dramatic.
- It is dramatic.
- Like, you could've just
Just, like, stay with your
daughter, enjoy the event,
call me after if, like, you're really
concerned as to why I wasn't there.
I thought you were
gonna text her.
That's why I surprised
you didn't, actually.
- It would've been nice.
- Just because our whole
friend group is there and
you didn't say anything, dude.
Or, like, a text would've
been nice, maybe.
But it didn't even cross
my mind to text her.
Like, I just, like, I genuinely didn't
think it was gonna be a big deal.
I think Whitney didn't show
up to Taylor's baby shower
because she wanted
the attention to be on her.
I think she's very
calculated in that way.
I think it's clear that Whitney
wants to be leader of MomTok.
We're not friends.
That's so weird to me.
I sometimes feel torn
between Taylor and Whitney.
I really just need them to talk, so
that we can figure everything out
and become, like,
a whole group again.
She thinks you're friends,
so that's why she's confused.
Well, then you don't know
the definition of friends.
Hallelujah ♪
Listen up ♪
I'm the one you've
been dreaming of ♪
I've got everything
you could ever want ♪
Try me and you'll see ♪
I'll bring you to your knees ♪
Baby, you're gonna believe ♪
Lead us
not into temptation ♪
Lead us not into temptation ♪
Temptation ♪
♪♪
Just like stars in the
sky, I'm floatin' on air ♪
Won't stop 'til I get to
the top and it breaks ♪
Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
You know I'm flying high,
living life large every day ♪
Just like stars
in the sky ♪
Pizza's here, sweetie.
♪♪
One, and then as that one's
gone, we'll pull out the next one.
- Are you excited?
- I'm excited. Should be fun.
Zac just graduated from BYU,
so I'm throwing Zac
a graduation party.
The next chapter
is medical school.
It's always been his plan
since he was really little.
I mean, his dad is a heart
surgeon, his grandpa was a surgeon,
his great-grandpa was a surgeon.
So, I also think it is expected.
So, we'll move this back here
and th people can even
be sitting on it while you start
and then we'll move some
other chairs around as well.
I hope everything goes well.
I hope your
friends all behave.
This week, we also have
Luca's baby blessing,
and then we have Demi's party.
MomTok has a packed
calendar this week.
Hello!
- You look amazing!
- You look amazing!
Hi!
- Hi, I'm Zac's mom, Crystal.
- Nice to meet you. I'm Mikayla.
- What's up, brother?
- How's it goin', man?
- Hi, Whitney.
- Hey, Zac.
Hello, graduate!
Congratulations!
- Hey, how are you?
- Good. Welcome.
Thank you so much.
Do you wanna sit
in the dining room?
- I think there's more sitting there.
- I'll show you where it's at.
- Is Whitney?
- Is Whitney here?
- Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, she's here.
Okay. I-I haven't
seen or talked to her.
Oh, she's
just in that room.
Yeah, I haven't talked
to her since that big fight.
This is the first time
I'll be seeing Whitney
since she didn't show
up to my baby shower.
So, I'm a little, like, nervous and
I feel, like, uncomfortable with it.
Hey guys, real quick.
This is my buddy, Ethan.
- He's gonna give us a quick rundown
- Hi, Ethan!
He owns Thirst if you've
ever been to Thirst.
Nickname is The Soda Man.
- He only refers to Soda Man.
- I love it.
Grab your cup, add a little ice.
- Here's some drink inspo up front.
- Oh, nice.
Hell yeah.
In the Mormon church,
drinking alcohol is not allowed.
But even though Mormons
don't drink, we like to party.
So, soda is the
Mormon version of coffee
because we're not supposed
to have coffee or tea,
so then Mormons
have tons of soda.
Amazing.
Soda shops open, like, the
same time as a coffee shop.
You see people in the
drive through getting soda
at, like, eight in the
morning, which is crazy.
Look at that ice.
- Hello, beautiful!
- Hello. Thank you.
- Hi, Rick. How are ya?
- Good. How ya doin'?
My mom comes from Ecuador.
She doesn't speak
very good English.
- Hi, Mama. Hi!
- Hi!
She's not wealthy.
My mom and my mother-in-law
are completely different.
There has definitely been a few
times where I have felt judged.
To put things into perspective,
my mom is a cleaning lady
in the same hospital that
Zac's dad is a heart surgeon
which is crazy.
- Hello!
- How are you guys?
- This is like family dinner.
- How is everyone?
Good! How are you?
Awkward hug.
- You've met Jordan.
- I've met Jordan.
Yeah,
yeah, yeah. Yeah.
You can
sit down. Go sit down.
Did you get that for me?
- Oh, thank you.
- I got that No, I got that for you.
- Why are you shocked?
- Oh, Mayci, thank you so
- Yeah!
- Are we best friends?
Yeah, we just
became best friends.
It's pretty
clear I don't like Dakota
and the way he treats
her and talks to her.
And I don't know why; he just
kinda gives me the ick a little bit.
Remember,
Jordan, I don't drink.
There's no weed.
- Layla.
- Used to!
No, guys!
- No!
- Layla's like, "Used to!"
I wanna be a better
example for my boys.
- Oh, hell yeah!
- Aw!
So, I'm only gonna
have, like, three drinks.
Being a member of the Church
of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints,
I have values and standards
that I'm choosing to uphold by.
I feel like me, Jen, and
Mayci are the most devout
out of the whole group.
And others who drink
alcohol once in a while, um
two polar opposites there.
Should we start
getting our suits on?
- We should do it now.
- 'Kay, let's do it. Come on.
Hey, babe,
I'm gonna head out.
- Okay.
- 'Cause I know you guys are
goin' hot tubbin'
and everything,
- so I'll probably go 'cause
- No, that's okay.
- I'm too scared to freeze.
- Yeah, don't even worry about it.
- What's up?
- Takin' off, dude.
- You guys are takin' off?
- Yes.
Have fun. You guys be
good kids. Come here.
- Bye.
- See ya!
So, there's no, like
any elephants in the room.
- Yeah.
- Anything you wanna talk about,
- I'd like to in person, um.
- Okay, yeah.
- I think we should.
- Okay.
So, I feel like I'm trying
to make an effort with Whitney.
I would love to
talk about things.
She's like, "Okay."
Okay, like, we
need to have a talk.
Like, you literally just
didn't show up to my shower.
- Hey, see you, uh
- Thanks. See ya.
- Take care.
- 'Kay.
She's not
giving me anything.
Almost as if there's really
She has nothing to say.
That's the vibe I'm getting.
- Have fun for us, guys.
- We will.
Party hard.
- 'Kay, love you!
- 'Kay, love you guys. See ya.
I don't wanna have
a conversation with Taylor.
I don't wanna do that.
Do you feel like I know you
don't, like, owe her anything,
but you think maybe, like, you
can just tell her how you feel
and be honest about
it? And then, like
- or we could be cordial.
- I under I under
No, I get that and I
did think about that,
but then I also remembered all
of the times that I was vulnerable.
There was a rumor that
Conner was on Tinder.
He had been struggling
with a porn addiction.
Yeah, I've been pregnant for,
like, I would say four weeks.
I am pretty sure I miscarried,
so I'm-I'm going to the hospital
every other day because, like,
they have to, like, draw blood.
That's why I have that wall.
I know, but the difference is, is
that I would've called her right after.
- And she didn't.
- She never did.
Oh, Jessi. Are
we doing fashion shows?
Oh, there you guys are! Is
that where all the men were?
Two hundred
pound dumbbells!
Yeah, is Jen coming? I
guess we don't have a chaperone.
- It's just us.
- "A chaperone."
Oh, my God. This
was Jen's idea and here we are.
♪♪
- I'm good for right now.
- You guys are all boring.
How 'bout you two?
- I'm gonna pass.
- Are you sure?
I thought it was a
graduation party.
Really? Like, you
know that this is an LDS family.
You know the rules.
This is revelation
given to Joseph Smith.
And in his writing,
there's literal scripture
of not drinking alcohol.
- What is in there?
- Yeah, what did you bring?
It's a belief that they have,
and it's a belief that
Jessi and Jordan know.
Like, now you're being rude.
I know we're on different
terms when it comes to the church,
but I at least thought we
were on the same level
of understanding and
respect for each other.
We don't drink,
and so, it just feels very
insensitive for her to bring alcohol.
I feel like I'm in high school
again. I'm like, "Hurry. Hide it."
- Welcome to your hot tub.
- Oh, thank you.
Okay, we're gonna
play Never Have I Ever,
so everyone put your hands up.
- Okay.
- Ah!
This is typically a drinking game.
Are you sure this is how you play it?
Yeah, so, wait a minute. If
we're gonna play this game,
we should probably
have a drink first, so
Jordan's like, "I
don't want my secrets coming out."
Get this girl a shot!
It's one thing for her to
be drinking at my house,
it's another thing
to involve my family.
If Zac's parents find out,
this could be really bad.
To be honest, MomTok
already doesn't have a good look
and Zac's parents
are aware of that.
And Jessi drinking
is disrespectful.
And it almost feels like
she's spitting in my face.
- It's hot.
- Are we good?
'Kay, yeah, let's go.
I think it's time to
face it, you basic ♪
Can't see these haters,
yeah, I think I need some LASIK ♪
I think it's time to
face it, you basic ♪
Get on my level, boy, you
gonna need a spaceship ♪
Hi, guys! Welcome in!
Hi!
Thank you so much.
Mayci's the most entertaining
person to watch get Botox.
Like, I would low-key
never get laughing gas for Botox,
but I'll do it today
just for funs.
Like, I've never
had laughing gas.
'Cause, like, why not?
Like, am I not gonna get high for
free? Like, it's not against the rules.
In the LDS religion,
we do not smoke, do not drink.
But when this MomTok
group gets Botox,
they'll get laughing
gas and it's a party.
I already feel it. I
feel like I'm gonna fall asleep.
Oh, my gosh.
You guys,
it's already hitting me.
I'm not even kidding.
Oh, they come for both.
'Cause they know they're gonna
get that gas and it's no extra charge.
Don't you feel good?
No, I need a second.
Like, my arms are,
like, I'm not even kidding.
Everything just
feels, like, weird.
Yeah. Have you never
been high before?
- No.
- Oh, okay.
In the LDS church, some of the
reasons why we have these guidelines,
like the Word of Wisdom,
is basically because we wanna make sure
that we're taking care of our bodies,
and we're always told
that our body is a temple,
and we wanna keep it clean
and put clean things in it.
It's actually surprising
that they don't really care,
as far as I know, about,
like, plastic surgery.
So, everyone be gettin'
Botox and lip filler here.
- Ah!
- Oh, yes, girl.
What are you doing?
- I'm doing a facial.
- She said, "Girls' day."
My eyes. You guys,
my eyes are so
- Her voice!
- What's wrong with it?
Okay, so, we're
hosting Luca's baby blessing.
- Oh!
- On Sunday.
Um, yeah, I'm inviting
you, Mikayla, and Whitney.
A baby blessing
within the LDS church,
it's not like "hallelujah", sprinkle
a little bit of water on the baby.
We're giving them a
priesthood blessing
by a father, a grandpa, and
anyone close to this child.
It's a blessing from God
for their journey on this earth,
and it's a very sacred event.
It's starting to hit. Ooh.
Stop, Whitney!
Whitney, Mikayla, and
Mayci are fully active members
and I do think
strong in the church.
I just naturally
gravitated toward them.
I was planning on
inviting everyone,
but then everything that
happened at the graduation party
with Jessi drinking alcohol
and Jordan drinking alcohol,
like, I just didn't wanna
cause more drama,
and, you know, baby blessings
are so sacred and so special
and, like, you do have
to set that boundary.
And Zac's not close
to Jordan or Jessi.
So, are you gonna
invite them then or no?
I mean, what would you
do? Would you invite everyone?
- Like, would you invite Taylor?
- No.
No, I wouldn't.
'Kay. Like, I Should I feel
bad for not? I don't know.
With Whitney as, like, the
current leader of MomTok,
maybe she should try and
bring us all closer together
instead of encouraging Jen
to not invite the other four girls,
and not cause that divide that
Whitney's causing right now.
I was put in a tough situation because
I don't wanna hurt anybody's feelings.
Now I feel bad because I kind of
I'm dead.
We're having a serious
conversation over here, Mayci!
It, like, finally hits me
when I'm done and I'm like
- Hello!
- Hi! Wait, you look stunning!
Thank you.
You're gonna look stunning
after we're done with you.
Wait, I didn't know you
had a tattoo on your neck.
- Yeah!
- It's so cute!
Thank you.
I don't know if you've
talked to Jen at all
- Uh-huh.
- but I was talking to Mayci,
- and I was looking at dresses
- Uh-huh.
and I was like, "Should I
wear this to the baby blessing?"
And she, like, was,
like, looking at me weird.
- What?
- And I was like, "What is going on?"
She's like, "Um, are
you invited to that?"
Oh!
And I was like, "Yeah,
she invited all of us."
Yeah. Wait, I haven't
gotten an invite either though.
Like, a an
official one, I guess.
Uh, outside of our group messages,
and I'm close with her, so that's weird.
Weird.
Mayci, Whitney, and Mikayla,
these are the girls that are
super active in the church.
And I think that this
group is the saints.
And I kinda feel like
Jen's their new recruit,
they're, like, feeling her out, seeing
if they're gonna let her in the group.
It's kind of like the "Plastics"
or the Mean Girls in a sense
because it's like you get invited
to sit with them, you're lucky.
But if you don’t,
you're kind of exiled.
I feel so uncomfy 'cause I'm,
like, we know it's coming up.
- Yeah.
- 'Cause you already told us
- the date and time. Yeah.
- It's on my schedule.
You guys, I have
Luca's baby blessing.
I don't know where
you're at with the church,
but I would love if you
guys could be there.
So, we're gonna be
doing it at my in-laws.
- So fun.
- Yeah.
But should we just call
her and just, like, ask?
Okay, let's just clear the air.
It's sad that we have to do this though.
- Like, you should be calling us.
- No, seriously.
- Hello.
- Hello!
You look beautiful.
I look absolutely horrific right
now. Sorry, I'm literally in my robe.
Okay, we wanted to call
because Mayci and I were at lunch,
and I'm like, "I gotta find a
dress for the baby blessing,"
and she starts laughing, she's
like, "I don't think you're invited."
And I was like, "Oh, awkward."
It was just like, "Let's just call Jen
and just clear the air because "
- See if we're invited.
- Yeah, see if we're invited
and if we're not, like, make
sure that there's no, like, real beef.
Yes, 100%. Yeah.
So, no bad intentions, just the
fact that this is about Zac too.
It's not just about me
and it's about Luca,
and Zac just feels weird inviting
a ton of people he doesn't know.
♪♪
I understand that.
I guess for me though,
like, you've expressed
to me that, like,
you feel like me and you are
the closest out of all the girls.
Maybe I should've
clarified this when we spoke,
but, like, I did feel, like,
a little uncomfortable
about everything that happened.
After Zac's graduation party,
it was definitely difficult
making a decision with Zac.
We only felt like we should
invite those we felt closest to.
And not that I don't
feel close to Jessi,
and Demi, and-and
Layla, and Taylor,
but Zac thinks that they're
not as strong in the church.
They aren't living
as faithful as me.
It didn't make sense for me to
invite them to such a sacred event.
That was the thing that, at least
for me, why I agreed with Zac.
And, you know, like,
with the baby blessing,
you just don't want
any bad energy.
I don't know, I just feel like
I'm in a really tough situation.
I don't know why I'm
gonna start crying right now.
Here we go.
Hey, Zac, babe, will you
just clarify what's going on?
Sure.
It's not that I don't really
like you guys' husbands,
I've just never hung out with
them, like, outside of certain settings.
He just doesn't feel like
he personally knows you guys.
But you're the mom, so
you should have a say.
In my opinion,
in a marriage situation,
it's not always about, "We
are both completely united.
We're both completely on
the same page," you know?
And so, to me, it is a little confusing
'cause that's not how I operate.
And, like, having
these conversations
is, like, focusing on,
like, the wrong things.
Yeah, but we have a right to understand
why we were uninvited, ya know?
But at the same time,
it's not your guys' baby blessing.
But we were invited. We were
We had it on our schedules.
We were gonna come.
To find out three days prior
some are invited but some aren't.
I had openly
spoken about it,
but I have never put a
date on the group message.
No, I have a
date in my calendar.
No, you did. You
gave a date and time.
Yeah, yeah. We
have it on our calendars.
You guys, Luca's baby blessing, I
would love if you guys could be there.
♪♪
When we
went through telling
Well, then that,
then that is my fault,
and I should've been better
at communicating with Zac.
Like, "No, I really did, like,
send a date and everything."
I don't wanna focus on anything
but Luca and his baby blessing.
I think it could've been solved
with communication, though,
is what we're saying.
- 100%. Yeah.
- Yeah.
'Kay, well, thank you
guys so much for listening.
I hope that the day is
beautiful and sacred,
- and thank you guys so much.
- See you guys.
- Okay.
- Bye.
'Kay, bye.
- That's bullshit.
- Really? 'Kay, tell me.
No, I just think the whole
situation's bullshit, like
I do think, with your situation,
I think that Zac is
really upset about
- at Jordan.
- 100%, yeah.
And it's hard because it's like, as
much as you guys are two individuals,
- you guys come as a couple.
- Yeah, but then why you?
I would say that Jen and
Zac are definitely the most
active Mormons in the group,
and it makes me
question if we're not invited
because we're not
good enough Mormons.
- Ugh, that's so hard.
- Anyway, that's really
Yeah, we'll see what happens.
I'm here to move ♪
Finally gonna make my move ♪
And the money gonna
come right through ♪
Ain't nobody
tell me what to do ♪
Do you want me to
do the charcuterie board?
Starts in 30 minutes.
- So, I can come down and do it.
- Did it get pushed to 7:30?
It was
always 7:30. Right?
Tonight, I am hosting a
Galentine's party at my house.
I've invited some of my
close family and friends,
as well as all of MomTok.
I believe in including everyone.
I don't want anyone to feel
alone or left out or left behind.
- Hello! Hi!
- Hello!
- Oh, gosh. Oh, my gosh.
- Welcome, welcome.
- I almost biffed it on the way here.
- You-You alright?
Galentine's is essentially a
Valentine's party for the gals.
So, this is girls only, no
men invited, come as you are.
I feel like it's not discussed enough,
especially in the Mormon culture,
how important it is to be in touch
with your feminine sensuality.
And being a progressive Mormon,
I am here to shake things up.
- Hey, babe?
- Yeah?!
Jen's here.
- Jen's here?
- Yeah.
- You're early!
- I'm dead.
It was seven, but maybe
I'm wrong.
- Hey, I'm comin' up.
- 'Kay, come up. I need help.
- I love you. Hi, you look so cute.
- Thank you.
This is the one thing that
I really need to work on
and it's time management.
Okay.
With this specific situation, I
genuinely just messed up the time
and I wish I could say that
that's a first for me, but it's not.
- Hello.
- Hello.
Come on in.
- Are you our host tonight?
- I am the host this evening.
I'm the MC.
Hello!
Welcome!
No, but we need to talk to
that man. Tonight, all things go.
- 'Kay, I'll be down ASAP.
- Oh, this is so cute!
Anybody wanna help
me with the charcuterie board?
Are you guys ready
to party hard tonight?
No.
With Welch's sparkling cider.
- I'm Demi.
- 'Kay, do it.
Look at my
outfit! I'm so beautiful.
What?
We're at my house
and we are getting ready
to go to Demi's
house for Galentine's.
Did you hear when
she said she was a nine outta 10
- on the Mormon scale?
- No, Mikayla told me that!
I was like, "What? A nine?"
I'd still consider myself a solid
nine outta 10 on the Mormon scale.
- You're joking.
- I can fully see your nipple right now.
What does that have to
do with being Mormon?
And you're gonna
say you're a nine outta 10.
I mean, if she
thinks it, that's great.
I was like, um, I was like,
"If you're a nine, then
I'm probably a 12."
That's what I said.
Wait, so you guys don't
actually think that she's a nine?
Definitely not after the
fruity cereal incident.
What
fruity cereal incident?
Oh, gosh, you don't
even wanna know.
- I do wanna know.
- You don't wanna know.
We all did, like, a girls'
trip to go to California.
We got invited by a
brand to go out there,
so we just made
this huge trip of it.
I don't even know
how it came up,
but then Demi started
sharing this crazy sex story
involving Bret, her husband,
and Mayci was like, "Absolutely
not. That did not happen."
Like, kind of, like,
egging Demi on.
And she was like, "I'm
gonna prove it to you."
Demi calls Bret and they
have that intimate conversation.
Bret doesn't know
that we're all listening.
Yeah, I've never heard
anything like that, so.
Their conversation was
even a little, like, dirty.
Oh, my gosh.
She's like, "Do you remember
when this happened?"
He's like, "Yeah."
And I was like I was sitting
there, like, mouth to the ground.
I was like, "There is no
way," and he was, like, into it.
But what
exactly did they do?
- Hi!
- Okay, thank you.
She cannot be in here for
the remainder of the story.
Can you tell me?
I was like,
"I'm not saying it."
- Here, come
here. I'll tell you.
- I'll whisper it to you.
- Oh, my gosh.
- Okay, wait. Mayci, come here.
- I just wanna say Okay.
Let me use you.
I am appalled.
Oh, goodness.
Have you ever
done anything like that?
No, I don't think I'm that
I don't think I'm that wild.
Wait, Mayci, come
here. Let me use you.
I just wanna say
'Kay, you lay
down. You lay down.
Wait, you're gonna
enact this. I'm scared
Wait, I'm not wearing
underwear, so don't
look. 'Kay, lay down.
I'm scared. Don't get
your coochie juice in my face.
'Kay, no, lay flat! He
wouldn't lay like that!
- No, he was in a chair!
- No.
- Yes, he was!
- Nuh-uh!
- He was!
- How do you guys know this?
No, she said he was laying down.
I cannot!
Just looking up at
you is giving me, like
Ew, wait, you're not
wearing underwear right now?
No, I'm
trying to not flash her!
She's trying
to get her juices on me!
'Kay, what does this
have to do with the cereal?
I'm so confused.
What does it
have to do with fruity cereal?
Hm, what can I say?
The fruity cereal
has to do with taste.
- It's like, no.
- Stop it right now.
You did not!
Is that your present?
No, this is just for Demi.
I asked her, I asked her.
I said, "Do you want " I said,
"Do you want me to bring anything?"
- She said, "No."
- I was like, "I'll
bring you something."
- Fruity cereal!
- Not the fruity cereal!
- They look really yummy.
- Oh, it's so good.
- It smells incredible.
- So good. It smells
Smells like the
weed I used to smoke.
What a horrible idea.
Mikayla hates
it. Mikayla's judging you.
I hate it, and I'm never
eating fruity cereal again.
I don't know how
Demi will take it.
I'm sure she won't
think it was funny.
Okay.
She's
wrong. She's so wrong.
No-no, no-no ♪
No, I won't hold back,
no, I can't hold back ♪
No-no, no-no ♪
- Don't answer the door.
- Hello!
Look at the
professional wrap job.
- I know.
- What is this?
I'm a professional.
- Oh, it's so cute here. Where's Demi?
- She's still getting ready.
Nope, I'm hating it.
Sorry, guys. Gotta change.
The
- Oh, no.
- No, right?
I haven't talked to Layla.
I'm sorry! I Okay,
this is really awkward.
But I promise it
has nothing to do with you.
It has everything
to do with Zac,
and just wanting our baby
blessing to go a specific way.
And he just felt
like he didn't want
to invite anyone he, uh,
he doesn't really know.
So, us three?
We're out.
- Oh, so there's certain people going?
- No, no, no.
It's No. The only, th-the only
three people that are coming
are Mayci, Mikayla, and
Whitney, and their husbands
- because Zac knows
- It's 'cause we're the sinners.
- Mm-hm. That's what I said.
- Oh, my gosh. Hell no.
You guys, I promise, like
Our religion is about peace and love
and being welcoming to everybody.
So, I'm like, that's
a little hypocritical,
like, of the, the
members to be like,
"Oh, you're doin' that,
you shouldn't come."
It's like, no, that's what it's
there for is to go, like, the sinners.
It's not for the saints.
Demi too.
- Oh, yeah, Demi is not going either.
- Don't worry.
My baby blessing's coming up
soon too and you and you can come.
- Yay!
- All you guys are invited!
I'm crying.
I can still dance
'til my shoes fall off ♪
Lately, I've been
feeling just a little less lost ♪
I've been making
friends that'll hold me up ♪
Hello! Oh, my
gosh. I am so sorry.
We've only been
waiting here for forever.
Guys, I am so sorry.
I know this is very on-brand for
me, but I genuinely mixed up the time.
I thought it started at 7:30.
Welcome! Welcome!
Thank you for being here.
Seriously, it means the world to me.
I'm so excited to
just hang as girls.
My whole intention for
the night was just
- She said, "Sex."
- I was, "Sex."
Um, yes, but just like bringing
our feminine energy together
and just, like, becoming
one tonight and connecting
and just being there for one another
and showing up for each other.
If you're here, I
respect you, I love you,
and you are one
of my girls, truly.
So, thank you for
being here. Love you all.
Love you.
I'm just gonna bring
all the gifts in here.
Okay, do you need help?
- Sure.
- I'll watch.
Just kidding!
- I'm like, "That looks
like enough hands."
It's like
her just to be like,
"Do you need help?"
The three little stooges in
the corner, just stay as you are.
Do you mean Mean Girls, Demi?
- Is that what you always call us?
- "The Plastics"?
- I mean, if the shoe fits.
- I think it I think it fits
you better, sister.
- We brought a brawl. Okay.
- Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Demi, I have
a gift for you though.
- Just for you.
- What? Just for me?
- Well, it's like a party favor gift.
- Yeah, you should open it right now.
- That's so nice!
- Take a seat, queen.
Thank you!
This
one's very special.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
Yeah, this is cute.
- Whit, this is really thoughtful.
- It is so thoughtful of me.
- Thank you.
- You're so cute.
Oh, shut up!
Oh, my gosh!
Wait, it's smelling
Wait, what?
Fruity Pebbles.
Freakin' Whitney.
- Whit!
- Wait, I don't get it.
Okay, I know what
you're talking about now.
- I'm dead.
- So dumb.
She hates it.
I didn't, like, send
out 80, 80 texts,
like, talking about, like the
intention behind the night.
That's fine. It's fine,
Whit. It's no big deal.
I laid out the intention
clear as day to all of the girls
that this was not a
trashy bachelorette party.
This specific thing that she was
trying to make light of and make a joke
was something that was
completely intimate and off the table
that was between Bret and I.
We swore to each other we
would never tell a soul about that.
I just think it's
below the belt.
- She mad at you.
- No, she pissed.
That was fucking weird.
Seriously, like, what's It's a
Galentine's. Like, what the fuck?
In the time I've known Whitney,
she is one to stir up drama.
And Whitney pulling the prank,
I feel like it is very hypocritical
because she wants to create
this safe space with MomTok.
We need this. We
need this community.
And I want us to be loyal to each
other and feel safe with each other
and honest with each other.
You ruined the feminine
energy in the room.
Demi told us everything that
happened with this crazy sex story.
It's not like I told the whole story. I
was just It was just an inside joke.
That fucking pissed me off.
So, Demi is
upset about the gift.
And then Whitney is upset
that Demi is upset at her.
I wanted to make it very clear
that that was a topic of conversation
that was off the table.
- No, I legitimately am pissed.
- Really?
I think she's pissed at you.
After all of this,
somehow it's been flipped
and Whitney's mad at me?
What is going on?
- But why are you mad at me?
- I'm mad about this whole situation.
That's fair, but it sounds It feels
like it's very targeted towards me.
♪♪
This isn't entirely surprising
because I do feel like oftentimes
Whitney will make things about herself
and so toxic.
I'm all, "Do better."
I don't have time for any
haters, yeah, you know ♪
Rise and shine ♪
I know the way, I pick it up ♪
Pick it up ♪
I make it work,
then talk the talk ♪
That's right ♪
When's the last time you bowled?
Literally, it's been years.
♪♪
Thank you.
- You're gonna be on lane four.
- Okay, thank you.
I'm excited!
- Hello.
- Hi.
I haven't been bowling in so
long. This is gonna be so fun!
Hi!
Long time, no see, guys.
Let's start bowling.
Here we are, the
sinners of the group,
enjoying a little bowling
sesh on the Sabbath.
Oh, my God.
We only
got halfway through.
No!
Not only are we
breaking the Sabbath,
but we were all kicked out
of the baby blessing today
because we are not
Mormon enough for Jen.
♪♪
Aw! Are you
so excited, bubbas?
Hello!
Hey!
Just gettin' everything ready.
- Hi, guys.
- Hey!
- Come on in.
- Thank you.
Dude, looking good.
Hey, girl! Hey, guys!
Conner, this is
his brother that's in Brazil.
- Oh!
- Conner served in Brazil.
Cómo está?
Well, thank you
for coming, everyone.
We're excited to bless
Luca. I'll do an opening prayer.
Our Heavenly Father,
we're grateful for the gospel.
We're grateful for our
understanding of our savior,
and these things we say in
the name of Jesus Christ. Amen.
I am super excited
about the baby blessing.
I'm just excited to have
the focus be about Luca
and not about everything that's going
on with MomTok and all the drama.
Luca is such a special
part of our family.
It will be nice just
to have a moment to
just focus on him
with family and friends.
My Heavenly Father,
I say these things in his name.
Every time I
go to a baby blessing,
I just feel closer to heaven.
I'm so grateful for Luca to have
Jen and Zac as their parents.
They're so blessed.
I know this church is true.
I know that Heavenly Father loves
each and every single one of us
and that all of us
are children of God.
And being a mom,
it's one of the greatest
callings on Earth.
And I say this in the name
of Jesus Christ. Amen.
Amen.
Last night at
my Galentine's party,
did you feel like a lot
of the girls were off?
The energy was
so weird last night.
I feel like we have this
weird divide right now.
Like, we're sitting here
bowling, "the sinners" and
Sinner Sunday!
the, yeah, the saints
are at the baby blessing.
- Oh, my gosh!
- Oh, my gosh!
Um, anyone who's
been invited to be in the circle,
if you guys could come up.
So, let's, let's put
left hand on, on left shoulder
and then one hand
underneath the baby.
When we give this
baby a blessing,
my husband and a few, male,
close family members or friend
will give this blessing as well.
The reason why women
don't give this blessing
is because only men carry
the priesthood in the church.
Hey!
- Amen.
- Amen.
Okay, there's breakfast burritos,
fruit, and then all sorts of desserts.
I feel bad not
inviting the other girls,
but I'm actually
grateful I didn't
because I feel like everything wouldn't
have been as, like, sacred and special.
Did you invite
everyone to your birthday?
I did.
I just feel like it's
gonna be divided.
There's two different friend
groups within the big friend group.
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
So, I'm really excited
because I wanted to plan, like,
a little girls' trip for my birthday.
Wait, where are we,
where are we staying?
- You guys wanna see?
- Yes!
So, we're gonna stay in this
really nice, little penthouse
and have a girls' weekend away.
This is my room. I
get the master suite.
Wait, it's got a hot tub?
Yeah, I'm gonna be
take a bubble bath.
I'm kidding.
I feel like it's them three, for
sure, like, against the world,
and I feel like Jen's slowly
being brought into that.
But I hate that it feels
like it's four and four,
especially with the
girls' trip coming up.
Going into Mayci's birthday
trip, I'm really nervous.
There are issues with
Whitney and Taylor,
with Whitney not showing
up to Taylor's baby shower.
But also, I think
that the cereal prank
really triggered this anger
in Demi towards Whitney.
There are a lot of things
that need to be said,
and when we're in a
house together for two days,
I know it's gonna come out.
There's probably
going to be drama
You keep playing with fire ♪
and it's gonna get bad.
I set you on fire ♪
I set you on fire ♪
I set you on fire ♪
Yeah ♪
I've been
planning a girls' trip.
I'm really hoping that
by the end of the trip,
we will be one
group instead of two.
One united group again.
Cheers.
I brought a truth box. I'm
hoping we are able to share.
This is the worst idea I've
ever heard in my entire life.
It's gonna be a boxing match. Ding,
ding, ding, ding! Who's gonna win?
"Which girl in this room
would you go lesbian for?"
Hey.
Kiss, kiss,
kiss, kiss, kiss!
You're being a bitch!
What the fuck are
you talking about?
Somebody come in
this door and shoot me
because I do not
wanna be here anymore.
Woah ♪
Crushin' the ground
beneath our feet ♪
Playin' with fire,
so take the heat ♪
We got eyes all in the trees ♪
There's nowhere to hide ♪
You're in too deep ♪
Buzzards circle overhead ♪
Oh, yeah ♪
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