The Secrets She Keeps (2020) s01e03 Episode Script
Episode 3
I slept with Simon.
When the baby is born,
I want a paternity test.
This is Jack's baby.
Oh, come on, Meg.
We both know the dates add up.
No.
AGGIE: Dear Jack, I know
you're having an affair.
I also know
your wife is pregnant.
End the affair now
or I'll tell Meghan.
I accept I'm probably
the father.
You are.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
They're letting him
come home.
Isn't it great?
Hayden is going to be
with you at the birth.
AGGIE: Hello, everyone.
This is Rory.
He's sleepy right now,
but I'll send pics soon.
I'm exhausted,
but so, so happy.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
To my little boy.
You are due tomorrow.
I have worried constantly
about you,
but all the scans say that
you are healthy and strong.
I know most mothers
like to write lists
about things
they want for their kids,
but I'm not really
one for lists.
I rely a lot on guesswork,
and thankfully,
most of the time,
it seems to work out.
But I do promise you
these things.
I'm going to say some things
that I don't mean.
I will say no
when I probably
should say yes.
But I vow,
when I make a mistake,
I will apologise.
Most importantly,
I will love you
unconditionally.
Even if you vote conservative,
or barrack for Collingwood,
or forget to call me
on my birthday.
I can't wait to meet you
[CAMERA CLICKS]
my little boy.
I'll see you very soon.
Love, Mum.
PS, if you scoot over
just a little bit
and stop kicking my kidneys,
I will buy you a puppy.
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
Hello, everyone.
This is Rory.
He's sleepy right now,
but I'll send pics soon.
I'm exhausted,
but so, so happy.
MEGHAN: "Congratulations.
He is beautiful!
"I want all of the details.
How was the labour?
"Call me
when you get a chance.
"Best wishes, Meghan."
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
[SINISTER MUSIC SWELLS]
I just can't get you
out of my head
Oh, your loving
is all I think about
I just can't get you
out of my head
Oh, it's more
than I dare to think about
Set me free
Oh, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
[HAUNTING MUSIC BUILDS]
[GIRLS LAUGH AND CHATTER]
GIRL 1: You know that guy?
GIRL 2: Yeah?
-And he drew the picture?
-Yeah?
[LAUGHTER]
[THUD]
[HAUNTING MUSIC BUILDS]
[WOOD CREAKS RHYTHMICALLY]
[WHIMPERING]
[WOOD CREAKS RHYTHMICALLY]
[WHIMPERS]
[WOOD CREAKS RHYTHMICALLY]
[CLOCK TICKING]
[GROANS]
This is what people do
when they love each other!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]
[TRAIN ROARS]
WOMAN: [PA SYSTEM] This train
is an express service only.
[MOBILE PHONE CHIMES]
Please change at Redfern
for other lines.
-Next stop, Redfern.
-[MOBILE PHONE CHIMES]
[LINE RINGING]
[MOBILE PHONE RINGS]
AGGIE: Hi. This is Agatha.
I'm not available right now.
-Leave me a message.
-[CHIME SOUNDS]
Aggie, I don't know
what to do.
Mum's beside herself.
She wants to call the police.
[MOBILE PHONE CHIMES]
It's her.
She's had the baby.
A little boy named Rory.
Rory!
Rory, Mum.
Is Is that a coincidence,
or did you tell her
about Grandad?
Well, I told her. [CHUCKLES]
What else does she say?
"I'll explain everything
when I see you.
"Right now I need to rest.
"I'm coming home soon.
Please let me sleep."
Aww.
She knew you were coming home.
Why didn't she just
give you an address?
-Rory, Mum!
-[LAUGHS]
-Rory!
-Oh, darling.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
AGGIE: I've got cash.
WOMAN: Room 12. Out the back.
[HAUNTING MUSIC CONTINUES]
JACK: That was delicious.
Mmm, I'm glad you liked it.
I have stocked
six containers in the freezer
for when I'm in hospital.
Oh, you didn't
have to do that.
You know I can cook
takeaway any time.
Oh, yes.
Do you wish
I wasn't having a cesar?
No. I'd rather you were safe.
It won't be the same, though.
Be all clinical.
Ahh, it is what it is.
-Stop worrying.
-[EXHALES]
[MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES]
Who's that?
I told you about her.
-Mmm?
-She's English.
She works at the supermarket.
So, are we gonna let
all your fans and followers
-call you from now on?
-Shut up, shut up.
-She's my friend.
-Uh-huh.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[LINE RINGING]
[MUSIC THUDS DISTANTLY]
It's Meghan.
Leave me a message.
[BEEP]
Hey, Meghan. It's Agatha.
I know you're due
at the hospital tomorrow,
but maybe you've gone
into labour early.
Hope you're OK.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[SIREN WAILS]
[WOMEN LAUGH]
[CROSSING SIGNAL CHIRPS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
JACK: Hey, dude.
[MEGHAN GIGGLES]
I know you can
hear me in there.
I want you to know it's gonna
be weird when you come out.
There's gonna
be people, lights.
Air.
But it's all going to be cool.
I'll be there to catch you.
You mind if I jump
in the shower?
MEGHAN: No. Go.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[SHOWER HISSES]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[DOG BARKING]
MAN: Zorro! Quit barking!
-[CRASHING]
-AGGIE: Shit!
[DOG BARKS]
Zorro?
[DOG BARKS]
Would you just Just sit?
What was it, Bryan?
BRYAN: No idea!
-[DOG BARKS]
-Zorro!
Oh, I see what's happened.
The bird bath fell over.
Probably a possum. You want me
to have a quick look around?
[DOG BARKS]
No, it's fine. Jack's home.
BRYAN: All right. Night!
Night!
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[SHOWER STOPS]
[DOOR OPENS]
Were you talking to someone?
-Yeah, Bryan.
-Ahh.
I hate to tell you this, babe,
but your bird bath
self-destructed.
-How?
-Possum, I think.
Must have been a big possum.
Yeah. Well,
we'll get a new one.
I can't sleep yet,
so I'm gonna go downstairs.
I'll I'll stay up with you.
No, no, it's fine.
Gonna make the most
of this last quiet night
before he comes.
[TRAIN RATTLES]
[MEGHAN BREATHING HEAVILY]
[MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES]
Aggie!
AGGIE: You sound puffed.
I hope you didn't run.
[SIGHS] Oh, no,
I was just upstairs,
but I'm breathless
all the time now.
Where are you?
Why are you whispering?
Er, the baby's asleep.
Oh, congratulations.
Thank you.
[MEGHAN CHUCKLES]
You said to call.
I hope you weren't
just being polite.
No, of course not.
We're on the same ride
at the same time.
We're bonded for life.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
MEGHAN: How is
the new arrival?
-Beautiful.
-Aww! He arrived early.
Well, I wanted
to beat you to it.
[LAUGHS] I want
all the gory details.
Are you sure about that?
Uh-huh.
Well, it only took six hours,
which isn't
that long, I guess.
Oh, my God!
Now you're just showing off.
And when the baby
was crowning,
I looked down and realised
I had my shoes on,
and I thought, "Oh, my God,
"I am not giving birth
with my shoes on."
Oh, dear.
So, yeah, that was funny.
I love the name Rory.
Did Hayden
make it back in time?
No, he only got off the plane
this morning.
Oh, that's such a shame.
Is he gonna go to Katoomba
to be with you?
My mum doesn't have
the space for him,
and I'll be back
in a day or so.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
I'm going in tomorrow.
Are you nervous?
Mmm, a little.
-[TRAIN ROARS]
-[GASPS]
Are you near a train line?
Er, yeah, my mum's house
is right on it.
One went past here
at the exact same time.
It sounds like
you were right outside.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
[LAUGHS]
Are you tired?
[YAWNS]
Now you really are
spying on me.
I heard you yawn.
Mmm, yep,
I am exhausted,
but I don't think I'm gonna
get any sleep tonight.
Well, I'll let you go.
Mmm. Thank you for calling.
I can't wait
for our babies to meet.
Me neither.
MEGHAN: Hmm.
-Meghan?
-Mmm?
Good luck tomorrow.
Thank you.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
MAN: Sinner, repent!
Sinner, repent!
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
Repent, sister!
Repent!
Or God will send you to hell
for your lies.
How far apart were your legs?
[WOOD CREAKS RHYTHMICALLY]
Was Mr Bowler circumcised?
[SOBBING]
Stand up, Agatha.
Stand up, Agatha.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
I ask that Sister Agatha
be shunned.
MAN: Stand up, Agatha!
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Fornicators,
liars burn in hell,
unless they repent!
[MUSIC SWELLS]
Repent!
MEN: Repent!
Repent! Repent!
Repent!
[HAUNTING MUSIC CONTINUES]
[BIRDS CALL]
[TRAIN RATTLES]
LUCY: Can we call him Elvis?
Not Elves!
Why? What do you
wanna call him?
Wee-Wee Man!
[CHUCKLES] Gets my vote.
You're silly, Lachie
I know we're late.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
OK. Lachie,
where's your other shoe?
Can you make sure Grace
doesn't feed them crap.
-And stays off Tinder?
-[MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES]
Uh, can you?
She terrifies me.
Hello.
[MEGHAN BREATHES HEAVILY]
I'll call him back.
Stop calling my wife.
[LAUGHS]
-Yeah, no, it's today.
-Hey, I'm going. Come on.
Um Oh, thanks! I will.
I'll pass that on.
All right, gotta go. Bye!
He just wanted to
wish you luck with the baby.
Oh, that'snice of him.
He is a nice guy. All right!
OK, bye!
-I'll be back.
-LUCY: Bye, Mummy!
-Bye, kids.
-JACK: Let's do it!
[DOOR SLAMS]
JACK: Move it, move it!
Come on, mate.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
-[JACK ROARS PLAYFULLY]
-LUCY: Hi!
GRACE: Hi, guys! Hi!
JACK: Have fun.
So, you can tell Meghan
that I've got sugary cereal,
white bread, and cordial,
and she can suck it up.
-JACK: [LAUGHS] All right.
-Cool! Thank you!
Hey, Grace,
whatever Meg said,
I want you to know
I do want this baby.
A lot.
You You don't believe me?
No, I do. Of course I do.
Yeah, I, um
Hey, thanks for this.
We owe you.
All right, just keep
my sister safe today
and we'll call it even.
OK, we'll call it even.
-JACK: See you!
-Bye!
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[RAPPING AT DOOR]
[SIGHS] Where are your keys?
Oh! Hello.
Rhea Bowden.
Hi. Yeah, I remember.
How are you?
Great. How's the house?
Are you happy with everything?
Um Yeah.
Extremely, thank you.
Great. I was looking for Jack.
Jack?
He promised me a testimonial
for my next brochure.
I'm following up.
Uh Yeah,
he's not here right now,
um, and we're to go
to the hospital today.
So, it'll probably
have to wait
till after the baby's born.
Oh! Gosh, yes.
I won't hold you up.
But tell Jack
to give me a call.
Yeah, no problem.
JACK: Shit! Fuck!
What are you doing
at my house?
What did you say to her?
Relax. I only said
I wanted to see you
about the testimonial.
I've been calling and texting.
All right, forget about that.
I can't do it.
I need this, Jack.
My competitors are killing me.
Whoever put that note
on my windscreen,
if they see me
spruiking your business,
they're gonna go
straight to Meg, OK?
I'm trying to put
everything I got
back unto my marriage.
Look, this isn't how
I saw things
playing out either.
[HORN HONKS]
I'm not gonna risk
my marriage and my family
for something that was just
a meaningless fling, OK?
-[HORN HONKS]
-Stop.
[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
[RAPPING AT DOOR]
Hello?
Don't tell me
it's sailor boy at last!
I'm looking for Aggie.
Well, shouldn't you
be up there,
waiting for the birth?
-No, she's already had him.
-What?
Yeah, she had the baby.
That's impossible.
She hasn't told me.
Better give her a ring.
Yeah, good luck.
Her phone's been off.
Well, I've got spare keys.
Come on down.
[SIGHS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[CAMERA CLICKS]
Jack.
-One more!
-Oh, my God!
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
You're doing great.
-Oh! Oh, he's here! He's out.
-[BABY CRIES]
Oh, my God. Look at that.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Where is he?
[BABY CRIES]
Jack?
[BABY CRIES]
Can I see him, please?
Can I see him?
Here he is.
Here he is.
Oh, he's perfect.
MEGHAN: Oh!
Hi, baby.
Hello.
-He's a champion.
-[LAUGHS]
-Oh, look at us.
-[LAUGHS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Fifteen minutes, she'll be up
in the ward. Congrats!
-He's beautiful.
-Thank you.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[SIREN WAILS]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
GRACE: Let's go!
OK, quick. Hop in, hop in.
Stand out of the way.
There we go.
Um Oh, Luce,
can you press four, please?
Thank you.
All right, great. So sorry.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-Lachie, come on. Don't stare.
-[LIFT CHIME SOUNDS]
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-[MUSIC THUDS FAINTLY]
-[DOG BARKS]
Are you the navy guy?
Yeah?
[SCOFFS] Thought Aggie
was making you up.
[MOBILE PHONE RINGS]
Mum.
Yeah, Aggie's still not here.
I'll come home soon.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
JACK: Megs was brilliant,
and this little man
got a nine out of ten.
You know,
that's an Olympic medal
on the Apgar scale
for my son.
Well done, you.
Right, mate,
you ready to meet Aunty Grace?
Hi!
-Oh.
-Oh, yes, hello!
Oh, my gosh, look at you,
little heartbreaker.
God, he looks just like Mum.
That's hilarious!
I think he looks like Jack.
By which she means
devastatingly handsome.
LUCY: Let's kiss him!
-Oh, OK, just gentle.
-Yeah!
-Come in.
-Oh, that's nice.
Not too much of a good thing.
LUCY: I can't see him.
I'll kiss him!
Yeah, but if you
kiss him too much,
you'll kiss his face off!
All right,
all right, all right,
all right, all right, shh!
OK, hey, hey, who's hungry?
-LACHIE: Me.
-Let's go and have a look.
LACHIE: Yeah!
JACK: Come on, let's go.
Come on.
LACHIE: Daddy,
get us chocolate.
MEGHAN: I knew
everything would be fine
once he was here.
Jack's in love
with him already.
GRACE: Mmm-hmm.
-Please don't mention Simon.
-I didn't, but now you have.
He doesn't
really look like Jack.
Well, he doesn't look
like Simon either.
What are you gonna do
about the DNA test?
I'll worry
about that tomorrow.
Please just let me have today.
[SIREN WAILS]
LUCY: Aunty Grace, can I go
in the front seat of the car?
-Hey!
-LUCY: Uncle Simon!
Hello! How you doing?
-Hey!
-GRACE: Hey.
-We have a baby!
-Do you?
Hey, guys, can you go finish
your chips over there
so that they don't
mess up my car?
Thank you!
What are you doing here?
The same as you.
No. They've just
had the baby,
so they just need
a little bit of space.
Jack knows I'm coming.
Yeah, but he doesn't
know why, does he?
She told you.
Er She told me that
you're causing trouble.
So much for keeping secrets.
Oh, we're sisters,
so, we tell
each other everything.
Then did she tell you
who the father is?
It's Jack.
I don't need you
going in there
and giving him
the reason to doubt that.
This is between
Meg and myself.
And your best friend,
and their baby,
and their children,
and their marriage.
Listen, if you thought
there was a chance
that a baby was yours,
you would want to know too.
[PLASTIC RUSTLES]
Please don't tell me
you brought
a DNA kit with you.
I warned her.
Simon, don't be a dick!
-This is not the time
-We're finished.
Can we take Uncle Simon
to see our baby?
Uh, no, Uncle Simon is gonna
leave, actually. Aren't you?
Uncle Simon is gonna
come back another day.
-Another day.
-Mmm, OK.
-Say goodbye. Let's go.
-Bye!
-SIMON: Bye.
-No, we're gonna go this way.
LUCY: Can we go
to the zoo tomorrow?
LACHIE: Yeah, zoo!
GRACE: Maybe.
LUCY: Please?
I wanna see the pandas.
[VOICES FADE]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
[WOOD CREAKS RHYTHMICALLY]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]
[LIFT CHIME SOUNDS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Nurse, I need your help
with a suture.
Hello? Nurse?
Sorry. I'm on my tea break.
Come with me.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Yeah, he's just sleeping.
He's the cutest thing
I've ever seen.
Ahh, I will. I'll pass it on.
You too.
How's your mum?
-So excited.
-Mmm.
-Sends her love.
-Can't wait to get home.
Have all the kids together.
JACK: Babe,
it's only been a day.
We should take advantage
of this, get some sleep.
MEGHAN: What are you gonna do?
JACK: Celebrate.
MEGHAN: Mmm-hmm?
I've just had major surgery,
given you another son,
and you're gonna
go out and party?
Absolutely!
Yeah, don't feel
you have to be responsible
just 'cause I'm stuck in here.
-He's perfect.
-Mmm.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Oh! Uh, I thought
my wife was in here.
WOMAN: Vik? I'm over here.
MEGHAN: I need
to have a shower.
JACK: OK.
JACK: Gently.
MEGHAN: Oh! That's the spot.
JACK: Still asleep, OK.
OK? Hey!
Yep!
Wait. Oh, yep,
want these? Good.
MEGHAN: Yeah.
-Are you sure you can do this?
-MEGHAN: Yeah, I'll be fine.
-JACK: Yeah?
-There's a seat in the shower.
JACK: How are you
gonna wash your hair
without getting
the bandages wet?
MEGHAN: I'll just
get in there first
and then I'll work it out.
You can look after
the little guy.
JACK: Oh, he's fine.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
JACK: OK?
MEGHAN: Mmm-hmm.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
Excuse me. Hi.
Is What Is he OK?
-[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT] Sorry?
-Uh, that's my baby.
Of course it is.
Baby Shaughnessy.
He's gorgeous.
Where's your wife?
Uh, she's just
having a shower.
Yeah, he's He's
What's happening?
It's just
a routine blood test.
Gotcha.
He'll be back before your wife
gets out of the shower.
You're welcome
to come with me.
Oh, no, no, that's
[KISSES] Bye.
See you! Thanks.
You should
have a coffee, relax.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[LIFT CHIME SOUNDS]
[BUTTON BEEPS REPEATEDLY]
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
[BABY CRIES]
Here, give her to me, please.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
-[BABY CRIES]
-No!
No! [SCREAMS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]
[HUMMING]
I'm begging you, please
Be mine
For the rest of my life
I should post
a photo tomorrow.
All my followers are asking
if we've had the baby yet.
JACK: Mmm.
Have you called everyone?
Mmm. Everyone on the list.
Simon said he'd be here.
He must be late.
Visiting hours are over.
Just text him
and tell him not to come.
JACK: Mmm-hmm.
[VOICES MURMUR]
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
He's not here.
No. No, they took him
for a blood test.
Um, she said he'd be back
when you'd finished.
-Who took him?
-A nurse.
You think they found
something wrong?
[FOOTSTEPS THUD]
Excuse me, um, our baby
was taken for a blood test.
When will he be back?
-Who took him?
-A nurse.
What kind
of blood test was it?
JACK: Babe, it's just routine.
Why did he need a blood test?
Can you find out, please?
Um, yep. I'll go check.
JACK: Thank you.
-[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
-WOMAN: Hello? Cleaner?
[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]
Yeah, I'm cleaning!
WOMAN: OK.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[GURGLES]
Where is our baby?
Did the nurse have a name tag?
If she did,
I didn't read it. Why?
Can you describe her?
Uh, she was tall.
Slimmish, I guess. Dark hair.
Wait, why are you asking us
these questions?
She knew our names.
Our name was on the crib.
Your baby wasn't scheduled
for a blood test.
-But the nurse said
-Where is our baby?
I'm sure there's
a totally logical explanation.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[THUD]
I don't see you before.
[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]
I just started.
They don't tell me that.
What do you have in there?
It's a good way
to carry everything.
[LIFT CHIME SOUNDS]
Where is your key?
I left it in the basement.
I'm gonna grab it now.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[ALARM BLARES]
-Alarm's bad. Better get out.
-Later.
[ALARM BLARES]
[LIFT CHIME SOUNDS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Jack?
Jack?
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[BABY CRIES]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
MEGHAN: Where is my husband?
The alarm is sounding.
We're all searching, OK?
I need to find my baby!
Get me a fucking wheelchair
right now!
-Hey!
-[GASPS]
Sorry.
I want you to lay down.
I'm gonna go
get you a wheelchair.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
No, no, you can't
get up, just
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
Get me a fucking wheelchair!
[SCREAMS] No!
[INAUDIBLE]
[SIREN WAILS]
When the baby is born,
I want a paternity test.
This is Jack's baby.
Oh, come on, Meg.
We both know the dates add up.
No.
AGGIE: Dear Jack, I know
you're having an affair.
I also know
your wife is pregnant.
End the affair now
or I'll tell Meghan.
I accept I'm probably
the father.
You are.
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
They're letting him
come home.
Isn't it great?
Hayden is going to be
with you at the birth.
AGGIE: Hello, everyone.
This is Rory.
He's sleepy right now,
but I'll send pics soon.
I'm exhausted,
but so, so happy.
[COMPUTER BEEPS]
To my little boy.
You are due tomorrow.
I have worried constantly
about you,
but all the scans say that
you are healthy and strong.
I know most mothers
like to write lists
about things
they want for their kids,
but I'm not really
one for lists.
I rely a lot on guesswork,
and thankfully,
most of the time,
it seems to work out.
But I do promise you
these things.
I'm going to say some things
that I don't mean.
I will say no
when I probably
should say yes.
But I vow,
when I make a mistake,
I will apologise.
Most importantly,
I will love you
unconditionally.
Even if you vote conservative,
or barrack for Collingwood,
or forget to call me
on my birthday.
I can't wait to meet you
[CAMERA CLICKS]
my little boy.
I'll see you very soon.
Love, Mum.
PS, if you scoot over
just a little bit
and stop kicking my kidneys,
I will buy you a puppy.
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
Hello, everyone.
This is Rory.
He's sleepy right now,
but I'll send pics soon.
I'm exhausted,
but so, so happy.
MEGHAN: "Congratulations.
He is beautiful!
"I want all of the details.
How was the labour?
"Call me
when you get a chance.
"Best wishes, Meghan."
[COMPUTER CHIMES]
[SINISTER MUSIC SWELLS]
I just can't get you
out of my head
Oh, your loving
is all I think about
I just can't get you
out of my head
Oh, it's more
than I dare to think about
Set me free
Oh, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
La, la, la
La, la, la, la, la
[HAUNTING MUSIC BUILDS]
[GIRLS LAUGH AND CHATTER]
GIRL 1: You know that guy?
GIRL 2: Yeah?
-And he drew the picture?
-Yeah?
[LAUGHTER]
[THUD]
[HAUNTING MUSIC BUILDS]
[WOOD CREAKS RHYTHMICALLY]
[WHIMPERING]
[WOOD CREAKS RHYTHMICALLY]
[WHIMPERS]
[WOOD CREAKS RHYTHMICALLY]
[CLOCK TICKING]
[GROANS]
This is what people do
when they love each other!
[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]
[TRAIN ROARS]
WOMAN: [PA SYSTEM] This train
is an express service only.
[MOBILE PHONE CHIMES]
Please change at Redfern
for other lines.
-Next stop, Redfern.
-[MOBILE PHONE CHIMES]
[LINE RINGING]
[MOBILE PHONE RINGS]
AGGIE: Hi. This is Agatha.
I'm not available right now.
-Leave me a message.
-[CHIME SOUNDS]
Aggie, I don't know
what to do.
Mum's beside herself.
She wants to call the police.
[MOBILE PHONE CHIMES]
It's her.
She's had the baby.
A little boy named Rory.
Rory!
Rory, Mum.
Is Is that a coincidence,
or did you tell her
about Grandad?
Well, I told her. [CHUCKLES]
What else does she say?
"I'll explain everything
when I see you.
"Right now I need to rest.
"I'm coming home soon.
Please let me sleep."
Aww.
She knew you were coming home.
Why didn't she just
give you an address?
-Rory, Mum!
-[LAUGHS]
-Rory!
-Oh, darling.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
AGGIE: I've got cash.
WOMAN: Room 12. Out the back.
[HAUNTING MUSIC CONTINUES]
JACK: That was delicious.
Mmm, I'm glad you liked it.
I have stocked
six containers in the freezer
for when I'm in hospital.
Oh, you didn't
have to do that.
You know I can cook
takeaway any time.
Oh, yes.
Do you wish
I wasn't having a cesar?
No. I'd rather you were safe.
It won't be the same, though.
Be all clinical.
Ahh, it is what it is.
-Stop worrying.
-[EXHALES]
[MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES]
Who's that?
I told you about her.
-Mmm?
-She's English.
She works at the supermarket.
So, are we gonna let
all your fans and followers
-call you from now on?
-Shut up, shut up.
-She's my friend.
-Uh-huh.
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[LINE RINGING]
[MUSIC THUDS DISTANTLY]
It's Meghan.
Leave me a message.
[BEEP]
Hey, Meghan. It's Agatha.
I know you're due
at the hospital tomorrow,
but maybe you've gone
into labour early.
Hope you're OK.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[SIREN WAILS]
[WOMEN LAUGH]
[CROSSING SIGNAL CHIRPS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
JACK: Hey, dude.
[MEGHAN GIGGLES]
I know you can
hear me in there.
I want you to know it's gonna
be weird when you come out.
There's gonna
be people, lights.
Air.
But it's all going to be cool.
I'll be there to catch you.
You mind if I jump
in the shower?
MEGHAN: No. Go.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[SHOWER HISSES]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[DOG BARKING]
MAN: Zorro! Quit barking!
-[CRASHING]
-AGGIE: Shit!
[DOG BARKS]
Zorro?
[DOG BARKS]
Would you just Just sit?
What was it, Bryan?
BRYAN: No idea!
-[DOG BARKS]
-Zorro!
Oh, I see what's happened.
The bird bath fell over.
Probably a possum. You want me
to have a quick look around?
[DOG BARKS]
No, it's fine. Jack's home.
BRYAN: All right. Night!
Night!
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[DOOR SLAMS]
[SHOWER STOPS]
[DOOR OPENS]
Were you talking to someone?
-Yeah, Bryan.
-Ahh.
I hate to tell you this, babe,
but your bird bath
self-destructed.
-How?
-Possum, I think.
Must have been a big possum.
Yeah. Well,
we'll get a new one.
I can't sleep yet,
so I'm gonna go downstairs.
I'll I'll stay up with you.
No, no, it's fine.
Gonna make the most
of this last quiet night
before he comes.
[TRAIN RATTLES]
[MEGHAN BREATHING HEAVILY]
[MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES]
Aggie!
AGGIE: You sound puffed.
I hope you didn't run.
[SIGHS] Oh, no,
I was just upstairs,
but I'm breathless
all the time now.
Where are you?
Why are you whispering?
Er, the baby's asleep.
Oh, congratulations.
Thank you.
[MEGHAN CHUCKLES]
You said to call.
I hope you weren't
just being polite.
No, of course not.
We're on the same ride
at the same time.
We're bonded for life.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
MEGHAN: How is
the new arrival?
-Beautiful.
-Aww! He arrived early.
Well, I wanted
to beat you to it.
[LAUGHS] I want
all the gory details.
Are you sure about that?
Uh-huh.
Well, it only took six hours,
which isn't
that long, I guess.
Oh, my God!
Now you're just showing off.
And when the baby
was crowning,
I looked down and realised
I had my shoes on,
and I thought, "Oh, my God,
"I am not giving birth
with my shoes on."
Oh, dear.
So, yeah, that was funny.
I love the name Rory.
Did Hayden
make it back in time?
No, he only got off the plane
this morning.
Oh, that's such a shame.
Is he gonna go to Katoomba
to be with you?
My mum doesn't have
the space for him,
and I'll be back
in a day or so.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
I'm going in tomorrow.
Are you nervous?
Mmm, a little.
-[TRAIN ROARS]
-[GASPS]
Are you near a train line?
Er, yeah, my mum's house
is right on it.
One went past here
at the exact same time.
It sounds like
you were right outside.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
[LAUGHS]
Are you tired?
[YAWNS]
Now you really are
spying on me.
I heard you yawn.
Mmm, yep,
I am exhausted,
but I don't think I'm gonna
get any sleep tonight.
Well, I'll let you go.
Mmm. Thank you for calling.
I can't wait
for our babies to meet.
Me neither.
MEGHAN: Hmm.
-Meghan?
-Mmm?
Good luck tomorrow.
Thank you.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
MAN: Sinner, repent!
Sinner, repent!
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
Repent, sister!
Repent!
Or God will send you to hell
for your lies.
How far apart were your legs?
[WOOD CREAKS RHYTHMICALLY]
Was Mr Bowler circumcised?
[SOBBING]
Stand up, Agatha.
Stand up, Agatha.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
I ask that Sister Agatha
be shunned.
MAN: Stand up, Agatha!
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Fornicators,
liars burn in hell,
unless they repent!
[MUSIC SWELLS]
Repent!
MEN: Repent!
Repent! Repent!
Repent!
[HAUNTING MUSIC CONTINUES]
[BIRDS CALL]
[TRAIN RATTLES]
LUCY: Can we call him Elvis?
Not Elves!
Why? What do you
wanna call him?
Wee-Wee Man!
[CHUCKLES] Gets my vote.
You're silly, Lachie
I know we're late.
I'll be back as soon as I can.
OK. Lachie,
where's your other shoe?
Can you make sure Grace
doesn't feed them crap.
-And stays off Tinder?
-[MOBILE PHONE VIBRATES]
Uh, can you?
She terrifies me.
Hello.
[MEGHAN BREATHES HEAVILY]
I'll call him back.
Stop calling my wife.
[LAUGHS]
-Yeah, no, it's today.
-Hey, I'm going. Come on.
Um Oh, thanks! I will.
I'll pass that on.
All right, gotta go. Bye!
He just wanted to
wish you luck with the baby.
Oh, that'snice of him.
He is a nice guy. All right!
OK, bye!
-I'll be back.
-LUCY: Bye, Mummy!
-Bye, kids.
-JACK: Let's do it!
[DOOR SLAMS]
JACK: Move it, move it!
Come on, mate.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
-[JACK ROARS PLAYFULLY]
-LUCY: Hi!
GRACE: Hi, guys! Hi!
JACK: Have fun.
So, you can tell Meghan
that I've got sugary cereal,
white bread, and cordial,
and she can suck it up.
-JACK: [LAUGHS] All right.
-Cool! Thank you!
Hey, Grace,
whatever Meg said,
I want you to know
I do want this baby.
A lot.
You You don't believe me?
No, I do. Of course I do.
Yeah, I, um
Hey, thanks for this.
We owe you.
All right, just keep
my sister safe today
and we'll call it even.
OK, we'll call it even.
-JACK: See you!
-Bye!
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[RAPPING AT DOOR]
[SIGHS] Where are your keys?
Oh! Hello.
Rhea Bowden.
Hi. Yeah, I remember.
How are you?
Great. How's the house?
Are you happy with everything?
Um Yeah.
Extremely, thank you.
Great. I was looking for Jack.
Jack?
He promised me a testimonial
for my next brochure.
I'm following up.
Uh Yeah,
he's not here right now,
um, and we're to go
to the hospital today.
So, it'll probably
have to wait
till after the baby's born.
Oh! Gosh, yes.
I won't hold you up.
But tell Jack
to give me a call.
Yeah, no problem.
JACK: Shit! Fuck!
What are you doing
at my house?
What did you say to her?
Relax. I only said
I wanted to see you
about the testimonial.
I've been calling and texting.
All right, forget about that.
I can't do it.
I need this, Jack.
My competitors are killing me.
Whoever put that note
on my windscreen,
if they see me
spruiking your business,
they're gonna go
straight to Meg, OK?
I'm trying to put
everything I got
back unto my marriage.
Look, this isn't how
I saw things
playing out either.
[HORN HONKS]
I'm not gonna risk
my marriage and my family
for something that was just
a meaningless fling, OK?
-[HORN HONKS]
-Stop.
[CAR DOOR SLAMS]
[RAPPING AT DOOR]
Hello?
Don't tell me
it's sailor boy at last!
I'm looking for Aggie.
Well, shouldn't you
be up there,
waiting for the birth?
-No, she's already had him.
-What?
Yeah, she had the baby.
That's impossible.
She hasn't told me.
Better give her a ring.
Yeah, good luck.
Her phone's been off.
Well, I've got spare keys.
Come on down.
[SIGHS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[CAMERA CLICKS]
Jack.
-One more!
-Oh, my God!
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
You're doing great.
-Oh! Oh, he's here! He's out.
-[BABY CRIES]
Oh, my God. Look at that.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Where is he?
[BABY CRIES]
Jack?
[BABY CRIES]
Can I see him, please?
Can I see him?
Here he is.
Here he is.
Oh, he's perfect.
MEGHAN: Oh!
Hi, baby.
Hello.
-He's a champion.
-[LAUGHS]
-Oh, look at us.
-[LAUGHS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Fifteen minutes, she'll be up
in the ward. Congrats!
-He's beautiful.
-Thank you.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[SIREN WAILS]
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
GRACE: Let's go!
OK, quick. Hop in, hop in.
Stand out of the way.
There we go.
Um Oh, Luce,
can you press four, please?
Thank you.
All right, great. So sorry.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-Lachie, come on. Don't stare.
-[LIFT CHIME SOUNDS]
Let's go, let's go, let's go!
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
-[MUSIC THUDS FAINTLY]
-[DOG BARKS]
Are you the navy guy?
Yeah?
[SCOFFS] Thought Aggie
was making you up.
[MOBILE PHONE RINGS]
Mum.
Yeah, Aggie's still not here.
I'll come home soon.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
JACK: Megs was brilliant,
and this little man
got a nine out of ten.
You know,
that's an Olympic medal
on the Apgar scale
for my son.
Well done, you.
Right, mate,
you ready to meet Aunty Grace?
Hi!
-Oh.
-Oh, yes, hello!
Oh, my gosh, look at you,
little heartbreaker.
God, he looks just like Mum.
That's hilarious!
I think he looks like Jack.
By which she means
devastatingly handsome.
LUCY: Let's kiss him!
-Oh, OK, just gentle.
-Yeah!
-Come in.
-Oh, that's nice.
Not too much of a good thing.
LUCY: I can't see him.
I'll kiss him!
Yeah, but if you
kiss him too much,
you'll kiss his face off!
All right,
all right, all right,
all right, all right, shh!
OK, hey, hey, who's hungry?
-LACHIE: Me.
-Let's go and have a look.
LACHIE: Yeah!
JACK: Come on, let's go.
Come on.
LACHIE: Daddy,
get us chocolate.
MEGHAN: I knew
everything would be fine
once he was here.
Jack's in love
with him already.
GRACE: Mmm-hmm.
-Please don't mention Simon.
-I didn't, but now you have.
He doesn't
really look like Jack.
Well, he doesn't look
like Simon either.
What are you gonna do
about the DNA test?
I'll worry
about that tomorrow.
Please just let me have today.
[SIREN WAILS]
LUCY: Aunty Grace, can I go
in the front seat of the car?
-Hey!
-LUCY: Uncle Simon!
Hello! How you doing?
-Hey!
-GRACE: Hey.
-We have a baby!
-Do you?
Hey, guys, can you go finish
your chips over there
so that they don't
mess up my car?
Thank you!
What are you doing here?
The same as you.
No. They've just
had the baby,
so they just need
a little bit of space.
Jack knows I'm coming.
Yeah, but he doesn't
know why, does he?
She told you.
Er She told me that
you're causing trouble.
So much for keeping secrets.
Oh, we're sisters,
so, we tell
each other everything.
Then did she tell you
who the father is?
It's Jack.
I don't need you
going in there
and giving him
the reason to doubt that.
This is between
Meg and myself.
And your best friend,
and their baby,
and their children,
and their marriage.
Listen, if you thought
there was a chance
that a baby was yours,
you would want to know too.
[PLASTIC RUSTLES]
Please don't tell me
you brought
a DNA kit with you.
I warned her.
Simon, don't be a dick!
-This is not the time
-We're finished.
Can we take Uncle Simon
to see our baby?
Uh, no, Uncle Simon is gonna
leave, actually. Aren't you?
Uncle Simon is gonna
come back another day.
-Another day.
-Mmm, OK.
-Say goodbye. Let's go.
-Bye!
-SIMON: Bye.
-No, we're gonna go this way.
LUCY: Can we go
to the zoo tomorrow?
LACHIE: Yeah, zoo!
GRACE: Maybe.
LUCY: Please?
I wanna see the pandas.
[VOICES FADE]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
[WOOD CREAKS RHYTHMICALLY]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]
[LIFT CHIME SOUNDS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Nurse, I need your help
with a suture.
Hello? Nurse?
Sorry. I'm on my tea break.
Come with me.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Yeah, he's just sleeping.
He's the cutest thing
I've ever seen.
Ahh, I will. I'll pass it on.
You too.
How's your mum?
-So excited.
-Mmm.
-Sends her love.
-Can't wait to get home.
Have all the kids together.
JACK: Babe,
it's only been a day.
We should take advantage
of this, get some sleep.
MEGHAN: What are you gonna do?
JACK: Celebrate.
MEGHAN: Mmm-hmm?
I've just had major surgery,
given you another son,
and you're gonna
go out and party?
Absolutely!
Yeah, don't feel
you have to be responsible
just 'cause I'm stuck in here.
-He's perfect.
-Mmm.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Oh! Uh, I thought
my wife was in here.
WOMAN: Vik? I'm over here.
MEGHAN: I need
to have a shower.
JACK: OK.
JACK: Gently.
MEGHAN: Oh! That's the spot.
JACK: Still asleep, OK.
OK? Hey!
Yep!
Wait. Oh, yep,
want these? Good.
MEGHAN: Yeah.
-Are you sure you can do this?
-MEGHAN: Yeah, I'll be fine.
-JACK: Yeah?
-There's a seat in the shower.
JACK: How are you
gonna wash your hair
without getting
the bandages wet?
MEGHAN: I'll just
get in there first
and then I'll work it out.
You can look after
the little guy.
JACK: Oh, he's fine.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
JACK: OK?
MEGHAN: Mmm-hmm.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
Excuse me. Hi.
Is What Is he OK?
-[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT] Sorry?
-Uh, that's my baby.
Of course it is.
Baby Shaughnessy.
He's gorgeous.
Where's your wife?
Uh, she's just
having a shower.
Yeah, he's He's
What's happening?
It's just
a routine blood test.
Gotcha.
He'll be back before your wife
gets out of the shower.
You're welcome
to come with me.
Oh, no, no, that's
[KISSES] Bye.
See you! Thanks.
You should
have a coffee, relax.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[LIFT CHIME SOUNDS]
[BUTTON BEEPS REPEATEDLY]
[BREATHES HEAVILY]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[SCREAMS]
[SCREAMS]
[BABY CRIES]
Here, give her to me, please.
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
-[BABY CRIES]
-No!
No! [SCREAMS]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC SWELLS]
[HUMMING]
I'm begging you, please
Be mine
For the rest of my life
I should post
a photo tomorrow.
All my followers are asking
if we've had the baby yet.
JACK: Mmm.
Have you called everyone?
Mmm. Everyone on the list.
Simon said he'd be here.
He must be late.
Visiting hours are over.
Just text him
and tell him not to come.
JACK: Mmm-hmm.
[VOICES MURMUR]
[OMINOUS MUSIC BUILDS]
He's not here.
No. No, they took him
for a blood test.
Um, she said he'd be back
when you'd finished.
-Who took him?
-A nurse.
You think they found
something wrong?
[FOOTSTEPS THUD]
Excuse me, um, our baby
was taken for a blood test.
When will he be back?
-Who took him?
-A nurse.
What kind
of blood test was it?
JACK: Babe, it's just routine.
Why did he need a blood test?
Can you find out, please?
Um, yep. I'll go check.
JACK: Thank you.
-[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
-WOMAN: Hello? Cleaner?
[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]
Yeah, I'm cleaning!
WOMAN: OK.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[GURGLES]
Where is our baby?
Did the nurse have a name tag?
If she did,
I didn't read it. Why?
Can you describe her?
Uh, she was tall.
Slimmish, I guess. Dark hair.
Wait, why are you asking us
these questions?
She knew our names.
Our name was on the crib.
Your baby wasn't scheduled
for a blood test.
-But the nurse said
-Where is our baby?
I'm sure there's
a totally logical explanation.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[THUD]
I don't see you before.
[AUSTRALIAN ACCENT]
I just started.
They don't tell me that.
What do you have in there?
It's a good way
to carry everything.
[LIFT CHIME SOUNDS]
Where is your key?
I left it in the basement.
I'm gonna grab it now.
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
[ALARM BLARES]
-Alarm's bad. Better get out.
-Later.
[ALARM BLARES]
[LIFT CHIME SOUNDS]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
Jack?
Jack?
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
[BABY CRIES]
[HAUNTING INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC]
MEGHAN: Where is my husband?
The alarm is sounding.
We're all searching, OK?
I need to find my baby!
Get me a fucking wheelchair
right now!
-Hey!
-[GASPS]
Sorry.
I want you to lay down.
I'm gonna go
get you a wheelchair.
[DRAMATIC MUSIC BUILDS]
No, no, you can't
get up, just
[DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES]
Get me a fucking wheelchair!
[SCREAMS] No!
[INAUDIBLE]
[SIREN WAILS]