Totally Completely Fine (2023) s01e03 Episode Script
Juan De Vacaciones
[distant hip-hop music playing]
[tires squealing]
[distant hip-hop music playing]
[hip-hop music playing]
Fuck off. [panting]
Didn't you hear me?
I said fuck off,
you fucking fucks.
Hi.
My name's Vivian.
I live just over there.
[panting]
Can I ask what your name is?
[hyperventilating]
Look, I've had
a million panic attacks.
Sometimes it helps
if you--
I'm not having a panic attack,
you stupid bitch.
[hyperventilating]
I've been strangled.
Amy, call an ambulance.
Amy, ambulance. Now.
Yep. Yeah.
[woman panting]
Is this
your hype track?
Can I ask who did this to you?
[woman]
Who do you fuckin' think?
Well, you have to know
this is his problem, okay?
Not yours.
[laughing]
I'm meant to be
in court in an hour.
Are you a lawyer?
No, cleaner.
Of course I'm a lawyer.
I'm a fucking shark.
They shit themselves when
I walk into a courtroom.
I built that.
They respect me.
I go in like this,
that's all they'll see.
All of that will be gone.
- That's not true--
- [woman]
Yes, it will.
They'll start talking to me
like you are now.
Patronising bullshit.
Offer to rep me pro-bono.
I'm not that woman. I'm not.
[sobbing]
I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed, okay?
So just fuck off and let me go.
I'm ashamed.
I fucked up a long time ago.
I'm still fucking up.
Is this meant to be inspiring?
It was.
I was letting you know
you're not alone.
Oh! [sobbing]
What are you doing?
Following your lead.
What? We feel ashamed
so we just
fucking give up, I guess.
Oh, fuck you,
you piece of shit.
Are you over?
Is your life over?
It never really started, mate.
[woman]
You won't.
Why?
Fuck off, please.
Why do you get to go
and not me?
It's not going to stop me--
oh, fuck, you fucking maniac!
Why?
Because you're gonna die!
You're gonna die,
do you hear me?
Stop.
Stop.
[sobbing]
[sirens wailing]
Hey, hey.
Show me.
Show me.
Just me. That's all.
[panting]
What's your name?
Caitlin.
You still look
like Caitlin to me.
Yeah?
[sobbing]
Shh, come on.
♪
♪
Jesus Christ.
What?
It's my brother's
I don't know what he is.
Hey, Vivian, hello.
I'm your PINOP. Neighbours called
emergency services.
The police have already filed
an Apprehended Violence Order.
My, um, he can't come
within a hundred meters.
I own the place.
I already refused aid from
the ambulance at the scene.
Oh. Would you prefer
a female paramedic?
Oh, you're fine.
I mean, yeah, no,
let's just get this done.
Okay, come on.
I am so sorry
this happened to you.
I'll live.
Are you two okay?
I'll see you later.
[vehicle engine starting]
Heart of a fucking lion?
What happened
to being my sidekick?
I'm sorry.
I mean, technically,
lions actually have
very small hearts,
and they can't run very fast
and if they do, it's only
for a couple of meters--
So what you're saying is,
you do have the heart of a lion.
Mm.
What time's your twin flame
picking you up?
Um, this afternoon,
I think. After work.
♪
♪
[knocking on door]
[gasps]
The ashes ceremony.
The ashes ceremony!
[rapid knocking on door]
[Hendrix]
It's all right.
She's coming.
Is she?
Because she's forgotten
the last four Christmases.
Shit.
[kicking on door]
[Hendrix]
Hey.
Hello!
I'm Amy.
Who's Amy?
Oh, John! Remember,
I was telling you about Amy.
This is the lovely woman
that Vivian saved.
Mm.
Mm.
[muttering]
Shit.
[groans]
I hate fake plants! Fuck!
May we go in?
[Amy]
Yeah. Sure.
Just, um,
have to wait a moment.
Why's that?
Because--there he is!
The guest of honour!
Everyone, this is
Louis.
Louis.
Vivian's paperboy.
Oh!
[mouths] Help me.
Yep, that's, ah, that's me.
That girl loves her paper.
Ahh.
And actually wanted me
to tell you
that we have
a refer-a-friend discount
going on at the moment--
We need to go in, thank you.
Can you get that?
[Amy]
Oh.
Good, thank you.
If she's set up a crack den,
you should just tell me.
Vivian!
Don't be silly!
She's just cleaning.
I mean, masturbating.
Mm-hmm.
Vivian!
Hi!
Hey, Viv. You all right?
Yeah. Sorry.
I was just getting the ashes.
Yeah, I keep them
in the backyard. Louis?
Right.
Okay, Alejandro's on his way.
These need to go in the fridge.
And, um, if we can all
just be
calm, hmm?
And Vivian and little friend,
if they could put some
clothes on, that'd be great.
We're not just
gonna throw him out?
[John]
No, like I said
Alejandro's not here yet.
Oh, Alejandro won't mind.
He'll arrive just in time
for the nibblies,
which is what
we're all here for, anyway.
[Alejandro]
Hola! Did someone
call emergency?
I'm sorry for being late.
Oh!
[John]
Oh, it's all right.
[Alejandro]
Vivian.
Hey, you were amazing
this morning.
This morning?
What happened this--
What--what--what happened
this morning?
Your sister didn't tell you?
Oh, she saved a life.
She went out onto
the ledge and helped
a distressed woman
to my ambulance.
It was a very brave thing
for you to do.
What'd I say, huh?
Oh, that's fuckin'
amazing, Viv.
It really was.
[John]
Yeah, that's, um,
uh, wow. Yeah.
We should do the ceremony.
Yeah, we should.
Oh, this idea to commemorate
your abuelo, wonderful.
I am honoured to have
been invited to this
special family event.
Thank you.
[John]
Well.
Yes, I'm gonna hurry up.
John brought
my special suit.
Gracias, portes d'amour.
Hmm.
Sorry.
♪
[slurping]
Hmm.
♪
♪
♪
[Hendrix exhales heavily]
Come on. The urn.
He was a golfer,
grandfather,
and friend.
He taught me
the importance of family.
He actually met Laura,
my wife, first.
He was the marshal at the
high school running carnival,
and he insisted
that I snap her up.
[laughs]
[Hendrix]
She, um,
she sends her apologies, today.
She had a work Zoom
with Jeremy--
Just wrap it up, Hendrix!
I love you, Granddad.
Rest easy, buddy.
Love you, Granddad. Bye.
[John]
Ah
You don't want
to say anything, do you?
Actually, yes. Yes,
I would.
Thank you. Thank you.
[clears throat]
I've been thinking
about the greatest lesson
Walter Cunningham
passed on to me.
Growing up,
Granddad largely left me
to my own devices.
When I fractured my tibia
after slipping
on a pile of my siblings'
dirty laundry,
I drove myself
to the hospital.
When the wasp nest
in the attic was taunted
into a frenzy
by Vivian and Hendrix's
secondhand marijuana smoke,
Granddad--yeah?
Accidentally locked me
in the house
with the enraged swarm.
Then came 2013,
the year of my
university graduation.
I was Dux,
I had topped the Dean's list,
and I'd been voted
most likely
to have a nervous breakdown
by my peers,
but I don't emote that way,
so the joke's on them.
I was ready to take
my qualification
and revel in my achievements
with my family.
This moment,
I told myself, was
when I would know that
the over-the-counter
amphetamines abuse
and the sleep deprivation
was worth it.
So there I stood,
covered with fear-sweat
and heat rash,
and I looked out
into the audience,
only to realise
that Granddad wasn't there.
No one was there.
And yes, I see you all
shocked at this,
and I tell you what,
it was really, really easy
to be angry
at Granddad for
missing out on things.
But then he'd leave me
two Scotch Fingers
next to a cup of tea
every day after school
and when I took up
marathon running
to cure my anxiety,
he used to just
untie my shoelaces
every morning
before I came down,
just to help me get ready.
Um, I guess what
I'm trying to say is that
Walter Cunningham
taught me how to love
in the little ways,
when big ways are hard
for some people.
And for that,
I'm truly grateful.
And I'm really
gonna miss him.
He always
[clears throat]
He always
♪
He always
Fuck! John!
John!
- John!
- You should probably go.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah.
♪
♪
[Vivian]
John!
[Hendrix]
John, what are you doing?
♪
You tell them
what I'm doing, Vivian.
You tell them
what I'm doing!
I don't--I don't know--
Drink it.
What the fuck!
Go on, drink it.
Querido, your grief,
it is--
[John]
Chocolate mix.
It's fucking
hot chocolate mix.
She--she's replaced
our grandfather's ashes
with chocolate mix.
Perhaps my English is not--
[John]
No, no, no, no, no.
You heard correctly.
She--she opened this jar
and she scooped it
into his urn. Drink it.
It's not--
It's not? Oh.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh. My love,
that was dairy.
Okay, I bulked it up
with hot chocolate mix,
but there was still a little bit
of Granddad stuck to the edge.
[puking]
[Vivian]
John, I'm sorry--
Get out!
I just wanted today
to go well.
So you threw him out
beforehand?
[Vivian]
It was an accident.
There was this old lady, Beatrice.
We'd had weed.
We were gonna--
You were high.
It was Granddad's!
He wanted us to!
You are fucked.
This whole ceremony
was your idea.
No, it wasn't. It was yours!
Hendrix.
For a split second,
I believed this bullshit.
I actually thought
that you'd changed.
John, I said
it was an accident!
[John]
An accident?
You.
It's always you.
It's always your fault!
I'm gonna sue you.
What?
I've had enough.
I'm gonna sue you
for burning down my truck.
[door closes]
It was a beautiful ceremony.
Until the screaming.
Viv.
Hey. Don't.
What happened to the new you?
You heard him.
She doesn't exist.
Do you know
how my day started?
Traumatising.
And it actually got worse.
So I'd like to forget, thanks.
Vendrix?
No, no no.
No, I've gotta go home.
Vendrix.
[Hendrix]
I have to see Laura.
I haven't seen her in weeks.
And I can't do
designated friend tonight.
Amy.
Hey.
George!
[George]
God, it's good to see you.
[Amy]
I need to stay.
Oh. Okay.
Why?
Ah, for a drink.
Vivian needs
a designated friend.
A designated what?
Oh, it's the sucker
who looks after the people
with alcohol poisoning.
Viv, I think
you should take it easy.
[Amy]
There was a hot
chocolate mix incident.
Don't ask.
I'll have what
you're having, Viv.
[George]
Okay, why don't I make you
a cocktail, Amy?
Everyone. I am a master.
All right. It's a party.
Farewell drinks.
Oh no, I can't do a party.
What would the animal say?
Hang on, what?
At school, everyone called him
The Animal because--
Because he has kind eyes,
like one.
[George laughs]
No, no, no, no,
because I used
to party hard like it--
Not anymore, apparently.
[George]
Ah. Wife got you
locked down? Kids?
No, no, no, no, no. I
I badgered her for kids.
For years, actually.
And, um, one of the kids
hates the babysitter,
so I'd better--
[Vivian]
Vendrix
needs both Vivian
and Hendrix.
Hendrix.
Please.
You guys are related, right?
Yeah.
Oh, brothers and sisters
can have party couple names.
Sure. Come on, man.
Stay for one drink.
I'm on a juice fast.
Gin's a fruit.
Bro.
Let's not let this
get out of hand.
[singer]
Spinning around ♪
Hey!
Vendrix means no texting
bitches, remember?
For the last time,
don't call Laura a bitch.
And I'm trying to text her
so that I can tell her
that I'm thinking about her.
[George]
You won state champs?
Oh, yeah!
How many years ago?
Oh, yeah. That's nothing.
See, ah, see this one here?
So I had
a dislocated shoulder.
I was trapped
underneath the boat.
I was technically dead
for thirty seconds.
- Amazing!
- [Hendrix]
Yeah.
The concussion made him
a cheap drunk for weeks.
How did you and Amy
get together?
Oh, she worked in the
clothing store near my office.
I saw her and bought
a shirt a day
until she agreed
to go out with me.
Oh, wow.
That's so romantic.
[George]
Yeah, we've been smitten
ever since. Twin flames.
Then she left him
at the altar.
- Viv!
- [Vivian]
Sorry, it's just true.
It's okay. Yeah, it is.
But Amy is a free spirit.
I'll have her
however she wants me.
Wedding or no wedding.
Doesn't matter to me.
Lovely.
So, what do you do?
Have you heard of The Well?
Yeah, the app?
Yeah, I've got it on my phone.
[George]
Yeah, I run it.
But it was Amy's idea.
[Hendrix]
What?
You never told me that.
You said you were
a shop assistant.
[George]
What?
She came up
with all the features.
I could not have done it
without her.
- She is a genius.
- What is it?
The Well finds
all the wellness classes
in your area, and rates them.
But the twist is,
it's tailored for men.
I mean,
why should we miss out
on all
the alternative therapies?
It's empowering.
I'm so glad
you're empowering men.
It sounds like
really important work.
Thank you.
It's our little dream.
I've got it.
What's up?
What do you mean?
Well you're not
talking incessantly.
Oh, I'm having fun.
Vendrix!
[singer]
Baby, baby, baby ♪
[Amy]
Anyone for some
of Walt's peach schnapps?
[Hendrix]
Oh, God, no. No for me.
[Amy]
Do you want some
schnapps, George?
[George]
Why not?
Never Have I Ever.
[Amy]
Oh!
[George]
What, the kids' game?
Amy?
Yes,
I love that idea!
Whoa! No, come on.
Hendrix?
Nah, it's a
stupid game, Viv.
See?
You used to love
Never Have I Ever.
Nope, nope,
it's a stupid kids' game.
Yep.
You need to catch up.
I don't need
a game to drink
and I don't think
this one does, either.
- Oh, shhh.
- [knocking on door]
Oh, were you
expecting someone?
Robber.
Hopefully.
Liven things up a bit.
Hi.
PT?
Ooh, must be.
[Dane]
I, ah, can go.
What are you wearing?
It's for training.
Ooh, you were right!
[Dane]
For suicide prevention.
You've never worn that before.
Ah, well, it's the evening.
These are my evening clothes.
[George]
Very cute.
Well, I can see you forgot
we had a session, which is fine.
Um, we can reschedule--
No! No, no, no, no, no, stay.
The mood's fucking dead,
and I'd pay good money
to see you play
Never Have I Ever.
[singer]
Oh ♪
[Alejandro]
John!
I can't believe you left me!
I had to walk,
and I was cat-called
by four rude women.
John, are you here?
John.
[grunts]
My shoes!
These shoes are faux-leather.
They don't hold up
to long walking.
You will be buying me
new ones. John!
♪
♪
[laughter]
Never Have I Ever
assaulted a bouncer.
[laughter]
Did you win?
Obviously.
Oh, my God.
[Hendrix] Never Have I Ever
woken up
to a severed finger in my bag.
[Dane] Whose was it?
No fucking idea.
[Amy] Oh.
[Hendrix] The mysterious
nine-fingered man!
[laughter]
Wait.
Never Have I Ever
chased a police horse
down in bare feet.
Wait, seriously?
Ah, George.
Never Have I Ever
been called George.
Ah, I've had enough.
[Vivian] Bullshit.
You're not even playing.
- [George] Seriously, I'm good.
- You're not that drunk.
I don't think you've even
finished your first drink.
You're crazy.
Yeah, you're crazy, Viv.
And you're trashed, Hendrix.
Go on, George.
[cheers]
All right, I'm in.
Never Have I Ever had
a hot chocolate mix incident.
Oh!
[Dane] What? What is that?
No idea. What is it?
She replaced
our Granddad's ashes
with hot chocolate powder.
[George] Jesus Christ!
[laughs]
- Classic Viv.
- Really, that is classic Viv?
[Hendrix] Ever since
we were kids.
This is why
we can't have nice things.
It's hilarious.
Fucken disaster.
Never the designated friend Viv.
[Hendrix]
Never the designated friend!
[Dane] Right, who's next?
[Hendrix] Me, me,
me, me, me, me, me!
Nah, I think
you've had enough, big boy.
[Hendrix] No, no, no, one more.
I promise, it's a good one.
Okay, everyone listen.
Never Have I Ever had sex
with more than one person.
[George] Hey, man,
I thought you were The Animal.
- Oh, even as The Animal--
- [George] Wait up.
You've only had sex
with one person?
- Um, no, I--
- [George] What do you mean?
[Dane] I--I--I--
The question means
you're supposed to drink
if you've had sex
with more than one person.
- No, I haven't--
- [George] But you just said
you haven't had sex
with just one person.
- I--
- [George] Oh, my God.
Are you saying
you're a virgin--
Oh, Dane,
you didn't understand
the question.
Oh, he thought it was,
'Never Have I Ever had sex
with more than
one person at once.
- [Hendrix] Oh!
- Yeah.
Ooh, I haven't had
a threesome, either.
Yeah. I mean, this guy fucks.
Yeah, I'm actually surprised
you haven't had a threesome.
Oh, I bet he's just
being modest.
I mean,
look at those cheekbones.
Insane Dane.
I gotta piss. That was fun.
♪
♪
[waves crashing]
♪
Hey, big daddy!
[whooping]
♪
[Dane] Breathe.
[exhales]
[exhales]
[sighs]
[exhales]
- Hey--
- Argh!
- You all right?
- Yeah, of course.
I fuck all the time.
Like too much, almost.
Right.
But it wouldn't matter--
[George] Insane Dane!
Oh, my God.
Hendrix, look at this rig.
Us uggos
don't stand a chance.
- I'm glad you're here--
- Yeah, right. I have to--
George.
Yeah?
I think you need to be more
careful with people sometimes.
Sometimes I think you hurt
feelings without meaning to.
Christ.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, babe.
I just--I don't know
what the fuck is going on here.
Oww!
Oh, it's a splinter.
It's just you say
you wanna marry me,
and then you run away.
And then you say
you wanna try again
and it's like
you don't even want me here.
I'm just trying to keep
my head above water
in this absurd situation.
Who is that girl?
Vivian?
[George] Is she okay?
[Amy] Yeah, she's fine.
A brolga led me to her,
who actually turned out
to be her grandfather.
It's been a confusing
few days, George.
I've been doing some reading.
About twin flames.
And this book,
it says it can be hard at first,
because we mirror each other.
Look, I know wedding prep
was stressful
and I know how sensitive
you are to that, my love.
But we can't give up
at the first hurdle.
I mean,
this is what this is.
It's me and you,
working it out together.
Hey, these past few days,
without you, I mean, that--
that house without you.
Really?
It's like an ice box.
And your wind chimes
are all tangled.
Are they?
You're my one, Amy.
I know that now.
I will wait
as long as it takes.
[R&B music playing]
Hey.
George.
What do we think?
[scoffs]
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Whoa! What the fuck?
He's right.
I am an uggo.
What?
Look at him.
And Dane.
I mean, especially Dane.
I mean, he's so hot,
in this totally unassuming way.
No, he's not.
Where's this going?
Laura's not attracted
to me anymore.
Bullshit!
No, it's true.
No, she's never coming home
and she's always going on
about this
German interior designer
that she's collaborating with.
I mean, what--what--
what does "collaborating" mean?
Probably collaborating.
You guys have been together
since you were sixteen.
It's totally normal to have
less sex than back then.
No, no, everything was fine
until last year.
Now she can't even look at me.
Something happens to your body
when you have kids, Viv.
It's not your own anymore.
I've let myself go.
- My hair's falling out--
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
- [Vivian] Oh, shit.
All I see is sexy.
Always thought Mum would be here
to talk about stuff like this.
I just wanna talk to Mum.
Hey, hey.
It's fine.
Hey. I'm going to get
another drink.
Hey.
You still have
the Cunningham ass.
Yeah. But
Look.
You just grab her
and fuck her.
Don't get caught up
in stupid conversations.
That sounds a bit rapey.
No!
Listen
fuckability
is an attitude, yeah?
You are so fuckable.
Maybe we are weird. Mm.
Fuck it. Vendrix.
As a coping mechanism
after the accident,
Vendrix definitely had
its drawbacks, Viv.
I mean, I can't remember
about thirty percent
of my adolescence,
and I've got this weird
tendon strain
from fingering
too many girls.
My family's everything
I've ever wanted.
I don't want
to black out from them.
[George] Wait up,
wait up, wait up. Amy.
[singer]
everything but you ♪
I break the yolks
and make a smiley face ♪
[George] Come on.
[singer]
I kinda like it
in my brand new place ♪
Wipe the spots up
off the mirror ♪
Don't leave my keys
in the door ♪
I never put wet towels
on the floor anymore ♪
'Cause dreams last
for so long ♪
Even after you're gone ♪
I know that you love me ♪
And soon you will see ♪
That's so beautiful.
[Hendrix and George]
You were meant for me ♪
And I was meant for you ♪
No. Fuck! No!
That is not the vibe.
That is not Vendrix.
♪
You know what is?
Oh, shit!
Yes, yes, yes!
[singer]
One, two, three ♪
I'm spinning around ♪
Move outta my way ♪
I know you're feeling me
'cause you like it like this ♪
I'm breaking it down ♪
I'm not the same ♪
I know you're feeling me
'cause you like it like this ♪
For some joy
that I borrowed ♪
From back in the day ♪
Threw away my old clothes
got myself a better wardrobe ♪
I got something to say,
I'm through with the past ♪
Ain't no point
in looking back ♪
The future will be ♪
And did I forget
to mention ♪
That I found
a new direction ♪
And it leads
back to me, yeah ♪
I'm spinning around
move outta my way ♪
I know you're feeling me
'cause you like it like this ♪
I'm breaking it down ♪
I'm not the same ♪
I know you're feeling me
'cause you like it like this ♪
- Wait!
- Slut drop!
♪
- [groans]
- [laughter]
Oh, my God!
Argh!
[woops]
[crickets chirping]
Wrap it in cardboard first.
What are you doing?
[groaning]
- Hey, are you all right?
- Go away.
Why are you speaking weird?
Because if I talk normally,
I will be sick.
Leave me alone.
Dane, if it's gonna come,
it's gonna come.
Yeah, I don't subscribe
to that kind of insane fatalism.
I am in
[gags]
control.
Go away.
Dane, everyone has a few
public vomits in their life.
No, I have only vomited
once in my life
and it was controlled,
deliberate, lesser of two evils.
What was the greater evil?
Gastro.
I had to choose an end
and I chose mouth.
That's not true.
- There's no choice with gastro.
- No.
- It just comes out--
- There is.
You can control it
all out of your mouth.
No diarrhea.
None. And people don't know it,
but it's true.
Okay.
What's the worst that happens
if it comes out?
Humiliation. Pain.
What are you do--
what are you do--
what are you do--
- [both gagging]
- Stop!
- Oh! Stop!
- [both gagging]
[both coughing]
[laughter]
See?
Not so bad.
That was, um--
I don't know.
Come on.
No.
No.
Dane.
No.
Dane!
No. No, leave me
by the bins.
Fine! Fine.
Jesus, you weirdo.
Just come back in
once you're done.
Viv.
That George guy.
- Narcissist--
- Cunt.
♪
[gags]
[groans]
Ohh!
[sobbing]
♪
Shit.
- Hey.
- Hey.
I just wanted to say
thank you.
For?
Taking care of Amy.
I know she can be a bit much.
What do you mean?
The whole twin flames
talking birds bullshit.
I mean, I love it
because I love her,
but yeah,
I know it can be a lot.
Right.
Anyway, ah,
I'm gonna take her home.
- She's having a lay down, so--
- George.
Yeah?
You can't bullshit
a bullshitter.
[George] What?
You've been pretending to drink
this whole night.
That's fucking weird.
And all this unironic
alpha bullshit?
No, I haven't.
Go home.
Fuck off.
I'm the alpha.
Get the fuck out.
Now.
[door slams shut]
[waves crashing]
[car horns honking]
♪
[man]
Hey.
Hola, hola.
♪
Um, how did you find me?
I searched every
Kebab Kastle in Sydney.
There are a lot, hmm?
Hmm.
How did you know that I
[Alejandro]
Because you always come home
smelling of meat on a stick
when you are stressed.
I don't understand.
I don't under
understand why you're here.
What exactly do you think
is happening, John?
You're leaving me.
I'm giving you time
to leave me.
Why?
Because I'm not--
because I'm not Holiday John.
I'm not that guy.
I'm the guy who drinks
his grandfather's ashes
and who sues his sister, and
Ale, I'm so ugly inside,
and you--
Who is this Holiday John?
It--it's me. On holiday.
Being cool and fun and--
and sexy.
But I can't be him all the time.
Yeah, but I know this.
I know you are not
Juan de Vacaciones.
Whoo! Please.
- What?
- The first time we met
you were having a panic attack.
I'm here
because we are partners.
And I love
all the parts of you.
Even the parts
that are not on holiday.
What is so confusing for you?
No one chooses me.
I'm not the priority.
I'm never the priority.
And that's fine 'cause
that's how I made it--
Hey, listen.
You are my priority.
No, no, there's meat juice
on everything.
You want to talk about
what happened today?
It was crazy.
I--I can't talk about my sister.
Not yet.
I'm sorry. There.
No.
♪
♪
[groaning]
Sorry, I'm going.
[Vivian] You can stay.
What?
You can stay.
You don't have
to go with him.
He never hit me.
I'm not like Caitlin.
It's really hard to--
Sometimes I think
he's right about me.
I love you.
That's a really fucking weird
thing to say right now.
♪
♪
[snores]
It's okay.
Hey.
Here.
Mum.
Do you think
John's really gonna sue me?
[laughs]
You.
What?
Designated friend.
[Dane snores]
♪
[singer]
Breathless ♪
Waiting for fresh air ♪
To fix my broken lungs ♪
I'm lifeless in a city ♪
That is running dry
on borrowed blood ♪
If I don't find life ♪
I'll be sinking
like a stone ♪
Swimming with the dead ♪
I'll be killing you softly ♪
If I don't find life ♪
I'll be sinking
like a stone ♪
Swimming with the dead ♪
I'll be killing you softly ♪
Fake trees
and little lights ♪
Hang from
the rooftop rafters ♪
♪
[tires squealing]
[distant hip-hop music playing]
[hip-hop music playing]
Fuck off. [panting]
Didn't you hear me?
I said fuck off,
you fucking fucks.
Hi.
My name's Vivian.
I live just over there.
[panting]
Can I ask what your name is?
[hyperventilating]
Look, I've had
a million panic attacks.
Sometimes it helps
if you--
I'm not having a panic attack,
you stupid bitch.
[hyperventilating]
I've been strangled.
Amy, call an ambulance.
Amy, ambulance. Now.
Yep. Yeah.
[woman panting]
Is this
your hype track?
Can I ask who did this to you?
[woman]
Who do you fuckin' think?
Well, you have to know
this is his problem, okay?
Not yours.
[laughing]
I'm meant to be
in court in an hour.
Are you a lawyer?
No, cleaner.
Of course I'm a lawyer.
I'm a fucking shark.
They shit themselves when
I walk into a courtroom.
I built that.
They respect me.
I go in like this,
that's all they'll see.
All of that will be gone.
- That's not true--
- [woman]
Yes, it will.
They'll start talking to me
like you are now.
Patronising bullshit.
Offer to rep me pro-bono.
I'm not that woman. I'm not.
[sobbing]
I'm ashamed. I'm ashamed, okay?
So just fuck off and let me go.
I'm ashamed.
I fucked up a long time ago.
I'm still fucking up.
Is this meant to be inspiring?
It was.
I was letting you know
you're not alone.
Oh! [sobbing]
What are you doing?
Following your lead.
What? We feel ashamed
so we just
fucking give up, I guess.
Oh, fuck you,
you piece of shit.
Are you over?
Is your life over?
It never really started, mate.
[woman]
You won't.
Why?
Fuck off, please.
Why do you get to go
and not me?
It's not going to stop me--
oh, fuck, you fucking maniac!
Why?
Because you're gonna die!
You're gonna die,
do you hear me?
Stop.
Stop.
[sobbing]
[sirens wailing]
Hey, hey.
Show me.
Show me.
Just me. That's all.
[panting]
What's your name?
Caitlin.
You still look
like Caitlin to me.
Yeah?
[sobbing]
Shh, come on.
♪
♪
Jesus Christ.
What?
It's my brother's
I don't know what he is.
Hey, Vivian, hello.
I'm your PINOP. Neighbours called
emergency services.
The police have already filed
an Apprehended Violence Order.
My, um, he can't come
within a hundred meters.
I own the place.
I already refused aid from
the ambulance at the scene.
Oh. Would you prefer
a female paramedic?
Oh, you're fine.
I mean, yeah, no,
let's just get this done.
Okay, come on.
I am so sorry
this happened to you.
I'll live.
Are you two okay?
I'll see you later.
[vehicle engine starting]
Heart of a fucking lion?
What happened
to being my sidekick?
I'm sorry.
I mean, technically,
lions actually have
very small hearts,
and they can't run very fast
and if they do, it's only
for a couple of meters--
So what you're saying is,
you do have the heart of a lion.
Mm.
What time's your twin flame
picking you up?
Um, this afternoon,
I think. After work.
♪
♪
[knocking on door]
[gasps]
The ashes ceremony.
The ashes ceremony!
[rapid knocking on door]
[Hendrix]
It's all right.
She's coming.
Is she?
Because she's forgotten
the last four Christmases.
Shit.
[kicking on door]
[Hendrix]
Hey.
Hello!
I'm Amy.
Who's Amy?
Oh, John! Remember,
I was telling you about Amy.
This is the lovely woman
that Vivian saved.
Mm.
Mm.
[muttering]
Shit.
[groans]
I hate fake plants! Fuck!
May we go in?
[Amy]
Yeah. Sure.
Just, um,
have to wait a moment.
Why's that?
Because--there he is!
The guest of honour!
Everyone, this is
Louis.
Louis.
Vivian's paperboy.
Oh!
[mouths] Help me.
Yep, that's, ah, that's me.
That girl loves her paper.
Ahh.
And actually wanted me
to tell you
that we have
a refer-a-friend discount
going on at the moment--
We need to go in, thank you.
Can you get that?
[Amy]
Oh.
Good, thank you.
If she's set up a crack den,
you should just tell me.
Vivian!
Don't be silly!
She's just cleaning.
I mean, masturbating.
Mm-hmm.
Vivian!
Hi!
Hey, Viv. You all right?
Yeah. Sorry.
I was just getting the ashes.
Yeah, I keep them
in the backyard. Louis?
Right.
Okay, Alejandro's on his way.
These need to go in the fridge.
And, um, if we can all
just be
calm, hmm?
And Vivian and little friend,
if they could put some
clothes on, that'd be great.
We're not just
gonna throw him out?
[John]
No, like I said
Alejandro's not here yet.
Oh, Alejandro won't mind.
He'll arrive just in time
for the nibblies,
which is what
we're all here for, anyway.
[Alejandro]
Hola! Did someone
call emergency?
I'm sorry for being late.
Oh!
[John]
Oh, it's all right.
[Alejandro]
Vivian.
Hey, you were amazing
this morning.
This morning?
What happened this--
What--what--what happened
this morning?
Your sister didn't tell you?
Oh, she saved a life.
She went out onto
the ledge and helped
a distressed woman
to my ambulance.
It was a very brave thing
for you to do.
What'd I say, huh?
Oh, that's fuckin'
amazing, Viv.
It really was.
[John]
Yeah, that's, um,
uh, wow. Yeah.
We should do the ceremony.
Yeah, we should.
Oh, this idea to commemorate
your abuelo, wonderful.
I am honoured to have
been invited to this
special family event.
Thank you.
[John]
Well.
Yes, I'm gonna hurry up.
John brought
my special suit.
Gracias, portes d'amour.
Hmm.
Sorry.
♪
[slurping]
Hmm.
♪
♪
♪
[Hendrix exhales heavily]
Come on. The urn.
He was a golfer,
grandfather,
and friend.
He taught me
the importance of family.
He actually met Laura,
my wife, first.
He was the marshal at the
high school running carnival,
and he insisted
that I snap her up.
[laughs]
[Hendrix]
She, um,
she sends her apologies, today.
She had a work Zoom
with Jeremy--
Just wrap it up, Hendrix!
I love you, Granddad.
Rest easy, buddy.
Love you, Granddad. Bye.
[John]
Ah
You don't want
to say anything, do you?
Actually, yes. Yes,
I would.
Thank you. Thank you.
[clears throat]
I've been thinking
about the greatest lesson
Walter Cunningham
passed on to me.
Growing up,
Granddad largely left me
to my own devices.
When I fractured my tibia
after slipping
on a pile of my siblings'
dirty laundry,
I drove myself
to the hospital.
When the wasp nest
in the attic was taunted
into a frenzy
by Vivian and Hendrix's
secondhand marijuana smoke,
Granddad--yeah?
Accidentally locked me
in the house
with the enraged swarm.
Then came 2013,
the year of my
university graduation.
I was Dux,
I had topped the Dean's list,
and I'd been voted
most likely
to have a nervous breakdown
by my peers,
but I don't emote that way,
so the joke's on them.
I was ready to take
my qualification
and revel in my achievements
with my family.
This moment,
I told myself, was
when I would know that
the over-the-counter
amphetamines abuse
and the sleep deprivation
was worth it.
So there I stood,
covered with fear-sweat
and heat rash,
and I looked out
into the audience,
only to realise
that Granddad wasn't there.
No one was there.
And yes, I see you all
shocked at this,
and I tell you what,
it was really, really easy
to be angry
at Granddad for
missing out on things.
But then he'd leave me
two Scotch Fingers
next to a cup of tea
every day after school
and when I took up
marathon running
to cure my anxiety,
he used to just
untie my shoelaces
every morning
before I came down,
just to help me get ready.
Um, I guess what
I'm trying to say is that
Walter Cunningham
taught me how to love
in the little ways,
when big ways are hard
for some people.
And for that,
I'm truly grateful.
And I'm really
gonna miss him.
He always
[clears throat]
He always
♪
He always
Fuck! John!
John!
- John!
- You should probably go.
Yeah, I agree.
Yeah.
♪
♪
[Vivian]
John!
[Hendrix]
John, what are you doing?
♪
You tell them
what I'm doing, Vivian.
You tell them
what I'm doing!
I don't--I don't know--
Drink it.
What the fuck!
Go on, drink it.
Querido, your grief,
it is--
[John]
Chocolate mix.
It's fucking
hot chocolate mix.
She--she's replaced
our grandfather's ashes
with chocolate mix.
Perhaps my English is not--
[John]
No, no, no, no, no.
You heard correctly.
She--she opened this jar
and she scooped it
into his urn. Drink it.
It's not--
It's not? Oh.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh. My love,
that was dairy.
Okay, I bulked it up
with hot chocolate mix,
but there was still a little bit
of Granddad stuck to the edge.
[puking]
[Vivian]
John, I'm sorry--
Get out!
I just wanted today
to go well.
So you threw him out
beforehand?
[Vivian]
It was an accident.
There was this old lady, Beatrice.
We'd had weed.
We were gonna--
You were high.
It was Granddad's!
He wanted us to!
You are fucked.
This whole ceremony
was your idea.
No, it wasn't. It was yours!
Hendrix.
For a split second,
I believed this bullshit.
I actually thought
that you'd changed.
John, I said
it was an accident!
[John]
An accident?
You.
It's always you.
It's always your fault!
I'm gonna sue you.
What?
I've had enough.
I'm gonna sue you
for burning down my truck.
[door closes]
It was a beautiful ceremony.
Until the screaming.
Viv.
Hey. Don't.
What happened to the new you?
You heard him.
She doesn't exist.
Do you know
how my day started?
Traumatising.
And it actually got worse.
So I'd like to forget, thanks.
Vendrix?
No, no no.
No, I've gotta go home.
Vendrix.
[Hendrix]
I have to see Laura.
I haven't seen her in weeks.
And I can't do
designated friend tonight.
Amy.
Hey.
George!
[George]
God, it's good to see you.
[Amy]
I need to stay.
Oh. Okay.
Why?
Ah, for a drink.
Vivian needs
a designated friend.
A designated what?
Oh, it's the sucker
who looks after the people
with alcohol poisoning.
Viv, I think
you should take it easy.
[Amy]
There was a hot
chocolate mix incident.
Don't ask.
I'll have what
you're having, Viv.
[George]
Okay, why don't I make you
a cocktail, Amy?
Everyone. I am a master.
All right. It's a party.
Farewell drinks.
Oh no, I can't do a party.
What would the animal say?
Hang on, what?
At school, everyone called him
The Animal because--
Because he has kind eyes,
like one.
[George laughs]
No, no, no, no,
because I used
to party hard like it--
Not anymore, apparently.
[George]
Ah. Wife got you
locked down? Kids?
No, no, no, no, no. I
I badgered her for kids.
For years, actually.
And, um, one of the kids
hates the babysitter,
so I'd better--
[Vivian]
Vendrix
needs both Vivian
and Hendrix.
Hendrix.
Please.
You guys are related, right?
Yeah.
Oh, brothers and sisters
can have party couple names.
Sure. Come on, man.
Stay for one drink.
I'm on a juice fast.
Gin's a fruit.
Bro.
Let's not let this
get out of hand.
[singer]
Spinning around ♪
Hey!
Vendrix means no texting
bitches, remember?
For the last time,
don't call Laura a bitch.
And I'm trying to text her
so that I can tell her
that I'm thinking about her.
[George]
You won state champs?
Oh, yeah!
How many years ago?
Oh, yeah. That's nothing.
See, ah, see this one here?
So I had
a dislocated shoulder.
I was trapped
underneath the boat.
I was technically dead
for thirty seconds.
- Amazing!
- [Hendrix]
Yeah.
The concussion made him
a cheap drunk for weeks.
How did you and Amy
get together?
Oh, she worked in the
clothing store near my office.
I saw her and bought
a shirt a day
until she agreed
to go out with me.
Oh, wow.
That's so romantic.
[George]
Yeah, we've been smitten
ever since. Twin flames.
Then she left him
at the altar.
- Viv!
- [Vivian]
Sorry, it's just true.
It's okay. Yeah, it is.
But Amy is a free spirit.
I'll have her
however she wants me.
Wedding or no wedding.
Doesn't matter to me.
Lovely.
So, what do you do?
Have you heard of The Well?
Yeah, the app?
Yeah, I've got it on my phone.
[George]
Yeah, I run it.
But it was Amy's idea.
[Hendrix]
What?
You never told me that.
You said you were
a shop assistant.
[George]
What?
She came up
with all the features.
I could not have done it
without her.
- She is a genius.
- What is it?
The Well finds
all the wellness classes
in your area, and rates them.
But the twist is,
it's tailored for men.
I mean,
why should we miss out
on all
the alternative therapies?
It's empowering.
I'm so glad
you're empowering men.
It sounds like
really important work.
Thank you.
It's our little dream.
I've got it.
What's up?
What do you mean?
Well you're not
talking incessantly.
Oh, I'm having fun.
Vendrix!
[singer]
Baby, baby, baby ♪
[Amy]
Anyone for some
of Walt's peach schnapps?
[Hendrix]
Oh, God, no. No for me.
[Amy]
Do you want some
schnapps, George?
[George]
Why not?
Never Have I Ever.
[Amy]
Oh!
[George]
What, the kids' game?
Amy?
Yes,
I love that idea!
Whoa! No, come on.
Hendrix?
Nah, it's a
stupid game, Viv.
See?
You used to love
Never Have I Ever.
Nope, nope,
it's a stupid kids' game.
Yep.
You need to catch up.
I don't need
a game to drink
and I don't think
this one does, either.
- Oh, shhh.
- [knocking on door]
Oh, were you
expecting someone?
Robber.
Hopefully.
Liven things up a bit.
Hi.
PT?
Ooh, must be.
[Dane]
I, ah, can go.
What are you wearing?
It's for training.
Ooh, you were right!
[Dane]
For suicide prevention.
You've never worn that before.
Ah, well, it's the evening.
These are my evening clothes.
[George]
Very cute.
Well, I can see you forgot
we had a session, which is fine.
Um, we can reschedule--
No! No, no, no, no, no, stay.
The mood's fucking dead,
and I'd pay good money
to see you play
Never Have I Ever.
[singer]
Oh ♪
[Alejandro]
John!
I can't believe you left me!
I had to walk,
and I was cat-called
by four rude women.
John, are you here?
John.
[grunts]
My shoes!
These shoes are faux-leather.
They don't hold up
to long walking.
You will be buying me
new ones. John!
♪
♪
[laughter]
Never Have I Ever
assaulted a bouncer.
[laughter]
Did you win?
Obviously.
Oh, my God.
[Hendrix] Never Have I Ever
woken up
to a severed finger in my bag.
[Dane] Whose was it?
No fucking idea.
[Amy] Oh.
[Hendrix] The mysterious
nine-fingered man!
[laughter]
Wait.
Never Have I Ever
chased a police horse
down in bare feet.
Wait, seriously?
Ah, George.
Never Have I Ever
been called George.
Ah, I've had enough.
[Vivian] Bullshit.
You're not even playing.
- [George] Seriously, I'm good.
- You're not that drunk.
I don't think you've even
finished your first drink.
You're crazy.
Yeah, you're crazy, Viv.
And you're trashed, Hendrix.
Go on, George.
[cheers]
All right, I'm in.
Never Have I Ever had
a hot chocolate mix incident.
Oh!
[Dane] What? What is that?
No idea. What is it?
She replaced
our Granddad's ashes
with hot chocolate powder.
[George] Jesus Christ!
[laughs]
- Classic Viv.
- Really, that is classic Viv?
[Hendrix] Ever since
we were kids.
This is why
we can't have nice things.
It's hilarious.
Fucken disaster.
Never the designated friend Viv.
[Hendrix]
Never the designated friend!
[Dane] Right, who's next?
[Hendrix] Me, me,
me, me, me, me, me!
Nah, I think
you've had enough, big boy.
[Hendrix] No, no, no, one more.
I promise, it's a good one.
Okay, everyone listen.
Never Have I Ever had sex
with more than one person.
[George] Hey, man,
I thought you were The Animal.
- Oh, even as The Animal--
- [George] Wait up.
You've only had sex
with one person?
- Um, no, I--
- [George] What do you mean?
[Dane] I--I--I--
The question means
you're supposed to drink
if you've had sex
with more than one person.
- No, I haven't--
- [George] But you just said
you haven't had sex
with just one person.
- I--
- [George] Oh, my God.
Are you saying
you're a virgin--
Oh, Dane,
you didn't understand
the question.
Oh, he thought it was,
'Never Have I Ever had sex
with more than
one person at once.
- [Hendrix] Oh!
- Yeah.
Ooh, I haven't had
a threesome, either.
Yeah. I mean, this guy fucks.
Yeah, I'm actually surprised
you haven't had a threesome.
Oh, I bet he's just
being modest.
I mean,
look at those cheekbones.
Insane Dane.
I gotta piss. That was fun.
♪
♪
[waves crashing]
♪
Hey, big daddy!
[whooping]
♪
[Dane] Breathe.
[exhales]
[exhales]
[sighs]
[exhales]
- Hey--
- Argh!
- You all right?
- Yeah, of course.
I fuck all the time.
Like too much, almost.
Right.
But it wouldn't matter--
[George] Insane Dane!
Oh, my God.
Hendrix, look at this rig.
Us uggos
don't stand a chance.
- I'm glad you're here--
- Yeah, right. I have to--
George.
Yeah?
I think you need to be more
careful with people sometimes.
Sometimes I think you hurt
feelings without meaning to.
Christ.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry, babe.
I just--I don't know
what the fuck is going on here.
Oww!
Oh, it's a splinter.
It's just you say
you wanna marry me,
and then you run away.
And then you say
you wanna try again
and it's like
you don't even want me here.
I'm just trying to keep
my head above water
in this absurd situation.
Who is that girl?
Vivian?
[George] Is she okay?
[Amy] Yeah, she's fine.
A brolga led me to her,
who actually turned out
to be her grandfather.
It's been a confusing
few days, George.
I've been doing some reading.
About twin flames.
And this book,
it says it can be hard at first,
because we mirror each other.
Look, I know wedding prep
was stressful
and I know how sensitive
you are to that, my love.
But we can't give up
at the first hurdle.
I mean,
this is what this is.
It's me and you,
working it out together.
Hey, these past few days,
without you, I mean, that--
that house without you.
Really?
It's like an ice box.
And your wind chimes
are all tangled.
Are they?
You're my one, Amy.
I know that now.
I will wait
as long as it takes.
[R&B music playing]
Hey.
George.
What do we think?
[scoffs]
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Whoa! What the fuck?
He's right.
I am an uggo.
What?
Look at him.
And Dane.
I mean, especially Dane.
I mean, he's so hot,
in this totally unassuming way.
No, he's not.
Where's this going?
Laura's not attracted
to me anymore.
Bullshit!
No, it's true.
No, she's never coming home
and she's always going on
about this
German interior designer
that she's collaborating with.
I mean, what--what--
what does "collaborating" mean?
Probably collaborating.
You guys have been together
since you were sixteen.
It's totally normal to have
less sex than back then.
No, no, everything was fine
until last year.
Now she can't even look at me.
Something happens to your body
when you have kids, Viv.
It's not your own anymore.
I've let myself go.
- My hair's falling out--
- No, it's not.
- Yes, it is.
- [Vivian] Oh, shit.
All I see is sexy.
Always thought Mum would be here
to talk about stuff like this.
I just wanna talk to Mum.
Hey, hey.
It's fine.
Hey. I'm going to get
another drink.
Hey.
You still have
the Cunningham ass.
Yeah. But
Look.
You just grab her
and fuck her.
Don't get caught up
in stupid conversations.
That sounds a bit rapey.
No!
Listen
fuckability
is an attitude, yeah?
You are so fuckable.
Maybe we are weird. Mm.
Fuck it. Vendrix.
As a coping mechanism
after the accident,
Vendrix definitely had
its drawbacks, Viv.
I mean, I can't remember
about thirty percent
of my adolescence,
and I've got this weird
tendon strain
from fingering
too many girls.
My family's everything
I've ever wanted.
I don't want
to black out from them.
[George] Wait up,
wait up, wait up. Amy.
[singer]
everything but you ♪
I break the yolks
and make a smiley face ♪
[George] Come on.
[singer]
I kinda like it
in my brand new place ♪
Wipe the spots up
off the mirror ♪
Don't leave my keys
in the door ♪
I never put wet towels
on the floor anymore ♪
'Cause dreams last
for so long ♪
Even after you're gone ♪
I know that you love me ♪
And soon you will see ♪
That's so beautiful.
[Hendrix and George]
You were meant for me ♪
And I was meant for you ♪
No. Fuck! No!
That is not the vibe.
That is not Vendrix.
♪
You know what is?
Oh, shit!
Yes, yes, yes!
[singer]
One, two, three ♪
I'm spinning around ♪
Move outta my way ♪
I know you're feeling me
'cause you like it like this ♪
I'm breaking it down ♪
I'm not the same ♪
I know you're feeling me
'cause you like it like this ♪
For some joy
that I borrowed ♪
From back in the day ♪
Threw away my old clothes
got myself a better wardrobe ♪
I got something to say,
I'm through with the past ♪
Ain't no point
in looking back ♪
The future will be ♪
And did I forget
to mention ♪
That I found
a new direction ♪
And it leads
back to me, yeah ♪
I'm spinning around
move outta my way ♪
I know you're feeling me
'cause you like it like this ♪
I'm breaking it down ♪
I'm not the same ♪
I know you're feeling me
'cause you like it like this ♪
- Wait!
- Slut drop!
♪
- [groans]
- [laughter]
Oh, my God!
Argh!
[woops]
[crickets chirping]
Wrap it in cardboard first.
What are you doing?
[groaning]
- Hey, are you all right?
- Go away.
Why are you speaking weird?
Because if I talk normally,
I will be sick.
Leave me alone.
Dane, if it's gonna come,
it's gonna come.
Yeah, I don't subscribe
to that kind of insane fatalism.
I am in
[gags]
control.
Go away.
Dane, everyone has a few
public vomits in their life.
No, I have only vomited
once in my life
and it was controlled,
deliberate, lesser of two evils.
What was the greater evil?
Gastro.
I had to choose an end
and I chose mouth.
That's not true.
- There's no choice with gastro.
- No.
- It just comes out--
- There is.
You can control it
all out of your mouth.
No diarrhea.
None. And people don't know it,
but it's true.
Okay.
What's the worst that happens
if it comes out?
Humiliation. Pain.
What are you do--
what are you do--
what are you do--
- [both gagging]
- Stop!
- Oh! Stop!
- [both gagging]
[both coughing]
[laughter]
See?
Not so bad.
That was, um--
I don't know.
Come on.
No.
No.
Dane.
No.
Dane!
No. No, leave me
by the bins.
Fine! Fine.
Jesus, you weirdo.
Just come back in
once you're done.
Viv.
That George guy.
- Narcissist--
- Cunt.
♪
[gags]
[groans]
Ohh!
[sobbing]
♪
Shit.
- Hey.
- Hey.
I just wanted to say
thank you.
For?
Taking care of Amy.
I know she can be a bit much.
What do you mean?
The whole twin flames
talking birds bullshit.
I mean, I love it
because I love her,
but yeah,
I know it can be a lot.
Right.
Anyway, ah,
I'm gonna take her home.
- She's having a lay down, so--
- George.
Yeah?
You can't bullshit
a bullshitter.
[George] What?
You've been pretending to drink
this whole night.
That's fucking weird.
And all this unironic
alpha bullshit?
No, I haven't.
Go home.
Fuck off.
I'm the alpha.
Get the fuck out.
Now.
[door slams shut]
[waves crashing]
[car horns honking]
♪
[man]
Hey.
Hola, hola.
♪
Um, how did you find me?
I searched every
Kebab Kastle in Sydney.
There are a lot, hmm?
Hmm.
How did you know that I
[Alejandro]
Because you always come home
smelling of meat on a stick
when you are stressed.
I don't understand.
I don't under
understand why you're here.
What exactly do you think
is happening, John?
You're leaving me.
I'm giving you time
to leave me.
Why?
Because I'm not--
because I'm not Holiday John.
I'm not that guy.
I'm the guy who drinks
his grandfather's ashes
and who sues his sister, and
Ale, I'm so ugly inside,
and you--
Who is this Holiday John?
It--it's me. On holiday.
Being cool and fun and--
and sexy.
But I can't be him all the time.
Yeah, but I know this.
I know you are not
Juan de Vacaciones.
Whoo! Please.
- What?
- The first time we met
you were having a panic attack.
I'm here
because we are partners.
And I love
all the parts of you.
Even the parts
that are not on holiday.
What is so confusing for you?
No one chooses me.
I'm not the priority.
I'm never the priority.
And that's fine 'cause
that's how I made it--
Hey, listen.
You are my priority.
No, no, there's meat juice
on everything.
You want to talk about
what happened today?
It was crazy.
I--I can't talk about my sister.
Not yet.
I'm sorry. There.
No.
♪
♪
[groaning]
Sorry, I'm going.
[Vivian] You can stay.
What?
You can stay.
You don't have
to go with him.
He never hit me.
I'm not like Caitlin.
It's really hard to--
Sometimes I think
he's right about me.
I love you.
That's a really fucking weird
thing to say right now.
♪
♪
[snores]
It's okay.
Hey.
Here.
Mum.
Do you think
John's really gonna sue me?
[laughs]
You.
What?
Designated friend.
[Dane snores]
♪
[singer]
Breathless ♪
Waiting for fresh air ♪
To fix my broken lungs ♪
I'm lifeless in a city ♪
That is running dry
on borrowed blood ♪
If I don't find life ♪
I'll be sinking
like a stone ♪
Swimming with the dead ♪
I'll be killing you softly ♪
If I don't find life ♪
I'll be sinking
like a stone ♪
Swimming with the dead ♪
I'll be killing you softly ♪
Fake trees
and little lights ♪
Hang from
the rooftop rafters ♪
♪