What About Brian (2006) s01e03 Episode Script
Moving Day
Previously in What About Brian: I'm in love with marjorie.
Adam's in love with marjorie.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, and adam's your best friend.
- Adam and marjorie got engaged.
- Oh, my god! - Congratulations.
- Thank you.
We're not gonna talk about this.
We're gonna pretend it never happened.
Just go back to the way it was before.
How do we do that? Brian, I have to go to work, but you can have the shower.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I'm brian.
- Lisa.
I think I might really like this roommate girl.
- Can I call you? - I don't think so.
It would just be too weird.
What if we had sex with other people? You want me to have intercourse with another woman.
I'm kinda glad no one else showed up.
Hurry up.
I'll keep watch.
Honey, we're not stealing.
Well, then why don't we buy boxes? You don't buy boxes.
Yes, you do, at box brothers.
Well, these are free, okay? So just put that in your car.
Oh, honey, this stinks, and there are roach eggs in it.
I'm not letting you put roach eggs in my car.
Okay, how about how about those? - Those are full! - So we will empty them.
- Help me.
- This is stealing.
It's recycling.
What are you doin'? I'm moving in with him.
We're getting married.
We need boxes.
Why don't you just go to box brothers? Don't.
Girls, do me a favor.
Take those in to your auntie nic.
Hey, thanks, girls.
You're welcome! Thank you.
You're welcome! Maybe I should take the girls for ice cream.
Yay! I mean, maybe this whole box thing is just the tip of the iceberg.
What iceberg? You know, maybe we're gonna argue about a lot of things.
It's just boxes.
So, dave, are you ready for the pitch tomorrow? Yeah, I'm ready.
- You ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.
We have six months of work left on the game, and only two months of capital.
We will be shutting our doors if we do not make this deal.
I know what you do when you're psyched, when you're on, and that's what we need tomorrow sharp, slick, presentable.
Speaking of presentable, hello, "lisa's boutique.
" Isn't that the girl from the club? Yeah, that's probably her.
- I think she's got a clothing line.
- Dave, put that down.
- That's marjorie's.
- Dude, this is a sign.
I got a better sign.
She told me not to call.
I'm goin' with that.
No, no, no.
This is fate.
This is the gods, bri, callin' out to you, "lisa B.
, Look at me!" Dave, do I smell deena's stuff? Oh, honey, you're so lucky not doing this at 20 like I did.
I mean, you've had time.
You've lived alone, dated a lot of different guys.
Do you know how many men I have slept with in my whole life? This is gonna depress me.
Four.
- Oh, my god.
- You can't even count, can you? Well, how about you? I'm sure you're into the double digits.
I am, uh, hovering on the brink nine.
Oh, my god.
Am I a slut? I mean, I don't wanna turn into some old, boring married couple Okay.
Standin' right here.
No offense that argues over closet space and shower water.
First of all, little grasshopper, married people don't just argue.
They have world wars.
Do I really wanna say good-bye to that moment? That moment where you see a beautiful woman for the first time, you know, and just knowing that could all be yours.
It's a big deal, you know? It's the first thing you guys do together as a unit.
You guys, can you not make me nervous and make this into a big deal when it's so not a big deal? Yes, it is.
It's a huge deal.
Moving in with your fiance.
Moving day.
It's a milestone in your life.
Look, guys, it's just every major event in my life, whether it's graduating college, getting into medical school, moving out here, my family is just.
.
they let me down.
You know? They're all kind of screwed up and unable to take care of themselves.
So I just made things not a big deal.
Take care of it myself.
That way, I don't get hurt.
Well, it's not gonna be that way with adam.
You can trust him.
Yeah, I'm starting to realize that.
Look, adam, just relax.
One step at a time.
Tomorrow first.
You know, you get the truck over here, you figure it out.
Well, that's the thing.
I can't be here tomorrow.
Oh dude.
You sure you don't wanna pack anything in this box? Oh, yeah, actually Honey, why don't you leave some, like, for the movers? I know, it's just Mrs.
Chin is coming to do the hardwood floors and if I'm not out by noon, she won't give me my deposit back.
So I was thinking that you and I could get up early and move everything out into the lawn.
Um, there's actually something I have to tell you.
Yeah? I can't be here for the move tomorrow.
- Oh! - Yeah.
This, uh, C.
E.
O.
, David bellows, is coming in to rehearse a deposition tomorrow.
And he's a huge client, and this case could actually get me a partnership.
When did you find out about this? Friday.
Why are you telling me this now? So we wouldn't have the argument we're about to have all weekend.
- Adam - Honey, I am sorry.
I am so sorry.
I know.
It's just, I kind of Kind of what? You know what? Nothing.
It's not a big deal.
I can handle it.
You you go to work, you get your partnership, and I can take care of everything.
Have I told you that you are absolutely stellar? You could tell me again.
Geneva, stop throwing cereal at the baby.
She likes it.
Larissa, honey, are you gonna eat anything? Hey, hon, which landscape looks better? Come here,2 come here.
Come on, larissa.
Eat your cereal.
Okay.
You got this one or that one.
Hey, why don't you throw in some helicopters and airplanes and fill up the sky? Do you even know what the game's about, honey? I mean, people would think it's a war game with helicopters in there.
If they could make helicopters yeah, never mind.
I need you to take geneva to school today.
I'm keeping larissa home.
Why? She doesn't look sick.
Okay, come on, geneva, you're with me.
Let's go.
Let's go, honey.
Here's your lunch.
Okay, honey.
Have a good day at school, okay? Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Hey, uh, good luck with the presentation.
Call me when you're done.
You're not coming! Okay, I'm coming! I will call you, okay? - I promise.
I'll give you a buzz.
- Come on! All right! You're just like your mother! Let's go! Ciao, bella.
I'm here to help you move.
But only until this afternoon when I have an audition for something called "mr.
Clean.
" Look, honey, angelo came to help move.
Oh, thanks, man.
Uh, is one of those a mocha? I made it! Brian! Bri! You're late.
We said we'd do a dry run.
Yeah, well, three kids, two schools, one sick, do the math.
You have to wire this.
I have no clue what I'm doing.
You gotta be kidding me.
You said "presentable," bri.
These are my corporate zombie clothes.
It's all I got.
You look ridiculous.
You're the cator.
You're supposed to look creative.
T-shirt, ripped jeans.
Just untuck yours, okay? Untucked is cool.
- It goes with your hippie hair.
- I don't have hippie hair.
- All right, I'm sorry, girl hair.
- Seriously, change.
I ain't changin'.
Can we just practice the pitch? - Right.
- Thank you.
The movers will be here at 9:00.
Here's the number.
- Okay.
- Here's the contract.
Have 'em load the boxes first and the furniture last, and make sure those lamps stay here.
Brian and I got those at a flea market.
Yeah, the keyword being "flea.
" I gotta tell you, I don't know about these ex-con movers.
- They're supposed to be good.
- It's like a porn movie.
My hot fiancee and the ex-con movers.
Oh, don't worry.
I will take care of your fiancee.
This whole thing's like a porn movie.
Sweetie, what do you have in your mouth? Nothing.
Spit it out.
You've reached the grecos.
Leave a message.
Ew.
Honey, you can't eat chocolate If you're sick.
Hey, uh, deena, it's richard.
Oh.
I was just calling to see if you were home.
I was sitting here writing, and wanted to know yes, richard, hey, I'm here.
Oh, hey.
Uh, what are you doin'? Oh, I'm just hanging out with larissa, 'cause, uh, this morning, I thought maybe she was sick, but I just caught her with a mouthful of chocolate.
So ah, that would explain why I didn't see you today.
Yeah.
What are you doin'? Writing, or trying to, anyway.
I'm totally blocked.
Hey, which character name do you like better, corinna or beth? Well, what's she like? 30, single.
She lives in montana.
She's obsessed with fishing.
I think you should name her rhiannon, because her mother really liked that fleetwood mac album, and she listened to it the whole time she was pregnant.
I love that.
Really? Yeah, really.
Hey, can I can I see you today? Uh, how about the park, 1:00? Deena? Okay.
Uh, am I misreading this? it's just, the other night when we went out for pizza, it seemed like there might be something.
I will see you at the park, yeah.
When you get to the concept art, do that thing with the pen.
- What thing? - You do it when you're nervous.
That twirl, click thing.
Then I'll know to wrap up.
Okay, and then close with the tag line, "rule your fantasy.
" I like it.
It's strong.
I like mine better.
"Control your fantasy.
" No, dude, I'm tellin' you, do "rule.
" Do you really think that label was a sign? What? "Lisa B.
," The label.
I mean, maybe it was a sign.
- Maybe I should go after her.
- Please, okay? This meeting it could define the rest of your life and mine.
Focus on this.
After, you know, we can talk about girls.
Maybe you can find one for me.
Are you still doin' that? - What, the open marriage? - Yeah.
Yeah, look, dude, teenage boys have more sex than me.
My wife is telling me to go out, find someone to sleep with.
What kind of guy is not gonna wanna do that? They're here.
- Rule your fantasy.
- Control your fantasy.
Okay.
Dave greco Hey, this is brian davis, my partner.
Hi.
How you in'? Brian.
Hi.
Suzanne.
- Dave.
- I know.
Nice to meet you.
- I'm a big fan.
- Oh, thanks.
- Uh, hi.
- Suzanne.
Brian.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
Hey, jimmy.
Jimmy jim-jim.
Hello? What? No, you guys are already an hour late.
Yeah, yeah well, how are you gonna get the truck packed in time? Okay, please come as soon as you can.
Oh! Oh, don't worry.
Everything will be fine.
Okay? The game is free-roaming and mission-based, but the progress you make during the day, uh, you know, like, uh, building your home, your job, uh, providing for your family all comes under attack at night.
The game itself is a spectacle, but we've developed a technology that makes it personal.
Okay, we're in a jam.
We need a volunteer.
What do I have to do? - Just smile.
- Okay, suzanne.
Nice! Now keep your eye on the game.
No way.
Now we have 30 different character modes, and I see you as sort of, like, a cave girl with, like, a stegosaurus or somethin'.
No, I'm thinkin' space chick with a rocket ship.
Sorry.
Super spy on a hot bike.
I like that.
In fact, that is one of our plug-ins.
Enjoy.
hey, did you and nicole go see that fertility doctor that I recommended? - Yes, we did.
- And? And maybe we keep trying, see if we can get pregnant in the natural way.
I mean, I don't want nicole to have shots or be implanted.
- It's too much.
- And nicole? Oh, she thinks the same.
We don't want to see any more doctors.
The first thing I would recommend is ovulation stimulation.
The typical regimen involves 7 to 12 days of injections during which we'll monitor you with blood tests and pelvic sonograms.
Are there any side effects? Oh, gobs, yeah.
Hot flashes, nausea, dry mouth, mood swings, blurred vision, weight gain.
- Weight gain? - Oh, yeah.
You sure you're ready for this? Absolutely.
I wanna go for it.
And angelo, too? Oh, yes, of course.
Come on, larissa.
Don't you wanna go to the park? I don't feel good.
Where's larissa? Mommy, I'm 4.
Honey, listen, mary's gonna be there, and that fresh air is gonna feel good, and if you don't feel better, we'll come right back.
Deal? - Deal.
- Okay.
Oh, my! Oh, sweetie.
I'm sorry you're sick.
Our artists have created 19 different fully modeled levels the specs of which are in your take-home packets, also available in hardcover.
one final image a billboard at e3, 50 feet tall.
"This summer, from leviathan gaming and zap monkey, "vision state control your fantasy.
" Groundbreaking presentation, gentlemen.
- The future of gaming.
- Well, my grandma thinks so.
That's what we're hopin'.
Why don't we talk this afternoon? Yeah, perfect.
It was great to have you guys in That was fantastic.
Oh, yeah? Thanks.
I wanna play again.
Well, you know, that'she cool part about it.
It's never the same game twice.
It's really hard to get good at it.
You know, I used to kill at "throttle autobahn.
" You played "throttle"? All the time, and I wondered what genius made that up.
Oh, no, you didn't.
I did, and now I know.
Well, I'll see you.
It's gonna happen.
- All right.
- Thank you.
We'll see you guys later.
Get 'em to rehearse the deposition.
No one's been able to do it yet.
Don't badger him or challenge him or disagree with him.
This company brings in $3 million a year to this firm.
They're our biggest clients.
He's hated every associate we've sent to him.
You're my last hope.
Get it? Got it.
Aah! Wait! Wait! No, no, no! - Go, go, go, go, go! - Offsides.
- Offsides.
- No offsides.
What do you mean, offsides? how can it be offsides? - Did you hear that? It's ringing.
- It's just one person.
Angelo, where's the phone? - I what? - Where's the phone? - It's impossible.
- Hello? Hello.
Hey, ma'am, we're gonna be there tomorrow no, no, no, no, no.
It is not okay if you come tomorrow.
Well, I don't really care if your other job ran late.
My stuff is gonna be thrown onto the street.
I broke my lease.
Hello? Hello? They're not coming.
Oh, my god.
You should call adam.
No, he's got an important day today.
I can't bother him.
Besides, I want him to know that I can handle it.
Oh, madonna mia.
Is that her? That's her.
Hi, Mrs.
Chin.
Everything better be clean, marjorie, or no deposit for you.
- What are you doing? - Making sure it works.
That could be the second they call.
Let's take a breather.
What are we so stressed out about? We knocked it out of the park, bri.
They're gonna call.
- Are they? - Yes, they're gonna call.
He said he'd call this afternoon.
Break it down afternoon.
It's after noon.
Okay, calm down.
It's gonna happen, okay? It's fate.
I know it's gonna happen.
That girl, suzanne, she looks just like the girl I did in the mock-ups three months ago.
- A little.
- A lot.
What bigger sign do you need, bri? Oh, will you stop with the signs? There'no signs.
There's only results and no phone calls.
You need to learn to believe in signs, bri.
And these signs say it's gonna happen.
- You promise? - I promise.
Because if you say it's gonna happen, then it better happen.
I put it on you.
Fine.
Leave a message.
richard, it's deena Greco.
um, I'm sorry, we can't make it to the park this afternoon.
Larissa threw up, but, uh, maybe we could do it again sometime if you want.
Okay, bye.
Does that feel better, sweetie? Yes, mommy.
Would you like to watch a show? - Yeah.
- Okay.
Hey, that was fast.
What was fast? Oh, hey, nic.
Oh, nothing.
I'm right around the corner at my doctor's office, and all the lile fetuses are staring at me.
Can I come over? Oh! Yeah, sure.
Come on over.
No one touches it.
Shh! Everybody, I need silence.
No.
No, no, no.
It should sound busy.
- Life goes on without them, right? - Right.
Everybody, be busy! Busy, busy, busy! Don't say "zap monkey.
" Say, uh, "hello.
" No, say, uh, "brian here.
" - Okay.
- No, say - say, uh, "this is brian.
" - Yeah.
But no, no.
We gotta sound casual, okay? We're just at work.
It's no big deal.
I got it.
This is bri.
not like that! Brian, it's marjorie.
Marjorie? Do you remember the guys that we met that time that you bought that thing, and it didn't fit in your car? - Karl and ernesto.
- Do you have their number? Yeah, we need their number.
Well, is something wrong? You need help? Yes.
The movers didn't show, and Mrs.
Chin is alrea here, and it wouldn't matter, except tonight at midnight, I have to go on call for 72 hours.
This has to happen today.
- Yeah, and I have an audition.
- Do you have their number? Look, I'll call them, but ernesto has back spasms.
Okay, just can you come over, then? Yeah, I'll see you in a few.
- What? - Really? What are we gonna do Sit here and stare at the phone all day? Why can't adam help her?! This is adam hillman.
He was instrumental in our defense of frank solomon pharmaceuticals.
I asked for a shark.
This is your man.
Looks more like a guppy.
Work with him.
You'll like him.
I'd better, or I'm finding another firm.
Thanks, you guys.
You saved my life.
Hey, what were we doing, anyway sitting around, waiting for a phone call? Yeah, going crazy waiting for this phone call.
Is your phone on? Yep, it's right here.
- Is yours? - Yeah, I put it over there.
We'll never hear it from over there.
Oh, well, we'll hear it in your pocket? Yeah, it's in my pocket.
It's not over there.
- My pocket's right here - you know how many times I call you? "well, is your phone on"? Yeah, because I have it on vibrator, okay? Ernesto and I bicker all the time, too.
You like that, sweetie? Oh.
I'm starved.
What is this stuff? Uh, turkey puree.
This is what I need meat in jars.
I could sip it through a straw while I'm driving.
So, what happened at the doctor's office? Ovulation, hot flashes, dry mouth, weight gain.
I mean, it all takes so long.
I just wanted to scream at the doctor, "can you just get me pregnant? Can someone please get me pregnant?" Look at her.
You're so lucky.
I know, but, nic, it's not all happy happy.
You know, it's hard.
It is the hardest job in the world.
You're never, ever off.
I mean, just to have one minute to myself.
You'll have minutes.
You'll have tons of minutes.
You'll you'll your kids will be grown and you'll still be sexy as hell.
And you'll take trips to greece, and I'll be 60 with a teenager who hates my guts and tells his friends I'm his grandmother.
Maybe I should just forget it accept defeat gracefully for once in my life.
Honey, it isn't defeat.
It's just life.
You can't say you regret anything you've done.
You did everything you wanted to do.
Haven't you done everything you wanted to do? In the third quarter of that year, our profits soared to $6.
4 million.
Can you back that up with paper? Whose side are you on? Well, I just wanna be prepared for whatever they might ask us.
Us? Are you taking the stand? Look, if you don't believe in my case Sir, I believe in it wholeheartedly.
I just wanna protect you from any potential slipups.
Why would I slip up? You don't think I know my business? Of course you do better than anybody.
Okay, let's go over those real estate values again.
That's not necessary.
Well, I have to disagree.
You go ahead.
I'll just get another lawyer.
Okay, go.
Find somebody else.
But let me give you one last piece of advice.
Save your money.
Pocket your $800 an hour and work your deposition with your driver or your pool boy or the woman who presses your shirts or someone who won't say "boo," because you have zero interest in hearing how this should be done, but your problem isn't your lawyer.
It's you.
She is never gonna give me my deposit back.
Yes, she will.
She's not gonna beat us.
We're not gonna let her.
Well, marjorie, I guess I have to give you your deposit back.
Mrs.
Chin, you know, I just wanted to thank you for letting marjorie break her lease.
That shows a lot of compassion.
Thank you.
You have very nice manners for a man.
Hey, um, how long have youowned the property? Oh, not too long.
My husband makes a lot of money in doughnut shops.
You know "hello donut" on fairfax? I love "hello donut.
" That's us.
Also "goodbye donut" on wilshire.
Oh, I'll have to try that.
Don't bother.
My brother-in-law runs it.
It's bad.
Greasy.
Okay, um, listen, I gotta go check on the truck.
That's a very nice boy you marry, marjorie.
Oh, he uh, thank you.
Polite and an ass like a hard-boiled egg.
You hang on to him.
Hello? - Deena.
- Hey, richard.
How's larissa? She's much better, thank you.
Good.
Can I bring you anything? You need any medicine or lunch or a couple tallboys? How about a million bucks and a slurpee? A slurpee I can do.
I'm not sure about the other one, but I would like to see you.
Well, um, I have to pick up geneva.
Maybe we could - Well, tim's got baseball, so - After that? After that, I bring the kids back to their mom's.
Maybe after that, uh, coffee? Oh.
I don't have a sitter.
You know, maybe this whole thing is just too complicated.
No.
Aroma at 6:00.
I will figure something out.
Okay? - Okay.
- See you then.
Aroma at 6:00.
Bye.
Bye.
Okay, so, angelo, you take your car, I'll take mine.
Dave, if you wouldn't mind going in the truck with the guys.
- Brian, you take your car? - Yep.
Bye, Mrs.
Chin.
Ugh! And how many times did you visit the site? Three times after the incident.
Date? 3 times since the incident on june 24th.
Good.
Specific.
I gotta tell you, you're not bad.
Your partners were right about you.
You got a big future.
If you don't mind me asking, Mr.
Bellows, I mean, you just don't trip and fall onto the cover of "fortune" magazine.
So how'd you get into this mess in the first place? Well you know how they say when you divorce your wife, she takes half? Well, it's actually more about 56%.
Do yourself a favor.
Never, ever get married.
So you thinking you can fix or you can fix it? I can fix it.
Well, don't get your hands dirty.
They're gonna call, dave.
I don't know.
Truck breaking down it's not a good sign.
I'm sorry, marjorie, but I must leave now.
I have to go to my audition.
What's it for? Mr.
Clean.
You won't get that.
- Why not? I am clean.
- No, ange, Mr.
Clean is bald, okay? He's got an earring and muscles.
He's like a pirate.
Uh, maybe they wanna go in a different direction.
- No, no, they don't.
- Why not? Because they're just not, okay, ange? Because this whole thing is a sign.
It's a bad sign.
We're not gonna get the call, you're not gonna get Mr.
Clean, and this truck is never, ever, ever gonna start.
Oh, god, you know, I just I just hate signs.
I do.
I hate 'em.
Maybe our luck just changed.
How about that sign, Mr.
Negative? Mr.
Clean, here I come, huh? Yeah, okay.
Good luck with that.
I don't get it.
You meant to break up with her, and you ended up proposing.
Yeah, somethin' like that.
Listen, guppy, it is a mistake.
You're a young man easily ten years and hundreds of thousands of dollars in non-divisible assets away from tying the knot.
Yeah, you don't know marjorie, okay? If you knew there was a 50% chance of a car blowing up, would you still drive one off the lot? I didn't think so.
We'll keep working on this deposition, but you have got to learn somewhere out there there is a trophy wife waiting for you who has not entered the fifth grade.
Maybe we should have I don't know.
Just say it.
They're not gonna call because we look like bobbsey twins.
Is that what you're thinkin'? - You shouldn't have picked the girl.
- I didn't pick the girl.
She could have been the boss' girl.
He's nailing her, and you you're flirting with her.
You should have never said "control.
" I knew it.
I knew you were gonna bla me for it.
If you'd just said "rule your fantasy," we'd be fine.
"It's available in hardcover"? See you, bri.
I can't carry this by myself, dave.
It's a metaphor, dude.
Deal with it! Okay, so, no, uh, television till after 6:00 for the girls, and if carrie gets fussy, there's a bottle in there.
Okay, they're upstairs.
Thanks, sweetie.
See you later.
Okay.
Hi.
What's up? What am I doing? I spent all this time years on this game.
How arrogant am I just to assume that we'd sell it? Come on, honey, it's just one setback.
If they can't realize how great the game is, someone else will.
Deena, you know what? You deserve you deserve so much more than this tiny old house.
I love this house.
You do everything around here, you know that? And what do I do? I sit around, I play video games.
Honey, that's just who you are.
It's your brain.
I love your brain.
It's different, it's wonderful.
I think you could do anything you wanna do with that brain of yours.
Yeah, except get you a house with more than one bathroom for five people.
Do you wanna know what my favorite time in our marriage was? We were down to our last 20 bucks, and it was our third-year anniversary.
So we just stayed home, and we didn't even have a coupon, but you ordered a pizza with eight toppings and cheesy bread - I want cheesy bread.
- And when the delivery guy came, you handed him the $20, and you told him to keep the change.
That was my favorite time ever.
It might have been because we were baked out of our minds.
Honey, the point is you married a very low-rent chick.
Are you gonna get that? Nope.
It's not important.
How was work? I didn't go to work.
Why? Are you sick? We should get you soup.
No, I went to see dr.
Oscar.
Oh.
I thought we said we weren't going to any more doctors.
No, angelo, you said that.
And dr.
Oscar says that my chances of getting pregnant even using modern medicine are about 5%.
Amore, we have sex.
We see if we make a baby.
This has worked for years.
No, that's not what we do.
We attack it head on.
5%? Fine, I can beat those odds.
We start with ovulation induction.
- What is that? - I don't know.
I give myself some shots, I make a lot of eggs, and then they tell us exactly when we can have sex, then maybe I'll get pregnant.
You always do this.
What? You make decisions for us without telling me.
Why do I have to tell you? Because I'm your husband.
I have a choice in this.
Okay.
What is your choice? If this is the way that it has to be, I don't want to have a baby at all.
Hey, I remember these.
I can't believe you still have 'em.
Bri, you took me to that flea market.
No, you took me.
Oh, and I wanted the lamps, and I couldn't bargain the guy down.
So you ended up giving him your shoes so I could get them.
Oh, that guy freaked me out.
He really wanted my shoes.
Oh, you know, this was supposed to be the big first day of adam and me as a real couple, and I ended up spending the whole day with you.
Well, um, I gotta go.
- Thank you, brian.
- Yeah.
We have to get past this.
I'm I'm past it.
We have hugged a thousand times.
We have to figure out some way to do this without I mean, I'm marrying your best friend.
We're gonna be hugging each other for the next 50 years.
Yeah, I know.
You wanna stay for dinner? - I'm sure adam would - No.
I'm gonna go.
Lisa b,.
Hi.
This is, uh Weird.
Oh, meter maid.
Um Oh, you need a quarter? Yeah, you got two? Yeah.
Um, here.
- Thanks.
- Sure.
Wait, is this your car? No, no, neher one of 'em are mine, but, you know, nobody likes to get a ticket.
Hi.
Hi, honey I'm home.
The place looks amazing.
I'm, uh, making dinner.
Is that too "wifey"? No.
I brought you some pizza.
I thought you might need some food.
Thank you.
It's the least I could do.
How did your deposition go? Oh, you know what? It was it was tough.
It was good tough, but I don't know, tough and then it got kind of weird.
He, uh, he tried to pitch me on how I shouldn't get married.
Yeah, and it was exhausting.
Just I was driving home thinking I wish I was gonna be alone tonight.
And I walked in, and when I saw you I was so glad you were here.
Really.
I mean, this guy is wrong.
He's wrong about everything.
He makes marriage sound like it's this huge deal, and it isn't.
It's just it's just us.
You know, like it's been the last two years.
Nothing has to change.
I thought the same thing that nothing has to change, that I could handle it on my own, but I couldn't.
I needed you and today was A complete disaster.
Well, why didn't you call me? Because I didn't think that I could.
Well, you can.
I mean will you call me next time? And you'll be there? Oh, baby.
I'll be there.
Okay, good, 'cause I'm gonna call you.
Then call me.
We're gonna set a date? Yeah.
Look at venues? Yes, whatever you want.
Together? Together.
Dave is always talking about signs.
I never believed in that stuff, but seeing you there is no one on this earth I would have rather run into tonight.
Well, dave's right.
There are signs, you know, but only if you're open to it.
You know, maybe you won't get this deal, or maybe it'll lead to another one.
Or something better, you know, if you just stay open to the possibilities or at least that's what dr.
Phil said.
Are you gonna let me call you? No.
I'm gonna call you.
Nicole? I'll be right there.
I, uh, forgot my laptop.
Me, too.
Listen, man we're both just just big, dumb girls.
Yeah.
So what next? Makeup sex? You do look good in that shirt.
Hello? on the line.
Can you hold, please? Yes, I can hold.
No way.
- Hello? - You talk, you talk! - Hello? - Hello.
Yes.
We've decided to go with you guys.
Oh, that's fantastic news.
We look, uh, forward to doing business with you.
- Yes.
- Very good match.
Thank you.
Bye now.
- Bye now.
Bri, we did it! - I prayed to god! I don't ask for much! - Way to go, god! - "Control your fantasy"! - Bri, you were right! - No, you were right the signs! The signs, bri.
You gotta believe in the signs! I can't believe it! Deena.
Richard.
I can't believe you're here.
Uh, what happened? - I was at aroma, and - I know.
I'm sorry.
I-I couldn't you probably hate me now.
No, I don't hate you, no.
I'm just starting to think maybe the universe was trying to tell us something, you know? And then, here you are.
Good old universe.
you, uh, you need a hand with your bags? Um, I hired a baby-sitter, and she's still there 'cause I was coming to see you.
- I really was.
- Listen, it's fine.
It's okay.
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Adam's in love with marjorie.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, and adam's your best friend.
- Adam and marjorie got engaged.
- Oh, my god! - Congratulations.
- Thank you.
We're not gonna talk about this.
We're gonna pretend it never happened.
Just go back to the way it was before.
How do we do that? Brian, I have to go to work, but you can have the shower.
- Hi.
- Hi.
- I'm brian.
- Lisa.
I think I might really like this roommate girl.
- Can I call you? - I don't think so.
It would just be too weird.
What if we had sex with other people? You want me to have intercourse with another woman.
I'm kinda glad no one else showed up.
Hurry up.
I'll keep watch.
Honey, we're not stealing.
Well, then why don't we buy boxes? You don't buy boxes.
Yes, you do, at box brothers.
Well, these are free, okay? So just put that in your car.
Oh, honey, this stinks, and there are roach eggs in it.
I'm not letting you put roach eggs in my car.
Okay, how about how about those? - Those are full! - So we will empty them.
- Help me.
- This is stealing.
It's recycling.
What are you doin'? I'm moving in with him.
We're getting married.
We need boxes.
Why don't you just go to box brothers? Don't.
Girls, do me a favor.
Take those in to your auntie nic.
Hey, thanks, girls.
You're welcome! Thank you.
You're welcome! Maybe I should take the girls for ice cream.
Yay! I mean, maybe this whole box thing is just the tip of the iceberg.
What iceberg? You know, maybe we're gonna argue about a lot of things.
It's just boxes.
So, dave, are you ready for the pitch tomorrow? Yeah, I'm ready.
- You ready? - Yeah, I'm ready.
We have six months of work left on the game, and only two months of capital.
We will be shutting our doors if we do not make this deal.
I know what you do when you're psyched, when you're on, and that's what we need tomorrow sharp, slick, presentable.
Speaking of presentable, hello, "lisa's boutique.
" Isn't that the girl from the club? Yeah, that's probably her.
- I think she's got a clothing line.
- Dave, put that down.
- That's marjorie's.
- Dude, this is a sign.
I got a better sign.
She told me not to call.
I'm goin' with that.
No, no, no.
This is fate.
This is the gods, bri, callin' out to you, "lisa B.
, Look at me!" Dave, do I smell deena's stuff? Oh, honey, you're so lucky not doing this at 20 like I did.
I mean, you've had time.
You've lived alone, dated a lot of different guys.
Do you know how many men I have slept with in my whole life? This is gonna depress me.
Four.
- Oh, my god.
- You can't even count, can you? Well, how about you? I'm sure you're into the double digits.
I am, uh, hovering on the brink nine.
Oh, my god.
Am I a slut? I mean, I don't wanna turn into some old, boring married couple Okay.
Standin' right here.
No offense that argues over closet space and shower water.
First of all, little grasshopper, married people don't just argue.
They have world wars.
Do I really wanna say good-bye to that moment? That moment where you see a beautiful woman for the first time, you know, and just knowing that could all be yours.
It's a big deal, you know? It's the first thing you guys do together as a unit.
You guys, can you not make me nervous and make this into a big deal when it's so not a big deal? Yes, it is.
It's a huge deal.
Moving in with your fiance.
Moving day.
It's a milestone in your life.
Look, guys, it's just every major event in my life, whether it's graduating college, getting into medical school, moving out here, my family is just.
.
they let me down.
You know? They're all kind of screwed up and unable to take care of themselves.
So I just made things not a big deal.
Take care of it myself.
That way, I don't get hurt.
Well, it's not gonna be that way with adam.
You can trust him.
Yeah, I'm starting to realize that.
Look, adam, just relax.
One step at a time.
Tomorrow first.
You know, you get the truck over here, you figure it out.
Well, that's the thing.
I can't be here tomorrow.
Oh dude.
You sure you don't wanna pack anything in this box? Oh, yeah, actually Honey, why don't you leave some, like, for the movers? I know, it's just Mrs.
Chin is coming to do the hardwood floors and if I'm not out by noon, she won't give me my deposit back.
So I was thinking that you and I could get up early and move everything out into the lawn.
Um, there's actually something I have to tell you.
Yeah? I can't be here for the move tomorrow.
- Oh! - Yeah.
This, uh, C.
E.
O.
, David bellows, is coming in to rehearse a deposition tomorrow.
And he's a huge client, and this case could actually get me a partnership.
When did you find out about this? Friday.
Why are you telling me this now? So we wouldn't have the argument we're about to have all weekend.
- Adam - Honey, I am sorry.
I am so sorry.
I know.
It's just, I kind of Kind of what? You know what? Nothing.
It's not a big deal.
I can handle it.
You you go to work, you get your partnership, and I can take care of everything.
Have I told you that you are absolutely stellar? You could tell me again.
Geneva, stop throwing cereal at the baby.
She likes it.
Larissa, honey, are you gonna eat anything? Hey, hon, which landscape looks better? Come here,2 come here.
Come on, larissa.
Eat your cereal.
Okay.
You got this one or that one.
Hey, why don't you throw in some helicopters and airplanes and fill up the sky? Do you even know what the game's about, honey? I mean, people would think it's a war game with helicopters in there.
If they could make helicopters yeah, never mind.
I need you to take geneva to school today.
I'm keeping larissa home.
Why? She doesn't look sick.
Okay, come on, geneva, you're with me.
Let's go.
Let's go, honey.
Here's your lunch.
Okay, honey.
Have a good day at school, okay? Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Let's go.
Hey, uh, good luck with the presentation.
Call me when you're done.
You're not coming! Okay, I'm coming! I will call you, okay? - I promise.
I'll give you a buzz.
- Come on! All right! You're just like your mother! Let's go! Ciao, bella.
I'm here to help you move.
But only until this afternoon when I have an audition for something called "mr.
Clean.
" Look, honey, angelo came to help move.
Oh, thanks, man.
Uh, is one of those a mocha? I made it! Brian! Bri! You're late.
We said we'd do a dry run.
Yeah, well, three kids, two schools, one sick, do the math.
You have to wire this.
I have no clue what I'm doing.
You gotta be kidding me.
You said "presentable," bri.
These are my corporate zombie clothes.
It's all I got.
You look ridiculous.
You're the cator.
You're supposed to look creative.
T-shirt, ripped jeans.
Just untuck yours, okay? Untucked is cool.
- It goes with your hippie hair.
- I don't have hippie hair.
- All right, I'm sorry, girl hair.
- Seriously, change.
I ain't changin'.
Can we just practice the pitch? - Right.
- Thank you.
The movers will be here at 9:00.
Here's the number.
- Okay.
- Here's the contract.
Have 'em load the boxes first and the furniture last, and make sure those lamps stay here.
Brian and I got those at a flea market.
Yeah, the keyword being "flea.
" I gotta tell you, I don't know about these ex-con movers.
- They're supposed to be good.
- It's like a porn movie.
My hot fiancee and the ex-con movers.
Oh, don't worry.
I will take care of your fiancee.
This whole thing's like a porn movie.
Sweetie, what do you have in your mouth? Nothing.
Spit it out.
You've reached the grecos.
Leave a message.
Ew.
Honey, you can't eat chocolate If you're sick.
Hey, uh, deena, it's richard.
Oh.
I was just calling to see if you were home.
I was sitting here writing, and wanted to know yes, richard, hey, I'm here.
Oh, hey.
Uh, what are you doin'? Oh, I'm just hanging out with larissa, 'cause, uh, this morning, I thought maybe she was sick, but I just caught her with a mouthful of chocolate.
So ah, that would explain why I didn't see you today.
Yeah.
What are you doin'? Writing, or trying to, anyway.
I'm totally blocked.
Hey, which character name do you like better, corinna or beth? Well, what's she like? 30, single.
She lives in montana.
She's obsessed with fishing.
I think you should name her rhiannon, because her mother really liked that fleetwood mac album, and she listened to it the whole time she was pregnant.
I love that.
Really? Yeah, really.
Hey, can I can I see you today? Uh, how about the park, 1:00? Deena? Okay.
Uh, am I misreading this? it's just, the other night when we went out for pizza, it seemed like there might be something.
I will see you at the park, yeah.
When you get to the concept art, do that thing with the pen.
- What thing? - You do it when you're nervous.
That twirl, click thing.
Then I'll know to wrap up.
Okay, and then close with the tag line, "rule your fantasy.
" I like it.
It's strong.
I like mine better.
"Control your fantasy.
" No, dude, I'm tellin' you, do "rule.
" Do you really think that label was a sign? What? "Lisa B.
," The label.
I mean, maybe it was a sign.
- Maybe I should go after her.
- Please, okay? This meeting it could define the rest of your life and mine.
Focus on this.
After, you know, we can talk about girls.
Maybe you can find one for me.
Are you still doin' that? - What, the open marriage? - Yeah.
Yeah, look, dude, teenage boys have more sex than me.
My wife is telling me to go out, find someone to sleep with.
What kind of guy is not gonna wanna do that? They're here.
- Rule your fantasy.
- Control your fantasy.
Okay.
Dave greco Hey, this is brian davis, my partner.
Hi.
How you in'? Brian.
Hi.
Suzanne.
- Dave.
- I know.
Nice to meet you.
- I'm a big fan.
- Oh, thanks.
- Uh, hi.
- Suzanne.
Brian.
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
Hey, jimmy.
Jimmy jim-jim.
Hello? What? No, you guys are already an hour late.
Yeah, yeah well, how are you gonna get the truck packed in time? Okay, please come as soon as you can.
Oh! Oh, don't worry.
Everything will be fine.
Okay? The game is free-roaming and mission-based, but the progress you make during the day, uh, you know, like, uh, building your home, your job, uh, providing for your family all comes under attack at night.
The game itself is a spectacle, but we've developed a technology that makes it personal.
Okay, we're in a jam.
We need a volunteer.
What do I have to do? - Just smile.
- Okay, suzanne.
Nice! Now keep your eye on the game.
No way.
Now we have 30 different character modes, and I see you as sort of, like, a cave girl with, like, a stegosaurus or somethin'.
No, I'm thinkin' space chick with a rocket ship.
Sorry.
Super spy on a hot bike.
I like that.
In fact, that is one of our plug-ins.
Enjoy.
hey, did you and nicole go see that fertility doctor that I recommended? - Yes, we did.
- And? And maybe we keep trying, see if we can get pregnant in the natural way.
I mean, I don't want nicole to have shots or be implanted.
- It's too much.
- And nicole? Oh, she thinks the same.
We don't want to see any more doctors.
The first thing I would recommend is ovulation stimulation.
The typical regimen involves 7 to 12 days of injections during which we'll monitor you with blood tests and pelvic sonograms.
Are there any side effects? Oh, gobs, yeah.
Hot flashes, nausea, dry mouth, mood swings, blurred vision, weight gain.
- Weight gain? - Oh, yeah.
You sure you're ready for this? Absolutely.
I wanna go for it.
And angelo, too? Oh, yes, of course.
Come on, larissa.
Don't you wanna go to the park? I don't feel good.
Where's larissa? Mommy, I'm 4.
Honey, listen, mary's gonna be there, and that fresh air is gonna feel good, and if you don't feel better, we'll come right back.
Deal? - Deal.
- Okay.
Oh, my! Oh, sweetie.
I'm sorry you're sick.
Our artists have created 19 different fully modeled levels the specs of which are in your take-home packets, also available in hardcover.
one final image a billboard at e3, 50 feet tall.
"This summer, from leviathan gaming and zap monkey, "vision state control your fantasy.
" Groundbreaking presentation, gentlemen.
- The future of gaming.
- Well, my grandma thinks so.
That's what we're hopin'.
Why don't we talk this afternoon? Yeah, perfect.
It was great to have you guys in That was fantastic.
Oh, yeah? Thanks.
I wanna play again.
Well, you know, that'she cool part about it.
It's never the same game twice.
It's really hard to get good at it.
You know, I used to kill at "throttle autobahn.
" You played "throttle"? All the time, and I wondered what genius made that up.
Oh, no, you didn't.
I did, and now I know.
Well, I'll see you.
It's gonna happen.
- All right.
- Thank you.
We'll see you guys later.
Get 'em to rehearse the deposition.
No one's been able to do it yet.
Don't badger him or challenge him or disagree with him.
This company brings in $3 million a year to this firm.
They're our biggest clients.
He's hated every associate we've sent to him.
You're my last hope.
Get it? Got it.
Aah! Wait! Wait! No, no, no! - Go, go, go, go, go! - Offsides.
- Offsides.
- No offsides.
What do you mean, offsides? how can it be offsides? - Did you hear that? It's ringing.
- It's just one person.
Angelo, where's the phone? - I what? - Where's the phone? - It's impossible.
- Hello? Hello.
Hey, ma'am, we're gonna be there tomorrow no, no, no, no, no.
It is not okay if you come tomorrow.
Well, I don't really care if your other job ran late.
My stuff is gonna be thrown onto the street.
I broke my lease.
Hello? Hello? They're not coming.
Oh, my god.
You should call adam.
No, he's got an important day today.
I can't bother him.
Besides, I want him to know that I can handle it.
Oh, madonna mia.
Is that her? That's her.
Hi, Mrs.
Chin.
Everything better be clean, marjorie, or no deposit for you.
- What are you doing? - Making sure it works.
That could be the second they call.
Let's take a breather.
What are we so stressed out about? We knocked it out of the park, bri.
They're gonna call.
- Are they? - Yes, they're gonna call.
He said he'd call this afternoon.
Break it down afternoon.
It's after noon.
Okay, calm down.
It's gonna happen, okay? It's fate.
I know it's gonna happen.
That girl, suzanne, she looks just like the girl I did in the mock-ups three months ago.
- A little.
- A lot.
What bigger sign do you need, bri? Oh, will you stop with the signs? There'no signs.
There's only results and no phone calls.
You need to learn to believe in signs, bri.
And these signs say it's gonna happen.
- You promise? - I promise.
Because if you say it's gonna happen, then it better happen.
I put it on you.
Fine.
Leave a message.
richard, it's deena Greco.
um, I'm sorry, we can't make it to the park this afternoon.
Larissa threw up, but, uh, maybe we could do it again sometime if you want.
Okay, bye.
Does that feel better, sweetie? Yes, mommy.
Would you like to watch a show? - Yeah.
- Okay.
Hey, that was fast.
What was fast? Oh, hey, nic.
Oh, nothing.
I'm right around the corner at my doctor's office, and all the lile fetuses are staring at me.
Can I come over? Oh! Yeah, sure.
Come on over.
No one touches it.
Shh! Everybody, I need silence.
No.
No, no, no.
It should sound busy.
- Life goes on without them, right? - Right.
Everybody, be busy! Busy, busy, busy! Don't say "zap monkey.
" Say, uh, "hello.
" No, say, uh, "brian here.
" - Okay.
- No, say - say, uh, "this is brian.
" - Yeah.
But no, no.
We gotta sound casual, okay? We're just at work.
It's no big deal.
I got it.
This is bri.
not like that! Brian, it's marjorie.
Marjorie? Do you remember the guys that we met that time that you bought that thing, and it didn't fit in your car? - Karl and ernesto.
- Do you have their number? Yeah, we need their number.
Well, is something wrong? You need help? Yes.
The movers didn't show, and Mrs.
Chin is alrea here, and it wouldn't matter, except tonight at midnight, I have to go on call for 72 hours.
This has to happen today.
- Yeah, and I have an audition.
- Do you have their number? Look, I'll call them, but ernesto has back spasms.
Okay, just can you come over, then? Yeah, I'll see you in a few.
- What? - Really? What are we gonna do Sit here and stare at the phone all day? Why can't adam help her?! This is adam hillman.
He was instrumental in our defense of frank solomon pharmaceuticals.
I asked for a shark.
This is your man.
Looks more like a guppy.
Work with him.
You'll like him.
I'd better, or I'm finding another firm.
Thanks, you guys.
You saved my life.
Hey, what were we doing, anyway sitting around, waiting for a phone call? Yeah, going crazy waiting for this phone call.
Is your phone on? Yep, it's right here.
- Is yours? - Yeah, I put it over there.
We'll never hear it from over there.
Oh, well, we'll hear it in your pocket? Yeah, it's in my pocket.
It's not over there.
- My pocket's right here - you know how many times I call you? "well, is your phone on"? Yeah, because I have it on vibrator, okay? Ernesto and I bicker all the time, too.
You like that, sweetie? Oh.
I'm starved.
What is this stuff? Uh, turkey puree.
This is what I need meat in jars.
I could sip it through a straw while I'm driving.
So, what happened at the doctor's office? Ovulation, hot flashes, dry mouth, weight gain.
I mean, it all takes so long.
I just wanted to scream at the doctor, "can you just get me pregnant? Can someone please get me pregnant?" Look at her.
You're so lucky.
I know, but, nic, it's not all happy happy.
You know, it's hard.
It is the hardest job in the world.
You're never, ever off.
I mean, just to have one minute to myself.
You'll have minutes.
You'll have tons of minutes.
You'll you'll your kids will be grown and you'll still be sexy as hell.
And you'll take trips to greece, and I'll be 60 with a teenager who hates my guts and tells his friends I'm his grandmother.
Maybe I should just forget it accept defeat gracefully for once in my life.
Honey, it isn't defeat.
It's just life.
You can't say you regret anything you've done.
You did everything you wanted to do.
Haven't you done everything you wanted to do? In the third quarter of that year, our profits soared to $6.
4 million.
Can you back that up with paper? Whose side are you on? Well, I just wanna be prepared for whatever they might ask us.
Us? Are you taking the stand? Look, if you don't believe in my case Sir, I believe in it wholeheartedly.
I just wanna protect you from any potential slipups.
Why would I slip up? You don't think I know my business? Of course you do better than anybody.
Okay, let's go over those real estate values again.
That's not necessary.
Well, I have to disagree.
You go ahead.
I'll just get another lawyer.
Okay, go.
Find somebody else.
But let me give you one last piece of advice.
Save your money.
Pocket your $800 an hour and work your deposition with your driver or your pool boy or the woman who presses your shirts or someone who won't say "boo," because you have zero interest in hearing how this should be done, but your problem isn't your lawyer.
It's you.
She is never gonna give me my deposit back.
Yes, she will.
She's not gonna beat us.
We're not gonna let her.
Well, marjorie, I guess I have to give you your deposit back.
Mrs.
Chin, you know, I just wanted to thank you for letting marjorie break her lease.
That shows a lot of compassion.
Thank you.
You have very nice manners for a man.
Hey, um, how long have youowned the property? Oh, not too long.
My husband makes a lot of money in doughnut shops.
You know "hello donut" on fairfax? I love "hello donut.
" That's us.
Also "goodbye donut" on wilshire.
Oh, I'll have to try that.
Don't bother.
My brother-in-law runs it.
It's bad.
Greasy.
Okay, um, listen, I gotta go check on the truck.
That's a very nice boy you marry, marjorie.
Oh, he uh, thank you.
Polite and an ass like a hard-boiled egg.
You hang on to him.
Hello? - Deena.
- Hey, richard.
How's larissa? She's much better, thank you.
Good.
Can I bring you anything? You need any medicine or lunch or a couple tallboys? How about a million bucks and a slurpee? A slurpee I can do.
I'm not sure about the other one, but I would like to see you.
Well, um, I have to pick up geneva.
Maybe we could - Well, tim's got baseball, so - After that? After that, I bring the kids back to their mom's.
Maybe after that, uh, coffee? Oh.
I don't have a sitter.
You know, maybe this whole thing is just too complicated.
No.
Aroma at 6:00.
I will figure something out.
Okay? - Okay.
- See you then.
Aroma at 6:00.
Bye.
Bye.
Okay, so, angelo, you take your car, I'll take mine.
Dave, if you wouldn't mind going in the truck with the guys.
- Brian, you take your car? - Yep.
Bye, Mrs.
Chin.
Ugh! And how many times did you visit the site? Three times after the incident.
Date? 3 times since the incident on june 24th.
Good.
Specific.
I gotta tell you, you're not bad.
Your partners were right about you.
You got a big future.
If you don't mind me asking, Mr.
Bellows, I mean, you just don't trip and fall onto the cover of "fortune" magazine.
So how'd you get into this mess in the first place? Well you know how they say when you divorce your wife, she takes half? Well, it's actually more about 56%.
Do yourself a favor.
Never, ever get married.
So you thinking you can fix or you can fix it? I can fix it.
Well, don't get your hands dirty.
They're gonna call, dave.
I don't know.
Truck breaking down it's not a good sign.
I'm sorry, marjorie, but I must leave now.
I have to go to my audition.
What's it for? Mr.
Clean.
You won't get that.
- Why not? I am clean.
- No, ange, Mr.
Clean is bald, okay? He's got an earring and muscles.
He's like a pirate.
Uh, maybe they wanna go in a different direction.
- No, no, they don't.
- Why not? Because they're just not, okay, ange? Because this whole thing is a sign.
It's a bad sign.
We're not gonna get the call, you're not gonna get Mr.
Clean, and this truck is never, ever, ever gonna start.
Oh, god, you know, I just I just hate signs.
I do.
I hate 'em.
Maybe our luck just changed.
How about that sign, Mr.
Negative? Mr.
Clean, here I come, huh? Yeah, okay.
Good luck with that.
I don't get it.
You meant to break up with her, and you ended up proposing.
Yeah, somethin' like that.
Listen, guppy, it is a mistake.
You're a young man easily ten years and hundreds of thousands of dollars in non-divisible assets away from tying the knot.
Yeah, you don't know marjorie, okay? If you knew there was a 50% chance of a car blowing up, would you still drive one off the lot? I didn't think so.
We'll keep working on this deposition, but you have got to learn somewhere out there there is a trophy wife waiting for you who has not entered the fifth grade.
Maybe we should have I don't know.
Just say it.
They're not gonna call because we look like bobbsey twins.
Is that what you're thinkin'? - You shouldn't have picked the girl.
- I didn't pick the girl.
She could have been the boss' girl.
He's nailing her, and you you're flirting with her.
You should have never said "control.
" I knew it.
I knew you were gonna bla me for it.
If you'd just said "rule your fantasy," we'd be fine.
"It's available in hardcover"? See you, bri.
I can't carry this by myself, dave.
It's a metaphor, dude.
Deal with it! Okay, so, no, uh, television till after 6:00 for the girls, and if carrie gets fussy, there's a bottle in there.
Okay, they're upstairs.
Thanks, sweetie.
See you later.
Okay.
Hi.
What's up? What am I doing? I spent all this time years on this game.
How arrogant am I just to assume that we'd sell it? Come on, honey, it's just one setback.
If they can't realize how great the game is, someone else will.
Deena, you know what? You deserve you deserve so much more than this tiny old house.
I love this house.
You do everything around here, you know that? And what do I do? I sit around, I play video games.
Honey, that's just who you are.
It's your brain.
I love your brain.
It's different, it's wonderful.
I think you could do anything you wanna do with that brain of yours.
Yeah, except get you a house with more than one bathroom for five people.
Do you wanna know what my favorite time in our marriage was? We were down to our last 20 bucks, and it was our third-year anniversary.
So we just stayed home, and we didn't even have a coupon, but you ordered a pizza with eight toppings and cheesy bread - I want cheesy bread.
- And when the delivery guy came, you handed him the $20, and you told him to keep the change.
That was my favorite time ever.
It might have been because we were baked out of our minds.
Honey, the point is you married a very low-rent chick.
Are you gonna get that? Nope.
It's not important.
How was work? I didn't go to work.
Why? Are you sick? We should get you soup.
No, I went to see dr.
Oscar.
Oh.
I thought we said we weren't going to any more doctors.
No, angelo, you said that.
And dr.
Oscar says that my chances of getting pregnant even using modern medicine are about 5%.
Amore, we have sex.
We see if we make a baby.
This has worked for years.
No, that's not what we do.
We attack it head on.
5%? Fine, I can beat those odds.
We start with ovulation induction.
- What is that? - I don't know.
I give myself some shots, I make a lot of eggs, and then they tell us exactly when we can have sex, then maybe I'll get pregnant.
You always do this.
What? You make decisions for us without telling me.
Why do I have to tell you? Because I'm your husband.
I have a choice in this.
Okay.
What is your choice? If this is the way that it has to be, I don't want to have a baby at all.
Hey, I remember these.
I can't believe you still have 'em.
Bri, you took me to that flea market.
No, you took me.
Oh, and I wanted the lamps, and I couldn't bargain the guy down.
So you ended up giving him your shoes so I could get them.
Oh, that guy freaked me out.
He really wanted my shoes.
Oh, you know, this was supposed to be the big first day of adam and me as a real couple, and I ended up spending the whole day with you.
Well, um, I gotta go.
- Thank you, brian.
- Yeah.
We have to get past this.
I'm I'm past it.
We have hugged a thousand times.
We have to figure out some way to do this without I mean, I'm marrying your best friend.
We're gonna be hugging each other for the next 50 years.
Yeah, I know.
You wanna stay for dinner? - I'm sure adam would - No.
I'm gonna go.
Lisa b,.
Hi.
This is, uh Weird.
Oh, meter maid.
Um Oh, you need a quarter? Yeah, you got two? Yeah.
Um, here.
- Thanks.
- Sure.
Wait, is this your car? No, no, neher one of 'em are mine, but, you know, nobody likes to get a ticket.
Hi.
Hi, honey I'm home.
The place looks amazing.
I'm, uh, making dinner.
Is that too "wifey"? No.
I brought you some pizza.
I thought you might need some food.
Thank you.
It's the least I could do.
How did your deposition go? Oh, you know what? It was it was tough.
It was good tough, but I don't know, tough and then it got kind of weird.
He, uh, he tried to pitch me on how I shouldn't get married.
Yeah, and it was exhausting.
Just I was driving home thinking I wish I was gonna be alone tonight.
And I walked in, and when I saw you I was so glad you were here.
Really.
I mean, this guy is wrong.
He's wrong about everything.
He makes marriage sound like it's this huge deal, and it isn't.
It's just it's just us.
You know, like it's been the last two years.
Nothing has to change.
I thought the same thing that nothing has to change, that I could handle it on my own, but I couldn't.
I needed you and today was A complete disaster.
Well, why didn't you call me? Because I didn't think that I could.
Well, you can.
I mean will you call me next time? And you'll be there? Oh, baby.
I'll be there.
Okay, good, 'cause I'm gonna call you.
Then call me.
We're gonna set a date? Yeah.
Look at venues? Yes, whatever you want.
Together? Together.
Dave is always talking about signs.
I never believed in that stuff, but seeing you there is no one on this earth I would have rather run into tonight.
Well, dave's right.
There are signs, you know, but only if you're open to it.
You know, maybe you won't get this deal, or maybe it'll lead to another one.
Or something better, you know, if you just stay open to the possibilities or at least that's what dr.
Phil said.
Are you gonna let me call you? No.
I'm gonna call you.
Nicole? I'll be right there.
I, uh, forgot my laptop.
Me, too.
Listen, man we're both just just big, dumb girls.
Yeah.
So what next? Makeup sex? You do look good in that shirt.
Hello? on the line.
Can you hold, please? Yes, I can hold.
No way.
- Hello? - You talk, you talk! - Hello? - Hello.
Yes.
We've decided to go with you guys.
Oh, that's fantastic news.
We look, uh, forward to doing business with you.
- Yes.
- Very good match.
Thank you.
Bye now.
- Bye now.
Bri, we did it! - I prayed to god! I don't ask for much! - Way to go, god! - "Control your fantasy"! - Bri, you were right! - No, you were right the signs! The signs, bri.
You gotta believe in the signs! I can't believe it! Deena.
Richard.
I can't believe you're here.
Uh, what happened? - I was at aroma, and - I know.
I'm sorry.
I-I couldn't you probably hate me now.
No, I don't hate you, no.
I'm just starting to think maybe the universe was trying to tell us something, you know? And then, here you are.
Good old universe.
you, uh, you need a hand with your bags? Um, I hired a baby-sitter, and she's still there 'cause I was coming to see you.
- I really was.
- Listen, it's fine.
It's okay.
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