Who's Your Daddy (2020) s01e03 Episode Script

[Title Montage]
Hey, what's all this?
Son, may God bless you.
Don't worry.
Fine, I am not
going on a war, Biji.
[Biji] That's okay, son.
You were becoming rusty
sitting at home.
So God will help you.
Papa, take this.
- You are all set from my side.
- Okay.
It is your turn now.
Okay, son. Bye.
All the best.
- [Woman 1] Madam.
- Yes.
There is someone at the door.
[Footsteps]
Actually, it will take some time.
- Greetings.
- Hi.
[Song playing]
Madam, DVD.
Oh, switch it on for me.
It always get stuck.
It's perfect.
- It will work.
- It will just take 2 minutes.
- Come in.
- Okay.
[Footsteps]
[CD Loading]
Hey, listen.
Is your leg better now?
Absolutely fine.
Really?
The bandage is off. Come here.
Absolutely fine.
[Clicks tongue]
Let me do it.
[CD Loading]
If somebody walks in,
it will get awkward.
There is nobody at home.
You want to take a bath?
What?
Bath?
[Song playing]
I already had a bath.
The smell must be from my socks.
[Soggy] From Yumana to Gk,
it's famous.
We are the number one
for delivering before time.
- From local to international.
We show everything. - What is this?
Isn't this Soggy?
[Tidda] Oh shit, you were
exposed in front of grandpa.
It's good that you are focused on
your grandpa.
I am sure about you. You must
have been dreaming.
But I am thinking about
what grandpa would have
done to you.
Tidda.
Imagine what would
have happened to grandpa.
[Prem] Hey, what are you doing?
Hey, you can't do this so openly.
Leave me. Listen, sister.
[Man 1] Have lime juice.
You must be tired.
[Tidda] I told you you
must have been dreaming.
It was beyond your
reach in reality.
At least I wasn't
caught naked like you.
Oh hello,
tell me what happened next.
Competition with children.
Then shut up and listen.
Okay, fine. I will do something.
Okay, bye.
Hey, where are you going?
- Don't you want to watch the
movie? - I have seen it.
You watch it.
- Soggy.
- Yes.
Okay, listen.
It's my friend's
birthday party tomorrow.
- Will you come? - I don't even
know her. How can I come?
So, just bring a gift.
Bring a CD of songs.
No, you go, I can't come.
You enjoy.
We will have fun. Soggy, please.
Please come.
It will be fun.
- Done.
- [Giggling]
Nine'o clock at friends colony.
I will message the address.
I will write it down.
I don't have a mobile.
I will buy one this month.
So tell me, I will write it.
Give me. I will write it.
Give it to me.
Okay, listen.
I have also written my number.
[Mehak] If there's
any confusion, call me.
And yes. Be on time.
How can the party
begin without the songs?
[Birds flying]
Hey, has your leg healed?
Yes, Biji. I had got it massaged.
Today, again you will
dance a lot at the party.
[Biji singing song]
Surely sing this song.
It is a hit song.
Girls love it.
Okay, let's hear the song.
I can't sing, Biji.
Oh, can't sing a song.
Can't cook.
Hey, girls are too
demanding these days.
How will you manage?
I don't know, Biji.
Just get me married.
I will be 40 very soon.
- Oh. - [Man 2] Then it will
be very difficult.
I have lost sleep
thinking about it, Biji.
[Man 2] If I don't
get married now, Biji.
Then my future will be doomed.
Fool. I asked you to visit
the park every morning.
- Do you go the park?
- Yes, I do, Biji.
Half the day I am there.
I even go at noon.
Bloody hell.
I sent you there
not to build your body
but to check out girls.
All the pretty girls
of the area go there.
Maybe because of your morning walk,
your love talks can begin.
[Biji] Do you understand? Go.
Hey, listen.
Focus on your life clearly.
Go.
[Biji] Listen.
Apply cucumber on your
eyes before sleeping at night.
Your head will remain cool.
You have too much fire.
[Gate opens]
If you don't get me married,
I will anyway get cold.
Should I do everything?
Wouldn't you do anything?
Get me married first.
Let me see.
Hey, sing that song.
Girls dance a lot on it.
They really like it.
[Biji] Wear good clothes and go.
Okay?
Yes, Biji.
What's wrong with him?
He must be having loose motions.
He isn't used to working hard.
How did it happen? I was fooled.
Honestly, I haven't done anything.
That lady grabbed me.
Who grabbed you? Huh?
[Door closes]
Bloody. Get beaten quietly.
If I lose it, I will thrash you.
- What's wrong with you?
- What happened?
[Biji] What happened?
[Prem] Should I tell
you what happened?
Please tell me what happened, papa.
Selling CDs of dirty movies.
You have such clients?
So, what's wrong in it?
Staining father's reputation.
Go and deliver
this from the video library.
Is this what you do?
Why don't you say?
- [Knock on door]
- Answer me.
That lady grabbed me.
If I didn't leave
at the right time,
reputation of our family
would have been stained.
Okay.
No wonder you came
and washed your pant.
It was because of your motion,
not loose motions.
- Hell with loose motion.
- [Biji] Open the door.
Or should I break the door?
Biji, you keep quiet.
Should I tell Biji?
- Should I tell her what you do?
- [Biji] I am dead.
I am dead.
- Biji.
- Biji is gone.
[Soggy] Biji.
What happened?
Lift her.
- Are you fine?
- Yes.
When will you stop being dramatic?
Stop being dramatic.
You just went to work for a day
and have already started cribbing.
Do you even know
there are so many
complaints about his CDs?
All the customers are upset.
When I go to deliver, they grab me.
They don't leave me.
Tell me,
is this the way to run a business?
That's why I always tell you
to support him.
Both of you can be a strong team.
Exactly, Biji.
He doesn't understand good things.
Don't try to teach me. Get it?
You manage your shop.
I don't want to do the deliveries.
Rubbish.
Soggy, come and sit here.
Focus on work.
I am telling you
that was the difference between
Pishori and your grandpa.
Your grandpa managed
everything. Even my work.
And Pishori?
- [Slapping]
- Again the same thing?
You want to be like
Pishori or grandpa?
Grandpa.
Listen, dear.
- Have you uploaded
all the Punjabi songs? - Yes.
That is a hit song.
Girls are crazy about it.
- Really?
- Yes.
[Kisses]
You are my darling.
[Giggling]
Hey, I was Pishori's darling.
[Giggling]
[Siddhu] You don't
listen to good advices.
I am telling you since long.
Let's go to Arora's farmhouse.
All the arrangements are made.
Captain, there is something
called refreshment in life.
Had you come with me,
you wouldn't have been so scared.
[Yoga Guru] Try to suck
your stomach in the air.
This will help in increasing
your sexual stamina.
Like this.
In. Out.
In. Out.
Yes.
And this is doggy.
And I personally love doggy.
But this is cat pose. Okay?
Pammi, do this properly.
Up. Down.
- I am doing it, idiot.
- [Yoga Guru] Up. Down.
Where have you guys got me?
By the way, he is good.
Pammi, concentrate.
Up. Down.
Up. Down.
- Chhibber.
- Yes.
You won't give up
your habit of grabbing people.
When the target comes to you,
- then why not?
- [Chuckles]
- Always talking nonsense.
- [Boy 1] Greetings, uncle.
[Siddhu] Greetings, son.
How are you?
- All well. How about you?
- All fine, dear.
I want cobra scent.
Go take it.
- Greetings, uncle.
- Greetings.
[Boy 1] Where have you kept it?
You are a daily customer.
Don't you know?
It's behind.
It is all fake.
It is all fake.
[Siddhu] Why not?
What are you saying, Siddhu?
Chatting about girls all the time.
You have lost it.
I have not lost my mind, you have.
God has blessed you
yet you are showing tantrums.
Doesn't every single man
have the right to be happy?
[Siddhu] Sister-in-law is no more.
Technically,
you are single like me.
- Single people have a big heart.
- [Giggling]
Don't worry. He is like us.
Next time. Take me along with you.
I can make the deliveries
at one go.
You are having fun.
Fker, now, do I have to do this?
I was talking about strength.
I exercise a lot.
I feel pain in the joints.
Don't worry, dude.
You don't get tensed.
- I know all the cures.
- What is this, uncle?
No, it isn't for you. Go away.
Okay, how much do I have to pay?
Your father will pay me later. Go.
- [Mrs. Das] Chhibber.
- Yes.
What if the target gets trapped?
Will you pounce on it?
First, you need to wash it.
Marinate it.
Then dry it.
And then eat it.
Then it is fun.
When you are hungry,
then you can't wait for so long.
By the way, I too can't wait.
I think he is the wrong guy.
He is making the heart beat fast
since long.
- [Mrs. Das] Pammi.
- Look.
We could have done this at home.
Okay. So now,
we will move on to our next asana.
[Yoga Guru] Place
your hands on the floor.
Come on your stomach.
Pammi.
This will help in bringing
out your sexual desires.
And give a proper
shape to your glutes.
Please come.
We will go up and down.
[Siddhu] At night, drink it
by adding two drops in milk.
Pure aphrodisiac.
I assure you that you will
feel virile at morning.
Dude, don't talk of virility.
I want it for strength.
- Two drops.
- Two drops are enough.
Okay. Bye.
- Okay.
- Siddhu.
Don't share this with anyone.
Share what?
Captain.
I didn't get one thing.
What happened to your drive?
So when do we go to
meet your delivery boy?
- [Ms. Chhibber] You are
in a hurry. - Yes, I am.
What about Vikram?
He went back to the ship yesterday
without informing me.
- He isn't back?
- No.
My funda is clear.
I want a baby
by hook or by crook.
Okay.
Then let's go tomorrow.
Shall we?
[Giggling]
[Yoga Guru] Pammi.
Feel the desire. Okay?
It should come out naturally.
[Pammi] Oh.
How many desires do you want
to take out of me?
I am tired.
I think.
This guy is not so bad.
He is going on making
us do wrong things.
But I think he likes me.
- Pammi.
- Yes.
Let's take his number.
[News on TV] Yes, it is true.
You have heard it right.
It was a pair of two swans
who didn't
leave any stone unturned.
Hey, listen.
Where would we go
for our honeymoon?
[Mikka] We will go to Bangalore
for our honeymoon.
- Bangalore.
- Bangalore.
Who goes to Bangalore
on their honeymoon?
[News on TV] In a garment
shop at Lajpat Nagar,
a man died eating a samosa.
No. I am good. You have it.
Baby, we will go to Switzerland
for our honeymoon.
We will go to Switzerland.
[News on TV] In a garment
shop at Lajpat Nagar,
two boys and his girlfriend
stole money and are absconding.
Bloody fker.
We will go to Sri Lanka.
We will go wherever you say.
We will go to Australia.
Australia? No.
Not Australia.
I don't like Kangaroos.
Fker, even I don't like them.
Bloody fkers.
They are taking too long.
Uncle, it is for the wedding.
It takes time to select.
You very well know.
This is once in a lifetime
opportunity.
[Man 3] What are you saying?
You need guts.
I have done it thrice.
You don't have a passport?
They are taking way too long.
I think they can't find it.
Let me go and check.
His friend came to know
about his illicit intentions.
[Soggy] And he had warned him.
I really like him.
[Soggy] I am his fan. My favourite.
Uncle, done. Make a Kurta for me.
And a Sharara for me.
Are you planning to birth
your kids today?
Where is the passport made?
Get me a passport.
Here is the money.
Please get an AC inside.
It is very hot in there.
I am sweating.
Hey, wait for me.
[Soggy] Bloody,
they have made me a driver.
[Mikka] Drive the car quietly.
[Screams]
Can't you even control for a day?
No, I can't. So?
I will devour you.
That's enough.
Please control yourselves.
- You get started everywhere.
-Really?
And you are all dressed up?
Are you able to control?
Keep control.
Mehak had called at nine.
Now, it is 9:03.
I got late for you.
Just a minute.
Bloody, why are you so restless?
Just a minute.
Just look at him.
He starts glowing
by the name of Mehak.
You can glow as much as you can.
But don't get tricked.
Rich people play games in love.
Did you not watch the girl
in Titanic?
She saved herself.
But the guy was fked.
[Soggy] All girls are
not like the girl in Titanic.
Some are like the girl from
Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak.
Rubbish. Qayamat.
Really? Rubbish?
There are. They are the best.
- Yes, there are.
- Chuck it.
First, go and drop her.
It is five past nine.
Oh, bloody fker is counting
every minute.
Hey, use condom.
You will surely need it tonight.
Take it. You won't be
able to control tonight.
- Party time.
- Get out.
- It is six minutes past nine.
- We are going, bloody fker.
[Door opens]
[Door closes]
[Mikka] Hey listen. Stay
Madam, you should
chew your beans properly.
Soggy.
I will just join you back, okay?
Wow, awesome. You are shining.
Thank you.
The music CD.
Not bad. Come, give it to her.
Parul. Your favourite songs
are here.
Happy birthday.
All songs are blockbuster.
Say thank you to Soggy.
Okay.
Will you give this CD
to the DJ, brother?
Oh, he isn't the delivery boy.
You remember I got
late for my board exams?
And someone dropped me to school.
Okay. I remember.
- Right. - [Parul] The one
who came to drop you to the Center.
[Mehak] Correct.
[Parul] Okay, so this is him.
[Parul] You are so sweet.
Now give it to the DJ.
Thank you, Soggy.
No thanks. Just watch.
I will rock the party now.
Hey, bro. Nice jacket.
- Thank you, bro.
- I like it.
It suits you a lot.
- From where did you buy it?
- From Tank road.
I too want to buy it for my servants.
Give me your number.
I will talk to you later.
What happened?
You don't have a phone?
[Mehak] What is this behaviour,
Goldi?
Say sorry to him.
- What did I do?
- Say sorry.
Okay. I am sorry.
Now that you are here,
have dinner before leaving.
You can take away some food
as well
- for your family.
- Bro.
Calm down.
Guys, please.
Soggy.
- [Goldi] Have dessert as well.
- Goldi.
[Mehak] Soggy.
[Soggy] It's not
about being insulted.
But not in front of the girl.
I didn't get any love at all.
[Screaming]
[Banging]
[Soggy] And papa was going to get
all the love.
[Theme song playing]