Wolf Watch (2014) s01e03 Episode Script

1 Welcome to Wolf Watch.
I'm your host Jill Wagner, A.
K.
A.
Kate Argent on Teen Wolf, and I couldn't be more excited for tonight's show because I'm joined by three very lovely and talented women.
We've got Lydia herself, the beautiful Holland Roden, and the resident mean girl of Awkward, Molly Tarlov.
From Girl Code, the hilarious Nicole Byer.
- Welcome, ladies.
- Hello.
- Welcome to the show.
- Thanks.
Okay, ladies, we're talking villains now.
All right, so Barrow joins the ranks of some truly memorable villains in Teen Wolf, mainly the kanima, Darach, and Deucalion.
So how do you think he ranks in terms of evil? I would say the difference with Barrow is, he aesthetically is incredibly thin and that sort of meek, pathetic look that's just creepy.
I think, yeah.
I think on a creepy scale, he's more creepy than Right, and I think that's a huge theme this part of the season, the second half of season 3, is it's so much more psychological.
All right, so ladies, we also learned that there's more to Kira.
This girl can absorb electricity.
Hello? That's talent, huh? How cool is that? I do it when I do my hair but Nicole, I want your take on that.
What's up with the girl that can absorb electricity? I love it.
If someone didn't want to kiss me, I would shock them.
I shock people when they do kiss me, hey.
Hey, girl! Hey! Well, let's get to get right into hooking up.
So we have Isaac and Allison who they were this close to hooking up, and then her dad walks in on 'em, and I'm just saying, that is the most horrible thing that could ever happen to a young girl.
I know from experience.
Do you think that Argent is justified in that? Do you actually think that she should stay away from the werewolves? It's always kind of been something I live by, but I'm not sure, you know? Allison, she has a bad track record, but I think you just keep going for the same type of guy, and it's bound to work, right? Am I wrong? I like it.
I mean, why not date a werewolf? You don't know what you're gonna get.
Is he wolf? Is he man? What is he? Is he both? - You get two in one.
- Yeah, you know, it's a twofer.
Speaking of bad boys, our two twin alphas have now referred to themselves as bitches, okay? Ladies, when a man refers to himself as a bitch, is that hot? - No! - No! - No, you're not.
- Women don't want that.
No, you're a masculine man.
I don't think they're just they're kind of Derek's former bitches.
- Yeah.
- Right.
- I - I'll be Derek's former bitch.
So now there's a replacement.
Just kidding.
All right, Holland, this episode we got one of you patented screams, which these things are amazing.
I want to know how much of that scream is really you and how much is in post.
- All me.
- It's all you? Well, up until these three seasons, I was screaming continuously.
You mean like that? I hate my scream look.
But you sell the scream though.
You can sell a scream.
I actually scraped my vocal cords.
I went to the doctor said, "oh, you've completely just stripped your vocal chords.
Is there something that you'd like to tell me? I mean, why?" - So by screaming that much - Yeah.
- You damaged your vocal cords? - I did.
So they have stunt screams? - Are they yours? - But they're my stunt screams.
- They're yours? - Yeah.
They're like my ghost screams.
So do you just sit in front of the camera and you're like That's what I do.
That's what they do on my show with "you're welcome.
" I don't actually say it anymore.
Yeah.
Okay, well, I introduced these three ladies as talented, and now it's time for them to prove it.
Each of them is going to show off a hidden talent that you may not know that they have, and we're calling this "stupid wolf tricks.
" All right, Molly, I want you to go first.
All right, so some people might say this isn't impressive, but I don't value their opinion.
I'm just kidding, but this thing that I do with my tongue that I did think I thought it was normal.
I know you have a tongue trick too, so we're having a tongue war.
Be great for ratings by the way.
A lot of people can do this thing.
Three.
No, I don't think anybody else but you can't hold your teeth on it.
You can't hold your teeth on it.
Ooh.
Can you do you see that? I hate it.
All right, Holland, you're up.
All right, let's see it.
So yeah, this is my tongue war.
Now you held it behind your teeth.
You can't do that.
What are you talking about? When you did the three-fer.
No, no, but when you said okay, so I also can do the three.
Yeah, that's good.
You can do that too? Why can everybody do this? - It's genetic.
- I cannot.
Boys must love that.
Thank you.
- Can we get an applause? - Thank you.
- That is incredible.
- Thanks.
Nicole, what can you do? I can do an impression of Emma Stone, which is silly 'cause I'm a big black woman and she is not, so "Jonah?" "Ha-ha, Jonah Hill?" "It's me, Emma, Emma Stone.
" Ha-ha, it's been so long since Superbad.
" That is so good.
I love it.
I love it.
Very good.
Okay, I want to get in on it.
I have a weird thing that I can do too.
So it may or may not look like my arm is broken.
All right.
Like that.
Can you guys do your arm like that? - No.
- No, I don't think so.
It's kind of cool, right? All right, good job, everyone.
All right, we have to take our first break, but don't go anywhere because in a bit, we'll check in on our Wolf Watch correspondent Mr.
Tyler Posey, and later on, we'll roll out and exclusive preview of next week's episode of Teen Wolf, presented by AT&T.
We'll be right back.
Good job, ladies.
Thanks.
All right, welcome back to Wolf Watch.
I'm Jill Wagner here with Holland Roden, Awkward's Molly Tarlov and Girl Code's Nicole Byer.
We've been counting up certain things that happen a lot on Teen Wolf, like deaths, hookups, fights, and my favorite, people taking off their shirts.
We like to call them our "Wolf Stats.
" All right, no fights, but we did have two deaths the surgeon and Barrow two hookups Lydia and Aiden plus Danny and his ex-boyfriend three shirtless characters Allison, Isaac, and Barrow.
Yes, we're counting Barrow.
And for a bonus stat, the number of times someone has used chopsticks to snag a piece of Sushi in midair is up to one thanks to Kira.
Okay, so it's time to get personal with you ladies.
I wanted to go into your show, Molly, Awkward.
Yeah.
The name of your high school is Palos High, right? Palos Hills High.
Okay, how does that compare to Beacon Hills? Which one would you rather attend? I'd rather attend Beacon Hills Why's that? It seems like it might be easier navigating high school at Beacon Hills fending off werewolves and monsters and stuff instead of, like, really mean girls.
Do you think mean girls are worse than werewolves? - I absolutely do.
- I agree.
And speaking of werewolves, I know personally being on set at Teen Wolf, there's a lot of testosterone, lot of boys on that set, which is It can be a good thing, but it could be a bad thing.
How do you deal with it? When we get ready for a scene and you're the only girl in a scene, you're the only one, essentially, in hair and makeup, and so they think that we're not punctual.
They just have to shave their chests and walk on.
They roll in, like, five minutes before, and we're there two hours before.
- So much easier, right? - Yeah.
All right, well, Nicole, I'm curious, because you give such great advice Do I? Your takes on subjects are so interesting, how do you feel about girls that only have guy friends? - What are you doing? - They're bitches.
I don't think they're bitches.
It's just like, seriously, what are you doing? Do you think there's something wrong with them? - Yes! - A little bit.
'Cause I feel like you're just isolating yourself from women 'cause you're like, "women don't like me," and it's like, uh It's a tip.
It's a tip.
No, it's a tip that if a guy starts dating a girl that doesn't have any girlfriends, beware.
They either are insecure, or they're in constant competition, which is kind of one in the same.
Mm-hmm, and they're, like, making problems for themselves.
They're like, "women don't like me," and it's like, "uh-uh.
" I also think it's, like, a defense mechanism because you're like, "I just don't get along with a girl.
" All my friends are guys," and it's just impossible if you're actually open with people to have one type of friend, you know? And I bet if you talk to the guys, they're be like, "oh, I don't know.
I hang out with her sometimes.
" Like, they're not gonna be like, "yeah, she's my really good friend.
" Like, I don't know men who are like, "yeah, I really like her.
" "We tolerate her.
" "She brings a lot to the table.
" So are all of you ladies you ladies all you're in the girl club, right? You have more girlfriends than guys? I have some guys.
Yeah, I have both.
I hang out with more girls, but I have a healthy mix of guys sprinkled throughout.
I went to an all-girls school and an all-girls summer camp, so Oh, I'm so sorry.
I went to a theater camp, so lot of guys there.
Yeah, I went to theater school, so it was just gays and ladies, and we would sing Wicked together.
It was great.
And we loved it Okay, it is time for our weekly segment with Tyler Posey it has nothing to do with what we just said.
All right, take a look.
How are Tyler Posey and Scott McCall similar? I would say you're both very charming.
Scott McCall definitely has Tyler Posey's charm.
I would also say, now after season 3(A), you both have a lot of tattoos.
What? Oh, no.
I'd say you're both you're both kind of a lovable goof too.
I completely agree.
That's one of my favorite parts about Scott.
I love that he's the serious Alpha badass kind of dude, but he's also a goofy guy and kind of clumsy.
He's still got a bit of naivety about him.
- Yeah.
- Yeah, he's still a kid.
The casting process of Teen Wolf.
I obviously auditioned for the role of Scott McCall.
Why did you want to cast me? I will say this in all honesty.
When you first came in to the audition, I said to Russell, "I think that's the guy.
" Really? I could see a romantic lead in you, and I could see someone who also was funny, and then when I saw you with Crystal, we knew it was perfect.
Aww, you're the sweetest.
Thanks, Jeff.
Appreciate it, man.
Thanks a lot, Tyler.
Now we have to take another break, but still to come, Holland, Molly, and Nicole will play a game of "Wolf Word.
" Ooh, ladies.
And you'll get your first look at next week's episode of Teen Wolf, but before all that, we've got a scene from that episode to show you right now.
Check it out.
Ugh, finally.
Awkward.
Predictably.
Scott.
Scott! We are back with more Wolf Watch.
I'm Jill Wagner sitting here with Holland Roden, Molly Tarlov, and Nicole Byer.
And ladies, it's game time.
Okay, first let's split into teams.
Molly and Nicole on one side, and Holland and me on the other.
There are a bunch of Teen Wolf related words and phrases written on pieces of paper right in this canister of doom, is what I like to call it.
One person will pick a word and one-word clues until their teammate can guess what the word is.
The goal to this is to guess as many as possible before the mountain ash in this timer right here - runs out, okay? - Ok.
And then we're gonna switch and have the other team go.
Okay, let's play "Wolf Word.
" Whoo! Molly and Nicole, you're up first.
- Let's go.
- All right.
And you have one minute on the clock starting right now.
Okay, dream.
Catcher.
Bad.
Wolf.
Sleeping.
What? Oh, nightmare.
Holland.
Lydia.
- Actress.
- Vocal.
Scream.
We're doing it! Hand.
- Claw.
- Yes! We're doing this! Okay, she sucks this up.
Vampire.
Blood.
Sick.
Ho - Hospital.
- Yes.
We're doing this! Boys.
Penis.
No.
Two.
- Balls! - No.
Masculine.
- Two.
- Hands.
Brothers.
Twins.
Ah, we're done! Okay.
Okay, ready? It's our turn, right? Okay, honey, get it together.
Ready? Go.
Raw.
- Food.
- Food.
- Vegetable.
- Japanese.
Sushi.
Wait a minute, now it's my turn.
You go.
Okay, um, boys.
Abs.
- Yes.
- Are you kidding? Oh, that was That was cheating.
That's cheating.
- Mouth.
- Fangs.
Romance.
Lips.
Tongue.
Lips.
- Together.
- Kiss.
Ding! Mother.
Daughter.
Father.
Yes.
Two wheel Two.
Car.
Motorcycle.
Really? Really? Really? Really? - I mean - Okay.
Sushi.
Utensils.
Chopsticks.
Whoa! That was two words.
Teach.
- Nope.
- No! That's in the word.
Teacher? You can't say "teach.
" - Ha! - Really? Really? Really? Shoot.
Bow and arrow.
Bow.
Time! We won.
Nice job, everyone.
Especially to us, team winner.
That was awesome, but you know what I have for you, Holland, since we won? I have this mug that I designed personally.
And let me just tell you, this shirt? You talk about fashion, this every red carpet, wear it on every one.
Thank you.
I appreciate this.
And you know what, just because I like you guys, I'm gonna let you fight over this.
That's just for playing.
All right, we have to take one last break, but coming up we'll meet our Alpha of the Week, and give you a taste of what's coming up on Teen Wolf.
Stay tuned, people.
? Welcome back to Wolf Watch where I've been spending some time with Holland Roden, Molly Tarlov, and Nicole Byer.
And now Molly and Nicole are big fans of the show just like all of the truly passionate viewers out there in TV land, and we'd just like to honor some of them as our Alphas of the Week.
This week's chosen one is Lynn from Ohio, and guess what, she's here on video chat.
- Hey, Lynn.
- Hi, Lynn.
Welcome to Wolf Watch.
Hey, guys.
How are you? I'm doing great.
How are you? Wonderful.
Lynn, what is that you have on? I have a Beacon Hills hoodie on.
It says "STILINSKI" on the back, number 24.
I'm digging that.
So tell me why you love Teen Wolf so much.
Oh, why do I love Teen Wolf? Other than it's the greatest show ever? Let's see, the fact that I have my own pack, and that I get to watch it with them every week.
And just get to enjoy all the insanity.
Wait a minute.
What are you talking about; You have your own pack? What does that mean? I do have my own pack.
Me and these girls that I met at a convention, we all got together and bonded over Teen Wolf, and so all my friends are basically Teen Wolf fans.
That's awesome.
Teen wolf fans, from our perspective, are the raddest fans out there.
You guys are so devoted.
So you know Miss Holland Roden is here or Lydia.
You want to ask her anything? Now's your chance.
Yeah, does Lydia have any extracurricular activities that she does? She makes out with boys, I think, in her free time and studies I'm assuming; I would hope.
She's a pretty smart one.
Yeah, she's doing everything you'd think Lydia would probably do behind closed doors.
One last question, Lynn.
I want to know who, if you could switch places with any character on the show, who would it be? Stiles.
Stiles.
Everybody loves Stiles.
All right, well, Lynn, thank you so much for being on the show.
Congratulations to our Alpha of the Week.
- Bye, Lynn.
- Thanks.
And as always, we've saved the best for last, an exclusive preview of next week's episode.
Check it out.
Next on Teen Wolf.
But what if she's like me? She's not like you.
Guys? It came out of the dark.
What the hell were those things? They could have killed him, dad.
But they didn't, and I think there was a reason why.
Ooh, okay, that party looked insane.
What is all that stuff? Is that what kids are doing now today? Glow in the dark paint, yeah.
- Black light party.
- Yeah.
That's cool.
In the next episode, is there more fighting or hooking up? Because there looked like some hooking up.
- Please say hooking up.
- Hooking up! Hooking up The girls all want hooking up.
No fighting.
No fighting.
A little bit of both.
Yeah.
All right, well, I personally can't wait to see the full episode, and it airs next Monday night at 10:00 right here on MTV, and then you'll want to stay tuned for a special musical episode of Wolf Watch.
Oh, yes.
And I want to thank tonight's guests Holland Roden, Molly Tarlov, and Nicole Byer.
- Thank you.
- Thank you, ladies, so much.
And check out the Teen Wolf after after show on MTV.
com and the MTV app.
I'm Jill Wagner, reminding you to watch your back 'cause you never know what creatures are lurking out there in the dark.
Bye, everybody.