Woodley (2012) s01e03 Episode Script
Greg
Yeah! Alright, listen up, 'cause I'm not going to repeat myself but then it looks like a kitten! Are you alright? Stay away! You OK? Won't be long.
Can you open and close it? Uh-huh.
Close it.
Is that OK? Ooh.
Greg.
Lovely to meet you.
Hey, Ollie, ready to catch? Hey, Ollie! Ready to catch? I think my childhood was pretty normal, really.
You know, nothing nothing very special.
I was a happy kid so happy Basically, I feel I've had a pretty stable life, really.
Doctor Schwartz, I share all my deepest fantasies and secret fears with you, and I never feel judged.
- Thanks.
- Mr Carmichael? Frank, I'd like to discuss your case with my new colleague, Doctor Fischer.
You can trust him, Frank.
Oh, hello! Are you OK? Greg.
Oh hello, Greg.
I'm Frank.
Is Em? Um My card.
Oh, right.
I, um Well, I might just, um, keep that I might just keep that there.
Oh, thanks, beautiful.
So Whoa! Wha wha! Careful, buddy.
Ha-ha! Anyway, back to the lawnmower Well, there was just a bit of grass caught under the blades there.
And, well, I've cleaned the plugs as well Colleague Dr Fischer! Fantasies and secret fear! Fischer! Fischer! Yoo-hoo! Mum, Nanna's here! What are you two going to get up to? I thought we might have a bit of a crafternoon.
Well, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Mm-hmm.
Anything messy, put down some newspaper.
And absolutely no glitter on the carpet.
OK.
Hey, Barry.
How are you? Good to see you.
Oh, my God! Are you OK? I'm I've Oh.
Here, have some water.
Ohh! Oh, thank you, I feel much Va vooom! You must be in shock.
Oh, that Yeah, that's good.
I I feel fine now.
I think I just I'm very thirsty.
Hey, Frank! Greg! Greg! Greg.
Didn't know you were a member.
Well, shall we play a round? Oh, um I don't want to put you on the spot.
I mean, I play a lot.
I don't want to embarrass you.
I'd love to play.
Great.
What is it, sweetheart? Don't panic.
We can deal with this.
Oh.
That's I thought that was my It's all yours, Frank.
ARGGGHHHH! It's on blow! It's on blow! I'm very, very upset about this.
What did I ask you? Not to get glitter on the carpet.
And what did you do? Got glitter on the carpet.
Right! Olivia, go to your room.
Emily, it was my fault I'll deal with you in a minute.
I made you this, Mum.
Now no You can't You're not going to This is not fair.
Oh.
I like what you've done with the swirls Oh, come here.
Let me get that off you.
It's all yours, Frank.
Oh, Frank.
Complete memory loss.
The whole day? Gone? Yeah, the doctor says it's quite common.
It's affected my vision too.
Everything seems so sparkly.
Pass, pass! Ready to catch? What?
Can you open and close it? Uh-huh.
Close it.
Is that OK? Ooh.
Greg.
Lovely to meet you.
Hey, Ollie, ready to catch? Hey, Ollie! Ready to catch? I think my childhood was pretty normal, really.
You know, nothing nothing very special.
I was a happy kid so happy Basically, I feel I've had a pretty stable life, really.
Doctor Schwartz, I share all my deepest fantasies and secret fears with you, and I never feel judged.
- Thanks.
- Mr Carmichael? Frank, I'd like to discuss your case with my new colleague, Doctor Fischer.
You can trust him, Frank.
Oh, hello! Are you OK? Greg.
Oh hello, Greg.
I'm Frank.
Is Em? Um My card.
Oh, right.
I, um Well, I might just, um, keep that I might just keep that there.
Oh, thanks, beautiful.
So Whoa! Wha wha! Careful, buddy.
Ha-ha! Anyway, back to the lawnmower Well, there was just a bit of grass caught under the blades there.
And, well, I've cleaned the plugs as well Colleague Dr Fischer! Fantasies and secret fear! Fischer! Fischer! Yoo-hoo! Mum, Nanna's here! What are you two going to get up to? I thought we might have a bit of a crafternoon.
Well, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Mm-hmm.
Anything messy, put down some newspaper.
And absolutely no glitter on the carpet.
OK.
Hey, Barry.
How are you? Good to see you.
Oh, my God! Are you OK? I'm I've Oh.
Here, have some water.
Ohh! Oh, thank you, I feel much Va vooom! You must be in shock.
Oh, that Yeah, that's good.
I I feel fine now.
I think I just I'm very thirsty.
Hey, Frank! Greg! Greg! Greg.
Didn't know you were a member.
Well, shall we play a round? Oh, um I don't want to put you on the spot.
I mean, I play a lot.
I don't want to embarrass you.
I'd love to play.
Great.
What is it, sweetheart? Don't panic.
We can deal with this.
Oh.
That's I thought that was my It's all yours, Frank.
ARGGGHHHH! It's on blow! It's on blow! I'm very, very upset about this.
What did I ask you? Not to get glitter on the carpet.
And what did you do? Got glitter on the carpet.
Right! Olivia, go to your room.
Emily, it was my fault I'll deal with you in a minute.
I made you this, Mum.
Now no You can't You're not going to This is not fair.
Oh.
I like what you've done with the swirls Oh, come here.
Let me get that off you.
It's all yours, Frank.
Oh, Frank.
Complete memory loss.
The whole day? Gone? Yeah, the doctor says it's quite common.
It's affected my vision too.
Everything seems so sparkly.
Pass, pass! Ready to catch? What?