Xena: Warrior Princess s01e03 Episode Script

You think you're man enough to test my blade ? Do you ? Your type are all cowards ! I've met and defeated tens of hundreds of your type ! So, come on.
Make your move.
Or, are you waiting for me to make the first move ? First mistake ? Well, that's your first mistake, waiting for my mistake ! 'Cause I don't make mistakes ! Let that be a lesson to you.
- Are you finished with my sword ? - Don't do that ! This is not a plaything.
I said I'd get some wood.
I didn't say how I was going to get it.
You're lucky the tree was unarmed.
- You could've been hurt.
- Maybe I wouldn't if someone - would teach me how to use it ? - No.
You know ? Doesn't it make more sense that I should learn how to defend myself ? I think it makes more sense.
Don't confuse defending yourself with using a weapon.
When you pull a sword, you have to be ready to kill.
- You don't think I know that ? - No I don't think you do.
People are too quick to go for their sword.
It should always be the last resort.
I don't want to learn to kill.
I want to learn to survive.
All right.
The rules of survival.
Number one.
If you can run, run.
Number two.
If you can't run surrender, and then run.
Number three.
If you're outnumbered, let them fight each other while you run.
- Number four - Wait.
- More running ? - No.
Four is where you talk your way out of it, and I know you can do that.
It's wisdom before weapons, Gabrielle.
The moment you pick up a sword, you become a target.
And the moment you kill The moment you kill What ? Everything changes.
Everything.
What is it ? - Sweetie - Trouble.
Easy pickings.
Is this the 'run' part ? Not yet, but just be ready.
Nice day, isn't it ? That depends on you.
What do you want ? Oh, we're but poor men trying to scrape an existence in this evil world.
Every now and then we ask for a little something from travelers like your horse, your gold or any jewelry you might be carrying.
And I think I'll have that fancy sword of yours, too.
Now, all things considered I think a surrender would be a good start.
I accept.
Gabrielle, take their weapons.
Atrápenlas ! Get the little one ! She's got a sword ! Kill her, quick ! I know this sword.
Only one person carries a sword like this.
- You're Xena, aren't you ? - Do you really wanna find out ? My reputation is going to soar ! - Run for it ! Come on ! - Let's get out of here ! Very good.
Did you notice the young one ? She has a fire about her and yet, she didn't stain herself with blood.
Morpheus'll be pleased.
Yes, she's the one.
She's perfect.
In a time of ancient gods warlords and kings A land in turmoil cried out for a hero She was Xena a mighty princess, forged in the heat of battle The power The passion The danger Her courage will change the world I still can't believe it.
They came right for me when I picked up the sword.
Maybe they thought you were a threat You're waiting for the right moment to say, 'I told you so', aren't you ? Nope ! I'm waiting for you to say it for me.
I don't know what I was thinking.
Maybe something like, 'Xena needs my help.
' or, 'I wonder if I could take some of the heat off Xena.
' In both cases, no.
I'm gonna pick up some more salt pork.
I'll meet you back here in a few minutes.
Afternoon.
Is that your friend ? - Yeah, why ? - Oh, no reason.
Just strangers in town, is all.
So ! What can I do for you ? I need a sharpening stone and some oil.
Who do I report a dead highwayman to ? Dead ? Your friend didn't kill him, did she ? No.
Oh.
Well, that's good.
What difference does it make who killed him ? Hey ! Elkton ! Get outta here ! I know, I'm sorry.
I wouldn't've come but my horse has lost his halter.
- Out ! Now ! - Please I can't guide him very well with just a rope.
I'm warning you, old man leave ! And don't come back ! Why don't you just sell the man a halter ? Because, I don't do business with his kind.
- But I'm not a Mystic anymore ! - A Gryphon can't change its feathers ! Mystic, ex-Mystic, it's all the same ! Go on out ! I'm no Mystic ! Sure, that looked cruel, but he's one of them.
So, it was a sharpening stone, right ? No, I've changed my mind.
I need a halter for my horse.
- Hey ! What are you doing here ? - Aren't you open ? Well, of course I'm open, young lady, but what are you doing in town ? You're supposed to be off by the water's edge until after the Solstice unless you've got no reason to fear Morpheus.
Morpheus ? God of dreams ? Now, why would I fear him ? Ah ! You must be experienced then.
Yeah ! I mean, I've had experiences.
- Are you always this nosey ? - I should have known.
Otherwise, why would you be in my shop ? Looking to replace your arms ? Lose your weapon of choice in a battle, did you ? Yeah, right ! Big battle.
You don't look like a fighter.
Sure that's your strength.
Like the beautiful seed hidden in an eagle's dung.
Nice image Ah ! Now, let me see what I can show you.
Ah The steel it's from the Albanian mines of Iskander Beg.
It's the most beautiful sword I've ever seen.
And oh ! Believe me, I've handled plenty.
but, maybe something more petite.
Well, let me see what's over here.
Oh, how cute ! It's a breast dagger.
Oh you mean, it's designed to pierce the breast into the heart of your enemy.
No not quite.
Oh a breast dagger.
Yeah, I like it ! Yeah Get out of town, Mystic.
I'm no Mystic ! It's it's a halter ! Who did this ? Who ? Thank you ! Thank you.
Did you get your sharpening stone ? No.
What's the matter with you ? What do you mean ? I don't know.
You just seem bigger.
No, I'm not.
It's just this mountain air.
I feel motivated.
You didn't find a sorcerer to enhance your motives, did you ? No.
Would you get over it ? Ooh Ah ! Wow ! Look at you look at that ? I wonder what else is in these clothes ? They're hand-me-downs, you know ? I know wisdom before weapons.
I'll keep this for the time being.
Hah ! It's not like your breasts aren't dangerous enough.
That was a jokeYou can laugh.
What's going on ? Get on the horse.
They took her.
Where are they ? They're probably at the fortress of Morpheus by now.
It's the Solstice.
The Mystics need a young maiden.
We normally send our young girls away.
- I thought you knew.
- No.
Your eyes practically lit up when you saw us come into town.
What are they going to do to her ? ! Stop ! By the gods, you're strong ! Every Solstice the Mystics come down from the mountain and they take a young girl.
We never see them again.
That blind man - he was a Mystic.
- Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah go and see him ! If you dare.
Soon, my Lord Morpheus.
I think you will be pleased with your bride as soon as she proves herself worthy.
Let me out of here.
Believe me, you are in big trouble ! My child, I understand your confusion.
But take heart.
You are being honored today.
OK Keep talking.
You have been selected to be the bride of Morpheus Bride ? Morpheus ? No, you've got the wrong girl take my word for it.
I'm not the wifely type.
I Well, I sleep late, I don't know a lick about housework.
And children ? I mean, look at these hipbones.
- No way.
- None of that matters to Morpheus.
Really ? Well, what does matter ? I've got lots of faults.
You're to go through a series of challenges against worthy opponents.
If you survive, you will become the honored wife of Morpheus.
- If not, you'll have been sacrificed in the name - Wait a minute.
Back up to that 'If you survive' part for a moment.
The challenges will not be easy.
And each one will be a fight to the death.
Who's there ? I'm not as blind as you think I am ! I have senses you can't conceive of ! - Come on ! Speak up ! - I'm not here to harm you.
That voice You were in the store today.
You bought me that halter.
I want to know about the Mystics.
They're evil.
A perverted cult that worships the dark brother of the dreams gods.
I know all about them.
I was a Mystic once back when the order was good.
But why do you ask ? And who are you ? My name is Xena.
They took my friend, and I'm going to get her back.
She's been chosen as Morpheus' bride.
She's going to lose her blood innocence.
Blood innocence ? Your friend has never killed anyone.
She will go through a series of challenges.
She will be tricked into killing to survive.
As soon as she does that she will be sacrificed.
You know where this fortress is.
Take me there.
It's no good ! It it it's hidden in the mountains, and well protected by an army of warriors.
It would take you months days to fight your way in.
By then, your friend will be dead.
Unless unless you're the one ! In a dream vision, I saw a warrior who could travel the Dream Passage and defeat Morpheus ! You must be the one ! A woman with a dark past strong and brave I'm the one.
The world of dreams is made of many passages.
It is possible to follow one from one location to another.
Essentially, you bypass the physical world.
What can I expect ? Everything in the Dreamscape comes from your own mind.
Once in, Morpheus will know everything that you know.
He will use that to try and stop you.
Drink this and lay back.
This is N'Kama oil.
The instant your soul enters the Dream Passage, your body begins to lose its life fluids.
N'Kama oil will give you more time.
How much time is that ? Just a few hours at best.
You must find the exit door at the other end of the Dream Passage.
Once you pass through it, your body will reunite with your soul.
If not the body dies.
Until then, I will guard it.
Don't worry I'm a gentleman.
This is the fire of dreams ! This is the key.
Morpheus knows what we're up to.
Listen to me carefully, Xena.
He will try to use your own mind against you.
If you can defeat him there, you'll win.
Don't be obvious.
Remember, this is your Dream Passage.
The gods be with you.
We've been waiting for you, our Queen ! Our brilliant commander ! We've taken another town ! They're all dead, as you wished ! Every one of them ! As you ordered ! No ! I left this behind me ! You can't change who you are ! And you are a warrior.
To be feared and obeyed.
And those that don't die ! Xena Do you know me, Warrior Queen ? Should I ? This was my village.
All gone now.
Your people came and wiped it out and me as you commanded.
- Did you know ? I had a name ? - I didn't do this.
My name is Mesmer.
- My wife's name - I'm sorry.
Sorry ? Sorry to know my name ? Oh, that's right.
Your victims were always faceless.
You never knew much about them, did you ? Or cared.
I am Baruch.
I had two brothers one fifteen, and the other twenty.
They were killed, too.
Do you wanna know their names ? No, I left this behind me.
Septim and Valius.
I am Dolas.
My brother and I were the first to die.
His name was Linius.
Stand back ! - We're not crowding you, Xena.
- It's the weight of your conscience.
You can end this, Xena.
You can end it easily.
Kill us.
You know how.
Take the sword.
Morpheus ! I won't do it ! It's a trick ! You're trying to slow me down ! You're using the past of a Xena long dead ! I'm not her anymore ! The Innocent has a friend who has entered the Dreamscape Passage.
This is Elkton's work.
Find him and you will find her body.
Morpheus wants them both to die.
Go ! No, no ! It's happening too fast ! Morpheus is draining your life quicker than I expected ! You you must hurry, Xena ! You must hurry ! We must flee ! The first challenge awaits you.
First challenge ? How many of these challenges are there ? Enough for our lord, Morpheus, to make an estimation of your worth.
So if I get through this, then you'll let me go ? ' By the grace of our lord, Morpheus, of course.
Of course.
What's this for ? You want to win, don't you ? Find your way to the other end, Innocent.
There'll be two men trying to stop you.
Stop them first.
If you're outnumbered, let them fight each other.
Very good, Innocent.
I had thought you would have killed but you didn't.
Rest now.
Morpheus requires a second challenge soon.
They're going to sacrifice me.
They're going to sacrifice me not.
They're going to sacrifice me.
They're not going to sacrifice you.
Wait I don't know if you're real or not.
You don't know if I'm real ? This is my dream.
I'm the only one who is real.
Tell me something about you I don't know.
How's that going to prove anything ? Morpeus can guess anything I know.
Tell me something about you I don't know.
Very well.
All right.
Nobody but my mother knows this.
I had six toes on my right foot when I was born.
Don't look ! It's gone now ! It must be you.
Yeah, it must be you.
Morpheus would have used something vaguely familiar to me.
My Dreamscape Passage and your dream must be overlapping.
Nice outfit.
Yeah.
Are you all right ? Listen to me, Gabrielle.
They want you to kill.
And, no matter what, you can't do it.
I thought they wanted me to marry Morpheus.
Morpheus wants you to lose your blood innocence.
Once you do, you'll be sacrificed as his bride.
I I've already been through one of their challenges.
And there were two of them.
I did what you said.
They killed each other.
Does that count ? If it did, you'd be on your honeymoon by now.
OK.
Option A is out.
No killing.
So, let's talk about option B.
What is it ? I need time.
Use what you know to defend yourself until I can break through the passage into the fortress.
What do I know that's going to keep me alive until you show up ? - What's the matter ? - I don't know.
I feel strange.
Talking ! That's what you're good at ! Use your mind, Gabrielle ! I don't suppose you want my breakfast order.
Prepare yourself for the next challenge, Innocent.
This one will not be quite as easy as the first.
You shouldn't fear using a blade to protect yourself.
Morpheus would understand.
I bet he would.
He seems like an understanding kind of god.
What if I just killed you right now ? Is that what you wish to do ? It was a hypothetical question.
I don't suppose that y you'd want to let me sleep a little longer would you ? I mean I'd hate to show up the blushing bride with circles under my eyes.
Just, seven or eight hours ? Time is not on your side, Innocent.
I know about your friend in the Dreamscape Passage.
I have warriors looking for her body.
She'll be dead long before she could help you.
Look for wagon tracks.
Manus wants them dead.
This is all the N'Kama oil I have, Xena.
Morpheus, you're not gonna win ! Save yourself, Innocent.
Morpheus wants you to succeed.
I'll bet he does.
I won't be needing this.
Yes, Innocent.
Draw blood.
Use what I know.
Use what I'm good at.
Im not really good at anything except talking.
Slow down ! Not all at once.
I mean, let's face it I'm going to get a bit tired.
So why don't we be fair about this ? Whichever one of you is the best fighter I'll take you on first.
And then the second, and then well the easy pickings.
So, who is it ? Who's the best ? You really ? Well, I would have thought yeah that would have been my guess.
Clever girl.
I guess we know where they place you.
One of you has got to be better than the other.
You're smarter than I gave you credit for, Innocent.
Somehow, you've learned that Morpheus demands you spill blood.
You've had two opportunities.
The next challenge will not have options.
You take the life offered you, or you die.
Surprised to see me again ? Not really nothing surprises me anymore.
How about me ? Termin ? Even in your weakened state, you can't forget your first.
And I was only the first of many, wasn't I ? The first notch on your hilt.
Here I still have the scar where you slit my throat.
You attacked our village.
Friends of mine people I grew up with died under your sword.
You were still an innocent then.
Like Gabrielle.
Soon, she'll be just like you.
She's going to taste blood.
She'll be haunted by all the familiar demons.
- There'll be a first kill to remember.
- Like me.
- And a last kill to try and forget.
- Like me.
Everything you have felt, she will know The screams of her murdered will deafen her.
No.
And there's nothing you can do to save her.
Your body in the outside world dies and you die along with it.
- I can stop you.
- With what ? This is my dream my passage I control it.
Hold on, Gabrielle ! I'm almost there ! No, no, Xena, you can't leave, yet.
You haven't passed your final test.
Who are you ? Oh, you know me.
You know me better than any opponent you've ever faced.
This might be your Dreamscape but you can't control me.
I am you.
You can't go through that door until you have the key.
And you can't go through life trying to deny that I'm the real you.
We were so happy all those years.
Don't you remember ? Putting fear into all.
Pushing aside those who stood in our way.
Taking what we wanted.
- Ah, those were the days.
- That wasn't me.
That was never who I really was.
Oh.
Well, let me ask you this.
Back then, didn't it feel right ? Everything we did felt right.
If felt good - But it wasn't.
- Oh, how would you know ? You think this goody-goody act of yours is going to last ? There's no glory in being a hero ask around.
You're weak without me, Xena.
But the fire is still there.
Join me.
All through this Dreamscape Passage, I've had to fight people I've killed before.
And I couldn't bring myself to kill 'em again.
But as I face you I realize it can mean only one thing.
Yes it means what ? Tell me.
It means I finally get to kill you.
Xena, hurry ! Defend yourself, Innocent.
He'll kill you as soon as you come within reach.
Pick up the sword.
You can't defeat me ! I'm stronger ! I've always been stronger ! You're just a dark reminder of a disease I once had.
If you were that strong, I would never have left you.
But I did.
Ever wonder how the rest of the world sees you ? Curious ? Watch as if you had the eyes of your victims.
Hold him ! You men don't know what you're doing ! Don't let Manus get away with this ! Pick up the sword ! No, no, my sister.
You can't leave.
You still haven't found the key.
You take for granted all your gifts and talents me.
Everything you are today came from me.
Every spark of noble quality that made you a great leader me.
The strength that made men tremble at your name it all came from me ! You understand ? I understand.
If it weren't for you, I wouldn't exist.
Whether I like it or not, you're the key.
You're the key.
There's only one way out of this Dreamscape you ! You're the key to my nightmares.
And no matter what part of me you think you are I control you.
What happened ? Where is she ? Yeah ! - Kill her ! Kill them both ! - Xena ! Catch ! I knew you'd come ! Well, I thought you would.
I almost gave up on you.
You have no idea what kind of enemy you've made.
Morpheus will not be denied.
You think he's just going to let you walk out of here ? - Punching's all right ? - I'm impressed.
This is the last of it.
- How much do I owe you ? - Owe me ? After taking away the fear of the Mystics ? After making this valley a safe place to raise a family ? - Ten per cent off everything.
- You miser ! Don't you dare charge her one single nugget of gold ! Lord Elkton.
Ah, of course not just kidding.
I hope so.
Unless you want nightmares for the rest of your life.
What do you think ? Very nice.
I take it you got your old job back.
My old job as Mystic Head Priest and my eyesight ? Tomorrow, we start the grain festival.
From now on, the only thing we'll sacrifice will be corn thanks to you.
Glad I could help.
What did you decide to do about Manus ? Manus ? That was easy.
We decided to put him into his own Dreamscape Passage and let his past demons decide his fate.
Xena you and your friend have saved this valley, these people,me.
From now on we'll worship the three Dream God brothers the way they were supposed to be with joy, not fear.
Speaking of your friend She's waiting for me.
I have to go.
If you're ever in this area Well, you know where to come.
I do.
Thanks.
And, um sweet dreams.
Ready to go ? I could have killed someone.
I mean I was capable of it.
We're all capable of it.
The point is, you didn't cross that line.
But I got close enough to peak over.
And what I saw scared me.
See how calm the surface of the water is.
That was me once.
And then The water ripples and churns, that's what I became.
But if we sit here long enough it will go back to being still again.
It will go back to being calm.
But the stone's still under there.
It's now part of the lake.
It might look as it did before, but it's forever changed.
Come on let's go.
For your first stab at wisdom, you did all right.
I was just saying that for your benefit.
You didn't think I meant it, did you ? Not me I wasn't fooled.