Zootopia+ (2022) s01e03 Episode Script


[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
[DUKE LAUGHING]
Yeah.
See ya later, Francine.
Ugh, Weaselton.
You gotta rethink your life.
You're in here so often,
it's embarrassing.
What? You don't know
what you're talking about.
I'm the Duke of Weaseltown.
I'm big time.
Small time thief and ne'er-do-well,
Duke Weaselton
- embarrassed himself once again today.
- [GASPS]
He wreaked havoc in Little Rodentia
until he was apprehended
with a giant donut,
- by ZPD's first bunny cop on a
- No.
No!
Correction.
It was a meter maid.
What?
There's cameras?
Did you see this?
Look, look, look, look.
It's a weasel caught by a bunny,
and he's stuck in a donut.
With that kind of luck,
he'll always be a small-time crook.
- KID: It's so good.
- MAN: That's him there.
- Whoa!
- MAN #1: That's the guy.
Hey. Quit laughing.
Don't look at me. Don't look at me.
MAN #2: What a shame!
[PANTING]
[GROANS]
Maybe they're right.
Maybe I'm just a small-time loser.
Yep. You're a loser.
[GROANS SOFTLY]
I had dreams to make it big.
Where did I go wrong?
[SINGING]
When I was young ♪
With the world at my feet ♪
My future looked sweet and bright ♪
I chose the wrong path ♪
Which I've lived to regret ♪
How can I set it right ♪
What more could be waiting for me ♪
Besides this small-time crime spree ♪
Do I start a new life? ♪
Get a new gig? ♪
It's time to dream big ♪
Picture me sensibly dressed ♪
A perfect employee ♪
Selling used cars with a zest ♪
The people enjoy me ♪
Quick, plant your buns ♪
I swear it runs ♪
We don't believe in refunds ♪
Come see the weasel
'cause these'll go fast ♪
I'll make it big time ♪
From small time to big time ♪
Big time ♪
Whoa-oh-oh ♪
Oh, what a feeling
Wheeling and dealing ♪
Making it, making it big time
Now you're thinking through it
Hey, you can do it ♪
- [CHUCKLES]
- Go on and pursue it ♪
Laws were not always my friend ♪
There you go!
That was my journey ♪
Could I protect and defend ♪
As an attorney ♪
Or as a surgeon
With an urgent need to ♪
Donate organs ♪
Then I'd self-publish ♪
My uplifting tale ♪
- How I went big time ♪
- Big time ♪
From small time to big time ♪
CHORUS: One eight hundred pop goes ♪
Big time ♪
- Whoa oh ♪
- Call the weasel, call the weasel ♪
Then you can all meet
The weasel of Wall Street ♪
- Making it, making it big time ♪
- Making it, making it big ♪
CHORUS: Follow the guru
Now he's a guru ♪
Follow the guru Duke ♪
I'll teach you the power of now ♪
If you buy a subscription ♪
I could do a weaselly dig ♪
Become a big tycoon ♪
Then maybe I'll shoot for the stars
and end up on the moon ♪
Here at the top looking down ♪
I'm like a titan ♪
Hand me a cape and a crown ♪
Give me a triton ♪
Loving my sleazy ol' weaselly life ♪
Oh, money, you complete me.
Mmm
What?
Hey!
Your premiums are outrageous.
- You took my kidney.
- This was a terrible car.
I lost my life savings.
DONUT: I just plain don't like you. ♪
When I was young ♪
With the world at my feet ♪
My future looked sweet ♪
And bright ♪
Now I've gotta try to rectify ♪
And choose to be a good guy ♪
I'll straighten up ♪
And try not to stray ♪
Starting today ♪
- And I'll be big time ♪
- Big time ♪
From small time to big time ♪
CHORUS: Gonna be a better weasel ♪
Big time ♪
I'm sticking to it ♪
No, I can do it ♪
Making it, making it big ♪
[CRASHES]
I'm okay.
It's just a scratch.
Big time ♪
Sorry, goat lady.
I'm sure you'll be fine.
GOAT: That was fun.
[DUKE GIGGLES]