Adventure Time: Fionna & Cake (2023) s01e04 Episode Script

1
Aah!
Hey,
good night, Sammy.
G'night, Normulon.
Mm.
Ahh!
I'm sorry, sir,
but we're about to close.
Oh, I won't be long Sammy.
This might be
the most delicious tea
I've ever tasted.
I almost understand why
you abandoned your post
for this quaint life
Kheirosiphon.
No.
You!
I'm not going back!
I don't like
sacred flames.
I like tea!
Aaaaahhhh!
Who's next?
Hmm.
No.
Huh.
Finally.
Aren't you gonna answer that?
Ah
Mr. P-Prismo
Just ignore it.
Make your wish.
Well, I'm trying to, but
it's kinda distracting.
You have no idea
what it took.
The terrible things I did
just to get here.
And now I can't
even concentrate!
The wish-- Spit it out.
Oh. Ughh. Aagh!
Oh, I wish it was
quiet enough to think!
Wish granted.
Oh, wait. Uh
Okay, fine.
A crossover. Okay.
Oh, hey!
Ooo.
Hmm
That's not a crossover.
Nope.
Oh, my gosh, you
really are Fionna and Cake!
The real ones!
Oh, crud!
Can we go on an adventure?
Heh, well--
Aw, my hat!
Ayo!
What's going on now, Cake?
I don't know,
but this is cool.
Ugh!
What's wrong with Cake's voice?
Whoa! Big boy!
No, this is gonna
drive me nuts.
Hey!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeey!
Hmm.
She's off-model, too.
Whoa! I'm standing
on my back legs!
Oh! Arms!
Legs are arms!
Amazing!
It's like a video game,
and we're getting upgrades
for beating those weirdos.
Ha!
I can stretch!
He-eeey. Ha ha!
Much better.
Do me next!
Aw!
I just wanted cool powers.
Maybe you have some.
Try flying.
Ha ha! Faster! Faster!
These two are a long way
from home.
But how?
Maybe the connection
is open again.
Nope.
Still locked out.
Then how did they get here?
I stepped through a portal
in that sad man's head.
Better take a closer look.
Now what?
For starters,
let's get you covered.
Great.
What happened with this one
and this one, Simon?
I didn't do anything.
Liar.
Crossovers don't just happen!
Look, it seems like you two
have some stuff to work out,
so can you send us
back to Ooo?
Shh.
Let's try rewinding.
What the heck, dude?
Well, you couldn't
bring her back,
so I helped myself.
Who's her?
I've got limits to my power, bro.
That doesn't give you an excuse
to mess with my stuff.
Whatever, dude.
Simon, I mean it.
Just because it's in your head
doesn't mean it's yours.
Ooooh, I've always wanted
to try one of these.
Drink the water, you beast!
You
You beast of burden,
drink the water.
Drink.
Drink this water!
Hey!
That's not a toy!
Bad cat!
Aah!
Why would you do that?!
Nobody sprays Cake!
Hyah!
Who do you think you are,
you big bully?
And why'd
you bring us here?
Where is here?!
Okay, o-kay.
Chill.
Wow, okay.
I am Prismo the Wishmaster.
That tells me nothing!
Well, as Wishmaster,
I grant
wishes.
And sometimes those wishes
require me to create
new wish-altered realities.
Here, check it out.
A wish made
this "farmworld" universe.
A wish made
this funny shape universe.
This one already existed.
I don't even remember
whose wish this was.
Oh!
This universe is special
because it had my favorite guy.
Roooar! Pancake!
There he is!
Heh heh heh.
Dog person.
Lotsa wishes,
lotsa worlds.
The Time Room is the perch
from which I keep my eye
on the resulting multiverse.
Okay. Keep going.
Uh, I used to really like
my job.
But after eons of
making stuff for others,
I wondered what it would be like
to make something for myself.
Let's see.
She's gonna be
a good fighter,
so she'll need
a badass sword.
Annnnd everyone needs
a best friend.
Ooh, cats are cool.
And now just to put them
in a big ol' tree house
on a grassy field
in a magical world.
Done.
Huh
Shoot. Did I just
copy Finn and Jake?
Meh.
So I just leaned into it.
Maybe it wasn't the most
creative thing I could make,
but I liked writing
your stories.
Wait! That's us!
Yeah, totally.
You had adventure.
You had romance.
DJ Flame!
You had friends.
Gum-Garry.
Marshall's a vampire.
Wow, we look so happy.
I knew my life was supposed
to be magic.
Fionna and Cake was real
this whole time?
Pretty tight, right?
Yeah.
So why'd you change it?
Yeah, our world
doesn't look like that at all.
Everything's boring
as hell.
Hmm.
Oh, I think I know
what happened.
No wonder you guys
looked so terrible
when you first got here.
Okay, so, technically,
I'm not supposed to make stuff
for myself.
So I kinda had to "hide"
your universe.
I found the emptiest,
most cursed magical brain
in all of Ooo.
Him?
Kinda.
Ice King!
Huh?
Hey, Ice King, can I store
a fan-made alternate universe
in your cursed dome?
Sure, magic flashlight!
You can put anything
you want in there.
'Specially if it's got
a hot lady.
Cool.
Hold still for upload.
Whoa!
Fire in the hole!
Fionna and Cake:
What time is it?
You were like
a big nutty hard drive.
And everything went great
until you got cured.
Simon! Your crown!
What's happenin', lady?
Don't panic, but I think
GOLB is digesting us
breaking us apart
layer by layer
down to
our essential forms.
Betty?
It's good to see you, Simon.
It's good to be seen.
Dang.
From fun wizard to sad loser.
He wasn't fun.
He was insane.
I dunno. He looked
pretty happy to me.
Without the curse
of the magic crown,
Simon's brain
was no longer magical.
So your world must have lost
its magic, too.
And I've been locked out
ever since.
Oh, Betty.
So, all of this
is really bad,
but I think
we're gonna be okay.
As long
as no one else knows.
Oh, no!
Quick, down the stairs!
What stairs?
Oh! Shoot.
I'll deal with
whoever that is.
You guys follow me
to the exit.
Up, up, up.
Just a minute!
Scarab!
Hey!
Curious.
I always thought you had
an open door policy.
Everybody's pal, Prismo.
Hey!
That's me!
Well, What brings you
here Scrabby?
No one calls me that anymore.
I was passing through
the neighborhood,
making a delivery
to the Judgement Hall,
when I got an alert
about you.
Me?
Your Universe Breach Alarm
went off twice
and went ignored?
Oh. I just needed to change
the batteries.
Nothing for an important guy
like you to worry about.
Yeah, everything in
the Time Room is going great.
Yeah, well,
thanks for coming by.
I know you're
really busy, so
Prismo,
it almost seems
like you're
trying to get rid of me
What?
No, no!
I love it
when you stop by.
Let's bro out!
We can party like we used to.
I was never invited
to parties.
Well,
time to fix that.
Ugh.
We just want to go back to Ooo.
Why are we hiding?
Remember when I said
I wasn't supposed
to create
new realities for myself?
It's actually a big deal
and I could get
in serious trouble for it.
The guy who was at the door,
that's the Scarab.
He's a jerk god-auditor.
And if he finds out about you,
he's gonna report me.
And then--
gugh--
my boss is gonna
drop the hammer!
Your boss?
Gah!
Simon!
- Whoa!
- Fionna!
- Oof!
- Ugh!
Ugh.
Ow! Whoa!
It's okay, Fionna,
walking on two legs is hard.
It's not my legs,
it's this damn skirt.
Girl, you look
good though.
Weird.
You never had any trouble
with skirts in my stories.
Ah!
How about shorts, huh?
What?
What do you mean "shorts"?
Uh, you know, mortals.
I call them "shorts" because
they're smaller than us.
And their lives
are really short.
Having two conversations
at the same time is hard.
Oh! That's mine.
Is this cat hair
yours, too?
I don't recall
I'd like to take a look
around the cube
and see if there are
any more
"batteries"
that need changing.
Oh, yeah, of course.
Uh-oh. We'll take a shortcut
through the core.
Pick up the pace, Simon!
You really don't want to
get caught by this guy!
I don't care.
I mean, you show me
all my messed-up past
and expect me to just shrug
it off like it's no big deal.
"Just move forward,
Simon."
Well, maybe I don't want
to move forward.
Maybe I just want to sit
right here.
Ugh, this guy.
Oh, sweet!
Wow!
What the heck
are those things?
That's the Time Core.
I don't think they're
actually alive.
Maybe? They send time waves
throughout the multiverse
that are experienced
as the passage of time.
Now, see, you said
that word before,
and I pretended
to understand,
but I've got the education
of a house cat.
What's the multi-universe?
I'll show you.
This is the multiverse,
a huge web of all
the different realities
elegantly connected
like an anthill
or a camp counselor
relationship chart.
Where is our world
on this map?
Your universe is
unauthorized,
so, it's
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
over here.
Dang, that looks
so lonely.
Yeah, because I kind of made
your universe off the books,
it can't really be part
of the multiverse.
Just the fact that you exist
could have
totally unpredictable effects
on the other realities.
You're like free radicals.
Awesome!
That sounds cool!
Yeah
So majestic.
Trillions of waves
of time
spreading across creation
in a mighty gush.
Eh, the colors
give me a headache.
Prismo!
Are we close?
Just through this door.
Finally!
We're going back adventurin'!
I can't wait!
- Huh?
- Huh?
Is the circle ready?
Just finished.
Oh, hey, what's up?
And the new battery?
You already know.
You're me.
Ha-ha.
Yeah, this is confusing.
Prismo!
Where's the exit?!
It's been cool
hanging out
but you got to
go back now.
- What!?
- What!?
Simon-- do the thing
with the portal!
No way.
I am not going through
that heartache again.
We're out, too!
- Stop!
- We go where we want!
Fionna!
Cake!
That's the last time
I make an unauthorized universe.
Unauthorized universe?
Crap.
What do you think
about the stuff he said?
Are we not real people?
Heck yeah,
we're real!
So what if he made us?
We're making our own selves
from now on!
I always knew you were
a smart cat.
Ugh!
Ah, come on, Scrabby.
Let's make a deal.
I can get you anything you want!
A new ride?
Big dung ball?
Ah!
Not my hot n' spicy.
You just handed me
the only thing I want.
My pickles?
The Time Room!
I should have been Wishmaster,
and I will be!
All I have to do is turn
in your rogue universe
to prove you're unworthy.
Pssh, what am I worried about?
You'll never find him.
It's hidden in a person?
Crap, crap!
He's here, isn't he?
No.
I donked up.
Join the club.
We've been running for so long,
I'm gonna throw up.
There's a light up ahead.
It must be the exit!.
Hold on!
- Adventure time!
- Adventure time!
- Huh?
- Huh?
What's up?
What the heck?
Did you just make
us go through a big circle?
Okay,
we're out of time.
You need to get back
inside his head now.
Found you!
Ah, the crossovers.
You're evidence.
You're getting egged, too.
And after that,
into the incinerator
with the rest of the trash.
Uh no!
They're Fionna and Cake
and they go where they want!
Run!
And keep running!
This dude will hunt you
like a polar bear!
Prismo
Hit the button and hold
on tight to each other!
What's the point?
Ow!
You dum-dum!
If you don't help us, Simon,
our entire world
and everyone we know will die!
Please!
Help us!
Go!
Actually, I think I might
be able to--
Are we back in
the magic world?
No, this doesn't
look like Ooo.
What are we gonna do?
That bug guy's still after us
and we can't take him on.
I used to be able to stop whole
armies of jerks like that,
but I'm useless now.
Uh, yeah, we know.
Ooh!
Maybe this can get us back.
Yeah!
Hmm Hmm
Let's just
button mash it.
Wait, wait, wait!
We don't know
what channel number
corresponds to Ooo.
We could end right back
in the Time Room
where the Scarab
will bite my head off!
Well,
I could use a bite.
I'm hungry, Fionna.
I'll check
my new backpack.
Got anything in that
big ol' muumuu?
Oh, found something.
Sandwiches!
I know a way I can protect you
from the Scarab,
bring back magic to your world,
and make it last forever.
I need to become
Ice King again.