Afro Samurai (2007) s01e04 Episode Script
Kuma
AFRO SAMURAI Episode 4 Add one more body to the body toll.
May God rest this poor bastard's soul.
Yo, Afro! Ain't you gonna say nuthin'? I'm talking to you.
I said I'm talking to you! Long time, no see, Afro.
Hey, correct me if I'm wrong, But, I don't think a teddy bear is supposed to be walking around a damn kimono strapped with blades.
I got a bad feeling about this.
You don't want to be messing with this guy, Afro.
I'm telling you, man.
That sht ain't natural! He might look cute and all, but I got a suspicion this one's a pro! He for real! Look, I know you got mad skills and all and I ain't trying to be pessamistic here, But you headed straight to the dirt nap.
[coughing.]
Please! This time you could really bite it, and I ain't going with you! You sure about this? Because if you is Suit yourself.
Oh, man! Hey hey hey hey Yo yo yo! Yo wait up, wait up, hold up! Damn, you one stubborn samurai.
Com'on man, chill, listen to what I gotta say for once, please.
Ooooh, watch it! He about to bust a two sword move on you.
Oh, watch ya left, man.
No no no no no, watch ya right! Why do you not draw out your sword? If you want the Number One, you must first defeat me.
You have come to defeat the Number One, haven't you? If you wear the Number Two band, then you must fight.
' the hell? Perhaps the rumors of the Afro Samurai are not true, That he cuts all that stand in his path, That his only movement is forward.
But you just look like an afro headed coward! Come to think of it, I can't even take a warrior with such stupid hair seriously! Afro! What the dealio B'? If you gonna run, run! If you gonna fight, then damnit, fight! Such a fleeting moment in time Nothing remains, Everything ends! One! There is no such thing as killing with strength or speed only.
Kill the enemy with one calm, powerful stroke.
Two.
The only form is action.
Striking without thought is the only way to kill the enemy.
Stop! Listen.
The point of dueling is to kill your enemy.
Not twisting and turning, demonstrating flowery form.
The only position is no position.
Where you hold your sword depends on your relationship with your opponent on the terrain and the situation.
Act as the sea when the enemy is like the mountain.
Act as the mountain when the enemy is like the sea.
Keep this in mind, all of you.
Yes Master! Real attacks are not static or with cooperative opponents.
Stick with the moves you've learned in class and you will die.
Even a glancing blow can unbalance your opponent and cripple his next offensive.
Hey, Jinno.
I have a question.
Why do you use two swords instead of one? With two I can be the best, Otsuru.
See, there're lots of reasons.
For example, it's great if you ever have to fight more than one opponent at a time.
You see, with two smaller blades, I can swing faster than a guy with both hands on one big sword.
And I can attack and defend at the same time.
I could even fight if one of my arms got cut off, 'cause I'd still have one left.
It's really the ultimate fighting style.
Hmm? Oops, sorry.
Guess I got a little carried away.
I'm done.
Was your meal yummy Afro? Jinno.
You're really serious about sword fighting, aren't you? Of course.
I have to protect everyone.
You.
Afro.
All the students here.
When Sword Master is too old to fight, I'm gonna have to be strong enough to look after this place.
I heard some pip-squeak's been running loose, killing assassins.
That pip-squeak wouldn't happen to be a kid like this one we've got here, would it? I think we got a match here, boys.
Eh, pip-squeak? Wanna know where I can find the Number Two.
Dunno nuthin' about it.
So what're you gonna do about that? 'Cause you see, we're on the same path, kid.
Rumors of the Number Two led us to this dump.
And we can't have no kid chasing our prize.
Afro! Jinno! What have you gotten yourself into? Okay, you and I are gonna talk about this later.
But first, I gotta save your dumbass.
You son of a- Afro! Tell me what you know! Where's the Number Two? Number Two is quite near Oh, it's you again.
There you go, sonny.
You just can't get enough lemonade, can you? Afro.
Forget avenging your father.
Live your own life.
Otsuru cares about you, I care about you.
We're your family now.
Look at that.
So beautiful.
Wow.
Oh man.
Say, you reckon I could be as strong as Master? With your skills Sasuke? I'd say it'll take at least 50 years.
50 years! Whoa! Check out that one! To get as strong as Master takes time.
His training must've been a 100 times harder than ours.
Man! I could be dead in 50 years.
Or even worse than that, old.
Dead.
Man, Sasuke.
Why do you always have to be so dang morbid? He is right in a way though.
I mean we can't know for sure if any of us will be around 50 years from now.
Or even, 10 years from now.
So there's no use in worrying about being as good as the Sword Master.
That's why you always have to live and fight like it's your last day or eat like it's your last meal.
Wow.
Cool.
Wow.
That is so bright! Man, I sure hope my last meal has lots of mushrooms in it.
I want my last meal to be absolutely smothered in chili peppers.
Oh man.
I could go for a chicken cutlet.
Afro, what about you? What do you want? Afro wants linamode.
Right Afro? Otsuru, it's lemonade, not linamode.
That's not a meal Otsuru.
Huh? It's ok.
What would you like on your last day? I want those! Those fireworks are my favorite kind.
Good day, sir.
Well, hello there.
Thank you always for your kind business with us.
Say, that Sword Master of yours Is he alright? Huh? On the festival evening, I heard that some rogue tried to start up a fight with him.
There are some odd talks around the town.
That some sword dojo master is the owner of the Number Two headband And they say that his students have been brainwashed to be watchdogs.
What? Our Sword Master wouldn't! Sorry! Sorry.
I didn't mean to I mean there are plenty of other Sword Masters everywhere, So it must be some other man.
Jinno.
Did I wake you? You should get some rest.
Master I smell blood.
I was attacked, but that fool lost his life instead.
Sasuke.
Jinno.
Afro.
On this day, we commemorate your graduation.
You are now great warriors.
Use wisely the sword skills you have acquired.
Master.
Yes, Afro? There is something I would like to know.
Afro.
Are you really Number Two? Afro.
After the midnight, before the Boulè Tree, I will be waiting.
I meant to take the secret to the grave, but I see I have no choice.
Choose, Afro Samurai! Forget revenge Or fight me to the death for the Number Two headband! But know you well this truth.
If you win, you will know no friend.
No joy.
No love.
Only the murderous violence the Number Two headband incites in the heart of every man who desires the power of the Number One.
Truly, can you handle that burden? Afro! Master, what's going on? Master, please stop! Afro, what are you doing? Master? There he is! Quit your wasting your time with that kid! Jinno.
Fight us! The Number Two headband is mine! Master? Jinno.
Take everyone and run.
Run and live.
Now you will see what it means to wear the Number Two headband.
Master! Master! No! Fool! Stay out of this! Master! Stay away from me! Let's see what you've got.
Playtime's over, kiddies.
Sasuke! No! Jiro! Matasaburo! Otsuru! Jinno! Jinno Afro.
You have chosen your path.
Afro No Don't Why? Why did you kill our Master? What have you done? She's dead, and you You chose revenge over our Master.
Over everyone.
We're your family.
Why? For my true father.
What about us? What about us? I Treated you as my brother.
I will never forgive you.
Jinno! Hey Afro.
Boo.
What you're waiting for? You really sure that's the right decision? I mean, if you don't wanna wear it, it's okay man.
Don't do it man, seriously.
Don't do it.
Damn, there goes the neighborhood Good.
I'm glad you've lasted this long.
I want you to die slowly.
I want you to burn, bleed, suffer as I have.
Come on! What is taking so long? Just finish him off! I take orders from no one! How dare you? You will obey my orders and finish the Afro.
You must not fail as the Empty Seven have.
Don't compare me to them.
I don't care about the useless headband.
I just want Afro! I want him hurt! I want him crippled! He'll bleed for all the pain he's caused.
Do what you want, then.
You don't know how long I've waited.
To avenge the deaths of those who loved and trusted you! My tears have never stopped falling.
Since that day.
Jinno.
TO BE CONTINUED AFRO SAMURAI Subtitled for your Enjoyment by: omz007 Downloadable From SUBSCENE.
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May God rest this poor bastard's soul.
Yo, Afro! Ain't you gonna say nuthin'? I'm talking to you.
I said I'm talking to you! Long time, no see, Afro.
Hey, correct me if I'm wrong, But, I don't think a teddy bear is supposed to be walking around a damn kimono strapped with blades.
I got a bad feeling about this.
You don't want to be messing with this guy, Afro.
I'm telling you, man.
That sht ain't natural! He might look cute and all, but I got a suspicion this one's a pro! He for real! Look, I know you got mad skills and all and I ain't trying to be pessamistic here, But you headed straight to the dirt nap.
[coughing.]
Please! This time you could really bite it, and I ain't going with you! You sure about this? Because if you is Suit yourself.
Oh, man! Hey hey hey hey Yo yo yo! Yo wait up, wait up, hold up! Damn, you one stubborn samurai.
Com'on man, chill, listen to what I gotta say for once, please.
Ooooh, watch it! He about to bust a two sword move on you.
Oh, watch ya left, man.
No no no no no, watch ya right! Why do you not draw out your sword? If you want the Number One, you must first defeat me.
You have come to defeat the Number One, haven't you? If you wear the Number Two band, then you must fight.
' the hell? Perhaps the rumors of the Afro Samurai are not true, That he cuts all that stand in his path, That his only movement is forward.
But you just look like an afro headed coward! Come to think of it, I can't even take a warrior with such stupid hair seriously! Afro! What the dealio B'? If you gonna run, run! If you gonna fight, then damnit, fight! Such a fleeting moment in time Nothing remains, Everything ends! One! There is no such thing as killing with strength or speed only.
Kill the enemy with one calm, powerful stroke.
Two.
The only form is action.
Striking without thought is the only way to kill the enemy.
Stop! Listen.
The point of dueling is to kill your enemy.
Not twisting and turning, demonstrating flowery form.
The only position is no position.
Where you hold your sword depends on your relationship with your opponent on the terrain and the situation.
Act as the sea when the enemy is like the mountain.
Act as the mountain when the enemy is like the sea.
Keep this in mind, all of you.
Yes Master! Real attacks are not static or with cooperative opponents.
Stick with the moves you've learned in class and you will die.
Even a glancing blow can unbalance your opponent and cripple his next offensive.
Hey, Jinno.
I have a question.
Why do you use two swords instead of one? With two I can be the best, Otsuru.
See, there're lots of reasons.
For example, it's great if you ever have to fight more than one opponent at a time.
You see, with two smaller blades, I can swing faster than a guy with both hands on one big sword.
And I can attack and defend at the same time.
I could even fight if one of my arms got cut off, 'cause I'd still have one left.
It's really the ultimate fighting style.
Hmm? Oops, sorry.
Guess I got a little carried away.
I'm done.
Was your meal yummy Afro? Jinno.
You're really serious about sword fighting, aren't you? Of course.
I have to protect everyone.
You.
Afro.
All the students here.
When Sword Master is too old to fight, I'm gonna have to be strong enough to look after this place.
I heard some pip-squeak's been running loose, killing assassins.
That pip-squeak wouldn't happen to be a kid like this one we've got here, would it? I think we got a match here, boys.
Eh, pip-squeak? Wanna know where I can find the Number Two.
Dunno nuthin' about it.
So what're you gonna do about that? 'Cause you see, we're on the same path, kid.
Rumors of the Number Two led us to this dump.
And we can't have no kid chasing our prize.
Afro! Jinno! What have you gotten yourself into? Okay, you and I are gonna talk about this later.
But first, I gotta save your dumbass.
You son of a- Afro! Tell me what you know! Where's the Number Two? Number Two is quite near Oh, it's you again.
There you go, sonny.
You just can't get enough lemonade, can you? Afro.
Forget avenging your father.
Live your own life.
Otsuru cares about you, I care about you.
We're your family now.
Look at that.
So beautiful.
Wow.
Oh man.
Say, you reckon I could be as strong as Master? With your skills Sasuke? I'd say it'll take at least 50 years.
50 years! Whoa! Check out that one! To get as strong as Master takes time.
His training must've been a 100 times harder than ours.
Man! I could be dead in 50 years.
Or even worse than that, old.
Dead.
Man, Sasuke.
Why do you always have to be so dang morbid? He is right in a way though.
I mean we can't know for sure if any of us will be around 50 years from now.
Or even, 10 years from now.
So there's no use in worrying about being as good as the Sword Master.
That's why you always have to live and fight like it's your last day or eat like it's your last meal.
Wow.
Cool.
Wow.
That is so bright! Man, I sure hope my last meal has lots of mushrooms in it.
I want my last meal to be absolutely smothered in chili peppers.
Oh man.
I could go for a chicken cutlet.
Afro, what about you? What do you want? Afro wants linamode.
Right Afro? Otsuru, it's lemonade, not linamode.
That's not a meal Otsuru.
Huh? It's ok.
What would you like on your last day? I want those! Those fireworks are my favorite kind.
Good day, sir.
Well, hello there.
Thank you always for your kind business with us.
Say, that Sword Master of yours Is he alright? Huh? On the festival evening, I heard that some rogue tried to start up a fight with him.
There are some odd talks around the town.
That some sword dojo master is the owner of the Number Two headband And they say that his students have been brainwashed to be watchdogs.
What? Our Sword Master wouldn't! Sorry! Sorry.
I didn't mean to I mean there are plenty of other Sword Masters everywhere, So it must be some other man.
Jinno.
Did I wake you? You should get some rest.
Master I smell blood.
I was attacked, but that fool lost his life instead.
Sasuke.
Jinno.
Afro.
On this day, we commemorate your graduation.
You are now great warriors.
Use wisely the sword skills you have acquired.
Master.
Yes, Afro? There is something I would like to know.
Afro.
Are you really Number Two? Afro.
After the midnight, before the Boulè Tree, I will be waiting.
I meant to take the secret to the grave, but I see I have no choice.
Choose, Afro Samurai! Forget revenge Or fight me to the death for the Number Two headband! But know you well this truth.
If you win, you will know no friend.
No joy.
No love.
Only the murderous violence the Number Two headband incites in the heart of every man who desires the power of the Number One.
Truly, can you handle that burden? Afro! Master, what's going on? Master, please stop! Afro, what are you doing? Master? There he is! Quit your wasting your time with that kid! Jinno.
Fight us! The Number Two headband is mine! Master? Jinno.
Take everyone and run.
Run and live.
Now you will see what it means to wear the Number Two headband.
Master! Master! No! Fool! Stay out of this! Master! Stay away from me! Let's see what you've got.
Playtime's over, kiddies.
Sasuke! No! Jiro! Matasaburo! Otsuru! Jinno! Jinno Afro.
You have chosen your path.
Afro No Don't Why? Why did you kill our Master? What have you done? She's dead, and you You chose revenge over our Master.
Over everyone.
We're your family.
Why? For my true father.
What about us? What about us? I Treated you as my brother.
I will never forgive you.
Jinno! Hey Afro.
Boo.
What you're waiting for? You really sure that's the right decision? I mean, if you don't wanna wear it, it's okay man.
Don't do it man, seriously.
Don't do it.
Damn, there goes the neighborhood Good.
I'm glad you've lasted this long.
I want you to die slowly.
I want you to burn, bleed, suffer as I have.
Come on! What is taking so long? Just finish him off! I take orders from no one! How dare you? You will obey my orders and finish the Afro.
You must not fail as the Empty Seven have.
Don't compare me to them.
I don't care about the useless headband.
I just want Afro! I want him hurt! I want him crippled! He'll bleed for all the pain he's caused.
Do what you want, then.
You don't know how long I've waited.
To avenge the deaths of those who loved and trusted you! My tears have never stopped falling.
Since that day.
Jinno.
TO BE CONTINUED AFRO SAMURAI Subtitled for your Enjoyment by: omz007 Downloadable From SUBSCENE.
COM