Assassination Classroom (2015) s01e04 Episode Script

The giant teacher, it's been a long time! Yes, I finally received my salary.
Japanese sweets are of excellent quality.
it's worth it to dress up to buy some.
- Stop! Come on, come on, what! I have to go to school where I have just been transferred.
Oh, are you a teacher? We are not arrows, give us a private lesson.
OK, I'll teach you to flirt by car! First: decorate your car! Tada! He packed the crate! Second: no secundo.
Everything is fine? Thank you very much! You are wonderful ! I will never forget what I owe you.
By the way would you know how to get to Kunugigaoka College? I introduce you your temporary foreign language teacher.
My name is Irina Poufanovitch.
Nice to meet you, everyone! How good is it! It's a pair of boobs! And otherwise, Why is it like this? How that annoys me The school wants students to listen to a stranger.
You do not see any problem that she takes care of half of the English classes? I guess I do not have a choice.
We still have an extraordinary teacher.
And she seems to have already been very attached to Professor Koro.
But it can be useful for the murder.
This octopus species is embarrassed that a woman sticks to him.
His head changes according to his emotions.
What can she look like when is he troubled? It has a standard glans head.
He does not even try to hide it.
It's clear.
He also appreciates humans.
The more I look at you, the more handsome you are.
Your eyes look like antidiarrheal pills, your joints are indefinable, I will become your prisoner.
Come on, you annoy me! Do not let yourself be fooled ! No woman would be seduced by that! We are not fooled at this point.
A teacher who arrives here at such a moment There is a good chance that it is not ordinary.
This way ! - Here! I had prepared several plans of approach.
But I did not think that playing my charms would suffice.
lrina Poufanovitch.
Occupation: hired assassin.
In addition to being beautiful, she masters ten languages.
Whatever the country, she knows how to charm her targets, even the best protected, and kills them easily at close range.
She is a specialist in infiltration and approach.
But the school can not hire a killer as if nothing had happened.
You will play the teachers to save appearances.
I am a professional.
I'll finish the job before I even give my first class.
Hey, go! Hey, assassination! Hey, go! Hey, assassination! - Hey - Mr.
Koro! Mr.
Koro! Mr.
Karasuma told me that you were very fast! But no, he exaggerates! I have a service to ask you.
I have always dreamed of drinking a real Vietnamese coffee.
Can you buy me while I teach English? At your service ! I know an excellent burnery in Vietnam.
And so, ma'am Irina? The course will begin.
We will go back to class.
The lesson ? Scramble as you sing.
And no familiarities.
Stop calling me by my first name.
I do not intend to play the teachers in the absence of this octopus.
You will call me "Miss Poufanovich".
And now, what are we doing, mam'zelle Pouffe? Do not abbreviate my name! You're a killer, are not you? You think you can kill this monster alone when the whole assembled class has failed? Kind of kid.
Know that adults use adult methods.
Nagisa Shiota, it's you? Come see me in the teachers' room later.
I would like to know all the information you have collected on him.
And you too ! If you have any useful information, come see me! I will reward you.
And you, girls, I will lend you men.
To be pro is to have the technique but also the network.
The kids, just bow down in the yard.
Oh, I forgot one thing The first one that bothers me in my work I kill him.
His kisses are to fall in apples.
She has some kind of brute at her command.
With it, the word "kill" takes on its full dimension.
And I understand now that she's a real killer pro.
But I also feel the same way as the majority of the class.
This teacher I hate her.
Study hour This is the first time I have to kill an unknown creature.
But I prepared everything.
And this little one informed me.
Someone managed to destroy a tentacle, without it preventing Professor Koro from remaining fIegmatic.
I think that if we do not destroy all its tentacles at the same time, It will always run away before it is finished.
Anything else? To attack it by surprise, it is better to stop smoking.
Even if he does not have a nose, he has a very sensitive sense of smell.
If there is only that, it will not hinder my pian.
I am Irina Pufanovich.
I have already killed in all possible conditions.
- I'm a pro.
- Say, mam'zelle Pouffe! Give us class, damn it.
Yeah, mam'zelle Pouffe.
I remind you that you are a teacher, mam'zelle Pouffe.
Let me go, with your "giggles"! Already, it does not write the same! The Japanese are not gonna make a difference! I will teach you to pronounce my name! Start by biting your lower lip! EXECUTION That's it, like that! You will spend the time like this and give me peace.
It's not a class, that! You brought in three suspicious individuals.
I did not know.
They are great professionals.
They know how to keep a secret, and as they are in love with me, they work for free.
Everything is in place.
I will kill him today.
Miss Irina! Here is the Indian tea you want.
Oh, thank you, Mr.
Koro! I wanted it for tea time! By the way, Mr.
Koro, I need to talk to you.
Can you come to the depot at the 5th class time? You want to talk to me? No problem ! For the 5th hour of class? I am embarrassed ! Here is your Indian tea.
Seriously? They sneak into the depot! I'm a little disappointed.
Mr.
Koro lets himself be sucked by this bitch.
Mr.
Karasuma.
This good woman, we will never be able to supervise her.
Sorry.
The government ordered me to give him carte blanche.
And then given the skill with which she prepared everything in a day, it is certain that she is a killer of first rank.
So, Miss Irina, what did you want to talk to me about? The infiltration assassination requires flexibility to adapt to the target.
I'm dealing with an unknown creature.
The best is to eliminate it before she suspects something.
I always fall in love with very special people.
This body, this force You are so special that I fell in love with you! Uh Yes, but You must think I'm weird, right? I must obiiger to focus on me so he does not notice anything.
This deposit has been refitted in one night to make it a hunting ground, my dear target.
To love you is too dangerous, Mr.
Koro.
Do not do that here! Stupid male.
Farewell.
Let me take everything away.
Wait a minute.
all! No impatience.
One minute will suffice.
all! Real baIIes and real weapons.
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We will not need these funny balls.
No creature can survive such a flood of fire.
Chargers will soon be empty Three, two, one, Zero, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, Sorry, Miss Irina, but lead bullets do not do anything to me.
They melt in my body.
And look at my face.
He has four eyes? No, two of those holes are my nostrils.
it's confusing! This smell of metal, which was absent until yesterday, and the foul smells of these types made me uncomfortable and teased my nostrils.
Even if he does not have a nose, he has a very sensitive sense of smell.
By pretending to be fooled, I was able to unmask you easily.
To shorten it you have been a victim of your killer routines! I would even say that my students are more flexible and dangerous than you.
And you know what ? I take revenge on those who try to murder me by pampering them! No! What? There were gunshots and then a scream and sticky noises! No! soo She is entitled to the total viscous! Let's go see that! Mr.
Koro! Where is Big-Boobs? You know, I would have liked to have a little fun, but I like to teach you better.
What happened in the depot? Pouffe has been dressed sober and retro! I can not believe what he did to me in a minute.
He untied my shoulders and hips, spent the oil, massaged the face and made a lymphatic drainage Then he dressed me back in a moment.
In the after, my God he made me all these things with his tentacles Which things ? What did you do to him? Will know Adults have their way to pamper themselves.
Oh, vicelard's head! And now, we're going back to class! Yes! You'll pay me I had never experienced such a demeaning failure.
I am a pro and I will avenge this humiIiation! Study hour Cursed octopus! Do not think I pulled all my cartridges! I resume everything from scratch! Why do not they even have Wi-Fi in this ruined building? She is thoroughly, mam'zelle Pouffe.
With that, his pride must have taken a hit.
MADEMOISELLE What? If you do not want to teach, can you let Mr.
Koro come? We have exams to pass, this year.
Want to study with this disgusting thing? Your exams therefore go before the fate of the Earth.
You are only careless minions.
And from what I heard, class E is the dump dump of the establishment.
Putting you to study now is useless.
I have an idea.
That's what I propose to you.
If I succeed in the murder, I will give each of you 5 million yen.
It's more interesting than burning for nothing.
So shut up and obey Go away.
- Shut up, fuck! - We want Mr.
Koro! What is this attitude? I will kill you ! Try a little! We do not need your big tits! That's what's bothering you? TEACHERS ROOM Who do they think they are for? They are lucky to be able to rub a guy like me! They do not have the slightest gratitude? No, not the least.
And suddenly, your class disintegrates.
Show them your apologies.
If you want to continue your mission And why this ? I have no experience of teacher! Let me focus on my target! Never mind.
Follow me.
Erromango, an island in the New Hebrides archipelago or "Vanuatu" What is he doing? He prepares interrogation topics.
Apparently, he always does this during his break on Wednesday.
I feel like it takes a lot of time.
At Mach 20, it should be quickly closed.
The topics are different for each student.
It takes into account the strengths and weaknesses of each of them.
He writes different questions for the whole class.
Chiba is good at geometry in space.
I'm going to concoct some trick questions.
He is both fast and smart, and it is also a threat to the Earth.
He fulfills his teaching role almost to perfection.
Catch! Look also at the students.
They are just having fun.
They practice stabbing a moving target.
I taught them this killer badminton.
Excuse me? Target and teacher.
Assassin and pupil.
In this strange class that owes its existence to this beast, each takes on two roles.
You insist on your professionalism, but if you can not be a murderer and a teacher at once, you are here the least gifted of the professionals.
- it will be fine ? - I'm fed up ! If you intend to stay here and kill him, stop scorning your students.
You are amazing in bed.
You are incredibIe in bed! Repeat! Come on! I had to murder a VIP in the United States.
I first approached and seduced his bodyguard.
These are the words he used then.
it means "You are amazing in bed!" What does she read to college students? It is said that to learn a language quickly, it is best to have a boyfriend from the country in question.
We want to understand so much what he feels that we are desperately trying to understand his language.
When my job required it, I used this method to assimilate a new language.
I will teach you how to woo a stranger.
I will give you tips to communicate skillfully.
Assimilate them and they will serve you when you meet strangers.
Strangers The other octopus will prepare you for your exams.
All I can teach you, it's the art of practical conversation.
And if, despite that, you refuse me to be your teacher, I will give up my mission and I will go away.
That should suit you, right? I apologize for the rest as well.
Why do you tremble, suddenly? You threatened to stumble earlier.
Finally, she became a normal teacher.
We can not call it "mam'zelle Pouffe" anymore.
that then Do you understand me? In hindsight, it was not very polite to call you that.
Yes, you have to find another name for him.
Go for "Madame Pouffe".
Uh If we took the opportunity to drop the "giggles"? You can call me by my first name, if you want.
The thing is, we got used to "hunch", us.
Yeah, we're more comfortable with "Mrs.
Pouffe" than "Mrs.
Irina".
So, with pleasure, Ms.
Pouffe.
Let's start the course, Ms.
Pouffe! There is nothing to do, I hate you! The students seem to have accepted it.
Yeah, if you want.
Do not underestimate the lust, snotty band! Thank you, Mr.
Karasuma.
I also want students to be able to talk with a stranger.
And to do that, who better than a killer who has traveled the world? Saigaud, did he even foresee that? I made my mind run He refuses to say why he became a teacher of class E.
But the more he prepares a ground favorable to his assassination, the more it offers its students an atmosphere conducive to study.
It's as if this monster made us dance in the hollow of its tentacles.