Ayak Isleri (2021) s01e04 Episode Script

Ayak isleri
Episode 4
Thank you.
How much do i pay bro?
Free.
Free coffee.
Exactly, bro.
Everyone comes here and drinks as much as they want?
Exactly, bro.
ABOUT! Brother Vedat?
How lucky you are, man.
Who, brother Vedat?
You young people. Look at this office, look at this environment.
Look at this environment, this office.
Look at this environment, this office.
They are talking here!
Boy, isn't that forbidden, boy?
Boy, isn't that forbidden, boy?
Do they advertise with messages?
Why me? This is harassment.
They send them anyway, brother.
- Why? - You have to file a complaint.
Why are they sending them? If this is prohibited, what for?
What was I saying? Environment, manpower, look, here are the heaters
Everything is. Where did we work!
Know your worth. Appreciate this time for your work, man!
Would you like us to discuss this now, Brother Vedat?
Will you leave the subject like this while talking to yourself?
What a courtesy, my dear Evren.
What kindness. Before you argue with someone
do you need a permit from Vedata?
So you don't see any progress in this dialogue
and because, you showed no improvement
me too, so my enthusiasm for conversation has waned, Brother Vedat.
- Oh my! - Exactly, exactly.
People of this generation
working harder than the previous generation, brother Vedat.
I mean, that office, creative projects, free coffees and so on
it's all a hoax, Brother Vedat.
They want you to work, but not feel like a slave.
Your enthusiasm for conversation has waned. The penis has shrunk.
Brother Vedat
Will you never sober up, brother?
Today is my day off boy.
My day off is today.
- Brother Vedat - I drink as much as I want.
I don't say anything about it, Brother Vedat.
But you had five coffees so
no sign of sobriety, brother Vedat?
Evren, I have one Sunday.
It's Sunday.
For this coffee I don't have to pay for it?
- Brother Vedat - Are they free?
Brother Vedat, in this business they don't see whether it's Saturday or Sunday.
We are in this business 24/7, brother Vedat.
Are you teaching me my job?
Wow, seriously.
Good job.
- Good job. - Thank you, Brother Vedat.
If we solve problems, I am very relieved, Brother Vedat.
I'm afraid you will react violently, Brother Vedat.
Everything's all right. I'm fine.
I'm doing well.
Let's sit for a while. Let's go.
Thus
Evren, I had a good drink on the balcony.
I opened a bottle of rakı, while the music was relaxing.
What is going on?
Brother, shooting of a new movie starts here.
Mr. Sermet wants to change the name of the film and convince the director.
Oh my God! What is this for?
Who needs it for? What's the name of this movie?
I don't know, bro.
It starts again. I have a bad headache.
What are we waiting for now?
They said to wait so we wait.
Damn Evren, when did we do what we were told ?!
Brother
Look, we are in a very famous manufacturing company in the center of Istanbul.
This does not work as it does in known industrial concrete environments.
Here we will solve the problem like people, brother Vedat.
Man to man
You're teaching me to be human, man?
- Brother Vedat, what are you - Why are you shouting?
She refines her role.
He is getting ready for the scream scene.
Did you come about the movie "Stupid Sermet"?
How are you talking to us?
Take it easy, Brother Vedat.
Who are you?
Who are you calling Brother Sermet an idiot?
The title of the movie is "Stupid Sermet".
Are you here for the audition?
Hearing means choosing an actor, brother.
What was the name of the movie? What's the name of the movie?
"Stupid Sermet".
Was there no other title to choose from?
Gentlemen, who are they?
Excuse me
Vedat is tireless.
Actor.
If you look at
this will understand
how does he know him.
A pan?
- I'm the manager. - Ha.
I am Gökçen.
Can we talk to Mr. Birkan for five minutes?
Mr. Birkan does not go to questioning.
If the interrogation is successful, you might meet Mr. Birkan.
- It will. - Brother Vedat!
Could we talk to Mr. Birkan for five minutes?
Unfortunately, there is nothing I can do.
I make it in the audition.
Relax.
Yes, an audition.
Please sign me up, Vedat Yorulmaz.
Okay, wait 10 minutes, I'll come for you.
Okay, wait 10 minutes, I'll come for you.
What are you doing, Brother Vedat?
Dude
The girl said that it is impossible to meet the director without going to the audition.
After all, you said you didn't do everything you were told to do.
You said yourself that we will solve problems humanly, not like animals.
This is what we will do. We'll go to the audition and do our job there.
We'll see the director later.
What do you know about acting, Brother Vedat?
Please take a step to the right, Mr. Vedat.
Slightly left, Mr. Vedat.
Left
- My? - Left. Your left.
Well. Now, it's time for the name, height, weight, work you were doing before.
Can you say that out loud to the camera?
My name is Vedat.
I am 178 cm tall.
87
My weight is about 90 kg.
As for work
it's hard to count.
I better not list my works with young people like you.
Of course, these are works
which someone has to do, right?
Well. There were a few such erotic jobs
which he prefers not to talk about, but nothing important. This is the past.
I understand, I understand. Well.
Now let's see you in profile, Mr. Vedat.
In profile.
On the right.
To the right, Mr. Vedat. No, please turn right.
Yes thank you. Besides, the director wants to see some feelings.
Let's start with something simple.
Smile.
A bigger smile.
Please turn around and smile.
Now laugh.
Excellent. Now I ask you to look at me Mr. Vedat.
You're angry.
Even more angry.
Even more angry.
Great. Mr. Vedat.
Now let's experiment a bit.
It's rainy weather.
The baby is outside begging, you see him and you are very upset.
You are so sad that your heart is broken to pieces.
Just when you are going to help him
someone comes and takes the baby
and when you see it, you wonder what to do.
Let go of the boy! Let the boy go, dog!
What do you want from this baby I'll smash you, let the baby go!
Fuck your mother !!
Mr. Vedat, what are you doing?
I'm very sorry.
Excuse me. When it comes to kids, I'm a bit
sensitive. We see events and atrocities everywhere every day.
but it's better not to bring up the topic of children with me.
Because Vedat is also an entrepreneur
has a gun license.
As a child, he suffered a lot
as soon as he sees a baby, something happens to his face, but it doesn't matter
zero.
Mr. Vedat, would you please put that gun away?
- Please, sir. - The magazine is still empty.
- Well please. - The magazine is empty
Sorry again.
Well.
Mr. Vedat, is there any scene from the movie
or from the theater that you can play for us?
Scene?
- Yes - What?
"My father and my son."
May be.
I can play a part titled "Give him peace."
Here you are.
Could you quote the words of Çekin Tekindor?
Unfortunately, I don't know it by heart.
I know.
I will quote brother.
We watched this movie together.
So.
Give him a room, Dad.
Let him have a home.
He has nowhere to go.
So.
Have you understood now what it means to have a baby?
It is difficult, right?
You can't look after him anymore, can you?
See what it means to have a baby?
Of course I can see Dad. How could I not see?
Are you aware of
how is it possible
not to see a child grow up?
Do you know that feeling?
Life goes on.
Some people will write new books, but you won't be able to read them.
They will make a new movie and you won't be able to see it.
You will want to listen to a certain song you like again, but you will not be able to do it.
You get used to these things.
While he grows up
I won't be next to him.
I won't be able to see his first girlfriend.
Dad, my heart is on fire, you know that?
I guess that's what it feels like to leave behind something that hasn't been done.
Recently I've been trying to push him away while he was hugging me.
I tried to do everything in my power to keep him away from me.
I hate myself for the pain I caused him.
Give him a room, Dad. Let him have a house
which will be allowed to leave from time to time.
There are so many things I would like to say to him.
You tell him, Dad. Tell him
Sadik
Mr. Vedat, I will definitely show this to the director.
Please wait a moment, please.
A colleague will take care of you.
Please have a cup of tea, coffee. Be right back.
An espresso, please, my dear.
Gökçen, what are you going to drink?
- Teas. - Tea, good.
My heart is on fire, you know that?
I guess that's what it feels like to leave behind something that hasn't been done.
Well, Mr. Vedat, I haven't cried in years.
Now I wasn't crying either, but I felt a lot.
This scene made me feel very good.
I don't like tearful scenes, I don't even like actors, but
I liked you very much.
Thank you.
I'm looking at your appearance now.
Round head.
very round.
Square body, like a cube.
A thin voice.
- Meaning? - But well
Incredible acting game.
It's a strange talent. It's as if you are a hidden gem.
Sir, I'm a student.
I am an aspiring actor.
I want to develop, I always wanted to
and it will remain so. I believe it.
So.
Great. I have got some idea.
Mr. Birkan, I'm sorry to disturb you.
Does the title of the movie have to be exactly that?
Universe? Evren Gokcen
Shut up Mr. Birkan is saying something, will you shut up?
Vedat Brother Vedat, my dear Vedata
We can't just accept this movie title, right?
Wait okay, leave the name of the movie now. Let's forget about it for two minutes, I'll be famous.
Vedata, my sheep, what shall we tell Brother Sermet?
Fuck Sermet.
You got into the role quickly, brother.
Evren shut up, let's enjoy two minutes here.
Let it go a little. Leave it alone.
Vadata, listen to me.
- I'm listening, sir. - I'll tell you something.
I usually come across idiot roles in auditions.
Usually for the bigger roles, the main roles, and so on
there is a list of 5-6 people we keep coming back to depending on who is free
First, we talk to them and so on.
There are some comedies, stand-ups that have been popular but
Honestly, I've seen you in one of those shitty roles.
Now I'm confused.
I have a strange idea but
- I will. - Yes, of course.
Listen.
Do you
would you be able to play the role of "Stupid Sermet?"
Mr. Director, there are no big or small roles.
But whatever you see fit, whatever the role it may be
I will play it in the best way, I will do my best.
If we manage to become a family on the set
with our beautiful energy, our warmth
with our good manners
I think this warmth will be felt by the audience as well.
Meaning
Playing the role of Stupid Sermet
It's an honor.
Mr. Birkan, I just thought of something.
The name of the film does not seem appropriate from a commercial point of view.
Why "Stupid" and why "Sermet"?
Let's do that.
Let's see how "Stupid Sermet" is doing on stage?
- Of course, sir. - Okay.
Of course sir.
Actually, a moment ago
you saw me in sad scenes.
See me in comedy scenes too.
Comedy is my forte.
- Really? - Yes.
Haven't seen it yet.
I was cold. If I wear a jacket, I'll feel better.
Fine as you like.
Sorry, director.
Maybe I'll come closer, Mr. Birkan.
- I'll sit next to you. - Come.
Let's start with this, Sermet is the mob boss.
So it must be frightening.
In other words, it must instill fear in the environment it enters.
Let's experiment a bit to make the audience believe it too.
Mr. Director, take it easy, don't worry.
You walk into a meeting and terrify everyone.
I will kill you all!
Can you do more with humor?
You're gonna kill people with laughter, huh?
Well.
Will we try something more, try physical comedy?
Like falling and getting up?
Yes, falling down, getting up, a fun way to walk that will make the audience laugh.
Something that will make the viewer laugh.
I'll kill you, huh?
And how?
Let's try a raid. Make it a house raid.
Let's try.
I went downstairs.
Open the door, police!
Police?
You are Sermet, you play Stupid Sermet!
Excuse me
I'm supposed to move, be fun, and fall.
I'm just confused about the whole thing.
Good good. Does not matter.
Anything funny can you think of?
A spontaneous funny situation?
A spontaneous funny situation?
Well, yes, director.
There's something.
I have a funny memory.
Can I use the phone? I'm using the phone.
It happened to my friend.
Should I read the message you sent my wife?
Should I read?
Look
Dear sister
I'll cut your head off and fuck you.
There is one more fun situation.
Something that happened to the same friend one day.
Should I go up to your mother and buy her two kilos of cookies?
Should I kiss your mother's ear?
What is this? Where did it come from?
These are my friend's memories.
I suppose it's sensory memory. Lord knows better.
The one that brings back memories.
Does he have any mental retardation?
Yes sir. You said it very politely, but
It is hard. His memory is also poor.
He remembers little and is late with the set.
He drinks a lot. Drink, drink, drink.
Teacher, should I keep trying these fun moves?
Let's get rid of a little of this ridiculousness, do you think?
Well. Lets try again.
Well. Lets try again.
Listen, I have alien hand syndrome.
I'll shoot! This hand is out of my control!
Look, my left hand is not strong enough for my right!
Good good. Excellently!
It's not enough! I can shoot one of you at any moment!
I can't stop it! I'm holding my left arm, my hand is not enough.
I will shoot one of you! I can't control it!
Mr. director?
What a beautiful art, how beautifully written.
- The director is Çağan Irmak? - Irmak.
I get touched every time I watch it.
It's great that you treated it humanly, Brother Vedat.
Dude, oh god!
I was afraid we had killed a man.
Perhaps it would be better if he died, Brother Vedat.
For him.
There was nothing I could do, I was so excited.
I thought the magazine was empty Means I didn't load it.
The man's cheek exploded. - Exactly.
The bullet got here
He got there.
- He was hit on the cheek. - It was close.
- It was close. - Well
Brother Sermet told him not to appear in his eyes for a while.
Very logical, Brother Vedat. It is very logical.
Do you think they will change the title of the movie?
Dude, we shot a guy in the cheek. They'll probably change the title.
I suppose so too.
I won't get the main role anymore!