Bang Baaja Baaraat (2015) s01e04 Episode Script
Episode 4
1 We are not able to understand that who belongs to whom.
Whose feet should we touch and to whom we should give Sari? Have patience, Manu.
That is why I have called everyone.
All these are subjective questions.
We will think about them later.
Let us first understand the main point.
This is Ranjeet Arora and his family.
Okay.
Ranjeet Arora and his first wife, Sushmita.
Right.
She is the younger daughter-in-law of the house Sherley.
That means Ranjeet Arora's second wife Sherley.
This one is the first child from the second marriage.
That means Ranjeet Arora's second child Daniel.
The child is naughty so be careful.
Now we come on this side.
This is the first one.
That means our daughter-in-law Shahana.
That means Ranjeet's first wife Sushmita's first child Shahana.
And here, the ones making ruckus on stage So don't ask me.
Yes? Who is that uncle with the cap? Very good question.
Brother, Lalita is becoming intelligent.
Really.
Clear.
Oh God Bang Baaja Baaraat Season 01 | Episode 04 Ori Pawan Pawan Pawan, what are you doing here? Pawan, what are you doing here? I am drowning.
Pawan Pawan, have you gone mad? I am not mad.
But you are mad and your entire family too.
Pawan, its not what you think baby Then what was happening there? Tell me.
Shahana Where is Shahana? Come on Bunty and Babli Bunty and Babli Not so good and not so bad Bunty and Babli Bunty and Babli They do party all I got so worried as soon as you called up.
I felt you are still waiting for me.
Fuck you, Sarang! Who do you think you are? That one day you will leave without saying anything and I shall wait for you my entire life.
Let it go.
You used to stay in my flat.
I used to pay your rent.
I cooked food for you.
You did not have money to spend.
Forget all that.
Whatever has gone will not come back.
I loved you so much.
How could you do this to me? How could you just abandon me? You want closure.
I will give it to you.
It was 6'o clock in the morning.
It was Thursday morning and and the light was just right.
And I thought I'll take a photo of you.
Because I love clicking your photo.
Do you remember I used to call you Dream Angel? The angel of my dreams.
Because, you were so beautiful.
From every angle and frame you just looked, wow! But that morning something was not right.
At first I thought the light was too harsh.
So I drew the curtains.
I switched on the tube light, lamp, torch but you were not you.
You were no longer my Dream Angel! Then you will not be able to handle it.
So I packed my stuff and left.
For you.
Where did you meet mother? Sushi Rashtrapati Bhavan.
Sarang just get to the f@#king point.
She was jogging.
I was clicking.
She stopped.
I went closer.
But I kept clicking.
And then we just clicked.
After that in every photo exhibition she was my girl.
She was you.
But morea better version of you.
And when she saw the photograph and she saw the title 'Dream Angel' she fell in love with the photo.
And the photographer.
So organic.
No, no No, no You can't do this.
Just break up with my mother and leave us alone.
No.
You can't tell her.
She will not be able to handle it.
Our life is picture perfect now.
I am the artist and she is my subject.
She is my mother.
- I'll be your father.
You are my ex.
She is my life, Shahana.
Oh God! WhoWhat are you? Why have you come here? I came because I miss you too.
What am I suppose to do now? You still love me.
Shahana Pawan, I know all this is really f@#ked up for you but I am sorry that you have come to know it in this way.
I love you.
Fuck! My brother is having a love marriage.
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Am I looking sad to you? Of course I am happy.
I am the father of the bride.
Give a smile in front of the camera.
Look, he is also smiling.
Can I get a tea? Yes I'm sending snacks too.
Just a minute.
Hey, get a side.
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Your father, just keeps anything anywhere.
You get ready quickly.
Everyone is waiting downstairs.
Come soon.
Shahana Shahana Who is it? It's me.
Are you okay? We need to talk.
But we have to talk for this marriage to happen in the first place.
He has to leave.
Pawan listen, please Shahana, I have not slept the whole night.
I understand what you are saying.
I listen to whatever you say and understand it.
Just today, you will have to listen to one simple thing I am asking of you.
In just half an hour we will be married and how can I ask him to just leave.
I don't know.
How do I know? I just don't want to see that rascal in my wedding and that's it.
Pawan, please mind your language.
And don't yell at me.
I am not yelling and why are you getting stuck in these stupid things.
Just try to understand what I am saying, Shahana.
And I am trying to explain you that I cannot do this at the last moment.
How will mom feel? What? How will your mother feel? How will he feel? And meI Do you still love him? No.
do you love him? Do you still love him? I love you and I am marrying you.
No.
yes or no.
Do you love him or don't? Do you love him? Do you love him? I - What? Do you, do you don't - What do you want me to do? Lie to you.
What does that suppose to mean? Yes, maybe there is a part of me that still loves him.
I cannot suddenly stop loving someone whom I have loved before.
Fuck! What should I do? You tell me that what should I do? Shall I jump from here, Shahana? Pawan, I know this is hard on you.
I understand it but I can't do anything right now.
It's too late.
I cannot lie to you, especially today.
Shahana, you are the biggest hypocrite I have seen in my life.
This act of 'speaking the truth' is so convenient for you.
How will you feel if I say that I am going now to tell my mother about it? Yes.
How will you feel? What happened? What do you want to tell me? Son, what are you doing? Everyone is waiting for you.
Is there any problem? There is a problem.
Pawan.
Don't do this right now, Pawan.
I beg of you.
Pawan! This is the problem.
Mom, I Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Tell your mother, it's getting late.
Wait, I'll be back in just two minute.
Hi, Sushi.
Murli listen, there are a couple of issues.
The hotel is not allowing the band to enter.
And the horse will also be not allowed in the lobby.
So you chill.
Don't stress about it I have sent back the horse.
You are done with it from here.
So I am asking you to pack up your belongings and camera and leave.
Get out from here.
It is enough.
Just raw emotion.
Mother, daughter and tears.
Have you gone mad? Show your face.
What are you doing? Can't you understand? Get out of here! What kind of a person is he? Listen it is 8:45 now and 9 o'clock is the auspicious time.
So Punnu, wear the turban and come on, you too get ready.
In next five minutes we will meet downstairs.
I cannot marry him.
- Enough.
Is this a joke? You are suppose to get married.
You both have done what you wished to do.
Now let me take it from here.
Ranjeet Arora will not be insulted in front of everyone.
Enough.
This marriage will take place, no matter what.
You are not bothered as to what the society will say or how parents will feel.
You are not bothered as to how we will feel.
Because you just think about yourself.
It makes a difference to us.
We do not stay alone like you all in an apartment but we live in a community.
That's nice.
Just half an hour before marriage you tell me that you still love your ex and now you don't trust me.
No more discussions.
10 minutes to the auspicious time, so just come down everyone.
Dad, you keep out it.
I will speak and I have a right to speak.
What do you know? I pay for it.
Your convent education, foreign trips.
By going around the world with my money you are teaching me what is right or wrong now.
Because I am your father.
Don't get angry.
You both are very intelligent.
You both had chosen each other.
You wanted to get married and spend rest of your life together.
So get along for some more time.
Once the marriage is over, nuptial rounds taken and everyone goes back home you can do whatever you want to do.
You can stay together or separate or get divorced.
But do not insult us in front of so many guests.
I beg of you.
Sushmita, you make her understand.
Mom, the priest is calling you all downstairs.
Tell him to start the rituals.
We are coming.
Fuck you! - Fuck you! What are you doing? I found a massager near the pool.
It is too good.
You also try it.
I am trying to call them but both of them are disconnecting it.
Shahana
Whose feet should we touch and to whom we should give Sari? Have patience, Manu.
That is why I have called everyone.
All these are subjective questions.
We will think about them later.
Let us first understand the main point.
This is Ranjeet Arora and his family.
Okay.
Ranjeet Arora and his first wife, Sushmita.
Right.
She is the younger daughter-in-law of the house Sherley.
That means Ranjeet Arora's second wife Sherley.
This one is the first child from the second marriage.
That means Ranjeet Arora's second child Daniel.
The child is naughty so be careful.
Now we come on this side.
This is the first one.
That means our daughter-in-law Shahana.
That means Ranjeet's first wife Sushmita's first child Shahana.
And here, the ones making ruckus on stage So don't ask me.
Yes? Who is that uncle with the cap? Very good question.
Brother, Lalita is becoming intelligent.
Really.
Clear.
Oh God Bang Baaja Baaraat Season 01 | Episode 04 Ori Pawan Pawan Pawan, what are you doing here? Pawan, what are you doing here? I am drowning.
Pawan Pawan, have you gone mad? I am not mad.
But you are mad and your entire family too.
Pawan, its not what you think baby Then what was happening there? Tell me.
Shahana Where is Shahana? Come on Bunty and Babli Bunty and Babli Not so good and not so bad Bunty and Babli Bunty and Babli They do party all I got so worried as soon as you called up.
I felt you are still waiting for me.
Fuck you, Sarang! Who do you think you are? That one day you will leave without saying anything and I shall wait for you my entire life.
Let it go.
You used to stay in my flat.
I used to pay your rent.
I cooked food for you.
You did not have money to spend.
Forget all that.
Whatever has gone will not come back.
I loved you so much.
How could you do this to me? How could you just abandon me? You want closure.
I will give it to you.
It was 6'o clock in the morning.
It was Thursday morning and and the light was just right.
And I thought I'll take a photo of you.
Because I love clicking your photo.
Do you remember I used to call you Dream Angel? The angel of my dreams.
Because, you were so beautiful.
From every angle and frame you just looked, wow! But that morning something was not right.
At first I thought the light was too harsh.
So I drew the curtains.
I switched on the tube light, lamp, torch but you were not you.
You were no longer my Dream Angel! Then you will not be able to handle it.
So I packed my stuff and left.
For you.
Where did you meet mother? Sushi Rashtrapati Bhavan.
Sarang just get to the f@#king point.
She was jogging.
I was clicking.
She stopped.
I went closer.
But I kept clicking.
And then we just clicked.
After that in every photo exhibition she was my girl.
She was you.
But morea better version of you.
And when she saw the photograph and she saw the title 'Dream Angel' she fell in love with the photo.
And the photographer.
So organic.
No, no No, no You can't do this.
Just break up with my mother and leave us alone.
No.
You can't tell her.
She will not be able to handle it.
Our life is picture perfect now.
I am the artist and she is my subject.
She is my mother.
- I'll be your father.
You are my ex.
She is my life, Shahana.
Oh God! WhoWhat are you? Why have you come here? I came because I miss you too.
What am I suppose to do now? You still love me.
Shahana Pawan, I know all this is really f@#ked up for you but I am sorry that you have come to know it in this way.
I love you.
Fuck! My brother is having a love marriage.
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Am I looking sad to you? Of course I am happy.
I am the father of the bride.
Give a smile in front of the camera.
Look, he is also smiling.
Can I get a tea? Yes I'm sending snacks too.
Just a minute.
Hey, get a side.
Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Your father, just keeps anything anywhere.
You get ready quickly.
Everyone is waiting downstairs.
Come soon.
Shahana Shahana Who is it? It's me.
Are you okay? We need to talk.
But we have to talk for this marriage to happen in the first place.
He has to leave.
Pawan listen, please Shahana, I have not slept the whole night.
I understand what you are saying.
I listen to whatever you say and understand it.
Just today, you will have to listen to one simple thing I am asking of you.
In just half an hour we will be married and how can I ask him to just leave.
I don't know.
How do I know? I just don't want to see that rascal in my wedding and that's it.
Pawan, please mind your language.
And don't yell at me.
I am not yelling and why are you getting stuck in these stupid things.
Just try to understand what I am saying, Shahana.
And I am trying to explain you that I cannot do this at the last moment.
How will mom feel? What? How will your mother feel? How will he feel? And meI Do you still love him? No.
do you love him? Do you still love him? I love you and I am marrying you.
No.
yes or no.
Do you love him or don't? Do you love him? Do you love him? I - What? Do you, do you don't - What do you want me to do? Lie to you.
What does that suppose to mean? Yes, maybe there is a part of me that still loves him.
I cannot suddenly stop loving someone whom I have loved before.
Fuck! What should I do? You tell me that what should I do? Shall I jump from here, Shahana? Pawan, I know this is hard on you.
I understand it but I can't do anything right now.
It's too late.
I cannot lie to you, especially today.
Shahana, you are the biggest hypocrite I have seen in my life.
This act of 'speaking the truth' is so convenient for you.
How will you feel if I say that I am going now to tell my mother about it? Yes.
How will you feel? What happened? What do you want to tell me? Son, what are you doing? Everyone is waiting for you.
Is there any problem? There is a problem.
Pawan.
Don't do this right now, Pawan.
I beg of you.
Pawan! This is the problem.
Mom, I Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Bang, Baaja, Baaraat Tell your mother, it's getting late.
Wait, I'll be back in just two minute.
Hi, Sushi.
Murli listen, there are a couple of issues.
The hotel is not allowing the band to enter.
And the horse will also be not allowed in the lobby.
So you chill.
Don't stress about it I have sent back the horse.
You are done with it from here.
So I am asking you to pack up your belongings and camera and leave.
Get out from here.
It is enough.
Just raw emotion.
Mother, daughter and tears.
Have you gone mad? Show your face.
What are you doing? Can't you understand? Get out of here! What kind of a person is he? Listen it is 8:45 now and 9 o'clock is the auspicious time.
So Punnu, wear the turban and come on, you too get ready.
In next five minutes we will meet downstairs.
I cannot marry him.
- Enough.
Is this a joke? You are suppose to get married.
You both have done what you wished to do.
Now let me take it from here.
Ranjeet Arora will not be insulted in front of everyone.
Enough.
This marriage will take place, no matter what.
You are not bothered as to what the society will say or how parents will feel.
You are not bothered as to how we will feel.
Because you just think about yourself.
It makes a difference to us.
We do not stay alone like you all in an apartment but we live in a community.
That's nice.
Just half an hour before marriage you tell me that you still love your ex and now you don't trust me.
No more discussions.
10 minutes to the auspicious time, so just come down everyone.
Dad, you keep out it.
I will speak and I have a right to speak.
What do you know? I pay for it.
Your convent education, foreign trips.
By going around the world with my money you are teaching me what is right or wrong now.
Because I am your father.
Don't get angry.
You both are very intelligent.
You both had chosen each other.
You wanted to get married and spend rest of your life together.
So get along for some more time.
Once the marriage is over, nuptial rounds taken and everyone goes back home you can do whatever you want to do.
You can stay together or separate or get divorced.
But do not insult us in front of so many guests.
I beg of you.
Sushmita, you make her understand.
Mom, the priest is calling you all downstairs.
Tell him to start the rituals.
We are coming.
Fuck you! - Fuck you! What are you doing? I found a massager near the pool.
It is too good.
You also try it.
I am trying to call them but both of them are disconnecting it.
Shahana