Batwheels (2022) s01e04 Episode Script
Sidekicked to the Curb / Keep Calm and Roll On
1
Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Redbird reading]
[Batwing] Whoo!
Can't catch me.
Let's go!
Missed me.
Whoo-hoo!
[laughs] Whoa!
Catch me if you can!
-Too fast for you!
-Whoo-hoo! [laughs]
[gasps]
Get back here.
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
[grunts]
Haha, you're it!
Dude, that was awesome! Whoa!
-What a move.
-Not bad.
For a car.
My wheels are turnin'
[both] And my rubber's burnin'.
[beeping]
Sorry to break up your game,
Batwheels,
but there's a Bat-Signal
over Gotham.
[Batman] What have we got?
[Batcomputer] The Joker
has been sighted.
He's heading for
Gotham Central Bank.
Huh?
Ready the Batmobile.
We'll be right there.
Wait a minute. What about me?
If Batman and Robin
are going on this mission,
I should go too.
That Joker Van is extremely
dangerous, Redbird.
Maybe you should
sit this one out.
You saw me in action just now.
Didn't you see that move?
I'm ready!
That was just a game.
This is different.
But I'm Robin's ride!
[beeping]
Do we have time for a snack?
Seatbelts.
[sighs] It's just not fair.
I should be going with them.
[Joker laughing]
You know what,
Bam needs me on this mission.
He just doesn't know it yet.
[Joker laughs]
Make way! Road hog!
[woman] Watch the paint!
Okay, enough joking around.
[Joker laughing]
Careful, Bat-bros.
Every comedian knows,
there's nothing
like a good punch line!
[honk, dinging]
-Robin, activate grips.
-Yes!
[beeping]
[tires screeching]
Very slippery. Let's see how
you like my uppercut!
Launch Batarang.
I'm with you, Bam.
Ugh
Most important accessory
on any vehicle? Cup holders.
Second most important?
Bursty bombs.
-Vertical.
-Roger that.
Now we've got him.
Gotta get rid of this!
Oh, no!
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
Yikes. That doesn't look good.
Should we send for the Batwing?
No time for that.
What then?
Well, when in Gotham
[grunting]
Red! Why'd you come after us?
I told you this was
gonna be dangerous.
I just wanted to show you
what I can do.
Oh, you showed me, all right.
I saw you throw
that bursty bomb.
[grunts]
Think you can get me
out of this?
Can I? Just hang on.
[straining]
All right.
I'm heading for the bank.
Batman and Robin
might need my help.
Ooh! Can I come too?
I don't know, Red.
I promise I won't
mess you up this time.
I bat-promise!
[imitating baby laughter]
Okay, I guess it could be
handy to have a little backup.
Yes!
[announcer]
Next stop, Gotham Plaza.
Home of the original
Big Belly Burger.
Mm-mm-mm,
those are straight fire.
Do we have time
to get a burger and
No.
[sighs]
[Joker laughing]
Your money or your laughs!
Holy axle grease!
The Joker,
he's robbing the bank!
No, seriously.
Give me your money.
And no sign of
Batman and Robin.
[Prank] Punchline!
[humming]
We can't take on the Joker
without them.
No, but I can put a wheel lock
on his getaway car.
What do I do?
-Just hang back.
-But
I'll give you a signal
if I need you.
[sighs]
[humming] Joker.
[humming continues]
What was that?
[gasps]
[grunts]
Whoa! Haha!
Nice try, dynamic duds!
See you later.
[Prank laughing]
Sorry. My bad.
Ugh, Red! I told you to wait
for my signal!
-We can still catch him.
-No, I can catch him.
You can go home, Red.
You've done enough for one day.
[announcer] Next stop,
Gotham Amusement Mile.
Be sure to visit the brand-new
video game arcade.
-Hey, do we have time to
-No!
[Prank laughing]
Well, isn't this just
a barrel of laughs?
[laughing hysterically]
Ugh!
Here I go again, biting off
more than I can chew!
You always were
all mouth, Prank.
[tires screeching]
Hope you enjoy my
power-draining joy buzzer!
-[buzzer] Night-night.
-Oh, no!
[grunts]
What am I going to do now?
I wish Red were still here.
I am!
Oh, Red! You came back!
Just giving you some backup.
I promise I'll stay out of
the way. Are you okay?
Actually, he zapped me
with this giant joy buzzer
and now I can't move.
Do you think you could
Oh. Of course.
Ah! That's better.
My power's back. Thanks, Red.
Now we better get moving
if we're gonna catch up
to the Joker Van.
[gasps] We?
You mean I can come too?
I'd still be out of action if
you hadn't showed up, Red.
[sigh] I was trying
to look out for you.
Make sure
you didn't get hurt, but
I was the one
who got zapped.
BC was right.
That van is dangerous.
Which is why it's gonna take
both of us to stop him.
-Ready?
-I'm always ready.
Engage Bat-Link.
-Light 'em up!
-[engines revving]
Whoo-hoo! Talk about
turbo-charged!
Whoo-hoo! Haha!
-[Bam] Yeah!
-[Red] Yeah!
Bat-Bros again?
I'd love to, like,
stick around,
but I'm late for a getaway.
Remember that bumper tag move
you pulled on me?
Think you can do it again?
You know it!
Let's give him a taste of
his own buzzer. Full throttle!
Wow!
All you, Red!
And detach!
Whoo-hoo!
-[buzzer] Night-night.
-Oh, no!
My engine!
What? No, no, no, no, no.
How did you do that?
Easy.
Eight wheels
are better than four.
[grumbles]
It's been a pleasure
banking with you.
But the early withdrawal fees
are too much!
Wha
My van!
You must have parked it
in a towaway zone.
-Oh, dear.
-Hey, Joker.
Time to say goodbye.
Bye, Bats!
Robin, let's go vertical.
[Robin grunts]
Hey, where do you think
you're going?
Huh?
[laughs]
There's nowhere to run.
-Huh?
-Now, how about that burger?
[laughs] Yes.
Ooh! And one for me?
Huh. You're funny.
Ooh-hoo!
Watch the suit, please!
Hubcaps! Look at 'em go!
Bam! Pow!
[laughs] Yeah.
You know, it makes me
realize something.
Batman isn't the only one
who needs a partner.
Whoa!
Our wheels are turnin'.
[both]
And our rubber's burnin'.
[both laughing]
[Harley] I stole it,
I stole it.
I stole the trophy.
I am the all-time champion!
Gotham Knights
are the champions, Harley.
They're the best team
in baseball,
and they want
their trophy back.
[engine revving]
What? Batman was too busy
cleaning his batarangs?
He had to send in
some backup bat-person.
[Jetstah laughs]
[grunts]
[engine revving]
[Harley laughing maniacally]
[tires screeching]
Later, backup! [chuckles]
[laughing]
[giggling]
Engage auto-control.
Launch seat-a-pult.
[grunts]
[Harley humming cheerfully]
Your boss ran away, Jetstah,
but don't think for a second
you're gonna.
Aw! [chuckles]
You adorable little scooter.
Do you come
with a cute little bell?
Scooter? I'm a motorcycle.
[laughs]
Jacks to the max.
[laughing maniacally]
[engine revving]
Ah!
Poor little scooter.
Didn't see the boo-boo?
[laughing maniacally]
[engine spluttering]
Oh, man.
[train horn blaring]
And Harley is a-rounding third
and heading for home.
[giggling] Whoa!
Yeah, not.
[gasps]
[suspenseful music playing]
[laughing]
[grunts]
[laughing maniacally]
[whirring]
Nice try, backup.
See ya!
Bat-tracer!
[digital beeping]
[laughing maniacally]
Ugh! Oh, man!
Batgirl to Batcomputer.
Gonna need a tow.
[Bibi] I don't know
what happened, Moe.
One second, I was about to
catch that all-terrain creep,
and the next, I was getting
my tires blown out.
You can't let him
get to you like that, Bibi.
I know, I know.
But she said
I was just a baby scooter,
and it made me so mad.
Yeah. I don't like it
when bullies say
mean stuff to me either.
Right? I just get so salty.
It makes me wanna
[engine revving]
Hey! Watch the chrome. [grunts]
-[engine revving]
-[grunts]
Oh, sorry, my bad.
Sheesh! It's getting so
a guy can't change
a tire around here
without taking
his hard drive into his hands.
[Bibi] See? I did it again.
I can't keep losing
my temper like this, Buff.
You just got to learn
to keep calm.
Take a what do you call it?
-Uh, a cold pill.
-He means a chill pill.
And he's right.
Lucky for you,
I know just the thing
you need to relax.
A spa day!
But BC always says,
spying isn't nice.
Not "spy" day, spa day!
Just leave it to me.
[ethereal music playing]
[both gasping]
[laughing]
-[wheels squeaking]
-[sighs softly]
-[grunting]
-[Bibi groans]
[sighs]
[chuckles nervously]
[sighs]
[Buff laughing] Yeah!
-[laughs]
-[toy squeaking]
Come here, ducky.
-[chuckles]
-Ow!
Hold still!
I can't help it, it tickles!
-[giggles]
-[groans]
[hoarsely] All right, I'm fine.
I'm good.
[sighs]
Batwing was so right.
I feel totally calm now.
[chuckles] Yeah,
I bet you can stay calm
no matter what names
you get called.
[Batwing clears throat]
Welcome to Batwing's
wheels and balance class.
Today, we will learn to relax
by getting in touch
with our inner
chakra absorbers.
We will try the upward facing
wheels pose.
Slowly lift your right side
wheels off the ground.
-Now
-[Bibi grunts]
gently move your steering
wheel back and forth.
Whoa!
[chuckling] Hey!
Bibi's doing a wobbly wheelie.
[chuckling] Whoa!
She looks like a dizzy giraffe.
[chuckling] Yeah,
that's really silly.
[groans] Buff!
[Buff and Bam grunting]
[groaning] Oh, my zen.
[sighs]
I'm sorry, Bibi.
I didn't mean you were funny.
I meant you're wobbling
looked funny.
Yeah, I bet.
Bibi, I've located Harley Quinn
using the tracer Batgirl
planted on her ATV.
Better go get ready, Bibi.
Roger that.
I just hope I can stay calm.
[upbeat music playing]
Take me out
To the ball game ♪
Take me out to the crowd ♪
Steal me a trophy ♪
And make some cash ♪
Give me all sorts of
Fun things to smash ♪
-[music stops]
-[applauding]
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
[chuckling] Yes.
I'm here all week.
-[laughing]
-[alarm beeping]
No, it couldn't be.
[alarm beeping]
[dramatic music playing]
[Harley] Aw, nuts!
How'd she find me?
[tracker beeping]
Bad blinky thing.
[grunts]
[engine revving]
[Jetstah giggling]
You're not getting away
that easy, Harley.
[laughing maniacally]
Look at you!
-[horn tooting]
-[laughing maniacally]
[gasps] Well, that's new.
-[thudding]
-[squeaking]
[engine revving]
[engine accelerating]
[thudding]
[scoffs] Not bad!
Maybe you're not just
a backup after all.
But you could really
use a new ride.
[laughs]
[grunts]
-Wait, what?
-[engine revving]
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
-[tires screeching]
-I'm too close.
-[squeaking]
-[tires screeching]
-[engine revving]
[grunts]
[groans]
[creaking]
Are you all right, Batgirl?
All good.
Not sure about my bike, though.
It's been acting janky all day.
A throttle got stuck
back there.
Janky?
I'm not familiar with that
particular malfunction.
[chuckles] Better update
your language files, BC.
On the W.
Hmm. And no sign of Harley.
I'm afraid the tracer on her
ATV has been destroyed.
Maybe I can get eyes
on her from up there.
Just chill for a sec.
"Chill"?
My temperature is not elevated.
I did it again, BC.
I lost my temper
and messed things up.
I just get so mad
when someone calls me names.
That's understandable, Bibi.
But when you feel yourself
getting angry,
just take a deep breath.
[inhales deeply]
[exhales]
And remember
to keep calm and roll on.
That's easy for you to say.
Nobody's mean to you.
Batgirl accused me of having
outdated language files,
and I didn't become angry.
That's true.
So you're saying
if Jetstah and Harley
start getting nasty again
You ignore them and stay
focused on the mission.
-You simply
-Take a deep breath.
[inhales]
[exhales]
Keep calm and roll on.
[Batgirl] I've got a beat
on Harley.
She's headed out of town.
Let's bounce!
-[motor revving]
-[tires screech]
[engine accelerating]
[Harley laughing]
You're fast,
I'll give you that.
But there's one place
that I can go that you can't.
[Jetstah laughing]
[laughing maniacally]
-Off-road!
-[Jetstah chuckling]
Oh, you want to flex?
I can flex.
Activate ATV mode.
[engine accelerating]
Got four wheels now, huh?
Big deal!
So did the little red wagon
I had when I was five.
Take a deep breath.
Keep calm and roll on.
Keep calm and roll on.
[squeaking]
[thudding]
Boosters launch!
[whooshes]
[Batgirl] Whoa!
Whoa!
Awesomesauce!
Here we go.
[motor revving]
Not bad
for a kiddy bike.
[laughing maniacally]
Deep breaths.
Keep calm and roll on.
Whoa!
[whooshing]
-All right!
-[tires screech]
[Harley laughing]
No, you don't.
[laughing]
[gasps]
[engine accelerating]
[Harley] Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Harley yells]
[grunts, groaning]
Where is it?
Where? Where is it?
Where's my
Hmm. Wrong bat.
[sighs] Okay, you got me.
What can I say?
My bike's got power.
-[triumphant music playing]
-[engine revving]
[Batcomputer]
Gotham PD are on the way.
Shall we schedule the Batgirl
cycle for maintenance
to address the "janky" issue?
No, my bike is the GOAT.
Is that a good thing?
[chuckles] It means,
she's the greatest of all time.
[softly] Yes!
[engine revving]
[theme music playing]
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They've got Batman's back ♪
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
Bam, Buff and Bibi
Redbird and Wing ♪
Burning bat-rubber
Is their favorite thing ♪
If turbocharged action's
What you really crave ♪
They're fired up and ready
Down in the Batcave ♪
They're the Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪
[Redbird reading]
[Batwing] Whoo!
Can't catch me.
Let's go!
Missed me.
Whoo-hoo!
[laughs] Whoa!
Catch me if you can!
-Too fast for you!
-Whoo-hoo! [laughs]
[gasps]
Get back here.
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo!
[grunts]
Haha, you're it!
Dude, that was awesome! Whoa!
-What a move.
-Not bad.
For a car.
My wheels are turnin'
[both] And my rubber's burnin'.
[beeping]
Sorry to break up your game,
Batwheels,
but there's a Bat-Signal
over Gotham.
[Batman] What have we got?
[Batcomputer] The Joker
has been sighted.
He's heading for
Gotham Central Bank.
Huh?
Ready the Batmobile.
We'll be right there.
Wait a minute. What about me?
If Batman and Robin
are going on this mission,
I should go too.
That Joker Van is extremely
dangerous, Redbird.
Maybe you should
sit this one out.
You saw me in action just now.
Didn't you see that move?
I'm ready!
That was just a game.
This is different.
But I'm Robin's ride!
[beeping]
Do we have time for a snack?
Seatbelts.
[sighs] It's just not fair.
I should be going with them.
[Joker laughing]
You know what,
Bam needs me on this mission.
He just doesn't know it yet.
[Joker laughs]
Make way! Road hog!
[woman] Watch the paint!
Okay, enough joking around.
[Joker laughing]
Careful, Bat-bros.
Every comedian knows,
there's nothing
like a good punch line!
[honk, dinging]
-Robin, activate grips.
-Yes!
[beeping]
[tires screeching]
Very slippery. Let's see how
you like my uppercut!
Launch Batarang.
I'm with you, Bam.
Ugh
Most important accessory
on any vehicle? Cup holders.
Second most important?
Bursty bombs.
-Vertical.
-Roger that.
Now we've got him.
Gotta get rid of this!
Oh, no!
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa!
Yikes. That doesn't look good.
Should we send for the Batwing?
No time for that.
What then?
Well, when in Gotham
[grunting]
Red! Why'd you come after us?
I told you this was
gonna be dangerous.
I just wanted to show you
what I can do.
Oh, you showed me, all right.
I saw you throw
that bursty bomb.
[grunts]
Think you can get me
out of this?
Can I? Just hang on.
[straining]
All right.
I'm heading for the bank.
Batman and Robin
might need my help.
Ooh! Can I come too?
I don't know, Red.
I promise I won't
mess you up this time.
I bat-promise!
[imitating baby laughter]
Okay, I guess it could be
handy to have a little backup.
Yes!
[announcer]
Next stop, Gotham Plaza.
Home of the original
Big Belly Burger.
Mm-mm-mm,
those are straight fire.
Do we have time
to get a burger and
No.
[sighs]
[Joker laughing]
Your money or your laughs!
Holy axle grease!
The Joker,
he's robbing the bank!
No, seriously.
Give me your money.
And no sign of
Batman and Robin.
[Prank] Punchline!
[humming]
We can't take on the Joker
without them.
No, but I can put a wheel lock
on his getaway car.
What do I do?
-Just hang back.
-But
I'll give you a signal
if I need you.
[sighs]
[humming] Joker.
[humming continues]
What was that?
[gasps]
[grunts]
Whoa! Haha!
Nice try, dynamic duds!
See you later.
[Prank laughing]
Sorry. My bad.
Ugh, Red! I told you to wait
for my signal!
-We can still catch him.
-No, I can catch him.
You can go home, Red.
You've done enough for one day.
[announcer] Next stop,
Gotham Amusement Mile.
Be sure to visit the brand-new
video game arcade.
-Hey, do we have time to
-No!
[Prank laughing]
Well, isn't this just
a barrel of laughs?
[laughing hysterically]
Ugh!
Here I go again, biting off
more than I can chew!
You always were
all mouth, Prank.
[tires screeching]
Hope you enjoy my
power-draining joy buzzer!
-[buzzer] Night-night.
-Oh, no!
[grunts]
What am I going to do now?
I wish Red were still here.
I am!
Oh, Red! You came back!
Just giving you some backup.
I promise I'll stay out of
the way. Are you okay?
Actually, he zapped me
with this giant joy buzzer
and now I can't move.
Do you think you could
Oh. Of course.
Ah! That's better.
My power's back. Thanks, Red.
Now we better get moving
if we're gonna catch up
to the Joker Van.
[gasps] We?
You mean I can come too?
I'd still be out of action if
you hadn't showed up, Red.
[sigh] I was trying
to look out for you.
Make sure
you didn't get hurt, but
I was the one
who got zapped.
BC was right.
That van is dangerous.
Which is why it's gonna take
both of us to stop him.
-Ready?
-I'm always ready.
Engage Bat-Link.
-Light 'em up!
-[engines revving]
Whoo-hoo! Talk about
turbo-charged!
Whoo-hoo! Haha!
-[Bam] Yeah!
-[Red] Yeah!
Bat-Bros again?
I'd love to, like,
stick around,
but I'm late for a getaway.
Remember that bumper tag move
you pulled on me?
Think you can do it again?
You know it!
Let's give him a taste of
his own buzzer. Full throttle!
Wow!
All you, Red!
And detach!
Whoo-hoo!
-[buzzer] Night-night.
-Oh, no!
My engine!
What? No, no, no, no, no.
How did you do that?
Easy.
Eight wheels
are better than four.
[grumbles]
It's been a pleasure
banking with you.
But the early withdrawal fees
are too much!
Wha
My van!
You must have parked it
in a towaway zone.
-Oh, dear.
-Hey, Joker.
Time to say goodbye.
Bye, Bats!
Robin, let's go vertical.
[Robin grunts]
Hey, where do you think
you're going?
Huh?
[laughs]
There's nowhere to run.
-Huh?
-Now, how about that burger?
[laughs] Yes.
Ooh! And one for me?
Huh. You're funny.
Ooh-hoo!
Watch the suit, please!
Hubcaps! Look at 'em go!
Bam! Pow!
[laughs] Yeah.
You know, it makes me
realize something.
Batman isn't the only one
who needs a partner.
Whoa!
Our wheels are turnin'.
[both]
And our rubber's burnin'.
[both laughing]
[Harley] I stole it,
I stole it.
I stole the trophy.
I am the all-time champion!
Gotham Knights
are the champions, Harley.
They're the best team
in baseball,
and they want
their trophy back.
[engine revving]
What? Batman was too busy
cleaning his batarangs?
He had to send in
some backup bat-person.
[Jetstah laughs]
[grunts]
[engine revving]
[Harley laughing maniacally]
[tires screeching]
Later, backup! [chuckles]
[laughing]
[giggling]
Engage auto-control.
Launch seat-a-pult.
[grunts]
[Harley humming cheerfully]
Your boss ran away, Jetstah,
but don't think for a second
you're gonna.
Aw! [chuckles]
You adorable little scooter.
Do you come
with a cute little bell?
Scooter? I'm a motorcycle.
[laughs]
Jacks to the max.
[laughing maniacally]
[engine revving]
Ah!
Poor little scooter.
Didn't see the boo-boo?
[laughing maniacally]
[engine spluttering]
Oh, man.
[train horn blaring]
And Harley is a-rounding third
and heading for home.
[giggling] Whoa!
Yeah, not.
[gasps]
[suspenseful music playing]
[laughing]
[grunts]
[laughing maniacally]
[whirring]
Nice try, backup.
See ya!
Bat-tracer!
[digital beeping]
[laughing maniacally]
Ugh! Oh, man!
Batgirl to Batcomputer.
Gonna need a tow.
[Bibi] I don't know
what happened, Moe.
One second, I was about to
catch that all-terrain creep,
and the next, I was getting
my tires blown out.
You can't let him
get to you like that, Bibi.
I know, I know.
But she said
I was just a baby scooter,
and it made me so mad.
Yeah. I don't like it
when bullies say
mean stuff to me either.
Right? I just get so salty.
It makes me wanna
[engine revving]
Hey! Watch the chrome. [grunts]
-[engine revving]
-[grunts]
Oh, sorry, my bad.
Sheesh! It's getting so
a guy can't change
a tire around here
without taking
his hard drive into his hands.
[Bibi] See? I did it again.
I can't keep losing
my temper like this, Buff.
You just got to learn
to keep calm.
Take a what do you call it?
-Uh, a cold pill.
-He means a chill pill.
And he's right.
Lucky for you,
I know just the thing
you need to relax.
A spa day!
But BC always says,
spying isn't nice.
Not "spy" day, spa day!
Just leave it to me.
[ethereal music playing]
[both gasping]
[laughing]
-[wheels squeaking]
-[sighs softly]
-[grunting]
-[Bibi groans]
[sighs]
[chuckles nervously]
[sighs]
[Buff laughing] Yeah!
-[laughs]
-[toy squeaking]
Come here, ducky.
-[chuckles]
-Ow!
Hold still!
I can't help it, it tickles!
-[giggles]
-[groans]
[hoarsely] All right, I'm fine.
I'm good.
[sighs]
Batwing was so right.
I feel totally calm now.
[chuckles] Yeah,
I bet you can stay calm
no matter what names
you get called.
[Batwing clears throat]
Welcome to Batwing's
wheels and balance class.
Today, we will learn to relax
by getting in touch
with our inner
chakra absorbers.
We will try the upward facing
wheels pose.
Slowly lift your right side
wheels off the ground.
-Now
-[Bibi grunts]
gently move your steering
wheel back and forth.
Whoa!
[chuckling] Hey!
Bibi's doing a wobbly wheelie.
[chuckling] Whoa!
She looks like a dizzy giraffe.
[chuckling] Yeah,
that's really silly.
[groans] Buff!
[Buff and Bam grunting]
[groaning] Oh, my zen.
[sighs]
I'm sorry, Bibi.
I didn't mean you were funny.
I meant you're wobbling
looked funny.
Yeah, I bet.
Bibi, I've located Harley Quinn
using the tracer Batgirl
planted on her ATV.
Better go get ready, Bibi.
Roger that.
I just hope I can stay calm.
[upbeat music playing]
Take me out
To the ball game ♪
Take me out to the crowd ♪
Steal me a trophy ♪
And make some cash ♪
Give me all sorts of
Fun things to smash ♪
-[music stops]
-[applauding]
Oh, thank you.
Thank you very much.
[chuckling] Yes.
I'm here all week.
-[laughing]
-[alarm beeping]
No, it couldn't be.
[alarm beeping]
[dramatic music playing]
[Harley] Aw, nuts!
How'd she find me?
[tracker beeping]
Bad blinky thing.
[grunts]
[engine revving]
[Jetstah giggling]
You're not getting away
that easy, Harley.
[laughing maniacally]
Look at you!
-[horn tooting]
-[laughing maniacally]
[gasps] Well, that's new.
-[thudding]
-[squeaking]
[engine revving]
[engine accelerating]
[thudding]
[scoffs] Not bad!
Maybe you're not just
a backup after all.
But you could really
use a new ride.
[laughs]
[grunts]
-Wait, what?
-[engine revving]
-Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
-[tires screeching]
-I'm too close.
-[squeaking]
-[tires screeching]
-[engine revving]
[grunts]
[groans]
[creaking]
Are you all right, Batgirl?
All good.
Not sure about my bike, though.
It's been acting janky all day.
A throttle got stuck
back there.
Janky?
I'm not familiar with that
particular malfunction.
[chuckles] Better update
your language files, BC.
On the W.
Hmm. And no sign of Harley.
I'm afraid the tracer on her
ATV has been destroyed.
Maybe I can get eyes
on her from up there.
Just chill for a sec.
"Chill"?
My temperature is not elevated.
I did it again, BC.
I lost my temper
and messed things up.
I just get so mad
when someone calls me names.
That's understandable, Bibi.
But when you feel yourself
getting angry,
just take a deep breath.
[inhales deeply]
[exhales]
And remember
to keep calm and roll on.
That's easy for you to say.
Nobody's mean to you.
Batgirl accused me of having
outdated language files,
and I didn't become angry.
That's true.
So you're saying
if Jetstah and Harley
start getting nasty again
You ignore them and stay
focused on the mission.
-You simply
-Take a deep breath.
[inhales]
[exhales]
Keep calm and roll on.
[Batgirl] I've got a beat
on Harley.
She's headed out of town.
Let's bounce!
-[motor revving]
-[tires screech]
[engine accelerating]
[Harley laughing]
You're fast,
I'll give you that.
But there's one place
that I can go that you can't.
[Jetstah laughing]
[laughing maniacally]
-Off-road!
-[Jetstah chuckling]
Oh, you want to flex?
I can flex.
Activate ATV mode.
[engine accelerating]
Got four wheels now, huh?
Big deal!
So did the little red wagon
I had when I was five.
Take a deep breath.
Keep calm and roll on.
Keep calm and roll on.
[squeaking]
[thudding]
Boosters launch!
[whooshes]
[Batgirl] Whoa!
Whoa!
Awesomesauce!
Here we go.
[motor revving]
Not bad
for a kiddy bike.
[laughing maniacally]
Deep breaths.
Keep calm and roll on.
Whoa!
[whooshing]
-All right!
-[tires screech]
[Harley laughing]
No, you don't.
[laughing]
[gasps]
[engine accelerating]
[Harley] Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
[Harley yells]
[grunts, groaning]
Where is it?
Where? Where is it?
Where's my
Hmm. Wrong bat.
[sighs] Okay, you got me.
What can I say?
My bike's got power.
-[triumphant music playing]
-[engine revving]
[Batcomputer]
Gotham PD are on the way.
Shall we schedule the Batgirl
cycle for maintenance
to address the "janky" issue?
No, my bike is the GOAT.
Is that a good thing?
[chuckles] It means,
she's the greatest of all time.
[softly] Yes!
[engine revving]
[theme music playing]
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
They've got Batman's back ♪
Batwheels♪
Four-wheeled fighters
Of crime ♪
Batwheels
Watch them turn on a dime ♪
Batwheels
They look great in black ♪
Batwheels
Hop in the back ♪