Betty (2020) s01e04 Episode Script

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It's Janay's birthday today
and I forgot.
Maybe I can give her
one of your weed pens.
Guys, where'd I leave my pens?
Ooh, I love ♪
INDIGO: What?
Go say hi.
So I just be like,
"Hey, hello. What's good?"
That's exactly
what you're supposed to do.
I'm Ash.
No board slides
'til you call me.
All right.
Hey, you've been acting
mad sketchy today.
This girl Yvette Torrio's
been talkin' shit,
and I'm tryna find her.
Hell no.
Let's go get that bitch.
Wait, hold on.
Lemme just get a bubble tea
really fast.
JANAY: Yo,
you need to watch your mouth.
Your boy needs to watch
his hands.
You need to stop talking shit.
Back the fuck up.
What you doing?
This is the worst birthday ever.
It's your birthday?
No way. Happy birthday.
- Where are you?
- Knickerbocker.
You with everyone?
- Kirt, everyone got arrested.
- What?
No, we ran away.
- Yeah.
Maybe you did.
Honeybear called me.
She and Janay and that,
that chick Camille,
they got booked.
We got to get down there.
I'm at Knickerbocker.
Where the fuck are you?
- Po-po never look up, bro.
- It's a lot of money ♪
Why are you mad like that,
like that? ♪
Ooh, I'm in my new ♪
This sucks.
How long have we been here for?
Like, eight fucking hours?
Cool, you're just not
gonna answer.
That's normal.
It hasn't been eight hours.
It's been, like, three.
- That's it?
This is pointless.
Janay, why'd you have to
start shit with that girl?
- I didn't start shit.
- Yeah, you did.
I wa I saw you.
You were all up in her face,
yelling at her.
- No! I was just trying
to talk to her.
It was Kirt who started
wildin' out.
- Can you shut
the fuck up, please?
I'm trying to sleep.
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
- Sorry.
You stepped into her face
before Kirt even got outside.
You have no idea
what you're talking about.
I didn't do jack shit!
- For the record, neither did I.
- Yes, you did.
You peed on a cop car.
- It wasn't a cop car!
It was a regular car.
- If I needed an alarm clock,
I would've asked y'all to speak,
but I believe I said
"shut the fuck up,"
so shut the fuck up!
Why do you even care anyways?
It's not like you're our friend.
You just used us to help you
find your backpack.
I care because I'm the one
sitting here in jail
and I didn't even do anything.
So, yeah, and I-I can't believe
you're still mad
about Winter Bowl.
Like, dude, are you serious?
That's it wasn't my fault.
- Please stop, guys.
- You know, I actually had fun
with you that day, Camille.
And then you just left us
standing there
like a bunch of dumbasses.
- I wish I could have
gotten you in,
but they don't let you in
if they don't know you,
and they don't know you!
- Please stop, guys.
- Okay?
They were barely
gonna let me in!
- You didn't even try!
- Yes, I did!
- What the hell is wrong
with you bitches?
- We'll stop.
We'll be quiet.
Sorry.
- Your girl over here
is freakin' the fuck out,
and you over here fighting
about a bowl.
What the fuck
is wrong with y'all?
- What's wrong?
- I can't get in trouble.
My dad, he's gonna kill me.
- You.
Time for your phone call.
- Hello?
- Hey, i-it's Camille.
- Yeah.
- It's Camille.
Man.
Sorry, I forgot to hit you up.
No, it's okay.
- I actually think
I'm still drunk.
But, there was a fight
at the Dome,
and I kind of got
caught up in it,
and I'm sort of arrested.
Sweet, innocent Camille
got arrested?
I love this shit.
- Yeah, I'm still arrested
right now.
I'm calling you from
the tombs?
- I'm I'm your one phone call?
No way.
Okay, okay.
Yo, I got you.
Just hold tight.
- Thank you so much.
I would call my dad, but
he just wouldn't understand,
and I'll get you back,
I promise.
- Don't go anywhere.
- Yeah, no, I mean,
I-I can't, but I won't.
- How do we get them out?
- The guy said $1,000
for each person.
- Each?
- Yeah.
- What?
We can make $2,000
so easily, bro.
I know you like dancing.
We could go busk on the train
or we could have a bake sale,
or we could sell weed brownies.
Shut the fuck up.
What?
- We're in a precinct.
Don't you understand?
- Okay.
- I owe money for weed.
- Okay, sorry.
- How am I gonna get weed
to put in fucking edibles?
- I don't know.
There's never a wrong idea
in the brainstorming phase.
That's what Janay always says.
I have the money.
- You do?
- It's to pay Farouk back
for the weed pens.
If I use it now, I'm not gonna
be able to pay him back.
I'm not gonna have shit
to give him.
- What the fuck?
- Shut up!
I had to take care
of some business.
- Business that got the same
last name as you?
- Family business.
I'm going to cash this.
- Waiter?
W-waiter?
- Yo, I need the restroom.
- So then go.
- I can't pee in public.
Listen, Janay, I
What I did at Winter Bowl
the other day wasn't cool.
And, um
you know,
if I didn't say thank you,
then that's fucked up,
because you really did
help me out,
and you saved my ass that day.
So thank you.
I appreciate
your acknowledgement
even though I had to get you
arrested to do it.
Yep.
But I did have fun that day.
- It's all good.
- Guys, I got to pee.
- Yeah, but, like, I just think
you owe Yvette her chance
to say the side of things.
I don't owe Yvette shit.
She's a liar.
- Maybe, maybe not.
I mean, like, think about,
like, Bill Cosby.
Like, if someone had listened
to all those girls
- Girl, remember
when I got Cosby'd?
Well, not Cosby'd
I almost got Cosby'd,
because he tried
to buy me a drink,
but I was in AA at the time.
- Right.
- Look, I get that this shit
is serious, okay?
Like, I get it, but
You don't understand, like,
Donald is a really good guy.
Like, like, I've known
this dude for a while.
- Yeah, but there's a lot
of good guys with dirty dicks.
- Super dirty.
- Yeah.
- I mean, like, yeah,
there's a lot of good people
that do bad things.
- Did you go
to the bathroom yet?
- I can't.
It's too tense in here.
Maybe I should sing some songs
about, like, rain or water.
- Just pee.
- Okay, um, how about, ooh,
"Umbrella" by Rihanna?
I could do
"Don't Rain on My Parade"
by Barbra Streisand.
- I love that song.
- I know, right? It's so good.
Um
you have any suggestions?
- Just pee.
Why are you taking so long?
Watch out.
Everybody, shh.
- Think of the ocean,
baby girl
a running faucet.
- Or the rainforest.
- Why didn't I think of that?
That was
- Ain't nobody talking
to either one of you.
Sorry.
- They didn't even ask us
any questions.
They came in,
and they just took him.
- That's not right.
That's bullshit.
- I know.
- Why do police think
they can do shit like that?
Uno out.
- Damn, Esther,
you're good at this shit.
- I got the money.
- Great, 'cause I owe Esther
20 bucks.
- Dead-ass?
- What was I supposed to do,
waiting for you?
- Are you fucking kidding me?
- You took a long time.
- Kirt!
- Hi.
Yo, you guys got booked!
Janay, remember when
you wild out
and that skateboard
went through the window?
My God, did you know
that I was stuck on a
On a, um, fire escape
for, like, hours?
Yo, I'm gonna remember this
as the best day of my life.
- Kirt!
Stop!
It's not me that popped off.
It wasn't me, it was you.
Like, you're so volatile,
I never know what
you're gonna do next.
- It's called being down
for my girls.
- You threw a skateboard
through a window.
- Not for nothing, though.
I had your back.
That guy was being
disrespectful.
What else was I supposed to do?
- Um, not go from zero to 100
and then get us arrested
and then bounce.
- Okay, I got away.
I'm sorry.
I'm lucky.
- No, you're white.
My gosh,
would you rather have it be
that I did get arrested?
Both: Yes!
- Okay, whatever.
Peace, you're welcome.
- Y'all want to get Deli Mama?
Egg and cheese?
- Hell, yeah.
- Palomino.
Wake up!
You made bail.
Let's go.
- Hey, t-the guy
who bailed me out,
is he still there?
- I have no idea.
- I know.
Yeah, next time, I'll call you
if it happens again.
- Okay, yeah.
Yeah, I'll be home for dinner.
Okay.
You too.
Bye.
- There she is ♪
Miss America ♪
- Hey, Farouk.
- Show me the money!
You know, "Jerry Maguire," man.
Seriously, though,
show me the money.
- It's only been, like, a day.
- What do you think this is,
a fucking 30-year
fixed mortgage?
No.
My money's past due.
If I don't get it,
I'm gonna have to
Fuck!
- Farouk?
- Indigo, I'm gonna have
to call you back.
- Hello?
- Yo, Bambi!
Let me see you do something.
- Yo, let me
I'm gonna go up there.
Let me see him tre flip.
Yeah, Luis,
you want to talk shit?
Let me see you do it.
- Yeah!
- Yo, Camille.
Looking like shit.
Up too late with Bambi?
- Nah, I was, like,
up with your mom.
- My mom?
- Yeah.
You jealous?
- No.
- Okay.
- Bambi!
- Okay?
- Hey.
- We're just doing
an Insta edit.
- We'll get you next time.
- Yeah, no worries.
How much do I owe you?
- For what?
- Bailing me out.
Fuck.
Camille, I'm so sorry.
I totally forgot.
My bad.
Yo, looks like you got out
on your own, though.
I knew you would.
You're a mad resourceful kid.
That's what I like about you.
- Yo, look at this, man.
- Yo, dude, that's
- Um, wait,
so what are you into?
Like, tell me a little bit more.
- Um, I like skating, I guess.
- I know that.
Nothing?
Okay.
Well, I like music.
I'm in school.
Um, I'm studying
music production.
And I want to score films.
I was actually
I have this concept for a movie
where it's a lesbian
period piece,
but it's all scored
with EDM music.
Do you like deep house?
No?
I made you something.
- Okay.
Should I be scared?
Holy shit.
You drew this?
This is insane.
- I Googled you.
- You Googled me
and this came up?
- I found your old Tumblr.
- No!
- And I saw all
the Fall Out Boy posts.
My God.
I haven't listened
to Fall Out Boy
since I was, like, 14.
Yeah.
I guess maybe
you're not into them
since, you know
deep house.
- No.
No, no, no, this is
This is amazing.
This is perfect.
It's the best gift
I've ever gotten.
Thank you.
- You're welcome.
- You like filming people
so much.
Is that what you want to be?
You want to be a filmmaker?
- Um, I don't know,
but the thing about filming is,
people say things to the camera
that they'd never say
to your face.
- Yeah?
What do you want to say?
What do you want to say
to the camera?
Okay, I'm Honeybear.
I like anime and horror films.
I'm kind of awkward,
and I know that.
- But I'm on this date
right now with this girl Ash,
and, I'm trying
not to screw it up.
- You're not screwing it up.
Ha ha!
Come on!
- Do you have tattoos?
- Yeah, I have two tattoos.
I have this one.
It says "love."
- I saw this one.
- And this one.
It has a skateboard.
- I'd be fucking dead
if I got a tattoo.
- Why?
- 'Cause I'm Jewish.
- What, will you get
in trouble for that?
We can't be buried
in cemeteries.
- If you get a tattoo?
- Yeah, but I have a secret one.
You do?
- Where?
- Like, when's my grandma
gonna pull down my lip?
You know?
- My God.
- That's mad funny.
- She'd have a fucking
heart attack.
- Let me see it again.
- How many times you want
to fucking see it?
- Because I don't be seeing
shit like this all the time.
- What's wrong?
- My friends
are getting me tight.
- It's okay.
I'm here.
- But I don't know what to do.
- Just shh.
- I don't know why
they're so mad at me.
I wasn't trying
to get them in trouble.
They should've run away
like I did.
- I don't think you should
worry about it right now.
Where you going?
- I'm hungry.
- Yeah?
Hello?
Something for you to eat
right here.
- It's not fair!
I'm a loyal-ass friend.
And now I'm being punished.
What the fuck is that?
You got any popsicles in here?
- I don't know,
maybe in the back.
I think in the door.
- What the fuck are these?
- Those are really strong
shrooms, dude.
- Why are they in your freezer?
- I don't fuck with them
anymore.
I had, like, one cap last year,
and I could feel my pubic hair.
I don't even have any.
Okay.
Can I have some?
- You can have the entire bag
if you make me cum.
Okay.
- Hell, no.
- I'm fucking Celia, bitch.
- No, no, no, I know, I know.
I know you I know.
Look, I just need to talk
to your sister, though.
Okay? Please.
- Yeah.
We've seen how you talk.
- No, look, look, look, look.
I know that you hate me.
I get it, okay?
And I'm really sorry about
what happened that night, okay?
Look, I'll meet her
wherever she wants.
She can bring whoever she wants.
Please, I just
I want to hear her out.
- Give me your number.
- I just I need more time.
- I'm starting to suspect
you don't think this situation
is serious.
- No, I do.
- Let me show you something.
- Fuck, what happened?
- What happened is Karl
got fucking pissed
he didn't get his money.
I told you
He does not fuck around.
Jesus.
- You got 48 hours.
After that,
I can't protect you anymore.
- Hello?
Hi.
Yeah, um, this is Indigo Autry
from
We met at the skate park
a while ago,
and you gave me your card.
I was wondering
if you still needed models.
Yeah, um yeah, I can be there.
Can you tell me
how much it pays?
Um, all right, great.
I'll see you then.
Thank you.
- Indigo, Honeybear, Janay!
I come bearing gifts.
Janay, come here!
Look, I know a lot of shit
went down at the Dome
the other night,
and I know y'all
are hella pissed at me,
and I know I need
to make it up to you.
So what's a better way
to repair a friendship
than by doing drugs together?
- I don't do drugs.
- I'm good.
- What?
These are grade-A
natural mushrooms.
A vegan gave them to me.
You know they care about
what they put in their bodies.
- Kirt, a bag of drugs
isn't an apology.
I haven't heard
an "I'm sorry" yet.
- Okay, fine, I'm sorry.
- For what, though?
- I don't know!
Having your back?
Fighting the patriarchy?
- How is throwing a skateboard
through a window
fighting the patriarchy?
Yo, she still don't get it.
- How about for starting a fight
that didn't need to be started
in the first place, Kirt?
'Cause, frankly, mushrooms
isn't gonna fix this.
- Fine.
It's like that, then.
- Yep.
- You guys wearing bras?
- What?
- I see her.
- She's over there in the pool.
Get in.
Just you.
And I swear to God,
if you touch my sister,
I will drown you myself.
- So how do you think
it's going?
- What, you think we got
twin ESP or some shit?
- No, just body language.
- The twin ESP thing isn't real?
- No.
You guys are supposed to be
wearing bathing suits.
- We are wearing bathing suits.
- That looks more like
a bra and underpants.
- It's not.
- The bullshit thing is,
I really did like Donald.
He's cute.
He's funny.
You know, we made out a couple
times when we'd hang out.
And one night, he invited me
to this party.
You know,
it's kind of stupid now,
but it was almost like
our first real date.
- It's not stupid.
- Anyway, um, a lot of people
ended up crashing at the party,
and, um
'cause we were just
a little too drunk, and so
I ended up
going to sleep on the couch.
But, um
Ooh.
- Sorry.
- It's fine.
Donald had his hand
in my pants.
He was inside me.
And I pushed him off.
I was like, "Get off!"
You know?
It's it's fucking weird.
And he said to me,
"Don't you like this?
Doesn't it feel good to you?"
I told him that it was weird,
and he left.
Next time I saw him, you know
I tried to talk to him
about it, and he
He said that I was the one
sending him mixed signals.
I was the one who was crazy.
He didn't even apologize to me.
That's when I started
posting shit online.
- She's telling the truth.
- How can you be sure?
- Because
he did the same thing to me.
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What's up, Kirt?
Heard you were in a time out?
MAN: Yeah,
where'd you find the rat?
She found me.
I would never do anything
to hurt you, Janay.
You are my best friend.
You can't blame yourself
for this.
Are you like, mad at me?
I knew this would happen.
Chicks always start bugging
over nothing.
What?
Where are you going?
I have a job.
You took the job?
I have debt!
Shit.
What, who are we hiding from?
Look, I don't need
to explain myself.
Honeybear!
Are you serious?
Yo!