Buddy Daddies (2023) s01e04 Episode Script
What Will Be, Will Be
1
Daddy Hey!
I want to do it.
Let me do it.
Let me! Let me!
I'll do it properly.
Okay. Put it in here.
Carefully.
Carefully.
Sorry.
Let me do it again.
Uh okay.
I want to do it too.
Oy!
Wait!
I'm doing it too.
Hey wait!
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Daddy. Look at me.
I'm exhausted.
We can't keep up at this rate.
We need to get a job soon too.
FUTABA NURSERY
Nursery
Nursery
What's a nursery?
A nursery is a really fun place
with pretty and kind teachers where sea
bream and plaice dance in front of you.
Is that right?
I want to go.
Bream and plaice.
Tuna salad.
They have some nearby,
nurseries and kindergartens.
Nursery? Kindergarten?
Just different names for the same thing.
Like fish maguro and hamachi?
I think you mean buri and hamachi.
A PLACE WHERE EACH NURSERY
TEACHER CARES FOR YOUR CHILD
It would be a great help for us
if there was such a convenient place.
Let me try calling them.
What? No room? Why?
You're full?
Go to the city office?
Why?
I don't get it.
Why do I need to go to the city office
to get my child into a nursery?
What are you gonna do about her?
I'm going to nursery.
The nursery is huge.
This is the City Office.
It's such a bother.
Can I talk to somebody about nurseries?
You can have a consultation
about nurseries on the 4th floor.
Thanks.
Hello.
Please take a numbered ticket and wait.
RECEIPT NUMBER
COME TO THE WINDOW
WHEN YOUR NUMBER IS DISPLAYED
COME TO THE WINDOW
WHEN YOUR NUMBER IS DISPLAYED
To enter a nursery, you first need
to submit documentation.
And the City office needs to process them.
If your child is four years old,
then there are several openings.
If you submit the documents
and pass the screening,
she can join right away.
All of the documentation is
inside this envelope.
We also need documentation
from your workplace,
if possible, with the company seal,
showing what type of work you do.
In case you are self-employed,
you will need a different tax report,
so it will be a little troublesome.
All this documentation is a joke!
With our line of work, there's no way
I can submit a family
or work certification.
Isn't there a backdoor to get in?
How do I know?
Stop!
Daddy, you are so mean.
I want to go to nursery.
You really seem to enjoy making girls cry.
All right then.
All I need to do is make
some fake documents.
What does "fake" mean?
It means the document is a "lie".
I can hack into the City office database
and make a Certificate of Residence.
They won't bother checking.
Having a shady job has its benefits.
Something bad?
Children don't need to know.
Daddy Kazuki is going
to get you into a nursery.
Yay!
NURSERY APPLICATION FORM
-While we are waiting for the result
-Nursery!
-we can check out some places.
-Nursery!
-Shall we look at some nearby places?
-Nursery!
Yay!
It's a bit nerve-wracking.
You are coming too.
Do I have to?
You're my partner, so come along.
No!
YUMEBOSHI NURSERY
Is this the first time
you're trying out this nursery?
So both of you are her dad?
Well
The thing is
I suppose so.
They are both my daddies.
Eh?
Daddy Kazuki is good at cooking.
And he made "fake" documents
to get me into a nursery.
Right, Daddy?
Well
Daddy Rei
is good at firing his gun. Bang-bang!
Gun?
In a game.
Oh, so a toy gun.
No.
He said it was a real gun.
My daddies do bad things
but say that children don't need to know.
Right, Daddy?
Thank you for having us.
Why did you have to say all that?
She was really suspicious of us.
Well, we are not getting in there.
No way.
Listen.
Next time somebody asks you something,
say "What Daddy says is right."
Okay.
I will be good.
Do you really understand?
AOZORA NURSERY
Right. Just as we practiced.
I'll do my best.
We got an offer at last.
We will definitely pass the interview.
Yay!
Right then
Can you tell us your name and age?
Miri Unasaka,
four years old.
Kazuki Kurusu,
28 years old.
You don't need to answer.
So there are two fathers?
It is quite complicated.
What my daddy says is right.
I see.
And all of your surnames are different?
It is quite complicated.
What my daddy says is right.
I see.
Miri,
I bet you are glad to have two daddies.
Yes.
Daddy Kazuki and Daddy Rei
will always be there,
and we will be really close.
You must be proud of them?
My daddies are not doing
bad work, you know.
Huh?
No, really.
Bad work?
No, it's ordinary work.
Cleaning up the city. You know
Are you busy?
Well, I get by.
We are closed at the moment though.
Be quiet.
It's difficult to work
and raise children.
We will cooperate with you,
so please tell us if you need anything.
What? So you mean
You can start whenever you like.
We look forward to having you, Miri-chan.
Yes!
-Yay!
-Yay!
Cheers!
We are over the worst of it.
It went well.
I've contacted the City Office.
The entrance procedures are done.
All I need to do now is
read this and prepare.
INFORMATION ABOUT NURSERY LIFE
There are so many things she has to bring.
Meal apron, hat, change of clothes,
indoor shoes, hand towel,
nap blanket,
cup, toothbrush.
Training pants?
Will she do weight training?
What is a smock?
Some kind of snack?
So difficult!
I guess department stores
will have everything we need.
Look at all this.
The most important thing
about group living is how you start.
You can't let other people mock you.
Is that right?
You grew up rich,
so you will have no idea.
Common people get ranked
based on their possessions and clothes.
I had to struggle with that, so I know.
At times like this, you need
to go with luxury brands.
Us too?
Naturally.
Commoners look carefully
at parent's clothes too.
Okay then.
Now, we are ready.
Can I go to nursery?
Yes, you are going starting tomorrow.
Yay!
Thank you, Daddy Kazuki.
Write the child's name on everything.
What? All of them?
It says it here.
WRITE YOUR CHILD'S NAME
ON ALL THEIR THINGS
All of them.
Sew the name on the futon cover.
How?
With a needle and thread.
You think I have one of those?
Attach a string to the towel.
"String"? What the hell is a "string"?
I don't get it.
Is this even possible?
Won't they mock us if we can't do this?
Is that okay?
I will buy a sewing set.
See ya.
MIRI UNASAKA
I want to do it too.
In that case
take this and write your name.
Yes.
I bought everything.
Daddy, welcome home.
I wrote my name.
MIRI UNASAKA
What?
Do you know how much that cost?
I mean
If I don't hurry, I won't make it in time.
Ouch!
Crap.
Band-Aid.
Oy! Rei.
Why are you sleeping?
What are we going to do?
We won't make it in time!
Somehow, we made it in time.
It's your first day.
Give it your best shot.
Yes!
She is already so fussy,
so I mince green pepper
into her hamburger steak.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Thank you for taking Miri.
Miss Anna, who are these people?
Miri Unasaka and her fathers.
Miri is joining the giraffe class today.
Nice to meet you.
-THANK YOU.
-SEE YOU.
-TWO HANDSOME DADS?
-IN GIRAFFE CLASS APPARENTLY!
-I WONDER ABOUT THEM.
-CLOTHES LOOK EXPENSIVE.
You are dressed so cool.
You are dressed like the mafia.
No, we are hitmen.
-HITMEN?
-HE SAID "HITMEN".
HE CAN KILL ME.
KILL MY HUSBAND!
Your clothes are lovely Miri-chan.
Let me show you the classroom.
Come this way.
When you come in the morning,
touch your card here to register.
Put your change of clothes here.
Put your towel here
and your toothbrush and cup here.
I can't remember all of this.
Write Miri's temperature and diary
in the notebook every day.
Here you go.
Thank you.
FEBRUARY 6TH. FIRST DAY OF NURSERY
I STAYED UP ALL NIGH
WRITING HER NAME ON EVERYTHING,
SO I AM EXHAUSTED.
I NEED TO REST.
Is this your diary?
-Eh?
-It's fine.
Normally, you would write about the child.
Some mothers write concerns here too.
You wrote your own diary?
Shut up.
Excuse me,
but where should I put her lunch box?
Oh, wow!
Daddy made it for me.
Well, this is normal for me.
Cooking is the only thing I am good at.
At the nursery,
we provide meals for the children.
Sorry, Miri-chan.
Daddy will need to take
your lunch box home.
What?
You stayed up all night making it.
You were sleeping.
We will leave her with you then.
Yes, see you later.
Bye-bye, Daddies.
Mission complete.
Let's go and let off some steam somewhere.
Don't try and get out of it.
I want to play games at home
Let me play.
No.
Can I play too?
You'll get dirty.
Let's go, Hinata.
YADORIGI
COFFEE - SNACKS
Delicious.
It's nice to take it easy at last.
You're dressed pretty well
considering you are not working.
We are going to work
from now on, Kyu-chan,
so please assign us work.
I'll think about it.
Quick! It's time to pick her up.
See you then, Kyu-chan.
Daddy.
How was your first day?
Did you have fun?
I'm not sure yet.
Daddy.
How was today?
A bit different from what I thought.
How was today?
It was boring.
Miri.
Hello.
Hello, miss.
Is something wrong?
How is Miri doing at the nursery?
The thing is
I wrote it in the notebook, but
it is about Miri-chan's clothing.
I haven't read it at all.
Her clothes are so different
than the other kids', so she stands out.
The other children find it
hard to approach her.
Do you have more casual clothes?
Something that can get dirty.
Where can I buy that sort of thing?
Leave it to me.
NIJIMASUYA
What is this place?
Apparently, this place is
popular with the moms.
This place?
Shopping!
It's full to the ceilings.
And really cheap.
So many toys.
Is it paradise?
There are towels with string attached.
I wish I'd known about this place before.
And they are all
398 yen.
So cute!
This place is amazing.
I'm going to become a member.
I want these too.
No problem. Just buy them.
Even if you buy them all,
it's the same as one brand-name suit.
Thanks, Daddy.
It's like what everyone else has.
Not a mommy bike.
It's a daddy bike.
We did some good shopping today.
-We need to put her name on
-Don't say it!
Daddy, can I wear these clothes tomorrow?
Sure. Why not?
Get them dirty.
Bring it back caked in mud.
Yeah.
Good morning.
Miri-chan.
Your clothes are really cute.
They really suit you.
Can you do it?
Yes, but maybe we should make it bigger.
Do you want to use this?
Thanks.
Miri, pass to me.
Yes.
How do you do that?
Miri, your daddy is amazing!
So cool!
Yeah!
Pass.
Hey over there.
Miri, get ready!
I want to play too.
And me.
Yeah. Let's play together.
Daddy!
Over there.
Over here.
Miri-chan,
your daddy is here.
Bye, Miri-chan!
Hinata-chan, Kotori-chan, bye-bye!
How was nursery today?
It was really fun.
Here is a present for you!
From now on, this is your room.
Thank you, Daddy.
Subtitle translation by: Simon Way
Daddy Hey!
I want to do it.
Let me do it.
Let me! Let me!
I'll do it properly.
Okay. Put it in here.
Carefully.
Carefully.
Sorry.
Let me do it again.
Uh okay.
I want to do it too.
Oy!
Wait!
I'm doing it too.
Hey wait!
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Daddy. Look at me.
I'm exhausted.
We can't keep up at this rate.
We need to get a job soon too.
FUTABA NURSERY
Nursery
Nursery
What's a nursery?
A nursery is a really fun place
with pretty and kind teachers where sea
bream and plaice dance in front of you.
Is that right?
I want to go.
Bream and plaice.
Tuna salad.
They have some nearby,
nurseries and kindergartens.
Nursery? Kindergarten?
Just different names for the same thing.
Like fish maguro and hamachi?
I think you mean buri and hamachi.
A PLACE WHERE EACH NURSERY
TEACHER CARES FOR YOUR CHILD
It would be a great help for us
if there was such a convenient place.
Let me try calling them.
What? No room? Why?
You're full?
Go to the city office?
Why?
I don't get it.
Why do I need to go to the city office
to get my child into a nursery?
What are you gonna do about her?
I'm going to nursery.
The nursery is huge.
This is the City Office.
It's such a bother.
Can I talk to somebody about nurseries?
You can have a consultation
about nurseries on the 4th floor.
Thanks.
Hello.
Please take a numbered ticket and wait.
RECEIPT NUMBER
COME TO THE WINDOW
WHEN YOUR NUMBER IS DISPLAYED
COME TO THE WINDOW
WHEN YOUR NUMBER IS DISPLAYED
To enter a nursery, you first need
to submit documentation.
And the City office needs to process them.
If your child is four years old,
then there are several openings.
If you submit the documents
and pass the screening,
she can join right away.
All of the documentation is
inside this envelope.
We also need documentation
from your workplace,
if possible, with the company seal,
showing what type of work you do.
In case you are self-employed,
you will need a different tax report,
so it will be a little troublesome.
All this documentation is a joke!
With our line of work, there's no way
I can submit a family
or work certification.
Isn't there a backdoor to get in?
How do I know?
Stop!
Daddy, you are so mean.
I want to go to nursery.
You really seem to enjoy making girls cry.
All right then.
All I need to do is make
some fake documents.
What does "fake" mean?
It means the document is a "lie".
I can hack into the City office database
and make a Certificate of Residence.
They won't bother checking.
Having a shady job has its benefits.
Something bad?
Children don't need to know.
Daddy Kazuki is going
to get you into a nursery.
Yay!
NURSERY APPLICATION FORM
-While we are waiting for the result
-Nursery!
-we can check out some places.
-Nursery!
-Shall we look at some nearby places?
-Nursery!
Yay!
It's a bit nerve-wracking.
You are coming too.
Do I have to?
You're my partner, so come along.
No!
YUMEBOSHI NURSERY
Is this the first time
you're trying out this nursery?
So both of you are her dad?
Well
The thing is
I suppose so.
They are both my daddies.
Eh?
Daddy Kazuki is good at cooking.
And he made "fake" documents
to get me into a nursery.
Right, Daddy?
Well
Daddy Rei
is good at firing his gun. Bang-bang!
Gun?
In a game.
Oh, so a toy gun.
No.
He said it was a real gun.
My daddies do bad things
but say that children don't need to know.
Right, Daddy?
Thank you for having us.
Why did you have to say all that?
She was really suspicious of us.
Well, we are not getting in there.
No way.
Listen.
Next time somebody asks you something,
say "What Daddy says is right."
Okay.
I will be good.
Do you really understand?
AOZORA NURSERY
Right. Just as we practiced.
I'll do my best.
We got an offer at last.
We will definitely pass the interview.
Yay!
Right then
Can you tell us your name and age?
Miri Unasaka,
four years old.
Kazuki Kurusu,
28 years old.
You don't need to answer.
So there are two fathers?
It is quite complicated.
What my daddy says is right.
I see.
And all of your surnames are different?
It is quite complicated.
What my daddy says is right.
I see.
Miri,
I bet you are glad to have two daddies.
Yes.
Daddy Kazuki and Daddy Rei
will always be there,
and we will be really close.
You must be proud of them?
My daddies are not doing
bad work, you know.
Huh?
No, really.
Bad work?
No, it's ordinary work.
Cleaning up the city. You know
Are you busy?
Well, I get by.
We are closed at the moment though.
Be quiet.
It's difficult to work
and raise children.
We will cooperate with you,
so please tell us if you need anything.
What? So you mean
You can start whenever you like.
We look forward to having you, Miri-chan.
Yes!
-Yay!
-Yay!
Cheers!
We are over the worst of it.
It went well.
I've contacted the City Office.
The entrance procedures are done.
All I need to do now is
read this and prepare.
INFORMATION ABOUT NURSERY LIFE
There are so many things she has to bring.
Meal apron, hat, change of clothes,
indoor shoes, hand towel,
nap blanket,
cup, toothbrush.
Training pants?
Will she do weight training?
What is a smock?
Some kind of snack?
So difficult!
I guess department stores
will have everything we need.
Look at all this.
The most important thing
about group living is how you start.
You can't let other people mock you.
Is that right?
You grew up rich,
so you will have no idea.
Common people get ranked
based on their possessions and clothes.
I had to struggle with that, so I know.
At times like this, you need
to go with luxury brands.
Us too?
Naturally.
Commoners look carefully
at parent's clothes too.
Okay then.
Now, we are ready.
Can I go to nursery?
Yes, you are going starting tomorrow.
Yay!
Thank you, Daddy Kazuki.
Write the child's name on everything.
What? All of them?
It says it here.
WRITE YOUR CHILD'S NAME
ON ALL THEIR THINGS
All of them.
Sew the name on the futon cover.
How?
With a needle and thread.
You think I have one of those?
Attach a string to the towel.
"String"? What the hell is a "string"?
I don't get it.
Is this even possible?
Won't they mock us if we can't do this?
Is that okay?
I will buy a sewing set.
See ya.
MIRI UNASAKA
I want to do it too.
In that case
take this and write your name.
Yes.
I bought everything.
Daddy, welcome home.
I wrote my name.
MIRI UNASAKA
What?
Do you know how much that cost?
I mean
If I don't hurry, I won't make it in time.
Ouch!
Crap.
Band-Aid.
Oy! Rei.
Why are you sleeping?
What are we going to do?
We won't make it in time!
Somehow, we made it in time.
It's your first day.
Give it your best shot.
Yes!
She is already so fussy,
so I mince green pepper
into her hamburger steak.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Thank you for taking Miri.
Miss Anna, who are these people?
Miri Unasaka and her fathers.
Miri is joining the giraffe class today.
Nice to meet you.
-THANK YOU.
-SEE YOU.
-TWO HANDSOME DADS?
-IN GIRAFFE CLASS APPARENTLY!
-I WONDER ABOUT THEM.
-CLOTHES LOOK EXPENSIVE.
You are dressed so cool.
You are dressed like the mafia.
No, we are hitmen.
-HITMEN?
-HE SAID "HITMEN".
HE CAN KILL ME.
KILL MY HUSBAND!
Your clothes are lovely Miri-chan.
Let me show you the classroom.
Come this way.
When you come in the morning,
touch your card here to register.
Put your change of clothes here.
Put your towel here
and your toothbrush and cup here.
I can't remember all of this.
Write Miri's temperature and diary
in the notebook every day.
Here you go.
Thank you.
FEBRUARY 6TH. FIRST DAY OF NURSERY
I STAYED UP ALL NIGH
WRITING HER NAME ON EVERYTHING,
SO I AM EXHAUSTED.
I NEED TO REST.
Is this your diary?
-Eh?
-It's fine.
Normally, you would write about the child.
Some mothers write concerns here too.
You wrote your own diary?
Shut up.
Excuse me,
but where should I put her lunch box?
Oh, wow!
Daddy made it for me.
Well, this is normal for me.
Cooking is the only thing I am good at.
At the nursery,
we provide meals for the children.
Sorry, Miri-chan.
Daddy will need to take
your lunch box home.
What?
You stayed up all night making it.
You were sleeping.
We will leave her with you then.
Yes, see you later.
Bye-bye, Daddies.
Mission complete.
Let's go and let off some steam somewhere.
Don't try and get out of it.
I want to play games at home
Let me play.
No.
Can I play too?
You'll get dirty.
Let's go, Hinata.
YADORIGI
COFFEE - SNACKS
Delicious.
It's nice to take it easy at last.
You're dressed pretty well
considering you are not working.
We are going to work
from now on, Kyu-chan,
so please assign us work.
I'll think about it.
Quick! It's time to pick her up.
See you then, Kyu-chan.
Daddy.
How was your first day?
Did you have fun?
I'm not sure yet.
Daddy.
How was today?
A bit different from what I thought.
How was today?
It was boring.
Miri.
Hello.
Hello, miss.
Is something wrong?
How is Miri doing at the nursery?
The thing is
I wrote it in the notebook, but
it is about Miri-chan's clothing.
I haven't read it at all.
Her clothes are so different
than the other kids', so she stands out.
The other children find it
hard to approach her.
Do you have more casual clothes?
Something that can get dirty.
Where can I buy that sort of thing?
Leave it to me.
NIJIMASUYA
What is this place?
Apparently, this place is
popular with the moms.
This place?
Shopping!
It's full to the ceilings.
And really cheap.
So many toys.
Is it paradise?
There are towels with string attached.
I wish I'd known about this place before.
And they are all
398 yen.
So cute!
This place is amazing.
I'm going to become a member.
I want these too.
No problem. Just buy them.
Even if you buy them all,
it's the same as one brand-name suit.
Thanks, Daddy.
It's like what everyone else has.
Not a mommy bike.
It's a daddy bike.
We did some good shopping today.
-We need to put her name on
-Don't say it!
Daddy, can I wear these clothes tomorrow?
Sure. Why not?
Get them dirty.
Bring it back caked in mud.
Yeah.
Good morning.
Miri-chan.
Your clothes are really cute.
They really suit you.
Can you do it?
Yes, but maybe we should make it bigger.
Do you want to use this?
Thanks.
Miri, pass to me.
Yes.
How do you do that?
Miri, your daddy is amazing!
So cool!
Yeah!
Pass.
Hey over there.
Miri, get ready!
I want to play too.
And me.
Yeah. Let's play together.
Daddy!
Over there.
Over here.
Miri-chan,
your daddy is here.
Bye, Miri-chan!
Hinata-chan, Kotori-chan, bye-bye!
How was nursery today?
It was really fun.
Here is a present for you!
From now on, this is your room.
Thank you, Daddy.
Subtitle translation by: Simon Way