Cartel (2021) s01e04 Episode Script
Shani Dosham
1
[Sighs]
[Door closes]
Muruga!
Few days ago
[Major] Excuse me.
[Rubal] I've killed Rani Mai
and I'll also finish
off the Angre gang.
Here.
-Hmm.
-Thank you.
[Major] Hello.
Fire Exit
[Major] Hello.
Tambe, talk loudly.
Hello, hello, hello
Bhau!
Bhau, hurry! Over here!
[Madhu] Who the fk is he?
[Tambe] He is Rawate.
He was about to go off-duty.
[Abhay] Who did that to him?
Yes?
Didn't you see anyone?
[Tambe] No, sir.
Fk! What the hell is that?
No!
It's poisonous.
[Abhay] Really?
Who put it?
Who kills someone like that?
If he's dead,
where's that fing Sardar?
[Abhay] Do you know
where did he go?
[Tambe] No, sir,
I don't know.
Hello, Dimpy.
I am brother.
Yes, I am fine.
Forget about all that.
I've just run out
of City Life Hospital.
Where are you right now?
What?
At the back gate?
Are you
Fine, I'm coming.
[Grunting]
Who is he?
[Madhu] Where is that Sardar?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Didn't you hear me?
[Major] Excuse me.
-You dropped something.
-Hmm.
St! We missed him.
Come on.
[Madhu] Whereto?
At least tell us!
[Rubal] What are you doing here?
I wait here every day
ever since I saw the news.
I couldn't get in
due to security.
Forget about it.
Just hop on.
Wait.
Where the fk is he?
Fk!
Where the fk is he?
Where the fk did he go?
-Where the fk is he?
-Come out, you dhead!
Why did you let him go?
-There were cops!
-You could've shot them!
Fk, I was going to shoot them!
What's that?
Look. He ran away!
That's why I said it
in front of the ACP.
-I'd have shot him right there!
-Hang up!
Where is he?
You asked me to calm down!
See what happens!
[ACP Dixit] Rubal ran away with
the operator's phone, Kamble.
Trace the phone
and get me CDR details
-from the network company.
-Yes, sir.
-Share whatever information you get.
-Right.
We need to catch him,
he's our last hope.
Sir, I got this CCTV footage.
[ACP Dixit] Damn it! I think
it's the same woman
who killed Rani Mai's shooter.
Send the photo
and scooty's license plate number
-to all the check points.
-Yes sir.
They must not have gone too
far away.
-Let's go, Kamble.
-Yes.
Sir, may I come with you?
No, Tambe.
Stay here and send me
a detailed report
of tonight's incidents.
Sir, the Sardar's name
is Rubal Singh Bitta.
Prabal Singh Bitta's son.
-He killed Shashank Angre.
-The Gurudwara shootout?
Yes, sir.
Maybe the girl is his sister.
Fine. Let's go.
But I still want that report
in the morning.
Okay, sir.
Let me see.
[Major] Airport, station, highway.
Send our guys to everywhere.
I want Rubal alive.
[Tambe] Move, man.
[Pintya] Sit down, man!
I've checked S1 to S5.
I didn't find him.
I've checked S6 to S11, no luck.
Maya, stop bugging me
and stop these incessant calls!
I cut the call so many times,
don't you get it? I'm busy!
I'll call you later, now hang up.
Pintya, leave.
I've looked everywhere.
He is not here.
[Thud]
[Dimple] What's done is done.
Never mind.
I'm here now.
Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine, Rubal.
Goa Express
Mumbai to Central Madgaon
[Major] Apart from us,
there's someone
who is looking for him.
If he gets away today,
we'll never find him.
[Anjali] It was only for one patient.
You started smoking again?
No, I
I do it while thinking.
I've been trying to quit.
It's none of my business, but
There are a lot other things
you can quit.
We can't quit some things even
if we want to.
Some we quit easily.
Like your smile.
Didn't they allow you
to smile in the army?
Back in college,
you'd make everyone laugh.
So what happened now?
Then you got married.
See! You still have it.
[Laughs]
It wasn't a joke.
Now you are scaring me.
Do you still put cocoa powder
in your coffee?
-Hmm?
-Hmm.
No, thank you.
Yes, I'm about to leave.
Umm
Jatin is home,
so I'll have to leave.
-I can drop you if you want.
-No, no, it's okay, I'll manage.
Dharavi
[Anna] Chitti.
Eat some idlis.
Chitti.
Eat some idlis.
Eat a few idlis, my boy.
If Chitti won't eat idlis,
then the Planet Saturn
will affect me.
[Laughing]
Anna.
Chitti is a dog, he'll eat meat.
He won't eat idlis.
Get it?
Aiyappa.
Planet Saturn is making you
say all this.
Chitti will eat idlis.
Muruga.
Give it to him.
Chitti.
Fine. Muruga, I have an idea.
If Chitti won't eat it,
make him eat through his a.
Stuff idli-sambhar
into this a.
-[Laughing]
-Moron!
If Chitti eats idlis,
Aiyappa won't be afflicted
with the Planet Saturn.
If Chitti doesn't eat idlis,
I'll shoot you.
[Muruga] Anna, I
If Chitti doesn't eat idlis,
should I give him chicken
You
[Anna] Hey!
Sit down. Chitti.
-Chitti, eat.
-Sit down.
Eat it! Come on. My God!
[Laughing]
Super! Super!
The black dog just eat an idli!
You're free of the Planet Saturn.
[Laughing]
[Aiyappa] This dog
just saved both your nuts.
Muruga, hurry. Quick.
Come on.
[Sighs]
[News on TV] Rubal Singh Bitta
is the same man
whom the Mumbai Police has
been looking for since last night.
The sources say
that Rubal was behind
the attack on Rani Mai.
Rubal's father,
late Prabal Singh Bitta
was not only the leader
of the Sardar gang,
but ran the biggest bootlegging
liquor operation,
in Goregaon.
He'd attacked Shashank Angre
to settle a score with him.
But he missed his chance.
In reply, Rani Mai attacked him
in the Gurudwara shootout.
It looks like Rubal Singh Bitta
wants to repeat the history.
Aarey Riviera
A Vaghani Lifestyle Project
[Dhaval] Brothers and sisters,
what happened today
is far from a victory.
There's still a long way to go.
What happened today
is just a beginning.
A beginning of a wave
which will rise from Aarey.
This wave will soon turn
into a flood-tide
which will then wash
away like Vaghani
and corrupt leaders
like Sawant
from Maharashtra's politics.
[Man 1] Victory to Dhaval Jadhav!
Victory to Dhaval Jadhav!
Victory to Dhaval Jadhav!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
-So what do you think?
-All lies.
Lies? Why?
Four Hickeys on your neck
and you start
with brothers and sisters.
Where is it?
Did anyone see that?
No idea.
Just a second.
What are you doing, Shwets?
Someone might see us.
Shwets. Please.
-Oh.
-Come on.
[Both clears throat]
[Chuckles]
Let's go.
[Sighs]
[ACP Dixit] Good job, Kamble.
-Circulate this in all the cities.
-Okay, sir.
-Kamble.
-Sir.
Ask the Cyber Cell to put his
and his sister's social profiles
on surveillance.
These days people can survive
without food,
-but not without the Internet.
-Right, sir.
[Cash register whirring]
Bhau, what's wrong?
Didn't you poop today?
Should I get an enema?
Should I break your a?
I'm waiting.
To poop?
[Mutters]
Waiting for Maya.
I called her,
texted her since morning.
But she didn't text me back
or call me back.
-That's right.
-What is right?
You made out with her,
but later told her you're busy.
Wouldn't she feel bad?
But I was busy, you know that.
I didn't lie to her.
Fine. Try something new.
-What should I do?
-Write a letter with blood.
-Huh?
-What?
Write ILU, ILU.
Mushran wrote one.
For Koirala.
She agreed in an instant.
Hmm?
-It's an awesome idea.
-Yes.
Right? Put your hand right here.
-What are you looking for?
-Yes.
-Bhau, it's just a joke. Wait.
-Shhh.
Shut up! Who gave me the idea?
-Mushran won't give me his blood.
-Bhau, wait
-It will hurt!
-Don't move!
-Don't move!
-It hurt! Bhau!
Yes!
Pintya.
Look.
Looks awesome, right?
What do you think?
-Yes?
-Hmm.
What do you think?
Everything is okay,
except one thing.
What happened?
Sorry is not spelled as sori.
It's suri.
Damn it.
She'll say you can't speak English.
Damn.
-Pinti.
-Hmm.
I'm out of blood.
A bit.
-Come on.
-No, Bhau, it hurts.
It hurts a lot.
-What are you saying?
-It hurts a lot.
-Give me your other hand.
-No way! Damn you
-A bit of blood
-It's not a joke!
-Hey!
-Pinti!
Rubal stayed away from drugs
for years after
he got out of the rehab.
But he relapsed suddenly.
That's why I say,
rehab is a sham.
Someone wants to kill him.
Rubal is just a pawn.
The real mastermind is someone else.
He didn't attack Mai.
He was made to do it.
The Cyber Cell is watching
the brother and sister's profiles.
Tambe, keep us updated.
This is for Rawate's family.
They should get the money
every month.
Tambe.
Make sure the Rawate family gets it,
not your.
Come on, sir.
My hole world Maya Babi
You is my chavi, for you
Whose idea was it?
First tell me,
did you like it or not?
All the spellings are wrong.
But the feeling is right.
I was worried about my Mom
and I vented it out on you.
I am sorry.
I wrote with a lot of love.
With my blood.
Ew!
Next time, if you call my call,
I'll slap you.
I won't.
I'll never cut your call again.
If I cut your call,
you may stab him.
[Chuckles]
Idiot.
Maya, may I say something?
I've stopped myself
for a long time.
I need to do a wee-wee.
Wee-wee?
-Wee-wee.
-Wee-wee?
Oh!
-Hold on.
-Hmm.
Sister-in-law, you should go there.
-Ciao!
-Maya!
-Hi!
-Oh my God!
-[Maya] How are you?
-I'm good. How you been?
-I never expected to see you here.
-Same.
[Both laughing]
Oh my God! Remember this song?
-Of course.
-Yeah, we have to.
-Let's! Yes.
-We have to. Yes.
Hey! Pinti!
What?
Were you making me jealous?
You danced with him
Who is he?
Who is he? Who was he?
He was an old friend, Abhay.
We were just having some fun.
Fun? Why get so close to him?
You wouldn't mind if I have
the same fun with another girl?
Tell me!
You wouldn't mind if I do it?
You were so close to him
Abhay, I do with my friends
all the time.
It's all cool.
-Cool?
-It's just
But I guess
You won't get it.
I won't get it?
Try me. What's so cool about it?
Am I not cool?
That moron is cool?
-Abhay, it's okay.
-Am I not cool?
-What okay?
-It's okay.
But tell me Maya.
-Good night.
-Maya.
Maya.
Here.
Give it to me.
Your hairstyle is cool.
Which barber?
Do you know Alim?
From Kaanchpada?
Nepeansea Road.
[Abhay] Shweta, who is Dhaval?
Dhaval
He is my friend
[Laughing]
[Abhay] Why are you laughing?
You should know that your friend
has caused us a major loss.
Why is everyone laughing?
Did I say anything wrong, Arjun?
-Did I?
-No.
[Abhay] So tell her
We shouldn't lose money
because of friends.
You're right.
[Abhay] What is this?
We shouldn't lose money.
Next time, pay the barber
full amount.
[All laughing]
You look like a rooster.
[Laughing]
[Thud]
[Crying]
Mom!
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
-He is just a kid.
-Well, he is not.
He is not a kid,
you've spoiled him rotten.
Tell him, he can't make fun of me.
He is not of my age!
He can't laugh at me.
Why is he laughing at me?
I haven't slapped him yet.
Had I slapped him,
he'd never do it again.
[Crying]
-[Abhay] Damn
-Abhay.
Arjun, come on!
Why are you acting like a boss
ever since Mom went into a coma?
[Abhay] They laugh because
you ask them to.
Why are they laughing at me?
What do you know about this?
This is cool, this is fashion.
I know what it is.
It's awesome!
I
Don't you dare laugh at me.
[Mutters]
[Crying]
[Rama] We'll buy another.
We'll buy another.
[Man 2] You see this place,
no phone.
No transport, no Internet.
No stuff.
Sometimes, no hot water too.
But one thing.
Always privacy.
If you want, it's yours.
Very cheap.
[Lighter clicks]
These aes don't know anything.
They made fun of me
before Raghav.
Am I a joker?
He gave me a 500-rupee note.
How do you expect Raghav to know
about what's cool and stylish?
They won't know about fashion.
You were looking cool
Yes, Maya.
[Maya laughing]
You should also laugh.
Yes, go on.
My entire family is laughing at me.
You should do the same.
The entire world will laugh at me.
I'm an aole. I'm a joker.
You're cute,
my multi-coloured rainbow.
You don't mind when that moron
paints his hair.
You don't like when I do it?
[Maya laughing]
The colour is a bit extra.
But your hair are awesome.
What
-What did you say?
-[Maya] Awesome.
Awesome!
[Laughing]
That's how you say it.
[Maya laughing]
[Abhay] I know
I overdid it.
Hmm.
[Abhay on phone]
I'll change for you.
I did it for you.
I can do anything for you, Maya.
Oh.
I'll hang up now.
Bye.
[kisses]
Bhau.
I told you
the colour looks over the top.
I told you.
No, I
Bhau, no!
Grandma.
You promised to gift me
a Polaroid camera today.
But I don't want a camera.
I want you to get better again.
[Major] You should've
said that earlier.
Now what do I do with this?
Should I give it Uncle Francis?
I'll keep it
since you brought it.
I'll keep it, such a drama queen.
Open it.
-Did you like it?
-Yes.
[Rama] Send it for an hour.
[Laughing]
[Rama] Malaria?
Chintu? When?
All right. What can I say?
No problem.
Catch it!
Move! Look at them scg.
Get up or I'll sw you.
I'm ever-ready for that.
Move. Just keep sitting there.
Not even one child will attend
your daughter's birthday party.
Why?
All parents are scared to come here.
Anup, Sanjeev, Naveen, Hetvi, Salik.
All parents have refused us.
-What about Mucus Manasi?
-She isn't coming either.
Her dad just told me
she has a viral. Suddenly.
All these are excuses.
Ria will start crying
when she finds out.
No, she won't.
I'll give them personal invitations.
Will Manasi come?
Even Manasi's dad will come.
[Burps]
Manasi's dad?
Yes
[Sings]
You'll have to come.
-A bit?
-No.
Good.
Are you also thinking
about living in?
Thanks for Dhaval.
[Madhu shouts] Hey!
Did you see that?
All the kids are happy.
Ria is also happy.
I told you, everyone will be coming.
-I can see that. Listen.
-Yes?
A couple of Raghav's classmates
don't talk to him.
Send your gun in his lunch box.
They'll become his friends
in a snap.
[Raghav] Save some cake
before it's finished.
Two pieces of cake for me.
-Golu, do you understand?
-Yes, boss.
Then get going.
Now take a left from there.
Yes.
Please come.
Should I slap you?
Done?
-Now go.
-I'm going.
[Abhay] Raghav!
Are you angry with me?
Hey!
Are you angry?
Why are you laughing?
Are you angry?
Look, I've got you something.
Raghubhai!
[Laughs]
I also got bullets.
Small ones like you.
[Laughs]
Did you like it?
[Chairman] Making movies
is my passion.
I don't do it for money.
[Man 3] Your passion is coming
out of the poster.
Is the story just as inspired
as its title?
Next question, please.
[Man 4] Have you signed
any big stars yet?
I don't sign up big stars.
I make them.
[Woman 1] So are you launching any
new actress this time?
Actress? We're still casting.
Thank you so much.
Thanks for coming. Thank you.
Fifty Shades of Love.
[Applause]
Angre
Ace Casting Agency
Ace Casting Agency
[Anjali] Are you answering that
or should I do it?
Now you won't even need glycerine.
Right?
I mean, you're so used to crying.
That was horrible.
Hello.
No, this is her manager speaking.
Okay. Uh-huh.
Fifty Shades of Love.
Hmm.
First, send us the script.
I'll check Ms Sumi's schedule
and let you know.
Yeah? Thank you.
I'm not going anywhere.
Think about it.
It's the main lead.
Bombay Deluxe
Hey shorty asle
Are you offering me this?
It's a turn-off! Yes?
You're trying to serve me
last night's stale dish.
You dk.
[Other language]
Aiyappa doesn't like this.
Come on.
Aiyappa wants her.
Anjali?
At this hour?
Any problem?
Arjun, I want to
thank you for Mangesh.
Forget about it.
He had it coming.
Anjali,
I don't have such intentions.
But I do have them.
[Aiyappa] Hey.
Why are you looking over there?
Hey!
Why are you looking over there,
you whre?
Watch me.
Watch how I screw you.
This is
how I screw you.
I'll screw you like this.
Like this
Little Soldier, time to get up!
You're laughing.
Yes?
You whre!
Just wait.
I'll put a smile on your face.
[screams]
[Noor] Sir, I didn't laugh.
-I didn't laugh!
-[Grunts]
-Sir! I Sir
-Never mind.
I swear, I didn't laugh!
So you'll laugh now!
-Let go of me!
-[Groans]
Sir
Sir!
[Groans]
[Muffled groans]
-[Screaming]
-You'll laugh all your life.
-You'll laugh out loud!
-[Screaming]
[Groans]
Hey
Damn it!
Is this Japanese even a girl
or a rubber band?
She is screwing herself.
Look at her.
What's the big deal?
Even I can do it.
Shut up!
If you try this, your limbs
will be bent like crabs.
You'll need some coconut oil
and a strong pull from both ends.
Only then will you
unlock yourself.
-I'll always be better than Rama.
-Hey.
Rama is my wife.
Stay in your limits.
[Man 5] Noor is screaming, sir!
Aiyappa is in her room.
[Noor screaming]
[Aiyappa] Don't cry,
you have to laugh.
-[Aiyappa] Madhu, let her laugh.
-[Noor screaming]
Let her laugh.
-Wait, Madhu. Let go of her!
-[Madhu] Wait
-Why are you laughing?
-Let go of her.
[Noor screaming]
[Noor crying]
Yes, brother.
I'm coming over.
Sorry.
He died for no reason.
I didn't want to kill him, I swear.
What could I do?
He tore apart her mouth.
This dk had gone crazy.
What do we do with him?
[Anna] I'll bury you right
Chitti will eat an idli
and Aiyappa will be free
of the Planet Saturn.
[Groans]
[Present Day]
Muruga!
I think it's going to rain.
Hope it won't rain blood.
Dig two feet deeper, Katya!
Anna calling
[Voice over] For the last 15 years,
[Voice over] Mumbai has been spared
of gang-related violence
and it's only because
of a treaty.
Is this treaty still in force?
Is a big gang war in the offing?
[Man 6] Absolutely.
[Sighs]
[Door closes]
Muruga!
Few days ago
[Major] Excuse me.
[Rubal] I've killed Rani Mai
and I'll also finish
off the Angre gang.
Here.
-Hmm.
-Thank you.
[Major] Hello.
Fire Exit
[Major] Hello.
Tambe, talk loudly.
Hello, hello, hello
Bhau!
Bhau, hurry! Over here!
[Madhu] Who the fk is he?
[Tambe] He is Rawate.
He was about to go off-duty.
[Abhay] Who did that to him?
Yes?
Didn't you see anyone?
[Tambe] No, sir.
Fk! What the hell is that?
No!
It's poisonous.
[Abhay] Really?
Who put it?
Who kills someone like that?
If he's dead,
where's that fing Sardar?
[Abhay] Do you know
where did he go?
[Tambe] No, sir,
I don't know.
Hello, Dimpy.
I am brother.
Yes, I am fine.
Forget about all that.
I've just run out
of City Life Hospital.
Where are you right now?
What?
At the back gate?
Are you
Fine, I'm coming.
[Grunting]
Who is he?
[Madhu] Where is that Sardar?
Where is he?
Where is he?
Didn't you hear me?
[Major] Excuse me.
-You dropped something.
-Hmm.
St! We missed him.
Come on.
[Madhu] Whereto?
At least tell us!
[Rubal] What are you doing here?
I wait here every day
ever since I saw the news.
I couldn't get in
due to security.
Forget about it.
Just hop on.
Wait.
Where the fk is he?
Fk!
Where the fk is he?
Where the fk did he go?
-Where the fk is he?
-Come out, you dhead!
Why did you let him go?
-There were cops!
-You could've shot them!
Fk, I was going to shoot them!
What's that?
Look. He ran away!
That's why I said it
in front of the ACP.
-I'd have shot him right there!
-Hang up!
Where is he?
You asked me to calm down!
See what happens!
[ACP Dixit] Rubal ran away with
the operator's phone, Kamble.
Trace the phone
and get me CDR details
-from the network company.
-Yes, sir.
-Share whatever information you get.
-Right.
We need to catch him,
he's our last hope.
Sir, I got this CCTV footage.
[ACP Dixit] Damn it! I think
it's the same woman
who killed Rani Mai's shooter.
Send the photo
and scooty's license plate number
-to all the check points.
-Yes sir.
They must not have gone too
far away.
-Let's go, Kamble.
-Yes.
Sir, may I come with you?
No, Tambe.
Stay here and send me
a detailed report
of tonight's incidents.
Sir, the Sardar's name
is Rubal Singh Bitta.
Prabal Singh Bitta's son.
-He killed Shashank Angre.
-The Gurudwara shootout?
Yes, sir.
Maybe the girl is his sister.
Fine. Let's go.
But I still want that report
in the morning.
Okay, sir.
Let me see.
[Major] Airport, station, highway.
Send our guys to everywhere.
I want Rubal alive.
[Tambe] Move, man.
[Pintya] Sit down, man!
I've checked S1 to S5.
I didn't find him.
I've checked S6 to S11, no luck.
Maya, stop bugging me
and stop these incessant calls!
I cut the call so many times,
don't you get it? I'm busy!
I'll call you later, now hang up.
Pintya, leave.
I've looked everywhere.
He is not here.
[Thud]
[Dimple] What's done is done.
Never mind.
I'm here now.
Everything will be fine.
Everything will be fine, Rubal.
Goa Express
Mumbai to Central Madgaon
[Major] Apart from us,
there's someone
who is looking for him.
If he gets away today,
we'll never find him.
[Anjali] It was only for one patient.
You started smoking again?
No, I
I do it while thinking.
I've been trying to quit.
It's none of my business, but
There are a lot other things
you can quit.
We can't quit some things even
if we want to.
Some we quit easily.
Like your smile.
Didn't they allow you
to smile in the army?
Back in college,
you'd make everyone laugh.
So what happened now?
Then you got married.
See! You still have it.
[Laughs]
It wasn't a joke.
Now you are scaring me.
Do you still put cocoa powder
in your coffee?
-Hmm?
-Hmm.
No, thank you.
Yes, I'm about to leave.
Umm
Jatin is home,
so I'll have to leave.
-I can drop you if you want.
-No, no, it's okay, I'll manage.
Dharavi
[Anna] Chitti.
Eat some idlis.
Chitti.
Eat some idlis.
Eat a few idlis, my boy.
If Chitti won't eat idlis,
then the Planet Saturn
will affect me.
[Laughing]
Anna.
Chitti is a dog, he'll eat meat.
He won't eat idlis.
Get it?
Aiyappa.
Planet Saturn is making you
say all this.
Chitti will eat idlis.
Muruga.
Give it to him.
Chitti.
Fine. Muruga, I have an idea.
If Chitti won't eat it,
make him eat through his a.
Stuff idli-sambhar
into this a.
-[Laughing]
-Moron!
If Chitti eats idlis,
Aiyappa won't be afflicted
with the Planet Saturn.
If Chitti doesn't eat idlis,
I'll shoot you.
[Muruga] Anna, I
If Chitti doesn't eat idlis,
should I give him chicken
You
[Anna] Hey!
Sit down. Chitti.
-Chitti, eat.
-Sit down.
Eat it! Come on. My God!
[Laughing]
Super! Super!
The black dog just eat an idli!
You're free of the Planet Saturn.
[Laughing]
[Aiyappa] This dog
just saved both your nuts.
Muruga, hurry. Quick.
Come on.
[Sighs]
[News on TV] Rubal Singh Bitta
is the same man
whom the Mumbai Police has
been looking for since last night.
The sources say
that Rubal was behind
the attack on Rani Mai.
Rubal's father,
late Prabal Singh Bitta
was not only the leader
of the Sardar gang,
but ran the biggest bootlegging
liquor operation,
in Goregaon.
He'd attacked Shashank Angre
to settle a score with him.
But he missed his chance.
In reply, Rani Mai attacked him
in the Gurudwara shootout.
It looks like Rubal Singh Bitta
wants to repeat the history.
Aarey Riviera
A Vaghani Lifestyle Project
[Dhaval] Brothers and sisters,
what happened today
is far from a victory.
There's still a long way to go.
What happened today
is just a beginning.
A beginning of a wave
which will rise from Aarey.
This wave will soon turn
into a flood-tide
which will then wash
away like Vaghani
and corrupt leaders
like Sawant
from Maharashtra's politics.
[Man 1] Victory to Dhaval Jadhav!
Victory to Dhaval Jadhav!
Victory to Dhaval Jadhav!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.
-So what do you think?
-All lies.
Lies? Why?
Four Hickeys on your neck
and you start
with brothers and sisters.
Where is it?
Did anyone see that?
No idea.
Just a second.
What are you doing, Shwets?
Someone might see us.
Shwets. Please.
-Oh.
-Come on.
[Both clears throat]
[Chuckles]
Let's go.
[Sighs]
[ACP Dixit] Good job, Kamble.
-Circulate this in all the cities.
-Okay, sir.
-Kamble.
-Sir.
Ask the Cyber Cell to put his
and his sister's social profiles
on surveillance.
These days people can survive
without food,
-but not without the Internet.
-Right, sir.
[Cash register whirring]
Bhau, what's wrong?
Didn't you poop today?
Should I get an enema?
Should I break your a?
I'm waiting.
To poop?
[Mutters]
Waiting for Maya.
I called her,
texted her since morning.
But she didn't text me back
or call me back.
-That's right.
-What is right?
You made out with her,
but later told her you're busy.
Wouldn't she feel bad?
But I was busy, you know that.
I didn't lie to her.
Fine. Try something new.
-What should I do?
-Write a letter with blood.
-Huh?
-What?
Write ILU, ILU.
Mushran wrote one.
For Koirala.
She agreed in an instant.
Hmm?
-It's an awesome idea.
-Yes.
Right? Put your hand right here.
-What are you looking for?
-Yes.
-Bhau, it's just a joke. Wait.
-Shhh.
Shut up! Who gave me the idea?
-Mushran won't give me his blood.
-Bhau, wait
-It will hurt!
-Don't move!
-Don't move!
-It hurt! Bhau!
Yes!
Pintya.
Look.
Looks awesome, right?
What do you think?
-Yes?
-Hmm.
What do you think?
Everything is okay,
except one thing.
What happened?
Sorry is not spelled as sori.
It's suri.
Damn it.
She'll say you can't speak English.
Damn.
-Pinti.
-Hmm.
I'm out of blood.
A bit.
-Come on.
-No, Bhau, it hurts.
It hurts a lot.
-What are you saying?
-It hurts a lot.
-Give me your other hand.
-No way! Damn you
-A bit of blood
-It's not a joke!
-Hey!
-Pinti!
Rubal stayed away from drugs
for years after
he got out of the rehab.
But he relapsed suddenly.
That's why I say,
rehab is a sham.
Someone wants to kill him.
Rubal is just a pawn.
The real mastermind is someone else.
He didn't attack Mai.
He was made to do it.
The Cyber Cell is watching
the brother and sister's profiles.
Tambe, keep us updated.
This is for Rawate's family.
They should get the money
every month.
Tambe.
Make sure the Rawate family gets it,
not your.
Come on, sir.
My hole world Maya Babi
You is my chavi, for you
Whose idea was it?
First tell me,
did you like it or not?
All the spellings are wrong.
But the feeling is right.
I was worried about my Mom
and I vented it out on you.
I am sorry.
I wrote with a lot of love.
With my blood.
Ew!
Next time, if you call my call,
I'll slap you.
I won't.
I'll never cut your call again.
If I cut your call,
you may stab him.
[Chuckles]
Idiot.
Maya, may I say something?
I've stopped myself
for a long time.
I need to do a wee-wee.
Wee-wee?
-Wee-wee.
-Wee-wee?
Oh!
-Hold on.
-Hmm.
Sister-in-law, you should go there.
-Ciao!
-Maya!
-Hi!
-Oh my God!
-[Maya] How are you?
-I'm good. How you been?
-I never expected to see you here.
-Same.
[Both laughing]
Oh my God! Remember this song?
-Of course.
-Yeah, we have to.
-Let's! Yes.
-We have to. Yes.
Hey! Pinti!
What?
Were you making me jealous?
You danced with him
Who is he?
Who is he? Who was he?
He was an old friend, Abhay.
We were just having some fun.
Fun? Why get so close to him?
You wouldn't mind if I have
the same fun with another girl?
Tell me!
You wouldn't mind if I do it?
You were so close to him
Abhay, I do with my friends
all the time.
It's all cool.
-Cool?
-It's just
But I guess
You won't get it.
I won't get it?
Try me. What's so cool about it?
Am I not cool?
That moron is cool?
-Abhay, it's okay.
-Am I not cool?
-What okay?
-It's okay.
But tell me Maya.
-Good night.
-Maya.
Maya.
Here.
Give it to me.
Your hairstyle is cool.
Which barber?
Do you know Alim?
From Kaanchpada?
Nepeansea Road.
[Abhay] Shweta, who is Dhaval?
Dhaval
He is my friend
[Laughing]
[Abhay] Why are you laughing?
You should know that your friend
has caused us a major loss.
Why is everyone laughing?
Did I say anything wrong, Arjun?
-Did I?
-No.
[Abhay] So tell her
We shouldn't lose money
because of friends.
You're right.
[Abhay] What is this?
We shouldn't lose money.
Next time, pay the barber
full amount.
[All laughing]
You look like a rooster.
[Laughing]
[Thud]
[Crying]
Mom!
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
-He is just a kid.
-Well, he is not.
He is not a kid,
you've spoiled him rotten.
Tell him, he can't make fun of me.
He is not of my age!
He can't laugh at me.
Why is he laughing at me?
I haven't slapped him yet.
Had I slapped him,
he'd never do it again.
[Crying]
-[Abhay] Damn
-Abhay.
Arjun, come on!
Why are you acting like a boss
ever since Mom went into a coma?
[Abhay] They laugh because
you ask them to.
Why are they laughing at me?
What do you know about this?
This is cool, this is fashion.
I know what it is.
It's awesome!
I
Don't you dare laugh at me.
[Mutters]
[Crying]
[Rama] We'll buy another.
We'll buy another.
[Man 2] You see this place,
no phone.
No transport, no Internet.
No stuff.
Sometimes, no hot water too.
But one thing.
Always privacy.
If you want, it's yours.
Very cheap.
[Lighter clicks]
These aes don't know anything.
They made fun of me
before Raghav.
Am I a joker?
He gave me a 500-rupee note.
How do you expect Raghav to know
about what's cool and stylish?
They won't know about fashion.
You were looking cool
Yes, Maya.
[Maya laughing]
You should also laugh.
Yes, go on.
My entire family is laughing at me.
You should do the same.
The entire world will laugh at me.
I'm an aole. I'm a joker.
You're cute,
my multi-coloured rainbow.
You don't mind when that moron
paints his hair.
You don't like when I do it?
[Maya laughing]
The colour is a bit extra.
But your hair are awesome.
What
-What did you say?
-[Maya] Awesome.
Awesome!
[Laughing]
That's how you say it.
[Maya laughing]
[Abhay] I know
I overdid it.
Hmm.
[Abhay on phone]
I'll change for you.
I did it for you.
I can do anything for you, Maya.
Oh.
I'll hang up now.
Bye.
[kisses]
Bhau.
I told you
the colour looks over the top.
I told you.
No, I
Bhau, no!
Grandma.
You promised to gift me
a Polaroid camera today.
But I don't want a camera.
I want you to get better again.
[Major] You should've
said that earlier.
Now what do I do with this?
Should I give it Uncle Francis?
I'll keep it
since you brought it.
I'll keep it, such a drama queen.
Open it.
-Did you like it?
-Yes.
[Rama] Send it for an hour.
[Laughing]
[Rama] Malaria?
Chintu? When?
All right. What can I say?
No problem.
Catch it!
Move! Look at them scg.
Get up or I'll sw you.
I'm ever-ready for that.
Move. Just keep sitting there.
Not even one child will attend
your daughter's birthday party.
Why?
All parents are scared to come here.
Anup, Sanjeev, Naveen, Hetvi, Salik.
All parents have refused us.
-What about Mucus Manasi?
-She isn't coming either.
Her dad just told me
she has a viral. Suddenly.
All these are excuses.
Ria will start crying
when she finds out.
No, she won't.
I'll give them personal invitations.
Will Manasi come?
Even Manasi's dad will come.
[Burps]
Manasi's dad?
Yes
[Sings]
You'll have to come.
-A bit?
-No.
Good.
Are you also thinking
about living in?
Thanks for Dhaval.
[Madhu shouts] Hey!
Did you see that?
All the kids are happy.
Ria is also happy.
I told you, everyone will be coming.
-I can see that. Listen.
-Yes?
A couple of Raghav's classmates
don't talk to him.
Send your gun in his lunch box.
They'll become his friends
in a snap.
[Raghav] Save some cake
before it's finished.
Two pieces of cake for me.
-Golu, do you understand?
-Yes, boss.
Then get going.
Now take a left from there.
Yes.
Please come.
Should I slap you?
Done?
-Now go.
-I'm going.
[Abhay] Raghav!
Are you angry with me?
Hey!
Are you angry?
Why are you laughing?
Are you angry?
Look, I've got you something.
Raghubhai!
[Laughs]
I also got bullets.
Small ones like you.
[Laughs]
Did you like it?
[Chairman] Making movies
is my passion.
I don't do it for money.
[Man 3] Your passion is coming
out of the poster.
Is the story just as inspired
as its title?
Next question, please.
[Man 4] Have you signed
any big stars yet?
I don't sign up big stars.
I make them.
[Woman 1] So are you launching any
new actress this time?
Actress? We're still casting.
Thank you so much.
Thanks for coming. Thank you.
Fifty Shades of Love.
[Applause]
Angre
Ace Casting Agency
Ace Casting Agency
[Anjali] Are you answering that
or should I do it?
Now you won't even need glycerine.
Right?
I mean, you're so used to crying.
That was horrible.
Hello.
No, this is her manager speaking.
Okay. Uh-huh.
Fifty Shades of Love.
Hmm.
First, send us the script.
I'll check Ms Sumi's schedule
and let you know.
Yeah? Thank you.
I'm not going anywhere.
Think about it.
It's the main lead.
Bombay Deluxe
Hey shorty asle
Are you offering me this?
It's a turn-off! Yes?
You're trying to serve me
last night's stale dish.
You dk.
[Other language]
Aiyappa doesn't like this.
Come on.
Aiyappa wants her.
Anjali?
At this hour?
Any problem?
Arjun, I want to
thank you for Mangesh.
Forget about it.
He had it coming.
Anjali,
I don't have such intentions.
But I do have them.
[Aiyappa] Hey.
Why are you looking over there?
Hey!
Why are you looking over there,
you whre?
Watch me.
Watch how I screw you.
This is
how I screw you.
I'll screw you like this.
Like this
Little Soldier, time to get up!
You're laughing.
Yes?
You whre!
Just wait.
I'll put a smile on your face.
[screams]
[Noor] Sir, I didn't laugh.
-I didn't laugh!
-[Grunts]
-Sir! I Sir
-Never mind.
I swear, I didn't laugh!
So you'll laugh now!
-Let go of me!
-[Groans]
Sir
Sir!
[Groans]
[Muffled groans]
-[Screaming]
-You'll laugh all your life.
-You'll laugh out loud!
-[Screaming]
[Groans]
Hey
Damn it!
Is this Japanese even a girl
or a rubber band?
She is screwing herself.
Look at her.
What's the big deal?
Even I can do it.
Shut up!
If you try this, your limbs
will be bent like crabs.
You'll need some coconut oil
and a strong pull from both ends.
Only then will you
unlock yourself.
-I'll always be better than Rama.
-Hey.
Rama is my wife.
Stay in your limits.
[Man 5] Noor is screaming, sir!
Aiyappa is in her room.
[Noor screaming]
[Aiyappa] Don't cry,
you have to laugh.
-[Aiyappa] Madhu, let her laugh.
-[Noor screaming]
Let her laugh.
-Wait, Madhu. Let go of her!
-[Madhu] Wait
-Why are you laughing?
-Let go of her.
[Noor screaming]
[Noor crying]
Yes, brother.
I'm coming over.
Sorry.
He died for no reason.
I didn't want to kill him, I swear.
What could I do?
He tore apart her mouth.
This dk had gone crazy.
What do we do with him?
[Anna] I'll bury you right
Chitti will eat an idli
and Aiyappa will be free
of the Planet Saturn.
[Groans]
[Present Day]
Muruga!
I think it's going to rain.
Hope it won't rain blood.
Dig two feet deeper, Katya!
Anna calling
[Voice over] For the last 15 years,
[Voice over] Mumbai has been spared
of gang-related violence
and it's only because
of a treaty.
Is this treaty still in force?
Is a big gang war in the offing?
[Man 6] Absolutely.