Chainsaw Man (2022) s01e04 Episode Script
Rescue
Bring a human to me
if you want this cat alive.
No lives matter.
It's just a cat.
Then, why am I running
to find a human?
To save Meowy?
What a stupid reason.
I like blood.
The taste, the smell.
It makes me feel death.
But I just realized lately
that blood is warm,
and cozy.
Why did you save me?
I was going to get you killed.
What a stupid reason.
Sorry for lying to you.
Since you saved Meowy,
I'll let you touch my boobs.
Great!
Ouch!
(Chainsaw Man)
Can you move?
Not even a finger.
Run away with Meowy.
The chainsaw can't come out.
Because I don't have enough blood?
Found you at last.
Was it you who killed bat?
He was my man.
Oh.
You look pretty cute.
I like your face. So I'll let you live.
And those behind me?
I'll kill them.
Then die!
He fought with his life
just to touch some boobs?
No way.
Bat got killed by
a little puppy like you?
Our dream was to eat
all the humans on earth.
We lacked tactics.
But it was a beautiful dream.
Our dream was ruined
by a puppy like you.
It's such a pity to kill a pretty boy.
But you should die nonetheless.
How can I die before touching boobs?
Boring.
Got killed by such a vulgar guy.
You have my sympathy, bat.
What a stupid reason.
Everyone takes this
seriously, except you.
Everybody looks down on my goal.
They want revenge,
protecting their families.
or saving their cats.
A bunch of nonsense.
Your dreams are all so grand.
Why don't we have a battle of dreams?
If I can kill you,
then your dream is
even lesser than mine.
You make cute noises.
Little puppy barks louder. Woof woof.
Fine. I'll eat you.
Come on.
But you have to win me first
in this battle of dreams.
Devil
Lunch time.
Kon.
This is Leech Devil.
Can I eat it?
Yes.
Leech Devil destroyed.
Rookies, find the survivors,
check their status and get them out.
-Got it.
-Got it.
Senior Himeno,
please watch out for devils.
Okay.
You and Blood Fiend need to
answer a few questions.
-Battle of dreams
-And Meowy?
We'll send the cat to
an animal hospital for a health check.
Your arm
I brought it back.
It recovered after
they gave you blood transfusion.
You do resemble devils a lot.
Weren't you chatting
away with a devil too?
I saw it.
You are indeed ignorant.
Devil hunters make contracts
with devils to fight other devils.
I have a contract with Fox Devil.
It gives me a devil's power.
In return, the fox will
eat a part of my body.
This time I gave it my skin.
Sounds painful.
Devils always want humans dead.
The same goes for Fiends.
Power is great.
The monitor shows that
you two left your patrol area.
(Pause)
The monitor shows that you two left your patrol area.
Not only that,
a lot of your blood
was left in the house
in which Bat Devil was
most likely located.
You almost got killed
by Blood Fiend, right?
I don't know the reason.
But you're talking
in their favor again.
Am I? I don't know.
My daughter wants to see
the guy with the chainsaw.
Thank you.
A devil came to the company
and threatened to eat me.
I wanted to escape but saw him wearing
the public safety sector's uniform.
So I came here to say thank you.
He said a man's life doesn't matter.
The devil threw my car
aside with me in it.
It was a devil with
a chainsaw on his head
If I make further investigation
and report it to the superiors,
both the Blood Fiend and you
will be punished.
But considering that no one died,
I'll let you walk away
if you promise me one thing.
You have to listen to my orders.
You are stupid, childish,
and have no moral compass.
I'm your senior.
And I regard myself
as morally righteous.
If you're willing to obey me,
you can still live your current life.
So? Answer me if you understand.
I will remember that.
Don't worry.
I don't have any
great ambitions like you lot.
My dreams are petty.
But I'll work as hard as you.
Look forward to it.
And remember to use
honorifics when you talk.
Fine. I'll think about that too.
Right? Told you I'm not to blame.
So get this thing off of me.
Is it really fine?
If this Fiend kills
someone in the future,
you'll be held responsible
for letting her go, Aki.
We are devil hunters.
Whether they are devils or fiends,
we have to use every resource available.
But enemies will always be enemies.
They are just tools.
I have no intention
to get familiar with you.
Come in.
Excuse me.
He said he walked out of
the patrol area without noticing,
and then he saw a house
that gave out a bad devil vibe
and bumped into Bat Devil.
Denji turned into a chainsaw
and killed Bat Devil,
and was then attacked by Leech Devil,
which was killed by Division 4.
Other than that, no pieces of Gun
were found on Bat and Leech.
That's all.
Thank you.
But how did Denji and Power
wander off so far without noticing?
Because they are incredibly stupid.
Leaving their patrol area is
against the regulation, remember?
No members died this time
and two devils were destroyed.
I think we can let it go.
I see.
I'll leave then.
Are you less rigid now?
Is it because you live with Denji?
How is that possible?
I didn't change at all.
Where
What's for lunch?
Curry.
Great.
What's that? Devil?
Hey hey!
This house is tiny.
I hope you can give a room to Power.
You'll definitely be
a good collar to both of them.
-Why do you send all the trouble to my home?
-Meowy, stop there.
-Because I trust you the most.
-Looks delicious.
-Because I trust you the most.
-You can't just take the food.
-This is mine now.
-That's my best toast!
Okay.
It's weird for her to keep living here.
Right.
Don't worry.
Power said she would behave.
It'll be fine.
I hate vegetables.
Away!
Carrot.
No throwing vegetables here.
You!
Don't you think it's
disrespectful to farmers?
Devil.
Toilet.
I'm used to flushing it once in a while.
Flush it!
It stinks.
I'm used to taking
a shower once in a while.
Take a shower!
You stink.
What's up with you?
Humans are so troublesome.
Right? Meowy?
That bastard.
Showed up without notice
and messed around the house.
Devils don't know
how to flush the toilet?
And even left all the vegetables.
Hey, you!
Poop Devil.
Your poop stain is stuck on the toilet.
Did we agree
to let you rub my boobs?
Come then.
Come on. Don't you want it?
Come rub them
But there is a condition.
Three times only.
Three times
The first is because you saved Meowy.
The second is for killing Bat.
And the third, for helping me
before the samurai head.
I was just lying when
I promised you that.
But I'll give you three rubs
as a reward for your work.
Do it with gratitude in your heart.
Angel
if you want this cat alive.
No lives matter.
It's just a cat.
Then, why am I running
to find a human?
To save Meowy?
What a stupid reason.
I like blood.
The taste, the smell.
It makes me feel death.
But I just realized lately
that blood is warm,
and cozy.
Why did you save me?
I was going to get you killed.
What a stupid reason.
Sorry for lying to you.
Since you saved Meowy,
I'll let you touch my boobs.
Great!
Ouch!
(Chainsaw Man)
Can you move?
Not even a finger.
Run away with Meowy.
The chainsaw can't come out.
Because I don't have enough blood?
Found you at last.
Was it you who killed bat?
He was my man.
Oh.
You look pretty cute.
I like your face. So I'll let you live.
And those behind me?
I'll kill them.
Then die!
He fought with his life
just to touch some boobs?
No way.
Bat got killed by
a little puppy like you?
Our dream was to eat
all the humans on earth.
We lacked tactics.
But it was a beautiful dream.
Our dream was ruined
by a puppy like you.
It's such a pity to kill a pretty boy.
But you should die nonetheless.
How can I die before touching boobs?
Boring.
Got killed by such a vulgar guy.
You have my sympathy, bat.
What a stupid reason.
Everyone takes this
seriously, except you.
Everybody looks down on my goal.
They want revenge,
protecting their families.
or saving their cats.
A bunch of nonsense.
Your dreams are all so grand.
Why don't we have a battle of dreams?
If I can kill you,
then your dream is
even lesser than mine.
You make cute noises.
Little puppy barks louder. Woof woof.
Fine. I'll eat you.
Come on.
But you have to win me first
in this battle of dreams.
Devil
Lunch time.
Kon.
This is Leech Devil.
Can I eat it?
Yes.
Leech Devil destroyed.
Rookies, find the survivors,
check their status and get them out.
-Got it.
-Got it.
Senior Himeno,
please watch out for devils.
Okay.
You and Blood Fiend need to
answer a few questions.
-Battle of dreams
-And Meowy?
We'll send the cat to
an animal hospital for a health check.
Your arm
I brought it back.
It recovered after
they gave you blood transfusion.
You do resemble devils a lot.
Weren't you chatting
away with a devil too?
I saw it.
You are indeed ignorant.
Devil hunters make contracts
with devils to fight other devils.
I have a contract with Fox Devil.
It gives me a devil's power.
In return, the fox will
eat a part of my body.
This time I gave it my skin.
Sounds painful.
Devils always want humans dead.
The same goes for Fiends.
Power is great.
The monitor shows that
you two left your patrol area.
(Pause)
The monitor shows that you two left your patrol area.
Not only that,
a lot of your blood
was left in the house
in which Bat Devil was
most likely located.
You almost got killed
by Blood Fiend, right?
I don't know the reason.
But you're talking
in their favor again.
Am I? I don't know.
My daughter wants to see
the guy with the chainsaw.
Thank you.
A devil came to the company
and threatened to eat me.
I wanted to escape but saw him wearing
the public safety sector's uniform.
So I came here to say thank you.
He said a man's life doesn't matter.
The devil threw my car
aside with me in it.
It was a devil with
a chainsaw on his head
If I make further investigation
and report it to the superiors,
both the Blood Fiend and you
will be punished.
But considering that no one died,
I'll let you walk away
if you promise me one thing.
You have to listen to my orders.
You are stupid, childish,
and have no moral compass.
I'm your senior.
And I regard myself
as morally righteous.
If you're willing to obey me,
you can still live your current life.
So? Answer me if you understand.
I will remember that.
Don't worry.
I don't have any
great ambitions like you lot.
My dreams are petty.
But I'll work as hard as you.
Look forward to it.
And remember to use
honorifics when you talk.
Fine. I'll think about that too.
Right? Told you I'm not to blame.
So get this thing off of me.
Is it really fine?
If this Fiend kills
someone in the future,
you'll be held responsible
for letting her go, Aki.
We are devil hunters.
Whether they are devils or fiends,
we have to use every resource available.
But enemies will always be enemies.
They are just tools.
I have no intention
to get familiar with you.
Come in.
Excuse me.
He said he walked out of
the patrol area without noticing,
and then he saw a house
that gave out a bad devil vibe
and bumped into Bat Devil.
Denji turned into a chainsaw
and killed Bat Devil,
and was then attacked by Leech Devil,
which was killed by Division 4.
Other than that, no pieces of Gun
were found on Bat and Leech.
That's all.
Thank you.
But how did Denji and Power
wander off so far without noticing?
Because they are incredibly stupid.
Leaving their patrol area is
against the regulation, remember?
No members died this time
and two devils were destroyed.
I think we can let it go.
I see.
I'll leave then.
Are you less rigid now?
Is it because you live with Denji?
How is that possible?
I didn't change at all.
Where
What's for lunch?
Curry.
Great.
What's that? Devil?
Hey hey!
This house is tiny.
I hope you can give a room to Power.
You'll definitely be
a good collar to both of them.
-Why do you send all the trouble to my home?
-Meowy, stop there.
-Because I trust you the most.
-Looks delicious.
-Because I trust you the most.
-You can't just take the food.
-This is mine now.
-That's my best toast!
Okay.
It's weird for her to keep living here.
Right.
Don't worry.
Power said she would behave.
It'll be fine.
I hate vegetables.
Away!
Carrot.
No throwing vegetables here.
You!
Don't you think it's
disrespectful to farmers?
Devil.
Toilet.
I'm used to flushing it once in a while.
Flush it!
It stinks.
I'm used to taking
a shower once in a while.
Take a shower!
You stink.
What's up with you?
Humans are so troublesome.
Right? Meowy?
That bastard.
Showed up without notice
and messed around the house.
Devils don't know
how to flush the toilet?
And even left all the vegetables.
Hey, you!
Poop Devil.
Your poop stain is stuck on the toilet.
Did we agree
to let you rub my boobs?
Come then.
Come on. Don't you want it?
Come rub them
But there is a condition.
Three times only.
Three times
The first is because you saved Meowy.
The second is for killing Bat.
And the third, for helping me
before the samurai head.
I was just lying when
I promised you that.
But I'll give you three rubs
as a reward for your work.
Do it with gratitude in your heart.
Angel