Chibiverse (2022) s01e04 Episode Script

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Way underground, we start our story ♪
In a Disney laboratory ♪
Super-duper confidential spot ♪
Where a bunch of crackpot scientists ♪
Said, "What the heck?
We're trying this" ♪
And grabbed up every story that we got ♪
They threw 'em all together
In a mash-up machine ♪
Produced a glowing orb
About the size of a bean ♪
Slid it underneath
The microscope and found ♪
A bunch of cutesy characters
Just fussing around ♪
-Fussing around ♪
-Fussing around ♪
They're Disney Chibis
With their own TV show ♪
-Hilarious ♪
-And very well-rehearsed ♪
We know the logic's murky
But who cares? They're quirky ♪
Welcome to the Chibiverse ♪
They're Disney Chibis
With their own TV show ♪
So stinking cute
Your heart is gonna burst
Ready, set, let's go ♪
Time for the show ♪
Welcome to the Chibiverse ♪
Wait, are we sure this was a good idea?
Uh
Chibiverse ♪
BOTH: Hello, Chibis!
I'm Molly McGee.
And I'm Penny Proud.
(cheers and applause)
And I'm so excited to be hosting today
with my new BFF Penny
that I made these life-sized
cardboard cutouts of us hugging!
Which is so nice
and definitely a normal thing to do.
Uh, we can't wait to show you
some Chibi adventures.
Plus, we'll be ending the show
with an all-out epic
BOTH: Chibi pet parade!
MOLLY: Where our favorite furballs
will show off their super-cute skills.
I can't wait for Puff to strut his stuff.
Suga Mama taught him to roll over,
play dead and pick locks.
But first, let's read from
our Chibiverse suggestion box.
Okay, "Chibiverse hosts
shouldn't be able to date
until marriage?"
Daddy!
(laughs nervously) Moving on.
Our next suggestion says,
"Chibi villains should be in charge
of the Chibiverse."
Wait, what? Who wrote this?
GLOMGOLD: We did.
(all laughing)
-(both gasp)
-It's all the Chibi villains!
Uh, while we try to sort out
this nonsense,
let's watch
some Proud Family Chibi adventures.
(screams)
-(clucking)
-(barking)
(explosion)
(funky dance music plays)
(swinging rock music plays)
(pop synth music plays)
(record needle scratches)
(giggling)
(joyful squealing)
(giggling)
(tires screech)
(shrieks)
(cat caterwauls)
(indistinct shouting)
(horn blares)
(snakes hissing)
(car horn blaring)
(giggling)
(bones snap)
(laughter)
(laughs)
(laughter continues)
(laughs)
-(loud crash over phone video)
-(both laugh)
(both growl)
(all growl)
(plucking)
(snarls and howls)
(cries)
(dragon roaring)
(shushing)
Let me get this straight.
Instead of watching
a super-cute pet parade,
you want to take over the Chibiverse
for nefarious purposes?
That's right, human girl.
For too long,
these Chibiverse celebrations
have championed the saccharine,
the adorable, the cute.
Meanwhile, the Chibi villains
have been forced to the sidelines,
while our stories go untold.
Yeah, and being cute is for losers.
Hard disagree. But in the spirit
of the suggestion box, what do you want?
For every Chibi to say
that I'm the richest duck,
and not Scrooge McDuck!
(cackles)
(sighs)
The loud duck speaks for himself,
but what we desire is to rule
the Chibiverse with an iron fist!
(all laugh)
Hmm?
(gasps)
(clears throat) Whoa!
(chuckles)
(woman screams)
(grunts)
-(bones snap)
-(screams)
(giggles)
(laughs)
(laughs)
(sighs)
(roars)
(all scream)
(groans)
(teeth chattering)
(hoots)
(both laughing)
(creature snarling)
-(blows landing)
-(creature roaring)
(ringing)
-Hmm?
-(stomach rumbles)
(stomach rumbles)
(whistles)
(romantic music playing)
(both sigh)
(stomach rumbling)
(stomach rumbles)
(slurps)
(stomach rumbles)
(stomach rumbles)
(whistles)
(romantic music playing)
(grunts)
Uh, what do you think you're doing?
Redecorating.
We had no idea
Chibi villains felt left out.
And we've got some Chibi adventures
with villains.
Is this true?
Oh, you'll see.
(growls)
(roars)
(bells jingle)
(trumpet blares)
(screams)
(dance music plays)
(gunshot)
(growls)
(blows raspberry)
(snarling)
(bell tolls)
(gasps)
(thunder crashes)
(dings)
(elevator bell dings)
(electricity crackles)
-(all scream)
-(loud crash)
(elevator bell dings)
(elevator bell dings)
(elevator bell dings)
-(electricity crackles)
-(elevator bell dings)
(thunder crashes)
(punches landing)
(thunder crashes)
(screams)
(laughs)
So? What you think?
Yes. You're right.
We saw ghosts, specters,
and then an adventure
in which the villain was defeated!
From now on, villains will do the winning.
Audrey, time for stage two of our plan.
Sure thing. This should be a blast.
-(all scream)
-(laughing)
Just as I thought.
Unbreakable magic locked cage.
Bummer.
Molly, you in danger, girl.
Not so fast, ladies.
Yes. And now with a captive audience,
the Chibi villains are now in charge!
(all laughing)
I'm sorry I ever questioned
your thing for cardboard cutouts.
(electricity crackles)
(banjo music playing)
(cannon firing)
Arr!
Arr.
(all shouting angrily)
-(both giggle)
-Arr!
(whistling)
(burps)
-(barks)
-(all sob)
(angry shouting)
Whew.
(whirring)
(hair dryers crackle)
(timer ticking)
(wolf-whistles)
(timer beeping)
(blows raspberry)
(timer ticks, dings)
(timer dings)
(loud crash)
So, uh, how long do you think it'll take
for them to realize
those are just cardboard cutouts of us?
I don't know.
Some of these Chibis
aren't playing with a full deck.
Glomgold likes sharks.
(screams)
We've got to find a way
to stop these villains.
More importantly, save the pet parade.
I wish we had some help,
but all of our friends
are locked in a cage.
Locked. Molly, that's it!
Puff can pick locks, remember?
If you distract the villains,
I can make it to Puff
and get him to let all our friends out.
I was born to be a distraction.
Hello, fellow Chibi villains.
It's me, Evil-lizabeth.
You know, that villain
from that evil place.
She sounds evil.
I buy it.
(rumbling)
(both snort)
(all shriek)
-(teeth chattering)
-(horn honks)
(monkey shrieks)
(camera shutter clicks)
(elephant trumpets)
(cackles)
(roars)
(hisses)
-(screams)
-(roars)
(both scream)
(camera shutter clicks)
(plays melody)
Troy Bolton and Gabriella ♪
Met at a ski lodge party
On New Year's Eve ♪
(party favors blow)
He plays basketball ♪
She does decathlon ♪
But, like, for science and math.
Deep down, they both want to sing out ♪
They inadvertently
Try out for the school play ♪
Miss Darbus offers a callback ♪
That really ticks off Sharpay ♪
We'll come back to her later.
Now everyone in school's inspired ♪
To follow all their dreams ♪
Then Chad and Taylor ♪
Say, "No, no, no" ♪
Stay in your lane
Yeah, stick to the status quo ♪
Then they hatch a scheme ♪
To make Troy talk trash ♪
How did he not see that webcam? ♪
Gab gives up on the callback ♪
Subsequently ♪
Troy's basketball game's all off ♪
They make up
But Sharpay tells Miss Darbus ♪
To schedule the callback
At the same time ♪
As the basketball championship
And scholastic decathlon ♪
But through hacking the gym's power ♪
And some weird chemistry ♪
They make the callback ♪
Get cast as leads ♪
Even though Sharpay
Arguably earned it more ♪
Wildcats win their game ♪
Then they sing and dance ♪
We're all in this together ♪
I may be an evil villain,
but even I found myself
rooting for Troy and Gabriella.
PENNY: Puff, do your thing!
(all gasp)
The time has come, pets.
Today is our inde-pet-dence day.
(all cheer)
This can't be good.
Hey! Aah!
(screaming)
No! I will not be defeated
by a few mere pets.
HAMSTER: Too late, bro.
And you can stay there.
(growls) You've won this time, Chibis,
but we'll be back.
We'll
Most of us will be back.
(all cheer)
And now that we've restored peace
to the Chibiverse,
we can finally end the show with a
BOTH: Chibi pet parade!
(cow lows)
(barking)
Well, it looks like Chibi cuteness
triumphs over evil once more.
That's our show.
Thanks again for watching the
Chibiverse ♪
(upbeat music plays)