Crash Course (2022) s01e04 Episode Script

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Shanaya.
The number you're calling
Shanaya!
Shanaya!
What is this behavior, Shanaya Kazi?
Ma'am please listen.
She is stressed about her exam
-May I stay for a while?
-Fine.
Oh my God!
Now at least Mother Earth can breathe!
Stop it.
What's wrong?
Why do you look down and out?
Nothing. Just studies and all that.
Why haven't you showered?
You look like a hot mess!
And all this
What? I said hot.
Mess but hot!
What's wrong?
Now you're making me
explain my jokes.
Nikki, I think it's late,
you should leave.
As if I care.
I'm asking you to leave!
Shanaya, I came all this way to meet you
Did I ask you to come here?
I didn't, right? Just leave.
I'm leaving, you badly-behaved woman!
Nikki
Nikki
Did you tell Sathya?
No, and I never will.
I think we can do one thing
Let's tell my aunt.
I know she's a little strict but
she can help you.
You are not telling Sathya
and no telling Aunty either.
You know how strict
my uncle and aunt are.
They'll kill me.
But, Shanaya, we need to do
something about it.
Promise me.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I used to think
my only job was to ensure
that my students secured good ranks.
But
our respected
Home Minister Mr. Ramprakash Meena
changed my mind.
And I realized
that since this city,
the students, this institute
are all mine,
And I need to step up
and take responsibility.
Kota city has always functioned
a certain way,
but now it's time for a change.
As always,
R.J. Institute is going to be
at the forefront of this change.
We are about to launch not one,
but two suicide prevention schemes.
Here in Kota, the students
are away from their families.
They miss parental guidance.
And that's why
they get homesick and depressed.
To counter this,
we are introducing Kota's first-ever
SCU
Students' Care Unit.
It is my pleasure to invite
Dr. Kusum Diwan
and Dr. Gunjan Jaiswal on stage.
Please come forward.
Dr. Kusum Diwan
and Dr. Gunjan Jaiswal,
they are trained professional
psycho-analysts.
They will mentor the students,
solve their academic
and non-academic problems,
and will be available for them 24x7.
We are introducing another scheme
known as R.J. Rakshak.
The formation of
R.J. Rakshak security team
has been based on the same pattern
of rules and regulations
followed by
international universities like
Oxford, Harvard, Yale, and Leicester.
They will protect the R.J. students,
keep an eye on them,
and make sure they
don't go down the wrong path.
And to conclude,
I will request
our honorable Home Minister
Mr. Ramprakash Meena
to say a few words.
Thank you, Mr. Jindal.
I am hopeful that
Mr. Jindal's new initiatives
will prove to be beneficial.
And I would like to ask the
owners of the other institutes
to come up with plans
plans to tackle the situation.
And quickly!
Hello.
Hello, Chubby Cheeks.
How are you?
I'm fine, chilling with my
vitamin C tablets.
So, going on a date?
No, I'm not.
I'm helping a friend with his studies.
What useless friends!
Why aren't they hitting on you?
And you, you have turned out to be
just like your father.
Papa had topped
the medical entrance exam.
I'll be happy if I manage to be
among the JEE Top 10!
Your Papa!
Yes, that's all he achieved.
You should thank me for finding
a hot chick for him to marry.
If it was up to him
-"Hot chick!"
-he would've married a stethoscope!
Looks like
I'll die without the joy
of seeing you have an affair.
You're such a drama queen.
You'll live a long life!
And I don't have the time
to find a boyfriend.
You don't "find" a boyfriend,
you trap them.
Feast on their broken hearts
and their money!
And have fun!
Let me tell you something
you're a hottie among
these engineering nerds!
Okay, bye, Ms. Know-it-all. Bye.
Okay, bye. Yo!
Vidhi
What's this?
How did you manage this?
Like this.
Are you crazy? This is illegal.
So what if it's illegal,
I did it, you didn't.
I'm the one who's guilty, not you.
What if someone finds out?
Once you are among the Top 10,
no one will care.
Really?
You are so cute Anil!
You've made my life easier.
Treat's on me.
Thank you.
Yes?
No.
What's your problem?
Tell me, what's your problem?
This seat is reserved.
Mr. Binny?
Mister?
Sir.
Sir?
Binny ji
Binny ji?
Vidhi calls you that, so I
Vidhi?
Vidhi ji
Vidhi ji?
-Ma'am, Vidhi ma'am.
-Why are you bullying him?
-Vidhi ma'am?
-Brother, he is Anil!
A very good friend.
He's very helpful.
He's also from Khurja.
This guy?
Do you think he can protect you?
Come on.
So you're very helpful, she says.
Who else have you been helping?
No one. No one.
Come closer.
Closer.
Bend.
Look at me.
Keep your Chemistry
limited to the syllabus.
If you go beyond it,
I'll mess up your Biology!
Move back
further
Put your hands up.
Take your shirt off.
-Stop it!
-What are you doing?
Taking your shirt off in public?!
What are you doing?
Please get up.
Come on!
You're always bullying everyone.
Please go
And what were you doing? Sit.
-Thanks a lot.
-Coffee.
You saved me.
Cheers!
Yeah. You got it.
-Thank you, sir.
-Well done.
You know,
I was sure that
you wouldn't be given permission.
But,
I'm actually very glad that
K.D. put our institute rivalry aside
and did this for a student
Sir, do you give extra classes
to other students as well?
No, you're special.
Actually, after I return home,
I just work on my research paper.
Sir, this sounds so amazing.
You're a teacher and
a researcher as well.
But I hope you don't spend
all your time studying.
Extra-curricular activities or something?
Sir, I did play badminton in school
but the coach wasn't happy
about my footwork.
I'm really good at badminton.
If you want, we can play
badminton together.
Sir, badminton
Hey, it's fun.
It's all Physics.
You'll learn it very fast.
-Yeah?
-Done, sir.
-Okay, done.
-Should I serve your food, sir?
Yes. Call Granny as well.
She wants to eat in her room.
Okay, you can leave.
Your grandmother
Does she live with you?
Granny!
Come on.
It's time for dinner.
Who is this pretty girl?
She's my student,
she's here for classes.
He may look very strict
but he's actually a sweetheart.
Please eat, Granny. I'll be back.
Hello?
Yes, we've reached.
We're just leaving the station.
We'll rent a room nearby.
We'll go to a few institutes tomorrow.
No need to inform him.
We'll just land up at the hostel.
Okay, bye.
What're you looking at, Ani?
Let's go.
This is the best part.
For this position,
one has to be really flexible.
Anil, it's time to lose your
virtual-Virginity.
Yes!
Aviral Bharti is coming!
Yes.
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Who's come now?
Right when I was
ready to fire.
Is Anil here?
Papa
Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?!
Is this why you've come to Kota?
-Sorry, Uncle.
-Sorry, Uncle.
Spare a thought for your parents!
Aren't you Sathya Srinivasan,
the topper?
Aren't you his friend?
Is this what you're teaching him?
Have you ever checked if he's studying?
Anirudh stood first in sixth grade.
We want him to start his IIT coaching.
But we can't!
We don't have the money!
We can afford to keep
only one of you here.
Uncle,
he'll study
What if he moves up to Section B, Uncle?
If he could,
he would've already been there.
The next test is in two weeks.
He'll work hard.
Please give him some time.
We will all work hard with him.
Yes, Uncle. In fact, he might
move up to Section A.
Please, Uncle.
Let's go, Anirudh.
I'm taking Anirudh to the Institute,
to collect the form.
Let me know if you need anything.
Uncle, some noodles and juice, please.
-Let's go, son.
-Dumbass!
-Bye, Ani.
-Bye, brother.
Have you lost your mind?
-But I just asked for juice
-I'm not talking to you!
But you are doing so well in Chemistry.
But I'm screwed in Math and Physics.
I was in the middle of Section C,
now I'm at the bottom.
This is what happens when you
only study Chemistry to impress Vidhi.
Don't worry, brother.
We have Sathya Srinivasan, the topper.
Topper, my foot!
Want to see some emotional porn?
Ah Ah Anil!
Bro,
after meeting your father
my respect for you has gone up.
'Cause, you're a good soul,
and he's an asshole
Why don't you divorce him?
Send him divorce papers.
He doesn't deserve you, man.
-Trust me.
-Shut up, you fool.
And don't worry, we'll figure it out.
Yes, Vidhi, three chapters of Chemistry.
I'll do it.
And I'm sorry, Shanaya Kazi,
we have no use for your services, doctor.
Operation Anil Baid is closed.
What nonsense!
Laughing at his own lame jokes.
-Shanaya. Shan
-If you need any help with studies
You've offended her.
-What's wrong?
-please don't come to me.
We're meeting after a long time.
No
you forced me to come.
I'd rather sleep in my room than
listen to this nonsense.
Shanaya
Shanaya, what is going on?
Just tell me.
-That was pretty rude.
-Why are you following me?!
Am I your girlfriend?
I'm not, right? Then just go back
to your friends, man!
What the fuck!
Have you gone crazy?!
Yes, I'm fucking crazy, so leave me alone!
-Shanaya, you're over
-You know what,
you and I
We're done.
-What have I done? You can't just
-Why not?!
How long would this go on anyway?
Two months?
Three months?
For a year, maximum.
Or do you plan to marry me?
Shanaya,
stop pissing me
Fuck you!
What's wrong with him?
Sathya isn't answering my call.
I'm going crazy!
Don't worry, we'll do something.
You won't be able to do anything!
Anil.
Listen to me, Anil.
We'll figure something out.
I would've helped you if I was any good.
Yeah, you're just good at
making false promises!
"He'll move up to Section A."
As if it's possible.
Calm down.
What do you mean by "calm down"?
I've called him so many times.
That topper isn't answering my calls!
He'll be back soon.
Called him so many times!
Where've you been, bro?
He's been waiting for you for so long.
Hey, you're the topper here,
if you don't help him, who will?
I don't know.
What does that mean?
It's your responsibility.
You've promised his father.
He is not my responsibility.
If he wants, let him go back!
We'll figure something out.
Don't worry.
Yes?
Can you please help Anil
with Chemistry, Physics and Math?
Will a Bengali ever choose
veggies over fish?
Never!
-I'll treat you to homemade sweets.
-Pfft!
-I'll iron your clothes.
-Pfft!
We'll ensure that Sathya sits
next to you in class.
Pfft!
No "pfft".
How many days?
Two days.
Two months.
Do you agree?
Yes.
Hydrogen, sodium, silver, potassium
lithium, ammonium, William
Hey!
That's the name of a king.
I said helium.
Shut up.
As if you remember everything.
Hydrogen, sodium, silver,
potassium, lithium, ammonium,
barium, calcium, copper, magnesium,
zinc, lead, iron 2, iron 3, ammonia,
chloride, bromide, fluoride,
iodide, hydroxide, nitride,
oxide, sulphite, sulphate, carbonate,
hydrogen carbonate!
Rakesh
I've completed two chapters.
Can I drink some water?
This formula
you just need to memorize it.
It'll be easy after that.
Copy the question quickly.
What's going on?
Studies.
Haven't your parents
sent you here to study?
-She's my friend, sir.
-And you're wasting your time with girls!
The R.J. Rakshaks are acting like cops.
They are cops.
Haven't you read the notice board?
So
tell me about your family.
Fuck off!
Complete four chapters
and you'll get everything.
Bully!
What did Aviral tell you the other day?
That
you said
I'm smarter than Vidhi.
What?
That I am smarter than Vidhi.
The Cartesian law
No, no, we're just friends
This is the best reaction!
We are just friends!
God
please make sure that I don't fail.
I don't want to fail.
-Shashank, hi.
-Hey, come in.
How are you?
Good.
I haven't seen Batra sir in a while.
Papa is taking a break
for a few days.
-I'm running it for now.
-Okay.
You can talk to me.
Only if you think
Of course, I know that.
How's it going?
Well, the same old monotonous.
The spare time I get from the institute
and my research,
I spend it with Granny.
-Taking care of her. She
-Yeah. How is she?
She's getting better.
Old age you know how it is.
They turn into kids.
Which, you know, got me thinking about
starting extra classes.
-In fact, one student had
-Tell them you can't.
Sorry?
Tell them you can't.
Because you're going to have no time.
Your research proposal has been approved.
We are going to start funding you.
Shashank
This had been stuck for eight months.
-How
-A small recommendation worked wonders.
If our teacher manages to get a seat
on the National Education Board
with his research,
then it's a win
for the entire institute, right?
The written approval will arrive
in a couple of weeks.
Then we celebrate.
A. K. sir! A. K. sir!
-This is
-A. K. sir! A. K. sir!
This is very overwhelming.
Congratulations, you deserve it.
Okay, learn gravitational potential.
So, body of mass "m" place at "a"
This is "m" place at "a"
So, a=gm/1.
I had so many dreams when I arrived.
Air-conditioned rooms,
teachers who speak in English.
Just look at his pants!
It's so tight
that it's sticking to his ass.
Loser, your father can barely
manage a fee of two thousand bucks
and you're dreaming of
those elite institutes?
This is "m" place at "a"
a=gm/1
Hey! What's going on?
Sit down.
I will not tolerate this in my class.
First-class!
What happened?
They have increased the fees
to two lakh rupees.
Sir.
R.J. INSTITUTE SPREADS ITS WINGS
AS IT GOES ON AN INSTITUTE-ACQUIRING SPREE
Harsh isn't answering my calls either.
Mr. Krishna, it's me, Jindal.
So, Mr. Harsh finally calls!
What can I do for you?
Did you buy two buildings
from Mr. Krishna?
Which buildings?
The ones on M.G. Road?
See, the location was good
and the price was even better!
But are you also interested
in real estate?
My institute operates
out of those buildings.
Oh, what a coincidence!
So surprising!
You needn't worry, Mr. Harsh.
There's no urgency, you can
vacate the buildings after a few days.
Can we work something out?
Who's working out?
-Hello
-Hello
I'm saying
-can we work something out?
-I can't hear you.
Work something out?
Oh, yes.
Join me, Mr. Harsh.
I'm going to Jaipur for a few days.
Get in touch with K.D.
and register your institute
with R.J. Institute.
Everything will work out.
-But, sir
-You don't need to worry.
Everything remains the same.
Only the name changes to
R.J. Institute.
Thank you.
Namaste.
-Ma'am
-Ma'am
-Thank you so much.
-Ma'am
All questions will be answered inside.
We have used the latest technology
to ensure the best service.
I have spoken to madam.
You can explain the details
in your presentation.
Namaste, how are you?
How are you feeling?
-Please lie down. Get some rest.
-I'm feeling better, ma'am.
Is her mood okay?
I'll take care of everything else.
Hello, young lady.
How are you feeling?
I'm feeling good.
Very nice.
-I'm so proud to see such young
-Madam.
Mr. Ratanraj Jindal is here to meet you.
He has been waiting for a while.
I was saying, I feel so proud
to see such young girls
coming out and doing such a noble job.
That's my duty, ma'am.
-Very good.
-Very nice.
You are the future
and this is such a noble cause.
Very good!
The future of our country
is in good hands. Right?
Tell me, K.D.
Harsh is not answering
my calls, Mr. Jindal.
Has he still not signed the papers?
No, he hasn't and I don't think he will.
Fuck him!
Keep the draft ready.
Okay, sir.
Here he is.
-Mr. Jindal.
-Namaste!
Mr. Jindal has supported
the blood donation drive
and all our other rallies
for the last one year.
He's been very supportive.
Please excuse us for a few minutes,
Mr. Ramprakash.
-Sure.
-So, Mr. Jindal,
are you in Jaipur
just to support this drive,
or is there something we can do for you?
Ma'am
Kindly allow me to present something
wonderful in front of you.
Madam, this is a map of Kota city.
If you look carefully,
from Tilak Nagar to Talao,
from Gumanpura and Nayagaon,
all the way to the Talwandi area,
right up to Jhalawar Road,
we have a presence.
We own hospitals, shopping malls,
housing complexes,
and I'm sure
you're well aware of our institutes.
Everywhere we are there!
Madam, we faced
a bit of competition early on,
but now, all of them
are under the R.J. banner.
You really have accomplished a lot.
Tell me, Mr. Jindal, what's on your mind.
Ma'am,
we will be motivated
and we will stand proud
we will strive for success
if you kindly rename Kota city
R.J. City.
Mr. Jindal, it's true that
Kota today is known
only for its educational institutes.
And it's true that
you are the strongest player
in the field of education right now.
Thank you.
But the bigger truth is that
it was Arvind Batra who made Kota
the education capital.
Batra Institute is still
quite well-known in Kota.
I've also heard that this year,
first and second rank holders
of the IIT entrance exam,
are from Batra Institute.
They are lagging far behind.
They are almost finished.
"Almost" isn't good enough, Mr. Jindal.
I understand DLP too.
Let us have this conversation
after they're completely finished.
You have big dreams, Mr. Jindal.
This is not going to be so easy to do.
Batra Institute has made Kota what it is.
And as long as they exist,
Kota can never become R.J. City!
Goodbye.
R.J. CITY
Congratulations.
Thank you so much.
Jindal is a virus we all have to
come together and fight against.
Else he'll take over the entire city.
Thanks for accommodating us.
That too, so promptly.
In fact, we've started the shifting.
-Really?
-Yes.
If you
If you weren't there,
Jindal would've buried
my institute a long time ago.
In fact, you've read my mind, isn't it?
He read my mind.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Congratulations.
Merger
of our names and of our institutes.
Mr. Harsh, this institute is mine
only on paper.
HMI in association with
Batra Institute has a
nice ring to it, right?
You've built your institute
and it will always be yours!
Thank you.
O Lord
please help me out today.
I've worked so hard.
Please help me move up to Section B.
You may start now.
Sir.
I got in!
Oh my God! Rank 23!