Creamerie (2021) s01e04 Episode Script
Episode 4
1
(birds chirping)
(car honks)
(car honks)
‐ Attention.
Secret.
Mad place.
‐ You know morse code?
‐ No.
‐ Oh my God.
‐ It's been 10 hours already.
Are you 100% sure
about the coordinates?
‐ For the millionth time, yes.
‐ Okay, it's just
that sometimes a four
can look like a nine and
rise, what does that even mean?
(sighs)
I don't like it.
Any of it.
‐ What is it?
What's wrong?
‐ The bonfires were here.
The man bonfires.
My brother died here.
In quarantine.
‐ Yeah, pretty messed up place
for a secret man hideout.
‐ I need to go for a piss.
‐ Me too.
(car doors bangs)
(car door bangs)
(belt buckle clicks)
(urine gashing)
‐ Shit. Sorry.
‐ Can I help you?
‐ You don't
‐ What? Have a penis
No need with a pelvic
floor like mine.
‐ We've moved on from
talking about my
kegels, haven't we?
(pants)
(energetic music)
‐ Wonder how the girls are.
Udders must be leaking by now.
‐ Maybe we should just go back.
Let's just go.
‐ We can't, Pip.
‐ Drive.
‐ Drive.
‐ Go.
‐ Drive, drive, drive.
‐ Start the fucking truck.
‐ Drive, Pip.
‐ Who is that?
‐ Just drive.
Drive.
(engine roaring)
‐ Oh my gosh, she has a gun.
Go, go, go, Pip.
(tires screech)
What the hell are you doing?
‐ I'm following the arrows.
‐ Forget the arrows.
Get us out of here.
‐ We can't get out unless
you follow the arrows.
That's the reason
they have the arrows.
Where is the exit? They
should be more intuitive.
‐ My God. We're gonna die.
Pip, she's pointing at us
‐ Let the abundance flow and
the exit will present itself.
‐ There Pip, there.
‐ Where?
‐ [All] There.
‐ I think you'll find
that's the entrance.
‐ For God sake just
get us out of here.
(gunshot fires)
(screaming)
Where is she?
What is she doing?
She's just standing there.
‐ Where am I going?
‐ Just drive
away from her.
‐ You know her.
Don't you?
How?
‐ She killed my friend.
Thomas
She shot him.
‐ When?
‐ About 14 days ago.
‐ 14 days ago?
You were being tracked by
Ms Boba Fett Terminator
back there 14 days ago
and you didn't think to tell us?
What the actual of fudge?
‐ Pip, just calm down.
‐ Me, calm down.
He's the one who's
endangered us all.
He wormed his way into
our life with his worm.
We were doing just fine
before we came along.
‐ Were we, fine?
‐ Look me in the eye
and tell me you'd rather
be here in this mess.
Than three days ago before
he came into our lives.
‐ Shit the mother fucker.
‐ Shit it's her.
‐ Drive, faster.
‐ Go
‐ I always drive
with confidence.
‐ Pip, look out.
‐ Syncfest.
‐ What's syncfest?
‐ It's an annual
celebration of menstruation.
‐ Not exactly your scene.
‐ Just turn around.
‐ I can't, it's one way.
‐ Cover me.
‐ Go, go, go, go.
‐ Come on.
(car honks)
‐ Hey girls.
You forgotten where the fest is?
‐ No.
‐ Well keep going you dopies.
You're going the right way.
(salsa music)
‐ Just go, just go, just go.
‐ Pip. Welcome to syncfest.
‐ Lynley may your menses align.
‐ And your abundance flow deep.
Thought you'd be here already.
You don't usually miss
a moment of anything.
‐ It's true.
Not usually a misser.
‐ We're offering car washes
and valet for charity.
Can I sign you up?
‐ Of course, why not?
‐ Why yes dick?
‐ No thanks Lynley.
‐ Oh Pip, as a respected
community mentor?
I thought I could
count on you for this.
No thanks Lynley, we're good.
‐ Keys.
‐ What?
‐ I need your keys
for the car valet.
I'm not touching
that smelly blanket.
‐ That's not a smelly blanket.
That's my
My grandma.
‐ Who's napping.
‐ We really don't care.
Are you going to go?
‐ Yeah. Sure, sure.
Granny, wake up.
Got to go.
‐ Your grandma's
got veiny ass hands.
‐ Well, your grandma
has a veiny ass, ass.
‐ Pigs.
(soft music)
‐ We're so fucked, the hunter
is going to hunt us down.
‐ Shut up.
Keep walking.
Act normal okay?
There, there granny.
‐ Okay, I think we
should go back and cancel
the car wash.
No, I'm a respected
community mentor.
Okay, as soon as they
sees us in there,
they are going to arrest us.
Why are we walking
ourselves out of the fire,
And into the furnace of hell?
‐ Exactly.
‐ Cause the best hiding
is hiding in the plain sight.
(soft music)
‐ Suck in.
‐ I am sucking in.
‐ Is everything sorted.
‐ Yeah, I told them there
was a roster change.
‐ She bought that?
‐ Yes, I'm a community mentor.
‐ Come on.
‐ Don't screw this
up, Mooney is a hero.
‐ We'll just split up.
Attract less attention.
‐ Wait, we are not
splitting up ok
It never goes well
when people split up.
They always get
picked off one by one.
‐ Yeah, she's right.
The one with the best
hair always dies first.
‐ What?
‐ God, I hope so.
‐ Tuck in my bum.
(suspense music)
‐ Hello.
Love your outfit.
Very edgy.
Toffee Apple?
They're delicious.
I made them myself.
Your not a real
syncfester without one.
Enjoy.
‐ Make a way.
Make a way for the lucky girls.
‐ Pip!
Celebrate our lucky girls.
Release from the constraints
of negative thinking
Open minds
Open hearts
Enduring happiness
Forever free.
Celebrate the lucky girls.
[Parade Leader] Free
forever the lucky girls.
‐ Pip, Pip, Pip.
Oh, sorry.
(soft music)
‐ Pip.
You've got some nerves
showing up here.
‐ Michelle. I can explain.
(Laugh)
‐ I'm just kidding.
If you run, you can probably
still make it on time.
You signed up for the first
shift at the Menarche Tent.
‐ I did.
And I'm running.
‐ Oh, the Menarche
tents this way.
‐ Yep.
Menarche tents this way.
‐ There is not a lot
going on upstairs.
‐ Happy moon time.
Congratulations on
your first bleed.
Don't forget your starter pack
and a complimentary
hot water bottle.
‐ Happy Mennarche.
‐ It's Minaki.
‐ What do you
know? Get your bag.
You bleeding is a blessing.
Next.
There's an us in every uterus.
Just, just help yourself to the
Gift bags.
One each though.
(suspense music)
‐ Pip
What a fortuitous surprise.
They were kind enough to
close this attraction for me
so I could digest it fully.
Why don't you join me?
‐ I'd love to.
‐ Come.
‐ Get on board the menstrual
cycle where everyone
Sisters get on board
the menstrual cycle.
The fun never ends until its..
‐ Jackson.
Jackson.
Jackson.
Jackson.
‐ Everyone loves this
menstruation cycle.
‐ Jackson.
Jackson.
Jackson.
‐ Hello.
‐ Hello?
‐ Are you having a
sync festival day?
‐ Yeah, the best.
‐ It's is not nice to lie.
‐ Syncfest is a day of joy.
Where's yours?
‐ I must have left it at home.
‐ You can't leave it at home.
joy comes through wellness
and wellness is inside you.
(puke)
‐ Oh.
‐ You're Pregnant.
‐ I could have
eaten some bad eggs.
‐ You haven't.
‐ Well,
I'm not preggo. No way.
‐ You're lucky.
I can't wait to be
an abundant mother.
‐ Isn't that a little bit early
to be thinking about that.
It's never early to acknowledge
the power of your vulva
Do you have daughters?
‐ No.
I had a little boy.
‐ A boy?
You can't have boys.
They get unwell and die
before they can be born.
‐ Well, I had him he had
me and his name was Oscar
and he was perfect. Okay.
‐ I had a kitty once he
got squished to death.
Mummy got me a replacement kitty
and thought I didn't know.
It's okay though,
cause your replacement baby
will be a daughter of wellness.
‐ You know nothing
about anything.
‐ I know wellness
is our way of life.
I know wellness is our family.
Wellness is our friends.
Wellness is our bright,
abundant future.
When we become well through
wellness, we become free.
(sad music)
‐ Shut up.
‐ Don't you just love syncfest.
‐ More than life itself.
‐ I envy you, Pip.
‐ Envy?
‐ Envy your potential.
Sometimes I wish I could
go back to being a nobody
just so I could enjoy
realizing my potential again.
The path to your best free self
is littered with landmines.
I know you're wrestling with
one of the biggest landmines
anyone could ever
imagine right now.
You have a house guest.
Is that right?
Where do you see yourself
a year from now, Pip?
‐ I can't define the future.
‐ I can, and the Pip
I see is thriving.
You have more
responsibility at work
perhaps even a seat
on the committee.
Your success flows
to your home and your friends.
Because of you, they are happy.
They are safe.
‐ Jamie?
‐ With child, ripe.
Flourishing and Alex.
Oh, she admires you.
You want what's best
for them, don't you?
All you have to do is
make the right choices.
Make the right choices.
Everything goes back
to the way it was.
Only better.
Make different choices.
Well, you'll all be released
from the constraints
of negative thinking.
Forever free.
You do want things to be
better, don't you Pip?
Your guest with me
by sundown.
Good girl.
‐ Ma, Ma
Fuck them for doing this to you.
Bobby run. Run.
Mom stop. No, don't do that.
No ma
Let me go.
(suspense music)
‐ Jamie, I need to
tell you something.
‐ Jamie, that way.
‐ What? You're not with moony?
‐ No, the hunter.
‐ Jamie, I need to
tell you something.
‐ Stop flapping your
lips and get moony.
Now.
Mom, stop.
I'm okay.
I'm fine.
‐ Come on moony,
show us your dance?
Moony, moony, moony.
‐ Get out my way kids.
‐ How rude?
‐ What is this
new level of hell?
‐ It's a Reflection Labrynth.
(scream)
‐ What?
‐ Shh
Okay, we're sticking
together this time, right?
No splitting up.
No matter what.
Unbelievable.
(suspense music)
‐ Moony.
(mirror hit)
God.
Dam mirrors.
Moony.
(mirror hit)
Stupid bloody mirrors.
‐ I am a respected mentor.
I'm someone people
look to for leadership.
I can manifest an
abundant future.
Whatever choice I make
Will be the right one.
Moony
Moony
Moony?
(mirror hit)
Ah, damn it.
‐ [Jamie] Pip.
‐ Jamie.
‐ [Jamie] Pip.
‐ Jamie.
‐ [Jamie] Follow my voice.
‐ I am.
‐ Pip.
‐ Jamie.
‐ Pip.
(fast steps)
‐ Moonie, there's a lot of them.
I've seen him, he's here.
‐ No shit.
‐ There.
(screams)
‐ Moony.
(screams)
‐ Moony.
‐ Help.
‐ Moony,
Watch out.
No.
No, fuck.
Stupid bloody mirrors.
‐ That's it
Bloody mirrors.
This way.
‐ Excuse me
Excuse me.
Where is Moony?
‐ There.
(suspense music)
‐ Stop the carwash.
I said stop.
Give me the keys.
Jamie, what are you doing?
‐ Does she?
Does she smell like puke to you?
(birds chirping)
(car honks)
(car honks)
‐ Attention.
Secret.
Mad place.
‐ You know morse code?
‐ No.
‐ Oh my God.
‐ It's been 10 hours already.
Are you 100% sure
about the coordinates?
‐ For the millionth time, yes.
‐ Okay, it's just
that sometimes a four
can look like a nine and
rise, what does that even mean?
(sighs)
I don't like it.
Any of it.
‐ What is it?
What's wrong?
‐ The bonfires were here.
The man bonfires.
My brother died here.
In quarantine.
‐ Yeah, pretty messed up place
for a secret man hideout.
‐ I need to go for a piss.
‐ Me too.
(car doors bangs)
(car door bangs)
(belt buckle clicks)
(urine gashing)
‐ Shit. Sorry.
‐ Can I help you?
‐ You don't
‐ What? Have a penis
No need with a pelvic
floor like mine.
‐ We've moved on from
talking about my
kegels, haven't we?
(pants)
(energetic music)
‐ Wonder how the girls are.
Udders must be leaking by now.
‐ Maybe we should just go back.
Let's just go.
‐ We can't, Pip.
‐ Drive.
‐ Drive.
‐ Go.
‐ Drive, drive, drive.
‐ Start the fucking truck.
‐ Drive, Pip.
‐ Who is that?
‐ Just drive.
Drive.
(engine roaring)
‐ Oh my gosh, she has a gun.
Go, go, go, Pip.
(tires screech)
What the hell are you doing?
‐ I'm following the arrows.
‐ Forget the arrows.
Get us out of here.
‐ We can't get out unless
you follow the arrows.
That's the reason
they have the arrows.
Where is the exit? They
should be more intuitive.
‐ My God. We're gonna die.
Pip, she's pointing at us
‐ Let the abundance flow and
the exit will present itself.
‐ There Pip, there.
‐ Where?
‐ [All] There.
‐ I think you'll find
that's the entrance.
‐ For God sake just
get us out of here.
(gunshot fires)
(screaming)
Where is she?
What is she doing?
She's just standing there.
‐ Where am I going?
‐ Just drive
away from her.
‐ You know her.
Don't you?
How?
‐ She killed my friend.
Thomas
She shot him.
‐ When?
‐ About 14 days ago.
‐ 14 days ago?
You were being tracked by
Ms Boba Fett Terminator
back there 14 days ago
and you didn't think to tell us?
What the actual of fudge?
‐ Pip, just calm down.
‐ Me, calm down.
He's the one who's
endangered us all.
He wormed his way into
our life with his worm.
We were doing just fine
before we came along.
‐ Were we, fine?
‐ Look me in the eye
and tell me you'd rather
be here in this mess.
Than three days ago before
he came into our lives.
‐ Shit the mother fucker.
‐ Shit it's her.
‐ Drive, faster.
‐ Go
‐ I always drive
with confidence.
‐ Pip, look out.
‐ Syncfest.
‐ What's syncfest?
‐ It's an annual
celebration of menstruation.
‐ Not exactly your scene.
‐ Just turn around.
‐ I can't, it's one way.
‐ Cover me.
‐ Go, go, go, go.
‐ Come on.
(car honks)
‐ Hey girls.
You forgotten where the fest is?
‐ No.
‐ Well keep going you dopies.
You're going the right way.
(salsa music)
‐ Just go, just go, just go.
‐ Pip. Welcome to syncfest.
‐ Lynley may your menses align.
‐ And your abundance flow deep.
Thought you'd be here already.
You don't usually miss
a moment of anything.
‐ It's true.
Not usually a misser.
‐ We're offering car washes
and valet for charity.
Can I sign you up?
‐ Of course, why not?
‐ Why yes dick?
‐ No thanks Lynley.
‐ Oh Pip, as a respected
community mentor?
I thought I could
count on you for this.
No thanks Lynley, we're good.
‐ Keys.
‐ What?
‐ I need your keys
for the car valet.
I'm not touching
that smelly blanket.
‐ That's not a smelly blanket.
That's my
My grandma.
‐ Who's napping.
‐ We really don't care.
Are you going to go?
‐ Yeah. Sure, sure.
Granny, wake up.
Got to go.
‐ Your grandma's
got veiny ass hands.
‐ Well, your grandma
has a veiny ass, ass.
‐ Pigs.
(soft music)
‐ We're so fucked, the hunter
is going to hunt us down.
‐ Shut up.
Keep walking.
Act normal okay?
There, there granny.
‐ Okay, I think we
should go back and cancel
the car wash.
No, I'm a respected
community mentor.
Okay, as soon as they
sees us in there,
they are going to arrest us.
Why are we walking
ourselves out of the fire,
And into the furnace of hell?
‐ Exactly.
‐ Cause the best hiding
is hiding in the plain sight.
(soft music)
‐ Suck in.
‐ I am sucking in.
‐ Is everything sorted.
‐ Yeah, I told them there
was a roster change.
‐ She bought that?
‐ Yes, I'm a community mentor.
‐ Come on.
‐ Don't screw this
up, Mooney is a hero.
‐ We'll just split up.
Attract less attention.
‐ Wait, we are not
splitting up ok
It never goes well
when people split up.
They always get
picked off one by one.
‐ Yeah, she's right.
The one with the best
hair always dies first.
‐ What?
‐ God, I hope so.
‐ Tuck in my bum.
(suspense music)
‐ Hello.
Love your outfit.
Very edgy.
Toffee Apple?
They're delicious.
I made them myself.
Your not a real
syncfester without one.
Enjoy.
‐ Make a way.
Make a way for the lucky girls.
‐ Pip!
Celebrate our lucky girls.
Release from the constraints
of negative thinking
Open minds
Open hearts
Enduring happiness
Forever free.
Celebrate the lucky girls.
[Parade Leader] Free
forever the lucky girls.
‐ Pip, Pip, Pip.
Oh, sorry.
(soft music)
‐ Pip.
You've got some nerves
showing up here.
‐ Michelle. I can explain.
(Laugh)
‐ I'm just kidding.
If you run, you can probably
still make it on time.
You signed up for the first
shift at the Menarche Tent.
‐ I did.
And I'm running.
‐ Oh, the Menarche
tents this way.
‐ Yep.
Menarche tents this way.
‐ There is not a lot
going on upstairs.
‐ Happy moon time.
Congratulations on
your first bleed.
Don't forget your starter pack
and a complimentary
hot water bottle.
‐ Happy Mennarche.
‐ It's Minaki.
‐ What do you
know? Get your bag.
You bleeding is a blessing.
Next.
There's an us in every uterus.
Just, just help yourself to the
Gift bags.
One each though.
(suspense music)
‐ Pip
What a fortuitous surprise.
They were kind enough to
close this attraction for me
so I could digest it fully.
Why don't you join me?
‐ I'd love to.
‐ Come.
‐ Get on board the menstrual
cycle where everyone
Sisters get on board
the menstrual cycle.
The fun never ends until its..
‐ Jackson.
Jackson.
Jackson.
Jackson.
‐ Everyone loves this
menstruation cycle.
‐ Jackson.
Jackson.
Jackson.
‐ Hello.
‐ Hello?
‐ Are you having a
sync festival day?
‐ Yeah, the best.
‐ It's is not nice to lie.
‐ Syncfest is a day of joy.
Where's yours?
‐ I must have left it at home.
‐ You can't leave it at home.
joy comes through wellness
and wellness is inside you.
(puke)
‐ Oh.
‐ You're Pregnant.
‐ I could have
eaten some bad eggs.
‐ You haven't.
‐ Well,
I'm not preggo. No way.
‐ You're lucky.
I can't wait to be
an abundant mother.
‐ Isn't that a little bit early
to be thinking about that.
It's never early to acknowledge
the power of your vulva
Do you have daughters?
‐ No.
I had a little boy.
‐ A boy?
You can't have boys.
They get unwell and die
before they can be born.
‐ Well, I had him he had
me and his name was Oscar
and he was perfect. Okay.
‐ I had a kitty once he
got squished to death.
Mummy got me a replacement kitty
and thought I didn't know.
It's okay though,
cause your replacement baby
will be a daughter of wellness.
‐ You know nothing
about anything.
‐ I know wellness
is our way of life.
I know wellness is our family.
Wellness is our friends.
Wellness is our bright,
abundant future.
When we become well through
wellness, we become free.
(sad music)
‐ Shut up.
‐ Don't you just love syncfest.
‐ More than life itself.
‐ I envy you, Pip.
‐ Envy?
‐ Envy your potential.
Sometimes I wish I could
go back to being a nobody
just so I could enjoy
realizing my potential again.
The path to your best free self
is littered with landmines.
I know you're wrestling with
one of the biggest landmines
anyone could ever
imagine right now.
You have a house guest.
Is that right?
Where do you see yourself
a year from now, Pip?
‐ I can't define the future.
‐ I can, and the Pip
I see is thriving.
You have more
responsibility at work
perhaps even a seat
on the committee.
Your success flows
to your home and your friends.
Because of you, they are happy.
They are safe.
‐ Jamie?
‐ With child, ripe.
Flourishing and Alex.
Oh, she admires you.
You want what's best
for them, don't you?
All you have to do is
make the right choices.
Make the right choices.
Everything goes back
to the way it was.
Only better.
Make different choices.
Well, you'll all be released
from the constraints
of negative thinking.
Forever free.
You do want things to be
better, don't you Pip?
Your guest with me
by sundown.
Good girl.
‐ Ma, Ma
Fuck them for doing this to you.
Bobby run. Run.
Mom stop. No, don't do that.
No ma
Let me go.
(suspense music)
‐ Jamie, I need to
tell you something.
‐ Jamie, that way.
‐ What? You're not with moony?
‐ No, the hunter.
‐ Jamie, I need to
tell you something.
‐ Stop flapping your
lips and get moony.
Now.
Mom, stop.
I'm okay.
I'm fine.
‐ Come on moony,
show us your dance?
Moony, moony, moony.
‐ Get out my way kids.
‐ How rude?
‐ What is this
new level of hell?
‐ It's a Reflection Labrynth.
(scream)
‐ What?
‐ Shh
Okay, we're sticking
together this time, right?
No splitting up.
No matter what.
Unbelievable.
(suspense music)
‐ Moony.
(mirror hit)
God.
Dam mirrors.
Moony.
(mirror hit)
Stupid bloody mirrors.
‐ I am a respected mentor.
I'm someone people
look to for leadership.
I can manifest an
abundant future.
Whatever choice I make
Will be the right one.
Moony
Moony
Moony?
(mirror hit)
Ah, damn it.
‐ [Jamie] Pip.
‐ Jamie.
‐ [Jamie] Pip.
‐ Jamie.
‐ [Jamie] Follow my voice.
‐ I am.
‐ Pip.
‐ Jamie.
‐ Pip.
(fast steps)
‐ Moonie, there's a lot of them.
I've seen him, he's here.
‐ No shit.
‐ There.
(screams)
‐ Moony.
(screams)
‐ Moony.
‐ Help.
‐ Moony,
Watch out.
No.
No, fuck.
Stupid bloody mirrors.
‐ That's it
Bloody mirrors.
This way.
‐ Excuse me
Excuse me.
Where is Moony?
‐ There.
(suspense music)
‐ Stop the carwash.
I said stop.
Give me the keys.
Jamie, what are you doing?
‐ Does she?
Does she smell like puke to you?