Doctor Who: Night and The Doctor (2011) s01e04 Episode Script
Last Night
River.
Are you okay? Talk to me! Oh, breathe, breathe come on.
Gotta keep breathing.
River You are holding your breath.
You're a fine one to talk about holding, - How many hands do you have? - Get up! What are you doing? Who's shooting at you?! Oh just a few Sontarans.
Chased me halfway across the galaxy.
I probably shouldn't have asked them if they were on a hen night.
River you can't DO things like that.
Or what? You already had me banged up in jail for five years, what else are you going to do? Spank me? Now that's a Doctor.
Have you brought someone else here? Does anyone agree to wear that dress? Where is she? River, think it through.
This happened the last time we were here, you brought someone else.
- No I didn't! - Yes you did! - I heard you talking to her! - It's the same night! Doctor.
Were you talking to someone? No, no, just me.
Were you talking to someone? No, no, dear, just me.
You nostalgic idiot, you just can't keep away.
Can you? Doctor? Why have you bought another one of these? Who else is here? River, could you check the light on top? - I think the bulb needs changing.
- The bulb? - Who are you talking to? - You.
I am talking to you.
Back to Stormcage Doctor Song.
Oh but at least give me a lift, you know what this thing does to my hair.
It's always like that.
The light's fine, I don't know what you're talking about.
No, River, wrong TARDIS, I'm parked round back.
Younger version.
Two of you.
The mind races, does it not? Come on.
We'll be late.
He's taking me to the Singing Towers of Darillium.
Died.
Yes.
She said the last time she saw us was at Darillium.
Is that now? Spoilers.
Good luck tonight.
- You too.
- Yeah.
There's two of you.
The mind races.
Right come on you, let's go and see the stars.
But I haven't changed! And you never will, River.
Never, ever.
What was the other you doing here? Sorry.
Can't say.
What's that word you use? Spoilers.
- I like that word.
- I thought you might.
Doctor, you and your secrets.
You'll be the death of me.
Sync and transcription by mczolly
Are you okay? Talk to me! Oh, breathe, breathe come on.
Gotta keep breathing.
River You are holding your breath.
You're a fine one to talk about holding, - How many hands do you have? - Get up! What are you doing? Who's shooting at you?! Oh just a few Sontarans.
Chased me halfway across the galaxy.
I probably shouldn't have asked them if they were on a hen night.
River you can't DO things like that.
Or what? You already had me banged up in jail for five years, what else are you going to do? Spank me? Now that's a Doctor.
Have you brought someone else here? Does anyone agree to wear that dress? Where is she? River, think it through.
This happened the last time we were here, you brought someone else.
- No I didn't! - Yes you did! - I heard you talking to her! - It's the same night! Doctor.
Were you talking to someone? No, no, just me.
Were you talking to someone? No, no, dear, just me.
You nostalgic idiot, you just can't keep away.
Can you? Doctor? Why have you bought another one of these? Who else is here? River, could you check the light on top? - I think the bulb needs changing.
- The bulb? - Who are you talking to? - You.
I am talking to you.
Back to Stormcage Doctor Song.
Oh but at least give me a lift, you know what this thing does to my hair.
It's always like that.
The light's fine, I don't know what you're talking about.
No, River, wrong TARDIS, I'm parked round back.
Younger version.
Two of you.
The mind races, does it not? Come on.
We'll be late.
He's taking me to the Singing Towers of Darillium.
Died.
Yes.
She said the last time she saw us was at Darillium.
Is that now? Spoilers.
Good luck tonight.
- You too.
- Yeah.
There's two of you.
The mind races.
Right come on you, let's go and see the stars.
But I haven't changed! And you never will, River.
Never, ever.
What was the other you doing here? Sorry.
Can't say.
What's that word you use? Spoilers.
- I like that word.
- I thought you might.
Doctor, you and your secrets.
You'll be the death of me.
Sync and transcription by mczolly