Doona! (2023) s01e04 Episode Script
The Unexpected
1
See the daylight ♪
Covering the sky ♪
Hear the wind say ♪
No matter what you do, my friend ♪
You know the world
Still needs your light ♪
Let it just shine ♪
You'll be free ♪
From all the things you used to be ♪
[curious music playing]
DOONA!
[Doona] If you don't like it,
you can pull your hand away.
[emotional music playing]
[sighs]
EPISODE 4
THE UNEXPECTED
[gentle music playing]
WATER FILTRATION PLANT PLANNING
FILTRATION TARGET PARTICULATE MATTER
WOLMI THEME PARK
STAFF
[robotic voice] Sorry,
the number you're trying to reach
is currently unavailable.
- Please try again later.
- [sighs]
[locker beeps]
When do you take your lunch break?
Oh, um, I don't think
I have time for lunch today.
Seriously?
That's disappointing.
Mmm, sorry, Doona.
[chuckles] Why do you
always apologize for everything?
Okay, look, no need to worry about me.
I didn't come here to see you anyway.
Doing things alone is fun.
[guests screaming]
[screaming]
[man] The ride will begin momentarily.
To all passengers,
please pull down the safety bar
down to your waist until it clicks.
- Thank you.
- Whoo!
Whoo!
[sniffs]
Whoo!
Wow, this is actually not fun at all.
[emotional music playing]
Oh! Are you done?
[slurping]
You're just loving that meal, aren't you?
I haven't been able
to eat anything all day.
[slurping]
[chuckles softly]
Once, there was this concert I had.
It got canceled due to the weather.
If felt like a gift, you know?
I found myself
having all this free time for once.
So I really wanted
to do something special with it.
But I couldn't figure out what to do.
At the time, I didn't know why.
Then the day came when I realized,
aside from singing
and performing on stage,
I had never done anything else in my life.
[chuckles softly]
It wasn't until later
I began to wonder a lot.
What would happen if I couldn't sing
or perform onstage anymore?
What would become of my life then?
Who is Lee Doona?
I didn't know myself.
I felt alone.
What if I could never amount to anything?
Anyways,
I think I'm doing
a lot better than I thought.
Although, I'm still figuring it out.
Glad to hear that.
[chuckles softly]
KOREAN HISTORY, TOEIC MASTERY
How about you?
What are your aspirations?
I assume your dream wasn't
to overwork yourself every day.
Uh,
we're here
eating jajangmyeon late at night,
so, um, isn't that enough of a win?
[chuckles]
For me, um, living a normal life
is all I've ever really wanted, you know?
That's enough for me, I think.
[slurping]
Have a fortune cookie.
Here's hoping one of us will be lucky.
[Won-jun] Huh
Hold on, um
I thought fortunes
were supposed to be positive.
Who made these?
What's it say?
"You will face your worst enemy,
and you'll be as helpless
as a mouse is to a cat."
[chuckles] Are you the mouse?
[laughs]
"So you should prepare
for the unexpected soon,
or else the consequences
could be super dire."
So much for trying to lighten things up.
Maybe next time.
[sighs] It's all right.
I never make enemies,
so I'm not worried at all.
That's true.
I'm in a good mood, anyway
'cause this is some good jajangmyeon.
Also true.
[Won-jun slurping]
- How about we have another date sometime?
- Like when?
On a day when the weather is so amazing,
a day so good, we can't stay inside.
[slurping]
[Won-jun] This is so good.
- Hey, Won-jun.
- Hmm?
You shouldn't overwork so much.
You're allowed to take it easy.
Take care of yourself for once.
Just like I am.
Relax a little here and there
and be lazy once in a while.
Who cares, right?
What?
I do take it easy.
In fact, I have bad thoughts.
When I moved away from home,
I left behind a kid sister.
She's sick,
and our mother takes care of her alone.
But for some reason,
I don't have a heavy heart.
In fact, I'm a little happier.
Although, I felt a little guilty
for a while.
That's not a bad thought, Won-jun?
Yeah, it is.
It's super bad.
I've never told anyone before today.
You're the first.
[chuckles]
[laughs]
Hey, what's so funny?
Why are you laughing?
[laughing]
- Uh, what is it?
- Seriously.
Wait. Why are you laughing?
[laughing]
- Not telling.
- Oh, come on. What is it? Tell me, Doona.
- Oh, you're so adorable.
- What?
[emotional music playing]
TIME TO MOVE ON FROM
YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIP AND START ANEW!
SEIZE EVERY
OPPORTUNITY TO CHANGE YOUR FATE
What? Face an enemy?
You don't have any of those, do you?
Exactly. It's all one big superstition.
Do you still have the fortune?
Give it to me. I'll throw it out for you.
[Won-jun] It should be burned.
So what did Doona say about it all?
- [girl] Who do you think you are?
- Oh, what the
[girl in Portuguese]
I spent all that damn money
for you to learn Korean,
and you cheat on me?
[boy] Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, hey!
- Whoa, whoa!
- [in English] That's fucking mine!
[in Portuguese]
I told you to learn how to communicate,
not to communicate with some bitch.
[boy] Some bitch?
Why are you angry?
I told you she's just a friend!
[in English] Just a friend?
I call bullshit!
You don't hang out with friends
wearing only boxers and socks.
[boy scoffs]
Hey, Dos Santos! You're an ass!
[grunts]
Fuck you, you son of a bitch!
You hear that?
You motherfucker! Get out of here!
You got it?
- [girls scoffs]
- [girl] Whoo!
Thank you.
Hey, what is it? Do you know her?
Uh, no, I don't think so.
I think I mistook her for someone else.
- The fortune.
- Ah.
- Let's go.
- Mm-hmm.
[Won-jun] Jin-ju.
Uh-huh.
[phone ringing]
[girl] What is it?
Ah, shit, that bitch RA!
[yells]
[grunts]
DO NOT BLOCK
FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN EVICTION
Hey! Hey!
Open the door!
[groans]
Our revered comrade Choi I-ra has lead
in penalty points for 13 months now!
You have my respect!
[girls] A round of applause.
- Whoo!
- Yes. Yes.
[chuckles]
PENALTY POINTS FOR MAY
WINNER: CHOI I-RA
WARNING! EVICTION UPON 20 POINTS
[sighs]
I'm being discriminated
because I didn't grow up here,
pure and simple.
I-ra, don't you have any remorse at all?
Ah!
Well, that's what happens
when you spend every night out
getting so drunk.
Or when you decided to smash up
all of those windows in the hallway.
Remember?
Hey, do you remember that time
she hosted the Pig Samba Festival?
[girl laughs]
That was so freaking hilarious.
The fact
that you haven't been kicked out yet
feels like discrimination against us.
[laughing]
I'll have you know I'm single now.
I won't be staying out, getting drunk.
No sleeping at his place anymore.
And there won't be
a Pig Samba Festival this year.
Whoa.
So, um, Buenos Aires and you
finally broke up?
That's right.
Hey, I'll have you know
that's the capital of Argentina.
His name is Dos Santos.
How did you get accepted here?
Ugh, you're seriously so ignorant.
It's unbelievable.
- What a fucking bastard.
- [girl 2] Jeez!
[I-ra] Stay out of my life.
Go die somewhere, you dick!
[crying]
Is she serious right now?
Well, you know,
we should probably take her
on our well, our group blind date.
That's an odd number.
I can't take this.
- Haven't they got a friend they can add?
- [crying]
[phone vibrates]
SO-MIN
[So-min] Won-jun, was the goddess
in the lecture hall the real Doona
from Dream Sweet?
[boy] Check out the link Seong-guk posted
in the department group chat.
[mysterious music playing]
DREAM SWEET'S EX-LEAD-SINGER DOONA
[boy 2] Unbelievable that a female idol
is eating in the middle of the night.
What a freaking cushy life she has.
[boy 3] Dream Sweet is falling apart
since Doona left.
[boy 4] Is he a non-celebrity?
That bastard should pay more tax.
[boy 5] I hope this is an edited image.
- [girl] I guess Lee Doona still has fans.
- [girl 2] She's notoriously rude.
There's only a handful of them left.
The loud minority.
[boy 6] If she wants to live like a normal
person, her bank account should match.
[girl 3] She makes all the money she can,
then bails when she feels like it. LOL.
[girl 4] Dream Sweet hasn't been able
to release a studio album
since she deserted them.
Who does she think she is?
[girl 5] Totally a dick move.
- [boy 7] Has she completely retired?
- [boy 8] Fucking bitch.
[boy 9] Nope, she'll be back
once the money runs out. 100%.
[laughs]
LOOK AT HER LIVING A NORMAL LIFE
UNBELIEVABLE
[sighs]
[timer beeps]
[Doona chuckles]
It's super hot.
That picture of us
looked pretty good, hmm?
It looked like an old Hong Kong flick.
Doona, are you doing okay?
Fascinating, isn't it?
We were the only ones in there.
Did our waiter take it then? [sniffs]
Hmm.
Why the long face?
Do you feel your privacy was violated?
No, I just feel bad for you that, uh,
people are talking about you online.
[Doona] Like what?
Are they trash-talking?
They're so mean about it.
You've never looked me up online
until now? [chuckles]
I'm like a dumpster for public trash.
I'm the girl
everyone trash-talks.
They say whatever they think about me.
I've also been told my earnings
have to come from my looks
'cause I have no talent. [sighs]
Luckily, I'm worth a lot.
That makes this worthwhile.
[Won-jun] What? Really? They say all that?
[sighs] Wow, there are
some really annoying fuckers out there.
Mmm, yup.
Don't quit swearing. It's hot.
What?
Swear some more.
- Please do it again.
- What? No.
Hey, how come you never take things
seriously? Stop playing with me.
Anyway, I'm glad to know
you're doing all right.
I'll see you later, then.
[sighs]
[footsteps approaching]
Hey, Doona.
If you ever have to address the public,
or do a press conference
or something in the future,
You'll come with me?
Well, if that's okay.
And what would you say, Won-jun?
That we're just good friends.
Why don't you tell them
that we're more than just friends?
Do you think you could handle it?
- [laughs]
- [sighs] Seriously?
Ah.
[laughing]
Hey, hold on!
I'll come up with you. Hey, hey, wait.
- Be honest, your heart was pounding.
- No, it wasn't.
- That's not what your pupils said.
- Then, they lied.
[Doona laughs]
What would you wear
to the press conference?
[Won-jun] Um a traditional hanbok.
[Doona laughs]
To a press conference?!
Who wears hanbok to a press conference?
TIME TO MOVE ON FROM
YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIP
CHANGE YOUR FATE
[knock on door]
Dinner.
Okay, thanks. Hmm.
Do you girls use social media at all?
I do have an account.
I don't use it though.
Delete your accounts. No social media.
Yes, sir.
[phone chimes]
[sighs]
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DEACTIVATE
RATHER THAN DELETE?
RECENT SIGHTING OF LEE DOONA EATING
WITH A MAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGH
IS SHE CRAZY?
[gentle music playing]
[sighs]
[Doona groans]
[birds chirping]
Wow, the weather is,
in fact, amazing.
[chuckles softly]
Huh?
YOU WILL FACE YOUR ENEMY
AT THE WORST MOMEN
YOU'LL BE AS HELPLESS
AS A MOUSE IS TO A CA
What? What is this?
I'm positive I gave this to Jin-ju.
Oh, man, this is creepy as heck.
Not today! Knock on wood!
I'll knock twice!
[upbeat music playing]
[Doona] What are you up to?
- Hmm?
- Are you going out?
[Doona] Me?
I got a date.
Who with?
With you.
[Won-jun] What?
We said if the weather was nice,
we'd go on a date?
Oh.
Well, I've got finals coming up.
Hey, listen.
Stop being boring and look at these eyes?
See this eyeliner? I did it perfectly.
Do you think this is easy?
Compared to this, mine is harder.
What will you wear?
How's this, huh?
Oh, I meant to tell you.
You should take some clothes.
Given what happened recently,
you should leave
some men's clothing at your place.
It may deter future stalkers,
so take this.
And you should take this too.
[phone ringing]
Wait just a minute.
Hey, Yun-taek.
[Yun-taek] Hey, hey, hey, Won-jun,
you've got to help me out.
Why? What happened?
[Yun-taek] I'll tell you
when you get here. Can you come now?
Please come now, okay?
Won-jun, listen to me.
I won't live unless you come.
I'll text you the address.
[line beeps]
Uh, uh
What? Um, hello?
Yun-taek, answer me. You there?
Hello?
What's going on?
Sorry. I've got to get out of here.
Yun-taek really needs me.
He said it was urgent.
Why can't you just let him die instead?
Um, would you just remember
to lock the door?
I'll be back afterwards.
- [Yun-taek] Anything yet?
- [Jeong-jin] Not yet.
Won-jun, hey!
Yun-taek.
- Was he cute?
- I definitely think I saw some potential.
- He looks really good from behind.
- Let's go.
- [panting]
- Hey, are you all right? I was so worried.
- What's wrong, Yun-taek?
- [Yun-taek] Yeah.
Everything's fine. All good now, buddy!
Oh. Look.
[Yun-taek chuckles]
He's cute as fuck.
- Cute. [coughs]
- He's way cute.
[curious music playing]
[Yun-taek] Sorry about the holdup.
[girl chuckles] Oh, no worries!
[Yun-taek] So, how are you doing?
[Won-jun] I'd forgotten for way too long
that I did, in fact, have an enemy.
[woman yelling]
[yelling]
[woman] Ah, it hurts!
Uh, my belly! I'm dying! I'm dying!
SURGERY IN PROGRESS
- [orchestral music playing]
- [baby crying]
I-RA, 12/31, 11:59 P.M.
WON-JUN, 1/1, 12:00 A.M.
[Won-jun] That was
the beginning of the tragedy.
- [woman] Oh, I've got it.
- [woman 2] Aw.
[woman] Let's have them
marry each other so we can be in-laws.
[woman 2 gasps]
That would be so wonderful.
[woman laughs] Right?
[Won-jun crying]
No. [cries]
[crying]
Stop it.
Stop it. I don't wanna spin anymore.
Start calling me Noona, then!
- [Won-jun cries]
- You better say it or else I'll
No. No.
[I-ra] Hey, have a bite of this.
I don't want to. Stop!
I don't want any of it! Stop it!
[groans] I told you to stop it.
I don't want any, huh?
How dare you talk to me like that?
I'm your elder. Got it?
Whatever.
Here. Eat some more.
[I-ra] Won-jun, my future husband,
save yourself for me until we meet again.
If you cheat on me, I'll curse you and
your descendants for three generations.
Got it?
I will return.
I will be back.
[I-ra] Lee Won-jun!
[sad trumpet music playing]
[Won-jun] At the age of 12,
Choi I-ra immigrated to Brazil,
leaving me with 1,000 paper cranes,
a curse,
and the impending doom of her return.
Strangely, after her departure,
I finally started to grow taller.
[Yun-taek] Here, have a beer.
You seriously don't recognize me
from anywhere?
No, we never met.
[chuckles] Yangjin Healthcare Center
doesn't ring a bell either?
I've never heard of it.
[gasps] So you've never been
to The Piano Academy either?
Right.
[laughs] Sure, okay! Ah.
I wonder why?
[sighs]
[mysterious music playing]
[light switch clicking]
[breathing shakily]
[I-ra] Love shot!
Hey, Mr. First-Time-That-We've-Met,
you're being very quiet, hmm?
This'll be our first and last meeting.
- That's what I think.
- Uh-huh!
- Mm-hmm!
- [I-ra] Right.
- [chuckles]
- Ha.
- Huh.
- [chuckles]
[girl] Everyone, take one.
- Number one
- Who's number one?
Yeah, who is it?
- Ha!
- Ooh, it's Choi I-ra.
Okay, number one grab
the face of number four and
- Who's number four?
- [girl 2] Who is it?
- Ah!
- [laughing]
[Yun-taek] Grabs number four's face
and caresses it while
[boy] Make it hot.
[girls] Make it hot!
you kiss him!
Ah!
[all chanting] Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
- [Yun-taek] I love this. This is great.
- [I-ra] All right, then.
Let's see how much longer
you can keep up this act.
- [boy] Kiss!
- [Yun-taek laughs] Kiss!
- [boy] Kiss!
- [girl squeals]
[Yun-taek] Go on.
[girl squeals]
[boy] Whoa!
There they go. They're gonna do it!
Kiss! Kiss! Yeah!
[all] Kiss!
[laughing]
[squeals]
Oh, oh, oh!
Give it a rest, won't you, Choi I-ra?
[Yun-taek] What's happening?
- Punishment means I drink?
- Hey, wait. No. No!
[boy] Won-jun, what are you guys doing?
- [overlapping chatter]
- No, you have to. Stop! You're all mine!
[overlapping chatter]
[sighs]
- [Yun-taek humming]
- [gasps]
[mumbling]
Honey, bunny ♪
[Doona] So you weren't kidnapped, then?
Oh.
Oh. Kidnapped?
No, actually,
it was a group blind date. [chuckles]
Group date?
Uh-huh.
We met these girls, uh,
and Won-jun was so sensational tonight.
Uh-huh.
The guy was, like, in rare form tonight
and all spruced up.
And the girls' eyes were all
twinkle, twinkle, baby, baby stars
[chokes]
Ow. Ah.
So why hasn't he
come back from the date yet?
Won-jun? [chuckles]
Won-jun left with this
little sexpot that he met there.
[laughs]
The looks they were giving
[growls]were so hot.
Like an explosion, mmm!
So much chemistry.
[sighs]
If I had to bet,
he's not coming home tonight.
You know why?
Because tonight,
that girl is going to just [snarls]
Uh, you get me. [chuckles]
No way he's coming home. Mm-mm. No way.
You know what though?
I honestly thought
Won-jun was hopeless with girls
until today.
He touched her face like this.
He was smooth.
The way he alternated
between anger and then passion.
And then anger some more.
He's got the idea.
It was impressive to see. Mm-hmm.
So why are you waiting here?
Let's go inside.
That's what I'm doing.
Good night.
[bell jingles]
I'm very sorry.
I'm so sorry, ma'am.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
- Hey!
- [I-ra] What?
[Won-jun grunts softly]
- Hey, Choi I-ra!
- [Ira groans]
- What?
- [Won-jun] Come on. Wake up! Hey!
Here, drink this. [sighs]
[coughs]
[won-jun] And have a bite of this.
[sighs]
Hey, what the hell were you thinking,
trying to kiss me earlier?
A kiss isn't that important.
In Brazil, it's just how you say hi, okay?
Well, we're not in Brazil, okay?
In this country,
the customs are more strict.
[sighs]
- Mmm.
- Ah.
That's a crock of shit!
Otherwise, your friends
wouldn't have acted like we were in Ibiza!
- Sh.
- Just say it.
You recognized me from the beginning,
so why did you act like that?
Let's just say
I'm completely uninterested.
[sighs]
- Hey!
- What?
Tell me that you missed me, Won-jun.
See what I mean?
This is why I didn't wanna say I knew you.
If you sobered up, you should head home.
Where do you live? Is it close?
Sorry to disappoint again.
- I still live in the dorms, huh?
- [Won-jun] Ugh!
- [laughs]
- [Won-jun] Hey.
Cut it out. I need to go now, so let's go.
Didn't you say we can walk together?
[laughs]
You mean to say I have the privilege
of my ex-fiancé taking me home?
Ah! Hey, get off me! Ugh!
- You know you like it!
- No, I don't! Ugh, please!
Hey, stop it!
Ugh, would you quit it?
Give it a rest, huh?
[laughing]
[crying]
Hey, why are you crying?
What's wrong? People are watching?
Just so you know, I got dumped.
[crying]
Dos Santos, that son of a of a bitch.
All I needed was a new guy to date.
I wanted Dos Santos to feel jealous,
but then you showed up.
Why did it have to be you?
[sobbing]
Why you?
[sighs]
[sighs]
[emotional music playing]
[sighs]
[sighs]
Hmm?
He returns.
[Won-jun] Yeah.
[sighs]
You're still awake, huh?
Mmm.
What are you doing alone out here?
My lights are not working.
It's really dark inside.
There must be a power outage.
Oh, really?
Huh.
The second-floor lights are still working.
Oh, uh, did you hurt your hand?
Oh yeah.
- I must've burned it smoking.
- Let me see.
Ouch. Well, it must have just happened.
Do you have any ice?
In my kitchen.
The refrigerator is still working,
so it's not a full power outage.
Uh, I'll check the breaker panel for you.
So I heard you went on a blind date?
Yeah.
So what do you do on one?
Hmm, nothing unusual.
Drink some beers, couple up,
play childish games.
You really reek of alcohol.
[Won-jun] Yeah.
I had a lot to drink.
You also reek of a women's perfume.
Why is that?
Oh, it's, um, from the girl I was with.
Okay, give me your hand.
That's so weird.
I was perfectly fine earlier tonight.
So why do I suddenly feel pain
just because you've somehow noticed it?
It's just the way it happens.
There are times
you don't even realize you've been hurt.
And as soon as you become aware of it,
you finally notice it and it hurts.
It's strange. I know.
So that's the way it is, then?
Yes, that's the way it is.
[sighs]
Is that the reason I
I feel this way?
[emotional music playing]
TIME TO MOVE ON FROM
YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIP
SEIZE EVERY OPPORTUNITY
TO CHANGE YOUR FATE
I close my eyes and I see you ♪
I feel my heart beating for you ♪
You take my breath away ♪
Whenever you hold me close ♪
I realized ♪
I can't go back ♪
My everything has started to change ♪
When you appear in my darkness ♪
Looking at the silver light ♪
It was always you and I ♪
Drawn ♪
To you ♪
My moon ♪
I will take time ♪
Or steps ♪
Till we're two and you move back ♪
There's no reason this needs to hide ♪
For me ♪
Even though it's too far ♪
It doesn't matter where you are ♪
My thoughts always go back to you ♪
Because it's you ♪
I hold your hand so tight ♪
I see you ♪
I promise I'll never leave it ♪
You find relief in my answer ♪
I won't ask you to take no more ♪
I'm drawn to you ♪
My moon ♪
I will take time ♪
Or steps ♪
Till we're two and you move back ♪
There's no reason this needs to hide ♪
For me ♪
Even though it's too far ♪
It doesn't matter where you are ♪
My thoughts always go back to you ♪
Because it's you ♪
See the daylight ♪
Covering the sky ♪
Hear the wind say ♪
No matter what you do, my friend ♪
You know the world
Still needs your light ♪
Let it just shine ♪
You'll be free ♪
From all the things you used to be ♪
[curious music playing]
DOONA!
[Doona] If you don't like it,
you can pull your hand away.
[emotional music playing]
[sighs]
EPISODE 4
THE UNEXPECTED
[gentle music playing]
WATER FILTRATION PLANT PLANNING
FILTRATION TARGET PARTICULATE MATTER
WOLMI THEME PARK
STAFF
[robotic voice] Sorry,
the number you're trying to reach
is currently unavailable.
- Please try again later.
- [sighs]
[locker beeps]
When do you take your lunch break?
Oh, um, I don't think
I have time for lunch today.
Seriously?
That's disappointing.
Mmm, sorry, Doona.
[chuckles] Why do you
always apologize for everything?
Okay, look, no need to worry about me.
I didn't come here to see you anyway.
Doing things alone is fun.
[guests screaming]
[screaming]
[man] The ride will begin momentarily.
To all passengers,
please pull down the safety bar
down to your waist until it clicks.
- Thank you.
- Whoo!
Whoo!
[sniffs]
Whoo!
Wow, this is actually not fun at all.
[emotional music playing]
Oh! Are you done?
[slurping]
You're just loving that meal, aren't you?
I haven't been able
to eat anything all day.
[slurping]
[chuckles softly]
Once, there was this concert I had.
It got canceled due to the weather.
If felt like a gift, you know?
I found myself
having all this free time for once.
So I really wanted
to do something special with it.
But I couldn't figure out what to do.
At the time, I didn't know why.
Then the day came when I realized,
aside from singing
and performing on stage,
I had never done anything else in my life.
[chuckles softly]
It wasn't until later
I began to wonder a lot.
What would happen if I couldn't sing
or perform onstage anymore?
What would become of my life then?
Who is Lee Doona?
I didn't know myself.
I felt alone.
What if I could never amount to anything?
Anyways,
I think I'm doing
a lot better than I thought.
Although, I'm still figuring it out.
Glad to hear that.
[chuckles softly]
KOREAN HISTORY, TOEIC MASTERY
How about you?
What are your aspirations?
I assume your dream wasn't
to overwork yourself every day.
Uh,
we're here
eating jajangmyeon late at night,
so, um, isn't that enough of a win?
[chuckles]
For me, um, living a normal life
is all I've ever really wanted, you know?
That's enough for me, I think.
[slurping]
Have a fortune cookie.
Here's hoping one of us will be lucky.
[Won-jun] Huh
Hold on, um
I thought fortunes
were supposed to be positive.
Who made these?
What's it say?
"You will face your worst enemy,
and you'll be as helpless
as a mouse is to a cat."
[chuckles] Are you the mouse?
[laughs]
"So you should prepare
for the unexpected soon,
or else the consequences
could be super dire."
So much for trying to lighten things up.
Maybe next time.
[sighs] It's all right.
I never make enemies,
so I'm not worried at all.
That's true.
I'm in a good mood, anyway
'cause this is some good jajangmyeon.
Also true.
[Won-jun slurping]
- How about we have another date sometime?
- Like when?
On a day when the weather is so amazing,
a day so good, we can't stay inside.
[slurping]
[Won-jun] This is so good.
- Hey, Won-jun.
- Hmm?
You shouldn't overwork so much.
You're allowed to take it easy.
Take care of yourself for once.
Just like I am.
Relax a little here and there
and be lazy once in a while.
Who cares, right?
What?
I do take it easy.
In fact, I have bad thoughts.
When I moved away from home,
I left behind a kid sister.
She's sick,
and our mother takes care of her alone.
But for some reason,
I don't have a heavy heart.
In fact, I'm a little happier.
Although, I felt a little guilty
for a while.
That's not a bad thought, Won-jun?
Yeah, it is.
It's super bad.
I've never told anyone before today.
You're the first.
[chuckles]
[laughs]
Hey, what's so funny?
Why are you laughing?
[laughing]
- Uh, what is it?
- Seriously.
Wait. Why are you laughing?
[laughing]
- Not telling.
- Oh, come on. What is it? Tell me, Doona.
- Oh, you're so adorable.
- What?
[emotional music playing]
TIME TO MOVE ON FROM
YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIP AND START ANEW!
SEIZE EVERY
OPPORTUNITY TO CHANGE YOUR FATE
What? Face an enemy?
You don't have any of those, do you?
Exactly. It's all one big superstition.
Do you still have the fortune?
Give it to me. I'll throw it out for you.
[Won-jun] It should be burned.
So what did Doona say about it all?
- [girl] Who do you think you are?
- Oh, what the
[girl in Portuguese]
I spent all that damn money
for you to learn Korean,
and you cheat on me?
[boy] Whoa. Whoa. Whoa, hey!
- Whoa, whoa!
- [in English] That's fucking mine!
[in Portuguese]
I told you to learn how to communicate,
not to communicate with some bitch.
[boy] Some bitch?
Why are you angry?
I told you she's just a friend!
[in English] Just a friend?
I call bullshit!
You don't hang out with friends
wearing only boxers and socks.
[boy scoffs]
Hey, Dos Santos! You're an ass!
[grunts]
Fuck you, you son of a bitch!
You hear that?
You motherfucker! Get out of here!
You got it?
- [girls scoffs]
- [girl] Whoo!
Thank you.
Hey, what is it? Do you know her?
Uh, no, I don't think so.
I think I mistook her for someone else.
- The fortune.
- Ah.
- Let's go.
- Mm-hmm.
[Won-jun] Jin-ju.
Uh-huh.
[phone ringing]
[girl] What is it?
Ah, shit, that bitch RA!
[yells]
[grunts]
DO NOT BLOCK
FAILURE TO COMPLY WILL RESULT IN EVICTION
Hey! Hey!
Open the door!
[groans]
Our revered comrade Choi I-ra has lead
in penalty points for 13 months now!
You have my respect!
[girls] A round of applause.
- Whoo!
- Yes. Yes.
[chuckles]
PENALTY POINTS FOR MAY
WINNER: CHOI I-RA
WARNING! EVICTION UPON 20 POINTS
[sighs]
I'm being discriminated
because I didn't grow up here,
pure and simple.
I-ra, don't you have any remorse at all?
Ah!
Well, that's what happens
when you spend every night out
getting so drunk.
Or when you decided to smash up
all of those windows in the hallway.
Remember?
Hey, do you remember that time
she hosted the Pig Samba Festival?
[girl laughs]
That was so freaking hilarious.
The fact
that you haven't been kicked out yet
feels like discrimination against us.
[laughing]
I'll have you know I'm single now.
I won't be staying out, getting drunk.
No sleeping at his place anymore.
And there won't be
a Pig Samba Festival this year.
Whoa.
So, um, Buenos Aires and you
finally broke up?
That's right.
Hey, I'll have you know
that's the capital of Argentina.
His name is Dos Santos.
How did you get accepted here?
Ugh, you're seriously so ignorant.
It's unbelievable.
- What a fucking bastard.
- [girl 2] Jeez!
[I-ra] Stay out of my life.
Go die somewhere, you dick!
[crying]
Is she serious right now?
Well, you know,
we should probably take her
on our well, our group blind date.
That's an odd number.
I can't take this.
- Haven't they got a friend they can add?
- [crying]
[phone vibrates]
SO-MIN
[So-min] Won-jun, was the goddess
in the lecture hall the real Doona
from Dream Sweet?
[boy] Check out the link Seong-guk posted
in the department group chat.
[mysterious music playing]
DREAM SWEET'S EX-LEAD-SINGER DOONA
[boy 2] Unbelievable that a female idol
is eating in the middle of the night.
What a freaking cushy life she has.
[boy 3] Dream Sweet is falling apart
since Doona left.
[boy 4] Is he a non-celebrity?
That bastard should pay more tax.
[boy 5] I hope this is an edited image.
- [girl] I guess Lee Doona still has fans.
- [girl 2] She's notoriously rude.
There's only a handful of them left.
The loud minority.
[boy 6] If she wants to live like a normal
person, her bank account should match.
[girl 3] She makes all the money she can,
then bails when she feels like it. LOL.
[girl 4] Dream Sweet hasn't been able
to release a studio album
since she deserted them.
Who does she think she is?
[girl 5] Totally a dick move.
- [boy 7] Has she completely retired?
- [boy 8] Fucking bitch.
[boy 9] Nope, she'll be back
once the money runs out. 100%.
[laughs]
LOOK AT HER LIVING A NORMAL LIFE
UNBELIEVABLE
[sighs]
[timer beeps]
[Doona chuckles]
It's super hot.
That picture of us
looked pretty good, hmm?
It looked like an old Hong Kong flick.
Doona, are you doing okay?
Fascinating, isn't it?
We were the only ones in there.
Did our waiter take it then? [sniffs]
Hmm.
Why the long face?
Do you feel your privacy was violated?
No, I just feel bad for you that, uh,
people are talking about you online.
[Doona] Like what?
Are they trash-talking?
They're so mean about it.
You've never looked me up online
until now? [chuckles]
I'm like a dumpster for public trash.
I'm the girl
everyone trash-talks.
They say whatever they think about me.
I've also been told my earnings
have to come from my looks
'cause I have no talent. [sighs]
Luckily, I'm worth a lot.
That makes this worthwhile.
[Won-jun] What? Really? They say all that?
[sighs] Wow, there are
some really annoying fuckers out there.
Mmm, yup.
Don't quit swearing. It's hot.
What?
Swear some more.
- Please do it again.
- What? No.
Hey, how come you never take things
seriously? Stop playing with me.
Anyway, I'm glad to know
you're doing all right.
I'll see you later, then.
[sighs]
[footsteps approaching]
Hey, Doona.
If you ever have to address the public,
or do a press conference
or something in the future,
You'll come with me?
Well, if that's okay.
And what would you say, Won-jun?
That we're just good friends.
Why don't you tell them
that we're more than just friends?
Do you think you could handle it?
- [laughs]
- [sighs] Seriously?
Ah.
[laughing]
Hey, hold on!
I'll come up with you. Hey, hey, wait.
- Be honest, your heart was pounding.
- No, it wasn't.
- That's not what your pupils said.
- Then, they lied.
[Doona laughs]
What would you wear
to the press conference?
[Won-jun] Um a traditional hanbok.
[Doona laughs]
To a press conference?!
Who wears hanbok to a press conference?
TIME TO MOVE ON FROM
YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIP
CHANGE YOUR FATE
[knock on door]
Dinner.
Okay, thanks. Hmm.
Do you girls use social media at all?
I do have an account.
I don't use it though.
Delete your accounts. No social media.
Yes, sir.
[phone chimes]
[sighs]
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DEACTIVATE
RATHER THAN DELETE?
RECENT SIGHTING OF LEE DOONA EATING
WITH A MAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGH
IS SHE CRAZY?
[gentle music playing]
[sighs]
[Doona groans]
[birds chirping]
Wow, the weather is,
in fact, amazing.
[chuckles softly]
Huh?
YOU WILL FACE YOUR ENEMY
AT THE WORST MOMEN
YOU'LL BE AS HELPLESS
AS A MOUSE IS TO A CA
What? What is this?
I'm positive I gave this to Jin-ju.
Oh, man, this is creepy as heck.
Not today! Knock on wood!
I'll knock twice!
[upbeat music playing]
[Doona] What are you up to?
- Hmm?
- Are you going out?
[Doona] Me?
I got a date.
Who with?
With you.
[Won-jun] What?
We said if the weather was nice,
we'd go on a date?
Oh.
Well, I've got finals coming up.
Hey, listen.
Stop being boring and look at these eyes?
See this eyeliner? I did it perfectly.
Do you think this is easy?
Compared to this, mine is harder.
What will you wear?
How's this, huh?
Oh, I meant to tell you.
You should take some clothes.
Given what happened recently,
you should leave
some men's clothing at your place.
It may deter future stalkers,
so take this.
And you should take this too.
[phone ringing]
Wait just a minute.
Hey, Yun-taek.
[Yun-taek] Hey, hey, hey, Won-jun,
you've got to help me out.
Why? What happened?
[Yun-taek] I'll tell you
when you get here. Can you come now?
Please come now, okay?
Won-jun, listen to me.
I won't live unless you come.
I'll text you the address.
[line beeps]
Uh, uh
What? Um, hello?
Yun-taek, answer me. You there?
Hello?
What's going on?
Sorry. I've got to get out of here.
Yun-taek really needs me.
He said it was urgent.
Why can't you just let him die instead?
Um, would you just remember
to lock the door?
I'll be back afterwards.
- [Yun-taek] Anything yet?
- [Jeong-jin] Not yet.
Won-jun, hey!
Yun-taek.
- Was he cute?
- I definitely think I saw some potential.
- He looks really good from behind.
- Let's go.
- [panting]
- Hey, are you all right? I was so worried.
- What's wrong, Yun-taek?
- [Yun-taek] Yeah.
Everything's fine. All good now, buddy!
Oh. Look.
[Yun-taek chuckles]
He's cute as fuck.
- Cute. [coughs]
- He's way cute.
[curious music playing]
[Yun-taek] Sorry about the holdup.
[girl chuckles] Oh, no worries!
[Yun-taek] So, how are you doing?
[Won-jun] I'd forgotten for way too long
that I did, in fact, have an enemy.
[woman yelling]
[yelling]
[woman] Ah, it hurts!
Uh, my belly! I'm dying! I'm dying!
SURGERY IN PROGRESS
- [orchestral music playing]
- [baby crying]
I-RA, 12/31, 11:59 P.M.
WON-JUN, 1/1, 12:00 A.M.
[Won-jun] That was
the beginning of the tragedy.
- [woman] Oh, I've got it.
- [woman 2] Aw.
[woman] Let's have them
marry each other so we can be in-laws.
[woman 2 gasps]
That would be so wonderful.
[woman laughs] Right?
[Won-jun crying]
No. [cries]
[crying]
Stop it.
Stop it. I don't wanna spin anymore.
Start calling me Noona, then!
- [Won-jun cries]
- You better say it or else I'll
No. No.
[I-ra] Hey, have a bite of this.
I don't want to. Stop!
I don't want any of it! Stop it!
[groans] I told you to stop it.
I don't want any, huh?
How dare you talk to me like that?
I'm your elder. Got it?
Whatever.
Here. Eat some more.
[I-ra] Won-jun, my future husband,
save yourself for me until we meet again.
If you cheat on me, I'll curse you and
your descendants for three generations.
Got it?
I will return.
I will be back.
[I-ra] Lee Won-jun!
[sad trumpet music playing]
[Won-jun] At the age of 12,
Choi I-ra immigrated to Brazil,
leaving me with 1,000 paper cranes,
a curse,
and the impending doom of her return.
Strangely, after her departure,
I finally started to grow taller.
[Yun-taek] Here, have a beer.
You seriously don't recognize me
from anywhere?
No, we never met.
[chuckles] Yangjin Healthcare Center
doesn't ring a bell either?
I've never heard of it.
[gasps] So you've never been
to The Piano Academy either?
Right.
[laughs] Sure, okay! Ah.
I wonder why?
[sighs]
[mysterious music playing]
[light switch clicking]
[breathing shakily]
[I-ra] Love shot!
Hey, Mr. First-Time-That-We've-Met,
you're being very quiet, hmm?
This'll be our first and last meeting.
- That's what I think.
- Uh-huh!
- Mm-hmm!
- [I-ra] Right.
- [chuckles]
- Ha.
- Huh.
- [chuckles]
[girl] Everyone, take one.
- Number one
- Who's number one?
Yeah, who is it?
- Ha!
- Ooh, it's Choi I-ra.
Okay, number one grab
the face of number four and
- Who's number four?
- [girl 2] Who is it?
- Ah!
- [laughing]
[Yun-taek] Grabs number four's face
and caresses it while
[boy] Make it hot.
[girls] Make it hot!
you kiss him!
Ah!
[all chanting] Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
- [Yun-taek] I love this. This is great.
- [I-ra] All right, then.
Let's see how much longer
you can keep up this act.
- [boy] Kiss!
- [Yun-taek laughs] Kiss!
- [boy] Kiss!
- [girl squeals]
[Yun-taek] Go on.
[girl squeals]
[boy] Whoa!
There they go. They're gonna do it!
Kiss! Kiss! Yeah!
[all] Kiss!
[laughing]
[squeals]
Oh, oh, oh!
Give it a rest, won't you, Choi I-ra?
[Yun-taek] What's happening?
- Punishment means I drink?
- Hey, wait. No. No!
[boy] Won-jun, what are you guys doing?
- [overlapping chatter]
- No, you have to. Stop! You're all mine!
[overlapping chatter]
[sighs]
- [Yun-taek humming]
- [gasps]
[mumbling]
Honey, bunny ♪
[Doona] So you weren't kidnapped, then?
Oh.
Oh. Kidnapped?
No, actually,
it was a group blind date. [chuckles]
Group date?
Uh-huh.
We met these girls, uh,
and Won-jun was so sensational tonight.
Uh-huh.
The guy was, like, in rare form tonight
and all spruced up.
And the girls' eyes were all
twinkle, twinkle, baby, baby stars
[chokes]
Ow. Ah.
So why hasn't he
come back from the date yet?
Won-jun? [chuckles]
Won-jun left with this
little sexpot that he met there.
[laughs]
The looks they were giving
[growls]were so hot.
Like an explosion, mmm!
So much chemistry.
[sighs]
If I had to bet,
he's not coming home tonight.
You know why?
Because tonight,
that girl is going to just [snarls]
Uh, you get me. [chuckles]
No way he's coming home. Mm-mm. No way.
You know what though?
I honestly thought
Won-jun was hopeless with girls
until today.
He touched her face like this.
He was smooth.
The way he alternated
between anger and then passion.
And then anger some more.
He's got the idea.
It was impressive to see. Mm-hmm.
So why are you waiting here?
Let's go inside.
That's what I'm doing.
Good night.
[bell jingles]
I'm very sorry.
I'm so sorry, ma'am.
Sorry for the inconvenience.
- Hey!
- [I-ra] What?
[Won-jun grunts softly]
- Hey, Choi I-ra!
- [Ira groans]
- What?
- [Won-jun] Come on. Wake up! Hey!
Here, drink this. [sighs]
[coughs]
[won-jun] And have a bite of this.
[sighs]
Hey, what the hell were you thinking,
trying to kiss me earlier?
A kiss isn't that important.
In Brazil, it's just how you say hi, okay?
Well, we're not in Brazil, okay?
In this country,
the customs are more strict.
[sighs]
- Mmm.
- Ah.
That's a crock of shit!
Otherwise, your friends
wouldn't have acted like we were in Ibiza!
- Sh.
- Just say it.
You recognized me from the beginning,
so why did you act like that?
Let's just say
I'm completely uninterested.
[sighs]
- Hey!
- What?
Tell me that you missed me, Won-jun.
See what I mean?
This is why I didn't wanna say I knew you.
If you sobered up, you should head home.
Where do you live? Is it close?
Sorry to disappoint again.
- I still live in the dorms, huh?
- [Won-jun] Ugh!
- [laughs]
- [Won-jun] Hey.
Cut it out. I need to go now, so let's go.
Didn't you say we can walk together?
[laughs]
You mean to say I have the privilege
of my ex-fiancé taking me home?
Ah! Hey, get off me! Ugh!
- You know you like it!
- No, I don't! Ugh, please!
Hey, stop it!
Ugh, would you quit it?
Give it a rest, huh?
[laughing]
[crying]
Hey, why are you crying?
What's wrong? People are watching?
Just so you know, I got dumped.
[crying]
Dos Santos, that son of a of a bitch.
All I needed was a new guy to date.
I wanted Dos Santos to feel jealous,
but then you showed up.
Why did it have to be you?
[sobbing]
Why you?
[sighs]
[sighs]
[emotional music playing]
[sighs]
[sighs]
Hmm?
He returns.
[Won-jun] Yeah.
[sighs]
You're still awake, huh?
Mmm.
What are you doing alone out here?
My lights are not working.
It's really dark inside.
There must be a power outage.
Oh, really?
Huh.
The second-floor lights are still working.
Oh, uh, did you hurt your hand?
Oh yeah.
- I must've burned it smoking.
- Let me see.
Ouch. Well, it must have just happened.
Do you have any ice?
In my kitchen.
The refrigerator is still working,
so it's not a full power outage.
Uh, I'll check the breaker panel for you.
So I heard you went on a blind date?
Yeah.
So what do you do on one?
Hmm, nothing unusual.
Drink some beers, couple up,
play childish games.
You really reek of alcohol.
[Won-jun] Yeah.
I had a lot to drink.
You also reek of a women's perfume.
Why is that?
Oh, it's, um, from the girl I was with.
Okay, give me your hand.
That's so weird.
I was perfectly fine earlier tonight.
So why do I suddenly feel pain
just because you've somehow noticed it?
It's just the way it happens.
There are times
you don't even realize you've been hurt.
And as soon as you become aware of it,
you finally notice it and it hurts.
It's strange. I know.
So that's the way it is, then?
Yes, that's the way it is.
[sighs]
Is that the reason I
I feel this way?
[emotional music playing]
TIME TO MOVE ON FROM
YOUR PAST RELATIONSHIP
SEIZE EVERY OPPORTUNITY
TO CHANGE YOUR FATE
I close my eyes and I see you ♪
I feel my heart beating for you ♪
You take my breath away ♪
Whenever you hold me close ♪
I realized ♪
I can't go back ♪
My everything has started to change ♪
When you appear in my darkness ♪
Looking at the silver light ♪
It was always you and I ♪
Drawn ♪
To you ♪
My moon ♪
I will take time ♪
Or steps ♪
Till we're two and you move back ♪
There's no reason this needs to hide ♪
For me ♪
Even though it's too far ♪
It doesn't matter where you are ♪
My thoughts always go back to you ♪
Because it's you ♪
I hold your hand so tight ♪
I see you ♪
I promise I'll never leave it ♪
You find relief in my answer ♪
I won't ask you to take no more ♪
I'm drawn to you ♪
My moon ♪
I will take time ♪
Or steps ♪
Till we're two and you move back ♪
There's no reason this needs to hide ♪
For me ♪
Even though it's too far ♪
It doesn't matter where you are ♪
My thoughts always go back to you ♪
Because it's you ♪