Dragon Ball (1986) s01e04 Episode Script
Oolong the Terrible
Three days after receiving the Kinto Un from the mysterious Turtle Hermit Son Goku and Bulma make their way toward a western valley where the 5th Dragon Ball is located.
Hey! Stop flying like that around me! It's dangerous! Now look what you've done! This is all your fault! Hey, the Dragon Ball's glowing! It is! The 5th Dragon Ball must be around here! Look over there! There's lots of houses! I wonder if it's there? I bet it is! Let's go look! "Oolong, the Kidnapping Monster" There's no question about it! This is the place! Even so it's too quiet.
Maybe nobody lives here anymore? No, I can sense people here! Are you sure? Definitely! Hello? Anyone here? How weird Maybe there really is nobody here No, it looks like there's dozens of people here! I'll check! Hey! I know you're in there! Why won't you answer? It looks like it's locked.
Here goes! There! Now it's unlocked! You sure know how to go overboard Ow-ow-ow! I guess it was useless after all What's the idea, you big jerk?! That hurt! I'm so sorry, Oolong-sama! I'll give you as much money and food as you want! All I ask is that you spare my daughter! Oolong? Who's this Oolong person? Whew, so it wasn't Oolong after all I thought something was strange since it was too early for him to come Yeah, you're right Are you okay? I'd be dead now had it been me.
I'm truly sorry! You're a girl, aren't you? What was that for?! No patting people's crotches! By the way, who is this Oolong character you've been talking about? Oolong is the name of a terrible monster that lives in this area.
He's extremely cruel and heartless! - A monster? - What's more What's more? He has the ability to change his form into all sorts of things! No one has ever seen what he really looks like! He's also very perverted and has already abducted many of the village's girls! Yesterday, Oolong appeared in the form of a demon! She's your daughter? I've had my eye on her for a long time now.
I think I'll make her my bride.
I'll come for her at precisely noon tomorrow, so have her ready for me! Why don't you just beat him up? Out of the question! He's humongous! Plus, he said he'd kill all of the villagers if we tried to run away or stand up to him! That's it! Say, old man.
Do you own a ball like this? Let me see.
Sorry, I don't.
This is the first time I've seen one.
Wait.
I have one just like that.
So it really is here! Old lady Paozu? Is this what you mean? This is it! Six stars It's the Six-Star Ball! I was told that my grandmother found it a long time ago What do you say, Miss? If you let us have that ball, we'll get rid of Oolong for you! If you'll get rid of him for us, then certainly But are you sure you can do it? I'm not the one taking care of him.
This You're a girl, huh?! Oh, you little rascal This isn't the time to be randomly patting people's crotches! Are you saying this little pipsqueak's gonna beat up Oolong? Don't worry about it! He may look small, but he's super strong! I'm not sure what kind of monster we're dealing with, but just leave it to us! We probably have no other choice but to leave it to you travelers If by some chance you do get rid of Oolong, we still can't save the captured girls if we don't know where he lives! That's right Where could he have taken my granddaughter Hog-chan? I would like you to rescue my daughter Lee! I beg of you! I have an idea! Why do I have to wear this loose-fitting stuff?! They look good on you! You're the exact same size as me! Now listen.
You'll become this girl, and go with Oolong to where he lives.
Then you beat him up and free the captured girls! Got it? Ugh! I'll trip if I try to walk in these clothes! Travelers! Oolong's here! Everyone hide! Leave the rest to us! Right! Okay, Son-kun! It's all up to you! Us? Do you mean you're going to help too? I'll pray for you! Don't forget now! Do it just like in the plan! What a pain Why can't I just beat him up with one hit? I've come for you, my sweetie pie! What's this? You're becoming my bride but all you're bringing is that staff? Yeah! So hurry up and take me already! Oh, man! What horrible acting! He's going to suspect something if you talk like that! Now, now, don't act so angry and impolite! I'm actually very nice, you see! Oh? You're trembling.
Oh, man! I gotta go pee! Oh, does this form frighten you? Alright, in that case Transformation! How is this, my young lady? Or would you prefer a slightly younger man? Hello! My name's Bulma! I'm sixteen years old! What's your bust size? 85! 85! Wow! I wonder if I could do "Pafu-pafu" with them? But sixteen years old? That makes her older than me.
But still! Oh, wow! You're so dreamy, Oolong-sama! A "pretty baby" who's younger than me Or a "Puri-puri girl" who's older than me This is a hard decision Maybe I should take them both? That would be best That feels better! W-What an audacious young girl! To think that she would urinate in public! But how in the world is she She has the thing that I hate most! You aren't the girl from yesterday, are you?! How could you tell without patting my crotch? How dare you try to trick Oolong-sama?! Transformation! He turned into a cow! I'm really scary when I'm mad! I'm really strong! Whoops! Whenever I see a nice man I suddenly lose control! Be careful, everyone! You have a problematic personality too! Things have taken a turn for the worst! The plan's a failure! On top of that, we've succeeded in angering Oolong! But don't you worry.
This traveling girl will take your place as his wife! Thanks, Bulma-san! Could you stop deciding things on your own?! Who'd wanna marry that monster? Not me! Son-kun! Change of plans! Beat his brains out! Alright! I should've done this from the start! But don't kill him! We have to find out where he lives! You're going to beat me up? Stop with the pointlessness and bring me the girl from yesterday! Do that and I'll let you go! Bleeeeh! Are you mocking me? You are, aren't you?! Hiyaaah! Alright, come at me! Listen, I'll tell you one more time.
I'm really scary and strong! You talk too much! Stop blabbing and attack me! Are you some sort of imbecile? There's no way you can beat me! You'll die! I get it already! Come on! Start fighting! Oh no! Wait right there! Hey, you! Why're you running away?! Huh? Hey! Did you see the big cow that just ran by? Which way did he go? That way.
He sure is fast! Whew My true identity almost got out If they found out Oolong-sama was actually a cute little piggy, I'd be a laughing-stock! "Oolong's Mystery Revealed" Why did Oolong have to run away? Oolong can only transform for five minutes at a time.
Within those five minutes, he can transform as much as he wants, but after those five minutes are up, he has to wait one minute until he can start transforming again.
Huh? Do you think maybe he ran away because he was scared of Son-kun? I don't think so That's weird! Maybe he turned into a bird and flew away? Did you find him? Hey! Everyone! He ran away! Okay, that should be long enough.
Time to make my reappearance! It'll be hard to steal food and girls from this village from now on if they think I really did run away! But he wasn't scared of my monster bull I guess I didn't seem powerful enough.
Here goes! What do you think of this?! I, the almighty Oolong-sama, would never run away! I just remembered some urgent business I had to take care of, that's all! Well? I bet you're shaking in your boots this time, huh?! Surrender now or I'll dunk you in this hot soup and eat you! See! What's with you? Do you really actually plan on fighting me? What?! Ow! Hot! How dare you do that to me! But I didn't do anything! Eh? Are you sure you want to get me really mad?! Well, are you?! Ouch! That hurts! Who did that?! What do you think you're doing?! Get out of there! Why you! You should watch your kids more carefully! S-Sorry! An unexpected nuisance, he was.
Don't tell me you're actually really weak? Fool! Everyone knows I'm the strongest person in the world! I'm not so sure What? So how about you? Are you strong?! I am.
My grandpa taught me kung fu.
That's some real confidence you have there.
If you're really as strong as you say, then can you break these three bricks?! I can break these with just one finger! See? Transformation! Retreat! What's with that guy? Stop gawking and catch him! We can't rescue the girls unless we find out where he lives! Oh yeah.
Okay! Kinto Un! Get him! I can't believe Oolong was actually weak We were fooled by his terrifying transformations Dammit! How humiliating! Now I can never go back to that village! Yahoo! You're not getting away from me! Transformation! Stop! Oh no! Time's almost up! I was right! Help! So you were Oolong? What I wanna know is, who are you?.
! This kid is the real Oolong?! Apologize to them all.
I'm sorry.
We can't really be angry The girls you kidnapped are all fine, I hope?! Yes.
Very much so.
Very much so? Anyway, now you're gonna take us to your house! Got it?! You sure are bossier now that he's captured Here goes! Hey, now! I'll step on you if you try to escape by turning into an ant or something! Damn, he saw through my plan What an outstanding young lad! That's for sure! This's my house.
You live in a fancy-looking place, I see.
It doesn't suit you.
I stole money from all over the place to build it! Stop bragging! Hey! Lee! Hedge! Hog-chan! Daddy's here to save you! Everything's okay now! - Lee! - Hedge! One, two! One, two! Oh, Dad! Long time, no see! Huh? Don't worry about us.
We're fine.
This is much better than working in the fields! Oh, Oolong! You're late! Did you buy the ring you promised me? This's why I wanted a nice, quiet girl! These girls just want more and more! Take them back home! Please! Now that things have been resolved, here is the ball I promised you! Hurray! That leaves only two more! minouhse
Hey! Stop flying like that around me! It's dangerous! Now look what you've done! This is all your fault! Hey, the Dragon Ball's glowing! It is! The 5th Dragon Ball must be around here! Look over there! There's lots of houses! I wonder if it's there? I bet it is! Let's go look! "Oolong, the Kidnapping Monster" There's no question about it! This is the place! Even so it's too quiet.
Maybe nobody lives here anymore? No, I can sense people here! Are you sure? Definitely! Hello? Anyone here? How weird Maybe there really is nobody here No, it looks like there's dozens of people here! I'll check! Hey! I know you're in there! Why won't you answer? It looks like it's locked.
Here goes! There! Now it's unlocked! You sure know how to go overboard Ow-ow-ow! I guess it was useless after all What's the idea, you big jerk?! That hurt! I'm so sorry, Oolong-sama! I'll give you as much money and food as you want! All I ask is that you spare my daughter! Oolong? Who's this Oolong person? Whew, so it wasn't Oolong after all I thought something was strange since it was too early for him to come Yeah, you're right Are you okay? I'd be dead now had it been me.
I'm truly sorry! You're a girl, aren't you? What was that for?! No patting people's crotches! By the way, who is this Oolong character you've been talking about? Oolong is the name of a terrible monster that lives in this area.
He's extremely cruel and heartless! - A monster? - What's more What's more? He has the ability to change his form into all sorts of things! No one has ever seen what he really looks like! He's also very perverted and has already abducted many of the village's girls! Yesterday, Oolong appeared in the form of a demon! She's your daughter? I've had my eye on her for a long time now.
I think I'll make her my bride.
I'll come for her at precisely noon tomorrow, so have her ready for me! Why don't you just beat him up? Out of the question! He's humongous! Plus, he said he'd kill all of the villagers if we tried to run away or stand up to him! That's it! Say, old man.
Do you own a ball like this? Let me see.
Sorry, I don't.
This is the first time I've seen one.
Wait.
I have one just like that.
So it really is here! Old lady Paozu? Is this what you mean? This is it! Six stars It's the Six-Star Ball! I was told that my grandmother found it a long time ago What do you say, Miss? If you let us have that ball, we'll get rid of Oolong for you! If you'll get rid of him for us, then certainly But are you sure you can do it? I'm not the one taking care of him.
This You're a girl, huh?! Oh, you little rascal This isn't the time to be randomly patting people's crotches! Are you saying this little pipsqueak's gonna beat up Oolong? Don't worry about it! He may look small, but he's super strong! I'm not sure what kind of monster we're dealing with, but just leave it to us! We probably have no other choice but to leave it to you travelers If by some chance you do get rid of Oolong, we still can't save the captured girls if we don't know where he lives! That's right Where could he have taken my granddaughter Hog-chan? I would like you to rescue my daughter Lee! I beg of you! I have an idea! Why do I have to wear this loose-fitting stuff?! They look good on you! You're the exact same size as me! Now listen.
You'll become this girl, and go with Oolong to where he lives.
Then you beat him up and free the captured girls! Got it? Ugh! I'll trip if I try to walk in these clothes! Travelers! Oolong's here! Everyone hide! Leave the rest to us! Right! Okay, Son-kun! It's all up to you! Us? Do you mean you're going to help too? I'll pray for you! Don't forget now! Do it just like in the plan! What a pain Why can't I just beat him up with one hit? I've come for you, my sweetie pie! What's this? You're becoming my bride but all you're bringing is that staff? Yeah! So hurry up and take me already! Oh, man! What horrible acting! He's going to suspect something if you talk like that! Now, now, don't act so angry and impolite! I'm actually very nice, you see! Oh? You're trembling.
Oh, man! I gotta go pee! Oh, does this form frighten you? Alright, in that case Transformation! How is this, my young lady? Or would you prefer a slightly younger man? Hello! My name's Bulma! I'm sixteen years old! What's your bust size? 85! 85! Wow! I wonder if I could do "Pafu-pafu" with them? But sixteen years old? That makes her older than me.
But still! Oh, wow! You're so dreamy, Oolong-sama! A "pretty baby" who's younger than me Or a "Puri-puri girl" who's older than me This is a hard decision Maybe I should take them both? That would be best That feels better! W-What an audacious young girl! To think that she would urinate in public! But how in the world is she She has the thing that I hate most! You aren't the girl from yesterday, are you?! How could you tell without patting my crotch? How dare you try to trick Oolong-sama?! Transformation! He turned into a cow! I'm really scary when I'm mad! I'm really strong! Whoops! Whenever I see a nice man I suddenly lose control! Be careful, everyone! You have a problematic personality too! Things have taken a turn for the worst! The plan's a failure! On top of that, we've succeeded in angering Oolong! But don't you worry.
This traveling girl will take your place as his wife! Thanks, Bulma-san! Could you stop deciding things on your own?! Who'd wanna marry that monster? Not me! Son-kun! Change of plans! Beat his brains out! Alright! I should've done this from the start! But don't kill him! We have to find out where he lives! You're going to beat me up? Stop with the pointlessness and bring me the girl from yesterday! Do that and I'll let you go! Bleeeeh! Are you mocking me? You are, aren't you?! Hiyaaah! Alright, come at me! Listen, I'll tell you one more time.
I'm really scary and strong! You talk too much! Stop blabbing and attack me! Are you some sort of imbecile? There's no way you can beat me! You'll die! I get it already! Come on! Start fighting! Oh no! Wait right there! Hey, you! Why're you running away?! Huh? Hey! Did you see the big cow that just ran by? Which way did he go? That way.
He sure is fast! Whew My true identity almost got out If they found out Oolong-sama was actually a cute little piggy, I'd be a laughing-stock! "Oolong's Mystery Revealed" Why did Oolong have to run away? Oolong can only transform for five minutes at a time.
Within those five minutes, he can transform as much as he wants, but after those five minutes are up, he has to wait one minute until he can start transforming again.
Huh? Do you think maybe he ran away because he was scared of Son-kun? I don't think so That's weird! Maybe he turned into a bird and flew away? Did you find him? Hey! Everyone! He ran away! Okay, that should be long enough.
Time to make my reappearance! It'll be hard to steal food and girls from this village from now on if they think I really did run away! But he wasn't scared of my monster bull I guess I didn't seem powerful enough.
Here goes! What do you think of this?! I, the almighty Oolong-sama, would never run away! I just remembered some urgent business I had to take care of, that's all! Well? I bet you're shaking in your boots this time, huh?! Surrender now or I'll dunk you in this hot soup and eat you! See! What's with you? Do you really actually plan on fighting me? What?! Ow! Hot! How dare you do that to me! But I didn't do anything! Eh? Are you sure you want to get me really mad?! Well, are you?! Ouch! That hurts! Who did that?! What do you think you're doing?! Get out of there! Why you! You should watch your kids more carefully! S-Sorry! An unexpected nuisance, he was.
Don't tell me you're actually really weak? Fool! Everyone knows I'm the strongest person in the world! I'm not so sure What? So how about you? Are you strong?! I am.
My grandpa taught me kung fu.
That's some real confidence you have there.
If you're really as strong as you say, then can you break these three bricks?! I can break these with just one finger! See? Transformation! Retreat! What's with that guy? Stop gawking and catch him! We can't rescue the girls unless we find out where he lives! Oh yeah.
Okay! Kinto Un! Get him! I can't believe Oolong was actually weak We were fooled by his terrifying transformations Dammit! How humiliating! Now I can never go back to that village! Yahoo! You're not getting away from me! Transformation! Stop! Oh no! Time's almost up! I was right! Help! So you were Oolong? What I wanna know is, who are you?.
! This kid is the real Oolong?! Apologize to them all.
I'm sorry.
We can't really be angry The girls you kidnapped are all fine, I hope?! Yes.
Very much so.
Very much so? Anyway, now you're gonna take us to your house! Got it?! You sure are bossier now that he's captured Here goes! Hey, now! I'll step on you if you try to escape by turning into an ant or something! Damn, he saw through my plan What an outstanding young lad! That's for sure! This's my house.
You live in a fancy-looking place, I see.
It doesn't suit you.
I stole money from all over the place to build it! Stop bragging! Hey! Lee! Hedge! Hog-chan! Daddy's here to save you! Everything's okay now! - Lee! - Hedge! One, two! One, two! Oh, Dad! Long time, no see! Huh? Don't worry about us.
We're fine.
This is much better than working in the fields! Oh, Oolong! You're late! Did you buy the ring you promised me? This's why I wanted a nice, quiet girl! These girls just want more and more! Take them back home! Please! Now that things have been resolved, here is the ball I promised you! Hurray! That leaves only two more! minouhse