Everything Calls for Salvation (2022) s01e04 Episode Script

A NETFLIX SERIES
[Pino] Hey, what's-your-name, get up.
I have to change the bed. Come on. Up, up.
Hey, I had just fallen asleep.
[Pino] It'll be quick.
[sniffs]
[blows]
What did the witch say?
About what?
Didn't she say anything about me?
[exhales] She said that, uh,
she knows you're talking behind her back,
but that there's a reason for that.
Oh, yeah? What would that be?
That when you both started
working here together,
you, uh, you liked her or something.
I liked her? You kidding me?
She was the one drooling over me.
[clicks tongue] What a liar.
What can I say? I'm only reporting, okay?
Leave me out of it.
What she told you is bullshit.
I liked her. Unbelievable.
- [sighs]
- [Madonnina whimpering]
Yeah, right. I liked her.
Listen, can you finish here?
These things put me off.
I don't wanna work anymore.
I'm so pissed.
- Like this never happens, huh?
- [Madonnina whimpering]
- [woman screaming]
- [Madonnina gasps]
You heard that, right?
The 7:30 a.m. yell. On time.
Like clockwork.
- [chuckles]
- [screaming continues]
[sighs]
[tender music playing]
Virgin Mary, I lost my soul.
[Daniele] Alessandro,
I wrote it all down, you know?
Now I'll read it to Dr. Cimaroli,
so at least she knows
I'm someone who tries.
But let's make a deal.
If you also try,
I'll tell her you gave me a hand.
[exhaling]
WEDNESDAY
Hi, guys, you finally woke up, huh?
Giorgio and I have already done Pilates
and went shopping.
It's not true. We were out smoking.
You really have no imagination.
[chuckles] I see you two
are getting along pretty well.
- Why, are you jealous?
- [Daniele] Not at all. I'm glad, really.
Look, we even swapped our shirts.
Yeah, I see that.
He looks good in it. Well done.
- Daniele is jealous ♪
- [laughing]
Daniele is jealous ♪
- Daniele is jealous ♪
- [laughing]
- General. Please.
- Daniele ♪
You can stay as long as you wish.
You have Pino Ciogli's permission.
That would be me.
You're putting on a show, as usual.
Very good.
Good morning, Dad.
I brought you a change of clothes.
Thank you, Dad, for that.
Whose shirt are you wearing?
Mine.
[sighs] His shirt.
We swapped shirts for fun. [chuckles]
We're all friends in here, right?
[chuckles]
[scoffs] Your usual antics, I guess, huh?
Give me your laundry. I'm in a rush.
Are you proud?
With you, even all this is useless.
No, Dad, it's not true.
Actually, I'm feeling much better.
Ask the doctors.
And can you tell Mom too?
Your mom doesn't wanna know anything
about you.
Let me show you the way, General. Come.
General!
See that? He's a general.
Yeah.
[cackling]
[pensive music playing]
[continues cackling]
[Madonnina mutters]
What a piece of shit, that general, huh?
Are you crazy or what?
Did you see the medals
he has on his chest?
You have to respect him.
He's an important person.
He's fought for us in Iraq and Albania.
Sure, life is strange.
It's not fair a guy like him
to have a queer son.
Hey, have you seen my lighter,
the nice one?
No.
It disappeared. What's wrong with you?
I don't like being jerked around.
- By who?
- By you.
I thought by now I had convinced you
that my brain is working.
So what?
Why did you tell me
there were bad guys in there?
That's the women's ward.
More evidence you haven't figured out shit
about life.
We caught many patients
in the bathrooms humping each other.
In the end, one got pregnant in here
from another lunatic,
who then jumped off the Ariccia bridge.
That's why the chief of staff came up
with this story.
By the time you find out, it's almost time
for you to get the fuck out of here.
Dude, you're just you're still young.
Try not to come back in here again.
This is a circle of hell, don't you see?
And not just for you guys, you know.
Think about it. [exhales]
[exhales]
[baby chatter echoing]
[babbling]
[babbling continues]
[chatter echoing]
[door opens]
Good morning.
I know you, don't I?
Oh, maybe because your daughter and I went
to high school together.
It's amazing. What a memory you have.
You're the one I chatted with last night,
aren't you?
It was you.
I mean,
I thought I was talking to your husband.
What husband? I don't have a husband.
Anyway, I'm Daniele Cenni. Pleasure.
[inhales]
[chuckles] Life is so strange.
I hadn't seen your daughter in years,
and then I find her again in such a place.
Listen to me,
my daughter is here for a mistake.
Because she has a career and a future
underway, if you know what I mean.
The fact that she's in here
with you doesn't mean anything.
She had a moment of weakness,
but she immediately realized
she had done something stupid.
I wouldn't call it something stupid,
you know.
- What was your name again?
- Daniele Cenni.
Daniele Cenni. Good.
I warn you. I'll keep an eye on you.
Stay away from my daughter.
Or I'm sure as hell gonna sue you
for stalking.
You. What the fuck are you doing here?
This isn't a country club.
Let's go, come on.
- [nurse] Good morning.
- [mother] Marinelli.
I'm here to see my daughter.
- [nurse] Please.
- [Pino] What are you looking at?
[door closes]
[lock clicks]
GIORGIA, PICOMEDIA
WANTS NINA'S SIGNATURE ON THE CONTRAC
THEY'RE READY TO REPLACE HER
I'LL TALK TO HER NOW
AND SORT EVERYTHING OU
Hey. Look at your hair.
Did you take a shower?
I'm just fine like this, actually.
Uh, but I sent you your pink petticoat
the other day.
Yeah, that pink petticoat
really sucks, Mom.
I've never liked it.
And you know what?
I talked to a guy over there
who recognized me, you know.
And he told me he chatted
with an imposter on my page.
[sighs] I don't want to repeat it again.
My accounts are mine.
Mine! Do you understand?
You better not use them ever again,
all right?
What was I supposed to do, huh?
Tell everyone you ended up in here?
- [Nina] I don't give a damn.
- [mother] Everything's fine.
[Nina] I don't give a damn.
- Just don't post anything. That's all.
- [sighs]
The situation is heavy enough as it is
without you getting in the way.
Fine, I won't go to your profile again.
But you have to thank Ludovico.
Yesterday, after seeing you, he called me.
He was worried.
- He really cares about you.
- Hmm.
Please, be kind, give him a call.
Yeah, sure, gimme my phone.
- So I can tell him to go fuck himself.
- Nina!
[inaudible]
[sniffles]
You wouldn't be who you are
without Ludovico.
Oh, yeah? Really? What am I?
A poor wretch locked up in a madhouse?
No, a young, famous, talented actor.
And an influencer with a million followers
who adore you.
But did you read the comments
under my posts?
Half of the people there
tell me I'm a hack.
- Or their "little baby doll."
- [sighs]
And some tell me to kill myself.
[scoffs] Mom, those assholes are right.
I suck. I'm not a talented actor.
I can't even act, for that matter.
No, honey, you are really good.
- They're just jealous of you.
- [scoffs]
Nina, next month you'll start working
on the second season, okay?
Yesterday, I closed the contract.
- Yeah.
- And I doubled the fee.
What do you care
about these people who only hate you?
Focus only on Ludovico.
He's always treated you like a queen.
He didn't lift a single finger
to get me out of here, Mom.
What do you care anyway?
You'll only stay here for a few days.
- Go ahead. Call him.
- No, Mom, no!
All of you want something from me.
"Nina, do this. Nina, do that."
I've had enough. I swear to God.
I can't take it anymore.
- [sighs] Oh, God Almighty.
- [door closes]
[sighs] Please, God, help us.
[sighs]
[sniffles]
What the hell are you looking at?
Mind your own fucking business! Fuck you.
I'm not your little baby doll.
[gasps] I'm not your little baby doll!
[sniffles, whispers]
I'm not your little baby doll.
[Cimaroli] I can't give you sleeping pills
anymore. I'm sorry.
Or anything else.
In your situation, it's too risky.
You could develop new addictions.
- [Daniele] Yeah, but I can't sleep.
- You have to be patient. [inhales]
By the way, sorry about the other day.
I was stuck in the ER.
How did it go with Dr. Mancino?
Badly, honestly. I really
I really don't like him.
His attitude and the way he treats me.
Well, Mancino is a bit of a grump,
but believe me, he's a good doctor.
But let's get back to us.
We'd started discussing your relationship
with drugs.
At what age did you start?
I was quite young.
They were just innocent experiments.
[sniffs]
[spray hissing]
[sniffs]
[sniffs]
[clatters]
- [spray hisses]
- [gasps]
Why do I always have to
blurt everything out?
Why do I have to talk so openly
about my my habits?
These people write everything
on that sheet.
Maybe they'll label me for life.
[inhales] Sorry,
but with my file, and, uh,
the condition you'll assign
to me at the end of this CT,
what, uh, where are you going to send it?
To the court?
No, don't you worry.
We only notify them about the completion
of the treatment.
And obviously,
if crimes were committed in here.
But as for medical conditions
and drug consumption,
we're not obliged to say anything.
The other day we talked about your moods.
Have you ever felt very sad,
hmm, to the point of having bad thoughts?
Like, suicide, for instance?
Sad, yes.
Often.
[inhales] But, uh, suicidal thoughts,
it happened rarely.
[gasps] But something strange occurs
to me when I'm sad.
[inhales] I don't know how to explain it.
It, uh I mean, it's as if
I were two people in one.
Like when in the company of others,
I like to act all buddy-buddy and laughing
and make other people laugh.
But then, when I'm alone
When you're alone?
I feel these thoughts
tormenting the hell out of me, you know.
How is it going with your mother?
You mentioned
that your grandmother's death
had caused her a great deal of distress.
Well, my grandmother died
when I was, like, ten.
Mom was hurt, yes, obviously, but..
I'm sorry, so sorry. Sorry.
It's exhaustion. You are
[sighs]
You're Daniele Cenni.
Yes. I have another patient
called Daniele at the clinic.
Forgive me. You have no idea
how many suffering youngsters
we have at the moment. I'm sorry.
[inhales] All right.
So that Daniele can't take sleeping pills.
Does it mean I can?
No.
[sighs]
Did you bring me something you wrote?
No. Nothing worth reading.
I mean, I have to work on it some more.
[exhales]
What did you write in there?
Just some of my thoughts, you know.
But I didn't read them to Dr. Cimaroli,
or she'll definitely be convinced
that I'm crazy.
[Mario] Read them to us.
You can trust us.
[chuckles] No, no, no,
I'm gonna be embarrassed.
- By us, Daniele?
- Yeah.
- [Gianluca chuckles]
- Here, nobody judges anyone.
Because otherwise,
we'll have to spend 30 more years in here.
[Gianluca] Just a moment.
[Daniele] Where are you going?
There. Nobody will be able
to hear us now. Go.
[gasps] Okay. All right.
[clears throat]
No, please, I can't.
- Daniele, do you want me to yell? [yells]
- No, okay, fine.
- [Madonnina whimpers]
- [shushing]
"It's always you
who comes and picks me up."
"My memory is full of this."
"Of you showing up and taking me away."
"At school, all my ills,
I feigned them just to see you arrive."
"Up until today."
"Now nothing is feigned."
"And the pain that's breaking me is real."
"And the more atrocious it is
to wait for you,
passing from the school desks
to this little white bed."
That's it.
[sighs] This isn't just a thought.
This is a poem.
A beautiful one. I mean it.
[Gianluca] It's true, Danie'.
It shows all the love you feel
for your mother. Lucky you.
[chuckles]
- [sighs] Can I read it?
- Of course.
I also like poetry very much.
I used to read poems in class.
Have you read Saba?
Yes, how'd you know that, Mario?
I can tell. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
- I would read his poems to my students.
They loved him.
And Rimbaud?
A little. He was one
of the accursed poets, right? A lunatic.
Ah. "Je est un autre."
"I is another."
You have to read it. [chuckles]
I'm just a dilettante, you know.
But I think you should continue.
You should show your poem
to someone who can help you.
[chuckles] I'm not sure about that.
[Mario] Listen to me.
- What are you talking about?
- [Gianluca] Poetry.
Daniele wrote a beautiful poem.
I don't really care about poetry.
I'm more into comics, graphic novels
and dirty magazines.
- [all laughing]
- Yeah.
What, did they bring me lunch again?
Then I'll have lunch again.
And I'll go take a long nap.
[chuckles]
Your apple, professor.
Thanks.
- Your apple.
- For tea time.
[chuckles]
The food is really good here.
That's why I come often.
[all laugh]
["Koop Island Blues" by KOOP playing]
Hello, my love ♪
It's getting cold on this island ♪
I'm sad alone ♪
I'm so sad on my own ♪
Shh! Keep quiet, okay?
I wanna see what this poem is about.
We were much too young ♪
"It's always you
who comes and picks me up."
For you ♪
For anyone like you ♪
[sighs]
We said goodbye ♪
With a smile on our faces ♪
I think he's talking about his mother.
He's talking about his mother.
He's talking about his mother.
on your own ♪
The truth is ♪
We ran out of time ♪
Now you're looking for me ♪
Or anyone like me ♪
[music box melody playing]
Pino, I wanna call my mother.
- No. [grunts]
- Why not?
Because I'm pissed off.
I was supposed to leave half an hour ago,
but I have to wait for that bitch.
There you are. Well done, congratulations.
- Sorry, I was caught up in traffic.
- You don't say.
There's traffic in Rome.
- Not like in Cairo or Timbuktu.
- Actually, it's worse over there.
That's why they don't do shit
from dawn to dusk.
They wander.
- They take a nap.
- [exhales]
[Pino] They'd like
to do the same thing here.
Oh. She pretends she's not hearing me.
- Some people are really fucking shameless.
- [exhales]
I'll tell you more. I think she's the one
who took my lighter, a collector's item.
- She's a thief too.
- [telephone rings]
- [beeps]
- Yes. One second.
- Your mother.
- It's my mother?
[Pino] Yep.
- [gasps]
- I'll wait for you outside, okay?
Mom, I was just about to call you.
Hi, sweetheart. How are you?
[Daniele] Yeah, I'm fine.
- Gotten used to this place.
- [Pino sniffles]
Ah, I'm so glad to hear that.
You have no idea.
You're a nice boy. You know that, Danie'.
And you can still do anything you want.
That's what this experience is for.
Do you understand? [gasps]
[whimpering]
- Virgin Mary, I lost my soul.
- [lighter clicking]
Please, Virgin Mary.
[blowing]
Virgin Mary. Virgin Mary
Virgin Mary, please. Virgin Mary, please!
But you shouldn't have told your father
that I found that stuff in your pockets.
- [Pino chattering]
- He didn't sleep all night over that.
Now he thinks you're a user.
[sighs] I told him that was your first
and last time.
It would never happen again.
Isn't that right?
- Yes, no, Mom, look. I swear.
- [Pino chattering]
Okay, look, we did this stupid thing.
Last summer,
you know, when we went to Ponza,
we took it just like that to try it.
Well done, son
- Anna, can I please talk to him too?
- [groans]
- No.
- Isn't he my son too?
You're way too nervous.
- You're going to upset him.
- [father] Can I speak to him? Please.
- Thank you very much. Daniele.
- [groans]
- [Pino continues chattering]
- Dad.
[father] You have to promise me this.
- It is the first and last time
- I told you I've already spoken to him.
- I'll tell you later. Go. Go!
- [sighs]
[Anna] Listen. Do you need anything?
- Uh, maybe I'll get Giovanni to bring it.
- Or I can come, Danie'.
- [sighs]
- Don't worry about it.
- By the way, I spoke with your friends.
- [laughs]
I told them you were away for work.
Don't worry about anything.
There. Don't worry.
Listen, tell us what you need, Daniele.
I don't need anything, Mom. Don't worry.
Oh, yeah, I'll stop worrying
when you come back home.
Okay. Look, we'll talk again later, okay?
- Uh, goodbye, Danie'.
- Bye.
Bye, Mom.
Tell Dad I said goodbye, all right?
- [Anna] Bye, sweetheart. Bye.
- Okay, bye.
[Pino] Now, it's traffic. Tomorrow, it's
[Daniele] I'd love to tell you
what I really need, Mom.
Something I'm carrying inside
of me from birth.
Following me everywhere like a shadow.
[Pino] You know what you should do?
[Daniele] I've been trying
to give a name to this thing,
ever since I was little,
but I haven't managed yet.
What the fuck is going on?
- Watch out! Fire!
- [coughs]
[extinguisher hissing]
- It's empty, goddamn it. Jesus!
- [coughs]
[Daniele coughing] Fuck!
[coughing]
- [glass shatters]
- [coughing]
- Out of the way!
- [Gianluca] My God, what is it?
- [Pino] What are you doing?
- [Giorgio coughs]
[screaming]
- [Gianluca gasps]
- [Giorgio yelling]
[coughs, yells]
[all coughing]
- [Giorgio yells]
- [Gianluca whimpers]
- [all coughing]
- [Giorgio gasps]
- [Daniele] Is he breathing?
- He's breathing.
- He's breathing.
- [Giorgio groans]
[coughing]
- You are a hero.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
- [Pino] Madonnina. Come on.
- [Giorgio sighs]
- [Pino] You're fine, Madonnina.
- [Gianluca sniffles]
So, if I understand correctly,
Madonnina was able
to enter the storage room undisturbed.
You got that right.
- [Cimaroli] Where did he find the lighter?
- Mystery.
- We don't know.
- [Cimaroli] A mystery?
That door should have been locked,
as far as I know.
Yeah, but we never had the key.
I don't know.
Then let's make a report,
so they can send a locksmith.
Seems like the right thing to do.
Yes, of course.
Anyway, it's unbreathable in here.
- Have you opened all the windows?
- Yes, we did.
- [sighs]
- [Gianluca] We could go down to the park.
For an hour or so.
I know it's not allowed,
but as you say, doctor,
it's unbreathable here. [coughs, gags]
Well, actually,
it seems like the only solution.
- [squeals]
- [Cimaroli] Guys, back to your room.
Can you please stay overtime
for a couple of hours today?
I was leaving, doctor.
I have things to do. I don't
I'm asking you as a personal favor.
We need someone to keep an eye on them.
- All right, I'll stay.
- [Cimaroli] Hmm.
That's three hours overtime.
Should have left an hour ago.
Sure, of course. Thanks for your help.
Bye now. Good luck.
- Goodbye, doctor.
- Bye.
What the fuck! I have to stay two more
hours because of that moron Madonnina.
Where does he get the lighters?
It's the second one
he's pulled out already.
[Ale sighs]
It was on the floor in the storage room.
- He stole it from you.
- Really?
What a son of a bitch.
Please, could you
not tell the doctors about this?
It could've happened to
Anyway, I'm glad to stay
and give you a hand, you know.
No problem at all.
If he broke it, I'll kill him.
- [clicks]
- Huh.
[Daniele] Aren't you coming?
No, thanks. I'd rather stay here with him,
in case he needs something.
I hope the bad guys aren't coming with us.
The ones over there.
If they freak out, they'll ruin our trip.
If they do come, she'll be there too.
Fuck.
[clear throats] Uh, Gianluca.
Um, do you have some deodorant,
by any chance? Or something?
[unzipping]
- Thanks. Thanks.
- Here.
May I?
[Gianluca] Mm-hmm.
- You're cute. You're cute.
- Oh, yeah?
[Gianluca] Mm-hmm.
Thank you.
[chuckles]
[Gianluca hums]
How come you guys never sing?
- [chuckles]
- [woman 1] Do you realize?
- We all could have died.
- [woman 2] I know.
[chattering continues]
What are we gonna do now?
I wanna play a game.
- We need a ball.
- [gasps] Giorgio, you're a genius.
- I'll go get the ball.
- No, forget it. It's too hot.
[Gianluca] You never like anything though.
[Nina] Hey. Look.
- Oh. Nina.
- The poet is here.
Hi. Uh, Gianluca. Giorgio.
- [Nina] Hi.
- Nice to meet you, miss. [exhales]
Hi, likewise.
Do you have any cigarettes? I've run out.
I don't. I got mine from Pino.
- I'll get two of mine, okay?
- Okay.
- Let's go.
- See you.
Do you know who she is?
The one who did that series.
What's her name?
Don't tell me he likes that ice queen.
She has a lot of class though.
[Gianluca] How would you know?
Have you seen her act?
She looks like a puppet.
She's annoying too.
Pino. Hi. Uh, this is Nina.
- Hello.
- I know Nina. Hmm.
I would like,
uh, two of my cigarettes, please.
[Pino] Hmm.
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
I can't wait to leave.
You found it, after all. Where was it?
Don't get me started, really.
If the Black girl discredits me,
this time I'll make her pay.
She seems to be a good person.
- But she's not good at all.
- [bird squawking]
- Hey, I'm not a racist.
- [Rossana] No.
[woman squawking]
- [Pino] There she goes again.
- [Nina] Oh my God.
Better and better.
Yes, she does it at regular intervals.
It's synchronized with the time.
[chuckles] Well, we have Madonnina.
Oh, yeah. The guy
who keeps praying to the Virgin Mary.
- I've heard about him.
- He's an arsonist too.
In fact,
it's thanks to him that we're out here.
[Nina] Thanks.
Thank you for that, Madonnina.
[Daniele chuckles]
[mocking laughter] See how he's laughing.
He never does with us.
We we don't even have a ball
to play a game. Let's find a ball.
Ah, you know,
I found out why they keep us apart.
- You're serious?
- Yeah.
Let me guess. So we don't have sex?
- Well, yeah.
- [gasps]
It's because a baby, uh, was born,
the child of two inmates.
What a story, huh?
- What a hassle, yeah.
- [chuckles]
Well, maybe he's become,
uh, like, a rock star
or I don't know.
One of those cult leaders who
travels the world saving all the lunatics.
- [chuckles]
- Nah, forget it.
That poor woman must have been forced
to abort right away.
[Daniele] Hmm.
[Nina exhales]
Hey, what are you doing?
What are those?
They're pine nuts. What did you think?
- Uh, no, thanks.
- Try one. It's good.
It tastes like pesto.
It's pesto that tastes like pine nuts.
I'm impressed
with all the things you know.
I'm wise. I know.
Feel like going for a little walk?
Let's go. [exhales]
Listen, follow them.
He's a hothead. See where they go.
[Daniele sighs] You really don't know
what pine nuts are?
[Nina] Never had them in my life.
- [Daniele] Never had them in your life?
- [Nina] No.
[Pino] Does it sound
like a seagull or a crow?
What's the voice like?
It's full of seagulls here.
No, not at all.
[Daniele] I saw your mother earlier.
Good-looking woman. Hmm.
But I was thinking. Could it be that
she's downplaying what happened to you?
What do you know
about what happened to me though?
I had a moment of weakness,
and I acted like a loser. That's it.
Right, because one has
to be tough in life, right?
Hey, oh! Listen, dude.
If you are gonna judge
without knowing shit,
maybe you'd better shut up,
don't you think?
Who's judging you? Not at all.
Absolutely not. From what I hear,
you've already got plenty of
[chuckles] haters on your social media.
Well, whatever.
I don't care. Forget about them.
They're just envious.
Anyway, if you really must know,
that night I was completely wasted.
Have you ever huffed?
Yeah. Sure.
Even the night I ended up here.
My parents caught me in the act, so
- Ouch.
- Hmm.
- What'd they tell you?
- [inhales]
Well, my parents are very patient. [sighs]
They're just simple people.
Laid-back, easygoing.
They enjoy company.
Can you imagine?
My mother has five siblings.
I mean,
five is a lot, you know. [chuckles]
I don't even wanna know
how many cousins I have.
At Christmas,
they make us sit in the bathroom,
because there are so many.
[both chuckle]
Then there are, of course, my siblings
with, uh, husbands, wives, children.
I have three nephews.
So when we all gather together,
we go to the bar downstairs,
because otherwise we're not gonna fit.
[both laugh]
I'm so jealous.
Why?
[sighs] I don't know.
It's just I'm always alone with my mom,
even at Christmas.
My father left when I was five,
and I haven't seen him since.
[chuckles] And you thought Ludovico
was my dad yesterday.
[laughing]
So, you're the naive one
who didn't understand shit after all.
No, he's not my father.
We actually had an affair.
Yes, well, it's more than that. I mean,
the situation is extremely complicated.
He's the owner of Weiss,
which is a fashion brand,
and he hired me as his poster girl.
Let's just say that
we help promote each other, in a way.
[inhales] But he's married
to this woman he'll never leave,
because she's super rich and influential.
She helped him a lot.
But this is none of my business.
I'm 20. I can do whatever I want.
And besides,
he's the one who has the most to lose.
So, what now?
So, nothing at all.
Yesterday, I broke up with him.
Otherwise, he would have kept me hanging
for who knows how long.
And frankly, I'm much happier like this.
[Daniele sighs]
Anyway, a nurse told me tomorrow night,
there will be fireworks out here.
We could watch them together if you want.
Uh, where though? Each of us in our room?
Well, uh,
I actually thought about the roof.
[chuckles] Yeah, right. You are crazy.
And you are a chicken.
Hey, listen, if they catch us, they'll
make us stay here for another week.
- [Nina] Whatever.
- That guy there is already watching us.
- [Daniele] You see, huh?
- [chuckles]
Actually, now that I think about it,
if we stayed locked up
in here another week, it's fine with me.
Once we're out,
when do I get to see you again?
[both laughing]
[kisses]
[laughing]
The look on your face. [laughs]
[pensive music playing]
[TV chattering]
You're here already?
Well, Alessia felt sick with the stench.
I had to come in two hours early.
Hmm. I can't even eat in there.
May I?
[announcer 1] are the two regions
where the heatwave is stronger
in the beginning of summer
and a scorching month of June,
like we hadn't had for years.
[announcer 2] You have to stay
in the shade
- Are you okay?
- [scoffs]
"Okay" is quite a big word.
Today, I had to stand in line
for four hours. [exhales]
'Cause my husband's disability has
to be reviewed every two years.
What's there to review?
Only if Jesus passed by
and performed a miracle.
But they don't care.
They have to
review everything every two years.
They help you go downhill.
What?
It's just something
my father always tells people
when there's nothing else you can say,
but I'm not even sure what it means.
Rossana, I didn't have the courage
to tell you what I really had in my mind.
I'd have loved to tell you
that maybe Jesus Christ
will perform a miracle for your husband.
Maybe even for the child born in here
to two lunatics.
But maybe Nina's right.
That baby was never born.
What is it?
Nothing.
The chickpea soup was good today.
Good. Go back to your room now.
Doesn't Mancino have a house?
He's in there eating alone.
He worked overtime as usual.
He doesn't have anyone waiting
for him anyway.
- Sometimes he even sleeps here.
- Oh.
The professor is a tough guy,
you know. [sighs]
Even if there are a few rumors about him.
How so?
Well, they say that as a young man,
he also had a few problems.
- What problems?
- Never mind. Forget it.
Pino told me that,
so take it with a grain of salt.
Now go to your room, come on.
[Madonnina groaning loudly]
- Oh!
- [Gianluca] Madonnina, don't do that.
We forgave you
even though you tried to set us on fire.
Will you help me? [groaning]
Please help me.
[Giorgio] Yeah, Gianluca is right.
Don't think about it anymore.
[Gianluca] Hmm.
You only have to focus on what you
wanna do when you get out of here, okay?
[Madonnina whimpers]
- Why? What would you do?
- [groans]
- I'd get a sour cherry popsicle.
- [laughing]
- [Madonnina groans]
- Yeah.
If I were out of here, I'd have a nice
cold pint of beer, even maybe a couple.
Then before bed, an ice cream cone.
And I'd be good to go.
- [exhales]
- [Gianluca] Did you hear them, Madonnina?
A popsicle, an ice cream. How pathetic.
If I were out of here, I'd go
for a nice walk in the center of Rome,
and then go clubbing
to find the man of my life.
Hey, Gianluca, you're always
going off on the same old shit.
Danie', I go off on what gets me off.
- [Madonnina groaning]
- If you catch my drift.
Hey, guys. Come take a look.
What is it? The little bird, Mario?
No, no, no, something else.
- Come.
- [Gianluca] Let's go.
[groaning]
Look, behind the trees, on the sea.
[Gianluca] It's beautiful.
I wonder where it goes.
- Maybe to the Caribbean.
- No.
This one isn't going to the Caribbean.
This one is going straight
towards the sun.
- [Gianluca gasps]
- Because it's a special ship.
It's the ship of the crazy.
- And we're the crew members.
- [gasps]
- What, really?
- [laughing]
Yes, we won't stop in every port,
and we'll only let on board
the people we like, the people we want.
We'll welcome them
to the big luxurious party hall.
We'll stand in line
with our beautiful white uniforms.
- [Gianluca gasps]
- Welcome to the ship of the crazy.
[all] Welcome to the ship of the crazy.
- Welcome to the ship of the crazy.
- [Madonnina groans]
[all] Welcome to the ship of the crazy.
- Welcome to the ship of the crazy.
- [Madonnina shouting]
[all] Welcome to the ship of the crazy!
Welcome to the ship of the crazy ♪
We don't stop at every port ♪
We're alive, but our minds are hazy ♪
Live your life
Because your time is short ♪
There is always time for laughter ♪
Fun all day and every night ♪
A fun cruise is what you're after ♪
No judgment, you'll feel all right ♪
If your mind is on vacation ♪
Climb aboard, now don't be lazy ♪
Join us for our celebration ♪
Welcome to the ship of the crazy ♪
Welcome to the ship of the crazy ♪
Welcome to the ship of the crazy ♪
Welcome to the ship of the crazy ♪
Welcome to the ship of the crazy ♪
Welcome to the ship of the crazy ♪
Welcome to the ship of the crazy ♪
Welcome to the ship of the crazy ♪
Welcome to the ship of the crazy ♪
Hop, hop, hop ♪
Hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop ♪
[cheering]
[laughing]
- [all] Welcome to the ship of the crazy!
- Hop, hop, hop!
- Welcome to the ship of the crazy!
- Hop, hop, hop, hop!
[Rossana] Hey!
- Welcome to the ship of the crazy!
- Hop, hop, hop, hop
- These guys are crazy for real.
- [all cheering]
[Rossana] Playtime's over! Go to sleep.
- Oh!
- [laughing]
- [Giorgio] Sour cherry flavor.
- [groaning]
Ah, Virgin Mary, help me, please.
[gasps]
[sighing, groaning]
[Gianluca clears throat]
[groans]
[sighing]
- That's better.
- [grunting]
[sighing]
[Giorgio sighing]
Hey, Daniele. [yawns]
- Are you awake?
- Yeah, why?
[Giorgio sighs]
I don't know
if it's because of this ship thing.
I don't know what's wrong with me.
Tell me.
I had a nightmare, Danie'.
- I fell off the ship.
- [Daniele exhales]
I saw it getting further away in the night
with all its lights in the darkness.
Danie', I was shouting. I shouted so much.
But you couldn't hear me.
And so, I
I was left all alone in the night.
And I felt like some sort of sea creature.
You know?
Those creatures that grab you by the leg
and pull you under.
Just terrible.
- That's just horrible.
- [Giorgio] Yeah.
[exhales, yawns]
Come on, go to sleep now.
You'll feel better.
Yeah.
[Daniele exhales, grunts]
Danie', do you mind
if I ask you if you can hold my hand?
I'll fall asleep right away.
We can't do that. We're too far apart.
[Giorgio grunts]
- There.
- There. [grunts]
[exhales]
[Giorgio panting]
Danie', could I ask you one more thing?
Tell me.
What's your mother's name?
Anna. Why?
- Anna. Nice name.
- [both chuckle]
My mom's name was Sandra.
Sandra is also a nice name.
Yeah.
I'm sure if Sandra had seen you today
saving Madonnina,
she would have been very proud
to have such a brave child.
- You think so?
- Of course.
[Giorgio] Ah.
Let's sleep now, come on.
Yes, have a good night.
- Good night, Gio.
- Yeah.
- You were great.
- [panting] Yes.
Yes, I was great.
[both exhale]
[Giorgio snoring]
[gentle music playing]
BASED ON TUTTO CHIEDE SALVEZZA
BY DANIELE MENCARELLI