Family Business (2019) s01e04 Episode Script
Running to Seed
1 What the fuck is that? Is there a problem here? - The asshole.
- That's not mine.
So, you're saying the truck is yours but not its contents? Yes, I don't know No, no, no, it's mine.
They're my little pigs.
It's my pork.
I keep telling you the shop needs to expand our inventory.
So here it is.
This is my idea.
Here you go.
This type of pork is gonna be the future.
They're kosher pork.
It's pork that's kosher.
I've been having talks with the chief rabbi of Paris, he's crazy about it.
He's already ordered 50 to be delivered by Monday, it's insane.
- Really, it is.
Yep.
- Unbelievable.
Mister, are these your pigs or are they not? - Yes, they are.
- [Joseph.]
I can explain.
I wanted to surprise my dad, but now that's completely ruined.
Not your fault, you're doing your job.
In fact, you're doing super.
Bravo.
- So, um - Hold on.
It's true.
What Joseph's talking about is a new way to make pork kosher.
It's a complicated process involving genetic modification of hooves.
- Exactly.
- It's gonna be huge.
It's the future.
If you wanna invest money, this is the way to go.
Forget Bitcoin, that's yesterday, old news.
Hm? We won't bother you any longer.
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- All right, good evening.
- Have a nice night, officer.
[officer.]
Thank you.
[door closes, then engine starts.]
[Joseph.]
Great job, buddy.
- What are those pigs? - No, no.
no.
Don't ask me that, you ask her.
- You ask your daughter, okay? - [Gérard.]
Hm.
- Well, these pigs - [Grandma.]
Stop it, they're mine.
What? Listen, I bought 10,000 euros' worth of cannabis cuttings.
- That's right.
- Are you kidding? I had no idea Yohan would hide it in a pig's asshole.
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES I'm just saying it's worth considering now that the cuttings are already here.
Who knows? It'll be like an upturn.
This is an upturn? Huh? An upturn? Will prison be an upturn too? Huh? Hey, be careful with those, they're fragile.
Why are you all interfering, huh? This business in Enrico's and mine, that's it, period.
No, you don't have a business if you don't have a product to sell.
If you don't start growing now, you see, the law passes, and you're selling pastrami and it's too late.
- [Aure.]
Two point five million.
- Uh, what? I made a mistake, it's 2.
5 million euros.
If Gram transplants each cutting four times, and we set up the barn correctly, then the first harvest will be worth 2.
5 million euros.
Oh, really? Hm.
Two point five million.
[Joseph.]
Okay.
Okay, Dad, listen to me real quick.
- What? - We all agree that you're the boss.
I think I can speak for all of us.
Along with Enrico, of course, but you mostly.
You're right, we agree.
But, Dad, listen.
Wouldn't it be a shame if we didn't all do this together, as a family? Let's all agree right now.
We'll split all the tasks.
You're the captain of the ship, all right? You're the visionary.
You figure out whatever it's gonna take to reimagine it in your own way.
Okay.
Grandma and Aure can figure out how to grow.
Grandma has a green thumb and Aure, she's amazing.
Oliver and I will get out and hustle and put the money together to get us started.
We all have a role.
- What do you think? - What do I think about what? You forgetting something? I don't do anything without talking to Enrico first, that's it.
- [Joseph.]
Here he is.
- There he is, yep.
[Oliver.]
This is not good.
Not good.
All right, no TV.
You good? Does the food taste different after you fuck somebody over? Huh? You are not 50/50 partners with my dad.
I know what you did, I know what you're doing, it's bullshit.
I'm sorry.
I guess I got carried away.
But it's partially your fault, after what you did.
You two drugged me.
I ended up in a disastrous state.
When I got back to my home, I had to climb a chair and stare at a spot on the ceiling to keep it from spinning around in my head like that.
- That's not good.
Okay - Listen to me.
I'll call your father and straighten this out.
- Yes.
- Tell him it's a misunderstanding and that now I'm completely out of it.
No, you're not gonna be doing that part.
Listen, my father thinks my mother sent you from heaven.
If you're out, he's out too.
Oh, la-la-la, it's getting complicated, huh? I'm out.
Enrico.
If you're in we'll give you two percent.
- Two percent? - Yeah.
Two percent.
How sweet.
You joking with me? Or insulting me? Or disrespecting me? - Wait, wait.
- Calm down a minute.
We're talking about 50,000 grand the first year.
Fifty thousand? - Yeah, 50,000.
- Yeah, 50,000.
- The first year? - Yes! What a lovely example of private industry.
So you're staying in? - Like that, I'm in.
- Super.
Look, from now on, promise us no more tricks, okay? - Yeah.
- No more funny business.
Everything squared away.
- Good.
We're done.
- Great.
- Hang on, hang on.
- What? Does this mean you guys aren't working on the new album? - No.
- No, of course we are.
No, we are.
We already have lots of ideas.
Yes, let's have a little preview of Okay, a little taste.
You're gonna like this one.
[singing in foreign language.]
Enough of all that filler, ya, ya, ya.
I meant, that part goes a bit long, but here we go.
[singing.]
The sun in Constantine is fabulous The sunbeams strike under the eyes It's a beautiful song It's Hey! It's so beautiful It's so beautiful [man on tv.]
The soil is already wet.
So I put half as much water as I would normally.
Just like growing tomatoes.
- for a week.
- Is that so? You never grew tomatoes? - put the pots under the lights - No.
[message chimes.]
18 hours of light for 6 hours of darkness.
Forget about that Tomoko, she's a cunt.
I really don't wanna talk about it now.
Just focus on the things you didn't like about her.
Hm.
Like the sex, was it any good? Yeah, it was good.
Yeah.
I'm not asking about you and Grandpa.
He was terrible in bed.
[chuckles.]
That's horrible.
How did you get by all those years? Hm.
I managed.
- Really? You were a naughty girl.
- Hm.
[both laugh.]
Come here.
- [sighs.]
- Come here, my girl.
Give me a kiss.
I can't believe you told Ali.
You should've done it a long time ago.
I was going to.
Was just about to.
You wanna explain Amsterdam? I went there with my father on business.
What business? What business? What do you think it was? Our meat business.
- Meat business, really? - Yeah.
Deliver meat, and Aure misses her flight, and Ali is talking about the Dutch mafia? See, that's normal when you have no explanations, which I'm about to give you.
- I'm listening.
- It's really very simple.
My dad has met Enrico Macias.
- Pfft.
- You said you were listening to me.
He met Enrico Macias at the butcher shop.
They were like instant friends.
They started talking about the old days and Constantine.
Blah, blah, blah, they're drinking stuff.
I'm ashamed to tell you, my father, I don't know what go into him, went looking for prostitutes in Amsterdam.
All right? Before I know it, my dad's fighting with prostitutes.
You have prostitutes, you have the mafia.
That's enough, get out.
No, I'm telling the truth.
- Get out.
- It's true.
- I promise.
- I can't take it anymore.
- I need to move on.
- I do to, I just wanna move on together.
Every time I try with you, it's some story.
[cell phone ringing.]
I'm sorry, I have to take this.
It's Oliver.
- Please be quick, I'm busy moving on.
- Tell her stop texting me.
- Why? What does she want? - She says she wants to meet.
To meet with us? - Yeah, she has news.
- Great.
We'll talk later.
Sounds good.
- What the fuck? - I have to go.
- Okay.
Don't worry.
- That's it.
- We'll talk.
- I don't want to see you.
No, that won't do.
See, I know you're not one to give up so easily.
We're gonna talk about this again as soon as I get back.
No, we're finished here.
- No.
No, no.
- Yes, we are.
We're not gonna stop until this is totally cleared up.
I promise you, we will laugh.
We will laugh so damn hard, so damn hard that people will come up to us and ask us to stop, because we're disturbing them.
We clear? I'll be back really soon.
[door closes.]
Clémentine, customers really aren't supposed to be back here.
You know, for hygiene reasons, you understand.
- So sorry, Gérard.
- Do you feel shitty selling meat? You know, all the animals suffering Who's this clown? Hey, guys, I'm here.
Hello.
Perfect timing.
I have to go see Gilbert about estimates.
Can you mind the shop? - Sure.
- Yeah, no problem.
All right, all right.
Your dad's so sweet.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
- He's cool, huh? - Yeah, he is.
I have good news and I have bad news.
- Let's get the bad news out of the way.
- Okay.
- Okay, the good news is - [Oliver.]
All right Okay.
that legalization is still happening, and I got you an appointment for a big meeting with the minister.
- Incredible.
No way.
I love it.
- Congratulations.
You're welcome, however, here's the bad news now.
I never got Yeah, uh, the money.
That's what she's talking about.
Look, I have it right here.
We only have 8 grand right now, we'll give you the rest later.
Only 8.
Yeah.
But, really, no.
If you don't deliver everything there's no deal.
Let's not do things half-way.
- Understood.
- Joseph, I want it all in 48 hours.
- What? - All of it? Yeah, I get it.
- All.
- All of what? - We get it.
Oliver, don't over think it.
- I think I understand, it's just Wanna go to lunch? Me, or, uh? No, you.
- Uh - Wait.
So, me? Well - Because you were looking in the middle.
- You Hm.
- You want to? - No, it's really not a good time.
No, it's not for me either.
Really? Then, why did you ask? Ha! All right, fine then.
Let's go.
No.
I just explained to you, I'm not free right now.
Good, because I'm not either.
- Dear God, help me.
- I don't - [laughs.]
So, I'm going to see you later? - All right - Maybe so.
See you, ciao.
- Ciao.
Bye.
- Damn, she is so weird.
- Yes, she is.
But we need her, and we need to get the rest of her money.
You need to be nicer to her, we talked about this.
- I was.
I was.
No, I just - Were not.
You weren't.
[bubbling.]
[coughing.]
This stuff is strong.
[groans.]
How long have you been smoking? I started smoking because of my rheumatism.
But then I just never quit.
- It relaxes me.
You know.
- Right.
It relaxes me.
Yeah, this hookah I have to admit, it's pretty amazing.
I really needed this with everybody breaking my balls.
[sighs.]
So Do you know someone you could recommend for a project? We're gonna renovate the uh Uh Oh, that's nice furniture.
I got distracted.
So, back to what I was saying we're gonna renovate the - the butchery.
- Oh, my, my.
Don't talk to me about contractors.
They're the worst, these contractors.
You're probably right.
Those crooks gave me such insane estimates to redo my verandah.
In the end, I did the work myself.
It's flawless, and it cost one tenth of the bid.
That's what I'll do.
That's what I'll do.
They all think that I'm a clown.
But this "bud-tchery" is gonna blow their damn minds.
It's gonna be dandy.
They'll see.
- [Joseph.]
I just need 1000 more.
- [Aure.]
1000? I only have one day left, I know you always keep some in your socks.
All my sock money exploded with my luggage.
Do you remember that? Do you? - You're on your own.
That's it.
- Ah, shit.
Think we could scam Grandma? Think she's hiding an ingot under the mattress? I spent all my money on the cuttings, and I'm not deaf.
- There you go.
- My bad, Grandma.
I'm sorry.
- You must have something.
- [groans.]
- Are you kidding me? I told you.
- Don't you have a savings account? She has no money, neither do I.
Handle it yourself, you're a big boy.
- Stop being a shit, okay? - All right, just calm down.
- Such an asshole.
- Don't talk to me like that.
Hey, Aure.
I know you're mad about the sneakers but don't take it out on me.
It's nothing to do with that.
Fuck off.
Well, bubbeleh, go on.
- Talk to her.
Good.
- I'm going.
Aure.
Go away.
You wanna tell me what's going on? - I just got dumped like I was trash.
- No way.
- It's true.
- I'm sorry.
I didn't even know you had a boyfriend.
It wasn't a boy.
I thought so.
- Really? - Yeah.
I can't lie, I suspected it.
Sure.
Hey.
Don't worry.
- Does Grandma know? - Mm-hm.
- [Joseph.]
Really? - [Aure.]
Does Grandma know? [laughs.]
You knew already? Of course, Grandma knows everything.
You sly little foxes, with your secrets.
Does dad know too? No, dad doesn't know.
I'm not ready to talk to him about it yet, okay? It's about time he found out, after all it's 2019 Yeah, I'm gonna tell him at my own pace.
Thanks.
My relationship with Aïda is a mess, too.
I guess that We're both having a hard time with girlfriends.
[laughing.]
- You're such a dick.
- I know.
- Three hours? - What do you want? - You don't tell me until it's last minute.
- Well, sit down, this guy's coming.
- Who's the guy? - Listen He's the only guy I could find that would help us on such short notice.
- And he agreed to lend us 20 grand? - Well, I asked for 50.
Why would you do that? What are you thinking? We already need 20 for the psycho girl.
We need cash for the grow room, for material How can we pay back 50 grand? Please tell me.
What are you nuts, Jo? We have millions falling from the sky, this is nothing.
- Don't worry, man.
- I guess so.
You sure I don't know this guy? - Yo, family! - Hey! - Youss! How are you? - What's up? Good.
- Joseph, how are you? - Youss.
- [Youss.]
Okay.
- What the fuck? You need help from Uncle Youss? No.
No, no, we don't need anything.
But we're happy to see you, of course.
So do you need 50 grand or don't you? - Yeah.
Of course we do.
What? - No, we really don't.
Enough.
What is this? One of you says no the other says yes.
What the fuck? - No.
We're all good.
- Yes.
This is fucking no, or is it a yes? It's no.
I don't wanna waste your time.
This is stupid.
You trying to say something's wrong with my money? Of course not, I think your money is wonderful.
It's just that, you know, you're part of the family.
There's Ali, you're his brother, and Aïda.
It's complicated.
Why'd you mention my sister? - What? - What's she have to do with it? My sister, why'd you mention her? - She's your sister.
- Are you trying to piss me off? I don't know why you're mad.
You wanna fuck my ass? - What? - Why would you bring her up? I don't know.
I don't want trouble.
- Rico! - No! [screams.]
[laughs.]
- What are you doing? Watch the suits.
- You shot me! Relax, it's just a joke.
- Look at this.
- Perfect shot.
Relax.
Come on, let me explain something to you.
If we're doing business together, we'll have fun.
I look a good joke, or a prank Listen, we're not doing business! It's not gonna work! - It's all right.
Calm down.
- No! I'm playing with you.
It's nothing.
Look, he came to me, asking for 50 grand for your weed business, right? - That's right.
- You told him? - I had no choice.
- You idiot! - I had to tell him something.
- What goes on in your head? - Hey! - I was just This is how I proceed for this amount.
I'm giving you 50,000 in cash today.
I expect it to be paid back in two months.
At an interest rate of 30 percent.
- That's a lot.
- I'm not a bank, so shut up.
- No, but 30 percent.
I'm not gonna agree - Shut up.
Each day that you're late will be a 2 grand penalty.
That's a lot.
Shut up.
After a week, if you're still late for any reason at all Rico! - Oh, no, no! Ow! - No, no! - Man, again! - My suit! - Why do you keep shooting us? - There's no reason! - Enough.
- No, cut it out, bro! No, you don't get to call me that now.
Once I lend you this money, there's no more bro talk.
I don't care, don't shoot that at us! - What if I do? - What if you do? Listen, take your money and your goons, and get the fuck out! - Really? - I'm not kidding! 50 grand in 48 hours must be easy to come by these days.
Even for two shit-heads like you.
Don't worry, we'll find it.
It's a shame, you almost escaped the butcher shop.
Let's go, we wasted our time here.
Unbelievable.
Come on, guys.
- [Rico.]
Okay, Uncle Youss.
- [man.]
You got it, boss.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Stop.
What? - You got a deal, okay? - [Oliver.]
What? - You fucking kidding me? - [Youss.]
Are you sure? We have a deal, Youss, all right? It's good.
All right.
[laughing.]
Okay, we're good.
I thought you were joking.
That's a good one.
Shit.
I told Oliver, but I'll say it again for you.
Ali is to stay out of this business, all right? My mother can't take another delinquent.
Okay.
And it goes without saying, if you guys try to fuck me, I swear on my mother's life Rico! - Whoa! - Whoa! - Stop it.
- Don't you fucking dare! - Put it down! - No, I'm just kidding.
[laughs.]
Rico's always ready to fucking go.
There you go, boys.
[laughs.]
- Taking a while.
- Yes, it is.
I guarantee it's all there.
No, it isn't.
- Are you kidding me? - I have the money.
But not Oliver.
Look, Clém, I'm not his pimp, I'm his friend.
He does what he wants.
I understand.
So do I.
Watch this, I'm going to show you.
All right.
What are you doing now? Hey, Dad.
How are you? - It's about time you called.
- You're not talking to your dad.
- You're bluffing.
- So, what's up? So, what's going on with the permit applications? They just keep flooding in, my love, why? - There's a butcher shop - Please, stop.
I'm in love.
I'm willing to arrange a dinner between the two of you.
- Okay, a dinner - Wait, if it doesn't go further, it's not my problem.
Are we clear? Yes.
And no more blackmail.
Got it.
I guess I'll feed him for dessert a little apricot.
If you know what I mean.
A little cherry.
Some papaya, you know, to taste.
[laughs.]
Are you sure what you're doing is safe, Oliver? Uh, I don't know, but we have no choice.
We're gonna be using a lot more power and the electric company monitors this.
If they think it's suspicious they'll call the police.
- Really? - Yeah.
I have everything hooked up now, so we can try it.
- Okay, if you say so.
- [Joseph.]
What's this? Uh, we're hacking power lines now.
Sounds safe.
- [Aure.]
See you later, I hope it works.
- [Grandma.]
We'll be inside.
[clicking.]
I have to tell you something.
[Oliver.]
Really, right now? Yeah, right now.
- An issue with Clémentine.
- What? - What does that freak-a-zoid want now? - Right.
Uh, she wants a date with you, or, uh, she'll lose our application.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Just a technical difficulty.
- What the fuck are you doing? I can fix that, might have made a mistake.
Yeah, well, you know what? Clémentine just freaks me out.
I could never date her.
It's just one dinner.
What's the big deal? What's your angle here? What's the catch? Is it just dinner, or is it dinner with a little extra? [Joseph sighs.]
No, no, no, it's just dinner.
Uh, a little extras advised.
Fuck.
Okay.
You know what? Fine, okay.
- I'll have dinner with her.
- Yeah.
- A few French kisses.
- No.
- Yeah, that's it.
That's the end of it.
- Olive - Olive.
- What? You're gonna have to keep dating her until it's legalized and we get licensed.
Are you fucking kidding? I'm not wasting three months of my life with that psycho.
Out of the question.
Find another solution.
You haven't picked up a single ride in the last 48 hours.
Hat's off to you.
What's up? I had an emergency.
Two day emergency? You're fired.
Stop.
It's no big deal.
I'll make it up to you.
I'll just work late No, I'm done sponsoring you.
I pay you, raise your kid, take him on vacation.
Stop taking advantage of me.
Give me the keys.
I'll take night shifts.
I'll sleep at the airport, and spend my life there.
I want the keys.
[Oliver.]
No, I'm having a quick dinner with Joseph to talk about business.
I'll call you when we're done.
Don't worry.
[knocking.]
That's probably him now.
You're two hours late.
Goddamn it.
- I'm sorry I'm late, I got dressed up.
- Whoa.
Wait, I'll call you right back.
You got dressed up for? Uh, Joseph didn't mention dinner? No, he didn't say that you were coming.
Uh Oh.
All right, I guess I'll just go.
- Wait, come back.
- Oh, yeah? - Since you're already here - Cool.
I don't know what he told you, but I hope he didn't say I loved you.
What? - Huh? - What did you say? I said, "I saw a bunch of doves poo.
" Well Let's be honest, in the UFC you know Khabib is the best.
- We agree, on the ground, he really is.
- All right.
We agree.
But when he's on his feet, then no Do you remember that shot on McGregor? Yeah, okay, so I'll give you that one.
- You know a lot about this.
- Of course.
Yeah, I'm a martial arts fan.
I'm a purple belt in Jiu-Jitsu.
- You're fucking kidding me now? - Uh-uh.
No, I'm not.
We can even get on the floor for a randori, I'll take you down in a Kimura in a second.
You seem pretty confident.
Of course, I'll fuck you up.
- No, I'd fuck you up.
- No, I'd fuck you up.
- No, I'd fuck you.
- Fuck you up.
- I'd fuck you.
- Okay.
- Ah, ha-ha-ha! - Let go of me.
- Watch out, I'm going down.
- [laughing.]
Look out! Okay, Clémentine, I'm tapping out.
- Let go of me.
- Okay, okay.
- Oh.
- Sorry.
- [laughs.]
- Oh, so that's your thing? Maybe.
[laughs.]
[rings.]
Aïda, please.
I love you [both exhale.]
Ah, damn it.
EXPERIENCE [man.]
"July 2016.
" This says, "Break-up.
" [Ali.]
That's when Melanie left me.
- "September of '16, catastrophic relapse"? - Yeah, I had a rough time.
FOR MY LOVE Aïda? So, 1300, we have a deal? I can't.
Fifteen hundred.
- I could use some help.
- Hang on, I'm negotiating.
Are you sure you can speak French? It says right here I'm bilingual.
- [in French.]
Do you speak English? - What? Oh, fuck! Shit! It's leaking everywhere! [groaning.]
- Shit, there's no way that's gonna work.
- It'll work.
How do I turn this thing off? [doorbell rings.]
Ah! We did it! [sighs.]
[both sigh.]
Oh, la-la-la.
Such a beautiful shop turned into this? What a crying shame.
- I made a few mistakes.
- Mm-hm.
You tried to remodel the place by yourself? I just need to hire a few people to, well, finish.
- But, unfortunately, I don't have the - Oh Ten grand.
- What? - That's what I need, 10 grand.
Right, 10 grand.
It's better coming from your family than from me.
I can't ask the family.
They don't even know I started doing this construction in the first place.
I wanted it to be a surprise.
- It's definitely a surprise.
Um - Oh Yeah.
Mm-hm.
Everything's been like this since my Béné's left, I'm such a fool.
[sobbing.]
Come on, don't cry.
Everything's gonna be fine.
You're breaking my heart.
Did you smoke all that? - Huh? Yeah.
I know.
- You're gonna kill yourself, fool.
I'm losing it.
I need your help so bad, Enrico, help me.
Help me, I'm begging you, help me.
All right, I will.
All right.
I'll help you.
- But it's not money I'm giving you.
- Huh? It's gold.
I found these out back.
Under the boards.
- My Béné was so fond of painting.
- [Oliver.]
Yeah, she was.
Her eyes were full of stars.
But her hands were full of shit.
[all laughing.]
I'm glad you said it, because we can clearly see they're crap.
- I thought it was just me.
- No, there's one at the bottom.
- It has a certain - I felt awful as soon as I saw them.
- The one on the right is a disaster.
- Maybe she was going for Hey, bro.
Not your bro.
I'm only here because I need work.
Not possible.
I'm sorry.
No problem.
I think I'll go see Aïda now, she'll definitely be interested in what you're doing here.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait.
- Hm? You would do that? Yeah.
Well, come in.
Yeah.
Welcome.
Ali, since you're here, let me show you the Pastramiweed.
[laughs.]
That's a good one.
Like pastrami.
To Ludmila, let's all sing Mazel tov To Ludmila, let's all sing Mazel tov What was that? [singing indistinctly.]
[Grandma.]
Who is it? Good evening, national police.
[Aure.]
Good evening.
You're gonna be seeing a lot of my colleagues around here.
- Are we? - Yeah.
The shooting range behind your house is now our official training grounds.
Wow.
I wouldn't worry about it, we only shoot targets.
And criminals.
[both laugh.]
- You guys will be safe.
- Awesome.
I don't want to disturb you any longer during your family time.
- Yeah, we're just having a little party.
- [officer.]
Nice.
- Well, I'll see you around.
All right.
- [Aure.]
Yeah, see you soon.
- Thanks for letting us know.
Good night.
- Good night.
See you, neighbor.
Well, then we're fucked.
Subtitle translation by Nadège Traoré-Dulot
- That's not mine.
So, you're saying the truck is yours but not its contents? Yes, I don't know No, no, no, it's mine.
They're my little pigs.
It's my pork.
I keep telling you the shop needs to expand our inventory.
So here it is.
This is my idea.
Here you go.
This type of pork is gonna be the future.
They're kosher pork.
It's pork that's kosher.
I've been having talks with the chief rabbi of Paris, he's crazy about it.
He's already ordered 50 to be delivered by Monday, it's insane.
- Really, it is.
Yep.
- Unbelievable.
Mister, are these your pigs or are they not? - Yes, they are.
- [Joseph.]
I can explain.
I wanted to surprise my dad, but now that's completely ruined.
Not your fault, you're doing your job.
In fact, you're doing super.
Bravo.
- So, um - Hold on.
It's true.
What Joseph's talking about is a new way to make pork kosher.
It's a complicated process involving genetic modification of hooves.
- Exactly.
- It's gonna be huge.
It's the future.
If you wanna invest money, this is the way to go.
Forget Bitcoin, that's yesterday, old news.
Hm? We won't bother you any longer.
- Yeah.
- Thank you.
- All right, good evening.
- Have a nice night, officer.
[officer.]
Thank you.
[door closes, then engine starts.]
[Joseph.]
Great job, buddy.
- What are those pigs? - No, no.
no.
Don't ask me that, you ask her.
- You ask your daughter, okay? - [Gérard.]
Hm.
- Well, these pigs - [Grandma.]
Stop it, they're mine.
What? Listen, I bought 10,000 euros' worth of cannabis cuttings.
- That's right.
- Are you kidding? I had no idea Yohan would hide it in a pig's asshole.
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES I'm just saying it's worth considering now that the cuttings are already here.
Who knows? It'll be like an upturn.
This is an upturn? Huh? An upturn? Will prison be an upturn too? Huh? Hey, be careful with those, they're fragile.
Why are you all interfering, huh? This business in Enrico's and mine, that's it, period.
No, you don't have a business if you don't have a product to sell.
If you don't start growing now, you see, the law passes, and you're selling pastrami and it's too late.
- [Aure.]
Two point five million.
- Uh, what? I made a mistake, it's 2.
5 million euros.
If Gram transplants each cutting four times, and we set up the barn correctly, then the first harvest will be worth 2.
5 million euros.
Oh, really? Hm.
Two point five million.
[Joseph.]
Okay.
Okay, Dad, listen to me real quick.
- What? - We all agree that you're the boss.
I think I can speak for all of us.
Along with Enrico, of course, but you mostly.
You're right, we agree.
But, Dad, listen.
Wouldn't it be a shame if we didn't all do this together, as a family? Let's all agree right now.
We'll split all the tasks.
You're the captain of the ship, all right? You're the visionary.
You figure out whatever it's gonna take to reimagine it in your own way.
Okay.
Grandma and Aure can figure out how to grow.
Grandma has a green thumb and Aure, she's amazing.
Oliver and I will get out and hustle and put the money together to get us started.
We all have a role.
- What do you think? - What do I think about what? You forgetting something? I don't do anything without talking to Enrico first, that's it.
- [Joseph.]
Here he is.
- There he is, yep.
[Oliver.]
This is not good.
Not good.
All right, no TV.
You good? Does the food taste different after you fuck somebody over? Huh? You are not 50/50 partners with my dad.
I know what you did, I know what you're doing, it's bullshit.
I'm sorry.
I guess I got carried away.
But it's partially your fault, after what you did.
You two drugged me.
I ended up in a disastrous state.
When I got back to my home, I had to climb a chair and stare at a spot on the ceiling to keep it from spinning around in my head like that.
- That's not good.
Okay - Listen to me.
I'll call your father and straighten this out.
- Yes.
- Tell him it's a misunderstanding and that now I'm completely out of it.
No, you're not gonna be doing that part.
Listen, my father thinks my mother sent you from heaven.
If you're out, he's out too.
Oh, la-la-la, it's getting complicated, huh? I'm out.
Enrico.
If you're in we'll give you two percent.
- Two percent? - Yeah.
Two percent.
How sweet.
You joking with me? Or insulting me? Or disrespecting me? - Wait, wait.
- Calm down a minute.
We're talking about 50,000 grand the first year.
Fifty thousand? - Yeah, 50,000.
- Yeah, 50,000.
- The first year? - Yes! What a lovely example of private industry.
So you're staying in? - Like that, I'm in.
- Super.
Look, from now on, promise us no more tricks, okay? - Yeah.
- No more funny business.
Everything squared away.
- Good.
We're done.
- Great.
- Hang on, hang on.
- What? Does this mean you guys aren't working on the new album? - No.
- No, of course we are.
No, we are.
We already have lots of ideas.
Yes, let's have a little preview of Okay, a little taste.
You're gonna like this one.
[singing in foreign language.]
Enough of all that filler, ya, ya, ya.
I meant, that part goes a bit long, but here we go.
[singing.]
The sun in Constantine is fabulous The sunbeams strike under the eyes It's a beautiful song It's Hey! It's so beautiful It's so beautiful [man on tv.]
The soil is already wet.
So I put half as much water as I would normally.
Just like growing tomatoes.
- for a week.
- Is that so? You never grew tomatoes? - put the pots under the lights - No.
[message chimes.]
18 hours of light for 6 hours of darkness.
Forget about that Tomoko, she's a cunt.
I really don't wanna talk about it now.
Just focus on the things you didn't like about her.
Hm.
Like the sex, was it any good? Yeah, it was good.
Yeah.
I'm not asking about you and Grandpa.
He was terrible in bed.
[chuckles.]
That's horrible.
How did you get by all those years? Hm.
I managed.
- Really? You were a naughty girl.
- Hm.
[both laugh.]
Come here.
- [sighs.]
- Come here, my girl.
Give me a kiss.
I can't believe you told Ali.
You should've done it a long time ago.
I was going to.
Was just about to.
You wanna explain Amsterdam? I went there with my father on business.
What business? What business? What do you think it was? Our meat business.
- Meat business, really? - Yeah.
Deliver meat, and Aure misses her flight, and Ali is talking about the Dutch mafia? See, that's normal when you have no explanations, which I'm about to give you.
- I'm listening.
- It's really very simple.
My dad has met Enrico Macias.
- Pfft.
- You said you were listening to me.
He met Enrico Macias at the butcher shop.
They were like instant friends.
They started talking about the old days and Constantine.
Blah, blah, blah, they're drinking stuff.
I'm ashamed to tell you, my father, I don't know what go into him, went looking for prostitutes in Amsterdam.
All right? Before I know it, my dad's fighting with prostitutes.
You have prostitutes, you have the mafia.
That's enough, get out.
No, I'm telling the truth.
- Get out.
- It's true.
- I promise.
- I can't take it anymore.
- I need to move on.
- I do to, I just wanna move on together.
Every time I try with you, it's some story.
[cell phone ringing.]
I'm sorry, I have to take this.
It's Oliver.
- Please be quick, I'm busy moving on.
- Tell her stop texting me.
- Why? What does she want? - She says she wants to meet.
To meet with us? - Yeah, she has news.
- Great.
We'll talk later.
Sounds good.
- What the fuck? - I have to go.
- Okay.
Don't worry.
- That's it.
- We'll talk.
- I don't want to see you.
No, that won't do.
See, I know you're not one to give up so easily.
We're gonna talk about this again as soon as I get back.
No, we're finished here.
- No.
No, no.
- Yes, we are.
We're not gonna stop until this is totally cleared up.
I promise you, we will laugh.
We will laugh so damn hard, so damn hard that people will come up to us and ask us to stop, because we're disturbing them.
We clear? I'll be back really soon.
[door closes.]
Clémentine, customers really aren't supposed to be back here.
You know, for hygiene reasons, you understand.
- So sorry, Gérard.
- Do you feel shitty selling meat? You know, all the animals suffering Who's this clown? Hey, guys, I'm here.
Hello.
Perfect timing.
I have to go see Gilbert about estimates.
Can you mind the shop? - Sure.
- Yeah, no problem.
All right, all right.
Your dad's so sweet.
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.
- He's cool, huh? - Yeah, he is.
I have good news and I have bad news.
- Let's get the bad news out of the way.
- Okay.
- Okay, the good news is - [Oliver.]
All right Okay.
that legalization is still happening, and I got you an appointment for a big meeting with the minister.
- Incredible.
No way.
I love it.
- Congratulations.
You're welcome, however, here's the bad news now.
I never got Yeah, uh, the money.
That's what she's talking about.
Look, I have it right here.
We only have 8 grand right now, we'll give you the rest later.
Only 8.
Yeah.
But, really, no.
If you don't deliver everything there's no deal.
Let's not do things half-way.
- Understood.
- Joseph, I want it all in 48 hours.
- What? - All of it? Yeah, I get it.
- All.
- All of what? - We get it.
Oliver, don't over think it.
- I think I understand, it's just Wanna go to lunch? Me, or, uh? No, you.
- Uh - Wait.
So, me? Well - Because you were looking in the middle.
- You Hm.
- You want to? - No, it's really not a good time.
No, it's not for me either.
Really? Then, why did you ask? Ha! All right, fine then.
Let's go.
No.
I just explained to you, I'm not free right now.
Good, because I'm not either.
- Dear God, help me.
- I don't - [laughs.]
So, I'm going to see you later? - All right - Maybe so.
See you, ciao.
- Ciao.
Bye.
- Damn, she is so weird.
- Yes, she is.
But we need her, and we need to get the rest of her money.
You need to be nicer to her, we talked about this.
- I was.
I was.
No, I just - Were not.
You weren't.
[bubbling.]
[coughing.]
This stuff is strong.
[groans.]
How long have you been smoking? I started smoking because of my rheumatism.
But then I just never quit.
- It relaxes me.
You know.
- Right.
It relaxes me.
Yeah, this hookah I have to admit, it's pretty amazing.
I really needed this with everybody breaking my balls.
[sighs.]
So Do you know someone you could recommend for a project? We're gonna renovate the uh Uh Oh, that's nice furniture.
I got distracted.
So, back to what I was saying we're gonna renovate the - the butchery.
- Oh, my, my.
Don't talk to me about contractors.
They're the worst, these contractors.
You're probably right.
Those crooks gave me such insane estimates to redo my verandah.
In the end, I did the work myself.
It's flawless, and it cost one tenth of the bid.
That's what I'll do.
That's what I'll do.
They all think that I'm a clown.
But this "bud-tchery" is gonna blow their damn minds.
It's gonna be dandy.
They'll see.
- [Joseph.]
I just need 1000 more.
- [Aure.]
1000? I only have one day left, I know you always keep some in your socks.
All my sock money exploded with my luggage.
Do you remember that? Do you? - You're on your own.
That's it.
- Ah, shit.
Think we could scam Grandma? Think she's hiding an ingot under the mattress? I spent all my money on the cuttings, and I'm not deaf.
- There you go.
- My bad, Grandma.
I'm sorry.
- You must have something.
- [groans.]
- Are you kidding me? I told you.
- Don't you have a savings account? She has no money, neither do I.
Handle it yourself, you're a big boy.
- Stop being a shit, okay? - All right, just calm down.
- Such an asshole.
- Don't talk to me like that.
Hey, Aure.
I know you're mad about the sneakers but don't take it out on me.
It's nothing to do with that.
Fuck off.
Well, bubbeleh, go on.
- Talk to her.
Good.
- I'm going.
Aure.
Go away.
You wanna tell me what's going on? - I just got dumped like I was trash.
- No way.
- It's true.
- I'm sorry.
I didn't even know you had a boyfriend.
It wasn't a boy.
I thought so.
- Really? - Yeah.
I can't lie, I suspected it.
Sure.
Hey.
Don't worry.
- Does Grandma know? - Mm-hm.
- [Joseph.]
Really? - [Aure.]
Does Grandma know? [laughs.]
You knew already? Of course, Grandma knows everything.
You sly little foxes, with your secrets.
Does dad know too? No, dad doesn't know.
I'm not ready to talk to him about it yet, okay? It's about time he found out, after all it's 2019 Yeah, I'm gonna tell him at my own pace.
Thanks.
My relationship with Aïda is a mess, too.
I guess that We're both having a hard time with girlfriends.
[laughing.]
- You're such a dick.
- I know.
- Three hours? - What do you want? - You don't tell me until it's last minute.
- Well, sit down, this guy's coming.
- Who's the guy? - Listen He's the only guy I could find that would help us on such short notice.
- And he agreed to lend us 20 grand? - Well, I asked for 50.
Why would you do that? What are you thinking? We already need 20 for the psycho girl.
We need cash for the grow room, for material How can we pay back 50 grand? Please tell me.
What are you nuts, Jo? We have millions falling from the sky, this is nothing.
- Don't worry, man.
- I guess so.
You sure I don't know this guy? - Yo, family! - Hey! - Youss! How are you? - What's up? Good.
- Joseph, how are you? - Youss.
- [Youss.]
Okay.
- What the fuck? You need help from Uncle Youss? No.
No, no, we don't need anything.
But we're happy to see you, of course.
So do you need 50 grand or don't you? - Yeah.
Of course we do.
What? - No, we really don't.
Enough.
What is this? One of you says no the other says yes.
What the fuck? - No.
We're all good.
- Yes.
This is fucking no, or is it a yes? It's no.
I don't wanna waste your time.
This is stupid.
You trying to say something's wrong with my money? Of course not, I think your money is wonderful.
It's just that, you know, you're part of the family.
There's Ali, you're his brother, and Aïda.
It's complicated.
Why'd you mention my sister? - What? - What's she have to do with it? My sister, why'd you mention her? - She's your sister.
- Are you trying to piss me off? I don't know why you're mad.
You wanna fuck my ass? - What? - Why would you bring her up? I don't know.
I don't want trouble.
- Rico! - No! [screams.]
[laughs.]
- What are you doing? Watch the suits.
- You shot me! Relax, it's just a joke.
- Look at this.
- Perfect shot.
Relax.
Come on, let me explain something to you.
If we're doing business together, we'll have fun.
I look a good joke, or a prank Listen, we're not doing business! It's not gonna work! - It's all right.
Calm down.
- No! I'm playing with you.
It's nothing.
Look, he came to me, asking for 50 grand for your weed business, right? - That's right.
- You told him? - I had no choice.
- You idiot! - I had to tell him something.
- What goes on in your head? - Hey! - I was just This is how I proceed for this amount.
I'm giving you 50,000 in cash today.
I expect it to be paid back in two months.
At an interest rate of 30 percent.
- That's a lot.
- I'm not a bank, so shut up.
- No, but 30 percent.
I'm not gonna agree - Shut up.
Each day that you're late will be a 2 grand penalty.
That's a lot.
Shut up.
After a week, if you're still late for any reason at all Rico! - Oh, no, no! Ow! - No, no! - Man, again! - My suit! - Why do you keep shooting us? - There's no reason! - Enough.
- No, cut it out, bro! No, you don't get to call me that now.
Once I lend you this money, there's no more bro talk.
I don't care, don't shoot that at us! - What if I do? - What if you do? Listen, take your money and your goons, and get the fuck out! - Really? - I'm not kidding! 50 grand in 48 hours must be easy to come by these days.
Even for two shit-heads like you.
Don't worry, we'll find it.
It's a shame, you almost escaped the butcher shop.
Let's go, we wasted our time here.
Unbelievable.
Come on, guys.
- [Rico.]
Okay, Uncle Youss.
- [man.]
You got it, boss.
Okay.
Okay, okay, okay.
Stop.
What? - You got a deal, okay? - [Oliver.]
What? - You fucking kidding me? - [Youss.]
Are you sure? We have a deal, Youss, all right? It's good.
All right.
[laughing.]
Okay, we're good.
I thought you were joking.
That's a good one.
Shit.
I told Oliver, but I'll say it again for you.
Ali is to stay out of this business, all right? My mother can't take another delinquent.
Okay.
And it goes without saying, if you guys try to fuck me, I swear on my mother's life Rico! - Whoa! - Whoa! - Stop it.
- Don't you fucking dare! - Put it down! - No, I'm just kidding.
[laughs.]
Rico's always ready to fucking go.
There you go, boys.
[laughs.]
- Taking a while.
- Yes, it is.
I guarantee it's all there.
No, it isn't.
- Are you kidding me? - I have the money.
But not Oliver.
Look, Clém, I'm not his pimp, I'm his friend.
He does what he wants.
I understand.
So do I.
Watch this, I'm going to show you.
All right.
What are you doing now? Hey, Dad.
How are you? - It's about time you called.
- You're not talking to your dad.
- You're bluffing.
- So, what's up? So, what's going on with the permit applications? They just keep flooding in, my love, why? - There's a butcher shop - Please, stop.
I'm in love.
I'm willing to arrange a dinner between the two of you.
- Okay, a dinner - Wait, if it doesn't go further, it's not my problem.
Are we clear? Yes.
And no more blackmail.
Got it.
I guess I'll feed him for dessert a little apricot.
If you know what I mean.
A little cherry.
Some papaya, you know, to taste.
[laughs.]
Are you sure what you're doing is safe, Oliver? Uh, I don't know, but we have no choice.
We're gonna be using a lot more power and the electric company monitors this.
If they think it's suspicious they'll call the police.
- Really? - Yeah.
I have everything hooked up now, so we can try it.
- Okay, if you say so.
- [Joseph.]
What's this? Uh, we're hacking power lines now.
Sounds safe.
- [Aure.]
See you later, I hope it works.
- [Grandma.]
We'll be inside.
[clicking.]
I have to tell you something.
[Oliver.]
Really, right now? Yeah, right now.
- An issue with Clémentine.
- What? - What does that freak-a-zoid want now? - Right.
Uh, she wants a date with you, or, uh, she'll lose our application.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Just a technical difficulty.
- What the fuck are you doing? I can fix that, might have made a mistake.
Yeah, well, you know what? Clémentine just freaks me out.
I could never date her.
It's just one dinner.
What's the big deal? What's your angle here? What's the catch? Is it just dinner, or is it dinner with a little extra? [Joseph sighs.]
No, no, no, it's just dinner.
Uh, a little extras advised.
Fuck.
Okay.
You know what? Fine, okay.
- I'll have dinner with her.
- Yeah.
- A few French kisses.
- No.
- Yeah, that's it.
That's the end of it.
- Olive - Olive.
- What? You're gonna have to keep dating her until it's legalized and we get licensed.
Are you fucking kidding? I'm not wasting three months of my life with that psycho.
Out of the question.
Find another solution.
You haven't picked up a single ride in the last 48 hours.
Hat's off to you.
What's up? I had an emergency.
Two day emergency? You're fired.
Stop.
It's no big deal.
I'll make it up to you.
I'll just work late No, I'm done sponsoring you.
I pay you, raise your kid, take him on vacation.
Stop taking advantage of me.
Give me the keys.
I'll take night shifts.
I'll sleep at the airport, and spend my life there.
I want the keys.
[Oliver.]
No, I'm having a quick dinner with Joseph to talk about business.
I'll call you when we're done.
Don't worry.
[knocking.]
That's probably him now.
You're two hours late.
Goddamn it.
- I'm sorry I'm late, I got dressed up.
- Whoa.
Wait, I'll call you right back.
You got dressed up for? Uh, Joseph didn't mention dinner? No, he didn't say that you were coming.
Uh Oh.
All right, I guess I'll just go.
- Wait, come back.
- Oh, yeah? - Since you're already here - Cool.
I don't know what he told you, but I hope he didn't say I loved you.
What? - Huh? - What did you say? I said, "I saw a bunch of doves poo.
" Well Let's be honest, in the UFC you know Khabib is the best.
- We agree, on the ground, he really is.
- All right.
We agree.
But when he's on his feet, then no Do you remember that shot on McGregor? Yeah, okay, so I'll give you that one.
- You know a lot about this.
- Of course.
Yeah, I'm a martial arts fan.
I'm a purple belt in Jiu-Jitsu.
- You're fucking kidding me now? - Uh-uh.
No, I'm not.
We can even get on the floor for a randori, I'll take you down in a Kimura in a second.
You seem pretty confident.
Of course, I'll fuck you up.
- No, I'd fuck you up.
- No, I'd fuck you up.
- No, I'd fuck you.
- Fuck you up.
- I'd fuck you.
- Okay.
- Ah, ha-ha-ha! - Let go of me.
- Watch out, I'm going down.
- [laughing.]
Look out! Okay, Clémentine, I'm tapping out.
- Let go of me.
- Okay, okay.
- Oh.
- Sorry.
- [laughs.]
- Oh, so that's your thing? Maybe.
[laughs.]
[rings.]
Aïda, please.
I love you [both exhale.]
Ah, damn it.
EXPERIENCE [man.]
"July 2016.
" This says, "Break-up.
" [Ali.]
That's when Melanie left me.
- "September of '16, catastrophic relapse"? - Yeah, I had a rough time.
FOR MY LOVE Aïda? So, 1300, we have a deal? I can't.
Fifteen hundred.
- I could use some help.
- Hang on, I'm negotiating.
Are you sure you can speak French? It says right here I'm bilingual.
- [in French.]
Do you speak English? - What? Oh, fuck! Shit! It's leaking everywhere! [groaning.]
- Shit, there's no way that's gonna work.
- It'll work.
How do I turn this thing off? [doorbell rings.]
Ah! We did it! [sighs.]
[both sigh.]
Oh, la-la-la.
Such a beautiful shop turned into this? What a crying shame.
- I made a few mistakes.
- Mm-hm.
You tried to remodel the place by yourself? I just need to hire a few people to, well, finish.
- But, unfortunately, I don't have the - Oh Ten grand.
- What? - That's what I need, 10 grand.
Right, 10 grand.
It's better coming from your family than from me.
I can't ask the family.
They don't even know I started doing this construction in the first place.
I wanted it to be a surprise.
- It's definitely a surprise.
Um - Oh Yeah.
Mm-hm.
Everything's been like this since my Béné's left, I'm such a fool.
[sobbing.]
Come on, don't cry.
Everything's gonna be fine.
You're breaking my heart.
Did you smoke all that? - Huh? Yeah.
I know.
- You're gonna kill yourself, fool.
I'm losing it.
I need your help so bad, Enrico, help me.
Help me, I'm begging you, help me.
All right, I will.
All right.
I'll help you.
- But it's not money I'm giving you.
- Huh? It's gold.
I found these out back.
Under the boards.
- My Béné was so fond of painting.
- [Oliver.]
Yeah, she was.
Her eyes were full of stars.
But her hands were full of shit.
[all laughing.]
I'm glad you said it, because we can clearly see they're crap.
- I thought it was just me.
- No, there's one at the bottom.
- It has a certain - I felt awful as soon as I saw them.
- The one on the right is a disaster.
- Maybe she was going for Hey, bro.
Not your bro.
I'm only here because I need work.
Not possible.
I'm sorry.
No problem.
I think I'll go see Aïda now, she'll definitely be interested in what you're doing here.
- Hey, wait, wait, wait.
- Hm? You would do that? Yeah.
Well, come in.
Yeah.
Welcome.
Ali, since you're here, let me show you the Pastramiweed.
[laughs.]
That's a good one.
Like pastrami.
To Ludmila, let's all sing Mazel tov To Ludmila, let's all sing Mazel tov What was that? [singing indistinctly.]
[Grandma.]
Who is it? Good evening, national police.
[Aure.]
Good evening.
You're gonna be seeing a lot of my colleagues around here.
- Are we? - Yeah.
The shooting range behind your house is now our official training grounds.
Wow.
I wouldn't worry about it, we only shoot targets.
And criminals.
[both laugh.]
- You guys will be safe.
- Awesome.
I don't want to disturb you any longer during your family time.
- Yeah, we're just having a little party.
- [officer.]
Nice.
- Well, I'll see you around.
All right.
- [Aure.]
Yeah, see you soon.
- Thanks for letting us know.
Good night.
- Good night.
See you, neighbor.
Well, then we're fucked.
Subtitle translation by Nadège Traoré-Dulot