Future Sex (2018) s01e04 Episode Script
Bae
Would you fuck another girl? Yeah.
I'd probably fuck another girl.
You would not fuck another girl! Not one of you hoes.
Some bitches are hot.
I've kissed a girl before,brin sixth grade.
As a dare.
What about you Emily? Would you slide the slit? My cousin's too much of a prude.
I'm not sayingbrthat I don't like dick.
I'm just sayingbrthat it might be fun to experiment.
Sex with guys gets old.
brIt's all No! God, I think I'm gonna Sounds like my first timebrwith a Bae Boy.
Sounds like my first,brsecond, third I can't even rememberbrwho was the first one.
It was a damn fuck-athon.
What about you, Ems? What about me? What was your first time like? I'm not gonna talk about that.
You're a virgin.
Of course.
Yeah, she needs a Bae boy.
Ew, come on.
No.
Girl's got something against robots.
I've got something against sex bots.
The first time, I prefer it to be real, thanks.
Trust me, where it counts, they're very real.
Hey, Ems.
Emily, I want you to meetbrmy friend Justin.
Justin, this is my cousin Emily.
Hi.
Well, I'll leave you two to it.
Wait, what? - Are you going to school?br- Graduated.
Two years early.
brI start college in fall.
That's impressive.
And expensive.
Look at Mrs.
brI-don't-want-to-be-with-a-bae-bot.
Very nice.
What? Well since you don't like Bae bots, let us take him off your hands.
- What the hell?br- I thought you knew.
Knew what? Karen's hella rich so she can affordbrto rent Justin out for the night.
So Justin's Entertainment.
Hi.
Do you mind if I join you? You're not reallybrinto parties, right? What makes you think that? Well for starters, you're up here.
You know, I've seenbrhow everybody looks at you.
And how do they look at me? Kind of like,bryou looking at me right now.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, but I can tell.
You think I'm a rabid monster.
Ok, maybe not a rabid monster.
I don't bite.
Do you believe me? I'm sorry, I gotta go.
Out here.
Don't be silly.
brI just want to have fun.
Why the long face? What's next on the menu? Excuse me.
Sorry, he's with me.
Are you ok? Should I stop? No.
Is everything OK? Yeah.
Jesus, Stace! Keep it down! What the fuck? How could you? You thought that nonsensebrhe was spouting wasn't a line? He's an android, Ems.
He's programmed to make a sale.
They all do.
I didn't want you to make a decision that you were going to regretbrfor the rest of your life! Cut the shit, Stacy.
Just because you fucked a few guys doesn't qualify you to teach mebra few life lessons.
This isn't real.
Maybe not.
But the heartbreak is.
Are you ok? I would like to returnbra defective model.
Justin.
I'd probably fuck another girl.
You would not fuck another girl! Not one of you hoes.
Some bitches are hot.
I've kissed a girl before,brin sixth grade.
As a dare.
What about you Emily? Would you slide the slit? My cousin's too much of a prude.
I'm not sayingbrthat I don't like dick.
I'm just sayingbrthat it might be fun to experiment.
Sex with guys gets old.
brIt's all No! God, I think I'm gonna Sounds like my first timebrwith a Bae Boy.
Sounds like my first,brsecond, third I can't even rememberbrwho was the first one.
It was a damn fuck-athon.
What about you, Ems? What about me? What was your first time like? I'm not gonna talk about that.
You're a virgin.
Of course.
Yeah, she needs a Bae boy.
Ew, come on.
No.
Girl's got something against robots.
I've got something against sex bots.
The first time, I prefer it to be real, thanks.
Trust me, where it counts, they're very real.
Hey, Ems.
Emily, I want you to meetbrmy friend Justin.
Justin, this is my cousin Emily.
Hi.
Well, I'll leave you two to it.
Wait, what? - Are you going to school?br- Graduated.
Two years early.
brI start college in fall.
That's impressive.
And expensive.
Look at Mrs.
brI-don't-want-to-be-with-a-bae-bot.
Very nice.
What? Well since you don't like Bae bots, let us take him off your hands.
- What the hell?br- I thought you knew.
Knew what? Karen's hella rich so she can affordbrto rent Justin out for the night.
So Justin's Entertainment.
Hi.
Do you mind if I join you? You're not reallybrinto parties, right? What makes you think that? Well for starters, you're up here.
You know, I've seenbrhow everybody looks at you.
And how do they look at me? Kind of like,bryou looking at me right now.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, but I can tell.
You think I'm a rabid monster.
Ok, maybe not a rabid monster.
I don't bite.
Do you believe me? I'm sorry, I gotta go.
Out here.
Don't be silly.
brI just want to have fun.
Why the long face? What's next on the menu? Excuse me.
Sorry, he's with me.
Are you ok? Should I stop? No.
Is everything OK? Yeah.
Jesus, Stace! Keep it down! What the fuck? How could you? You thought that nonsensebrhe was spouting wasn't a line? He's an android, Ems.
He's programmed to make a sale.
They all do.
I didn't want you to make a decision that you were going to regretbrfor the rest of your life! Cut the shit, Stacy.
Just because you fucked a few guys doesn't qualify you to teach mebra few life lessons.
This isn't real.
Maybe not.
But the heartbreak is.
Are you ok? I would like to returnbra defective model.
Justin.