Georgie and Mandy's First Marriage (2024) s01e04 Episode Script

Todds Mom

#
What's that old saying?
Read 'em and weep.
Damn it.
Good job, partner.
Is this really your first time
playing bridge?
[chuckles]
Guess I'm just lucky.
I mean, look at the family
I married into.
- Are we done?
- No, we're going again.
If you insist.
You better not be hustling us.
I can't believe
you would accuse me of that.
Amanda, you need
to up your game.
[scoffs] I'll do you one better.
I'm up and I'm out.
You can't quit in the middle.
Well, I think
I hear the baby.
I think I hear a baby, too.
Oh, come on, Mandy,
we're having fun.
Are we?
Tell you what, why don't we switch partners?
I'll play with your mama.
Now we're talking.
Aw, why do I get Mandy?
I'm not that bad.
You are.
Am I?
Oh, what do I know?
I'm just a beginner.
#
[coos]
Can't believe I just spent my Friday
night playing bridge with my parents.
I'm a hundred years old.
Guess that makes me only 89.
Sorry.
When did this become our life?
What's wrong with spending
time with your folks?
Nothing, I just miss
having a social life.
We have a social life.
We got your mom, dad, brother,
- my mom, meemaw, sister
- Okay, okay.
And if you count our TV friends,
we got Tony Danza, Frasier
Stop.
In the meantime, you're looking
pretty good for an old lady.
Oh, really?
Is that so?
That is so. What do you say
I get you out of them bloomers
and see what happens?
"Bloomers"?
Ain't that what you old biddies
wear under your frock?
Please stop talking.
#
Oh, my God, how long does it take
to finish a slice of pie?
I know, but it's kind of romantic
the way they look at each other.
What makes you think
they're a couple?
Maybe they're
brother and sister
in some kind of
sick relationship.[scoffs]
What is wrong with you?
I'm not rooting for it.
I said it was sick.
Hey, I'm gonna grab a drink when we get off.
You want to come?
Wow, I can't remember the last
time I went out for a drink.
Is that a yes?
I-I don't know, my husband's
at home with the baby.
Well, if it's too
much trouble
Oh, no, it's no trouble,
I'm coming.
Hi, can I get anything else
for you or your wife?
No, she's my sister.
[whispering]:
Oh, my God.
[country music playing]
Huh. Look at me.
It's after 9:00,
I'm not only out,
I'm awake.
And your husband didn't mind
staying home with the baby?
Oh, no, he loves it.
That's nice.
My ex loved babies, too.
Why'd you break up?
He made a baby
with another woman.
Oh. Sorry.
No, it's okay.
Yeah, he's that
bitch's problem now.
Man, I hate bitches.
No, it's fine,
I got my son, my freedom,
now it's my turn to have fun.
And, now, when you
say "fun," you mean
Sex with men
I barely know.
Okay, well, I won't be doing that,
but I will be cheering for you.
Thank you!
You go, hoebag.
[gunfire on TV]
Hey. What are you
still doing up?
Just watching Rambo III.
You'd think it'd answer
a lot of questions
from I and II, but it don't.
Did you have fun?
It was okay.
Mandy
I had a nice time.
Mandy
Okay, I had a great time.
[sighs]
Good, I'm glad.
It was so nice to hang out with a woman
who didn't give birth to me.
Well, a couple pretty women at the bar,
you must have gotten hit on.
Actually, not at all.
Oh. Well, they must've
saw your wedding ring
and didn't want
to be disrespectful.
Good. Yeah.
That's why.
Well, just so you know,
your daughter and I had
a pretty fun night, too.
She discovered
farting in the bathtub.
Aw, and I missed it?
Don't worry, if she's anything
like her daddy, she'll do it again.
[Mandy laughs]
Hey, can I ask you
a personal question?
Shoot.
When you got married,
did you still have
other friends?
Oh, yeah, tons.
What about after
you had kids?
Oh, no,
life as I knew it ended.
But you were fine
with that, right?
I get the feeling
you want me to say yes.
I don't know, Mandy's
just got in my head
about us having
a social life.
So? You must have
lots of friends.
I do.
I mean, I did.
Maybe I don't.
Well, hang in there.
When CeeCee gets a little older,
she'll make friends and you'll
pretend to like their parents.
Maybe I will like 'em.
You won't,
they're awful.
You know, after
work on Fridays,
me and my buddies play
a little half-court basketball.
Cool.
Yeah, and after we grab pizza
and beer.
Sounds fun.
[chuckling]:
It is. It really is.
I've gone with them.
It's a good time.
GEORGIE:
"Then he nibbled a hole "in the cocoon,
"pushed his way out,
and he was
a beautiful butterfly."
But you knew that.
'Cause Daddy's read
this story 118 times.
Uh-huh. Okay.
All right, let me
call you right back.
Hey, uh, my friend Beth invited me
over to her place tonight.
Oh, I think your parents
were hoping we'd play cards.
Yeah, I'm well aware.
Okay, you should go.
Well, you don't sound so sure.
Well, I just thought
you and I would hang out.
Well, why don't you come with me?
I know Beth wants to meet you.
I ain't gonna get in the way
of your girl talk?
[chuckles]
Girl talk? What's girl talk?
I don't know.
Guys' butts, panties?
Put on a clean shirt,
you're coming with me.
She's asleep.
Kind of bummed we lost
our bridge partners.
I'll play with you.
That's nice,
but it's a four-person game.
We could play something else.
How about Scrabble?
How about something
I'm good at?
Reading on the toilet
is not a game, Jim.
CONNOR:
I have a game we can play.
I'm a thing.
You have 20 questions. Go.
I don't want to play that.
I do.
Are you a vegetable?
No. 19.
What kind of first question is that?
It's too specific.
I thought you
weren't playing.
I'm not, but if I was,
I'd ask a better first question.
Like what?
Like, "Are you
a living thing?"
No. 18.
Great question.
But now we know it's not alive.
It is a good question, right?
Yes. 17.
You're counting that?
Yes. 16.
Oh, come on!
So how did
you two meet?
She came into the Laundromat
I was working at,
and I asked her out.
Laundromat. Sexy.
It was really a front for
a backroom gambling operation.
That sexy enough for you?
She was worried
I was a little too young,
so I lied about my age.
Mm-hmm. You sure did.
Hey, you lied
about your age, too.
Anyhoo, too much tequila,
not enough condoms,
here we are.
Nice.
I eventually
told her the truth.
Yep. And we fell in love.
That's sweet, you started
with lies and ended with love.
I went the other way.
[door closes]
TODD: Hello?
Oh, that's my son. In here.
- Hey.
- Hey, Todd.
Todd, this is Mandy and Georgie.
Georgie Cooper?
Yeah.
Didn't you go to Medford High?
Yeah, a while ago.
Your dad was the football coach,
you had the genius brother.
I'm sorry, did you two
go to high school together?
He was a year
ahead of me.
Wait, how old are you?
Nineteen.
Now you know
why he lied. [laughs]
So, did you graduate?
No, I dropped out
my junior year.
Oh, that's so cool.
- No, it's not.
- Not cool.
If I didn't,
we never would've met.
'Cause you would've
been in homeroom?
Well, Todd, I'm sure you've
got a lot of stuff to do.
You don't want to hang out
with us old folks
and Georgie.
I'm gonna go work
on my dirt bike.
You got a dirt bike?
Yamaha YZ250.
Oh, sweet.
- You want to see it?
- Can I?
Go ahead.
[laughing awkwardly]
So, 19
Yeah, he's-he's very mature
- for his age.
- I'm sure.
And, you know, most days
I-I don't even think about it.
And why would you?
He's a good father
and a hard worker.
I bet the sex is amazing.
Oh, well, he does bring
a certain youthful energy
to the party.
Do tell.
I think I've told enough.
You know, sometimes I look
at Todd's friends and
Oh, Beth, no.
What? You married one.
Yeah.
How long you had it?
Six months.
My dad bought it for me
during the divorce
- so I'd be on his side.
- Did it work?
No, my mom bought me a Nintendo.
Kind of balanced things out.
You know, people don't talk much
about the upsides of divorce.
So, what's it like
being married?
Well, I guess it's like having
a girlfriend you live with.
Cool.
What's it like
having a girlfriend?
It's good.
I mean, you got to buy 'em
presents and watch dumb movies,
but overall it's worth it.
So I bet you get
to do it all the time.
Well, I'm a gentleman.
B-But I did say "worth it."
It's not weird that she's old?
She ain't old,
she's older.
Also, do not let her
hear you say that.
Sorry, I don't mean
nothing by it.
New school nurse is hot.
And she's like 23.
There you go.
What we doing here?
- Just tightening the brakes.
- Well, let me help you.
Hey, isn't your sister
a freshman this year?
We've talked about this.
Older's better.
Okay, so we know
it's not musical.
We know
it's not a machine.
But it is man-made.
Got to be smart
about this.
You're the one
who wasted two questions.
Well, they shouldn't
have counted.
But they did, didn't they?
How can we be sure this isn't
some stupid thing only he knows exists?
Good point.
Do it.
Are you some stupid thing
only you know exists?
No.
Twelve.
So you're sure
we'd know?
No, don't waste one.
It's something we know.
Okay, okay.
Damn, this is stressful.
If it's too much, we can stop.
No shame admitting defeat.
- Make coffee.
- On it.
That was fun.
Thanks for letting me tag along.
Mm-hmm.
Crazy you and Todd went
to school together.
I know.
My meemaw would call that
"quite the coinkydink."
Hey. Listen, Todd invited me
to ride dirt bikes tomorrow.
You're not doing that.
- Why?
- You have a child. It's dangerous.
I'll wear a helmet.
No.
Todd's mom lets him do it.
What did you say?
What?
"Todd's mom lets him do it,"
like I'm your mom?
- That ain't what I meant.
- Well, that's what it sounded like.
Well, if you don't like it,
maybe you should stop
acting like my mom.
[grunts]
You-- I--
You are in trouble, mister.
Oh, don't you roll
your eyes at me.
How about this?
I like it.
You sure?
Do it.
Are you something
in this house?
Yes.
- Yes!
- Good job.
Teamwork, babe.
MANDY: You are not playing
with my friend's son!
GEORGIE: I'm a grown man,
I can play with whoever I want.
Trouble in paradise.
We're back.
We heard.
CeeCee good?
Sound asleep.
You two okay?
I don't want to talk about it.
All righty.
We're playing 20 Questions
if you'd like to join.
No.
Anyone else glad she said no?
That was great.
I haven't ridden in years.
Why'd you stop?
Oh, you know, got busy.
Wife, baby, job.
How old are you?
Nineteen
and a half, basically 20.
You should see his wife.
She's hot.
Hey!
I mean, thank you, but hey.
All right,
who's ready for some beer?
- Oh, yeah, count me in.
- Please.
Thought we were gonna ride
some more?
We are.
After drinking?
I thought you said he was cool.
I'm cool.
[laughter]
I drive a tow truck.
I've seen stuff.
Believe me, safe is cool.
[laughter]
At least eat something
to coat your stomach.
I'm sorry, our mommies
didn't pack us any snacks.
Well, that's all right, I got
some string cheese in the truck.
So, is your husband out
with his little friends?
Don't call them that.
Sorry.
Is your husband out
with his big-boy friends?
Can you stop
enjoying this?
No.
I'm not upset
he's out with friends.
I'm upset he's doing
something dangerous.
Well, why didn't
you tell him not to?
I did.
He didn't listen.
Well
he is at that
rebellious age.
I'm serious.
[chuckles]
Georgie has a lot
of very good qualities,
but he's so much
younger than you.
It was bound to a problem
at some point.
That's not true.
Really?
Think about what you were
doing when you were 19.
Well, I was in college,
so I was
going to all my classes
and studying a lot.
Okay, but it's different
because I didn't have a child.
[laughing]:
And now you've got two of 'em.
[country music playing]
Check out the cowboy at the bar.
Oh, that's not a cowboy,
that's my dentist.
Ooh, Dr. Cowboy.
I have a cleaning
next week.
Can you not ruin it?
He married?
Um, I don't know,
he wears gloves.
I'm gonna find out.
Wait, you're just
gonna leave me here?
I guess you are.
Not a chance.
[chuckles]
But thank you.
All right, Richie,
this is you.
[sighs]
Later.
Wait, here's
your keys.
Someday you'll
thank me!
Little punk.
All right,
who's next?
I guess I am, Mr. Cooper.
It's Georgie, it's just Georgie.
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
#
What?
I'm gonna take off.
- Okay.
- Hi, Mandy.
Hi, Dr. Piccardo.
Okay, sure.
[pager buzzing]
Huh.
#
Hi.
Hey.
Thanks for coming.
What happened to your buddy?
Oh, she's, um
getting a cavity filled.
Let's go home.
Are you sure? We're here.
I can buy you a drink.
Or if they card me,
you can buy me a drink.
I think I'd rather go home
and watch my daughter sleep.
Oh, that's
my favorite thing.
How was your night?
You want the truth?
Yeah.
Teenagers suck.
Okay. We know it's not
a tangible object.
It can't be bought.
It's odorless.
And it's in this room right now.
We only have one question left.
We have to guess.
What are you thinking?
Agreed.
Go for it.
Are you time?
Ooh, good guess.
- Did we get it?
- No.
- Son of a bitch!
- Damn it!
So, what was it?
Sorry, you're out of questions.
You're really not
gonna tell us?
Thanks for playing.
You get back here
right now
and you tell us!
I don't know why you like him.
Previous EpisodeNext Episode